TextSext

[Forever & Ever?]

does anyone here participate in "text" sex and or "phone" sex?

It's apparently popular with the teens.

[Renee]

LOL, no.

[argg_xo]

no ma'am.

[kwsqd]

LOL, no.
don't lie renee

[stayforawhile]

Haha yeah right.

[laxcrs]

i think this is a fake account, two posts and both were the start of shitty threads. see long distance relationships? in gen. forum

[Forever & Ever?]

not a fake account i'm just bored.

I cant leave my house so i have nothing better to do,

sorry for making lame posts.

=)

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I am not afarid to admit that I've read/sent some pretty dirty texts, but I've never had text sex or phone sex.

[argg_xo]

one time a guy texted me and said "wow, i can get sexual too" reminded him of me. but i don't think that's what you were looking for.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Haha yeah right.

I know for a fact you've gotten dirty texts before! Don't lie!

[kwsqd]

ooohhh busted

[stayforawhile]

I know for a fact you've gotten dirty texts before! Don't lie!
Hahahah it's true McLean . . . I nean Mcdirty has sent me some good ones.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

she's playin' dumb!

[stayforawhile]

ooohhh busted
Hahahah I know ohh shit.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Hahahah it's true McLean . . . I nean Mcdirty has sent me some good ones.

they don't beat Eric's. That kids a real fuck-o. But Mclean was a riot

[CatDiesel]

I am not afarid to admit that I've read/sent some pretty dirty texts, but I've never had text sex or phone sex.

wuts yr number babi

[stayforawhile]

they don't beat Eric's. That kids a real fuck-o. But Mclean was a riot
Ahh I miss him so much. Eric? Wait my blonde chubbster Eric or your Eric?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

wuts yr number babi

908 699-9999

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Ahh I miss him so much. Eric? Wait my blonde chubbster Eric or your Eric?

my eric clearly!

[stayforawhile]

my eric clearly!
Hahaha I thought so. The dirtiest Eric Martin Schall gets is telling me how is Pokemon evolved.

[CatDiesel]

this thread sux

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Hahaha I thought so. The dirtiest Eric Martin Schall gets is telling me how is Pokemon evolved.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Fallinto_rhythm]

this thread sux

that's funny, you weren't saying that to me the other night!

[CatDiesel]

I don't get it

[stayforawhile]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
It's true I get texts at least once a day telling me how his Charzard or Bulbasur gained a level. You should have seen our locker there was Pokemon cards all over it. He is such a freak taht's why we are biffles.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

what are you a ra ra?

[stayforawhile]

I don't get it
Me neither, she must be drinking again.

[DickfaceChillah]

Phone sex! Nobody seriously had it as a teen? I did. It's actually rather satisfying to here a girl talk to you like that.

[stayforawhile]

what are you a ra ra?
He isn't going to know what a ra ra is moron of America.

[CatDiesel]

Me neither, she must be drinking again.

sup

[stayforawhile]

sup
Heyy Tim, what's good?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

It's true I get texts at least once a day telling me how his Charzard or Bulbasur gained a level. You should have seen our locker there was Pokemon cards all over it. He is such a freak taht's why we are biffles.

he needs to grow the fuckkkk up! Look at me preaching to the Choir over here. The conversations we have aren't exactly normal. I don't think we ever have had a serious one in the passed 13 years.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

He isn't going to know what a ra ra is moron of America.

excuse me don't use my terminology! "little girl"

[Hamlet]

i pt on my rbe & wizrd ht

[stayforawhile]

he needs to grow the fuckkkk up! Look at me preaching to the Choir over here. The conversations we have aren't exactly normal. I don't think we ever have had a serious one in the passed 13 years.
He is insane, he is away in Rhode Island til August 9 I miss him.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

He is insane, he is away in Rhode Island til August 9 I miss him.

good! More Ashley and Nikki time.... Notice how I didn't include Alexa hahahaaghhhhh

[stayforawhile]

excuse me don't use my terminology! "little girl"
Shut up I call people little girl! It's maaa thangggg.

[anamericangod]

Careful who you phone sex, kids.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Shut up I call people little girl! It's maaa thangggg.

and you know what my thing is.... Moron of America! We sound like little girls!

[stayforawhile]

Careful who you phone sex, kids.
Hahahah talking from experience?

[stayforawhile]

and you know what my thing is.... Moron of America! We sound like little girls!
Wanna share things?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Wanna share things?

Maybe your silver flip flops?

[sunuv]

I've never had "text sex" but am guilty of phone sex :( Good way to pass time I guess

[stayforawhile]

Maybe your silver flip flops?
As long as I get the gold ones!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

As long as I get the gold ones!

Deal!

[anamericangod]

Hahahah talking from experience?

Indeed.

[stayforawhile]

Deal!
Go back on AIM !!!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Go back on AIM !!!

so demanding!

[AlexOnFire11]

No text/phone sex. But i've definitely participated in my fair share of reading dirty text.
hah.

[stayforawhile]

No text/phone sex. But i've definitely participated in my fair share of reading dirty text.
hah.
Hahah me too.

[AlexOnFire11]

Hahah me too.

hahha!
it's like..you feel guilty for looking...buuuuut you can't NOT look.
they're always good.
hahha

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I don't feel guilty. I've had some really dirty ones.

[stayforawhile]

hahha!
it's like..you feel guilty for looking...buuuuut you can't NOT look.
they're always good.
hahha
HAahahahah exactly !!! As much as I feel guilty about it, I deff. don't mind it.

[stayforawhile]

I don't feel guilty. I've had some really dirty ones.
Shut up ya cyte/gringa.

[anamericangod]

I don't feel guilty. I've had some really dirty ones.

Oh yeah? Like wut?

[amysaurus]

I've received some dirty texts but I don't respond because that is fucking weird. Never had phone sex but that is more acceptable than texting.

[sunuv]

Oh yeah? Like wut?

"I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

[TK]

Not unless the girl initiates it

[anamericangod]

I've received some dirty texts but I don't respond because that is fucking weird. Never had phone sex but that is more acceptable than texting.

How is it different from any other form of communication?

[AlexOnFire11]

HAahahahah exactly !!! As much as I feel guilty about it, I deff. don't mind it.

hahah no, me either.
they're always amusing!

[anamericangod]

"I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

I actually just took mine off.

[sunuv]

I actually just took mine off.

Want to text?

[anamericangod]

Want to text?

Do not want.

[AlexOnFire11]

hahah!

[sunuv]

Do not want.

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h136/sunuv/1208583129972.jpg
:-(

[stayforawhile]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h136/sunuv/1208583129972.jpg
:-(
That's sickening.

[sunuv]

That's sickening.

It's what anamericangod did to my heart :(

[anamericangod]

That totally killed my boner.

[AlexOnFire11]

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h136/sunuv/1208583129972.jpg
:-(

graphic.
hah.

[sunuv]

That totally killed my boner.

Really? It had the opposite effect on me :/

[LansingGaddis]

That totally killed my boner.

Quick question. Who is this chick that replaced max?

[amysaurus]

How is it different from any other form of communication?

Because texting is like chatting online. You can't see the person's face, or hear their voice. Why would you want to talk dirty to someone when you can't see or hear them?

[sunuv]

Because texting is like chatting online. You can't see the person's face, or hear their voice. Why would you want to talk dirty to someone when you can't see or hear them?

Because you are desperate for human affection, even if it is via text?

[pilot_light_out]

I need pussy for my penis!

-real txt

[anamericangod]

Quick question. Who is this chick that replaced max?

Mindy from Lydia.

[amysaurus]

Because you are desperate for human affection, even if it is via text?

So why don't you just call them?

[fulltiltxb00gie]

it's the fall cheerleader initiation at my school. the underclassmen have to have phone sex with a senior guy.

[sunuv]

So why don't you just call them?

It's easier to hide your flaws behind text, duh.

[thesafeword]

it's the fall cheerleader initiation at my school. the underclassmen have to have phone sex with a senior guy.
That's probably an awkard and amusing phone conversation.

[HelpMeSleep]

umm i'm not gonna lie my ex and i used to have massive amounts of text sex when he was at school 8 hours away.

[ThemChains]

umm i'm not gonna lie my ex and i used to have massive amounts of text sex when he was at school 8 hours away.


Text Sex: makes cyber seem like the real deal.

[HelpMeSleep]

it's the fall cheerleader initiation at my school. the underclassmen have to have phone sex with a senior guy.
haha we totally never had anything like that. my sophomore year our big sisters all just kidnapped and blindfolded us one day and we had to do cheers blindfolded all over town and at the movie theater and they took us to in n out and i remember they took us to safeway and gave us some awkward shopping list and after we checked out we all had to kiss this one bag boy. and then we all slept over at this one senior girl's house and all these senior football players came over. it was actually pretty fun.

[HelpMeSleep]

So why don't you just call them?
with my boyfriend, i didn't because i naturally talk really loud, and my room is right up against my parents' room so i just figured that would be all bad.

[Renee]

don't lie renee
You sending n00dz doesn't count.

[ThemChains]

haha we totally never had anything like that. my sophomore year our big sisters all just kidnapped and blindfolded us one day and we had to do cheers blindfolded all over town and at the movie theater and they took us to in n out and i remember they took us to safeway and gave us some awkward shopping list and after we checked out we all had to kiss this one bag boy. and then we all slept over at this one senior girl's house and all these senior football players came over. it was actually pretty fun.

That doesn't sound like a slut fest in the least.

[kwsqd]

You sending n00dz doesn't count.
So you liked them?

[Renee]

So you liked them?
I'm saying it doesn't count as text sex.

[kwsqd]

I'm saying it doesn't count as text sex.
So you didn't like them? :-(

[Renee]

Lol

[HelpMeSleep]

Text Sex: makes cyber seem like the real deal.
i just remember the weekend my friends and i road tripped down to bamboozle left, it was before i got together with this guy, and this particular day he had told me he loved me and then that night he'd said something ridiculous like you're all i think about and i'd been like wtf. but then i couldn't fall asleep that night and i was really bored, so i was just like heyy i can't sleep, since you love me so much can you do this for me.... and then i started to actually like him back like a month later and then it became like a regular thing for awhile haha.

[HelpMeSleep]

That doesn't sound like a slut fest in the least.
actually it honestly wasn't. they didn't stay over. we were all just hanging out in front of her house chilling and talking to people and i remember someone duct taped the street and this car drove over it and flipped the fuck out. and this one really funny senior guy was in the back of a pickup and this dumb frosh girl came and tried to put ketchup on the truck (i have no idea why??) so the guy driving like speeds off and the dude falls out of the back of the truck and it was seriously classic. and then he ended up being my lab partner in my geography class this semester and i kept wanting to bring that night up but i didn't.

[ThemChains]

actually it honestly wasn't. they didn't stay over. we were all just hanging out in front of her house chilling and talking to people and i remember someone duct taped the street and this car drove over it and flipped the fuck out. and this one really funny senior guy was in the back of a pickup and this dumb frosh girl came and tried to put ketchup on the truck (i have no idea why??) so the guy driving like speeds off and the dude falls out of the back of the truck and it was seriously classic. and then he ended up being my lab partner in my geography class this semester and i kept wanting to bring that night up but i didn't.

Cool story.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Shut up ya cyte/gringa. hahahahhahaha ASHLEY you cannot say those things on here! You reggin hahahha.

Oh yeah? Like wut? nothing that wasn't very enjoyable.

"I put on my robe and wizard's hat." and then he said "we'll dance under the moon and 'make' magic potions"

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Because texting is like chatting online. You can't see the person's face, or hear their voice. Why would you want to talk dirty to someone when you can't see or hear them?

because I know its more exciting to text and be surprised. After the testing propaganda you pay a little vist to their house, do what's necessary, and leave. Then the texts happen all over again!

[drewziph]

have.
when living long way from my ex.

[lovely864md]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=312687

[DaveZeroZero]

not a fake account i'm just bored.

I cant leave my house so i have nothing better to do,

sorry for making lame posts.

=)

Don't apologise, start making better posts.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

haha we totally never had anything like that. my sophomore year our big sisters all just kidnapped and blindfolded us one day and we had to do cheers blindfolded all over town and at the movie theater and they took us to in n out and i remember they took us to safeway and gave us some awkward shopping list and after we checked out we all had to kiss this one bag boy. and then we all slept over at this one senior girl's house and all these senior football players came over. it was actually pretty fun.
yeah i play field hockey and just do a slightly scandalous scavenger hunt around town but the cheerleaders do a slip n slide full of ketchup and mustard and other condiments in the underwear. it sounds horrible. they have to eat baby food too. i feel so bad for them.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah i play field hockey and just do a slightly scandalous scavenger hunt around town but the cheerleaders do a slip n slide full of ketchup and mustard and other condiments in the underwear. it sounds horrible. they have to eat baby food too. i feel so bad for them.
wow, that seriously sucks. i would hate that. especially doing that crap with the girls i used to cheer with haha.

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah i play field hockey and just do a slightly scandalous scavenger hunt around town but the cheerleaders do a slip n slide full of ketchup and mustard and other condiments in the underwear. it sounds horrible. they have to eat baby food too. i feel so bad for them.

Can you please take pictures of them changing?

[Getup and Dance]

yeah i play field hockey and just do a slightly scandalous scavenger hunt around town but the cheerleaders do a slip n slide full of ketchup and mustard and other condiments in the underwear. it sounds horrible. they have to eat baby food too. i feel so bad for them.

In football and wrestling you just got beat up when you were a freshman and sophmore. I had fun when I was a senior though.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

Can you please take pictures of them changing?
i am not a cheerleader, darling. i'm not there for it.

[DaveZeroZero]

i am not a cheerleader, darling. i'm not there for it.

Undercover reporting?

[stayforawhile]

http://www.absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=312687
We have better things to do than read texts about your friend's unrealistic dream.

[stayforawhile]

[quote=Fallinto_rhythm;13110621]hahahahhahaha ASHLEY you cannot say those things on here! You reggin hahahha.
quote]
Shut the fuck up I hope you contract syphlis after today.

[CatDiesel]

We have better things to do than read texts about your friend's unrealistic dream.

yea you tell her

[CatDiesel]

hahahahhahaha ASHLEY you cannot say those things on here! You reggin hahahha.
quote]
Shut the fuck up I hope you contract syphlis after today.

what's today??

[stayforawhile]

what's today??
She took a little trip to see a "friend".

[stayforawhile]

yea you tell her
Thanks for the support Tim.

[CatDiesel]

She took a little trip to see a "friend".

ew she disgusts me

[CatDiesel]

Thanks for the support Tim.

no prob ashley

[CatDiesel]

I only have sex with virgins

[lovely864md]

We have better things to do than read texts about your friend's unrealistic dream.

Hahahahahaha thanks!

[stayforawhile]

I only have sex with virgins
Well I guess we're not on your to-do list any longer.

[CatDiesel]

Well I guess she is not on your to-do list any longer.

Never was!!!!

heheheh

[LansingGaddis]

Well I guess she is not on your to-do list any longer.

This is really random but - I have the exact same tv remote as the one in the background of your profile picture. I doubt you care, but I just saw it and was like "HEY - that's my remote."

[stayforawhile]

This is really random but - I have the exact same tv remote as the one in the background of your profile picture. I doubt you care, but I just saw it and was like "HEY - that's my remote."
Hahahah quite a coincidence.

[LansingGaddis]

Hahahah quite a coincidence.

Yeah I thought so.

[sandra92]

I don't .
But a friend of mine does , and she sometimes shows me the messages -.-'

[sunuv]

I don't .
But a friend of mine does , and she sometimes shows me the messages -.-'

I don't think you have a friend. Enjoy your dirty text messages, you pervert.

[sandra92]

I don't think you have a friend. Enjoy your dirty text messages, you pervert.

I'm serious . I don't do that .. In fact I find that stupid ..

[sunuv]

I'm serious . I don't do that .. In fact I find that stupid ..

Do tell why it is stupid.

[sandra92]

Do tell why it is stupid.

Because there's no point "doing" it by message .. That's all about feeling , and sex is with another person , not alone ..

[sunuv]

Because there's no point "doing" it by message .. That's all about feeling , and sex is with another person , not alone ..

Not when you use your hand.

[saysmydoctor]

idk my bff jill

[thesafeword]

hawt.

[sandra92]

Not when you use your hand.

lol .. yes ..
but that's masturbation

[sunuv]

lol .. yes ..
but that's masturbation

I prefer to say "sex with oneself"... it doesn't sound as pathetic.

[sandra92]

I prefer to say "sex with oneself"... it doesn't sound as pathetic.

Hum .. Maybe you're right ..

[Renee]

Because there's no point "doing" it by message .. That's all about feeling , and sex is with another person , not alone ..
That's why it's called "text sex" or "phone sex". I'm pretty sure we all know it's not actual sex..

[thesafeword]

Cum .. Maybe you're right ..
Correected, lulz.

[thesafeword]

That's why it's called "test sex" or "phone sex". I'm pretty sure we all know it's not actualy sex..
You must be a good cheater if you can get away with sex during a test.

[sunuv]

Hum .. Maybe you're right ..

Want to have sex?

[sandra92]

Want to have sex?

Ahah . No , not really

[thesafeword]

Shut down.

[sunuv]

Ahah . No , not really

My hand never says no :(

[Renee]

You must be a good cheater if you can get away with sex during a test.
Only the best.

[sandra92]

My hand never says no :(

lol . that's good for you ..

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Shut the fuck up I hope you contract syphlis after today. I already contracted it. Along with many other things. Want a bite of the loveeee? It's nice of friends to share things, and since were the bessst of, why not std's? Go from our classy sandals to STD's ummmmmm!! you still need to tell McLean you have herpes and say what I told you to hahahahaha. Shock of his damn life

what's today?? mind your own business, Tim!

She took a little trip to see a "friend". ahahaahs a little friend you're going to take a vist to see with me next time!!!!

ew she disgusts me fuck yaself because nobody else will :)

Well I guess we're not on your to-do list any longer.
hahahahahahaha
Never was!!!!
heheheh
yeahh, okayyy!

[hellogorgeous]

yes

[HelpMeSleep]

Because there's no point "doing" it by message .. That's all about feeling , and sex is with another person , not alone ..
well if you can't be with the person you want to be doing it with, that's what text/phone sex and cybering are for obviously.

[chris.vee09]

no, but my friend does. she likes it, but i think its kind of awkward.

[sunuv]

well if you can't be with the person you want to be doing it with, that's what text/phone sex and cybering are for obviously.

It's kind of a gateway thing I guess, if you don't have the balls to go straight to sex, you can try out the cybering first to see if they are interested.

[HelpMeSleep]

It's kind of a gateway thing I guess, if you don't have the balls to go straight to sex, you can try out the cybering first to see if they are interested.
yeah, when my ex and i got together, he was 8 hours away and we'd have a lot of text sex and send pics and stuff on our phones. and then we'd cyber a lot, and then he came home and we got to do the real thing haha.

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah, when my ex and i got together, he was 8 hours away and we'd have a lot of text sex and send pics and stuff on our phones. and then we'd cyber a lot, and then he came home and we got to do the real thing haha.

Can you send us pics?

[sunuv]

Can you send us pics?

Yes, please do.

[HelpMeSleep]

Yeah, they can just go straight in the post your ex's nudes thread.

[DaveZeroZero]

Yeah, they can just go straight in the post your ex's nudes thread.

O swt.

[dodge_3001]

when i'm drinking, my phone should be taken away from me

[DaveZeroZero]

Why, what'd you do?

[HelpMeSleep]

when i'm drinking, my phone should be taken away from me
same here. my friends used to take it away from me, and then i got good so they stopped. now they have to take it away from me again.

[dodge_3001]

same here. my friends used to take it away from me, and then i got good so they stopped. now they have to take it away from me again.
haha, happens to the best of us.
at the time, the texts sound like a good idea to send, then i wake up in the morning and read what i sent. and it's like "did i really say that"? ahaha

[dodge_3001]

Why, what'd you do?
get myself in trouble. txting ex girlfriends, ya know the usuall.

[saysmydoctor]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/bush-idk-my-bff-jill.png

[DaveZeroZero]

get myself in trouble. txting ex girlfriends, ya know the usuall.

Haha, rad.

[HelpMeSleep]

haha, happens to the best of us.
at the time, the texts sound like a good idea to send, then i wake up in the morning and read what i sent. and it's like "did i really say that"? ahaha
haha exactly! i think it's a good thing to say at the time and then next morning i read through my sent messages and am just like holy shit no way.

[dodge_3001]

haha exactly! i think it's a good thing to say at the time and then next morning i read through my sent messages and am just like holy shit no way.
lol, yep. story of my life. ya know, if i quit drinking i wouldn't have that problem. it's all in good fun though.:biggrin:

[HelpMeSleep]

lol, yep. story of my life. ya know, if i quit drinking i wouldn't have that problem. it's all in good fun though.:biggrin:
yup that it is. and atleast the next day you always have being drunk as an excuse for anything you might have said haha.

[Renee]

yup that it is. and atleast the next day you always have being drunk as an excuse for anything you might have said haha.
You still know what you're saying though. Alcohol doesn't make you say those things, it just makes those things easier to be said.

[dodge_3001]

yup that it is. and atleast the next day you always have being drunk as an excuse for anything you might have said haha.

You still know what you're saying though. Alcohol doesn't make you say those things, it just makes those things easier to be said.

yes
and yes. funny how that works huh.

[xXaLLiOo]

wow the dirtiest text ive ever gotten is "i'm so horny"

[HelpMeSleep]

oh no, i have like the detailed here's what i'm going to do to you/here's what we would be doing if you were here right now text messages haha. i'd save them too and reread them and get like super horny.

[Miss Heartcore]

Careful who you phone sex, kids.
:flirt:

[4N6 science]

i have text sex all the time..

[DaveZeroZero]

Do you have text anal all the time too?

[4N6 science]

Do you have text anal all the time too?

yeah more than I do sex..

text sex/anal is better than the real thing, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah more than I do sex..

text sex/anal is better than the real thing, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Because they can't use their teeth when they give you text dome!

[4N6 science]

Because they can't use their teeth when they give you text dome!


i prefer snakebites..

[Miss Heartcore]

i prefer snakebites..
mmmm snakebites.

[DaveZeroZero]

i prefer snakebites..

acanadiangod said that he used to be lil_slut before he changed his name. I checked, he wasn't.

So much disappointment.

[Miss Heartcore]

acanadiangod said that he used to be lil_slut before he changed his name. I checked, he wasn't.

So much disappointment.
I put him on ignore...he annoys me.

[DaveZeroZero]

I put him on ignore...he annoys me.

he doesn't really post enough for me to notice him. I'm yet to put anyone on ignore =]

[Miss Heartcore]

he doesn't really post enough for me to notice him. I'm yet to put anyone on ignore =]
I think I have 5 people on ignore. One has an obscene avatar, one was spamming in the work thread, on is acanadiangod, one PM'd me something creepy and the other is a huge bitch that complains about everything so she's blocked.

[DaveZeroZero]

I think I have 5 people on ignore. One has an obscene avatar, one was spamming in the work thread, on is acanadiangod, one PM'd me something creepy and the other is a huge bitch that complains about everything so she's blocked.

Haha, is the one with the obscene avatar the_kok?

[Miss Heartcore]

Haha, is the one with the obscene avatar the_kok?
No because I can see his posts...he does have gross avatars though.

[DaveZeroZero]

No because I can see his posts...he does have gross avatars though.

He does. Who's the other one then?

[4N6 science]

mmmm snakebites.

are you going to get snake bites?

[DaveZeroZero]

are you going to get snake bites?

only if they're on your dick.

[4N6 science]

only if they're on your dick.

that's where I was going with that.. of course..

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah, I noticed ^_^

[4N6 science]

yeah, I noticed ^_^

too bad alyx has a b/f.. :-(

[DaveZeroZero]

too bad alyx has a b/f.. :-(

ask her if you can double-team her.

[4N6 science]

ask her if you can double-team her.

i think that's incredibly rude.. she's cool I won't be an ass to her..

but mostly anyone else I'd ask..

[DaveZeroZero]

i think that's incredibly rude.. she's cool I won't be an ass to her..

but mostly anyone else I'd ask..

haha =]

so are you also two girls short of a threesome?

[4N6 science]

haha =]

so are you also two girls short of a threesome?

exactly...find me two girls! well i can think of a few who you got?

[Miss Heartcore]

are you going to get snake bites?
No but occasionally I find them attractive on dudes.
:whistle:

only if they're on your dick.
that's where I was going with that.. of course..
:-D LOL wut

[DaveZeroZero]

exactly...find me two girls! well i can think of a few who you got?

um, well, I have nobody =[

[Miss Heartcore]

ask her if you can double-team her.
:nono:

i think that's incredibly rude.. she's cool I won't be an ass to her..

but mostly anyone else I'd ask..
Annnnd that's why you're awesome.

[4N6 science]

No but occasionally I find them attractive on dudes.
:whistle:

:-D LOL wut

soo if i got snakebites you'd dump your boyfriend move to VA and go out with me?

disregard me and davids comments..

um, well, I have nobody =[

oh well find somebody..I'll ask nikki..

[hellogorgeous]

you two are my favorite and this conversation is ridiculous

[DaveZeroZero]

you two are my favorite and this conversation is ridiculous

Haha, then I have succeeded in all of my aims.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I no longer have anything to live for :-)

[4N6 science]

you two are my favorite and this conversation is ridiculous

it is ridiculous..

so do you want to have a 3 some.. I'm two girls short of one, if i get you on board then I'm just 1 girls short..

[Miss Heartcore]

soo if i got snakebites you'd dump your boyfriend move to VA and go out with me?

disregard me and davids comments..
Lullllz.

I would consider it...actually one side piercing is better than two.

[4N6 science]

Lullllz.

I would consider it...actually one side piercing is better than two.


I think I can make that happen..
in your consideration would you also remember I'm half ukrainian?

[Miss Heartcore]

I think I can make that happen..
in your consideration would you also remember I'm half ukrainian?
:redlove:

[4N6 science]

:redlove:

thats what I like to see.. :-D

[DaveZeroZero]

Why does nobody ever feel love for me? :sadangel:

[4N6 science]

Why does nobody ever feel love for me? :sadangel:

its ok dave..there's plenty of people on here that love you..

[DaveZeroZero]

its ok dave..there's plenty of people on here that love you..

Oh, well, that's cool then; this has become my new reality anyway :-)

[4N6 science]

Oh, well, that's cool then; this has become my new reality anyway :-)


yeah.. this thread has settled down it was a little ridic before..


back to anal texting..

who would you want to anal text the most on AP?

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah.. this thread has settled down it was a little ridic before..


back to anal texting..

who would you want to anal text the most on AP?

Probably wyverna haha

what about you?

[Miss Heartcore]

back to anal texting..

who would you want to anal text the most on AP?
Two guys from here already send me stuff :whistle:

[4N6 science]

Probably wyverna haha

what about you?

whose that?

I got a list of a couple of girls
Jen, Nikki, Chelsea, Ashley, Mary

[Adrian Villagomez]

I refer to it as 'textsext.' Thread title edited accordingly.

[4N6 science]

I refer to it as 'textsext.' Thread title edited accordingly.

thanks for the title change.

[Burning Star IV]

I wish. That shit gets me off.

[Miss Heartcore]

It doesn't take much to get you off

[Burning Star IV]

Not at all.

[4N6 science]

Two guys from here already send me stuff :whistle:

can I be a 3rd??

[DaveZeroZero]

whose that?

I got a list of a couple of girls
Jen, Nikki, Chelsea, Ashley, Mary

it's her username

now link me to yours! haha

[4N6 science]

it's her username

now link me to yours! haha

link you to what?

[remedyeli]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/aids.jpg

weird thing is, I actually wear hearing aids ever since I was a kid haha.

PS: I know this is the internet, and someone is prob. gonna make fun of me for something I can't control, I'm expecting it and just to let you know ahead of time I really don't care, all it is going to do is make you look like a douche.


but phone sex and rp sex (text) is so fuckin lame, I never done that.
making plans to have actual sex over phone/text is different though.

[TK]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/aids.jpg

weird thing is, I actually wear hearing aids ever since I was a kid haha.

PS: I know this is the internet, and someone is prob. gonna make fun of me for something I can't control, I'm expecting it and just to let you know ahead of time I really don't care, all it is going to do is make you look like a douche.


but phone sex and rp sex (text) is so fuckin lame, I never done that.
making plans to have actual sex over phone/text is different though.


haha, that was great(Cyanide and Happiness)

[DaveZeroZero]

link you to what?

the girls you were talking about haha.

[4N6 science]

the girls you were talking about haha.

uhh check out my friends..

its hellogorgeous, fallintorhythm, stayforawhile, those are a few.

[June_Bug]

Not anymore, no. Now that I think of it, it's really strange.

[KISS MY SASS..]

its fun!! :)

[4N6 science]

its fun!! :)

do you want to text sex? and cyper?

[KISS MY SASS..]

do you want to text sex? and cyper?

psh OF COURSE!!

[4N6 science]

psh OF COURSE!!

sweet send me a PM

[KISS MY SASS..]

sweet send me a PM
haha um ight

[LansingGaddis]

hahahaha

[Fallinto_rhythm]

whose that?

I got a list of a couple of girls
Jen, Nikki, Chelsea, Ashley, Mary

and were all well aware of who the most beautiful one is!

[LansingGaddis]

and were all well aware of who the most beautiful one is!

I think we will actually need n00dz of all contestants to really determine a winner. That's the only fair way...

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I think we will actually need n00dz of all contestants to really determine a winner. That's the only fair way...

oh no, I don't think so

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I think we will actually need n00dz of all contestants to really determine a winner. That's the only fair way...

I don't think so

[LansingGaddis]

oh no, I don't think so

JK

I don't think so

JK

[Fallinto_rhythm]

JK



JK

Lying is not a nice trait to portray

[LansingGaddis]

Lying is not a nice trait to portray

What makes you think I'm lying?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

What makes you think I'm lying?

what makes me think you're not

[LansingGaddis]

what makesne think you're not

Damn... I have no rebuttal.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Damn... I have no rebuttal.

:-D

[LansingGaddis]

:-D

You are evil. I'll win the next one.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

You are evil. I'll win the next one.


Noooope, ya won't!

[LansingGaddis]

Noooope, ya won't!

No, I will. I don't know when or where it will be, but we will meet again and I will win.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

No, I will. I don't know when or where it will be, but we will meet again and I will win.

You've been hit by, youve been struck by a smooooth criminal

[4N6 science]

and were all well aware of who the most beautiful one is!

yeah of course.. ;-)

oh no, I don't think so

Can't you at least send me some n00dz??

[Fallinto_rhythm]

yeah of course.. ;-)



Can't you at least send me some n00dz??

noooope, I don't do that anymore

[4N6 science]

noooope, I don't do that anymore

ugh I always talk to the girls who don't do THAT anymore.... oh well..

[Fallinto_rhythm]

ugh I always talk to the girls who don't do THAT anymore.... oh well..

I can barely find time to breathe let alone take a picture of
my cooch. talk to some bored girls... They must have some time

[4N6 science]

I can barely find time to breathe let alone take a picture of
my cooch. talk to some bored girls... They must have some time

hahaha.. why can't you breathe?? working to much? I thought you were always chill and laid back?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

hahaha.. why can't you breathe?? working to much? I thought you were always chill and laid back?

I have to write 120 short stories before august 22nd, so I'm kinda stressed.

[4N6 science]

I have to write 120 short stories before august 22nd, so I'm kinda stressed.

what for?

can I be a character in one?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

what for?

can I be a character in one?

I'm a journalism major.


Yes, you can!

[4N6 science]

I'm a journalism major.


Yes, you can!

well I would surely like to read that story if I'm a character in it.. :-)

[Fallinto_rhythm]

well I would surely like to read that story if I'm a character in it.. :-)

I have a good story plot for this one.

[4N6 science]

I have a good story plot for this one.

well send me a doc. when you're done with it..

[hellogorgeous]

Haha, then I have succeeded in all of my aims.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I no longer have anything to live for :-)


wompwomp!

[hellogorgeous]

whose that?

I got a list of a couple of girls
Jen, Nikki, Chelsea, Ashley, Mary


woah what !

[Fallinto_rhythm]

well send me a doc. when you're done with it..

jon! Stop putting "..." after you're repliessss! It makes me think you want to continue the thought process and you have something else to say!