This idea will end the homeless problem in America and entertain us at the same time!

[SonnyPunk]

After reading the arguments by Still Life in the "True story" thread...I have come up with an idea to end the homeless problem that has existed in this country for too long.
We create a brand new reality show entitled "Bum Factor". The producers take a bunch of homeless people off the streets in America and bring them to a distant island somewhere. The Bums will then compete in different obstacles and ultimately have to kill or be killed. The last surviving homeless man or woman will be rewarded with a studio apartment and a bar of soap. As well as a lifetime supply of Popeyes chicken.

Donald Trump...My show will own you!

[Thomas Sway]

better idea:

how about we just arm the bums and pay them to destroy anyone and everything affiliated to reality tv to begin with. it's horrible and is just one more downward step in the descent of this country.

[boysdontcry]

i don't get some people....

that sounded a lot like the movie "battle royale" though.

[Thomas Sway]

Ok...granted giving people guns and contracting them to kill and destroy civilians probably isn't a great way to improve things around here.

So rather...fuck all the morality behind it, and just do it because reality tv is annoying and pisses me off.

[SonnyPunk]

Oh cmon! You know damn well you'd watch a bunch of bums battling it out on an island! Imagine the dialogue. They're all CRAZY...its a surefire hit!

[Thomas Sway]

Yes but I already have Bum Fights. I'd rather seem reality tv end. lol.

[boysdontcry]

ok but seriously, have any of you guys even seen "battle royale"?
coolest movie ever.

haha that's not serious.

[Thomas Sway]

ok but seriously, have any of you guys even seen "battle royale"?
coolest movie ever.

haha that's not serious.


nope never seen it. lol.

However, on a completely unrelated topic - your avatar scares the shit out of me. lol. Was def. more into the fight club one. LOL.

[boysdontcry]

hahaha sweet i was hoping to scare some people. :wink3:

you have to see that movie. it's a japanese movie. it's about a class of about 40 high school freshman who are kidnapped and taken to a remote island where they are given weapons and forced to turn on each other and kill each other off until one person is left.

[Thomas Sway]

holy shit. I've actually seen a preview for that. haha! awesome.

[boysdontcry]

it's seriously awesome. it's not sold in america because of columbine and the movie's portrayal of student violence. you have to either order it for like $50 or DL it off of kazaa or something. :lol2:

[Thomas Sway]

Yeah student violence definitely isn't something thats going to be welcomed with open arms.

Except ya know..in Japan where they show crazy shit all the time. lol. And yet...dont..actually...kill each other.

Weird. I blame Mr. Rogers.

[boysdontcry]

i love weird overly violent japanese movies.
i hate real violence. creeps me out.

mr. rogers was a good man.

[Thomas Sway]

mr. rogers was a good man.


And by good...you mean...well dressed.

[boysdontcry]

mr. rogers was an obsessive-compulsive.

[FalloutGuy]

ok but seriously, have any of you guys even seen "battle royale"?
coolest movie ever.

One of my favorite all time movies. I always show it to people so they can see the "worst way to die for a guy" I think you know what I'm talking about...

[boysdontcry]

are you talking about kawada's boner?

[ohlookitspaul]

One of my favorite all time movies. I always show it to people so they can see the "worst way to die for a guy" I think you know what I'm talking about...

holy shit the one with the japanese teens? i remember that movie! it's so sweet...machine guns, poisoned food...bwahahaha.

EDIT----

i just read the rest of the thread and i realized that you guys have been talking about this movie for a while and obviously it's the one i'm thinking of...

[boysdontcry]

holy shit the one with the japanese teens? i remember that movie! it's so sweet...machine guns, poisoned food...bwahahaha.

uh, that's battle royale. you're thinking of the right movie. the right AWESOME movie.

[FalloutGuy]

are you talking about kawada's boner?
yeah dude I whether get shot then stabbed like a million times there...

[FalloutGuy]

Battle Royale 2 is out at this comic book store I go to...gonna buy it as soon as I get some money

[The Bled 13]

I hope the people that complain about "poor" people actually end up poor, so they will stop complaining.

[boysdontcry]

the english subtitled version? all i can find is the french-version.

[FalloutGuy]

yup english subbed

[boysdontcry]

fuck!! i want it.

haha america is so uptight about movies.
battle royale = columbine
battle royale 2 = 9/11

that's their reasoning.

[FalloutGuy]

I kinda don't blame them for BR2 though cuz if you watch the trailer...you can't tell me that doesn't look almost like 9/11 without the planes

[boysdontcry]

no i know that, but still, it's just a movie.

i DL's the french version and from what i gathered it was pretty good, not as good as 1, but still good.

[FalloutGuy]

how much of it did you watch?

[boysdontcry]

a little, a skipped around a lot because the underlying frenchness-factor was annoying as hell.

[FalloutGuy]

So what's up with the Saving Private Ryan scene?

[boysdontcry]

it's like their trying to rip off that movie with all the camera jerking and whatnot. it's alright. the students are sent to kill shuya's (BR1) terrorist group.

[The Bled 13]

What kind of movies are you guys talking about?

[boysdontcry]

japanese shock cinema, if you wanna get into technical terms.

[The Bled 13]

I see, I see.

They sound rather interesting.

[FalloutGuy]

you should check them out..

[boysdontcry]

seriously though, you have to download this movie battle royale. fucking awesome.

[boysdontcry]

i also like "ichi the killer" and "audition."

[FalloutGuy]

ichi was fucking insane on far they took it with the violence...just wow!

[boysdontcry]

yeah it is insane.

it really is amazing how we take and even enjoy violence in movies even though real-life violence disgusts us.

[The Bled 13]

I always see kids in my school with those shirts on, but I never understood what it was all about. Anyways, I'm not on my "fast" computer so I wouldn't be able to check them out.

[boysdontcry]

what shirts?

[The Bled 13]

Ichi The Killer, the dude with something in his lip, it's pretty crazy looking.

[The Bled 13]

I think... the movie Akira? Is that the name of it, with the biker gang? That is pretty crazy. I have seen it a few times but I can never remember what it is all about.

[boysdontcry]

oh ok, yeah it is crazy.

[The Bled 13]

What was Ichi The Killer all about?

[boysdontcry]

a brainwashed/hypnotized killer. it's the most viloent and disgusting movie i have ever seen. it's hard to believe how far they take it.

[The Bled 13]

Is it a cartoon?

[boysdontcry]

no. live-action all the way, but it's based on a cartoon.

[boysdontcry]

http://www.ichithekiller.net/goodies/desktop/ICHI_SCREEN2_V2.jpg

[The Bled 13]

I will check that out.

[FalloutGuy]

just hope you don't got a weak stomach bro...

[ruttless]

do they get a million dollars??~ :wink3:

[Love As Arson]

Socialism is the answer to ending homelessness. Well, it's half of the equation. The other half is a ruling class consisting of me and whatever minions I choose. We will rule the land and destroy anyone who challenges us. The good part is you will all equally be oppressed by me and my cohorts.

[The Bled 13]

Socialism is the answer to ending homelessness. Well, it's half of the equation. The other half is a ruling class consisting of me and whatever minions I choose. We will rule the land and destroy anyone who challenges us. The good part is you will all equally be oppressed by me and my cohorts.

Hmm.

[Love As Arson]

My plan is perfect. Play your cards right and you could be part of the ruling class I speak of.

[The Bled 13]

Well, I don't really believe in your idea of Socialism.

[Love As Arson]

The best kind of socialism involves sex, pillaging, and culling the weak.

[The Bled 13]

Haha, if you say so.

[boysdontcry]

dude fuck this shit. the care bears had it right. if america just followed their example, we'd all be a lot better off. you know, sliding down rainbows and shit.

[The Bled 13]

Haha, I want to slide down a god damn rainbow!

[boysdontcry]

no shit dude! it's america for christ's sake and it should be our mother fucking right to slide down any goddamn rainbow we want!

[The Bled 13]

Hahaha, yup.