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JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:02 PM
The answer is yes, though Jizzy A would like to leave it open for debate. Jizzy A's extreme drumming chops are in fact bestowed upon him by the Norse god of thunder, Thor. Jizzy A does not hesitate to use them on any bitch. ANY bitch. Step off Jizzy A. Bitches.
Machu505
07/14/08, 07:02 PM
Do you always talk in third person.
OdeToTheSun
07/14/08, 07:03 PM
lol wut

dude your weird!
thesafeword
07/14/08, 07:03 PM
Self-Promotion thread.
OdeToTheSun
07/14/08, 07:03 PM
^ most likely
JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:04 PM
Jizzy A says step off bitch. Before he lays his shit down. Jizzy A hates kittens.
OdeToTheSun
07/14/08, 07:05 PM
Jizzy A hates kittens.
Me too. They always acting all cute and shit. Venom452 say it all just an act.
OdeToTheSun
07/14/08, 07:05 PM
Jizzy A hates kittens.
Me too. They always acting all cute and shit. Venom452 say it all just an act.
JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:05 PM
Jizzy A says it is not a self promotion thread. Jizzy A rather says it is the answer to a question that has been hot on many a bitch's tongue, and that question is whether or not his arms are the twin hammers of thor.
thesafeword
07/14/08, 07:05 PM
Hey, Jizzy A, do you want to fight?
JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:07 PM
Jizzy A doesnt need to fight, he needs only to whip out his massive, charismatic, whooping voice. Besides, Jizzy A notes you're entirely across the country. Little bitch. Jizzy A hates bitches.
thesafeword
07/14/08, 07:09 PM
I'm sorry Jizzy A, do you have any tracks that we can listen to?
Nevuk
07/14/08, 07:09 PM
Why did you name yourself after ejaculate, Jizzy A?
OdeToTheSun
07/14/08, 07:10 PM
I don't know about you Jizzy A but I got triplet hammers.
Carlo Marx
07/14/08, 07:12 PM
this dude clearly sucks on the drums.
JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:13 PM
Jizzy A says check your grammar bitch. Triple hammers. And Jizzy A has those too. If you count his massive schlong. Nevuk, Jizzy A says that modern definitions to olden, beautiful words has smudged the name that he has chosen to bestow upon himself. For instance, while to you Jizzy may be the word for this...ejaculate you speak of, to Jizzy A "Jizzy" is simply a word for beautiful. Jizzy A says to learn to accept the natural relativity of the world we live in.
JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:14 PM
Jizzy A is a god. He is the best drummer in the cosmos. Hands-down.
OdeToTheSun
07/14/08, 07:16 PM
Jizzy A says check your grammar bitch. Triple hammers.
No you are mistaken. If you have twins then the next up is triplets.
Nevuk
07/14/08, 07:17 PM
Jizzy A says check your grammar bitch. Triple hammers. And Jizzy A has those too. If you count his massive schlong. Nevuk, Jizzy A says that modern definitions to olden, beautiful words has smudged the name that he has chosen to bestow upon himself. For instance, while to you Jizzy may be the word for this...ejaculate you speak of, to Jizzy A "Jizzy" is simply a word for beautiful. Jizzy A says to learn to accept the natural relativity of the world we live in.
Accepting the natural relativity would lead to acceptance that words change.

Even if it didn't, you find the capital letter A beautiful? I thought I was all alone...
Carlo Marx
07/14/08, 07:17 PM
facts:

1) neil peart is the greatest drummer alive
2) jizzy a is not neal peart

therefore:

we are forced to conclude that jizzy a is not the greatest drummer alive.
JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:20 PM
Venom, Jizzy A would like to point out that you only progress from twins to triplets, etc when discussing objects such as children, polar bear cubs, or other related beasts. However, when commenting on inanimate objects such as my hammers, you would have triple hammers. not triplet hammers. Jizzy A would like to know how his nuts smell.

The A of Jizzy A stands for Animal. Jizzy Animal. yes.
JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:22 PM
Neil Peart is Jizzy A's bitch every wednesday night. He comes after Jizzy A is done having his way with other great drummers, such as Rico Montegrago and Mucho Sucketeat
Nevuk
07/14/08, 07:23 PM
Venom, Jizzy A would like to point out that you only progress from twins to triplets, etc when discussing objects such as children, polar bear cubs, or other related beasts. However, when commenting on inanimate objects such as my hammers, you would have triple hammers. not triplet hammers. Jizzy A would like to know how his nuts smell.

The A of Jizzy A stands for Animal. Jizzy Animal. yes.
Not the letter A? You mean you aren't sexually attracted to letters? Your name is extremely misleading.
OdeToTheSun
07/14/08, 07:24 PM
Venom, Jizzy A would like to point out that you only progress from twins to triplets, etc when discussing objects such as children, polar bear cubs, or other related beasts. However, when commenting on inanimate objects such as my hammers, you would have triple hammers. not triplet hammers. Jizzy A would like to know how his nuts smell.

The A of Jizzy A stands for Animal. Jizzy Animal. yes.

Oh okay, my mistake oh holy one. I bow before your might...just not anywhere near your nuts.
JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:25 PM
Nevuk seemed to miss the point of Jizzy A's explanation that Jizzy means beautiful. Thus if the A stands for Animal his name translates to Beautiful Animal.
IWasaCamera
07/14/08, 07:26 PM
Funny.
JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:27 PM
Venom, Jizzy A thanks you for your acceptance of Jizzy A's superiority. Jizzy A would like to be friends. Or you can be his bitch
JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:27 PM
IWasaCamera...show some respect to Jizzy A. Venom can tell you what happens when you cross him. He does not take Bitchassness lightly.
checkered.stars
07/14/08, 07:28 PM
Checkered.stars says Jizzy A is a terrible fake account. Checkered.stars is not pleased that her oxygen is being wasted by such a failure of a human being. Checkered.stars is not amused. Jizzy A fails.
OdeToTheSun
07/14/08, 07:28 PM
No thanks. I'm already someone elses bitch.
IWasaCamera
07/14/08, 07:29 PM
Get the fuck out and only return once you've decided to:

1. cease the douchebaggery.
2. listen to better music.
JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:30 PM
Jizzy A accepts Venoms reluctance to become his bitch. Friends will have to do Jizzy A supposes.
JizzyA
07/14/08, 07:31 PM
IWasaCamera can not name one band Jizzy A likes so he needs to not assume Jizzy A listens to bad music.
IWasaCamera
07/14/08, 07:32 PM
I'm already positive that you enjoy awful music.
Nevuk
07/14/08, 07:32 PM
Nevuk seemed to miss the point of Jizzy A's explanation that Jizzy means beautiful. Thus if the A stands for Animal his name translates to Beautiful Animal.
I have to decided to accept relativity and pervert it into subjectivity. I know understand that your name means ejaculate covered letter A. And nothing will ever change my mind.

Understand, this is the meeting of extreme stylistic differences, as you are speaking in the third person while every sentence I type has some reference to myself.

PS : Iwasacamera is just a hater of thor, I think.
micahistheballs
07/14/08, 07:48 PM
I love real new users.

And Thor of course
checkered.stars
07/14/08, 07:48 PM
He's not real.
micahistheballs
07/14/08, 07:51 PM
He's not real.
:gasp:

NO WAI!!!!!!
x
checkered.stars
07/14/08, 07:52 PM
Meh.
OdeToTheSun
07/14/08, 07:52 PM
Non-real people rule!
micahistheballs
07/14/08, 07:55 PM
Non-real people rule!
Like Elmur Fudd!
Nevuk
07/14/08, 07:57 PM
Wait, you mean there isn't actually someone named Jizzy A?

There are plenty of people who talk in the third person, however.
OdeToTheSun
07/14/08, 07:58 PM
Like Elmur Fudd!

Yeppers
micahistheballs
07/14/08, 08:08 PM
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk21/baycityball/orly_fudd.jpg
Troggy
07/14/08, 08:14 PM
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk21/baycityball/orly_fudd.jpg

I lol'd
OdeToTheSun
07/14/08, 08:22 PM
This was the best thread of the day for me. As stupid as it was.
micahistheballs
07/14/08, 08:26 PM
I lol'd
I'm making that a standby for me.
thesafeword
07/14/08, 09:14 PM
Where's the beautiful animal?
Danny Schme
07/14/08, 11:11 PM
Where's the beautiful animal?

he went to a movie? perhaps?
thesafeword
07/15/08, 12:01 AM
Maybe.