Weirdest thing you've said/done in your sleep.

[xBITCHxPLEASEx]

Strangest things done/said while sleeping.


I was sleeping at a friends house with a group, and I fell asleep first. I suddenly bolted up, and yelled, "WHAT TIME IS IT!?!?"
Friend:".....2:30."
Me:"...OK GOOD." *falls back down*

[HelpMeSleep]

i don't have any good stories from sleepovers and stuff, i'm too normal. i just used to wake up with my pants on the floor a lot of the time at home. and i've sent text messages that make no sense in my sleep.

[jusscali]

I have all kinds of fucked up night terrors/sleep walking issues so the list is extensive. I did however sing Sexy Back in my sleep and my roomies got it on tape haha

[heyozzie]

when i was a kid i used to love crash test dummies (the toys, not the band) and i used to sleepwalk all the time. when i was like 7 or so, apparently i woke up my mom cuz i was sleep-playing-with-my-toys. ramming the cars into walls and making car screeching noises.

a couple of years ago, i tried to unlock my back door and i woke up to my mom behind me in the kitchen asking what i was doing. not sure where i would have gone.

i've also woken myself up because i was sleep-laughing so loud.
yea, weird i know.

[saysmydoctor]

I woke, played air piano, and sang Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles."

[ReadyForAction]

Ordered lingerie from Victoria's Secret

don't ask me how I got the number
or how I knew what to order

[hellogorgeous]

Ordered lingerie from Victoria's Secret

don't ask me how I got the number
or how I knew what to order




haha what the hell!?!?


apparently i have sexsomnia, i'm not being slutty at all i'm being dead serious.

[HelpMeSleep]

Ordered lingerie from Victoria's Secret

don't ask me how I got the number
or how I knew what to order
haha that's awesome. that'd be pretty problematic for me since i already spend way too much there as it is.

[thesafeword]

One time when my family was camping I woke up in the middle of the night and told my brother that stickers and water don't mix. Another time, I rolled out of bed and hit my head on my nightstand and just lied on my floor asleep, crying, and bleeding pretty bad from my head until my mom walked in.

[xfantabulousx]

According to some of my friends, I have spoken in Spanish in my sleep.

[JJJ]

when i was younger i used to sleep walk all the time. My dad once saw me pissing in a cabinet and asked what i was doing and i said" I'm talking a piss in the bathroom, do you mind?!"

[HelpMeSleep]

my little sister used to have nightmares and sleepwalk all the time. she used to eat poptarts in her sleep and one time i heard the bathtub running in the middle of the night and she was in there asleep and i had to make her get out. one time my parents were in bed and she came in and yelled at them and was just like "dad, i'm waiting for you to turn the computer on for me!" and another time she went in there and started going through his sock drawer trying to get a glass of water.

[thesafeword]

I like Pop Tarts.

[HelpMeSleep]

i always liked the s'more ones. and i guess the strawberry ones were always good too.

[thesafeword]

S'mores are my favorite and sometimes Cookies & Creme or the Hot Fudge Sunday ones.

[luckyforsome]

A few years ago my mom walked into my room and found me jumping up and down on my bed with the ceiling fan on a few inches away from my head D:

[4N6 science]

I've been known to scream really loud in my sleep...

[iAMhollyood315]

according to my girlfriend, i start twitching in my sleep and kick and punch. once i had a dream about fighting and i went to punch the person in the dream and i actually sleep punched my gf in the face, not too hard thought, and i woke up and realized what happened and aplogized. she was all disoriented and yelling at me and i'm like i can't help it!

[coryatlarge]

i wake up in the morning with my blankets on the floor..... i never knew exactly how it happened but one night my brother was up and said i piled my blankets up on top of my bed and sat on them and when he asked wut i was doing i threatened to beat him up hahaha

[mynameisX]

I kick people, and I spoon anyone in the same bed as me. I can also hold (almost) sensible conversations in my sleep.

[Renee]

I just lay there in my sleep.
Once my mom woke me up, to tell me something, before she went to work. She told me that I told her I had parked my car around the block. Then I went back to sleep.
I also fell asleep on the toilet once.
:shrug:That's about it.

[matt_bergeron]

i yelled "SHIT TITS!!" once

one time my girlfriend called me her pumpkin face then punched me in the jaw. while totally asleep.

EDIT: i also can hold pretty coherent conversations in my sleep.

my girlfriend woke me up to tell me she was really sick. apparently i responded " shut the fuck up" and rolled over. i don't remember it, but i kind of felt bad.

[bailmeout13]

Apparently I used to say words in what my family assumed was French.

[matt_bergeron]

I kick people, and I spoon anyone in the same bed as me. I can also hold (almost) sensible conversations in my sleep.


i dated a girl who would take my hand (while we were spooning) while completely asleep and put it on her boobs. it was really weird.

[estrella starr]

-my sister and i used to have full on conversations while we were both asleep. mom would come to yell at us and would wake us up to tell us to go to sleep. i would always wake up confused.

-at a party one night i was passed out on the couch. i sat straight up, yelled "fucking fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck!" and went back to sleep. i have no memory of this, but my little brother was also at the party.

-i had a dream thati was a ninja one night...woke up when i put my foot through the window in my room while kicking someone in my dream.

-i generally carry on full-on conversations with no memory of it..including on the phone and via text message.


-one day i was supposed to go to the beach with my friends, but didnt wake up by the time the were ready to leave, so they drove to my house, broke in and came up to my room. the proceeded to turn my stereo all the way up and blast music, shake my bed like there was an earthquake and try to steal my covers. i didnt flinch. i was really confused when i woke up later though and my shit was all out of place and my stereo was all the way up when i turned it on.

[thesafeword]

It's really weird when your body moves in your dream and real life. It always startles me and wakes me up.

[SgtFumunda]

When I used to share a bed with one of my exes, I would wake up and my underwear would be down to my ankles. She said one time I woke her up in my sleep and when she said what, I pulled the covers back and shouted in a strange, handicapped-sounding voice, "MY WIENER!"

I still feel kind of weird about that one.

[nashiscash1324]

Strangest things done/said while sleeping.


I was sleeping at a friends house with a group, and I fell asleep first. I suddenly bolted up, and yelled, "WHAT TIME IS IT!?!?"
Friend:".....2:30."
Me:"...OK GOOD." *falls back down*


same thing.
except i asked where my friend was..he said "over here" and then i passed out again.

[nashiscash1324]

oh and this one time i was completely stoned but i was able to give a girl directions to the apartment..and that was my first time being there.

[WaltWizzle]

i dated a girl who would take my hand (while we were spooning) while completely asleep and put it on her boobs. it was really weird.
Had that happened before.

My old roommate was hilarious when he was asleep. We'd walk into his room and just start talking to him. On one occasion we convinced him to buy a pony.

[HelpMeSleep]

It's really weird when your body moves in your dream and real life. It always startles me and wakes me up.
it's so weird. that happens to me all the time. i actually twitch a lot in my sleep. when i'm in bed i always dream that there's spiders in my bed and then i twitch or jump so hard i wake up. last summer my friends and i were on a plane going on our senior trip and i fell asleep face down on my tray table reading some trashy magazine and while i was sleeping i threw the magazine into the aisle of the plane and then my friend started laughing so hard she woke me up.

[thesafeword]

I'll dream that I'm doing something, like walking and something will jump at me and I'll flinch in my sleep and in real life for example. It's crazy.

[JJJ]

i fell alseep once in class, and in my dream i was listening to crushcrushcrush and i started singing it out loud and my friend woke me up laughing.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'll dream that I'm doing something, like walking and something will jump at me and I'll flinch in my sleep and in real life for example. It's crazy.
yeah, that's how it is with the spiders once i realize they're in my bed in my dream i'll flinch and it always wakes me up.

[thesafeword]

Yeah, it's a weird feeling.

[4N6 science]

I kick people, and I spoon anyone in the same bed as me. I can also hold (almost) sensible conversations in my sleep.

i found the bolded really funny... I could just imagine someone getting in bed with you while you're sleeping and you automatically start spooning them..

[SLoT]

I told my lady that I was "going to attack this fuckin bus with these airplane wheels." I also laugh at jokes and actually this morning I woke up from my own ridiculous laughing.

[FayeQC]

I once woke up, started crying and banging on my door, then I fell to the ground and fell back to sleep :-(

[superxero]

Hahaha. Once I was staying over at a friends house and I passed out really early one day, I was having a conversation with my friend lmao. It went like this

Me: Yo man
Friend: Whats up?
Me: I dont like him
Friend: Who?
Me: You know who!
Friend: No i dont..what are you talking about
Me: FUCK HIM! ILL FUCKING KILL HIM MAN
Friend: Yo man who are you yelling at no one is here but me
Me: I dont give a fuck ill kill him! no one fucks with tony!

then my friend woke me up cause he was laughing so hard. I was like WTF

Oh, and one night my brother came into my room sleepwalking. and he pissed all over my carpet. and im like "dude you just fucking pissed on my carpet" and hes like "shut up no i diddnt!!!" and then he went back to his room. To this day i still haven't forgaven him for it.

[disco.tetris]

Apparently, I once got out of bed and started arranging my bookshelf at about 3 am. That's about it.

I used to talk in my sleep but I think a lot of people do that.

[drewziph]

pushed someone out of bed as in the dream i was havin they put a tuna sandwich in my face.

i hate tuna.

[drewziph]

Hahaha. Once I was staying over at a friends house and I passed out really early one day, I was having a conversation with my friend lmao. It went like this

Me: Yo man
Friend: Whats up?
Me: I dont like him
Friend: Who?
Me: You know who!
Friend: No i dont..what are you talking about
Me: FUCK HIM! ILL FUCKING KILL HIM MAN
Friend: Yo man who are you yelling at no one is here but me
Me: I dont give a fuck ill kill him! no one fucks with tony!

then my friend woke me up cause he was laughing so hard. I was like WTF

Oh, and one night my brother came into my room sleepwalking. and he pissed all over my carpet. and im like "dude you just fucking pissed on my carpet" and hes like "shut up no i diddnt!!!" and then he went back to his room. To this day i still haven't forgaven him for it.
i lol'd hard.

[williek311]

haha what the hell!?!?


apparently i have sexsomnia, i'm not being slutty at all i'm being dead serious.
What is sexsomnia?

EDIT: Nevermind I looked it up.

[HelpMeSleep]

Hahaha. Once I was staying over at a friends house and I passed out really early one day, I was having a conversation with my friend lmao. It went like this

Me: Yo man
Friend: Whats up?
Me: I dont like him
Friend: Who?
Me: You know who!
Friend: No i dont..what are you talking about
Me: FUCK HIM! ILL FUCKING KILL HIM MAN
Friend: Yo man who are you yelling at no one is here but me
Me: I dont give a fuck ill kill him! no one fucks with tony!

then my friend woke me up cause he was laughing so hard. I was like WTF

Oh, and one night my brother came into my room sleepwalking. and he pissed all over my carpet. and im like "dude you just fucking pissed on my carpet" and hes like "shut up no i diddnt!!!" and then he went back to his room. To this day i still haven't forgaven him for it.
i laughed really hard at this whole thing.

[chronomic]

i sleep booze. so then i wake up fuckin wasted.


it's a rare condition. this day and age, to read any good news, on the newspaper page.

[drewziph]

i sleep booze. so then i wake up fuckin wasted.


it's a rare condition. this day and age, to read any good news, on the newspaper page.
wow how fun/odd would that be to wake up drunk and not know how. so awesome.

[thespearkid]

Hahaha. Once I was staying over at a friends house and I passed out really early one day, I was having a conversation with my friend lmao. It went like this

Me: Yo man
Friend: Whats up?
Me: I dont like him
Friend: Who?
Me: You know who!
Friend: No i dont..what are you talking about
Me: FUCK HIM! ILL FUCKING KILL HIM MAN
Friend: Yo man who are you yelling at no one is here but me
Me: I dont give a fuck ill kill him! no one fucks with tony!

then my friend woke me up cause he was laughing so hard. I was like WTF

Oh, and one night my brother came into my room sleepwalking. and he pissed all over my carpet. and im like "dude you just fucking pissed on my carpet" and hes like "shut up no i diddnt!!!" and then he went back to his room. To this day i still haven't forgaven him for it.
No fucks with Tony. hahahaha.

[SLoT]

i sleep booze. so then i wake up fuckin wasted.


it's a rare condition. this day and age, to read any good news, on the newspaper page.
nice.

[Matthew Tsai]

i slept through the whole thing

[mynameisX]

i found the bolded really funny... I could just imagine someone getting in bed with you while you're sleeping and you automatically start spooning them..

It has happened. People pile pillows between us, that usually stops me. Usually...

[4N6 science]

It has happened. People pile pillows between us, that usually stops me. Usually...

haha usually.. nothing can stop the spooning powers of kim.

[WakeUpBlondie]

My friend has night terrors so bad an alarm sounds if he opens his door at night. Before they got that installed he went to a river his sleep and almost drowned.

Is it true that if you touch or mess with someone while they're sleep walking, they'll attack you or something?

[imahoodlum]

i yelled out "no! i don't want to clean the garage! no mom!" if i was dreaming about cleaning that thing, that's more like a nightmare.

my friend has three siblings adopted from russia and they don't remember any russian at all. but in their sleep, they speak it. thats always been really weird to me.

[Machu505]

I once abruptly woke up from a dream and felt like I was being pulled out of my bed. Twas fucking scary.

[mellzie14]

My ex told me to stop talking to him and take care of the kid once. I don't have any children and neither does he. I also went on a month long trip to France and could only call him sporadically. Because of the time difference I called really early in the morning, and that would always make for some pretty interesting conversations.

My cousin used to sleepwalk and once grabbed a knife in her sleep and walked into her parent's room.

I have sleep issues anyway, so I'm sure I do some pretty interesting things. My roommie once couldn't wake me up, but I was talking to her like I was awake.

[x_Thrice_x]

Had to be "Throw me my grenades". I was in the hospital, pretty sick and asleep and I woke up and yelled that at the nurse. People were half scared, half laughing.

[Burning Star IV]

I snore like a bear.

[saysmydoctor]

I woke up on the toilet taking a shit.

Would have been even more glorious if this was a blumpkin story.

[Burning Star IV]

Had you already expelled said shit, or were in the midst?

[lovely864md]

Last night I drank a little much and I passed out while chilling on a couch with my friends...my boyfriend put me to bed and apparently when he came upstairs to try and sleep I was moving around all over the bed mumbling to myself.

[mybelladaniella]

I slept over my friend's house, and apparently I just started shouting "Give me your love or I'm running over your dog!"
She kicked me and I ended up rolling off the bed and sitting on my ankle. That felt great.

And this other time I started undressing while passed out on my ex-boyfriend's couch, saying things like "I want you!" His roommates were all shouting "SHE'S GOING TO TAKE IT OFF!" so I woke up, screamed while covering myself, ran into the kitchen, and ended up crying on my ex's shoulder :|

[mynameisX]

haha usually.. nothing can stop the spooning powers of kim.

Lol. I should be a superhero or something. The Amazing Spooner........

[4N6 science]

Lol. I should be a superhero or something. The Amazing Spooner........

you should.. make a costume.. and then start spooning!!!

[4N6 science]

I slept over my friend's house, and apparently I just started shouting "Give me your love or I'm running over your dog!"
She kicked me and I ended up rolling off the bed and sitting on my ankle. That felt great.

And this other time I started undressing while passed out on my ex-boyfriend's couch, saying things like "I want you!" His roommates were all shouting "SHE'S GOING TO TAKE IT OFF!" so I woke up, screamed while covering myself, ran into the kitchen, and ended up crying on my ex's shoulder :|

that's really interesting.. you must've been having a good dream.


how it's going?

[mynameisX]

you should.. make a costume.. and then start spooning!!!

Everyone, everywhere. NO ONE IS SAFE!!!! lol

[4N6 science]

Everyone, everywhere. NO ONE IS SAFE!!!! lol

so you're an evil superhero.. who just spoons everyone!!!!!! that's kinda hot.

[mynameisX]

so you're an evil superhero.. who just spoons everyone!!!!!! that's kinda hot.

'specially if I'm wearing spandex while doing this.

[4N6 science]

'specially if I'm wearing spandex while doing this.


hahah of course with a big picture of a spoon on the front and a fork on the back?

cause spooning leads to forking..

[mynameisX]

hahah of course with a big picture of a spoon on the front and a fork on the back?

cause spooning leads to forking..

The fork would have to be on the cape, because I'm definitely having a cape.

In your opinion, wouldn't sporking be fucking in the spooning position?

[4N6 science]

The fork would have to be on the cape, because I'm definitely having a cape.

In your opinion, wouldn't sporking be fucking in the spooning position?

cape is a must have..

yes I would define sporking as fucking in the spooning position.

though urban dictionary thinks otherwise: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sporking

[mynameisX]

cape is a must have..

yes I would define sporking as fucking in the spooning position.

though urban dictionary thinks otherwise: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sporking

Yeah.....but I like our definition better.

[4N6 science]

Yeah.....but I like our definition better.

I agree maybe I will submit the definition you came up with.

[mynameisX]

I agree maybe I will submit the definition you came up with.

Go ahead, it makes more sense than spooning with an erection. lol

[4N6 science]

Go ahead, it makes more sense than spooning with an erection. lol

yeah I don't know where that came from...

I didn't look on the second page they have the definition:

Having sex while in the spooning (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spooning) position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spoon).

[mynameisX]

yeah I don't know where that came from...

I didn't look on the second page they have the definition:

Having sex while in the spooning (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spooning) position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spoon).

Damn, and I though I was being so original.....

[4N6 science]

Damn, and I though I was being so original.....

yeah me too.. sorry to burst your bubble..

[mynameisX]

yeah me too.. sorry to burst your bubble..

Well, at least we weren't making up crazy stuff...someone has to agree with us.

[drewziph]

spooning fo life.

[Willy McFurgle]

I told one of my ex girlfriends to fuck off while i was asleep on the couch at her place. Woke up to a bucket of water being poured on me as payback.

[DannySniper]

When I was 5, my household awoke to me screaming 'I WANT MY MUMMY HORSE'!

[argg_xo]

i used to wake up my mom and tell her to turn off the neon signs that were on our front lawn.

[mybelladaniella]

that's really interesting.. you must've been having a good dream.


how it's going?

Eh, possibly. I don't even remember what I was dreaming about. I just know that night was horrible and embarrassing.

'Tis good :)
How's it going for you? How was the trip?

[4N6 science]

Eh, possibly. I don't even remember what I was dreaming about. I just know that night was horrible and embarrassing.

'Tis good :)
How's it going for you? How was the trip?

yeah I could imagine it being embarrassing.

everything is going well for me. Getting ready for a mini-vacation this weekend..

but my trip was fun, pretty tiring though... saw a lot of places in 12 days. hopefully we'll get to chat soon..

[kafe]

Unless I've done stuff people haven't told me about I'm a very boring sleeper. At a soccer cup I walked to the toilet, flushed and went back in my sleep but that's it. They yelled at me in the morning because I left the door to the classroom we slept in wide open though.

And I know a guy who chews/bites in his sleep, it's cute/annoying.

[4N6 science]

Well, at least we weren't making up crazy stuff...someone has to agree with us.

yeah your definition never seemed far fetched it was quite logical.

i used to wake up my mom and tell her to turn off the neon signs that were on our front lawn.

that's really weird...really weird

I'm eating a sausage, egg and cheese bagel..mmm

[argg_xo]

yeah your definition never seemed far fetched it was quite logical.



that's really weird...really weird

I'm eating a sausage, egg and cheese bagel..mmm
at least i don't scream really loud in my sleep. ;-)

[4N6 science]

at least i don't scream really loud in my sleep. ;-)


oh wouldn't you like to know why? ;-)

[argg_xo]

oh wouldn't you like to know why? ;-)
you probably screamed cuz there is a needle poking you in your mattress.

[4N6 science]

you probably screamed cuz there is a needle poking you in your mattress.

hahaha nooooo.. I don't scream in my sleep anymore.. this was a while ago when I had my old bed.

I see you want to have a poke war!! you will never win!

[Willy McFurgle]

i used to wake up my mom and tell her to turn off the neon signs that were on our front lawn.

I always woke up screaming for big fuckin pancakes through most of my life, it stopped when i found my PFF.

[argg_xo]

hahaha nooooo.. I don't scream in my sleep anymore.. this was a while ago when I had my old bed.

I see you want to have a poke war!! you will never win!
you are going down!!!!!
I always woke up screaming for big fuckin pancakes through most of my life, it stopped when i found my PFF.
that's what i'm here for! PFF fo lyfe.

[4N6 science]

you are going down!!!!!

hahah NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :-p

[argg_xo]

hahah NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :-p
it's on! prepare to get your ass beat by a girl!

[Willy McFurgle]

its a war on the shore!

[4N6 science]

it's on! prepare to get your ass beat by a girl!

Oh now you're gonna beat my ass! I never loose to girls..

[argg_xo]

Oh now you're gonna beat my ass! I never loose to girls..
there is a first time for everything my friend! we have to put this war on hold, i'm going shopping. lol.

[4N6 science]

there is a first time for everything my friend! we have to put this war on hold, i'm going shopping. lol.

yeah yeah.. war never ends... but you go do your shopping.. are you shopping for card making materials?

[argg_xo]

yeah yeah.. war never ends... but you go do your shopping.. are you shopping for card making materials?
hahaha. i was going to pick up some glitter and glue! you read my mind!

[4N6 science]

hahaha. i was going to pick up some glitter and glue! you read my mind!

yeah its just my powers.. glitter is fun.. and I like glue.. I was the kid who ate it all the time.

[SLoT]

once again last night... woke up laughing my ass. woke up my girlfriend who thought i was literally dying because i was trying to be quiet so i wouldnt wake her. when she said it was cool. i fuckin lost it like a little league game. dreams after drinking beer are the best

[Willy McFurgle]

once again last night... woke up laughing my ass. woke up my girlfriend who thought i was literally dying because i was trying to be quiet so i wouldnt wake her. when she said it was cool. i fuckin lost it like a little league game. dreams after drinking beer are the best

was it that same dream i had about a monkey humping a coconut? coz i loller skate all over that dream.

[mybelladaniella]

yeah I could imagine it being embarrassing.

everything is going well for me. Getting ready for a mini-vacation this weekend..

but my trip was fun, pretty tiring though... saw a lot of places in 12 days. hopefully we'll get to chat soon..

Ugh, lucky. Where are you going next?
I've only been to Rehoboth Beach, and Ocean City this whole summer. Booo.

And yeah, hopefully! I've been going on a lot more due to my uneventful summer. Lucky you.

[SLoT]

was it that same dream i had about a monkey humping a coconut? coz i loller skate all over that dream.
no. twas about my father.

[4N6 science]

Ugh, lucky. Where are you going next?
I've only been to Rehoboth Beach, and Ocean City this whole summer. Booo.

And yeah, hopefully! I've been going on a lot more due to my uneventful summer. Lucky you.

this weekend I"m going to NJ and NYC!!!! I'm really excited!! as you can tell with excessive exclamation marks. you need to hang out with me I've had a pretty eventfull summer. gone on family vacation, been to KD, DC, and been running around NOVA..

[argg_xo]

yeah its just my powers.. glitter is fun.. and I like glue.. I was the kid who ate it all the time.
shopping was eventful.

[4N6 science]

shopping was eventful.

what did you end up getting?

[argg_xo]

what did you end up getting?

a pooh bear dvd and a stuffed dog for the toddler. and i got some extra glitter for the best card ever!

[4N6 science]

a pooh bear dvd and a stuffed dog for the toddler. and i got some extra glitter for the best card ever!

ooooo a pooh bear dvd and a STUFFED DOG!!!! lucky niece...

ooo extra glitter.. a specific color?

[argg_xo]

ooooo a pooh bear dvd and a STUFFED DOG!!!! lucky niece...

ooo extra glitter.. a specific color?
blue! i remembered!

[4N6 science]

blue! i remembered!

yay!! that makes me feel super special..

[argg_xo]

yay!! that makes me feel super special..
yaaaaaayyyyyy!

[4N6 science]

yaaaaaayyyyyy!

so hows the card making coming along.. still the prelim stages..

[argg_xo]

so hows the card making coming along.. still the prelim stages..
yeah, i'm rounding up all the supplies i need. i think my creativity is going to be at its peak later this evening....

[4N6 science]

yeah, i'm rounding up all the supplies i need. i think my creativity is going to be at its peak later this evening....


alright just let me know when you need my addy... feel free to stalk

[argg_xo]

alright just let me know when you need my addy... feel free to stalk
i'm going to google map directions to your house and hitchhike my way over. just to hand deliver the card and a 40.

[4N6 science]

i'm going to google map directions to your house and hitchhike my way over. just to hand deliver the card and a 40.

you are tooooo sweet.. that would be awesome...I'd dont know what I'd do if that happened..:cupid:

[argg_xo]

you are tooooo sweet.. that would be awesome...I'd dont know what I'd do if that happened..:cupid:
i forgot the hug.

[4N6 science]

i forgot the hug.

icing on the cake..

[argg_xo]

icing on the cake..
oh! i could make some crepes too!

[4N6 science]

oh! i could make some crepes too!

now you better really be coming.. otherwise I'm gonna be super sad.. :bluesad:

[argg_xo]

now you better really be coming.. otherwise I'm gonna be super sad.. :bluesad:
i've still never made crepes :-( sorry!

[miketrondson]

Since it seems like a lot of you are liars, I may as well lie too.

I sleep-fucked Jenna Jameson.

[4N6 science]

i've still never made crepes :-( sorry!

send one in the card..that'll make up for it.

[argg_xo]

send one in the card..that'll make up for it.

i'll draw you a picture of one!

[4N6 science]

i'll draw you a picture of one!

ok that works too.. i might end up eating the paper so use non-toxic materials.

[argg_xo]

ok that works too.. i might end up eating the paper so use non-toxic materials.
lol. i'm using good ol' elmers school glue.

[4N6 science]

lol. i'm using good ol' elmers school glue.

my favorite... that one tastes really good from what I remember..

[argg_xo]

my favorite... that one tastes really good from what I remember..
hahaha. i never ate glue. but i did just spill some glitter and i lost my earring in it.

[4N6 science]

hahaha. i never ate glue. but i did just spill some glitter and i lost my earring in it.

I've eaten my fairshare of glue in elementary school.. it was good.

did you just loose you earing or was this previously?

[argg_xo]

I've eaten my fairshare of glue in elementary school.. it was good.

did you just loose you earing or was this previously?
it was sitting on the computer desk and the glitter fell off and i guess i knocked my earring into it.

[4N6 science]

it was sitting on the computer desk and the glitter fell off and i guess i knocked my earring into it.


ohh that sucks.. i hope no more earrings are lost in the making of the card..

[argg_xo]

ohh that sucks.. i hope no more earrings are lost in the making of the card..
me too. OMG! i just found the mother load of glitter and sequins under my bed!!!!!!

[4N6 science]

me too. OMG! i just found the mother load of glitter and sequins under my bed!!!!!!

jackpot!! cha-ching...seems like you're gonna go to town on this card.

[TheLetGo]

My roommate once told his girlfriend while he was sleeping that he would, and I quote "Set the high score on your vagina"

[4N6 science]

me too. OMG! i just found the mother load of glitter and sequins under my bed!!!!!!

ttyl chelsea!!

[argg_xo]

ttyl chelsea!!
byeeeeeeeeeee.

[mybelladaniella]

this weekend I"m going to NJ and NYC!!!! I'm really excited!! as you can tell with excessive exclamation marks. you need to hang out with me I've had a pretty eventfull summer. gone on family vacation, been to KD, DC, and been running around NOVA..

Haha aw. I might be going to NYC, too! But that all depends on my friend... and she's been pretty sick :(

Man, I really do. I was going to go to KD yesterday but I'm deathly afraid of rollercoasters so that would be a waste of money. I've been to Old Town a lot these days, actually.

Oh yeah, are you going to Warped tomorrow?

[mynameisX]

yeah your definition never seemed far fetched it was quite logical.





That's new.....

[4N6 science]

Haha aw. I might be going to NYC, too! But that all depends on my friend... and she's been pretty sick :(

Man, I really do. I was going to go to KD yesterday but I'm deathly afraid of rollercoasters so that would be a waste of money. I've been to Old Town a lot these days, actually.

Oh yeah, are you going to Warped tomorrow?

really, my friend I'm going with is sick too but she has laryngitis.. so she can still goo. I can't believe you're afraid of coasters!! i love them.. I love every coaster in KD. I haven't been to old town.. I need to check that out one day.

unfortunately I'm not going to warped.. since I'm going to NJ this friday I can't afford to take off two days of work this week.. what about you?

[shes.a.ghost]

listen to trainwreck.

[mcfly787.taylor]

my mom and friends say i talk a giggle in my sleep which means i do laugh 24/7 like they think i do. I also manage to almost always kick all my blankets off in my sleep even in the middle of december whenit gets cold here and my 'rents still keep the temp. just high enough that we don't freeze.

my sister also kicks and punches everyone and will steal all the covers.

[drewziph]

Since it seems like a lot of you are liars, I may as well lie too.

I sleep-fucked Jenna Jameson.
i heard she uses rape-ex

[pinkluv13]

for some reason, whilst sleeping, i would search for eggs on my bed. funny thing was, they weren't Easter eggs. just normal eggs. never found then tho.

[life changer]

When I was about 10 I took a shit in one of our kitchen chairs... My mom came out and asked me if I had to go to the bathroom. I said "nope" and started to go back to my room but she woke me up.

[mybelladaniella]

really, my friend I'm going with is sick too but she has laryngitis.. so she can still goo. I can't believe you're afraid of coasters!! i love them.. I love every coaster in KD. I haven't been to old town.. I need to check that out one day.

unfortunately I'm not going to warped.. since I'm going to NJ this friday I can't afford to take off two days of work this week.. what about you?

Yeah, I might just drag her out and make her go anyways. Hahahah I hate them! They're so scary. When I was at Ocean City I went into that giant ball thing that gets sling-shotted into the air and I almost shit in my pants and teared up :|

I think I am. Mostly because of my younger brother and my cousin. I hate being the only one available to take care of them during MD Warped week :(
Three years in a row...

[4N6 science]

Yeah, I might just drag her out and make her go anyways. Hahahah I hate them! They're so scary. When I was at Ocean City I went into that giant ball thing that gets sling-shotted into the air and I almost shit in my pants and teared up :|

I think I am. Mostly because of my younger brother and my cousin. I hate being the only one available to take care of them during MD Warped week :(
Three years in a row...

Yeah I'm stoked for NYC on friday..

I used to be in your shoes.. I didn't ride my first coaster till i was 17, now I'll get on anything...you gotta go, the new coaster at KD is absolutely amazing.

I'm jealous you get to go to warped.. I went the past two years.. but obviously I'm not going today since I'm at work.. I hope it's good times.

[lesliebrand]

One time I had a dream about fighting this dude and i woke up to my best friend hysterically laughing because i had her in a choke hold and she didn't know what to do. Hahahahaha, if we weren't such good friends it would have been really awkward to explain.

[4N6 science]

One time I had a dream about fighting this dude and i woke up to my best friend hysterically laughing because i had her in a choke hold and she didn't know what to do. Hahahahaha, if we weren't such good friends it would have been really awkward to explain.

so your friend finds it funny to be in a choke hold without being able to get out?

[drewziph]

so your friend finds it funny to be in a choke hold without being able to get out?
i do lol

[4N6 science]

to each his own.

[Willy McFurgle]

One time I had a dream about fighting this dude and i woke up to my best friend hysterically laughing because i had her in a choke hold and she didn't know what to do. Hahahahaha, if we weren't such good friends it would have been really awkward to explain.

Nice, i've actually punched a friend of mine across the face 2 or 3 times in my sleep while our group was out campin, she kicked me out of our tent so i ended up sleeping in the back seat of my car the rest of the night.

[lesliebrand]

so your friend finds it funny to be in a choke hold without being able to get out?

hahahaha it apparently wasn't a strong one, as she was obviously able to breath if she was laughing.

[lesliebrand]

Nice, i've actually punched a friend of mine across the face 2 or 3 times in my sleep while our group was out campin, she kicked me out of our tent so i ended up sleeping in the back seat of my car the rest of the night.

HAHAHAHA that's unfortunate. Sleep violence: it's a serious problem.

[4N6 science]

hahahaha it apparently wasn't a strong one, as she was obviously able to breath if she was laughing.

maybe she was choking and you perceived that to be laughing.

[lesliebrand]

maybe she was choking and you perceived that to be laughing.


HAHAHAHHA she did stop moving after awhile. JOKE. I stopped as soon as I woke up and she was completely fine. I swear hahaha. We still laugh about it when it's brought up.

[4N6 science]

HAHAHAHHA she did stop moving after awhile. JOKE. I stopped as soon as I woke up and she was completely fine. I swear hahaha. We still laugh about it when it's brought up.

hahah ok.. for a second i was like you're a murderer! AHH but then you said JOKE and now its all good.