The Offical Oral Thread

[bobby runs]

yes.


please no blumpkin talk. that shits just wrong

EDIT: can we have a mod fix the title

[sunuv]

What are we supposed to talk about if not blumpkinds?

[JJJ]

bomb ass dome.

[sunuv]

bomb ass dome.

Explain yourself.

[Renee]

Explain yourself.
Dome = head.

[bobby runs]

i have friends who think it would be "sick" to get abj froma girl while your dick is covered in peanut butter. i think its nasty as shit cause the girl will spend to much time eating the peanutbutter and not your dick

[sunuv]

i have friends who think it would be "sick" to get abj froma girl while your dick is covered in peanut butter. i think its nasty as shit cause the girl will spend to much time eating the peanutbutter and not your dick

That's also how you get a dog to lick your cock, so I guess your friends like them some bestiality.

[4N6 science]

I love me some dome...with a girl who has reflex

[bobby runs]

That's also how you get a dog to lick your cock, so I guess your friends like them some bestiality.
Guess so.

I wouldn't mind some chocolate syrup or anything but thats just nasty

[sunuv]

I love me some dome...with a girl who has reflex

:) I find it satisfying when a girl chokes on my dick, or does that sudden gasping thing as she pulls it out. A bonus if they get tears in their eyes.

[bailmeout13]

I love that three of the "Latest Forum Threads" are sex related: "The Offical Oral Thread" (I know it's spelled wrong but so is the thread title), "Anal." and "Cum Shots."

[4N6 science]

:) I find it satisfying when a girl chokes on my dick, or does that sudden gasping thing as she pulls it out. A bonus if they get tears in their eyes.

haha nice... I like when they swallow..

[thesafeword]

That's also how you get a dog to lick your cock, so I guess your friends like them some bestiality.
MwSiwhVaNi4
Near the end.

[Renee]

i have friends who think it would be "sick" to get abj froma girl while your dick is covered in peanut butter. i think its nasty as shit cause the girl will spend to much time eating the peanutbutter and not your dick

Damn peanut allergies always ruining the fun!

[JJJ]

haha nice... I like when they swallow..

seconded.

[bobby runs]

Damn peanut allergies always ruining the fun!
Do ou really have peanut allergies cause that sucks

[Renee]

Do ou really have peanut allergies cause that sucks
:nod:
I wouldn't make that shit up. Up until I was 15, I had no allergies and peanut butter was one of my favorite foods/candy. Too bad I wasn't a 15 year old slut.

[thesafeword]

Pun intended?

[sunuv]

haha nice... I like when they swallow..

It's not a blow job without it :/

MwSiwhVaNi4
Near the end.

haha, I love that skit. My favorite thing is how he like checks it out with his friends first :D

[thesafeword]

I meant to say it to bobby runs. He said that the allergy must suck.

[Renee]

I meant to say it to bobby runs. He said that the allergy must suck.
Yeah, I picked that up after.

[thesafeword]

Haha, okay.

[HelpMeSleep]

That's also how you get a dog to lick your cock, so I guess your friends like them some bestiality.
in middle school, everyone used to talk about this one science teacher who was kind of old like in her 50s probably and i don't know if she was divorced or widowed or what but i think she had been married, and apparently someone asked her how she serviced herself and she told a class that she puts peanut butter on her vag and her dog licks it off. i mean, i don't believe she actually said that but i just remember how everyone used to tell that story and thats the only thing i think of when my little brother and sister would talk about her class.

[MyNameIsRoss]

I was gettin' some......get gettin some...

[Renee]

I was gettin' some......get gettin some...
I. Hate. That. Song.

[thesafeword]

in middle school, everyone used to talk about this one science teacher who was kind of old like in her 50s probably and i don't know if she was divorced or widowed or what but i think she had been married, and apparently someone asked her how she serviced herself and she told a class that she puts peanut butter on her vag and her dog licks it off. i mean, i don't believe she actually said that but i just remember how everyone used to tell that story and thats the only thing i think of when my little brother and sister would talk about her class.
Good ol' middle school rumors, the janitor was also a serial killer.

[4N6 science]

Good ol' middle school rumors, the janitor was also a serial killer.

I made a movie about a janitor in our school that was a serial killer..

[sunuv]

Good ol' middle school rumors, the janitor was also a serial killer.

Our janitor really was. True story.

[MyNameIsRoss]

I. Hate. That. Song.

Yeah, it's a bad song.

[bobby runs]

:nod:
I wouldn't make that shit up. Up until I was 15, I had no allergies and peanut butter was one of my favorite foods/candy. Too bad I wasn't a 15 year old slut.
How did it come about???
I love that three of the "Latest Forum Threads" are sex related: "The Offical Oral Thread" (I know it's spelled wrong but so is the thread title), "Anal." and "Cum Shots."
I didn't even noticed. I should have checked the spelling. i never spell things right the first time around.

Pun intended?

I meant to say it to bobby runs. He said that the allergy must suck.
No. It just so happened to be that way

[Renee]

How did it come about???

I didn't even noticed. I should have checked the spelling. i never spell things right the first time around.




No. It just so happened to be that way
:shrug:
I ate a PB ice one night, and I couldn't breathe.

[bobby runs]

:shrug:
I ate a PB ice one night, and I couldn't breathe.
That blows (pun intended people)

[Renee]

That blows (pun intended people)

yeah. nice pun too

[thespearkid]

Domepiece is my favorite sexual slang.

[Kassie09]

I am confused as to what we're supposed to discuss in this thread, there's no REAL topic Bobby, dork.

[Renee]

I am confused as to what we're supposed to discuss in this thread, there's no REAL topic Bobby, dork.
This would be a great place to post about your book.

[Kassie09]

OMG RENEE.
You're right.

In the book, it semi talks about anal and how your man would like it if you 'surprised' his asshole while you were giving him head. WTF, what boy wants that unless he's gay.

I found that section the most lol worthy

[Renee]

OMG RENEE.
You're right.

In the book, it semi talks about anal and how your man would like it if you 'surprised' his asshole while you were giving him head. WTF, what boy wants that unless he's gay.

I found that section the most lol worthy
Ahahahah, I can't wait to read the responses from the guys on this site.

Road Trip anyone?

[sunuv]

Ahahahah, I can't wait to read the responses from the guys on this site.

Road Trip anyone?

Fuck yeah. Prostate stimulation FTW

[thesafeword]

Hey Kassie! Long time, no incest.

[amysaurus]

Bahahaha I have the best story about one my friends from high school. She was dating this guy and gave him head while he was playing Starcraft. We thus nicknamed the incident "Stardome"

We thought we were pretty clever.

[JJJ]

Road dome is pretty legit as well :-)

[DaveZeroZero]

That's also how you get a dog to lick your cock, so I guess your friends like them some bestiality.

It reminds me of something Mark Hoppus said on the Mark, Tom & Travis show. Good times, good times.

Bahahaha I have the best story about one my friends from high school. She was dating this guy and gave him head while he was playing Starcraft. We thus nicknamed the incident "Stardome"

We thought we were pretty clever.

Haha, I really need to get starcraft.

[sunuv]

Road dome is pretty legit as well :-)

Road dome while texting. hellz yeah ;)

[bobby runs]

Bahahaha I have the best story about one my friends from high school. She was dating this guy and gave him head while he was playing Starcraft. We thus nicknamed the incident "Stardome"

We thought we were pretty clever.
That is the greatest thing Ihave ever heard. She is a keeper. maybe some guitar hero head?????

[HelpMeSleep]

Road dome is pretty legit as well :-)
i always thought that would fuck up a guy's driving.

[The_kok]

this thread will never be as popular as the anal thread

I blame the gluteus maximus and its supreme strength

[DaveZeroZero]

Agreed. What the hell is your avatar?

[Renee]

Agreed. What the hell is your avatar?
It looks like a pair of legs, and then some weird shit in the middle.

[DaveZeroZero]

It looks like a pair of legs, and then some weird shit in the middle.

Yeah, it was the weird shit in the middle I was wondering about.

[saysmydoctor]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k145/shedigsme38/blumpkin.jpg

[DaveZeroZero]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k145/shedigsme38/blumpkin.jpg

It's funny because she'd have to breathe in through her nose. Think about it.

[4N6 science]

haha

[bobby runs]

grosss

[Renee]

:shrug: i don't get it.

[The_kok]

Yeah, it was the weird shit in the middle I was wondering about.

It's a recently (read: seconds ago) circumsized penis

[DaveZeroZero]

I don't get it either. As often as I'd like, anyway.

[DaveZeroZero]

It's a recently (read: seconds ago) circumsized penis

That's disgusting; why would you do that?

[The_kok]

i believe jews do it all the time, ask them

[Renee]

:puke:

[4N6 science]

ewwwwwww....

[amysaurus]

In all seriousness though, do any other girls here feel awkward when a guy goes down on you? Like... what are you supposed to do while he's down there? Lie there awkwardly?

[4N6 science]

In all seriousness though, do any other girls here feel awkward when a guy goes down on you? Like... what are you supposed to do while he's down there? Lie there awkwardly?

i lol'd at this.. I take it you don't like guys going down on you?

[The_kok]

In all seriousness though, do any other girls here feel awkward when a guy goes down on you? Like... what are you supposed to do while he's down there? Lie there awkwardly?

you could moan, like hounddawg

[JJJ]

i always thought that would fuck up a guy's driving.

it probably could, if a chick is ridiculously good. i can focus still for the most part lol

[HelpMeSleep]

In all seriousness though, do any other girls here feel awkward when a guy goes down on you? Like... what are you supposed to do while he's down there? Lie there awkwardly?
haha actually yeah i know what you mean.

it probably could, if a chick is ridiculously good. i can focus still for the most part lol
ohh okay haha, i've just always wondered that.

[JJJ]

In all seriousness though, do any other girls here feel awkward when a guy goes down on you? Like... what are you supposed to do while he's down there? Lie there awkwardly?

your suppose to lay back and enjoy it.And if your not then your getting it wrong.

and if you want something to do, then just blow him at the same time, 69 :-)

[The_kok]

haha actually yeah i know what you mean.


you're not one of those femdom types you steers and stuff?

[lovely864md]

In all seriousness though, do any other girls here feel awkward when a guy goes down on you? Like... what are you supposed to do while he's down there? Lie there awkwardly?

It's probably the most awkward thing in the world.

[DaveZeroZero]

It's probably the most awkward thing in the world.

As a pointer for the future, what do I do should I one day receive dome?

[lovely864md]

As a pointer for the future, what do I do should I one day receive dome?

Do not, under any circumstances, push down on her head.

[DaveZeroZero]

Do not, under any circumstances, push down on her head.

Well that's a given. Other than that, do I just sit back, relax and enjoy?

[lovely864md]

Well that's a given. Other than that, do I just sit back, relax and enjoy?

Sure. And warn her ahead of time.

[DaveZeroZero]

Sure. And warn her ahead of time.

Kay, thanks for the heads up.

EDIT: damn, why do I always have to have these puns and innuendos?

[HelpMeSleep]

you're not one of those femdom types you steers and stuff?
wait, what?

[The_kok]

wait, what?
"you" should be "that"

but you dont take his head and "steer" it to the naughty places?

[HelpMeSleep]

"you" should be "that"

but you dont take his head and "steer" it to the naughty places?
nope. honestly, i was a virgin until like a month ago. so i just sort of let him lead everything at this point.

[argg_xo]

your suppose to lay back and enjoy it.And if your not then your getting it wrong.

and if you want something to do, then just blow him at the same time, 69 :-)
oh you are so wise beyond your years!

[JJJ]

oh you are so wise beyond your years!

what can i say.
:-p
^ that suites well.

[pinkluv13]

i have friends who think it would be "sick" to get abj froma girl while your dick is covered in peanut butter. i think its nasty as shit cause the girl will spend to much time eating the peanutbutter and not your dick

i have a friend that had this done to him. his girl said his dick tasted weird and peanut butter would be an amazing thing to spread on it. he then went on to tell most of the school.

[Chris Fallon]

Still need a title fix or we all good here?

[hellogorgeous]

Still need a title fix or we all good here?


Official is spelled incorrectly

[thesafeword]

Once a title is made, it should be offical, so don't change it.

I know, fucking hilarious.

[bobby runs]

Still need a title fix or we all good here?
Fix it Please!!!!!

[amysaurus]

K I'm not going through and requoting everyone who quoted me soooo

I never said that I don't like guys going down on me, all I said was that it's way awkward when you're kind of just lying there while the guy is doing all the work.

But yes, I am glad that I am not the only one here who doesn't know what to do in that situation haha

[hellogorgeous]

K I'm not going through and requoting everyone who quoted me soooo

I never said that I don't like guys going down on me, all I said was that it's way awkward when you're kind of just lying there while the guy is doing all the work.

But yes, I am glad that I am not the only one here who doesn't know what to do in that situation haha


i agree.

[ThemChains]

Blowjobs while playing video games. So awesome.

[thesafeword]

Master this Chief, bitch!

[DaveZeroZero]

Master this Chief, bitch!

lawl

[thesafeword]

Good, somebody got it.

[mrzippo3]

Enjoy it while you can kids

[HelpMeSleep]

Enjoy it while you can kids
what do you mean enjoy it while you can

[williek311]

Blowjobs while playing video games. So awesome.
It's on my bucket list.

[DaveZeroZero]

what do you mean enjoy it while you can

he means that nobody gives it to you once you're married.

[4N6 science]

he means that nobody gives it to you once you're married.

this is actually true.. I hear wives don't like oral anymore..

[DaveZeroZero]

this is actually true.. I hear wives don't like oral anymore..

it's the truth, y'know.

[4N6 science]

it's the truth, y'know.
a very unfortunate one..

[DaveZeroZero]

a very unfortunate one..

Good thing I'm not married then.

But just because I'm not married doesn't mean that I DO get oral... or any kind of sex at all. I might as well be married.

[4N6 science]

Good thing I'm not married then.

But just because I'm not married doesn't mean that I DO get oral... or any kind of sex at all. I might as well be married.

yeah you should get a ring and just say you're married hence why you don't get sex and everyone would understand.

[kwsqd]

happy 5k dave

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah you should get a ring and just say you're married hence why you don't get sex and everyone would understand.

Then I might at least get some pity/sympathy affair sex and it would be good.

[4N6 science]

Then I might at least get some pity/sympathy affair sex and it would be good.

this is true.. I see you're just looking for anytype of sex..

[DaveZeroZero]

happy 5k dave

haha, thanks

about time too, bitch

this is true.. I see you're just looking for anytype of sex..

That is correct. Any pointers for achieving my goal?

[4N6 science]

haha, thanks

about time too, bitch



That is correct. Any pointers for achieving my goal?

yeah go to school and find a fat chick..

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah go to school and find a fat chick..

I'm at an all boys school =/

[4N6 science]

I'm at an all boys school =/

well then.. turn gay :shrug:

[DaveZeroZero]

well then.. turn gay :shrug:

naww, dudes don't have bewbz haha.

[4N6 science]

naww, dudes don't have bewbz haha.

some do..

you can go to a bar and find girls there, just get'em drunk and they'll have sex with you.

[DaveZeroZero]

some do..

you can go to a bar and find girls there, just get'em drunk and they'll have sex with you.

too young to get into a bar =[

[4N6 science]

too young to get into a bar =[

uhh.. wear a shirt that says.. will you have sex with me and put a picture of yourself.

[DaveZeroZero]

uhh.. wear a shirt that says.. will you have sex with me and put a picture of yourself.

I won't need a picture of myself on the shirt because I'll be above it =/

[4N6 science]

I won't need a picture of myself on the shirt because I'll be above it =/

it'd be funny though.
i've run out of ideas.

[DaveZeroZero]

it'd be funny though.
i've run out of ideas.

Gee, some good you are haha.

[4N6 science]

Gee, some good you are haha.

well I have more options.. since I'm 21.. grow up already.

[DaveZeroZero]

True. I can't wait for college. Except I'll be studying law and no girls will want anything to do with me. Win.

[4N6 science]

True. I can't wait for college. Except I'll be studying law and no girls will want anything to do with me. Win.

you've set yourself up to be a 40-year old virgin.. good work!

[DaveZeroZero]

Oh yeahhh.

[HelpMeSleep]

he means that nobody gives it to you once you're married.
oh, that's unfortunate. my goal is to have a marriage with lots of sex.

[4N6 science]

oh, that's unfortunate. my goal is to have a marriage with lots of sex.

having sex is different.. are you gonna be giving bj's all the time?

[HelpMeSleep]

having sex is different.. are you gonna be giving bj's all the time?
if he's returning the favor. i did with my boyfriend, i don't really know why i wouldn't for my husband.

[4N6 science]

if he's returning the favor. i did with my boyfriend, i don't really know why i wouldn't for my husband.

so you won't give something unless you expect to receive something.. (selfish). Everything changes when you're married I hope your future husband will be receiving them.

[HelpMeSleep]

so you won't give something unless you expect to receive something.. (selfish). Everything changes when you're married I hope your future husband will be receiving them.
nooo i'm not selfish. plenty of the times i've given head, i didn't get it in return. i'm pretty willing to please. i'm just saying, if i never get anything, i'll probably get sick of giving.

[4N6 science]

nooo i'm not selfish. plenty of the times i've given head, i didn't get it in return. i'm pretty willing to please. i'm just saying, if i never get anything, i'll probably get sick of giving.

I'm just messing with you.. I'm glad you're willing to please.. I quit giving a while ago.. I got tired of it..

[mattybobviously]

Don't like receiving, but I'll gladly give anytime.

[4N6 science]

what?

[Renee]

Don't like receiving, but I'll gladly give anytime.
oh hayyyy.

age 2 years.

[hockeyguitar99]

Don't like receiving, but I'll gladly give anytime.

Whats wrong with you?

[4N6 science]

Whats wrong with you?

exactly my thought..

[4N6 science]

oh hayyyy.

age 2 years.

ohh hey what's up renee.. would rather give or receive?

[HelpMeSleep]

I'm just messing with you.. I'm glad you're willing to please.. I quit giving a while ago.. I got tired of it..
haha if i were a guy, i wouldn't want to give. i remember when my ex and i were textsexting and he first mentioned that i was like holy shit, ridiculously horny. and then i was just like wait, you seriously WANT to do that? and he said he loved it and i was like wtf sweet haha.

[4N6 science]

haha if i were a guy, i wouldn't want to give. i remember when my ex and i were textsexting and he first mentioned that i was like holy shit, ridiculously horny. and then i was just like wait, you seriously WANT to do that? and he said he loved it and i was like wtf sweet haha.

yeah I used to be that guy.. I'd do it anytime.. now I've stopped doing it. If i had a g/f that'd be a different story..

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah I used to be that guy.. I'd do it anytime.. now I've stopped doing it. If i had a g/f that'd be a different story..
yeah, i understand that. my ex and i were still hooking up for a little after we broke up and i didn't do it then. i dunno, not really feeling it anymore after that.

[4N6 science]

yeah, i understand that. my ex and i were still hooking up for a little after we broke up and i didn't do it then. i dunno, not really feeling it anymore after that.

yeah it was the same story with my ex..

[Burning Star IV]

I worked at this old house in 8th grade that was a museum now. Built in the 1800's. I did it in their in a bathroom built a hundred years before I was born.

And...

It was the first time I s'd my own d. And pretty much the only time.

From another PL thread.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah it was the same story with my ex..
i guess thats how it goes...

[4N6 science]

i guess thats how it goes...

yeah she has a b/f now so we can't hookup..

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah she has a b/f now so we can't hookup..
yeah, that sucks. i walked into macy's yesterday and saw my ex working there when he told me several times he worked at some real estate office so now i'm pissed at him and we're not hooking up either, although we hadn't for the last week. i don't really know why the hell he would feel the need to lie about THAT, especially since he told me that when we were together. he's an idiot.

[4N6 science]

yeah, that sucks. i walked into macy's yesterday and saw my ex working there when he told me several times he worked at some real estate office so now i'm pissed at him and we're not hooking up either, although we hadn't for the last week. i don't really know why the hell he would feel the need to lie about THAT, especially since he told me that when we were together. he's an idiot.

yeah I think i read this in another thread you posted in. He sounds like a real winner. yeah I haven't hooked up with my ex in a long time..

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah I think i read this in another thread you posted in. He sounds like a real winner. yeah I haven't hooked up with my ex in a long time..
haha yeah, he definitely is. when did you break up?

i'm off to work! we're taking a bus for the field trip and i'm actually not sure what time we're leaving but i know i don't want to miss it haha.

[4N6 science]

haha yeah, he definitely is. when did you break up?

i'm off to work! we're taking a bus for the field trip and i'm actually not sure what time we're leaving but i know i don't want to miss it haha.

we broke up a LONG time ago but continued hooking up for a while..

have fun on your field trip talk to you later.

[DaveZeroZero]

oh, that's unfortunate. my goal is to have a marriage with lots of sex.

Then your marriage will last three years, maybe five, depending on how good you are.

we broke up a LONG time ago but continued hooking up for a while..

have fun on your field trip talk to you later.

does all this hooking mean that you're a hooker?

[4N6 science]

does all this hooking mean that you're a hooker? not exactly.. hooker's are usually women..found in the dark london alley's.

[DaveZeroZero]

not exactly.. hooker's are usually women..found in the dark london alley's.

*hookers, it's not possessive. Neither is "alleys."

To the dark london alleys and away!

[4N6 science]

*hookers, it's not possessive.

To the dark london alleys and away!

my hooker's is possessive..

[DickfaceChillah]

From another PL thread.


Haha, a legacy is born.

[HelpMeSleep]

we broke up a LONG time ago but continued hooking up for a while..

have fun on your field trip talk to you later.
ohh i see, well once you reach a certain point exes are lame anyway haha.

the field trip was pretty fun haha. i missed them getting on the first bus but i caught them at the 2nd bus stop where we usually wait for a half an hour lol.

Then your marriage will last three years, maybe five, depending on how good you are.
and why is that?

[thesafeword]

Becaused you married someone for the sex.

[DaveZeroZero]

Becaused you married someone for the sex.

this and it'll get boring/stale

[4N6 science]

ohh i see, well once you reach a certain point exes are lame anyway haha.

the field trip was pretty fun haha. i missed them getting on the first bus but i caught them at the 2nd bus stop where we usually wait for a half an hour lol.


and why is that?

haha thats good to hear..

but yeah exes are lame.. it was funny she called me yesterday to ask if I blocked her on AIM which I hadn't but she thought she did something to me.. it was pretty dumb..

[HelpMeSleep]

Becaused you married someone for the sex.
oh i'm not talking about marrying anyone for the sex. i'm just saying i still intend to have a good sex life once i'm married.

this and it'll get boring/stale
my goal is to avoid that.

haha thats good to hear..

but yeah exes are lame.. it was funny she called me yesterday to ask if I blocked her on AIM which I hadn't but she thought she did something to me.. it was pretty dumb..
lol my ex DID block me on AIM... when he dumped me, not anymore now. i deleted him off my buddylist the other day though. we talked for awhile tonight... lame, lame, lame.

[4N6 science]

lol my ex DID block me on AIM... when he dumped me, not anymore now. i deleted him off my buddylist the other day though. we talked for awhile tonight... lame, lame, lame.

yeah mine called me sorta drunk and started saying how she was half naked and waiting for friends to come over drunk...I find this uncessary information for me when she has a b/f but whatever floats her boat, I don't talk to her much if at all anymore.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah mine called me sorta drunk and started saying how she was half naked and waiting for friends to come over drunk...I find this uncessary information for me when she has a b/f but whatever floats her boat, I don't talk to her much if at all anymore.
Haha yeah that is a little awkward considering the boyfriend and all.
she wasn't the textsext, was she?

i think it might just be easier to just completely stop talking to exes. but at the same time, that's hard too.

[4N6 science]

Haha yeah that is a little awkward considering the boyfriend and all.
she wasn't the textsext, was she?

i think it might just be easier to just completely stop talking to exes. but at the same time, that's hard too.


yeah it was, I was like alright I don't need to hear that. I mean I know everything about the girl.. so it's not that big of a deal, I just dont think the bf would like that.

no I didn't have textsext with her.. it was with a friend from school that I hookup with

it would be better to not talk to exes, but I like to be civil..

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah it was, I was like alright I don't need to hear that. I mean I know everything about the girl.. so it's not that big of a deal, I just dont think the bf would like that.

no I didn't have textsext with her.. it was with a friend from school that I hookup with

it would be better to not talk to exes, but I like to be civil..
yeah, i doubt he would.

ohh okay, well that's good.

yeah, same here. i'd much rather be civil (or more than civil) than not talk although not talking is probably for the best.

[4N6 science]

yeah, i doubt he would.

ohh okay, well that's good.

yeah, same here. i'd much rather be civil (or more than civil) than not talk although not talking is probably for the best.

lol yeah..

yeah I've been pretty uncivil before ignoring a person for over a year and a half.. so now I make an effort to be nice..

[HelpMeSleep]

lol yeah..

yeah I've been pretty uncivil before ignoring a person for over a year and a half.. so now I make an effort to be nice..
Haha good. i've been on the ignored end and that sucks so i'm sure your exes appreciate you being civil.

[Burning Star IV]

My only advice: cup the balls.

[DaveZeroZero]

why?

[Renee]

why?
don't question, just do it.

[DaveZeroZero]

can't I at least have reasoning? After all, I've got time =/

[Renee]

can't I at least have reasoning? After all, I've got time =/
you'll know when she cups your balls.

[Burning Star IV]

you'll know when she cups your balls.
He's gotta find someone willing to do it first.

[DaveZeroZero]

you'll know when she cups your balls.
He's gotta find someone willing to do it first.

Let it be soon! Haha.

[Renee]

He's gotta find someone willing to do it first.
Well, hopefully he'll find someone that is experienced. It'd be too funny if he got a horrible first bj.

[DaveZeroZero]

Well, hopefully he'll find someone that is experienced. It'd be too funny if he got a horrible first bj.

Well, at least it'd stop me asking for it again.

I bet that we've just cursed me and that now I'll either a) never get a blowjob or b) she'll use her teeth. all of them.

[Renee]

Well, at least it'd stop me asking for it again.

I bet that we've just cursed me and that now I'll either a) never get a blowjob or b) she'll use her teeth. all of them.
:lol:
Sorry!

[DaveZeroZero]

:lol:
Sorry!

Haha, oh well - I've waited 17 years, it shouldn't be too bad =]

[Burning Star IV]

Well, at least it'd stop me asking for it again.

I bet that we've just cursed me and that now I'll either a) never get a blowjob or b) she'll use her teeth. all of them.
Good luck!

[DaveZeroZero]

Good luck!

I'll need it haha.

[4N6 science]

Haha good. i've been on the ignored end and that sucks so i'm sure your exes appreciate you being civil.

yeah I've been there too, it just causes to many awkward moments..