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Cure4commoncold
07/11/08, 08:17 PM
This guy I know got head from a girl last night and she threw up on his dick and it ran down into his crack too. What the fuck if a girl can't stick it down her throat why try and end up puking on the guy. I'm sure as hell not looking to see the previous afternoons spaghettios on my lap.
Because there is no point in getting a blowjob if she's not deep throating.
Susan Sarandon
07/11/08, 08:22 PM
Hahaha.
DickfaceChillah
07/11/08, 08:44 PM
Hahaha.
I absolutely LOVED you in Bull Durham
argg_xo
07/11/08, 09:28 PM
wow, that sucks that you got your dick puked on.
wow, that sucks that you got your dick puked on.
Why am I the only one with this fetish?
argg_xo
07/11/08, 09:35 PM
Why am I the only one with this fetish?
because you are special?
because you are special?
Refer to marijuana thread :/
Why am I the only one with this fetish?
its so two years ago.
argg_xo
07/11/08, 09:39 PM
Refer to marijuana thread :/
didn't get your reference, i never post in there :shrug:
its so two years ago.
I'm behind in the times :(
I'm behind in the times :(
i'll catch you up beb ;o
Neo Cassady
07/11/08, 09:54 PM
hai2u
i'll catch you up beb ;o
I put on my robe and wizard's hat
DickfaceChillah
07/11/08, 09:59 PM
I wouldn't want no girl throwing up on my dick, and I never really got deep throated. Eh. Now I'm too afraid, thanks guys.
AlexOnFire11
07/11/08, 10:03 PM
hahaha one of my friends had the same thing happen to him!
fucking nasty.
I wouldn't want no girl throwing up on my dick, and I never really got deep throated. Eh. Now I'm too afraid, thanks guys.
NO! Don't do that. Deep throating is even fucking better than pussy, you must get it: just make sure the girl is a big enough whore that she has no gag reflex, and thus no risk :)
thesafeword
07/11/08, 10:07 PM
I put on my robe and wizard's hat
Ahahaha.
I wouldn't want no girl throwing up on my dick.
you technically juss said you do.
lulz double negatives
thesafeword
07/11/08, 10:12 PM
yarly
yarly
These oreos are fucking delicious.
4N6 science
07/11/08, 10:17 PM
fucking gross.... that girl has to much gag reflex i guess.... get rid of her..
fucking gross.... that girl has to much gag reflex i guess.... get rid of her..
Seriously, she should have a tolerance built up because she's a fucking bulimic.
thesafeword
07/11/08, 10:35 PM
Maybe she's anorexic.
fucking gross.... that girl has to much gag reflex i guess.... get rid of her..
I have too much gag reflex. I've thrown up while brushing my tongue.
thesafeword
07/11/08, 10:47 PM
Wow.
I have too much gag reflex. I've thrown up while brushing my tongue.
I can help you with that. Come by my office later.
Wow.
Those little wooden sticks at the doctor's to hold your tongue down, nope, no way.
But I love you :(
Lol, me?
:blush:
Lol, me?
:blush:
Yes I think it was you.
HelpMeSleep
07/11/08, 11:26 PM
haha that sucks so much. i have a kind of bad gag reflex but i can keep it down. when my ex and i were together he came over the same night i got food poisoning but i didn't know i had it yet and i gave him plenty of head without ever puking. although that was the first thing i did after he left... and then i didn't stop til like 7 am haha.
infamous_alias
07/11/08, 11:28 PM
I can see no one in this thread is familiar with the artist known as Max Hardcore.
Fallinto_rhythm
07/11/08, 11:34 PM
she must have a bad gag reflex.
I can see no one in this thread is familiar with the artist known as Max Hardcore.
Believe me my friend, I am well acquainted :)
thesafeword
07/11/08, 11:36 PM
she must have a bad gag reflex.
Do you?
Fallinto_rhythm
07/11/08, 11:39 PM
Do you?
well, I'll put it this way, I've never thrown up on a guys lap.
Giant Broccoli
07/11/08, 11:47 PM
his dick should've puked on her
DickfaceChillah
07/11/08, 11:49 PM
you technically juss said you do.
lulz double negatives
fuck your technicalities.
SauzaGold
07/12/08, 12:00 AM
poor guy, that chick needs to get her shit together.
thespearkid
07/12/08, 12:12 AM
I saw a video of that the other night except the chick was so high, it was practically rape so I'm kinda glad the fucker got puked on.
poor guy, that chick needs to get her shit together.
omg I KNOW
how hard it it for a hoe to practice with a toothbrush
Chris Fallon
07/12/08, 12:17 AM
Classy
thespearkid
07/12/08, 12:18 AM
omg I KNOW
how hard it it for a hoe to practice with a toothbrush
I need to meet cool chicks, like you.
SauzaGold
07/12/08, 12:20 AM
omg I KNOW
how hard it it for a hoe to practice with a toothbrush
exactly
DannySniper
07/12/08, 05:15 AM
That's hawt.
I saw a video of that the other night except the chick was so high, it was practically rape so I'm kinda glad the fucker got puked on.
Can I get a link please?
thespearkid
07/12/08, 11:42 AM
Can I get a link please?
I'm not sending porn to a minor in another state.
pilot_light_out
07/12/08, 12:55 PM
i hear this same story all the fucking time
CatDiesel
07/12/08, 02:01 PM
exactly
how often do you practice deep throating with a toothbrush?
SauzaGold
07/12/08, 02:05 PM
how often do you practice deep throating with a toothbrush?
i don't, its a natural talent.
CatDiesel
07/12/08, 03:17 PM
i don't, its a natural talent.
prove it
SauzaGold
07/12/08, 03:32 PM
prove it
maybe on a good day
thesafeword
07/12/08, 07:17 PM
I'm not sending porn to a minor in another state.
So, if he was in the same state it would be okay?
4N6 science
07/12/08, 07:28 PM
I have too much gag reflex. I've thrown up while brushing my tongue.
that's really weird... i guess you don't deep throat then???
that's pretty damn disgusting.
thespearkid
07/12/08, 08:04 PM
So, if he was in the same state it would be okay?
No, but I'd probably be less apprehensive about it.
IamTheINDUSTRY
07/12/08, 08:10 PM
the first 8 or so posts in this thread are the best ap.net has to offer. pure genius.
Cure4commoncold
07/12/08, 08:22 PM
It wasn't me that got puked on it really was someone I know. All I've gotten is good blow j's. Except for one time this stupid girl used her teeth really REALLY badly. Girls just need to know their limits and not try to shove a wang or anything else down there throat unless they can take it. Don't bear trap a guys dick either that shits painful. "DUDE YOU GUYS ITS DOWN IN MY CRACK!" that's what he screams when he told us it happened. I seriously thought I was going to kill myself I was laughing so hard. Poor guy.
the first 8 or so posts in this thread are the best ap.net has to offer. pure genius.
Thank you my good sir.
iAMhollyood315
07/13/08, 08:17 PM
I can see no one in this thread is familiar with the artist known as Max Hardcore.
are you familar with ghetto gaggers?? lol
I can see no one in this thread is familiar with the artist known as Max Hardcore.
i am !
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