Falling for a girl from a different state?

[tm decomposer]

Yeah, my friend was telling me how he's fallen for a girl from a different state (Maryland). I think it's funny but he wants to know what to do.

Keep in mind:

-He's my age.
-I live like 5 hours from Maryland
-He doesn't drive

[madelynn]

Thats stupid. He wont see her why even bother with a relationship.

[saysmydoctor]

Anal.

[sunuv]

Anal.

You can't from a different state. That's why long distance relationships always fail... the key to a good relationship is anal.

[AlexOnFire11]

Oh geez...

[sunuv]

Oh geez...

You know you like anal!

[AlexOnFire11]

You know you like anal!

hahha i didn't mean it about your post. i meant it about the whole thread in general!
:)

[sunuv]

hahha i didn't mean it about your post. i meant it about the whole thread in general!
:)

So that's a yes. All women love anal :D

[AlexOnFire11]

So that's a yes. All women love anal :D

hahahha!

[argg_xo]

so when you say "your friend" you really mean you, right?

[sunuv]

so when you say "your friend" you really mean you, right?

That's assumed.

[matt_bergeron]

story:

i had a "relationship" with a girl when i was 16ish ( thought i loved her blah blah blah) and she lived about 2 hours away. i had parents that would drive me there every weekend/vacations. then i found out I was just a transition guy. **needless to say i did her in the butt and dumped her.

key

** - she had sex with a guy at a party that she dumped me at, while i was passed out in the same room.

[argg_xo]

That's assumed.
aww, poor kid.

[sunuv]

story:**needless to say i did her in the butt and dumped her.

The only goal in life is to get anal. Thus you got what you came for, and succeeded. Well done.

[HelpMeSleep]

So that's a yes. All women love anal :D
not to be completely blasphemous here, but can i just say that i never intend to have anal ever.

[sunuv]

not to be completely blasphemous here, but can i just say that i never intend to have anal ever.

Why the hell not?

[tm decomposer]

so when you say "your friend" you really mean you, right?

Yep. Totally.

I'm actually making this whole thing up. I want to see responses.

[amysaurus]

How does he ever plan on seeing her if he can't drive? Can she drive/is she actually willing to drive that far frequently to see him? Otherwise, this relationship will fail.

[tm decomposer]

fail.

i love this forum. analz

[sunuv]

How does he ever plan on seeing her if he can't drive? Can she drive/is she actually willing to drive that far frequently to receive anal? Otherwise, this relationship will fail.

fix'd

[HelpMeSleep]

Why the hell not?
i don't know, it just doesn't sound remotely appealing. i don't want to ever do it. one thing i loved about my old boyfriend was that he never suggested that.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

fail.

i love this forum. analz
quoting you..


stalk her to whatever college she goes to.

[sunuv]

i don't know, it just doesn't sound remotely appealing. i don't want to ever do it. one thing i loved about my old boyfriend was that he never suggested that.

Do it. Seriously. All women love anal, some just don't know it yet.

[anamericangod]

He's 16. He'll be fine.

[sunuv]

He's 16. He'll be fine.

Apparently you don't understand the importance of anal sex.

[SauzaGold]

wow

[HelpMeSleep]

Do it. Seriously. All women love anal, some just don't know it yet.
ugh i just have no interest in anal. the thought of having a dick in my ass just doesn't turn me on. i can't do it.

[open mind]

ugh i just have no interest in anal. anything but that...

there are far wierder, stranger, and flat out grosser things that people get up to get off then anal, so be careful with the use of a word like anything on this forum.

[HelpMeSleep]

there are far wierder, stranger, and flat out grosser things that people get up to get off then anal, so be careful with the use of a word like anything on this forum.
good point. thanks! lol i'll amend that last statement then.

[superxero]

GAW-HUCK!

http://www.ryansgoblog.com/images/banjotoy.jpg

[4N6 science]

so when you say "your friend" you really mean you, right?

i know this girl from another state, i´ve totally fallen for her.. she´s from michigan

[tm decomposer]

He's 16. He'll be fine.

I can't do it. and your avatar is hot.

[tm decomposer]

i know this girl from another state, i´ve totally fallen for her.. she´s from michigan

n00bhb

[Smash Adams]

how did he even meet somebody from Maryland? I don't think I've ever met someone from there and I've met people from Wyoming and Tennessee

[tm decomposer]

how did he even meet somebody from Maryland? I don't think I've ever met someone from there and I've met people from Wyoming and Tennessee

Well he was in Maryland once he said. I forgot to say that. And he met her at a show and has talked to her for about like a year or so.

[sunuv]

how did he even meet somebody from Maryland? I don't think I've ever met someone from there and I've met people from Wyoming and Tennessee

I live in Tennessee :(

[Smash Adams]

Well he was in Maryland once he said. I forgot to say that. And he met her at a show and has talked to her for about like a year or so.
what a random meetup
I live in Tennessee :(
that wasn't meant as an insult, one of the girls I met from Tennessee was actually really cute, if only I could remember her name

[sunuv]

that wasn't meant as an insult, one of the girls I met from Tennessee was actually really cute, if only I could remember her name

It's cool, I don't really like it here anyways. I miss california :(

On a side note: was her name ANNA SMITH

[eHaMpToN]

this happened to me once. then i realized im not an idiot. but its hard if you really like someone

[Burning Star IV]

Bangbus.

[hellogorgeous]

i know this girl from another state, i´ve totally fallen for her.. she´s from michigan

WHAT YOU FUCKING CHEATING ON ME? you go on a cruise, and it's all over? just like that? WOW.

[thespearkid]

Dumb.

[DickfaceChillah]

not to be completely blasphemous here, but can i just say that i never intend to have anal ever.

That's why he looks elsewhere. For anal!


But in all honesty, that dude's relationship will fall apart unless she's older. Then it still will, but at least he'll get some. I had a 19 year old girlfriend from Virginia when I was 16, she used to drive up almost every weekend and we'd fuck like crazy. Then she dumped me, but said I could have one last weekend with her, which is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. We still fucked like crazy though. Only time I've ever did it for longer than like 10 seconds. So my advice, if she doesn't fuck like crazy, then fuck it.

[HelpMeSleep]

That's why he looks elsewhere. For anal!
haha i never told HIM that. he actually never asked for anal, never in the many long late nights of dirty texts while he was away at school or once he came home and we were actually together did he ever mention anal... and that was one thing i liked about him lol.

[DickfaceChillah]

haha i never told HIM that. he actually never asked for anal, never in the many long late nights of dirty texts while he was away at school or once he came home and we were actually together did he ever mention anal... and that was one thing i liked about him lol.

They never ask. They just do! But apparently he didn't.

[popdisaster00]

You can't from a different state. That's why long distance relationships always fail... the key to a good relationship is anal.
you can anal across the world if you really want to.

[SLoT]

drive him there. right before they kiss, punch him in the face and kiss her. that'll make it weird. next.

[tm decomposer]

^ I guess

[argg_xo]

i know this girl from another state, i´ve totally fallen for her.. she´s from michigan
awwwwwwwwwwww. that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me today!

[Miss Heartcore]

Mmm the rules of different zip states... or zip codes

[matt_bergeron]

That's why he looks elsewhere. For anal!


But in all honesty, that dude's relationship will fall apart unless she's older. Then it still will, but at least he'll get some. I had a 19 year old girlfriend from Virginia when I was 16, she used to drive up almost every weekend and we'd fuck like crazy. Then she dumped me, but said I could have one last weekend with her, which is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. We still fucked like crazy though. Only time I've ever did it for longer than like 10 seconds. So my advice, if she doesn't fuck like crazy, then fuck it.

never happened.

[DickfaceChillah]

never happened.

If it's any consolation she was chubby and looked like a boy.

[4N6 science]

WHAT YOU FUCKING CHEATING ON ME? you go on a cruise, and it's all over? just like that? WOW.

woah chill out... i´ll explain it when i get back home its not what it seems.. ill be home tonight..

[4N6 science]

Mmm the rules of different zip states... or zip codes

this made me lol... hey alyx, hows everything going?

[sunuv]

woah chill out... i´ll explain it when i get back home its not what it seems.. ill be home tonight..

SHE HE

[4N6 science]

SHE HE

what??

[sunuv]

what??

you fucking heard me.

[hellogorgeous]

woah chill out... i´ll explain it when i get back home its not what it seems.. ill be home tonight..


hahah I'm kidding!

[argg_xo]

woah chill out... i´ll explain it when i get back home its not what it seems.. ill be home tonight..

what's the supposed to mean, huh?! you tell me that you've fallen for me and now its nothing?!?! you disgust me you sick sonofabitch!!! jk

[4N6 science]

hahah I'm kidding!
i know...

what's the supposed to mean, huh?! you tell me that you've fallen for me and now its nothing?!?! you disgust me you sick sonofabitch!!! jk


wow I'm pissing everyone off.. for a second I was like wow...that's not nice

[bobby runs]

quoting you..


stalk her to whatever college she goes to.
our marriage still works

and we are 3 thousand miles away

[sunuv]

our marriage still works

and we are 3 thousand miles away

Restraining order?

[bobby runs]

Restraining order?
Why?

[sunuv]

Why?

You are 3000 miles away?

[bobby runs]

You are 3000 miles away?
actually 2800 miles

[sunuv]

actually 2800 miles

Stalker.

[bobby runs]

Stalker.
No. Like I said we are married.

[Miss Heartcore]

this made me lol... hey alyx, hows everything going?
Hiiii! :hug: where have you been?

I've been working my ass of and getting sunburned...siiigh

[4N6 science]

Hiiii! :hug: where have you been?

I've been working my ass of and getting sunburned...siiigh

hey alyx.. I've been on vacation I just got back tonight..

I got tanned and I'll be going back to work monday.. :-(

[Miss Heartcore]

hey alyx.. I've been on vacation I just got back tonight..

I got tanned and I'll be going back to work monday.. :-(
That's awesome! Where'd you go? I have to work tomorrow...arghhh :-(

[4N6 science]

That's awesome! Where'd you go? I have to work tomorrow...arghhh :-(

I went to the Mediterranean on a cruise..

ew work on a sunday... that's the worst.. i refuse to work on sundays..

[argg_xo]

i know...




wow I'm pissing everyone off.. for a second I was like wow...that's not nice

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!!!!! welcome back!

[Rock]

Yeah, my friend was telling me how he's fallen for a girl from a different state (Maryland). I think it's funny but he wants to know what to do.

Keep in mind:

-He's my age.
-I live like 5 hours from Maryland
-He doesn't drive
Given the circumstances, sounds like a "might as well forget about it."

[4N6 science]

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!!!!! welcome back!

hey good morning!!! thanks how are you doing?

[argg_xo]

hey good morning!!! thanks how are you doing?

i have to give my kitty to the humane society in like 15 minutes. *tear*

[4N6 science]

i have to give my kitty to the humane society in like 15 minutes. *tear*

why? I thought you just got it?

[argg_xo]

why? I thought you just got it?

i did! she's actually a stray cat that started living in my garage. she's really nice and affectionate but she doesn't get along with my other dog and cat. my dad said she'd never be able to come inside the house too.

[4N6 science]

i did! she's actually a stray cat that started living in my garage. she's really nice and affectionate but she doesn't get along with my other dog and cat. my dad said she'd never be able to come inside the house too.

ooo that's sad.. can you find another kitty?

[argg_xo]

ooo that's sad.. can you find another kitty?

i don't know. my dog and cat are both old and grouchy and probably won't tolerate any other animals. i'll be back in a little bit, i have to take kitty in and probably cry myself into a car accident.

[4N6 science]

i don't know. my dog and cat are both old and grouchy and probably won't tolerate any other animals. i'll be back in a little bit, i have to take kitty in and probably cry myself into a car accident.

ok, don't get into an accident!!! I'll ttyl

[argg_xo]

ok, don't get into an accident!!! I'll ttyl

i cried a little. and then i begged my mom to let me adopt an old, fat jack russell named jimmy. she said no. :(

[4N6 science]

i cried a little. and then i begged my mom to let me adopt an old, fat jack russell named jimmy. she said no. :(

awww... I like jack russell's they're fun... that sucks you didn't get a new pet.. :(. maybe soon. you can have me, I'm like a pet

[argg_xo]

awww... I like jack russell's they're fun... that sucks you didn't get a new pet.. :(. maybe soon. you can have me, I'm like a pet

as long as you're house trained............but how was vaca?!!? how's your awesome tan?

[4N6 science]

as long as you're house trained............but how was vaca?!!? how's your awesome tan?

I'm definitely house trained..I even go to the bathroom, lift the seat, flush, then put the seat back down.. it's pretty amazing..

vaca was fun, but really tiring.. I saw a lot of stuff in 12 days.. my tan is pretty good, didn't have that much time to lay out but got some nice color..

[argg_xo]

I'm definitely house trained..I even go to the bathroom, lift the seat, flush, then put the seat back down.. it's pretty amazing..

vaca was fun, but really tiring.. I saw a lot of stuff in 12 days.. my tan is pretty good, didn't have that much time to lay out but got some nice color..

i'm jealous of your tan and your vacation.

[4N6 science]

i'm jealous of your tan and your vacation.

well I'll be jealous when you go to cedar point.. and warped tour..

[argg_xo]

well I'll be jealous when you go to cedar point.. and warped tour..

cedar point might be pushed to the end of this month since i'm the only person with money to go. and warped is this friday!! i'm excited!!!

[4N6 science]

cedar point might be pushed to the end of this month since i'm the only person with money to go. and warped is this friday!! i'm excited!!!

still.. i'm super jealous of warped.. its coming near me this wed. But on thursday I'm going to NJ/NY so it's ok.. I'll be gone all of this weekend..

[argg_xo]

still.. i'm super jealous of warped.. its coming near me this wed. But on thursday I'm going to NJ/NY so it's ok.. I'll be gone all of this weekend..

so you come back for a week and then you leave me again? thanks a lot! jk. friday is warped and seeing the dark knight whenever we get back. and saturday is my cousin's grad party-its gonna be the best hillbilly family reunion ever!

[WakeUpBlondie]

You can't from a different state. That's why long distance relationships always fail... the key to a good relationship is anal.

Not unless you have a 500 mile long dick

[4N6 science]

so you come back for a week and then you leave me again? thanks a lot! jk. friday is warped and seeing the dark knight whenever we get back. and saturday is my cousin's grad party-its gonna be the best hillbilly family reunion ever!

yeah, I really want to see my friend and go to NYC.. so that's why I'm leaving again. I know you're heartbroken. I might see dark knight friday that looks so good, heath ledger plays the part too well. HILLBILLY FEST!!! i didn't think hillbillies lived in michigan. what's on the menu, roadkill stu?

[argg_xo]

yeah, I really want to see my friend and go to NYC.. so that's why I'm leaving again. I know you're heartbroken. I might see dark knight friday that looks so good, heath ledger plays the part too well. HILLBILLY FEST!!! i didn't think hillbillies lived in michigan. what's on the menu, roadkill stu?

oh you are mistaken my dear! my dad's side of the family is from kentucky and they have migrated from the south to ohio and michigan. some still live in good ol' kentucky-i don't know any of their names though. i'm sure someone will bring a bucket of KFC to the party.

[4N6 science]

oh you are mistaken my dear! my dad's side of the family is from kentucky and they have migrated from the south to ohio and michigan. some still live in good ol' kentucky-i don't know any of their names though. i'm sure someone will bring a bucket of KFC to the party.


Oh I see you be travelin' folk. Kentucky is close to VA.. I love KFC! we had a party at school using the don't be a menace theme and we had 40's and KFC.. it was great.

[argg_xo]

Oh I see you be travelin' folk. Kentucky is close to VA.. I love KFC! we had a party at school using the don't be a menace theme and we had 40's and KFC.. it was great.

someone always brings a bucket of a KFC to every party and no one knows who it is. i went to kentucky 2 years ago for the family reunion and there was KFC there. my cousin and i lol'd the entire time. maybe i should suggest the 'don't be a menace' theme to my aunt for the party......

[4N6 science]

someone always brings a bucket of a KFC to every party and no one knows who it is. i went to kentucky 2 years ago for the family reunion and there was KFC there. my cousin and i lol'd the entire time. maybe i should suggest the 'don't be a menace' theme to my aunt for the party......

I really think you should.. there's not better party than one with 40's and KFC.. it's the only way to go.

[argg_xo]

I really think you should.. there's not better party than one with 40's and KFC.. it's the only way to go.

i'm just going to tell my cousin her grad party is 'don't be a menace' themed and she what she says. i'm pretty sure there will be 40's there already. and if not, i'll go to the store and get some.

[4N6 science]

i'm just going to tell my cousin her grad party is 'don't be a menace' themed and she what she says. i'm pretty sure there will be 40's there already. and if not, i'll go to the store and get some.

I love it.. make sure you get Olde English..or steele reserves.. those are the best.. +10 points for liking 40's, I know of the best 40's game to play..

[argg_xo]

I love it.. make sure you get Olde English..or steele reserves.. those are the best.. +10 points for liking 40's, I know of the best 40's game to play..

all my friends laugh at me when i come to parties with 40's cuz they only drink smirnoffs and stuff. they are missing out on 40 ounces of goodness. but i'll ttyl cuz i'm going to an art fair with the family.

[4N6 science]

all my friends laugh at me when i come to parties with 40's cuz they only drink smirnoffs and stuff. they are missing out on 40 ounces of goodness. but i'll ttyl cuz i'm going to an art fair with the family.

I love those 40's..


later chelsea!

[fulltiltxb00gie]

our marriage still works

and we are 3 thousand miles away
we're more amazing than he is though. trust me.

[williek311]

Story of my life.

[Miss Heartcore]

Story of my life.
We'll work it out Will, it's okay....

[4N6 science]

We'll work it out Will, it's okay....

hey how are you doing?

[Miss Heartcore]

hey how are you doing?
heyy! At work transcribing stuff. What's up dude?

[4N6 science]

heyy! At work transcribing stuff. What's up dude?

i didn't know you were a scribe.. interesting..

Not too much is up with me just back at work.. doing that thing now..

How's life been?

[Miss Heartcore]

i didn't know you were a scribe.. interesting..

Not too much is up with me just back at work.. doing that thing now..

How's life been?
Oh yes, I have many secrets professions.

What are you up to at work?

Life has been hella busy with work...I worked 10 hours yesterday trying to load footage into our editing system.

[williek311]

We'll work it out Will, it's okay....
hahaha, Thats good to know, next time I'm in Jersey.

[4N6 science]

Oh yes, I have many secrets professions.

What are you up to at work?

Life has been hella busy with work...I worked 10 hours yesterday trying to load footage into our editing system.

i see. I lead many lives myself..some that I cannot disclose.

I'm just working on a database in excel.. same one I've been working on all summer..

yikes 10 hours.. and on a sunday thats no fun...

[aidan1029]

Why the hell not?
It doesn't feel good for a chick. Why would a girl let you do something if she isn't going to enjoy it too?

[Miss Heartcore]

hahaha, Thats good to know, next time I'm in Jersey.
hahah sweet. Nutley Diner for pancakes.

i see. I lead many lives myself..some that I cannot disclose.

I'm just working on a database in excel.. same one I've been working on all summer..

yikes 10 hours.. and on a sunday thats no fun...
:-| Oh I see...I work on excel stuff to organize our show.

And yea, awful but I was on AP a lot to calm my nerves from the edit suite not cooperating.

[williek311]

hahah sweet. Nutley Diner for pancakes.
Yeah something like that.

[4N6 science]

:-| Oh I see...I work on excel stuff to organize our show.

And yea, awful but I was on AP a lot to calm my nerves from the edit suite not cooperating.

yeah i hate excel..

AP is the best way to make things better when work isn't going so well..

[Miss Heartcore]

Yeah something like that.
Something indeed.

yeah i hate excel..

AP is the best way to make things better when work isn't going so well..
This is true.

[failingwithease]

Well he was in Maryland once he said. I forgot to say that. And he met her at a show and has talked to her for about like a year or so.

If he has spoken to her for a year, why is he just now wondering what to do? If he really likes her, he can just live it out and get his license. What's the big deal?

[Willy McFurgle]

I've had bad luck in the past fallin for girls from different states, its sucks. so do you.

[HelpMeSleep]

how did I just get quoted in a thread that hasn't been posted in for over a year?

[songydarko]

So that's a yes. All women love anal :D

FALSE.

[isawstars]

2008? come onnnnn

[chassmariee]

If he has spoken to her for a year, why is he just now wondering what to do? If he really likes her, he can just live it out and get his license. What's the big deal?
I like your avatar. Hah

[ArtForLovers]

Won't work.


wow just realized this is from 2008