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imperfect

07/07/08, 07:51 PM

Pronounced Alice-san-uh.
They are pretty good.
The do screamo stuff.
http://i321.photobucket.com/albums/nn391/reorio48/wp_65_1024.jpg

OdeToTheSun

07/07/08, 07:55 PM

They have an official thread ya know??? Just warning you because they'll close this thread if there is an official one.

Neo Cassady

07/07/08, 07:56 PM

Come on now. Search function shows 9 threads, including an official one.

thespearkid

07/07/08, 07:57 PM

And here's #10.

AP_Punk

07/07/08, 07:59 PM

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c267/evandodson/search.gif

hockeyguitar99

07/07/08, 08:12 PM

there are so many problems with this thread

starting with the fact that someone actually likes them
the second because there is an official thread

Troggy

07/07/08, 09:03 PM

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c267/evandodson/search.gif

hahahaha I am saving that

cymche

07/07/08, 09:06 PM

Search function.
Nail it in to your brain like I had to.

DJ_K-Morr

07/07/08, 11:09 PM

Yeah use the search function, but this band totally rapes.

Danny Schme

07/07/08, 11:12 PM

rabble rabble rabble

Hatefuck this band back to hot topic hell

Getup and Dance

07/07/08, 11:14 PM

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c267/evandodson/search.gif

Im glad this still gets play after I posted it in the Jokes forum.

Danny Schme

07/08/08, 12:00 AM

Its good stuff.

thesafeword

07/08/08, 12:29 AM

Pronounced Alice-san-uh.
They are pretty good.
The do screamo stuff.
http://i321.photobucket.com/albums/nn391/reorio48/wp_65_1024.jpg
orly?

chipdip18

07/08/08, 12:33 AM

What do the six guys do? Is there a horn section?

Regards

07/08/08, 03:51 AM

Moar liek pronounced bad.

Judge'sDaughter

07/08/08, 07:43 AM

In before lock.

Alesana sucks.

Judge'sDaughter

07/08/08, 07:43 AM

Moar liek pronounced bad.
:highfive:

Regards

07/08/08, 07:44 AM

:highfive:
Woo!

Praetor

07/08/08, 08:10 AM

I've never heard of them.

heyzombiehitler

07/08/08, 08:21 AM

This band is fucking horrible. If you like them ur a lozer.

checkered.stars

07/08/08, 08:24 AM

i love this band, they are one of my favorites. i especially liked how they based their first album on greek mythology

My post on their wall three months ago.

Regards

07/08/08, 08:34 AM

How embarrassing.

checkered.stars

07/08/08, 08:35 AM

It makes me laugh.

Maxwell

07/08/08, 08:36 AM

you know how i know you're gay?

you like alesana.

Regards

07/08/08, 08:36 AM

Zing!

checkered.stars

07/08/08, 08:37 AM

Yeah, 40 Year Old Virgin quotes are so funny.

heyzombiehitler

07/08/08, 08:44 AM

Not as funny as people liking this band.

checkered.stars

07/08/08, 08:51 AM

It was three months ago, what can I say.

heyzombiehitler

07/08/08, 09:19 AM

Oh three months. Things were so different then. Was this site even around then?

Reflecting

07/08/08, 09:21 AM

D:
Alesana fails at metalcore, which wasn't even possible until they did it.

I don't even know if it's metalcore.
It's just bad.

checkered.stars

07/08/08, 09:22 AM

Oh three months. Things were so different then. Was this site even around then?
Funny.

Reflecting

07/08/08, 09:25 AM

Well, I do have to give Alesana some props for being the first band with screaming that I could actually tolerate. That was over a year ago though. Without them, I would have never discovered real screamo. So I guess I can give them that.

Their music is still absolutely awful.

checkered.stars

07/08/08, 09:26 AM

Screaming? It's more like listening to an elephant on helium getting run over by a truck.

Reflecting

07/08/08, 09:32 AM

hahaha, true. let me rephrase that:

"vocals other than singing"

Judge'sDaughter

07/08/08, 09:45 AM

Screaming? It's more like listening to an elephant on helium getting run over by a truck.
I agree! My friend Brandon listens to them ALL. THE. TIME.
It's terrible.

checkered.stars

07/08/08, 09:47 AM

I agree! My friend Brandon listens to them ALL. THE. TIME.
It's terrible.
Haha it really is.

thespearkid

07/08/08, 09:49 AM

Alesana is my guilty pleasure band. They suck soooo bad but, for some reason, they're the only screamo band I listen to.

LiquorAndDick

07/08/08, 09:52 AM

This band doesn't deserve any threads. They aren't serious business.

hockeyguitar99

07/08/08, 10:11 AM

I've never heard of them.
you lucky lucky bastard.

micahistheballs

07/08/08, 10:58 AM

Where the hell is Chris with the lockhammer?

thesafeword

07/08/08, 01:41 PM

Alesana is my guilty pleasure band. They suck soooo bad but, for some reason, they're the only screamo band I listen to.
I hate to rain on your parade, but that's not screamo. It's just shit.

Danny Schme

07/08/08, 02:43 PM

Alesana is my guilty pleasure band. They suck soooo bad but, for some reason, they're the only screamo band I listen to.

you just made At The Drive-in fans everywhere cringe due to your post and avatar...

Genuma

07/08/08, 03:08 PM

there are so many problems with this thread

starting with the fact that someone actually likes them
the second because there is an official thread
There are too many problems with you!

ZING!

MyNameIsRoss

07/08/08, 04:32 PM

This band..

sugarcoatedlies

07/08/08, 04:46 PM

i like them.

3eb23

07/08/08, 05:51 PM

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c267/evandodson/search.gif

haha thats awesome

theguy77

07/08/08, 06:02 PM

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c267/evandodson/search.gif

haha i saw that in this one thread and laughed really hard

but seriously alesana is the second worst popular band of today.

thespearkid

07/08/08, 07:59 PM

I hate to rain on your parade, but that's not screamo. It's just shit.
It's shitty but it's screamo.

you just made At The Drive-in fans everywhere cringe due to your post and avatar...
Haha, yeah.

Troggy

07/08/08, 08:31 PM

It's shitty but it's screamo.

You don't want to go there. Trust me.

micahistheballs

07/08/08, 09:14 PM

haha i saw that in this one thread and laughed really hard

but seriously alesana is the second worst popular band of today.
Worst?

AP_Punk

07/08/08, 09:16 PM

worse?

theguy77

07/08/08, 10:02 PM

Worst?

red jumpsuit apparatus

cute is what we aim for comes in third

Troggy

07/08/08, 10:03 PM

red jumpsuit apparatus

cute is what we aim for comes in third

You have put much thought into this.

sugarcoatedlies

07/08/08, 10:35 PM

no the worst is nickelback

theguy77

07/08/08, 10:37 PM

im mostly counting bands in ap.net's "scene" though.

thesafeword

07/09/08, 12:01 AM

no the worst is nickelback
Yes.

You don't want to go there. Trust me.
Trust him.

summer skin

07/09/08, 12:47 AM

It's shitty but it's screamo.

Haha, yeah.
screamo (http://www.myspace.com/chaosisorchid)
not screamo (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=1943559)
screamo (http://www.myspace.com/circletakesthesquare)
not screamo (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofi le&friendid=1360487)
http://a96.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/117/l_646f552e07083a86153324de1439162f. jpg

sputniksignals

07/09/08, 06:33 AM

You don't want to go there. Trust me.
You really don't kid

thespearkid

07/09/08, 06:49 AM

So... can I get a fairly concise definition of screamo? I need to be educated.

Regards

07/09/08, 07:34 AM

So... can I get a fairly concise definition of screamo? I need to be educated.
http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=191383

Danny Schme

07/09/08, 10:28 AM

You don't want to go there. Trust me.

this.

daniesaur_15

07/09/08, 09:37 PM

I don't know about you guys, but I happen to like Alesana.
Just thought I'd thrwo it in there.
:]

Danny Schme

07/09/08, 11:05 PM

I'm sorry

thesafeword

07/10/08, 01:39 AM

I don't know about you guys, but I happen to like Alesana.
Just thought I'd thrwo it in there.
:]
What are you smiling about?

DaveZeroZero

07/10/08, 06:09 AM

Alesana fail at music (if you can call what they do 'music').

daniesaur_15

07/10/08, 06:48 PM

What are you smiling about?
I'm smiling because I feel like it and I like there music.
Is there something wrong with that?

Chris Fallon

07/10/08, 07:31 PM

This band fucking sucks. One of the really bad ones.

Troggy

07/10/08, 08:22 PM

One of the really bad ones.

haha good way to put it

fuhleesha

07/10/08, 08:37 PM

I can't comment on the quality of Alesana's music because I've never heard them, but today at Warped Tour they were doing a signing at the tent I was volunteering at, and this guy comes up and starts screaming one of their songs. And it was so hilariously horrible, and all of the guys wanted to run and hide. It was soo funny. Now that I think about it, you kind of had to be there... take my word for it though, it was SO BAD. I'm sure someone will say 'It couldn't be worse than the actual band.'

Danny Schme

07/10/08, 08:39 PM

It couldn't be worse than the actual band.

MyNameIsRoss

07/10/08, 08:41 PM

I'm smiling because I feel like it and I like there music.
Is there something wrong with that?

you like their* music.

and yes.

thesafeword

07/10/08, 11:55 PM

I'm smiling because I feel like it and I like there music.
Is there something wrong with that?
Yeah.

DaveZeroZero

07/11/08, 12:19 AM

you like their* music.

and yes.

:highfive: for the correction

MyNameIsRoss

07/11/08, 11:20 AM

:Highfive: for the correction

Highfive: Accepted.

I hate grammar mistakes, too. "Your" seems to be used a lot for "You're". That's the worst.

DaveZeroZero

07/11/08, 11:31 AM

Highfive: Accepted.

I hate grammar mistakes, too. "Your" seems to be used a lot for "You're". That's the worst.

Haha, I'll have to dig up that "grammar mistakes" thread - you'd like it. Unfortunately, I can't find it =[ I'll let you know if I do.

Morttinen

07/11/08, 05:05 PM

I rly liked On Frail Wings of Vanity. Where Myth Fades To Legend disappointed me a bit but I still think it's worth listening to...

thesafeword

07/11/08, 10:32 PM

I rly liked On Frail Wings of Vanity. Where Myth Fades To Legend disappointed me a bit but I still think it's worth listening to...
orly?

EmoGangstaTMT

07/12/08, 01:12 AM

This band sounds like the sound of me shitting amplified by a megaphone :O

DaveZeroZero

07/12/08, 03:17 AM

This band sounds like the sound of me shitting amplified by a megaphone :O

Really? I would've thought that your shitting into a megaphone would probably sound significantly better than this band.