The Number Of People You have slept With

[pseudonym28]

Men:
Women:
Just Oral: (giving and receiving)
total:

[wewascontenders]

3.14159265358979323846264338

[alice+interiors]

mmmm I love pie

[ThemChains]

Take any number given as a response in this thread, and subtract that number by itself...you now have their true answer.

[desipunk7]

Take any number given as a response in this thread, and subtract that number by itself...you now have their true answer.

...and since you dont have a number, you're at -1.

[ThemChains]

...and since you dont have a number, you're at -1.

Zero minus zero isn't negative one you fuck.

[SgtFumunda]

I only anal women. There should be a section for bestial anal, too. And paedophilic anal. And incestuous anal...

You should just make the thread be about the different kinds of anal.

[amysaurus]

What the fuck? Who actually counts how many people they have had oral sex with? Are you kidding me?

[pseudonym28]

the chick from clerks

[HelpMeSleep]

haha i actually could count this easily, oral too lol.

[JJJ]

6, by only 2 are sex.

[Renee]

3
0
37
40

lawlz

[Renee]

the chick from clerks
haha, beat me to it.

[Hamlet]

Can I count myself?

[Chris Fallon]

I know a chick who's fucked 60 dudes in less than two years.

And I honestly believe her, because she is a huge fucking whore.

[HelpMeSleep]

1
0
0
=1
0:-)

[TK]

whores

[Chris Fallon]

1
0
0
=1
0:-)
SLUT

[HelpMeSleep]

SLUT
:slutkiss: hahaha clearly. i'm totally worse than that girl you know.

[williek311]

haha i actually could count this easily, oral too lol.
You don't sound very fun/cool.

[Chris Fallon]

:slutkiss: hahaha clearly. i'm totally worse than that girl you know.
Pre-marital sex is frowned upon. :nono:




























































If you're Amish.

[Maxwell]

I know a chick who's fucked 60 dudes in less than two years.

And I honestly believe her, because she is a huge fucking whore.

Theres a dude on my rugby team who's only 18 but has nailed 60+ girls. I honestly believe him as well, such a cool guy...but big time whore.

[HelpMeSleep]

You don't sound very fun/cool.
i guess i'm not that fun or cool. sorry i've only gone all the way with one guy, my first boyfriend. and other than him i've only given head to one other guy and he didn't return the favor so i guess he doesn't count.

Pre-marital sex is frowned upon. :nono:




























































If you're Amish.
good thing i'm not Amish.
although i was baptised Catholic and not only do they frown upon that but the frown upon using condoms too. oops.

[williek311]

i guess i'm not that fun or cool. sorry i've only gone all the way with one guy, my first boyfriend. and other than him i've only given head to one other guy and he didn't return the favor so i guess he doesn't count.
Don't worry you will have college to slut it up and sleep with tons of guys.

[HelpMeSleep]

Don't worry you will have college to slut it up and sleep with tons of guys.
well, i'm already done with my first year haha. i'm honestly not that into slutting. i'd rather just find one guy who doesn't suck.

[williek311]

well, i'm already done with my first year haha. i'm honestly not that into slutting. i'd rather just find one guy who doesn't suck.
I'd rather just find one girl who does suck.

[HelpMeSleep]

I'd rather just find one girl who does suck.
there are lots of girls who will do that, not too hard to find.

[4N6 science]

good thread... I wish lil_slut was here to answer these questions..

[SLoT]

I know a chick who's fucked 60 dudes in less than two years.

And I honestly believe her, because she is a huge fucking whore.
It's probably my ex girlfriend.

Men: 3
Women: 18
Tranny: 4
Oral: 0
Dog: 5
Cat: .5 (don't ask)
Milfs: 245
Dilfs: 1
Gilfs: 3,018
Sharks: 12
Gophers: 34
Lamps: 6
Toasters: n/a
John Candy: 1
Aliens: I think 2

[4N6 science]

It's probably my ex girlfriend.

Men: 3
Women: 18
Tranny: 4
Oral: 0
Dog: 5
Cat: .5 (don't ask)
Milfs: 245
Dilfs: 1
Gilfs: 3,018
Sharks: 12
Gophers: 34
Lamps: 6
Toasters: n/a
John Candy: 1
Aliens: I think 2

thats quite an impressive resume..

[SLoT]

thats quite an impressive resume..
thank you sir! lot of fun nights.

[4N6 science]

thank you sir! lot of fun nights.


oh I can only imagine.. was alcohol involved in any of those encounters?

[fadedmemories]

good thread... I wish lil_slut was here to answer these questions..

yeah.... whatever happened to her?

[SLoT]

oh I can only imagine.. was alcohol involved in any of those encounters?
Only the cat.

[4N6 science]

yeah.... whatever happened to her?

she got banned I believe.. I forget.. that was like last month..

Only the cat.

i see....and how did it end up to be 0.5 ?

[SLoT]

she got banned I believe.. I forget.. that was like last month..



i see....and how did it end up to be 0.5 ?
haha. i totally put don't ask next to it, but i see youre not going to back down. long story short... got drunk with a neighbors back alley cat who used to terrorize the gopher i fucked on a normal basis, anyway, playing cards and someone said that someone was cheating at the table. i said "show me the mole and ill fuckin kill it" the cat, being drunk as well hops up on the table and spreads cheeks. i got half way done but suffered from whiskey dick. couldnt finish. anyway, next morning me and cat wake up on a cardboard box on my neighbors wood shed out a little ways from where we were playing cards. come to find out the cat thought i said "show me that hole and ill fuckin drill it" bottom line. dont play drunken cards with a back alley cat.

[4N6 science]

haha. i totally put don't ask next to it, but i see youre not going to back down. long story short... got drunk with a neighbors back alley cat who used to terrorize the gopher i fucked on a normal basis, anyway, playing cards and someone said that someone was cheating at the table. i said "show me the mole and ill fuckin kill it" the cat, being drunk as well hops up on the table and spreads cheeks. i got half way done but suffered from whiskey dick. couldnt finish. anyway, next morning me and cat wake up on a cardboard box on my neighbors wood shed out a little ways from where we were playing cards. come to find out the cat thought i said "show me that hole and ill fuckin drill it" bottom line. dont play drunken cards with a back alley cat.

i forgot that you wrote don't ask, but thanks for the explanation, I will never play drunken cards with an alley cat..

[argg_xo]

good thread... I wish lil_slut was here to answer these questions..
oh jon, did you forget that lil_slut was the only username avaliable when she signed up? she in fact is not a little slut after all. bullshit!

[4N6 science]

oh jon, did you forget that lil_slut was the only username avaliable when she signed up? she in fact is not a little slut after all. bullshit!

right you are on that.. I did forget.. HOW ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

[argg_xo]

right you are on that.. I did forget.. HOW ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

I'M GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD. HOOOOWWW ARE YOU?

[4N6 science]

I'M GOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD. HOOOOWWW ARE YOU?

love the capss!! I'm tired you forgot to wake me up this morning... :-( we just talked toooo much last night.. jk i was up early and i would've talked longer if i didnt have work

[mofizzle.]

Men: 1
Women: 0
Just Oral: 1
total: 1..it's all one person.

[argg_xo]

love the capss!! I'm tired you forgot to wake me up this morning... :-( we just talked toooo much last night.. jk i was up early and i would've talked longer if i didnt have work
my apologies! lets start this day the right way, GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!

[4N6 science]

my apologies! lets start this day the right way, GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!

thank you.. I can't start my day without that... now my day has started!! I ate a steak egg and cheese bagel this morning it was good.. what's on tap for you today?

[joshy hizzle]

I only anal women. There should be a section for bestial anal, too. And paedophilic anal. And incestuous anal...

You should just make the thread be about the different kinds of anal.

Since we're both from the same city, looks like I'll be hiding my mom from you.

[argg_xo]

thank you.. I can't start my day without that... now my day has started!! I ate a steak egg and cheese bagel this morning it was good.. what's on tap for you today?
ohhhhh that sounds really good! i haven't ate today so i'm a tad bit hungry. i'm taking the toddler to the park today and maybe for a pony ride!

[4N6 science]

ohhhhh that sounds really good! i haven't ate today so i'm a tad bit hungry. i'm taking the toddler to the park today and maybe for a pony ride!


you should eat some crepes.. mmmm.. woah the park and a pony ride I'm pretty jealous. I know you're going to ride the pony and using the toddler as an excuse..

[argg_xo]

you should eat some crepes.. mmmm.. woah the park and a pony ride I'm pretty jealous. I know you're going to ride the pony and using the toddler as an excuse..

lol! i think there is a weight limit for riding the ponies. i am unfortunatly slightly heavier than a toddler. but it is a good excuse to go see ponies!

[4N6 science]

lol! i think there is a weight limit for riding the ponies. i am unfortunatly slightly heavier than a toddler. but it is a good excuse to go see ponies!

there's a weight limit?!?!? wtf.. I guess that counts me out.. and yes it is a good excuse to see ponies.. Did you ever play with my little pony?

[chronomic]

69












ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs nap

[4N6 science]

haahah

[thespearkid]

Zero minus zero isn't negative one you fuck.
Major lol.

0
0
0=
0

I'm the pure virgin.

[DaveZeroZero]

mmmm I love pie

*pi, in this case.

I love both, however.

What the fuck? Who actually counts how many people they have had oral sex with? Are you kidding me?

QFT.

I know a chick who's fucked 60 dudes in less than two years.

And I honestly believe her, because she is a huge fucking whore.

Pics?

Or is she the girl in the 'megacunt' picture?

Major lol.

0
0
0=
0

I'm the pure virgin.

Same =/

[thespearkid]

Same =/
Don't worry. The rest of these sinners will burn in hell.

[4N6 science]

I booked my ticket a long time ago..

[DaveZeroZero]

Don't worry. The rest of these sinners will burn in hell.

Well, I booked my ticket for various other reasons, so need to complete my list of sins at some point =]

[argg_xo]

there's a weight limit?!?!? wtf.. I guess that counts me out.. and yes it is a good excuse to see ponies.. Did you ever play with my little pony?
my niece had a complete meltdown while at the ponies! it was soo funny!

[4N6 science]

my niece had a complete meltdown while at the ponies! it was soo funny!

she didn't like the pony ride!!! what happened?

[DaveZeroZero]

she didn't like the pony ride!!! what happened?

She saw its penis.

[ThemChains]

Major lol.

0
0
0=
0

I'm the pure virgin.

I'm glad you saw the funny. However, I was merely defending myself from petty attacks.

[Neo Cassady]

Men: 0
Women: 1
Just Oral: 1 (same as above)
total: 1

serious PL response...holy shit!

[DaveZeroZero]

Men: 0
Women: (1)
Just anal: 1
total: 1

Classic PL response; in no way true and referencing anal.

[Maxwell]

15

[argg_xo]

she didn't like the pony ride!!! what happened?
she wanted to eat her m&m's that i bought her and i told her that she couldn't eat them while on the pony. so we waited til she ate the rest of the m&m's and then she wanted to take her shoes off. i told her she had to keep her shoes on to ride the pony and she started screaming. we left after that.

[DaveZeroZero]

she wanted to eat her m&m's that i bought her and i told her that she couldn't eat them while on the pony. so we waited til she ate the rest of the m&m's and then she wanted to take her shoes off. i told her she had to keep her shoes on to ride the pony and she started screaming. we left after that.

damn kids.

[argg_xo]

damn kids.
she also flipped out when the cement truck down the street left. she kept yelling "BACK! BACK!" cuz she wanted it to come back.

[DaveZeroZero]

she also flipped out when the cement truck down the street left. she kept yelling "BACK! BACK!" cuz she wanted it to come back.

haha - fantastic =]

[evilpersona]

13.

[argg_xo]

haha - fantastic =]

i handed her off as soon as my sister (her mom) came home and ran away.

[Matthew Tsai]

none, literally

[4N6 science]

she wanted to eat her m&m's that i bought her and i told her that she couldn't eat them while on the pony. so we waited til she ate the rest of the m&m's and then she wanted to take her shoes off. i told her she had to keep her shoes on to ride the pony and she started screaming. we left after that.

awwww... sounds like a cute kid... you're a mean aunt!!! if she wanted to ride with no shoes you should've let her!!!

[kaycey]

2.

[argg_xo]

awwww... sounds like a cute kid... you're a mean aunt!!! if she wanted to ride with no shoes you should've let her!!!

one of the rules to ride the ponies was that you had to have shoes on! i am not mean!

[4N6 science]

one of the rules to ride the ponies was that you had to have shoes on! i am not mean!

that's a weird rule.. I retract my "you're mean" statement.. You're super sweet... i now blame your niece for not being able to ride the pony..

[argg_xo]

that's a weird rule.. I retract my "you're mean" statement.. You're super sweet... i now blame your niece for not being able to ride the pony..

i blame her mother for buying her ugly shoes. i wouldn't want to wear them either! lol.

[4N6 science]

i blame her mother for buying her ugly shoes. i wouldn't want to wear them either! lol.

well you need to get her some new fly kicks.. so she won't want to take them off and hence be able to ride the pony...and consume m&m's...

[Cure4commoncold]

Shiiiit, a girl got onto me one time but there was no sexual repetition I pushed her off. I was inside her though so does that mean I'm still a virgin or does it mean I'm not.

[TK]

whores

[DaveZeroZero]

Shiiiit, a girl got onto me one time but there was no sexual repetition I pushed her off. I was inside her though so does that mean I'm still a virgin or does it mean I'm not.

it mean's you're not.

[Chris Fallon]

Pics?

Or is she the girl in the 'megacunt' picture?
:shudder:

She is a fat fat fatty, and a real cuntmuscle to top it off.

She loves black dudes, and can literally count which black guys she hasn't fucked at my school.

[billyboatkid]

Women 1
Men Never
Fooled around 3 including the number one

Total 3

[Fallinto_rhythm]

More then 1 less then 100.

[4N6 science]

More then 1 less then 100.


99??

[Fallinto_rhythm]

99??

around that number, you know, give or take one or two!

[4N6 science]

around that number, you know, give or take one or two!

well is must be less than one or two since you said it was less than 100..

you are a sex fiend btw

[Fallinto_rhythm]

well is must be less than one or two since you said it was less than 100..

you are a sex fiend btw

no one on here knows/or has to know that now, Jon!

[WakeUpBlondie]

3.14159265358979323846264338

Ever seen that video of that asian kid who know the first thousand numbers of pi? It's crazy

[4N6 science]

no one on here knows/or has to know that now, Jon!

woops...well when you said your number was 99 or close to it.. it was implied..it was bound to come out sooner or later?? :shrug:

[Fallinto_rhythm]

woops...well when you said your number was 99 or close to it.. it was implied..it was bound to come out sooner or later?? :shrug:

well now my number is noooo where near 99!! It's still in the single digits.

[jagermeister]

count until you don't know the next number. then double it and add 10.

[Machu505]

0
3551351352462346.7
0
3551351352462346.7

[Burning Star IV]

The number that is less than or equal to the variable at any point on a parabola when 0 is greater than the constant of the polynomial.

[lovely864md]

1
0
3
=4.

I'm in an honest mood.

[saysmydoctor]

1
0
3
=4.

I'm in an honest mood.
At the ripe age of 16, :appl:

No sarcasm meant.

[lovely864md]

At the ripe age of 16, :appl:

No sarcasm meant.

:shrug:

And the 1 is part of the 3 so the total is really 3.

It's not unheard of at 16.

[4N6 science]

well now my number is noooo where near 99!! It's still in the single digits.



ok we've migrated to the other end of the spectrum.. can you guess where my range is?

[SgtFumunda]

Since we're both from the same city, looks like I'll be hiding my mom from you.
Look, man...I don't want you to freak out, but there's a good chance it's already happened. Let's just put it behind us...(no pun intended.)

[xXaLLiOo]

0
0
6
Total: 6

[heyozzie]

wow, after reading those, lord do i feel like a man whore. i mean, i know i'm 23, but i don't even wanna say my numbers. and i don't mean that in a conceited way, i mean more power to ya to only do it with people you really care about. that is just-notsomuch the case with me... ah well, live and learn. i've always used protection, i can say that.

[4N6 science]

0
8
I can remember the oral count...
8+some number larger than 8

[mynameisX]

Oral included? 4
Not included would be 3

[4N6 science]

Oral included? 4
Not included would be 3

you had me beat at 17..

[mynameisX]

you had me beat at 17..

I've told you how boring it is around here, right?

[4N6 science]

I've told you how boring it is around here, right?

yeah, so that leads to one thing.. I've heard that story before..

[drewziph]

2













billion.

[LansingGaddis]

2













billion.


...dudes right?

[mynameisX]

yeah, so that leads to one thing.. I've heard that story before..

I was 1/2 joking......I've never slept with someone because I was bored.

[drewziph]

...dudes right?
u were one of 'em ;)

[spansen]

Men: 0
Women: 1
Just Oral: (giving and receiving)... same one as before
total: 1

[4N6 science]

I was 1/2 joking......I've never slept with someone because I was bored.

haha.. i know i know.. i was 1/2 joking as well..

[LansingGaddis]

u were one of 'em ;)

Oh shit that's right.

[drewziph]

Oh shit that's right.
u were one of em 2 billion times
:gay:

[Fallinto_rhythm]

ok we've migrated to the other end of the spectrum.. can you guess where my range is?

I think you might have told me, but I'm going to take a wild guess 5-11?

[LansingGaddis]

0
8
I can remember the oral count...
8+some number larger than 8

I think you might have told me, but I'm going to take a wild guess 5-11?

Not that I'm eavesdropping or anything....

[4N6 science]

I think you might have told me, but I'm going to take a wild guess 5-11?

good guess or your can read!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Not that I'm eavesdropping or anything.... hahaha you always crack me up!

good guess or your can read! good guess. I don't read posts unless they're on the page I'm on sometimes. Haha toooo lazyy. You have some on me, I'll have to catch up

[4N6 science]

hahaha you always crack me up!

good guess. I don't read posts unless they're on the page I'm on sometimes. Haha toooo lazyy. You have some on me, I'll have to catch up

yeah I quote you alot...

[Fallinto_rhythm]

yeah I quote you alot...

there is noooo problem with that!!

[4N6 science]

there is noooo problem with that!!

I know i will continue to do it at an alarming rate.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I know i will continue to do it at an alarming rate.

ohhh really?

[LansingGaddis]

hahaha you always crack me up!


Glad to hear it. I am only here to amuse.

[_jonas]

Eighty-One.
all HIV safe too!:ok:

[LansingGaddis]

Eighty-One.
all HIV safe too!:ok:

What about all the other STD(I)s??

[_jonas]

What about all the other STD(I)s??
not too sure...

[LansingGaddis]

not too sure...

Haha that's what I was afraid of.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Glad to hear it. I am only here to amuse.

too bad you don't look like that fuckers avatar..or do you?

[_jonas]

Haha that's what I was afraid of.
if it hurts, it works.

[LansingGaddis]

too bad you don't look like that fuckers avatar..or do you?

I wish I could say that I do. Sorry. If it makes you happy you can pretend that I do just like I do for him.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I wish I could say that I do. Sorry. If it makes you happy you can pretend that I do just like I do for him.

hahahahahahahaha I'm hysterical thinking about it!

[_jonas]

i can only picture a corpse on a keyboard sadly....

[LansingGaddis]

hahahahahahahaha I'm hysterical thinking about it!

See... if only everyone who posted here looked just like that. Everyone's posts would be funny.

i can only picture a corpse on a keyboard sadly....

I don't get it.

[theguy77]

Take any number given as a response in this thread, and subtract that number by itself...you now have their true answer.

...and since you dont have a number, you're at -1.

Zero minus zero isn't negative one you fuck.

hahahahaha fucking classic

[_jonas]

See... if only everyone who posted here looked just like that. Everyone's posts would be funny.



I don't get it.
dead.

[Willy McFurgle]

Men: 0
Women: 3
Just Oral: who knows
total: who cares

[DannySniper]

Do they have to be alive to be counted in the total?

[mybelladaniella]

Men: 2
Women: 0
Just Oral: 0
total: 2

[hockeycoshow1]

0
0
0
0

[annaboun]

3
0
3

[VERSA]

oral: 37

THIRTYSEVEN DICKS

[Renee]

oral: 37

THIRTYSEVEN DICKS
haha, already done

[VERSA]

haha, already done
: |
hate being a noob

[Renee]

: |
hate being a noob
It's ok. It was the first thing I thought of after I saw how the questions were posted.

[open mind]

15 or 16.

[LansingGaddis]

dead.

Hax?

[Willy McFurgle]

Do they have to be alive to be counted in the total?

thats a good question, that could very well up my numbers

[DaveZeroZero]

1
0
3
=4.

I'm in an honest mood.

YOU MADE SEXYTIMEZZZ WITH TED?!?

[joshy hizzle]

Look, man...I don't want you to freak out, but there's a good chance it's already happened. Let's just put it behind us...(no pun intended.)

Haha

[4N6 science]

oral: 37

THIRTYSEVEN DICKS

that is a lot of penis for your age..

[Fallinto_rhythm]

that is a lot of penis for your age..

there must not be much to do in NV

[Fallinto_rhythm]

See... if only everyone who posted here looked just like that. Everyone's posts would be funny.



I don't get it.

That grin really does get me

[anamericangod]

:shudder:

She is a fat fat fatty, and a real cuntmuscle to top it off.

She loves black dudes, and can literally count which black guys she hasn't fucked at my school.

Oh, I know this girl.

[DaveZeroZero]

:shudder:

She is a fat fat fatty, and a real cuntmuscle to top it off.

She loves black dudes, and can literally count which black guys she hasn't fucked at my school.

I guess Sir Mixalot wasn't lying when he said that he liked big butts and other brothers couldn't deny.

[amysaurus]

This thread is still going? Has anyone answered honestly?

[lovely864md]

This thread is still going? Has anyone answered honestly?

:wave:

[4N6 science]

there must not be much to do in NV

this is true.. damn rural kids just sucking and fucking all the time..

[Shoes]

Men: 1.5
Women: 5

Who counts how many people give them head? Silly billies.

[4N6 science]

This thread is still going? Has anyone answered honestly?

i answered honestly

[daniel.e]

Imavirgin!!!!1 :(

[Fallinto_rhythm]

this is true.. damn rural kids just sucking and fucking all the time..

ahemmm what is Virginia?

[4N6 science]

ahemmm what is Virginia?

don't even go there!!! my county has over 1,000,000 people and is one of the richest in the country..

where I live is not rural and most of VA is developed..

[Fallinto_rhythm]

don't even go there!!! my county has over 1,000,000 people and is one of the richest in the country..

where I live is not rural and most of VA is developed..

Yeah yeah yeah, you're forgettin' who you're talking too!!

[CatDiesel]

that is a lot of penis for your age..

clerks

[CatDiesel]

Do they have to be alive to be counted in the total?

Nice

[4N6 science]

Yeah yeah yeah, you're forgettin' who you're talking too!!

I'm not afraid of you..

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I'm not afraid of you..

that's what all the children tell me at camp... Then I fake write a note home to mommy and they rock in their boots. I must have some sort of intimidation!

[4N6 science]

that's what all the children tell me at camp... Then I fake write a note home to mommy and they rock in their boots. I must have some sort of intimidation!

well I'm not currently intimidated.. are you gonna write a note to my mommy?

[miketrondson]

Men: 0
Women: 5
Just Oral: 1
total: 6

[Fallinto_rhythm]

well I'm not currently intimidated.. are you gonna write a note to my mommy?

no I have other forms of punishment.

[4N6 science]

no I have other forms of punishment.

enlighten me.....that sounds very sexual..

[CatDiesel]

oh christ

[Fallinto_rhythm]

enlighten me.....that sounds very sexual..

get your head out of the gutter!

[4N6 science]

get your head out of the gutter!

naw I'm good....


so how was camp today?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

naw I'm good....


so how was camp today?

same old. I'm happy for one thing though, they've done a good job showing me kids aren't for everyone.

[4N6 science]

same old. I'm happy for one thing though, they've done a good job showing me kids aren't for everyone.

yeah...sometimes I see people with kids at the zoo or an amusement park and I'm like this is why I wouldn't have them..

[Fallinto_rhythm]

yeah...sometimes I see people with kids at the zoo or an amusement park and I'm like this is why I wouldn't have them..

well, if you like them, you like them. There really isn't an inbetween. I see people with kids that really shouldn't and I feel bad. Maybe they were coaxed into from their spouse. Who knows. How's work?

[4N6 science]

well, if you like them, you like them. There really isn't an inbetween. I see people with kids that really shouldn't and I feel bad. Maybe they were coaxed into from their spouse. Who knows. How's work?

I want kids..

it sucks.. but whatever I'm pretty much getting paid to do nothing..
I just want it to be friday so I can on my way to Jerz..

[CatDiesel]

same old. I'm happy for one thing though, they've done a good job showing me kids aren't for everyone.

You say that now, but everyone likes their own kids. Just sayin!

[Machu505]

Men: 1.5
Women: 5

Who counts how many people give them head? Silly billies.

1.5?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I want kids..

it sucks.. but whatever I'm pretty much getting paid to do nothing..
I just want it to be friday so I can on my way to Jerz.. a lot of people want kids. It's good you enjoy them. Hey, getting paid to so nothing sounds like a fair deal to me!

You say that now, but everyone likes their own kids. Just sayin! no, I already know I don't want children. They don't fit into the lifestyle I want to eventually lead. It's a lifetime commitment.

[CatDiesel]

no, I already know I don't want children. They don't fit into the lifestyle I want to eventually lead. It's a lifetime commitment.

Haha. K.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Haha. K.

I can't picture you being a father.

[4N6 science]

a lot of people want kids. It's good you enjoy them. Hey, getting paid to so nothing sounds like a fair deal to me!

no, I already know I don't want children. They don't fit into the lifestyle I want to eventually lead. It's a lifetime commitment.

yeah it's a great gig I got going..

I believe you're too much of a free spirit to have kids..

[CatDiesel]

I can't picture you being a father.

Thanks

[Fallinto_rhythm]

yeah it's a great gig I got going..

I believe you're too much of a free spirit to have kids..

you're not the first person to tell me that! Hmmm I wonder if that's a sign that I shouldn't be so laid back.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Thanks

:-D

[CatDiesel]

:-D

It's ok, a couple of my friends have said the same thing.

Although they know me a lot better than you do.

[4N6 science]

you're not the first person to tell me that! Hmmm I wonder if that's a sign that I shouldn't be so laid back.

no be laid back.. we need people like you in this world..

[Fallinto_rhythm]

It's ok, a couple of my friends have said the same thing.

Although they know me a lot better than you do.

I don't know you at all so I guess they have an advantage

[Fallinto_rhythm]

no be laid back.. we need people like you in this world..

I guess you're right. People really do need to chilllllll out, let loose, and smoke a bowl. I think the world would be a lot happier.

[CatDiesel]

I don't know you at all so I guess they have an advantage

Very unfortunate for you!

[4N6 science]

I guess you're right. People really do need to chilllllll out, let loose, and smoke a bowl. I think the world would be a lot happier.

yeah.. that world might be better off for a while till some work needs to get done.. then that lifestyle won't work..

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Very unfortunate for you! It is unfortunate isn't it! Damnnn

yeah.. that world might be better off for a while till some work needs to get done.. then that lifestyle won't work.. what're you going to school for again?

[4N6 science]

It is unfortunate isn't it! Damnnn

what're you going to school for again?

I'm going to school to become a forensic scientist.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I'm going to school to become a forensic scientist.

yes, that's right!

[4N6 science]

yes, that's right!

yeah I gotta apply to grad school this fall..

[Fallinto_rhythm]

yeah I gotta apply to grad school this fall..

where are you looking?

[4N6 science]

where are you looking?

there's only one school in va that offers the program I want.. it's a small school like the one I go too.

[iaminsane20]

zeros all across for me...
:-(

[Fallinto_rhythm]

there's only one school in va that offers the program I want.. it's a small school like the one I go too.

you don't want to explore your options? Or are you planning on staying home?

[4N6 science]

you don't want to explore your options? Or are you planning on staying home?

well there's only 12 schools in all of the US that offer the program I want.. the one in VA i can actually get in.. there's one at Marshall but is to hard to get into.. so I'm pretty much stuck with the one in VA.

[alltimelove]

Don't worry you will have college to slut it up and sleep with tons of guys.


Hahaha so true.

[xxOvercastKidxx]

What the fuck? Who actually counts how many people they have had oral sex with? Are you kidding me?

guys that dont get any. lol

[4N6 science]

guys that dont get any. lol

haha yeah cause the number is 0

[DaveZeroZero]

haha yeah cause the number is 0

like for me. I have counted all the way up to zero. I'm the best mathematician ever.

[4N6 science]

like for me. I have counted all the way up to zero. I'm the best mathematician ever.


so you were at negative numbers?

[marsvoltamcr]

0
1
0
1

[ThemChains]

well there's only 12 schools in all of the US that offer the program I want.. the one in VA i can actually get in.. there's one at Marshall but is to hard to get into.. so I'm pretty much stuck with the one in VA.

What school?

[DaveZeroZero]

so you were at negative numbers?

no, I just started counting like this: "zero... oh, well, it looks like I've reached the target."

[4N6 science]

What school?

I'm going to apply to VCU..

[DannySniper]

Nice

Thought I'd spice things up a bit.

[TMartin442]

four (thats after doubling in the past two weeks)

[DaveZeroZero]

must... upgrade... score of... zero...

[popdisaster00]

must... upgrade... score of... zero...
london girls ain't easy, eh

[DaveZeroZero]

london girls ain't easy, eh

Well, let's put it this way.

There's a fine line between a bitch and a slut; a slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but me.

There are far too many bitches around here.

Probably mainly due to the fact that they're given a bad impression of me before they meet me by their male friends haha. Oh well :shrug:

[lovely864md]

Well, let's put it this way.

There's a fine line between a bitch and a slut; a slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but me.

There are far too many bitches around here.

Probably mainly due to the fact that they're given a bad impression of me before they meet me by their male friends haha. Oh well :shrug:

Stop being a douche and they won't be given a bad impression of you?
:shrug:

[DaveZeroZero]

Stop being a douche and they won't be given a bad impression of you?
:shrug:


They're old impressions; i.e. from several years ago. They always seem bewildered at what they've been told when they do finally meet me.

Oh well. I suppose I get old pretty fast, so never last long enough to get it.

[Renee]

must... upgrade... score of... zero...
Will you make a new username if that happens?

[DaveZeroZero]

Will you make a new username if that happens?

Yeah, I'll pay JTate the $3 to make me DaveZeroZeroOne

[popdisaster00]

Well, let's put it this way.

There's a fine line between a bitch and a slut; a slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but me.

There are far too many bitches around here.

Probably mainly due to the fact that they're given a bad impression of me before they meet me by their male friends haha. Oh well :shrug:
come to america, bitches is all lookin for dick round here

[DaveZeroZero]

come to america, bitches is all lookin for dick round here

I would, but my mom's decided that we're going to Norway, which would be good if we weren't staying in 10 different places in two weeks and spending 2 days with my nemesis. DO NOT WANT.

I need to go back to america soon.

[Rock]

One.

[Renee]

I would, but my mom's decided that we're going to Norway, which would be good if we weren't staying in 10 different places in two weeks and spending 2 days with my nemesis. DO NOT WANT.

I need to go back to america soon.
If you come to America, bring the accent with you. Girls here will eat that up. Real or not.

[DaveZeroZero]

If you come to America, bring the accent with you. Girls here will eat that up. Real or not.

In which case, I suppose I should finally get rid of this twang I've tried so hard to retain.

[daniel.e]

I would, but my mom's decided that we're going to Norway, which would be good if we weren't staying in 10 different places in two weeks and spending 2 days with my nemesis. DO NOT WANT.

I need to go back to america soon.

Why Norway? Everything's mad expensive over there.

[DaveZeroZero]

Why Norway? Everything's mad expensive over there.

I have no idea. Probably because my mom wants to spend 2 nights in her best friend (and my least-favorite person)'s cabin and fancied the idea. We're staying at about 10 places in 14 days and doing very little to excite me. DO NOT WANT.

[caityconundrum]

"Probably because my mom wants to spend 2 nights in her best friend"

teeheehee.

i'm partially norweigan but i don't know shit about it.

[DaveZeroZero]

"Probably because my mom wants to spend 2 nights in her best friend"

teeheehee.

i'm partially norweigan but i don't know shit about it.

oh shit. I should really pay more attention to my ranting, shouldn't i?

EDIT: actually, i got that right, but taken out of context it brings the lulz.

[caityconundrum]

oh shit. I should really pay more attention to my ranting, shouldn't i?

EDIT: actually, i got that right, but taken out of context it brings the lulz.
hahaha yeah, you typed it out fine, i'm just retarded.

[quarterhorse101]

(http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=125775)

0 0 4

honest cause i'm bored.

[DaveZeroZero]

hahaha yeah, you typed it out fine, i'm just retarded.
ha, swt =]


(http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=125775)

0 0 4

honest cause i'm bored.
did they have eyes?

[eHaMpToN]

women: 2
Men: 0
Countless

[gurby]

how many people are actually honest in any of the threads on here..?

more than my age and less than double my age.

[TK]

whores

[swt_catastrophe]

how many people are actually honest in any of the threads on here..?

more than my age and less than double my age.
seriously.
whores
+1

[TK]

seriously.

+1


I think this is the 4th time I've said that in this thread.
I just like randomly coming in and calling everyone whores, it's a great feeling. You should try it sometime, ha.

[gurby]

seriously.


were you questioning my seriousness?
if so..
i do not lie.
hahaa
it's a horribly awesome attribute.

[swt_catastrophe]

I think this is the 4th time I've said that in this thread.
I just like randomly coming in and calling everyone whores, it's a great feeling. You should try it sometime, ha.
i'll have to remember that.

were you questioning my seriousness?
if so..
i do not lie.
hahaa
it's a horribly awesome attribute.
errr... i was agreeing with you that most people are probably lying in here.

[TMartin442]

were you questioning my seriousness?
if so..
i do not lie.
hahaa
it's a whore-ibly awesome attribute.

really

[4N6 science]

how many people are actually honest in any of the threads on here..?

more than my age and less than double my age.

wow.. I see how you spend your free time.

[DaveZeroZero]

wow.. I see how you spend your free time.
I just spend mine fapping.

[Burning Star IV]

I just spend mine fapping.
Still not gettin' any?

[DaveZeroZero]

Still not gettin' any?
nope =[

[Burning Star IV]

nope =[
Sorry, pal.

[DaveZeroZero]

mmhmm :-(

[4N6 science]

I just spend mine fapping.

yeah.. over the summer time that's my other job.

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah.. over the summer time that's my other job.
and it pays in orgasms!

[4N6 science]

and it pays in orgasms!


yeah its great.

[quarterhorse101]

did they have eyes?

???

[4N6 science]

when I get back at school It's my goal to sleep with 20 girls, and get 55 bjs.

[Burning Star IV]

when I get back at school It's my goal to sleep with 20 girls, and get 55 bjs.
That's reasonable.