worst lyrics of all time

[PaulsRightNut]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2274009/Worst-lyric-of-all-time-I'm-serious-as-cancer,-when-I-say-rhythm-is-a-dancer.html

(yeah I read ohnotheydidnt...I'm not ashamed)

[reissgoespunk]

Pretty deserving if you ask me.

[thingschange]

Metro Station has terrible lyrics.

[sugarcoatedlies]

not as bad as LFO, O town and some other boy bands...
then again, Metro Station and banmds like them are this era's boyband

and Metro Station snort crack

[OdeToTheSun]

not as bad as LFO, O town and some other boy bands...
then again, Metro Station and banmds like them are this era's boyband

and Metro Station snort crack

...and fight with trannys over scene queens

[sugarcoatedlies]

yeaa

[OdeToTheSun]

Metro Station is seriously one of my most hated bands right now. It's a bunch of complete utter crap.

[micahistheballs]

Star Star Star I'm Jeffree Fucking Star!

[EchoPark]

Charles in Charge by Relient K off their self titled album released in 2000:

"Charles, I love you, love you till the end. And I love Buddy, cause he's your best friend. Let's go hang out, you me and Jesus at your mom's pizza parlor"

[sugarcoatedlies]

Metro Station is seriously one of my most hated bands right now. It's a bunch of complete utter crap.

Same. They're only getting famous because trace is related to miley and 14 year old girls find him hot.

[OdeToTheSun]

Same. They're only getting famous because trace is related to miley and 14 year old girls find him hot.

precisely.


14 year old girls must be more stupid than I thought these days.

[sugarcoatedlies]

oh and if you wanna see how bad LFO was

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/lfo/summergirls.html

"I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike"

[OdeToTheSun]

psh, what are you talking about, that would totally get me laid if I said that.

[Chris Fallon]

The Cyrus Family: Bringing penmanship back to music!

[sugarcoatedlies]

The Cyrus Family: Bringing penmanship back to music!

Oh deff.
It all started with their dad's achy breaky heart.

[chaosB4storm]

the used's (thats hard to pronounce) lyrics are pretty terrible for how famous they are.

[OdeToTheSun]

Oh deff.
It all started with their dad's achy breaky heart.

Hey now, I actually happen to like that song.

[sugarcoatedlies]

Hey now, I actually happen to like that song.
Haha it's good, but the lyrics aren't genius.

[OdeToTheSun]

Well, of course not. Wouldn't expect a hick to ever have good lyrics.

[thespearkid]

Weezer's new one has some pretty rough lyrics.

"When I was younger I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah
Actually, I didn't do that"

-Everybody Get Dangerous

[sugarcoatedlies]

Well, of course not. Wouldn't expect a hick to ever have good lyrics.


True

[sugarcoatedlies]

Weezer's new one has some pretty rough lyrics.

"When I was younger I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah
Actually, I didn't do that"

-Everybody Get Dangerous

that's true. pork and beans...
"get some rogaine to put in my hair, workout at the gym to fit my underwear"

beverly hills
"when the housemaids scrub the floors they get the spaces in between"

ahah wtf

[thespearkid]

"I should have no feeling cause feeling is pain"

Poor Rivers haha.

[thingschange]

Oh deff.
It all started with their dad's achy breaky heart.

that made me laugh.
haha.

but seriously, Metro Station is terrible.
their look is stupid.
i hate guys that rock tight red pants.

[Khaos]

Cute Is What We Aim For - Navigate Me

"Because I'm gonna meet you face to face and i'm gonna start from your waist up through your navel and we're approaching such a place"

[Khaos]

that made me laugh.
haha.

but seriously, Metro Station is terrible.
their look is stupid.
i hate guys that rock tight red pants.

Your just jealous of the pants. :-p

[JacquelineNancy]

I'm glad Avril was included on this list.

[chaosB4storm]

lol leave weezer alone, their lyrics suit their style and image to a 'T'.

[KARPE]

lol leave weezer alone, their lyrics suit their style and image to a 'T'.

Boring and uninspired?

[_jonas]

Boring and uninspired?
:jawdrop:
first post and it had to be against the Weeze??!!

bad start indeed...

[sugarcoatedlies]

http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=397591

[kearn1tm]

How can Bitch rode a dick like she makin' a baby not be on that list?

The song was Shake Ya' Ass, the year was 2000 and the rapper Mystikal made us all reflect on life with that wonderful lyric.

[kearn1tm]

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[heyzombiehitler]

I'm glad Avril was included on this list.

You make me so hot! Make me wanna drop! I forgot the rest. But it was horrid

[Hamlet]

3, 6 ,9
Standing real fine
Move it to you sing it to me one mo' time
Get low, get low (x2)
To the window, to the wall (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got damn (got damn)
To all skeet skeet motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skeet skeet got damn (got damn)

---------------

Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh.
How did our eyes get so red,
and what the hell is on Joey's head?

----------------

You make me wanna lala in the kitchen on the floor
I'll be your French maid where I meet you at the door
I'm like an alley cat
Drink the milk up I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream

[MusicBox24]

Off the top of my head,

Metro Station "Control":

I'm coming down
Bring me up
Take it off
Let's just touch (X4)

[thingschange]

Off the top of my head,

Metro Station "Control":

I'm coming down
Bring me up
Take it off
Let's just touch (X4)

this is why i hate them.

and that line in shake it,

Looking for ways to get inside.
get inside.

like come the fuck on.
i bet most of the pre-teen girl-fans dont understand the sexual double-meaning that lies in that line/song.

[thingschange]

Your just jealous of the pants. :-p

i hoped no one would ever get that :suave:

[anonymousgirl]

i think the worst lyrics i've heard in an "alternative" band are

Feeling sorrow
For all the things you had to steal and borrow
Being back the days we had before tomorrow

i mean, rhyming is okay but this is a little obvious.
also metro station's.
i'm not even going to get into pop/hip-hop/rap.

[thingschange]

wow as if no one mentioned Crank Dat yet.

[zonto]

I'm bringing this thread back up instead of making a new one...

Lyrics just barely from Sum 41 - Dave's Possessed Hair made me both cringe and vomit internally:

What I do is what I choose which makes it my decision
If your life was a book your story would be fiction

Wait! So you're telling me that I choose what I do and I do what I choose and THEREFORE, it's MY decision? Thank you so much for that nugget of wisdom...

What else you guys got?

[thespearkid]

it's a political punk song...

[zonto]

it's a political punk song...

Does that preclude the need for intelligent lyrics?

[Poe-tryGirl]

Bree Bree crap. Don't cut the pig? WTF?

[zonto]

Bree Bree crap. Don't cut the pig? WTF?

I don't get it

[alexa_ATL]

metro stations kelsey

"your all i've ever wanted, all i ever dreamed of to come, and yes you did come"

classy!

[Poe-tryGirl]

I don't get it
Neither do I. That's the point.

[eliselovesmusic]

I bet that I can make you believe in love and sex and magic........ This is the part where we fall in love.



-_-

[SwiftSilentDead]

So sick of the hobos always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta work and
And they just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people who can't drive their cars.
Bitch you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart

I hate how my wife is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash.

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!

How come I never get laid, nice guys always lose.
How could she have another headache
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate my job, my boss is a dick
"I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of his shit"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!
Yeah!

I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage,
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass,
Then her daddy punches me in the face

So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "Fuck you!"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

So much at stake, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new hear " it sucks to be you"
I fuckin hate my life

I would hate my life too if my band's most famous song was this horrible.

[anthonydarko]

I honestly don't see a problem with Metro Station, it's far better than the garbage those crunkcore bands churn out.

[cscwell107]

So sick of the hobos always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta work and
And they just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people who can't drive their cars.
Bitch you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart

I hate how my wife is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash.

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!

How come I never get laid, nice guys always lose.
How could she have another headache
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate my job, my boss is a dick
"I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of his shit"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight
I hate my life!
Yeah!

I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage,
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass,
Then her daddy punches me in the face

So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "Fuck you!"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

So much at stake, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new hear " it sucks to be you"
I fuckin hate my life

I would hate my life too if my band's most famous song was this horrible.

Lol I kinda like this song. It cracks me up

[sheslostcontrol]

Katie Melua 'If You Were a Sailboat'

This song is probably the worst ever written. Some of the main lowlights include,


If you're a cowboy I would trail you,
If you're a piece of wood I'd nail you to the floor.
If you're a sailboat I would sail you to the shore.
If you're a river I would swim you,
If you're a house I would live in you all my days.
If you're a preacher I'd begin to change my ways.

If I was hungry you would feed me
If I was in darkness you would lead me to the light
If I was a book I know you'd read me every night


Just so beyond stupid!

[TreyForest]

"they can take the kids from summer but they can never take the summer from me"

Fucking awfull lyrics and band

[Truman122]

oh and if you wanna see how bad LFO was

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/lfo/summergirls.html

"I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike"

That's actually from a Beastie Boys song. I forget which one specifically, but it's on License to Ill.

[Bruised26]

I love Death Cab for Cutie, but some of the lyrics to "We Laughed Indoors" are horrendous

"So I breed thicker skin and let my lustrous coat fill in
and I'll never admit I loved you Guinevere.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you."

I about went insane by the 4th time he said that line...and then he said it about 10 more times

Don't even get me started on the lyrics of She's a Lady by FTSK....

[IWasHerHorse]

I love Death Cab for Cutie, but some of the lyrics to "We Laughed Indoors" are horrendous

"So I breed thicker skin and let my lustrous coat fill in
and I'll never admit I loved you Guinevere.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you.
I loved you Guinevere, I loved you Guinevere -- I loved you."

I about went insane by the 4th time he said that line...and then he said it about 10 more times

I like that part of We Laughed Indoors, not more so than other parts of the song but it doesn't bother me.

There are certain parts from On Letting Go lyrically that really bug me, not because they're terrible, but because they give me this sense of pseudo-intellect that's like talking to a stoned kid at a party who thinks he's deep. Which is a shame cause I think Circa Survive are smart and can do better than "Did you ever wish you were somebody else?"

[doppelganger]

when i listened to the brokencyde samples the one time it was posted on this site, i swear i heard one song say something like 'im gonna make your pussy wet,i dont need rufies to get up in your butt' or something like that

[Bruised26]

when i listened to the brokencyde samples the one time it was posted on this site, i swear i heard one song say something like 'im gonna make your pussy wet,i dont need rufies to get up in your butt' or something like that

Actually, every lyric by Brokencyde is terrible!!

[eliselovesmusic]

Three words:

All.
Time.
Low.

[Chromefox]

She's Electric by Oasis is pretty bad, honestly. Also My Nine Rides Shotgun is an embarrassment.

[saturday_snow_squall]

Three words:

All.
Time.
Low.

please. stfu.

its people like you who make this site worse than a basement in mcdonalds.

go lick a battery.

ANYWAYS.

i think its safe to say that dance gavin dance, though a very good band, has atrocious lyrics.

[eliselovesmusic]

please. stfu.

its people like you who make this site worse than a basement in mcdonalds.

go lick a battery.

ANYWAYS.

i think its safe to say that dance gavin dance, though a very good band, has atrocious lyrics.


Yet he stil chooses to go on here...

[boysandbulletsx]

There are certain parts from On Letting Go lyrically that really bug me, not because they're terrible, but because they give me this sense of pseudo-intellect that's like talking to a stoned kid at a party who thinks he's deep. Which is a shame cause I think Circa Survive are smart and can do better than "Did you ever wish you were somebody else?"
I love Circa Survive, but that's exactly what I think of when I think of Anthony Green hahaha.

And while I like to think of myself as AP's resident Brand New fan, the song "Magazines" has some atrocious lines:
Broken down in my dead bedroom / stuttering to pictures of you / I know that you can always see me / I saw you staring through my TV last night
or
Laetitia, you got my hand shaking / I'm begging you, oh baby please stop breaking / my heart because I got the feeling / you and I will never really get it on

And I know I'll get murdered for this, but Say Anything has some pretty bad lyrics as well. I know that they have "deeper meanings", but songs like "Yellow Cat (Slash) Red Cat" have some pretty ridiculous lyrics. Definitely not the worst lyrics, but they're pretty bad.

[denissuxx]

NeverShoutNever!'slyricsareprettyba d

/neglect of space bar

[saturday_snow_squall]

Yet he stil chooses to go on here...

please.

you know very well that there is no other site like absolutepunk.net.

[c_rob2700]

....but All Time Low do have really shitty lyrics

[xJesusFreakx]

There are certain parts from On Letting Go lyrically that really bug me, not because they're terrible, but because they give me this sense of pseudo-intellect that's like talking to a stoned kid at a party who thinks he's deep. Which is a shame cause I think Circa Survive are smart and can do better than "Did you ever wish you were somebody else?"

This is probably why I don't like Circa Survive at all. Well, and Anthony's voice is rather obnoxious.

[BrightTomorrow]

Yeah it's 4am in a speeding car
OD'd on X and G but what are you on?
Turn up the radio
Turn up the radio
Turn up the radio
Welcome to chicago, motherfucker.

At the top of the sears tower
I tongue kissed a coke-fiend at the afterhours
She turned up the radio
Said, Let's get out of control.
I wanna blow shit up, and never come down.
Never come down.

Welcome to chicago, motherfucker.

I ran after you 'cause later I might be dead
This jello shot I think went straight to my head
Oh, this isn't Moscow
Oh, this isn't Tokyo
We are invinsible

Definitely makes my list.

[nlo13]

I'm Blue- Eiffel 65

[nlo13]

although, with all the auto-tuned shit out there now, eiffel 65 could make a comeback :-0

[pasteofanchovie]

although, with all the auto-tuned shit out there now, eiffel 65 could make a comeback :-0

I think Eiffel 65 may be better than most of those auto-tuned bands today though. That's pretty unfortunate.

[just.Starla.]

Anything by Brokencyde

not as bad as LFO, O town and some other boy bands...
then again, Metro Station and banmds like them are this era's boyband

and Metro Station snort crack

I almost forgot about them, but yeah, their lyrics were horrible.

Metro Station is seriously one of my most hated bands right now. It's a bunch of complete utter crap.

This.

[ThePartialGlow]

"We could be like onions and peppers in a sleeping bag fajita..." - from Cut Short by The Honorary Title

I really like that song too, but that makes me cringe every time.

[The Personist]

I love Circa Survive, but that's exactly what I think of when I think of Anthony Green hahaha.

And while I like to think of myself as AP's resident Brand New fan, the song "Magazines" has some atrocious lines:
Broken down in my dead bedroom / stuttering to pictures of you / I know that you can always see me / I saw you staring through my TV last night
or
Laetitia, you got my hand shaking / I'm begging you, oh baby please stop breaking / my heart because I got the feeling / you and I will never really get it on

And I know I'll get murdered for this, but Say Anything has some pretty bad lyrics as well. I know that they have "deeper meanings", but songs like "Yellow Cat (Slash) Red Cat" have some pretty ridiculous lyrics. Definitely not the worst lyrics, but they're pretty bad.

I'm going to agree on the Say Anything. I used to LOVE them, but now I realize how silly and pretentious some of Max's lyrics are.

[caveBEAR]

I love Circa Survive, but that's exactly what I think of when I think of Anthony Green hahaha.

And while I like to think of myself as AP's resident Brand New fan, the song "Magazines" has some atrocious lines:
Broken down in my dead bedroom / stuttering to pictures of you / I know that you can always see me / I saw you staring through my TV last night
or
Laetitia, you got my hand shaking / I'm begging you, oh baby please stop breaking / my heart because I got the feeling / you and I will never really get it on

And I know I'll get murdered for this, but Say Anything has some pretty bad lyrics as well. I know that they have "deeper meanings", but songs like "Yellow Cat (Slash) Red Cat" have some pretty ridiculous lyrics. Definitely not the worst lyrics, but they're pretty bad.

Magazines lyrics work if you put them in context...it's about whackin' it to a French Victoria's Secret magazine. Ha ha ha.

[The Personist]

Magazines lyrics work if you put them in context...it's about whackin' it to a French Victoria's Secret magazine. Ha ha ha.

Them working doesn't make them good.

[caveBEAR]

Them working doesn't make them good.

Well, I don't think they are particularly bad. Especially for what it is.

[The Personist]

Well, I don't think they are particularly bad. Especially for what it is.

I think they're awful lyrics. I think The Matches' song about sexual frustration-"Jack Slap Cheer"--deals with the subject far better.

It's also a better song.

[caveBEAR]

I think they're awful lyrics. I think The Matches' song about sexual frustration-"Jack Slap Cheer"--deals with the subject far better.

It's also a better song.

Ha ha ha. Well, I don't concede that they are 'awful' lyrics, but I will agree that Jack Slap Cheer is a better song! Love the Matches!

[The Personist]

Ha ha ha. Well, I don't concede that they are 'awful' lyrics, but I will agree that Jack Slap Cheer is a better song! Love the Matches!

The Matches are amazing!

I dare say I like them better than Brand New.

[caveBEAR]

The Matches are amazing!

I dare say I like them better than Brand New.

I definitely can listen to The Matches more than Brand New...they just seem to have more styles crammed into their three CDs. Takes longer to get played out for me.

[Liciakasher]

Home for the weekend,
Looking for a good time;
Of all the numbers you end up calling mine.
Ready or not , I think I’ll give this a shot.
I should know better than to
Give her what she wants.
I picked her up and she was three-forths gone.
She passed out before we even got to talk.
All I want to know is:

Where were you when I needed you most?
Why did you leave me alone?
We gave up before we gave it a chance,
And I don’t understand.

Back to where we left off, baby.
“How you been and what’s been new with you lately?”
Just forget it, it’s the same old runaround.
You build me up just to let me down.

Down.

Where were you when I needed you most?
Why did you leave me alone?
We gave up before we gave it a chance,
And I don’t understand.

Just forget it, it’s the same old runaround.
Just forget it, just forget it.
Just forget it, it’s the same old runaround.
Just forget it, just forget it.

Where were you when I needed you most?
Why did you leave me alone?
We gave up before we gave it a chance,
And I don’t understand.
I don't understand


every avenue

[eliselovesmusic]

....but All Time Low do have really shitty lyrics


:beerbros:

[fadedmemories]

Three words:

All.
Time.
Low.
Nope. They have some bad lyrics, but they're definitely not the worst.