What a day at work

[Nolessthanblink]

I work as a lifeguard at a pool here in town, and yesterday was one for the books.

I ended up talking two of my employees into Nairing their entire bodies from the neck down (yes, they are guys), and getting mohawks, and all I had to do was shave my hairy ass legs.

Apparently their balls now look to have chemical burns on them. It's fucking hilarious. Anyone else have any fun stories to share about work? Or Nair perhaps?

[Renee]

Only that my brother steals my Veet to use on his chest.

[Nolessthanblink]

Veet?

[wewascontenders]

An old man once shit himself at th supermarket I work at. There was a trail of it from our employee bathroom to the exit of the store.

[Renee]

Basically Nair, but a different brand.

[binxybabeh]

Nair sucks. It burns and only certain versions of it work.

I swear by veet.

And I worked at a Michaels once and this guy I was seeing walked in with nair all over his face needing someplace to wash it off. His face looked horrible for like a week and it barely took any hair off.

[ThemChains]

I teach tae kwon do. Parents try to talk to me as if they know more about it than I, hilarious.

[Burning Star IV]

When I was working at a grocery store during high school, this drunk lady walks into the store and head for the bathroom. After a few minutes, she emerges with piss all over her pants. She started wondering around the store asking people for quarters. We tried to get her to leave, but in the end we called the RCMP and she got arrested.

[argg_xo]

someone pooped in the girls department at work yesterday, i made the girl that just got hired pick it up.

[SLoT]

i used nair as shampoo on accident one time. didnt work. you cant fuck with my mane. its legendary.

[Cure4commoncold]

Wasted last year, this guy at a party i was at came out naked and someone tried to wax his pubes off on camera. It was fucking horrible he was bleeding bad and this one girl threw up when they tore the pad thing off. :/

[scmaley]

Nair sucks. It burns and only certain versions of it work.

I swear by veet.

And I worked at a Michaels once and this guy I was seeing walked in with nair all over his face needing someplace to wash it off. His face looked horrible for like a week and it barely took any hair off.

Does veet work like a wax or like Nair? I was at Target the other day and I looked at a bunch of different things and ended up going with some hot wax for my eyebrows, but I'd like to try something without heat.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I work as a camp counsler and the kids are hilarious. This one girl whose 9 thinks she's better then everyone else, enough said. So the other day she told a girl she was a pervert cause she watches her change. I walked away laughing hysterically. I could sit here all day and tell you what they do, but there's not enough time. Kids are absolutely hilarious!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

also when I worked at old navy this guy came out of the dressing room, naked. And asked me if I limes his outfit. I called my manager over asap. People are fucking nuts.

[heyzombiehitler]

Nair on the testicles is dangerous. I've heard stories.

[DickfaceChillah]

It wasn't a place I worked at, but a few years ago my brother and I were going for a walk with my niece when she was still in a carriage and he took her to the bathroom at a store but she couldn't go. When we were leaving she peed in her carriage and it dripped out all over the floor. We looked at the pee tire tracks the carriage made. This was on a Saturday. Apparently that store got shut down that weekend after the health people made their routine check...

[stayforawhile]

I am a camp counselor and yesterday this girl lost her bracelet and she told me it was in this shed that was locked so she was clearly lying. When I pointed that out to her she goes " well you obviously forgot that I can become invisible and walk through walls and that's how I lost my bracelet in the shed". I hate that girl, she is such a smartass.

[DickfaceChillah]

I am a camp counselor and yesterday this girl lost her bracelet and she told me it was in this shed that was locked so she was clearly lying. When I pointed that out to her she goes " well you obviously forgot that I can become invisible and walk through walls and that's how I lost my bracelet in the shed". I hate that girl, she is such a smartass.

You're going to feel real dumb when it ends up being true.

[pyrospartan]

You're going to feel real dumb when it ends up being true.

hahaha

[stayforawhile]

You're going to feel real dumb when it ends up being true.
Hahah I know, I guess I have something to look forward to.

[Bites the Dust]

I am a camp counselor and yesterday this girl lost her bracelet and she told me it was in this shed that was locked so she was clearly lying. When I pointed that out to her she goes " well you obviously forgot that I can become invisible and walk through walls and that's how I lost my bracelet in the shed". I hate that girl, she is such a smartass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[HelpMeSleep]

I work as a camp counsler and the kids are hilarious. This one girl whose 9 thinks she's better then everyone else, enough said. So the other day she told a girl she was a pervert cause she watches her change. I walked away laughing hysterically. I could sit here all day and tell you what they do, but there's not enough time. Kids are absolutely hilarious!
that's what i do too. i love it so much.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I am a camp counselor and yesterday this girl lost her bracelet and she told me it was in this shed that was locked so she was clearly lying. When I pointed that out to her she goes " well you obviously forgot that I can become invisible and walk through walls and that's how I lost my bracelet in the shed". I hate that girl, she is such a smartass. damn bastards stealing glasses!!

that's what i do too. i love it so much.

I love it too. They' re my endless hours of entertainment.

[HelpMeSleep]

I love it too. They' re my endless hours of entertainment.
hahah same. i love having a job that i actually love going to.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

hahah same. i love having a job that i actually love going to.

alright, well I wouldn't go that far. I'm starting to get sick of it. We have to sleepover every Thursday and we don't get paid for it so I'm kind of aggitated about that.

[pilot_light_out]

this thread deserves a good bj

[HelpMeSleep]

alright, well I wouldn't go that far. I'm starting to get sick of it. We have to sleepover every Thursday and we don't get paid for it so I'm kind of aggitated about that.
ohh is it like an overnight camp? mine's just like day camp 9-5 with extended care so parents who pay extra can drop the kids off as early as 7 and pick em up as late as 6. i have the second shift so i work 11:30-6 every day so i get pretty good hours and i don't have to get up too early. and every thursday we take the kids to the pool and every wednesday we go on a field trip so it's pretty cool.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

ohh is it like an overnight camp? mine's just like day camp 9-5 with extended care so parents who pay extra can drop the kids off as early as 7 and pick em up as late as 6. i have the second shift so i work 11:30-6 every day so i get pretty good hours and i don't have to get up too early. and every thursday we take the kids to the pool and every wednesday we go on a field trip so it's pretty cool.

no, it's a Monday to Friday camp. I get there at 8, moozy around, and then the bastard children come at 9. They go home at 4 and we leave at 4:15. Thursdays are campfire and/or overnight. We get paid 50 bucks more a week if we stay, so I do. Friday you're deaddd though. The kids don't go to sleep, but the counsler sleep with ear plugs usually. I get up around 4:45 and I go home, shower, and come back at 7 so that's nice. Do they go in the pool once a week! Mine go in daily, unless they're bad and I deny their swim time.

[MyNameIsRoss]

This sucks.

I work at a High School as a part time Custodian, and I'm friends with my boss's son, so I talk/joke around with him and stuff. And I there's this old guy, let's call him Paul, who's one of the full timers. One day we walked by the cheerleaders practicing outside, and Paul says "Look at the ass on that one". Now I thought it was kind of funny because he's like 65+. And I was an idiot and told my boss, laughing about it, I thought he would think it's funny. Now, he didn't, he took it very seriously, and said something about it to Paul, now this old guy hates me and gives me dirty looks every day.ha.

[MyNameIsRoss]

I realize my story sucks compared to the others in the thread.

[argg_xo]

paul is just pissed that he looks like a major creeps mcgee now.

[Neo Cassady]

Nothing too crazy...but when I worked at Meijer during high school, there were guys from an Indian drug ring who would always come in and buy powdered Similac to cut their coke with. We eventually limited them to 2 cans per purchase (racial profiling, yes), but no one ever called the cops about it or anything. It was so obvious, though, because they were older guys shopping by themselves who always tried to buy cartfulls of the stuff and pulled out a huge wad of $100s to pay with.

And I have a million stories about the general stupidity of people.

[stayforawhile]

I have this new boy, Matthias, in my camp group and he really enjoys talking to himself. Yesterday the kids got baloons for some reason and I caught him talking to the balloon and then he startingshaking it furiously and screaming at it saying "why aren't you answering, why,why,why!". I was dying laughing, he is a really messed up kid. His mom gave me a nice tip though so it's all good.

[HelpMeSleep]

no, it's a Monday to Friday camp. I get there at 8, moozy around, and then the bastard children come at 9. They go home at 4 and we leave at 4:15. Thursdays are campfire and/or overnight. We get paid 50 bucks more a week if we stay, so I do. Friday you're deaddd though. The kids don't go to sleep, but the counsler sleep with ear plugs usually. I get up around 4:45 and I go home, shower, and come back at 7 so that's nice. Do they go in the pool once a week! Mine go in daily, unless they're bad and I deny their swim time.
ohh that's kinda cool, i dunno if i'd wanna stay over... but then again $50 more and it's only one night a week. yeahh, it's actually a huge pain in the ass going to the pool. we have to take them and it's about a 10 minute walk to the bus stop and then a 10 minute wait for the bus, a 3 minute bus ride, a half hour wait at the BART station and then another bus ride that's like 10+ minutes long to get there. and then the girl who goes there with me gets off once we get to the pool, and another girl comes and takes her place, and the other camps are all 1-5 so they all just meet there instead of at their regular sites. and i always end up being the only one stranded with my car at the park on the opposite side of the city trying to get a ride from someone haha.

This sucks.

I work at a High School as a part time Custodian, and I'm friends with my boss's son, so I talk/joke around with him and stuff. And I there's this old guy, let's call him Paul, who's one of the full timers. One day we walked by the cheerleaders practicing outside, and Paul says "Look at the ass on that one". Now I thought it was kind of funny because he's like 65+. And I was an idiot and told my boss, laughing about it, I thought he would think it's funny. Now, he didn't, he took it very seriously, and said something about it to Paul, now this old guy hates me and gives me dirty looks every day.ha.
haha thats actually really funny. i would totally do that on accident. i did that to my little sister recently... she got mad and she kicked a hole in the door and my dad and my brother have both done that several times so me and my other sister thought it was hysterical. so i told my dad laughing and he got pissed at my sister and made her cry and she got in trouble... oops.

I have this new boy, Matthias, in my camp group and he really enjoys talking to himself. Yesterday the kids got baloons for some reason and I caught him talking to the balloon and then he startingshaking it furiously and screaming at it saying "why aren't you answering, why,why,why!". I was dying laughing, he is a really messed up kid. His mom gave me a nice tip though so it's all good.
damnn, you get tips! i'm jealous! it never fails... there's ALWAYS those kids who are fucking weirdos. have em in my summer camp right now, had em in my after school program during the school year.

[MADSTA]

Once I was back in the fitting rooms, and someone pooped in a stall.
Yes, there was poop on the floor.

[argg_xo]

Once I was back in the fitting rooms, and someone pooped in a stall.
Yes, there was poop on the floor.

unfortunately, that happens all the time where i work.

[WendyBendy]

My husband is the Director of a Technical High School. One of the programs they offer is Culinary Arts. They cater to a lot of “service clubs” (ie. Kiwanis, Elks). So one of the weeks that the school was not in session his bitchy secretary had to set and serve the breakfast (the food was pre-prepared). She goes looking for the orange juice in the walk in fridge and ends of pouring a 5 gallon pot of fish stock all over herself. The best part was she was the only employee in the building so she had to continue to serve drenched in fish stock.

[stayforawhile]

damnn, you get tips! i'm jealous! it never fails... there's ALWAYS those kids who are fucking weirdos. have em in my summer camp right now, had em in my after school program during the school year.
Yeah I get a few hundred in tips every summer. He was such a cute kid but he was a tad strange.

[4N6 science]

unfortunately, that happens all the time where i work.

ewwww pls don't tell me you have to clean that up? who poops in a changing room?

[stayforawhile]

Once I was back in the fitting rooms, and someone pooped in a stall.
Yes, there was poop on the floor.
I hope this was a young child not an incompentant adult.

[4N6 science]

I hope this was a young child not an incompentant adult.


I poop in the stalls..hahah


just kidding..

[stayforawhile]

I poop in the stalls..hahah


just kidding..
Of course you do Jon.

[4N6 science]

Of course you do Jon.


I do have a story about pooping.. though from elementary school.

[stayforawhile]

I do have a story about pooping.. though from elementary school.
Please tell!

[4N6 science]

Please tell!

not on here... maybe later... its kinda embarassing except all my friends who went to school with me know.

[argg_xo]

ewwww pls don't tell me you have to clean that up? who poops in a changing room?
no way in hell am i cleaning up someone else's poop! i usually grab one of the younger kids and tell them there is a mess and they have to clean it up. suckers!!!!!!!! they probably all hate me after that.

[4N6 science]

no way in hell am i cleaning up someone else's poop! i usually grab one of the younger kids and tell them there is a mess and they have to clean it up. suckers!!!!!!!! they probably all hate me after that.

good... I don't think I could talk with you anymore if you cleaned poop up.. how does it feel knowing you don't have to work at the maxx?

[thespearkid]

A gay guy asked to see my penis at work once. I showed it to him, he complimented it, and then we had the most awkward night ever.

[4N6 science]

A gay guy asked to see my penis at work once. I showed it to him, he complimented it, and then we had the most awkward night ever.

where do you work??

[thespearkid]

where do you work??
Heaven, aka, Chick-Fil-A.

[4N6 science]

Heaven, aka, Chick-Fil-A.

i see.. that's actually pretty sweet.. I would steal so many waffle fries...

[thespearkid]

i see.. that's actually pretty sweet.. I would steal so many waffle fries...
Hahaha I do. Every couple of minutes, I pop one into my mouth while no managers are looking.

[4N6 science]

Hahaha I do. Every couple of minutes, I pop one into my mouth while no managers are looking.

yeah i used to work on a hotline at a cafeteria in an old folks home and I'd be eating fries all the time when the managers weren't looking..

[DaveZeroZero]

some of my friends work the front desk at school in the mornings because my school is too cheap to pay the secretary to work before 9. However, once she gets there, she'll say to them "oh, can you pick up those staples on the floor?"

So they'll say "what staples?" and then she'll open a box of them all over the floor.

[argg_xo]

good... I don't think I could talk with you anymore if you cleaned poop up.. how does it feel knowing you don't have to work at the maxx?
it feels good knowing that i don't have to go back to the maxx and possibly clean up poop or whatever disgusting thing the day throws at me!

[4N6 science]

it feels good knowing that i don't have to go back to the maxx and possibly clean up poop or whatever disgusting thing the day throws at me!

I still don't understand how people deficate in a changing room???

[DaveZeroZero]

I still don't understand how people deficate in a changing room???

They just let fly all over the floor.

[ThemChains]

Hahaha I do. Every couple of minutes, I pop one into my mouth while no managers are looking.

You mean they would get pissed at this?

[thespearkid]

You mean they would get pissed at this?
A year ago, no. But our food costs are really high now so the owner told all the managers to stop tolerating snacking on the job.

[ThemChains]

A year ago, no. But our food costs are really high now so the owner told all the managers to stop tolerating snacking on the job.

That's when you tell them to suck your dick.

[argg_xo]

I still don't understand how people deficate in a changing room???
it's always the kids that run wild in the store and destroy the toy department while their stupid ass moms shop and talk on their bluetooths. oh and 80% of the time they have a pair of those roller skate shoes. i hate those kids.

[DaveZeroZero]

it's always the kids that run wild in the store and destroy the toy department while their stupid ass moms shop and talk on their bluetooths. oh and 80% of the time they have a pair of those roller skate shoes. i hate those kids.

This is true.

[argg_xo]

This is true.
very true.

[DaveZeroZero]

very true.

I concur wholeheartedly.

[argg_xo]

I concur wholeheartedly.

do you know how tempting it is to throw a clear hanger on the floor in front of the kids with the rollerskate shoes? i'd love to see one wipe out.

[DaveZeroZero]

do you know how tempting it is to throw a clear hanger on the floor in front of the kids with the rollerskate shoes? i'd love to see one wipe out.

PLEASEpleasepleasepleasepleasepleas e do that! :-)

Oh, and film it too haha.

[argg_xo]

PLEASEpleasepleasepleasepleasepleas e do that! :-)

Oh, and film it too haha.

i'll see what i can set up when i go back to work next week.

[DaveZeroZero]

i'll see what i can set up when i go back to work next week.

swt.

[argg_xo]

swt.

i can throw some sizers on the floor too, maybe they'll get some air when they fall.

[Matthew Tsai]

I work as a lifeguard at a pool here in town, and yesterday was one for the books.

I ended up talking two of my employees into Nairing their entire bodies from the neck down (yes, they are guys), and getting mohawks, and all I had to do was shave my hairy ass legs.

Apparently their balls now look to have chemical burns on them. It's fucking hilarious. Anyone else have any fun stories to share about work? Or Nair perhaps?

wow.

[4N6 science]

it's always the kids that run wild in the store and destroy the toy department while their stupid ass moms shop and talk on their bluetooths. oh and 80% of the time they have a pair of those roller skate shoes. i hate those kids.


sorry I was in a meeting... I love the roller skate shoe kids.. i wish i had those things when I was a kid.. sometimes I want to push them so they fall.. that'd be funny you should try that..

i lol'd when I read that you hate the roller skate shoe kids.

[thespearkid]

That's when you tell them to suck your dick.
I would but if I do that, I'll get fired and lose out on all the free fries.

[argg_xo]

sorry I was in a meeting... I love the roller skate shoe kids.. i wish i had those things when I was a kid.. sometimes I want to push them so they fall.. that'd be funny you should try that..

i lol'd when I read that you hate the roller skate shoe kids.

they are so damn annoying!

[4N6 science]

they are so damn annoying!

what would you do if I came into your store and starting rolling around with those shoes on??

[argg_xo]

what would you do if I came into your store and starting rolling around with those shoes on??

i would be really mean to you.

[4N6 science]

i would be really mean to you.

I don't think you could be mean to me...

[stayforawhile]

they are so damn annoying!
Everytime one of those fuck face kids rols by in their Heelys I have an extreme urge to trip them and laugh. I hate them so much.

[4N6 science]

wow SOO much hate for the heely's... to combat this I'm gonna go buy a pair tomorrow...

[argg_xo]

I don't think you could be mean to me...

i don't have a mean bone in my body.

[4N6 science]

i don't have a mean bone in my body.

I know.. I can tell through my special powers which can perceive this via the interweb.

[argg_xo]

I know.. I can tell through my special powers which can perceive this via the interweb.

wow. what else can you perceive via the interwebz?

[4N6 science]

wow. what else can you perceive via the interwebz?

many many other things.. that I cannot mention on this site that contains minors.

[MADSTA]

I hope this was a young child not an incompentant adult.
It was an adult.

[stayforawhile]

It was an adult.
That's absolutely repulsive.

[WFUJerseyJon]

I was a camp counselor for 5 years and a supervisor for almost a whole year the following summer, all at the same camp. Probably one of the weirder stories was when we had a trip to Sesame Place and this retard kid and his even more retarded mother who would come to camp at 11 (hours were 9-1, what was the point at that time?) came after we all had left. This is like a 2nd grade boy and the mother just drops him off and pulls away, never checked to see if anybody was there or anything, when we had all already left for Sesame Place. The worst part about it my, my co-counselor, and the head supervisor of the camp were all blamed by the director because we should have known this might happen or some bull shit. The things that happened at that camp never ceased to amaze me.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I have this new boy, Matthias, in my camp group and he really enjoys talking to himself. Yesterday the kids got baloons for some reason and I caught him talking to the balloon and then he startingshaking it furiously and screaming at it saying "why aren't you answering, why,why,why!". I was dying laughing, he is a really messed up kid. His mom gave me a nice tip though so it's all good.

All kids are messssed upppp! One girl legit thinks that she is an anime character. She made a name for herself and everything! Hahahaha she gets on the table and flys off omfg it's hysterical I'll show you later. She gets really insulted if you say the names wrong so I'll walk past her and be lien namaham and she goes "that's not how you saaaaay it" in that piercing voice. So today I broke the news to her that she is not a character of anime......yeah that didn't roll over to well. One girl thinks she's a dog and licks people so I told her to make sure she fulfils all her dogly duties and to lick the toilet bowl. Damn bastard children!!!

[DaveZeroZero]

wow SOO much hate for the heely's... to combat this I'm gonna go buy a pair tomorrow...

do they even make them in men's sizes?

[4N6 science]

do they even make them in men's sizes?

oh they do... I will special order them if I have too..

[4N6 science]

All kids are messssed upppp! One girl legit thinks that she is an anime character. She made a name for herself and everything! Hahahaha she gets on the table and flys off omfg it's hysterical I'll show you later. She gets really insulted if you say the names wrong so I'll walk past her and be lien namaham and she goes "that's not how you saaaaay it" in that piercing voice. So today I broke the news to her that she is not a character of anime......yeah that didn't roll over to well. One girl thinks she's a dog and licks people so I told her to make sure she fulfils all her dogly duties and to lick the toilet bowl. Damn bastard children!!!

is this a "special" camp that you work at.. to be taking care of girls that act like this???

[I'm DC]

Today has been the first time I've worked in like 5 days where someone hasn't come in completely hammered.

Best part is I work at a video store, and my hours are 10am to 4pm, the drunks always come in around 1 or 2.

They always knock over shelves and I act like I don't see it so I can watch them to to set everything back up very subtle like thinking I won't notice. haha It's good entertainment!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

is this a "special" camp that you work at.. to be taking care of girls that act like this???

noooo haha! Kids are just off the wall. I mostly let them do what they want, so they all love me.

[4N6 science]

noooo haha! Kids are just off the wall. I mostly let them do what they want, so they all love me.

I wish I had your job... sounds like fun.. I'd mess with the anime girl all the time..

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I wish I had your job... sounds like fun.. I'd mess with the anime girl all the time..

eh I'm getting sick of it. She like purrs too. I'm with the 12-14 year pods so they're in that phase I guess....well I hope. I live the 8-10 year olde. They were hysterical! I love them

[4N6 science]

eh I'm getting sick of it. She like purrs too. I'm with the 12-14 year pods so they're in that phase I guess....well I hope. I live the 8-10 year olde. They were hysterical! I love them

you're only 4 years old than some of those kids. You don't act like this at all do you?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

you're only 4 years old than some of those kids. You don't act like this at all do you?

well, last night after 4 shots of patron I thought I was a fish in the pool.

[4N6 science]

well, last night after 4 shots of patron I thought I was a fish in the pool.

hahaha 4? that's it.. Patron is good. do you like 40s?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

hahaha 4? that's it.. Patron is good. do you like 40s?

well actually 6, because they were a shot and a half glasses. Not a fan of beer. I only like hard liquor

[4N6 science]

well actually 6, because they were a shot and a half glasses. Not a fan of beer. I only like hard liquor

I want to get drunk..

[argg_xo]

many many other things.. that I cannot mention on this site that contains minors.

wow. just,wow. i don't think my brain can compute this type of information. and plus i just ate a huge salad and i feel like i'm gonna burst. :shrug:

[4N6 science]

wow. just,wow. i don't think my brain can compute this type of information. and plus i just ate a huge salad and i feel like i'm gonna burst. :shrug:

yeah i know its quite amazing.. are you gonna be aim tonight?

how big was the salad?

[argg_xo]

yeah i know its quite amazing.. are you gonna be aim tonight?

how big was the salad?
it was huge. and i was hungry. not much was left. and i'm already on aim ;-)

[4N6 science]

it was huge. and i was hungry. not much was left. and i'm already on aim ;-)

was it like the big salad in seinfeld?

I know you're already on.. ;-)

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I want to get drunk..

then come party with Ashley and I!

[4N6 science]

then come party with Ashley and I!

I'll see.. I'm gonna be in NYC possibly drunk on friday then probably getting drunk saturday night.. not sure where..

[argg_xo]

was it like the big salad in seinfeld?

I know you're already on.. ;-)
no. now that i think about it, it wasn't really that big. i was just really really hungry.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I'll see.. I'm gonna be in NYC possibly drunk on friday then probably getting drunk saturday night.. not sure where..

NYC should be fun. They have great bars there!

[4N6 science]

NYC should be fun. They have great bars there!

how would you know!!

yeah I'm looking forward to it.. Ashley told me strip poker night is friday's?

and do you live near rockaway NJ

[Fallinto_rhythm]

how would you know!!

yeah I'm looking forward to it.. Ashley told me strip poker night is friday's?

and do you live near rockaway NJ

hahaha strip poker night is whenever I feel like it should be. Though
I'm never naked because I kick all the lushes ass'!! And kind of maybe a half hour

[4N6 science]

hahaha strip poker night is whenever I feel like it should be. Though
I'm never naked because I kick all the lushes ass'!! And kind of maybe a half hour.

gotcha...you talk alot of smack.. I'd probably be naked really quick.. it wouldn't be a good showing..

[Nolessthanblink]

Update: It rained all day today so we just played Halo and Rock Band and watched movies and ate food. Another amazing day. :-)

How's everyone doing this fine evening?

[eHaMpToN]

I work as a lifeguard at a pool here in town, and yesterday was one for the books.

I ended up talking two of my employees into Nairing their entire bodies from the neck down (yes, they are guys), and getting mohawks, and all I had to do was shave my hairy ass legs.

Apparently their balls now look to have chemical burns on them. It's fucking hilarious. Anyone else have any fun stories to share about work? Or Nair perhaps?

i too work as a lifeguard and all i can say is that we are idiots.

[Nolessthanblink]

i too work as a lifeguard and all i can say is that we are idiots.

Dude... yes. So much fucking random shit happens. Swear. Especially on rainy days. Blown up toilets, broken windows, smoke bombs in the showers... It is always a nightmare at the end of a rainy day, but still so awesome at the same time. lol

[Fallinto_rhythm]

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gotcha...you talk alot of smack.. I'd probably be naked really quick.. it wouldn't be a good showing..

I talk NO smack! Ashley just gave me a massage, and I'm sooo tense and sore from jet skiing, so she's massaging my back and arms and I'm moaning hahaha and my mother comes down while she's sitting on my back straddeling me. Not painting a good picture. Want to join, hahahahaha!

[eHaMpToN]

Dude... yes. So much fucking random shit happens. Swear. Especially on rainy days. Blown up toilets, broken windows, smoke bombs in the showers... It is always a nightmare at the end of a rainy day, but still so awesome at the same time. lol

ahahha yesss

[argg_xo]

so apparently over the weekend the head security lady where i work was busted for stealing from the store. the cops came and took her away in handcuffs. tj maxx ftw!

[4N6 science]

so apparently over the weekend the head security lady where i work was busted for stealing from the store. the cops came and took her away in handcuffs. tj maxx ftw!

what's the old jingle for TJ Maxx

Ttttttt TJ MAXX!!!!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

so apparently over the weekend the head security lady where i work was busted for stealing from the store. the cops came and took her away in handcuffs. tj maxx ftw!

I used to work at tjmaxx for like 2 weeks. Then I would buy wayyyy to many shoes, and wasn't being paid enough to support my addiction.

[argg_xo]

what's the old jingle for TJ Maxx

Ttttttt TJ MAXX!!!!
TJ MAXX-where you get the maxximum for the minimum, everyday!

[argg_xo]

I used to work at tjmaxx for like 2 weeks. Then I would buy wayyyy to many shoes, and wasn't being paid enough to support my addiction.
it barely supports my handbag addiction.

[LansingGaddis]

I had no idea TJ Maxx ever had a jingle... or even advertised at all for that matter.

[4N6 science]

I had no idea TJ Maxx ever had a jingle... or even advertised at all for that matter.

they used to advertise on tv.. i remember the jingle.

[4N6 science]

I used to work at tjmaxx for like 2 weeks. Then I would buy wayyyy to many shoes, and wasn't being paid enough to support my addiction.


shoes!! these shoes rule, these shoes suck! shoes


later nikki!

[argg_xo]

yeah they used to have a commercial on tv. it was annoying too. now they interrupt the music they play in store and have even worse radio commercials.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

it barely supports my handbag addiction.

ohhhh please I feel ya. I work at Lucky and they have really cute stuff and bags. Thank god
I'm a counsler as well.

[LansingGaddis]

It's a pretty hilarious store. I don't know if they are all the same or what but the one near me has clothes that are all tattered and shit, or have holes. They have some normal things too, but the worn out items crack me up.

[argg_xo]

ohhhh please I feel ya. I work at Lucky and they have really cute stuff and bags. Thank god
I'm a counsler as well.

Lucky bags are always so damn cute! but they're still kinda pricey when we get them at the maxx.

[argg_xo]

It's a pretty hilarious store. I don't know if they are all the same or what but the one near me has clothes that are all tattered and shit, or have holes. They have some normal things too, but the worn out items crack me up.

are you sure it's not a thrift store? lol. the one i work gets new, name brand stuff. you can even find some of the same stuff at the more expensive department stores.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Lucky bags are always so damn cute! but they're still kinda pricey when we get them at the maxx.

I luckily get half off sometimes more.

[argg_xo]

I luckily get half off sometimes more.

ohhh i'm jealous!!

[LansingGaddis]

are you sure it's not a thrift store? lol. the one i work gets new, name brand stuff. you can even find some of the same stuff at the more expensive department stores.

Yeah I'm sure. It's pretty much just like the store Ross - if you have one of those. And it has brand name stuff - its just that some of it is defective or something. I was under the impression that it was all just dated products from name brand manufacturers. Like last years clothes but for cheaper today. haha. And just to be certain I am talking about this place: http://www.tjmaxx.com/index.asp And I think you are too. Maybe yours is just way nicer haha.

[argg_xo]

Yeah I'm sure. It's pretty much just like the store Ross - if you have one of those. And it has brand name stuff - its just that some of it is defective or something. I was under the impression that it was all just dated products from name brand manufacturers. Like last years clothes but for cheaper today. haha. And just to be certain I am talking about this place: http://www.tjmaxx.com/index.asp And I think you are too. Maybe yours is just way nicer haha.

haha. yeah, it's the same place but the one i work at is actually nice. like we get some high fashion things in and a lot of the time i can go to the mall and see the same things we have there. we do get some past season things but they are in new condition. i think yours might just be crappy.

[FF4889]

I work at Best Buy, that blue shirt is just a magnet for retarded questions ranging from "where are your riding lawn mowers" to "can I have more than one program open on a monitor at one time or do I have to have one monitor for each program". This redneck from hell also came in about 2 weeks ago asking "where abouts yall be keepin winda's 95." I told him we haven't carried that in years and that we don't even have XP anymore so there is no way we would have 95. He had no idea what I was talking about and just walked away and continued to ask anyone he could where "winda's 95" was.

The best thing that has happened was this guy walks into the store, walks right to the PS3's, picks one up and sprints full speed across the store straight at the emergency exit, when he gets to it he throws his arm out to push it open...it's on a 15 second time release, he snaps his arm in half and his face slams into the door knocking him out completely. We walked over to him after hearing the horrendous noise this all caused to see him bloody face, arm made out of jello, knocked completely out. Watching that on tape was epic epic epic lulz. The PS3 was also broken so he was forced to pay for it on top of being charged with attempted theft or something like that.

[thespearkid]

I work at Best Buy, that blue shirt is just a magnet for retarded questions ranging from "where are your riding lawn mowers" to "can I have more than one program open on a monitor at one time or do I have to have one monitor for each program". This redneck from hell also came in about 2 weeks ago asking "where abouts yall be keepin winda's 95." I told him we haven't carried that in years and that we don't even have XP anymore so there is no way we would have 95. He had no idea what I was talking about and just walked away and continued to ask anyone he could where "winda's 95" was.

The best thing that has happened was this guy walks into the store, walks right to the PS3's, picks one up and sprints full speed across the store straight at the emergency exit, when he gets to it he throws his arm out to push it open...it's on a 15 second time release, he snaps his arm in half and his face slams into the door knocking him out completely. We walked over to him after hearing the horrendous noise this all caused to see him bloody face, arm made out of jello, knocked completely out. Watching that on tape was epic epic epic lulz. The PS3 was also broken so he was forced to pay for it on top of being charged with attempted theft or something like that.
Serious irony there. He'd have been better off buying one.

[Nolessthanblink]

TJ Maxx?

[DaveZeroZero]

I work at Best Buy, that blue shirt is just a magnet for retarded questions ranging from "where are your riding lawn mowers" to "can I have more than one program open on a monitor at one time or do I have to have one monitor for each program". This redneck from hell also came in about 2 weeks ago asking "where abouts yall be keepin winda's 95." I told him we haven't carried that in years and that we don't even have XP anymore so there is no way we would have 95. He had no idea what I was talking about and just walked away and continued to ask anyone he could where "winda's 95" was.

The best thing that has happened was this guy walks into the store, walks right to the PS3's, picks one up and sprints full speed across the store straight at the emergency exit, when he gets to it he throws his arm out to push it open...it's on a 15 second time release, he snaps his arm in half and his face slams into the door knocking him out completely. We walked over to him after hearing the horrendous noise this all caused to see him bloody face, arm made out of jello, knocked completely out. Watching that on tape was epic epic epic lulz. The PS3 was also broken so he was forced to pay for it on top of being charged with attempted theft or something like that.

Any chance of stealing that surveillance tape, uploading it to youtube and posting it in the jokes thread?

[Willy McFurgle]

I had a guy walk into a store i worked at wearing blue and white striped pj's and fuzzy slippers, buying a 6pack of beer and a bag of doritos. He had crazy bed head and smelled like vodka. i couldn't help but laugh watching him stumble around in his pj's then go up to the counter and hit on the cashier.

[DaveZeroZero]

I had a guy walk into a store i worked at wearing blue and white striped pj's and fuzzy slippers, buying a 6pack of beer and a bag of doritos. He had crazy bed head and smelled like vodka. i couldn't help but laugh watching him stumble around in his pj's then go up to the counter and hit on the cashier.

Sounds like what I'd hope to be like during my college years haha.

[argg_xo]

TJ Maxx?
have you never heard of this store?

[Nolessthanblink]

have you never heard of this store?


Don't believe so...

[argg_xo]

Don't believe so...

oh well. you're not missing much! they are a discount department store that sells name brand stuff cheap. basically the customers let their children run wild in the store and poop and pee all over.

[Nolessthanblink]

oh well. you're not missing much! they are a discount department store that sells name brand stuff cheap. basically the customers let their children run wild in the store and poop and pee all over.

That sounds amazing. Don't think they have those anywhere around here though.

How sad. :-(

[argg_xo]

That sounds amazing. Don't think they have those anywhere around here though.

How sad. :-(

that sounds like a blessing in disguise.

[Nolessthanblink]

that sounds like a blessing in disguise.

Is it really that bad? I went to a place called McFrugals one time... now THAT was a nightmare! :-0

[argg_xo]

Is it really that bad? I went to a place called McFrugals one time... now THAT was a nightmare! :-0

the store i work at isn't. but some of the other stores i've been to are atrocious!

[4N6 science]

the store i work at isn't. but some of the other stores i've been to are atrocious!

we have nice TJ Maxx's in virginia.. I think you should transfer out here..

[Nolessthanblink]

the store i work at isn't. but some of the other stores i've been to are atrocious!

Oh shit! You work at this mythical store? That's pretty crazy. Turn it into a disasterpiece for me? :-)

[argg_xo]

we have nice TJ Maxx's in virginia.. I think you should transfer out here..

i'll see what i can do once i go back next week. ;-)

[4N6 science]

i'll see what i can do once i go back next week. ;-)

excellent.. at least you give me a glimmer of hope by not saying no outright.

[argg_xo]

excellent.. at least you give me a glimmer of hope by not saying no outright.

hahahahhahaahaaaaaa! i'm acutally going to quit the maxx and start a greeting card company!

[4N6 science]

hahahahhahaahaaaaaa! i'm acutally going to quit the maxx and start a greeting card company!

ohh so you're gonna be sorta like Mr. Deeds where he creates his own greeting cards?

[argg_xo]

ohh so you're gonna be sorta like Mr. Deeds where he creates his own greeting cards?

mine are going to be sassier and more glittery!!!!

[4N6 science]

mine are going to be sassier and more glittery!!!!

ohh sassy eh? I'd like to see that side of you... glitter is good..but not too much..

[argg_xo]

ohh sassy eh? I'd like to see that side of you... glitter is good..but not too much..

oh you just wait til you get that masterpiece in the mail!

[4N6 science]

oh you just wait til you get that masterpiece in the mail!

oh I can't wait.. I wait with baited breath.....

[argg_xo]

oh I can't wait.. I wait with baited breath.....

i slaved over it all afternoon in my comfortably air conditioned house!

[4N6 science]

i slaved over it all afternoon in my comfortably air conditioned house!

that's like an oxymoron.. thank you though. I will find a place to hang it up.. and then take it with me to school.. I'll take a picture of it to show you in my room where it will be placed.

[argg_xo]

that's like an oxymoron.. thank you though. I will find a place to hang it up.. and then take it with me to school.. I'll take a picture of it to show you in my room where it will be placed.

awwww! i forgot to take a picture with it!

[4N6 science]

awwww! i forgot to take a picture with it!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. go back and get it out of the mail..

[argg_xo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. go back and get it out of the mail..

i'd have to climb in the mailbox thats half a block away......and it's dark outside!

[4N6 science]

i'd have to climb in the mailbox thats half a block away......and it's dark outside!

really.. half a block ain't to far.. that'd be a site i'd like to see.

are you afraid of the dark?

[argg_xo]

really.. half a block ain't to far.. that'd be a site i'd like to see.

are you afraid of the dark?

no, but all the creeps are out at night! and there's this super creepy car thats been parked up and down the side streets in my neighborhood and no one has ever seen anyone in it! trust me, its the creepiest car you'll ever see.

[4N6 science]

no, but all the creeps are out at night! and there's this super creepy car thats been parked up and down the side streets in my neighborhood and no one has ever seen anyone in it! trust me, its the creepiest car you'll ever see.

by creeps do you mean gangstas??? can you take a pic of the car? cause I'm not sure what a creepy car looks like...

[argg_xo]

by creeps do you mean gangstas??? can you take a pic of the car? cause I'm not sure what a creepy car looks like...

i don't think its a gangsta that owns the car. but i'll make sure to take a picture of it when i see it again.

[4N6 science]

i don't think its a gangsta that owns the car. but i'll make sure to take a picture of it when i see it again.
ok sweet.. what kind of car do you own?

[argg_xo]

ok sweet.. what kind of car do you own?

oh i forgot to tell you the creepy car is a station wagon that has christmas garland wrapped around the luggae thingy on top of the car. and i drive a fabulous ford taurus!

[4N6 science]

oh i forgot to tell you the creepy car is a station wagon that has christmas garland wrapped around the luggae thingy on top of the car. and i drive a fabulous ford taurus!

ok that's really weird.. and pretty creepy I might say..


ooo a ford taurus.. I drive a honda civic silver. I call her the silver bullet.. (a tribute to coors light)

[argg_xo]

ok that's really weird.. and pretty creepy I might say..


ooo a ford taurus.. I drive a honda civic silver. I call her the silver bullet.. (a tribute to coors light)

i never named this car. my last car was red and she was named prudence. my friend has a silver civic, its not named the silver bullet though.

[4N6 science]

i never named this car. my last car was red and she was named prudence. my friend has a silver civic, its not named the silver bullet though.


yeah thats cause there's only one silver bullet and its in my garage.. :-)

[argg_xo]

yeah thats cause there's only one silver bullet and its in my garage.. :-)

lolz. that made me laugh out loud, for real.

[DaveZeroZero]

ok that's really weird.. and pretty creepy I might say..


ooo a ford taurus.. I drive a honda civic silver. I call her the silver bullet.. (a tribute to coors light)

Oh; I thought it was a tribute to Hawthorne Heights ;-)

[4N6 science]

Oh; I thought it was a tribute to Hawthorne Heights ;-)

hhahahah no way.. I do like HH even though everyone hates them.. but I would not name my car after one of their songs.

[4N6 science]

lolz. that made me laugh out loud, for real.

thats awesome.. my powers are just amazing..

[DaveZeroZero]

hhahahah no way.. I do like HH even though everyone hates them.. but I would not name my car after one of their songs.

Too late, because you already did ^_^

[4N6 science]

Too late, because you already did ^_^

i will not accept that fact..

[DaveZeroZero]

i will not accept that fact..

i accepted it for you and you're welcome =]

[4N6 science]

i accepted it for you and you're welcome =]

thanks..

[DaveZeroZero]

thanks..

no s-s-s-sweat.

[argg_xo]

thats awesome.. my powers are just amazing..
GOOD MORNING SUNSHINEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaveZeroZero]

What, no good morning (well, afternoon in my case) for me?

[4N6 science]

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD MORNING CHELSEAAAAAAA!!!!!!! it's soo good to hear from you.. I'm really bored at work.. entertain for a little while..

[4N6 science]

What, no good morning (well, afternoon in my case) for me?

no not at all.. she likes me better.

[DaveZeroZero]

no not at all.. she likes me better.

That's my life summed up in a sentence.

[argg_xo]

GOOD MORNING CHELSEAAAAAAA!!!!!!! it's soo good to hear from you.. I'm really bored at work.. entertain for a little while..
hmmmmm, let's see, not much has happened over night. i ended up asking my dad for directions for today since i passed out in my bed. :shrug:

[4N6 science]

That's my life summed up in a sentence.

sorry bro.. I'm sure she'll give you a shout out.. what happened to that other girl you liked? did you textsext her?

[argg_xo]

What, no good morning (well, afternoon in my case) for me?
GOOD AFTERNOOOOOOONNNNNNN DAVE!!!

[DaveZeroZero]

sorry bro.. I'm sure she'll give you a shout out.. what happened to that other girl you liked? did you textsext her?

I liked another girl? Fuck, I really need to keep better track of my shit haha.

GOOD AFTERNOOOOOOONNNNNNN DAVE!!!

Haii Chelsea =]

How're you today?

[4N6 science]

hmmmmm, let's see, not much has happened over night. i ended up asking my dad for directions for today since i passed out in my bed. :shrug:

haha.. when did you pass out.. this trip to the mall seems like a huge deal.. I hope you get the purse you want..

[argg_xo]

I liked another girl? Fuck, I really need to keep better track of my shit haha.



Haii Chelsea =]

How're you today?
i'm good. going shopping with my bff today which i am thankful for because its hot and humid today. how's it going over there?

[4N6 science]

I liked another girl? Fuck, I really need to keep better track of my shit haha.

yeah whoever that girl was you mentioned her username.. she's the girl you want to textsext..

[argg_xo]

haha.. when did you pass out.. this trip to the mall seems like a huge deal.. I hope you get the purse you want..
like a couple minutes after we stopped talking. lol. yeah, we just don't want to get lost cuz we don't go out that way often and knowing me and my friend, we'll get lost because we're not paying attention.

[4N6 science]

like a couple minutes after we stopped talking. lol. yeah, we just don't want to get lost cuz we don't go out that way often and knowing me and my friend, we'll get lost because we're not paying attention.

i see.. well hopefully you'll have some stories to tell me later tonight.. I'd surely like to hear of your adventures.

[DaveZeroZero]

i'm good. going shopping with my bff today which i am thankful for because its hot and humid today. how's it going over there?

Haha, good idea - I might head out and do a spot of shopping with my family in a minute =/

yeah whoever that girl was you mentioned her username.. she's the girl you want to textsext..

Haha, naww, I was never seriously going to pursue that option =]

[4N6 science]

Haha, good idea - I might head out and do a spot of shopping with my family in a minute =/



Haha, naww, I was never seriously going to pursue that option =]

oh well then.. I pursue all options..

[argg_xo]

Haha, good idea - I might head out and do a spot of shopping with my family in a minute =/
maybe you'll get a special treat for going with them? lol.


i see.. well hopefully you'll have some stories to tell me later tonight.. I'd surely like to hear of your adventures.
i'm sure i'll be on later tonight to retell my stories of the day. but not until after 9pm-project runway is on tonight!!

[4N6 science]

i'm sure i'll be on later tonight to retell my stories of the day. but not until after 9pm-project runway is on tonight!!

oh boy...you're one of those...fine.. I'll just have to wait patiently then for your return.. today is going by soooooo slow..

[argg_xo]

oh boy...you're one of those...fine.. I'll just have to wait patiently then for your return.. today is going by soooooo slow..
for your information, project runway is the only show i watch religiously wednesday nights! so stop making fun of me! lol.

[4N6 science]

for your information, project runway is the only show i watch religiously wednesday nights! so stop making fun of me! lol.

I'm not making fun of you.. i was just commenting..

I'm sure me television viewing habits are far worse..

[argg_xo]

I'm not making fun of you.. i was just commenting..

I'm sure me television viewing habits are far worse..
okay.....i take my statement back.

[4N6 science]

okay.....i take my statement back.

so right now I'm jamming to dream theater.. doing minimal work.. talking to you.. and wishing I was warped tour right now..

[argg_xo]

so right now I'm jamming to dream theater.. doing minimal work.. talking to you.. and wishing I was warped tour right now..
i'm sure the VA warped sucks because you're not there. and i'm jamming to Biggie while i wait for my friend to pick me up.

[4N6 science]

i'm sure the VA warped sucks because you're not there. and i'm jamming to Biggie while i wait for my friend to pick me up.

yeah, I'm not gonna think about it too much.. I'll just have to catch anberlin when they have their next headlining tour. You're soooo gangstas chelsea..does your friend have rims and grillz?

[argg_xo]

yeah, I'm not gonna think about it too much.. I'll just have to catch anberlin when they have their next headlining tour. You're soooo gangstas chelsea..does your friend have rims and grillz?
lol. no. she has a chevy aveo with a picture of max bemis from say anything in the back window. i taped him back there the day she got this car and he's never left. but i do have an awesome 'gangsta' mix cd i'm bringing with me.

[4N6 science]

lol. no. she has a chevy aveo with a picture of max bemis from say anything in the back window. i taped him back there the day she got this car and he's never left. but i do have an awesome 'gangsta' mix cd i'm bringing with me.

hahah.. well I'm sure your gangstas mix will have that car bumping and grinding.. you can tell I'm in touch with the whole hip hop culture.

[argg_xo]

hahah.. well I'm sure your gangstas mix will have that car bumping and grinding.. you can tell I'm in touch with the whole hip hop culture.
i'm sure you have a hugggggee hip hop scene in VA. lol.

[4N6 science]

i'm sure you have a hugggggee hip hop scene in VA. lol.

you'd think so but not really.. and if we do I have no clue about it..

[argg_xo]

you'd think so but not really.. and if we do I have no clue about it..
hahahaha. i like motown better than hip hop. but i will admit that i know many eminem songs. lmao.

[4N6 science]

hahahaha. i like motown better than hip hop. but i will admit that i know many eminem songs. lmao.

hahah I bet you do have alot of eminem.. have you been to 8mile? wait what kinda question is that you live in detroit...

I'm ghetto fab.. like 24/7

[argg_xo]

hahah I bet you do have alot of eminem.. have you been to 8mile? wait what kinda question is that you live in detroit...

I'm ghetto fab.. like 24/7
actually to go north of detroit (where the good shopping is) you have to pass 8 mile. i go to the place they filmed the rap battles at for shows sometimes. i think you'd get shot for saying ghetto fab actually.

[4N6 science]

actually to go north of detroit (where the good shopping is) you have to pass 8 mile. i go to the place they filmed the rap battles at for shows sometimes. i think you'd get shot for saying ghetto fab actually.

thats cool.. there's nothing famous in DC..

yeah I'm not as tough as you are since you're from detroit.. where I live is toooo nice..

[argg_xo]

thats cool.. there's nothing famous in DC..

yeah I'm not as tough as you are since you're from detroit.. where I live is toooo nice..
haha. i like going out of town and telling people i'm from detroit. they always treat us nicely! but i'll ttyl i'm off on my shopping extravaganza!!

[4N6 science]

haha. i like going out of town and telling people i'm from detroit. they always treat us nicely! but i'll ttyl i'm off on my shopping extravaganza!!

alright have fun girl.. ttyl

[DaveZeroZero]

maybe you'll get a special treat for going with them? lol.

no special treat =[

[4N6 science]

sorry to hear that dave..

[DaveZeroZero]

So was I.

[4N6 science]

do you have a job?

[DaveZeroZero]

No. Even Tesco wouldn't fucking take me. Twice.

That's like wal-mart rejecting someone on an honors course.

[4N6 science]

No. Even Tesco wouldn't fucking take me. Twice.

That's like wal-mart rejecting someone on an honors course.

wow that sucks.. what do you do for money?

[DaveZeroZero]

wow that sucks.. what do you do for money?

starve myself at lunchtimes. Except that I lack the willpower to even do that anymore. So I don't do anything for money. This is why I have no social life to get away from here.

[argg_xo]

no special treat =[
awwwww sorry man. i treated myself to a beautiful handbag today! it was basically the only thing i could afford in the ritzy part of town.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

awwwww sorry man. i treated myself to a beautiful handbag today! it was basically the only thing i could afford in the ritzy part of town.

do you pump your own gas in Detroit?

[argg_xo]

do you pump your own gas in Detroit?
yeah? do you pump your own gas in jersey?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

yeah? do you pump your own gas in jersey?

hell no. I think were one of the only states that don't. Come to think about it, maybe were the only. You're no allowed to. We laugh at people who do because we know their out of towners. I should probably learn to, because what's going to happen when there's no
men at the gas station to flirt with in another state. Whose going to pump my damn gas then!

[argg_xo]

hell no. I think were one of the only states that don't. Come to think about it, maybe were the only. You're no allowed to. We laugh at people who do because we know their out of towners. I should probably learn to, because what's going to happen when there's no
men at the gas station to flirt with in another state. Whose going to pump my damn gas then!
hahaha. really? i thought every gas station was pretty much self-serve these days. people would laugh at you over here if you didn't know how to pump your own gas.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

hahaha. really? i thought every gas station was pretty much self-serve these days. people would laugh at you over here if you didn't know how to pump your own gas.

noooo, there's no self serve at all. I know some states have the
option. Were also one of the cheapest states. Self serve and less expensive. You think it would be the other way around. I'm not complaining though, haha

[LansingGaddis]

It's not very complicated. And If you're passing through VA I'll pump it for you :-).

[argg_xo]

noooo, there's no self serve at all. I know some states have the
option. Were also one of the cheapest states. Self serve and less expensive. You think it would be the other way around. I'm not complaining though, haha
hahaha. you can totally tell when someone's not from metro-detroit because they very hesitantly get out of their car at gas stations and keep looking behind them while they pump gas.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

It's not very complicated. And If you're passing through VA I'll pump it for you :-).

you might have too! Last summer my friend and I were passing through VA, and we sat at the pump for like a food 3 minutes before realizing that it's self serve. No one beeped at us, which is weird cause here we'd be having a shit fit. Anyway some nice guy pumped it for me, real nice guy.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

hahaha. you can totally tell when someone's not from metro-detroit because they very hesitantly get out of their car at gas stations and keep looking behind them while they pump gas.

hahahahahaha that's pricless!

[LansingGaddis]

you might have too! Last summer my friend and I were passing through VA, and we sat at the pump for like a food 3 minutes before realizing that it's self serve. No one beeped at us, which is weird cause here we'd be having a shit fit. Anyway some nice guy pumped it for me, real nice guy.

Hahaha that's awesome. Did you just ask him to do if for you, or did he realize that you were lost/confused and just volunteer?

[4N6 science]

you might have too! Last summer my friend and I were passing through VA, and we sat at the pump for like a food 3 minutes before realizing that it's self serve. No one beeped at us, which is weird cause here we'd be having a shit fit. Anyway some nice guy pumped it for me, real nice guy.

hahah I've seen a bunch of jersey kids from my school that don't know how to pump gas.. its fucking ridiculous.. you always know someones from jersey when they're standing around the pump confused on how to operate it.

[4N6 science]

hahaha. you can totally tell when someone's not from metro-detroit because they very hesitantly get out of their car at gas stations and keep looking behind them while they pump gas.

im back go online..

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Hahaha that's awesome. Did you just ask him to do if for you, or did he realize that you were lost/confused and just volunteer? he came over, and asked if "us young ladies needed help" in his cute little accent. Awe he was so old.

hahah I've seen a bunch of jersey kids from my school that don't know how to pump gas.. its fucking ridiculous.. you always know someones from jersey when they're standing around the pump confused on how to operate it. its not ridiculous. You're seriously not allowed to pump you're own gas. How is anyone supposed to learn if they dont experience it?

[4N6 science]

he came over, and asked if "us young ladies needed help" in his cute little accent. Awe he was so old.

its not ridiculous. You're seriously not allowed to pump you're own gas. How is anyone supposed to learn if they dont experience it?

I know the rules...i guess where I'm from it's ridiculous..

[argg_xo]

im back go online..

my aim isn't working for some reason :-(

[4N6 science]

my aim isn't working for some reason :-(

i see.. that's no good..

[argg_xo]

hahahahahaha that's pricless!

is it against the law or something to pump your own gas?

[argg_xo]

i see.. that's no good..

i restarted my computer like 3 times!!!

[4N6 science]

i restarted my computer like 3 times!!!

ohhh noooooooooo well I guess we can just chat here..

[argg_xo]

ohhh noooooooooo well I guess we can just chat here..

it works! get on aim!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

is it against the law or something to pump your own gas?

to an extent

[argg_xo]

to an extent

wow. i seriously can't imagine someone else pumping my gas downtown detroit.

[stayforawhile]

you might have too! Last summer my friend and I were passing through VA, and we sat at the pump for like a food 3 minutes before realizing that it's self serve. No one beeped at us, which is weird cause here we'd be having a shit fit. Anyway some nice guy pumped it for me, real nice guy.
Yeah he was so nice.

[stayforawhile]

you might have too! Last summer my friend and I were passing through VA, and we sat at the pump for like a food 3 minutes before realizing that it's self serve. No one beeped at us, which is weird cause here we'd be having a shit fit. Anyway some nice guy pumped it for me, real nice guy.
Yeah he was so nice, what was his name? I forget, I'm thinking like Trent or Tristan something weird.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Yeah he was so nice, what was his name? I forget, I'm thinking like Trent or Tristan something weird.

who the hell knows. He probably wanted us to repay him some how.... Some how we were
not going too do

[LansingGaddis]

he came over, and asked if "us young ladies needed help" in his cute little accent. Awe he was so old.


Yeah he was so nice, what was his name? I forget, I'm thinking like Trent or Tristan something weird.

Oh so this is the friend? Which one of you gave him sexual favors in return for the gas pumping? Bonus points if the answer is both. And if the answer is neither you both lose.

[stayforawhile]

who the hell knows. He probably wanted us to repay him some how.... Some how we were
not going too do
I remember! It was Noah, what a sexy name ahhh

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Oh so this is the friend? Which one of you gave him sexual favors in return for the gas pumping? Bonus points if the answer is both. And if the answer is neither you both lose.
were best friends! And neither he was old.
I remember! It was Noah, what a sexy name ahhh

he was old!

[stayforawhile]

were best friends! And neither he was old.


he was old!
I don't care. I like his fucking name!

[LansingGaddis]

were best friends! And neither he was old.


he was old!

No need to discriminate...

I don't care. I like his fucking name!

See, she gets it

[stayforawhile]

No need to discriminate...



See, she gets it
He was good looking for being in his thirtys. Kinda a la George Cloony, old but sexy. I did do anything with him though, I'm just a fan of his name.