The Battle To End All Battles.

[boysdontcry]

THE BATTLE OF THE AFRO WHINERS!!!!!

cedric bixler vs. claudio sanchez

discuss.

[hXc_pwnage]

I take Cedric Sanchez.

:lol2:

[boysdontcry]

you fucking cheater!!! no cross-breeding in this thread!

[aurora]

If they actually could have a child it would be like super in your face kick your ass with his/her mad musical skills type kid.

[boysdontcry]

it would also be retarded because semen + semen = retarded child.

[ruttless]

sanchez
:lol2:

[aurora]

it would also be retarded because semen + semen = retarded child.
Shh! That's why I said IF. :lol2:

C'mon though, imagine that... that would be madness. I vote the non existent miracle child.

[boysdontcry]

yeah that kid would pretty much be on a level with jesus.

[Bishop]

For some reason I thought this would be about Yngwie Malmsteen. Or about the First World War.

[boysdontcry]

no sorry. those just aren't epic enough.

[ohlookitspaul]

For some reason I thought this would be about Yngwie Malmsteen. Or about the First World War.

or at least about the one ring that rules them all.

ahhh...that was the nerdiest post i've ever made. *sigh*

[boysdontcry]

that was the nerdiest post i have ever seen. let's try and cut back on the mataussic-factor please. :lol2:

[Bishop]

eh. Not as bad as a guy I know who actually owns the ring from Lord of the Rings, or a copy of it I should say.

[ohlookitspaul]

that was the nerdiest post i have ever seen. let's try and cut back on the malatussic-factor please. :lol2:

mataussic-factor. come on, dude. MATAUSSY.

[ruttless]

that was the nerdiest post i have ever seen. let's try and cut back on the malatussic-factor please. :lol2:

mataussic*

[ohlookitspaul]

eh. Not as bad as a guy I know who actually owns the ring from Lord of the Rings, or a copy of it I should say.

oh ok

whew. thank god for uber-nerds.

[boysdontcry]

i know i fixed it before you guys even posted.

i'm tired give me a break.

[ohlookitspaul]

i know i fixed it before you guys even posted.

i'm tired give me a break.

dude stop being such a mataussy. buck up.

[boysdontcry]

i don't need your matauistic bullshit.

[ohlookitspaul]

i don't need your matauistic bullshit.

it's still not as matauistic as the bullshit coming from your matauistic mouth

nannynannynanny

[Bishop]

I'm not going to use your "matauistic" word because I am hardcore like that.

Make me a sandwich.

[boysdontcry]

THIS IS THE BEST WORD EVER!!!!

haha i'm like a kid on christmas.

[ohlookitspaul]

I'm not going to use your "matauistic" word because I am hardcore like that.

Make me a sandwich.

unless you use the word mataussy...you're nothing but a big mataussy.

bwahahaha...make that an egg salad sandwich please, they're my favorite.

[Bishop]

:afro:

I do believe that I win this battle.

[boysdontcry]

i used to say that to people...

"bitch! make me a sandwich!"

[Bishop]

I always used to ad lib by saying "get me a sandwich and coke or (insert some other drink here)"

[ohlookitspaul]

i used to say that to people...

"bitch! make me a sandwich!"

i've always used "make me a chicken pot pie, bitch!"

[boysdontcry]

i love how i jacked my own thread.

[ohlookitspaul]

i love how i jacked my own thread.

huh huh. huh huh.

you said jacked.




huh huh. huh.

sorry...beavis moment

[boysdontcry]

"i see you have braces. i have braces too."

hahaha do amercia is such a great movie.

[Bishop]

I noticed how a good deal of this forum usually turns into a conversation between you two.

[ohlookitspaul]

hahaha i LOVE that movie.

"huh huh. look, butt-head. they're doing it. huh huh." (scene with the humping vultures)

[ohlookitspaul]

I noticed how a good deal of this forum usually turns into a conversation between you two.

haha. that's because we're cool like that. and not matauistic.

[boysdontcry]

"where is the unit?"
"the unit? huh huh, it's in my pants."

[ohlookitspaul]

"now are there any dam questions?"
"yeah...is this a GOD damn?"

[ohlookitspaul]

bishop, you're welcome to jump in with beavis and butt-head quotes whenever you'd like.

btw, my goal before the end of the night is to reach 1000 posts.

[boysdontcry]

"attention, attention. to the chick with the big boobs, we are ready to do you now."

and on that note, i shall take my leave.

[ohlookitspaul]

"attention, attention. to the chick with the big boobs, we are ready to do you now."

and on that note, i shall take my leave.


"yeah, yeah, i'm hoping to do some sluts too"

later man

[Bishop]

...*cough cough*... umm... I've never actually seen Beavis and Butt head do america. But I can do the laugh he hehehe hehehe heh.

[ohlookitspaul]

...*cough cough*... umm... I've never actually seen Beavis and Butt head do america. But I can do the laugh he hehehe hehehe heh.

:shocked:

at least you can do the laugh.

[Bishop]

Well I saw the show a long time ago. So I do know the characters and their attributes, I've just never seen the actual movie. Perhaps we should do Monty Python instead?

[ohlookitspaul]

holy shit yes.

"come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty pointy teeth!"

LOVE that movie

[The Bled 13]

Bixler by a cah-gillion points because Sanchez only wishes he could be that cool.

[hXc_pwnage]

Bump Bump.

[aurora]

I still vote non existent miracle child.

[still_life]

Cedric.

Come on, At The Drive-In. And The Mars Volta full-length is better than the last Co&Ca album.

[boysdontcry]

it's not a question of whose album is better. it's a battle between the two dudes. jesus.

[dretti]

Cedric, the bastard is crazy

[boysdontcry]

cedric bixler is a man possessed.

[cristal]

i pick claudio :thumb:

[hXc_pwnage]

I think Cedric wins.

Because, At The Drive-In owned. And so does Mars Volta.

[boysdontcry]

sshhh!!! it's not over.

[Death Cab]

what about jesse jackson when he had the fro and was all supa pimp back in the day. But my vote would be for claudio... he has the weight advantage (hes a big dude)