Spooning

[saysmydoctor]

Glorious.

[KidRobot]

Not nearly as glorious as a blumpkin.

[Bites the Dust]

the sex position or cuddling?

[Princess_Peach]

only good if it's with the right person.

[saysmydoctor]

only good if it's with the right person.
So, do you prefer Mario or Luigi?

[Princess_Peach]

I'm partial to mario but i've had them both.

[CTMarshall]

I'm partial to mario but i've had them both.

that little rascal!

[Princess_Peach]

there good together too.

[HelpMeSleep]

the sex position or cuddling?
at the risk of sounding like an idiot, i never knew that spooning was a sex position. i just thought spooning was spooning.:-|

[Bites the Dust]

at the risk of sounding like an idiot, i never knew that spooning was a sex position. i just thought spooning was spooning.:-|

just add a dick up a vag in the cuddling position and wahla


Of course a couple of moans every now and then to make the guy feel like he's actualy preforming well.

[thespearkid]

"Max Power doesn't spoon. You just strap yourself in and feel the G's!"

[DickfaceChillah]

I've never spooned with anyone except my male cousin. Not on purpose, either. And not the sex position. Girls hate getting close to me!

[argg_xo]

I've never spooned with anyone except my male cousin. Not on purpose, either. And not the sex position. Girls hate getting close to me!
lollllzzz. i have no idea why but that made me laugh really loud!

[DickfaceChillah]

lollllzzz. i have no idea why but that made me laugh really loud!

Which part? Both are probably equally pathetic and LOL worthy!

[argg_xo]

Which part? Both are probably equally pathetic and LOL worthy!
i only laughed at the part about you spooning with your male cousin.

[DickfaceChillah]

i only laughed at the part about you spooning with your male cousin.

HAHAHA! It actually happened twice. Once I was sleeping and he came in and just jokingly put his arm around me but in my slumber I grabbed his hand did the hand hold thing where you entangle your fingers with others... Then once when he slept over my brother came in when were sleeping and saw me with my arm around him and my leg wrapped around him.

[argg_xo]

HAHAHA! It actually happened twice. Once I was sleeping and he came in and just jokingly put his arm around me but in my slumber I grabbed his hand did the hand hold thing where you entangle your fingers with others... Then once when he slept over my brother came in when were sleeping and saw me with my arm around him and my leg wrapped around him.
wow. i went camping with my friends last summer and i shared a bed with my one friend and i woke up and she was literally 2 inches from my face. no spooning, just some creepiness.

[DickfaceChillah]

wow. i went camping with my friends last summer and i shared a bed with my one friend and i woke up and she was literally 2 inches from my face. no spooning, just some creepiness.

I can't sleep face to face. I feel like my face is inside of an oven. Breath is too warm. All in all, sleeping with people I don't enjoy laying near leads to weird experiences. Every time.

[Bel7]

I can't sleep face to face. I feel like my face is inside of an oven. Breath is too warm. All in all, sleeping with people I don't enjoy laying near leads to weird experiences. Every time.

lol! to be honest, I'm not keen on sharing the bed with other people. Or even my room. I like my privacy :$

[argg_xo]

I can't sleep face to face. I feel like my face is inside of an oven. Breath is too warm. All in all, sleeping with people I don't enjoy laying near leads to weird experiences. Every time.
we weren't even face to face when i fell asleep! i even jokingly put a pillow between us before i went to sleep.

[Vanity__Dearest]

Glorious.Funny, cuz when I look at you, I doubt any girl would let you near her utensils.

[DickfaceChillah]

we weren't even face to face when i fell asleep! i even jokingly put a pillow between us before i went to sleep.

Then they ended up suffocating?

[DickfaceChillah]

lol! to be honest, I'm not keen on sharing the bed with other people. Or even my room. I like my privacy :$

I am, I just don't like waking up in compromising positions with family members.

[argg_xo]

Then they ended up suffocating?
the pillow was gone. it was just her, all up in my face.

[Bel7]

I am, I just don't like waking up in compromising positions with family members.

:p yeah. I suppose if I was sharing the bed with my boyf whatever it wouldn't bug me but yeah. Should rephrase it to say, I don't care to share the bed with family members.

[Vanity__Dearest]

For anyone who believes these "sex" threads, look at Saysmydoctor's pic and then take everything with a factory of salt.

[HelpMeSleep]

For anyone who believes these "sex" threads, look at Saysmydoctor's pic and then take everything with a factory of salt.
there's like 3 people in his pic. how do you even know which one he is?

[Vanity__Dearest]

He's the little one in the middle who looks like he has downs giving a peace sign.

[HelpMeSleep]

ohh he looks young.

[AlexOnFire11]

Funny, cuz when I look at you, I doubt any girl would let you near her utensils.

hahahhaha
fucking love this.

[DickfaceChillah]

:p yeah. I suppose if I was sharing the bed with my boyf whatever it wouldn't bug me but yeah. Should rephrase it to say, I don't care to share the bed with family members.

Truer words were never spoken.

[Vanity__Dearest]

ohh he looks young.Exactly. Unless Pedo Bear and M Jackson are spooning with him.

hahahhaha
fucking love this.:bow:

[Renee]

Which part? Both are probably equally pathetic and LOL worthy!
The "not on purpose" part made me laugh at first. Then the stories about each time were genius.
wow. i went camping with my friends last summer and i shared a bed with my one friend and i woke up and she was literally 2 inches from my face. no spooning, just some creepiness.
I've been on both ends of that.



Worst spooning experience was spooning on a tile dorm room floor. Our heads were under a desk, and my hip hurt so bad.

[Burning Star IV]

As long as I'm the little spoon, I don't care whose behind me.

[dodge_3001]

i like to be the big spoon

[SLoT]

As long as I'm the little spoon, I don't care whose behind me.

i like to be the big spoon
Oh shit.

[Burning Star IV]

Match made in heaven.

[chronomic]

many a sex in the spoon position. its like lazy mans fucking.

[pilot_light_out]

this thread made me horny

[Renee]

As long as I'm the little spoon, I don't care whose behind me.

My friend uses a pillow as the little spoon. When she sleeps at my house, I'm usually the little spoon. :shrug:

[AlexOnFire11]

Little spoon is best :-)

[sunuv]

many a sex in the spoon position. its like lazy mans fucking.

You hardly have to move to make shit happen, thus it is greatness.

[chronomic]

little spoon sounds so cute.

[amysaurus]

I'm usually the little spoon, but I like being the big spoon sometimes :-)

[sunuv]

I'm usually the little spoon, but I like being the big spoon sometimes :-)

Explain to me how the girl is big spoon without assistance of dildos/etc.

[amysaurus]

Explain to me how the girl is big spoon without assistance of dildos/etc.

I was referring to cuddling but okay.

[hellogorgeous]

I love being little spoon. Being big spoon is weird for me.

[sunuv]

I was referring to cuddling but okay.

Oh ok, haha. Yeah, I guess that makes more sense then.

[HelpMeSleep]

i had the best dream ever this morning and it involved spooning with this guy i work with who is basically the most perfect guy ever, except he's way too old for me... and then my alarm went off and i woke up.

[Burning Star IV]

Spooning is easily the best position ever.

[hellogorgeous]

i had the best dream ever this morning and it involved spooning with this guy i work with who is basically the most perfect guy ever, except he's way too old for me... and then my alarm went off and i woke up.


OHH I know how that is that sucks I'm sorry :( did you try the whole "act like im sleeping again!" thing?! that's been working for me lately.

[coryatlarge]

"Max Power doesn't spoon. You just strap yourself in and feel the G's!"
7QUPB_KO324

[HelpMeSleep]

OHH I know how that is that sucks I'm sorry :( did you try the whole "act like im sleeping again!" thing?! that's been working for me lately.
aw yeah, i tried but it didn't work :(it does sometimes, but not today. i hate when that happens! i rarely ever remember my dreams lately and i had 2 pretty bizarre ones last night/this morning.

[mynameisX]

I tend to spoon unsuspecting people in my sleep.

[hellogorgeous]

I tend to spoon unsuspecting people in my sleep.


My best friend sleeps in my bed when she visits and for some reason I always end up trying to cuddle

[mynameisX]

My best friend sleeps in my bed when she visits and for some reason I always end up trying to cuddle

I scared the shit out of my friend Jessica when she slept over. She woke up, and I was hugging her from behind and apparently playing footsie.

[Renee]

My best friend sleeps in my bed when she visits and for some reason I always end up trying to cuddle
Haha, my best friend always trys to spoon with me when she stays over.

[hellogorgeous]

I scared the shit out of my friend Jessica when she slept over. She woke up, and I was hugging her from behind and apparently playing footsie.


HAHAH classic. HAHAHA oh my god

[hellogorgeous]

Haha, my best friend always trys to spoon with me when she stays over.


I wonder what would happen if your friend and I slept in the same bed. Battle of the spoons?

[thespearkid]

I scared the shit out of my friend Jessica when she slept over. She woke up, and I was hugging her from behind and apparently playing footsie.
Hot.

[mynameisX]

HAHAH classic. HAHAHA oh my god

That's the worst one. There have been others.

[hellogorgeous]

That's the worst one. There have been others.

Hahah I've been told I do other things in my sleep...things I don't want to mention here and I hope aren't true.

[mynameisX]

Hahah I've been told I do other things in my sleep...things I don't want to mention here and I hope aren't true.

Same here. I think the only thing I don't do in my sleep is walk.

[hellogorgeous]

Same here. I think the only thing I don't do in my sleep is walk.


Yeah me too thank god. How fucking creepy would that be if you woke up in a random part of your house just sitting there in the dark? That's just so crreeeppyyy

[mynameisX]

Yeah me too thank god. How fucking creepy would that be if you woke up in a random part of your house just sitting there in the dark? That's just so crreeeppyyy

I know, right? I'd rather spoon my poor friends than wander down the road at 2 am.

[LansingGaddis]

Hahah I've been told I do other things in my sleep...things I don't want to mention here and I hope aren't true.

Details please...?

[thespearkid]

Hahah I've been told I do other things in my sleep...things I don't want to mention here and I hope aren't true.
Pics or it didn't happen.

(First time I've ever said that, I believe. I finally feel like a member of the internetz!)

[hellogorgeous]

Details please...?


use that big imagination of yours

[hellogorgeous]

Pics or it didn't happen.

(First time I've ever said that, I believe. I finally feel like a member of the internetz!)


Hahah i couldn't find any pics of it, you're out of luck!

[LansingGaddis]

use that big imagination of yours

My imagination is pretty big. So I guess I'll just assume the worst...or best.

[hellogorgeous]

My imagination is pretty big. So I guess I'll just assume the worst...or best.


best!

[LansingGaddis]

best!

Haha niiiiice.

[LV03]

http://www.theanimationartgallery.com/images/inventory/cel_full/cel13722.jpg

[Burning Star IV]

Forking sounds rough... I'm too delicate for that.

[Renee]

Forking sounds rough... I'm too delicate for that.
How about sporking?

[Burning Star IV]

How about sporking?
Sounds kinky. I'm in.

[Renee]

Sounds kinky. I'm in.
Sweet.
Which one?

The act of spooning(cuddling) with the addition of a leg laying across the little spoon(the person being spooned) of the couple.
or
The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

[Burning Star IV]

Sweet.
Which one?

The act of spooning(cuddling) with the addition of a leg laying across the little spoon(the person being spooned) of the couple.
or
The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
Whichever one is best for anal penetration.

[Miss Heartcore]

I'll pass thank you.

[Burning Star IV]

You would.

[saysmydoctor]

http://www.theanimationartgallery.com/images/inventory/cel_full/cel13722.jpg
Kniving.

[Renee]

Would you?


Didn't some girl post (here or another thread) that she likes anal?

[Miss Heartcore]

It takes just one bad experience to ruin it.

[Until The Bombs]

Not as glorious as forking.

Edit: Dammit just saw the picture a few posts above.

[Burning Star IV]

Haha, I'm so awesome. I though that whole sporking thing was just made up, but was I ever wrong.

It all makes so much sense now.

[Renee]

Haha, I'm so awesome. I though that whole sporking thing was just made up, but was I ever wrong.

It all makes so much sense now.

Oh, I posted very real entries from urbandictionary.com.

Edit: Wait, did you not think a spork was real?

[mynameisX]

How about sporking?

Wouldn't sporking be fucking in the spooning position?

[Burning Star IV]

Oh, I posted very real entries from urbandictionary.com.

Edit: Wait, did you not think a spork was real?
No, I know what a spork is. I just thought the sexual act wasn't real.

[MADSTA]

Spooning is nice.

[sunuv]

Spooning is easily the best position ever.

Especially for anal.

[crazytoledo]

little spoon sounds so cute.

Lol, I swear I'm the only dude who rather be the little spoon and have the girl be the big spoon haha.

[sunuv]

Lol, I swear I'm the only dude who rather be the little spoon and have the girl be the big spoon haha.

Are you a very submissive person? Perhaps you actually like men?

[crazytoledo]

Are you a very submissive person? Perhaps you actually like men?

Well, I definitely like girls.

[sunuv]

Well, I definitely like girls.

Don't we all...

[DickfaceChillah]

Don't we all...

I don't. Girls have given me no reason to love them as a whole. Only one or two. Or zero.

[crazytoledo]

Not all of us do, but at least me and you are in the group of dudes that like girls.

[sunuv]

Not all of us do, but at least me and you are in the group of dudes that like girls.

Come now, even gay guys LIKE girls, I just happen to be someone who wants to fuck them.

[crazytoledo]

I'm sure some over dramatic guy will try to tell us he likes no girls because he has no reason too.

Lol.

Half my best friends are girls.

[sunuv]

I'm sure some over dramatic guy will try to tell us he likes no girls because he has no reason too.

Lol.

Half my best friends are girls.

Since the rules say that you can only have one best friend and not be a ******, is your bestfriend a he/she?

[crazytoledo]

Since the rules say that you can only have one best friend and not be a ******, is your bestfriend a he/she?

One bestfriend = Bogus
Numerous bestfriends = Sweet

lol

But my actual best friend is a girl.

[sunuv]

One bestfriend = Sweet
Numerous bestfriends = Gay

Fix'd

[thesafeword]

You can't have more than one best friend, because it's your 'best' friend. You can have numerous good friends though.

[sunuv]

You can't have more than one best friend, because it's your 'best' friend. You can have numerous good friends though.

Ding ding ding

[thesafeword]

Fuck yeah!

[sunuv]

Fuck yeah!

You win one interbutz!

[Renee]

You can't have more than one best friend, because it's your 'best' friend. You can have numerous good friends though.
What if one of my good friends is on the same level as my best friend? Can they be co-best friends?

[Renee]

I'm sure some over dramatic guy will try to tell us he likes no girls because he has no reason too.

Lol.

Half my best friends are girls.
Guys have best friends?

[sunuv]

What if one of my good friends is on the same level as my best friend? Can they be co-best friends?

No, they can be good friends. Enjoy your life of lonely bestfriend-ness loser.

[Renee]

No, they can be good friends. Enjoy your life of lonely bestfriend-ness loser.
Is that last part to me? What the fuck?

[sunuv]

Is that last part to me? What the fuck?

Haha, I hope that's fake agression.

[underthetalking]

Not nearly as glorious as a blumpkin.

This thread should have ended here.

[Renee]

Haha, I hope that's fake agression.
It depends if that is directed toward me. I've never been angry baked.

[sunuv]

It depends if that is directed toward me. I've never been angry baked.

Nor have I... thus is why your aggression is scaring me O_o

[Renee]

Nor have I... thus is why your aggression is scaring me O_o
I just wanted to know if that was directed at me.

[sunuv]

I just wanted to know if that was directed at me.


I believe it was.

[Renee]

I'm not a lonely bestfriend-ness loser?
I actually don't know what that is supposed to mean:shrug:

[sunuv]

I'm not a lonely bestfriend-ness loser?
I actually don't know what that is supposed to mean:shrug:

Nor do i. I am very tired :(

[kwsqd]

cyper?

[sunuv]

k i'm in

[kwsqd]

wat

[sunuv]

wat

I put on my robe and wizards hat.

[thesafeword]

Again.

[sunuv]

Again.

yes.

[VERSA]

I put on my robe and wizards hat.
i'll bring the helmets

[thespearkid]

I put on my robe and wizards hat.
Hahaha can you tell me where that quote originated? Cause I read it on bash.org and then people were saying it here.

[Renee]

Hahaha can you tell me where that quote originated? Cause I read it on bash.org and then people were saying it here.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja

[sunuv]

Hahaha can you tell me where that quote originated? Cause I read it on bash.org and then people were saying it here.

I just made it up, right now.

[#WhiteFender#]

leads to forking.

[caress me down]

i never fully understood what "spooning" was supposed to mean

[swt_catastrophe]

spooning means amazingness.
:]

[nonamesleft]

<3

[eHaMpToN]

waste of time.

[caress me down]

is it just.. cuddling ?

[mynameisX]

is it just.. cuddling ?

Yeah, but your back is against the other's chest. Or the other way around. So you fit together like a pair of..........spoons

[caress me down]

Yeah, but your back is against the other's chest. Or the other way around. So you fit together like a pair of..........spoons

oh! i have been doing that and not even the propper name

[mynameisX]

oh! i have been doing that and not even the proper name

Lol, that's funny. Yeah, I had to have my friend explain it to me.

[quarterhorse101]

i love spooning :)

[swt_catastrophe]

i love spooning :)
honestly, who doesn't?

[4N6 science]

i love spooning :)

do you like being big spoon sometimes? or just small spoon?

[swt_catastrophe]

do you like being big spoon sometimes? or just small spoon?
occasionally.
i think everyone loves being the little spoon.
its give and take :]

[4N6 science]

occasionally.
i think everyone loves being the little spoon.
its give and take :]


yeah.. very true.. I know sometimes I like being the little spoon.

[quarterhorse101]

do you like being big spoon sometimes? or just small spoon?


i like being the little but nuzzling the middle of a guy's back and neck is a favorite of mine too ha, even though it sounds weird.

[4N6 science]

i like being the little but nuzzling the middle of a guy's back and neck is a favorite of mine too ha, even though it sounds weird.


its not weird.. I totally understand.

[KISS MY SASS..]

i like being the little but nuzzling the middle of a guy's back and neck is a favorite of mine too ha, even though it sounds weird.

ha i love it too! damn now i wanna spoon. . :-/

[AP_Punk]

it rules! :woot:

[bssnplayer]

oh! i have been doing that and not even the propper name

I LOVE YOUR AVATAR! I miss Real Monsters.

[nonamesleft]

I really love to spoon.

[DaveZeroZero]

I'd like to find somebody to fork with.

[mattmatumbo]

just add a dick up a vag in the cuddling position and wahla


Of course a couple of moans every now and then to make the guy feel like he's actualy preforming well.

saywha?

[.invisible ink.]

spooning is great. spoon-sex is greater, especially early in the morning when you're barely awake. meow.

[4N6 science]

spooning is great. spoon-sex is greater, especially early in the morning when you're barely awake. meow.

sexay

[phil19]

spooning is good. im a fan

[mynameisX]

<3<3<3 spooning.

[Chancetobe]

I don't know, it's kind of annoying. The other person's breathing keeps me awake when I'd rather just fall asleep. It's fine for a limited amount of time though.

[mattmatumbo]

spoonings good for falling asleep/napping. great times.

[HelpMeSleep]

I've never spooned with a guy. would like to. :-(

[DaveZeroZero]

I've never spooned with a guy. would like to. :-(
but you sure have forked one!

[sweetforever]

but you sure have forked one!

ZING!

[HelpMeSleep]

but you sure have forked one!
quite true. but spooning someone special > meaningless forking.

[4N6 science]

quite true. but spooning someone special > meaningless forking.

QFT!

[mynameisX]

quite true. but spooning someone special > meaningless forking.


Truth! Truth!

[HelpMeSleep]

QFT!

Truth! Truth!
:nod:

[4N6 science]

I know because it happened this past weekend.

[mynameisX]

I know because it happened this past weekend.

You sound like you want us to ask you the story....

[4N6 science]

You sound like you want us to ask you the story.... There isn't much of a story. Just a new girl in the picture.

[mynameisX]

There isn't much of a story. Just a new girl in the picture.

Yeah, I picked up on that from a few of your other posts. That's neat.

[4N6 science]

Yeah, I picked up on that from a few of your other posts. That's neat.

Yeah it is really neat. Things are looking up for me.

[DaveZeroZero]

There isn't much of a story. Just a new girl in the picture.
Can I see the picture?

[4N6 science]

Can I see the picture?

Haha, I don't have one with her and me yet. When I do I'll let you see it.

[DaveZeroZero]

Haha, I don't have one with her and me yet. When I do I'll let you see it.
swt.

[mynameisX]

Yeah it is really neat. Things are looking up for me.


That's great. I love a happy story.

[4N6 science]

That's great. I love a happy story.

Yeah, I'm enjoying it too.

[nonamesleft]

All you need is love .. for spooning.

[HelpMeSleep]

bumped because I'd like a little spooning action right now.

[mynameisX]

bumped because I'd like a little spooning action right now.

I wouldn't mind, either.

[DaveZeroZero]

bumped because I'd like a little spooning action right now.
but you're talking about ice cream, right?

[mynameisX]

but you're talking about ice cream, right?

I wouldn't mind ice cream, either. I think I'll have some when I go to lunch.

[boykosaurus]

I love being little spoon.

[kwsqd]

I love being little spoon.
huh?

[HelpMeSleep]

I wouldn't mind, either.
everyone needs a litte spoonin' in their lives!

but you're talking about ice cream, right?
ice cream is always good too. can you get me some?

[kwsqd]

oh god it's mandi

[HelpMeSleep]

:bluesad: why do you hate me?

[kwsqd]

that's just the way it is!

[mattmatumbo]

hahaha

[HelpMeSleep]

Ken's been sippin' on some haterade.

[mynameisX]

I love being little spoon.

So do I.

[DaveZeroZero]

everyone needs a litte spoonin' in their lives!


ice cream is always good too. can you get me some?
No, but I know these guys called Ben & Jerry who could hook you up with some...

[HelpMeSleep]

No, but I know these guys called Ben & Jerry who could hook you up with some...
Ben & Jerry and I are already fairly well acquainted. although I heard they were hooking up people who voted up on tuesday, but they weren't around here, so I couldn't get any.

[DaveZeroZero]

Ben & Jerry and I are already fairly well acquainted. although I heard they were hooking up people who voted up on tuesday, but they weren't around here, so I couldn't get any.
I never get any :-(

[HelpMeSleep]

I never get any :-(
ice cream? that's just sad, Dave. :-(

[DaveZeroZero]

ice cream? that's just sad, Dave. :-(
If by "ice cream", you mean "sex", then yes.

[HelpMeSleep]

If by "ice cream", you mean "sex", then yes.
in that case, poor Dave, you've been deprived of ice cream your entire life. so sad. :-(

[DaveZeroZero]

in that case, poor Dave, you've been deprived of ice cream your entire life. so sad. :-(
It is :-(

Why can't I have some Cherry poppin' Garcia?

[HelpMeSleep]

It is :-(

Why can't I have some Cherry poppin' Garcia?
you can! as long as they're not Cherry Poppin' Tarts. those are mine. I'm trademarking them.

[4N6 science]

bump