Blumpkin

[saysmydoctor]

It's real. I must do this.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

the people on here are wayyyy to obsessed with sex.

[KidRobot]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/Suzyqt82/blumpkin.jpg

[concernedparent]

I don't want to do this.

[JJJ]

I wouldn't allow this.

[Burning Star IV]

You wuss.

[dodge_3001]

haha, well look at that.

[altemose09]

hahahaha

[saysmydoctor]

the people on here are wayyyy to obsessed with sex.
Virgin, vagina or gtfo.

[Schmidty Says]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/Suzyqt82/blumpkin.jpg

BAMF

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Virgin, vagina or gtfo.

Gtfo?

[saysmydoctor]

Kbai.

[AsItFallsApart]

bloop

[Schmidty Says]

Gtfo?
Kbai.

:lolatpost:

[saysmydoctor]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/Suzyqt82/blumpkin.jpg
Epic.

[stayforawhile]

Gtfo?
Get the fuck out, dumbass.

[andrew4045]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/Suzyqt82/blumpkin.jpg

lulz, lawlz, and lolz

[andrew4045]

Get the fuck out, dumbass.

gtfod

[HelpMeSleep]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/Suzyqt82/blumpkin.jpg
which one's the guy and which one's the girl? i can't tell.

[ThemChains]

I wonder how bad it is to have a dick in your mouth, while smelling shit. Actual shit.

[wewascontenders]

That just looks uncomfortable.

[ThemChains]

I wonder if her chin ever gets splashed with doo doo/urine water?

[HelpMeSleep]

well, i guess that answers my question.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Get the fuck out, dumbass.

ladadadada noooo Rowennnnn, don't let daddy on fire!!

Of all people you should know that I do not use this lingo! Neither do you so "IMO" you mustn't have urbandictionaried this! COUGH COUGH

[thesafeword]

*off, amirite?

[AlexOnFire11]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/Suzyqt82/blumpkin.jpg

ewwwwwwwww.

[thesafeword]

More like, yeeeees.

[AlexOnFire11]

hahhah no way, sir.
that just makes me want to throw up.

[thesafeword]

Haha, it is pretty gross.

[stayforawhile]

ladadadada noooo Rowennnnn, don't let daddy on fire!!

Of all people you should know that I do not use this lingo! Neither do you so "IMO" you mustn't have urbandictionaried this! COUGH COUGH
HAhahahahaha Wickerman is the best movie ever created. No I actually did not Urbandictionar.com this I actualy knew.

[williek311]

Blumpkin? Please explain.

[thespearkid]

That'd just be awkward.

[lovely864md]

That is awful.

[SLoT]

oh the blumpkin. this is why i enjoy strip clubs in florida.

[AlexOnFire11]

Blumpkin? Please explain.

1. blumpkin
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

[KidRobot]

which one's the guy and which one's the girl? i can't tell.

Clearly the one on her knees is the girl.

ewwwwwwwww.

You'll learn to love it.

[AlexOnFire11]

You'll learn to love it.

That's doubtful.

[williek311]

1. blumpkin
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
I'd let you give me a blumpkin.

[AlexOnFire11]

I'd let you give me a blumpkin.

hah. wow.
that's kind of a twisted compliment.
but thanks?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

HAhahahahaha Wickerman is the best movie ever created. No I actually did not Urbandictionar.com this I actualy knew.

well that breaks my heart. my ha-ha-ha-ha heart

[stayforawhile]

well that breaks my heart. my ha-ha-ha-ha heart
Too bad we never got to see her in Atlantic City.

[annaboun]

Wow, that is really gross.
Must be very uncomfortable also.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Too bad we never got to see her in Atlantic City.

HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah that was unfortunate!

[pilot_light_out]

i've done this before.

[stayforawhile]

HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah that was unfortunate!
I really wanted to see that coke addict with Only Son.

[CatDiesel]

i've done this before.

pics?

[AlexOnFire11]

i've done this before.

whaaaaaaaaat???
tell us your story.

[CatDiesel]

He's full of shit

[sunuv]

i've done this before.

Have you received a CRUMPKIN though? HAVE YOU? I think not.

For those of you not in the know: a crumpkin is similar to a blumpkin in that the male sits upon the throne and shits whilst receiving a blowjob, however he smokes crack during it. All the better.

[pilot_light_out]

I am full of shit, sorry.

So whats the name for it when you go down on a girl while she takes a shit?

[AlexOnFire11]

I am full of shit, sorry.

hah.
nice.

[sunuv]

So whats the name for it when you go down on a girl while she takes a shit?

...why would you do that? Are you your woman's bitch or something?

[billyboatkid]

For some reason I could never imagine a women actually doing this... or agreeing to do it..

[sunuv]

For some reason I could never imagine a women actually doing this... or agreeing to do it..

Meh, I think I could convince my girl to do it... but the real question is, do I really want this?

[AlexOnFire11]

^
God, i hope not.

[CatDiesel]

Meh, I think I could convince my girl to do it... but the real question is, do I really want this?

do it

[sunuv]

do it

I couldn't post pics to prove it though because that would be cp, so there is nothing in it for you.

[billyboatkid]

Meh, I think I could convince my girl to do it... but the real question is, do I really want this?

Dang.. That is disgusting. What if when she gets a wiff of your shit she throws up from gagging on the rod!? Then you got a ass full of shit, and a dick/lap full of throw up.. But then you throw up because she did on you?! This could be the most epic fail ever...

Mark my words.. hahaha

[sunuv]

Dang.. That is disgusting. What if when she gets a wiff of your shit she throws up from gagging on the rod!? Then you got a ass full of shit, and a dick/lap full of throw up.. But then you throw up because she did on you?! This could be the most epic fail ever...

Mark my words.. hahaha

I wouldn't really care if she threw up on me, I don't really react to things... And as far as fail, it would be great to watch one day many years from now :D

[AlexOnFire11]

Dang.. That is disgusting. What if when she gets a wiff of your shit she throws up from gagging on the rod!? Then you got a ass full of shit, and a dick/lap full of throw up.. But then you throw up because she did on you?! This could be the most epic fail ever...

Mark my words.. hahaha

One of my friend's ex girlfriends threw up on his dick one time.
Not because of doing this.
Buuuuut still..every time he tells the story, it's the best.
hah...the dick/lap full of puke made me think of that.

[billyboatkid]

I wouldn't really care if she threw up on me, I don't really react to things... And as far as fail, it would be great to watch one day many years from now :D

hahaha dang you must not be squeamish. If someone ever threw up on my erect penis I would deff. throw up all over there head... Or maybe not I'm not to sure.. but I would want to haha

[billyboatkid]

One of my friend's ex girlfriends threw up on his dick one time.
Not because of doing this.
Buuuuut still..every time he tells the story, it's the best.
hah...the dick/lap full of puke made me think of that.

hahaha that is horrible! The worst that has ever happened to me is that I got a bloody nose mid stroke... I was on top too. :-( haha

[AlexOnFire11]

hahaha that is horrible! The worst that has ever happened to me is that I got a bloody nose mid stroke... I was on top too. :-( haha

Oh my God, i would be livid.
hahahahha!
the worst that's happened to me is having people walk in..but i'm sure that happens to everyone at one point or another.

[billyboatkid]

Oh my God, i would be livid.
hahahahha!
the worst that's happened to me is having people walk in..but i'm sure that happens to everyone at one point or another.

So you're saying you would do that!?!?! Lol jk

yeah no body has walked in on me yet... But they have said they have heard it.. so I don't know if that counts.

[billyboatkid]

Oh my God, i would be livid.
hahahahha!
the worst that's happened to me is having people walk in..but i'm sure that happens to everyone at one point or another.

So you're saying you would do that!?!?! Lol jk

yeah no body has walked in on me yet... But they have said they have heard it.. so I don't know if that counts.

[sunuv]

hahaha dang you must not be squeamish. If someone ever threw up on my erect penis I would deff. throw up all over there head... Or maybe not I'm not to sure.. but I would want to haha

Yeah, I'm not very squeamish. Hell, the throw up may help by acting as a lubricant ;)

[AlexOnFire11]

So you're saying you would do that!?!?! Lol jk

yeah no body has walked in on me yet... But they have said they have heard it.. so I don't know if that counts.

wait, what?
do what!? oh i'm so confused.



hearing it isn't really bad. walking in...not bad but not great.
hah

[billyboatkid]

Yeah, I'm not very squeamish. Hell, the throw up may help by acting as a lubricant ;)

Lmao. Oh yes smelly, chunky, weird colored lubricant.

wait, what?
do what!? oh i'm so confused.



hearing it isn't really bad. walking in...not bad but not great.
hah

Hahaha, yeah but it was my sister... I guess my houses walls are paper thin.

[AlexOnFire11]

Hahaha, yeah but it was my sister... I guess my houses walls are paper thin.

ew, no..siblings bring it to a whole different level.
if my brother ever heard me...oh shit...i would just want to die.
that's awful...

[billyboatkid]

ew, no..siblings bring it to a whole different level.
if my brother ever heard me...oh shit...i would just want to die.
that's awful...

hahahaha, yeah.. Surprisingly she wasn't to weird about it.. She just like mentioned it and was like yeah I knew you sick fuck. I was very, very embarrassed mind you. Good times hahahaha

[AlexOnFire11]

hahahaha, yeah.. Surprisingly she wasn't to weird about it.. She just like mentioned it and was like yeah I knew you sick fuck. I was very, very embarrassed mind you. Good times hahahaha

No way, man.
Fuck that..i'm sure my bro would just be creeped out.
hahha

[pilot_light_out]

...why would you do that? Are you your woman's bitch or something?

Haha, dang...hell no I'm not the bitch. I'm the man and sometimes a man wants to do such a thing because they are gentlemen-worthy.

[sunuv]

Haha, dang...hell no I'm not the bitch. I'm the man and sometimes a man wants to do such a thing because they are gentlemen-worthy.

...eating your girl out whilst she sits literally an inch from your face? Perhaps you are not aware of how close the vagina is to the asshole...

[pilot_light_out]

...eating your girl out whilst she sits literally an inch from your face? Perhaps you are not aware of how close the vagina is to the asshole...

Okay so I wont eat her out while she shits GAWD

[sunuv]

Okay so I wont eat her out while she shits GAWD

Don't let me hold you back, man: Follow your dreams!

[chronomic]

the only time i would ever do this is if some chick begged me to.

[sunuv]

the only time i would ever do this is if some chick begged me to.

The corn hole would be just a bit to close for comfort imo.

[bailmeout13]

I wonder if her chin ever gets splashed with doo doo/urine water?

Blumpkin Tsunami. According to Urban Dictionary, getting a blumpkin and then standing up when it drops.

[AlexOnFire11]

Blumpkin Tsunami. According to Urban Dictionary, getting a blumpkin and then standing up when it drops.

Oh that's just wrong..

[bailmeout13]

Oh that's just wrong..

Oh, it all is.

[AlexOnFire11]

True.
hahah

[Burning Star IV]

Sexy

[Angylion Gefell]

I'm not a big coprophiliac myself.

[CatDiesel]

this thread gets me so hard u guys don't even kno

[AlexOnFire11]

Yeah well i think it's been previously stated that you're a bit of a perv.

[CatDiesel]

Yeah well i think it's been previously stated that you're a bit of a perv.

You must be a perv too if you're always hangin out in the personal life forum

[thesafeword]

It's true.

[AlexOnFire11]

hah.
whatever you say, dude.

[Burning Star IV]

It's quite obvious you're just not cool enough for pl, therefore GTFO!

[CatDiesel]

tits or gtfo

[Burning Star IV]

Bare thy bosom or make hasty egress.