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From: Skulls
07/10/08, 05:50 PM
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"Allrighty-then. After his African adventure in “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls,” Ace returned to Florida, married girlfriend Melissa (Ann Cusack) and became the doting father of a baby boy. Never one to sit still, Ace’s curious nature took him on another remote case. The goofball gumshoe was never to be seen or heard from again.
Single mom Melissa couldn’t fully put the past behind her. Now a zookeeper, she and Ace Jr. have made a life carrying on without her husband. Much to Melissa’s chagrin, however, 12-year-old Ace Jr. has begun to follow in his father’s footsteps. He has recently become a pet detective for the 7th grade set, often trying to recover classmates’ missing pets, and always with big mishaps.[/color]
But when a master animal thief abducts a baby panda and his mom is wrongly arrested of the crime, Ace Jr. must jump into action. Now, with the help of pals Laura and tech wizard A-Plus, young Ace must bring the thief to justice and do his inane and lovable dad’s memory justice."

The endless raping of my childhood knows no bounds.

Bryant
07/10/08, 05:54 PM
Straight-to-DVD I'm assuming? Straight to garbage would be more like it.

open mind
07/10/08, 05:56 PM
it will most likely make money.

demondays524
07/10/08, 06:00 PM
Why!?
This sounds so terrible.

FstFtsVsFences
07/10/08, 06:07 PM
I love how Jim Carrey not being involved led to the genius plot idea to have his "curious nature" take him on a "remote case" that made him disappear.

SkyHeldUpByStar
07/10/08, 06:11 PM
Search function:

http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=307203&highlight=Ace+Ventura

and:

http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=252865&highlight=Ace+Ventura

and one more:

http://absolutepunk.net/showthread.php?t=163133&highlight=Ace+Ventura

a speedo model
07/10/08, 06:12 PM
God...

Ailite
07/10/08, 06:23 PM
Why. This is worse than Donnie Darko 2.

sputniksignals
07/10/08, 06:26 PM
This sounds so fucking stupid. Way to run a movie franchise into the grounds

Protested Hero
07/10/08, 07:53 PM
Fucking no.

tait
07/10/08, 08:18 PM
jim carrey is still alive?

lindZ629
07/10/08, 08:19 PM
It reminds me of Home Alone 3. We all know how that turned out...

nfggc10
07/10/08, 08:26 PM
Straight-to-DVD I'm assuming? Straight to garbage would be more like it.:appl:

nfggc10
07/10/08, 08:27 PM
It reminds me of Home Alone 3. We all know how that turned out......and Home Alone 4 which thankfully I never saw.

lindZ629
07/10/08, 08:33 PM
...and Home Alone 4 which thankfully I never saw.
Never saw that either, I gave up after 3. But I won't even be giving this one a shot.

Bryant
07/10/08, 08:39 PM
It reminds me of Home Alone 3. We all know how that turned out... It reminded me of Son of the Mask which I heard was horrible. It also was about Jim Carrey's character's son. Dumb and Dumberer, Evan Almighty: also crap. Hmmm...

I have a theory that anything that Jim Carrey leaves his mark will be tarnished if they try to replace him.

:appl::bow:

xerovision1
07/10/08, 08:49 PM
worst

Angylion Gefell
07/11/08, 02:23 PM
We all know the trilogy rule... 1st one is popular, 2nd one sucks but fans of the 1st like it, 3rd causes internal bleeding.

WakingTheMisery
07/11/08, 11:44 PM
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