Penis sizes

[i kill children]

girls... and well i guess guys too. what do you consider an average dick size and a good, big size? im just a bit curious.

[mOvielife99]

i'd say about 6 is average. maybe 5 and 3/4 could be. big would be around 7 and a half i think. im pulling a mean 8 and 1/16 :la:

[Thomas Sway]

Sway > everyone else

[hXc_pwnage]

Small is like...4-6.

Average...6-7

Big...7+

[mirtizzle]

average penis length is between 5.1 and 6.2 inches, thank you human sexuality class.

anyway, how big it is doesn't mean shit if you can't work it.

[koolman kyle]

whats the average size when ur not hard

[ohlookitspaul]

i've heard that average ranges from 5 3/4 - 6 1/4. pretty much, 6 inches.

flaccid? no clue.

[turtlefootrx]

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha

[ruttless]

you guys are mataussies

[im_random]

anyway, how big it is doesn't mean shit if you can't work it.

haha so true

[cristal]

hmmm...why exactly was this thread started??

is someone a little bitter about the size of their penis (or lack there of)??

[mOvielife99]

im 4 inches flaccid, 8+ hard do the math

[hXc_pwnage]

I am .7 inches flaccid and 1 inch hard.

Do the math.

[open mind]

my manhood is short, stubby, hairy, and angry. :lol2:

[ruttless]

I am .7 inches flaccid and 1 inch hard.

Do the math.

hahaha
*rofl*

[Oedipalcomplex]

It's all in the width kids...

[Lets Deja Vu]

You know what some people say, "Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean." but what I say to that "If its not the size of the boat, then it will take you years to reach Asia in a rowboat"

[boysdontcry]

yeah well with my trusty sexual jackhammer i can dig my way to china faster than you can say "i'm livin la vida loca."


what the fuck did i just say?

[ohlookitspaul]

sexual jackhammer?

i prefer luncheon meat truncheon.

[FalloutGuy]

You know what some people say, "Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean." but what I say to that "If its not the size of the boat, then it will take you years to reach Asia in a rowboat"
hahahahahahahhahaha

[Lets Deja Vu]

hahahahahahahhahaha
me and a couple girls were talking about the subject yesterday, and that just came outa my mouth, soooo damn funny

[PairADiceLost]

Avergae is 5.75 inches (no seriously thats the average)
Dollar Bill is 6 inches
Makes ya think how small the average is.
But honestly (and take this from a girl) length doesn't matter so much as width. Trust me. 8 inches and pencil thick is no good. 5 inches and thick enough so you can feel it = yay

[BringPunkback]

what exactly WOULD be wide enough??
personally im about 6 inches...but i need to know how wide it has to be to be good

[SC0926]

yeah from a girls standpoint..I agree with the width thing, and the even if its big, you still need to know whats going on. A guy could be a little smaller than avg./avg. and if he knows what hes doing...than itll be good. If hes huge and clueless, than theres no point. Im not saying ive slept with a ton of men(just a few, less than 5), but Ive had both and the smaller and knowing whats going on is WAY better. WAY better.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

But girls, what if it's wider than it is long? That's what we call, in these parts, a choad. And choads are bad.

[SC0926]

But girls, what if it's wider than it is long? That's what we call, in these parts, a choad. And choads are bad.
than that is just creepy lol...longer better than wide, but width helps

[HORSE]

what happens if my penis is so small it inverts on itself?

[ohlookitspaul]

you become a woman.

[dretti]

yep, your fucked

[ohlookitspaul]

i'm a biology major, i speak the truth.

[open mind]

what's the average vagina size?

[ohlookitspaul]

i've heard it's actually like 6 inches deep, for regular. i mean, you can go beyond that, but 6 inches is all that's required for "pleasure"

[HORSE]

you become a woman.

alright, thats actualy cool. I can be a lesbian now

[open mind]

why? whats yours? :lol2:
very funny, didn't think anyone would be smart enough to think up that beauty. :lipsrseal

[SC0926]

to all the guys out there, becareful with your man down there. My wonderful boyfriend(and believe me, he is wonderful) was at work, and a co-worker accidentally spilled a diluted acid solution in his lap. Needless to say, hes out of commission for a little while. its been a week...and it still needs lots of time to heal. dammit...just thought Id leave that as a word of caution. lol

[ruttless]

umm...er...ok :lol2:

[FalloutGuy]

to all the guys out there, becareful with your man down there. My wonderful boyfriend(and believe me, he is wonderful) was at work, and a co-worker accidentally spilled a diluted acid solution in his lap. Needless to say, hes out of commission for a little while. its been a week...and it still needs lots of time to heal. dammit...just thought Id leave that as a word of caution. lol
Wooooooooooooooooooooo

As a man to man.....tell him I'm with ya man....get better bro!!!! :thumb:

[Bishop]

Three... going on four weeks.

[alxneindecember]

8" on a bad day

[SC0926]

Wooooooooooooooooooooo

As a man to man.....tell him I'm with ya man....get better bro!!!! :thumb:
thanks ill let him know! yeah hes not telling to many people(or anyone other than myself for that matter) cuse hes kinda embarrassed

[ohlookitspaul]

Three... going on four weeks.
what does that have to do with penis size?

[Bishop]

She (sorry don't know your name) mentioned that her and her boyfriend cannot do the deed, and how they will not be able to. So I'm just letting her know that it can be done because I'm going on four weeks without it on my own.

[ohlookitspaul]

ahhh...i see. yeah, it can definitely be done. keep the faith, sister (whoever you're talking about)

[richter915]

doesn't matter how long it is. It matters how long you can last.

On average, guys last under three minutes.

First time I had sex, I lasted over twenty minutes. I almost gave my girlfriend two orgasms.

[boysdontcry]

the first time i had sex we were drunk and i passed out after like 5 minutes.

[ohlookitspaul]

the first time i had sex we were drunk and i passed out after like 5 minutes.
nice.

[boysdontcry]

did i mention i passed out on top of her?

that was bad.

[Bishop]

The first time I had sex we went for at least half an hour, if not 45 minutes. And what's really bad was that while we were doing the deed my little brother and about 3 of his friends came over for a sleepover. But hell, I was enjoying it to much.

Also one time I went from midnight, till 5 in the morning. Yes gentleman, it was good to.

[AP_Punk]

All Girls are straight up lying when they say that size does not matter, I got proof.
Heads up here for you guys, my best friend Pete has been getting all the girls at school and work after he has not had a girlfriend in the past 2 years. I asked him if he is drugging them or whatever so he told me his little secret. He has been taking these tablets, Copy and paste this address into your browser CKAPS.COM to see where he gets them from, they made his little magic stick grow almost double the size it was in about 2 months and he says it is still getting bigger.
I thought he was kidding around so I investigated a little bit into it and sure enough I found nine bottles of the these pills under his bed and to top that off, his 2 brothers are now taking them too, I don't know, but I am thinking now of buying them for you know who.. I know it sounds shallow but after seeing the results, it is hard to not do it.
I am telling you I have all the proof needed that they work, the place you order them from even guarentees that they will work on any guy or they give you what you paid right back. Don't pass up on this one guys, it is 100% confirmed and for real. Get them while they are still available by Going here Just copy and paste this address in your browser. CKAPS.COM
J37956415

[Brandon Allin]

it's natural for a dude who kills children to be curious about penis size. he wants to know if what he's doing is worth his time or not.

[Brandon Allin]

Avergae is 5.75 inches (no seriously thats the average)
Dollar Bill is 6 inches
Makes ya think how small the average is.
But honestly (and take this from a girl) length doesn't matter so much as width. Trust me. 8 inches and pencil thick is no good. 5 inches and thick enough so you can feel it = yay

yeah from a girls standpoint..I agree with the width thing, and the even if its big, you still need to know whats going on. A guy could be a little smaller than avg./avg. and if he knows what hes doing...than itll be good. If hes huge and clueless, than theres no point. Im not saying ive slept with a ton of men(just a few, less than 5), but Ive had both and the smaller and knowing whats going on is WAY better. WAY better.

you dirty, dirty sluts.

[AP_Punk]

tee hee

[shit stroll]

well, im glad to see all the positive comments from the ladies regarding small penis sizes.

[lovely864md]

Holy freaking bump. 04??

[AP_Punk]

Damn straight!

Guys, post pics.

[shit stroll]

Holy freaking bump. 04??
old threads never die

[shit stroll]

Damn straight!

Guys, post pics.
:penis:

[AP_Punk]

Anyone tuck theirs in?

[TheOtherAndrew]

http://www.ontariotravel.net/images/listings/262704/262704Picture.jpg

[AP_Punk]

I love doing frot.

[TheOtherAndrew]

I love doing frot.
Who doesn't?

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f260/TheOtherAndrew/FrotFrotFrot.jpg

[shit stroll]

http://www.ontariotravel.net/images/listings/262704/262704Picture.jpg
:jackoff:

[AP_Punk]

:-d

[shit stroll]

Who doesn't?

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f260/TheOtherAndrew/FrotFrotFrot.jpg
:crackup:

[Chris Fallon]

I'm negro below the belt.

[amysaurus]

This thread is hilarious. But forreals, if you don't know how to use it, it doesn't matter how big it is.

[shit stroll]

This thread is hilarious. But forreals, if you don't know how to use it, it doesn't matter how big it is.
thanks for the advice

[chronomic]

I am .7 inches flaccid and 1 inch hard.

Do the math.

lolol perfect response

[Kassie09]

On the other hand though, there is such a thing as too big..which would be just as bad as too small.

[AP_Punk]

:eyebrow:

[shit stroll]

On the other hand though, there is such a thing as too big..which would be just as bad as too small.
do you have a lot of experience with different size penises?

[staywhatyouare9]

do you have a lot of experience with different size penises?


hahahahahaha....nice

[SgtSmegma]

It's all in the width kids...

This guy knows what he's talking about. Choad wielders unite!

[SgtSmegma]

:crackup:

Is that Rick Santorum?

[Kassie09]

Hahahaaha.
No, not that many.
But believe it or not girls do talk with their friends about these things..and through all of our experiences we have been able to come to this conclusion.

[anamericangod]

I wonder how many of these girls who seemingly know everything about penises and amazing sex are actually incredibly dull in bed.

[shit stroll]

Hahahaaha.
No, not that many.
But believe it or not girls do talk with their friends about these things..and through all of our experiences we have been able to come to this conclusion.
yeah, sure.

[shit stroll]

I wonder how many of these girls who seemingly know everything about penises and amazing sex are actually incredibly dull in bed.
you know size doesnt matter as long as you know how to work it. and length doesnt matter as much as width

[GetWellBoss]

I wonder how many of these girls who seemingly know everything about penises and amazing sex are actually incredibly dull in bed.

i have two words to describe what they are probably like.......

dead fish.

[TheGoodnightMoon]

I wonder how many of these girls who seemingly know everything about penises and amazing sex are actually incredibly dull in bed.

Wayyyyy more than they lead us to believe.

[pilot_light_out]

Yeah, it'd be cool to have a dick that is as long as the girl wants it to be, and is also hard as long as she wants it to be....like the one i have.

[concernedparent]

average penis length is between 5.1 and 6.2 inches, thank you human sexuality class.

anyway, how big it is doesn't mean shit if you can't work it.
Bullshit. This is just one of those quotes to make guys feel better about themselves.

This is sort of like the "Well I'd rather have a hot chick with small boobs than an ugly chick with big boobs!" bullshit. I don't see any reason why you can assume that guys with smaller dicks are better at "working it" than those large dicks. Sick of this politically correct reasoning. Just dumb. Sure it doesn't mean shit if they can't "work it," but if would be even worse if someone with a small dick couldn't "work it."

[concernedparent]

And I've seen enough lying about dick sizes in this thread to last me a life time.

[Kassie09]

yeah, sure.
Haha, whatever, you can think what you'd like.

[shit stroll]

Haha, whatever, you can think what you'd like.
:slut:

[ReadyForAction]

Big= what I ahve

Average= what everyone that isn't me has

[lovely864md]

Has anyone noticed the name of the OP?

[absolutecrunk]

Oh my dear lord I remember lurking this thread when I was like 16.

[atticus1492]

3 inches. Suck it.

[lightcollapse]

sometimes it's hard concealing my 32 inch penis in my jeans. like, you can see the outline and stuff.

[Chris Fallon]

It's 11 inches.

Around.

[lovely864md]

It's 11 inches.

Around.

Circumference, nice.

[nivek87]

You know what some people say, "Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean." but what I say to that "If its not the size of the boat, then it will take you years to reach Asia in a rowboat"

me and a couple girls were talking about the subject yesterday, and that just came outa my mouth, soooo damn funny


yeah fella?

"Women say that it is not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. I would like to point out however, that it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat"
Jeff Foxworthy

[chrisstahl]

for the win.

All Girls are straight up lying when they say that size does not matter, I got proof.
Heads up here for you guys, my best friend Pete has been getting all the girls at school and work after he has not had a girlfriend in the past 2 years. I asked him if he is drugging them or whatever so he told me his little secret. He has been taking these tablets, Copy and paste this address into your browser CKAPS.COM to see where he gets them from, they made his little magic stick grow almost double the size it was in about 2 months and he says it is still getting bigger.
I thought he was kidding around so I investigated a little bit into it and sure enough I found nine bottles of the these pills under his bed and to top that off, his 2 brothers are now taking them too, I don't know, but I am thinking now of buying them for you know who.. I know it sounds shallow but after seeing the results, it is hard to not do it.
I am telling you I have all the proof needed that they work, the place you order them from even guarentees that they will work on any guy or they give you what you paid right back. Don't pass up on this one guys, it is 100% confirmed and for real. Get them while they are still available by Going here Just copy and paste this address in your browser. CKAPS.COM
J37956415

[WhiteLies.]

I'm negro below the belt.

"Black from the waist down, white from the wallet up" - my friend

[AP_Punk]

What was Elvis Presley's worst release?







The ejaculation containing Lisa Marie.

[theguilt engine]

girth matters the most, IMO. but, like people have said, if you can't use it...what's the point?

[Gumbyjag]

What was Elvis Presley's worst release?







The ejaculation containing Lisa Marie.

WIN.

[CityOfLust]

girth matters the most, IMO. but, like people have said, if you can't use it...what's the point? Chodes FTW?

[llwilliamsll]

small is 1-2
medium 3-3.5
large 3.5-4.5
extremely large 5+
i'm basing tis off of myself of course...i'm at about a small

[CityOfLust]

small is 1-2
medium 3-3.5
large 3.5-4.5
extremely large 5+
i'm basing tis off of myself of course...i'm at about a small girth or length?...

[sidekicksuicide]

mine penis is just a tip

it's like an acorn glued to the end of my torso

[seesky?fly.]

You know what some people say, "Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean." but what I say to that "If its not the size of the boat, then it will take you years to reach Asia in a rowboat"
hahahahahaahhaah i love this

[chronomic]

my penis faces the other way

[0starter0]

For female pleasure it's more about width than length.

If it's too long and you hit the ?cervix? (whatever it's called) it's extremely painful.

[Chris Fallon]

My penis is on my butt.

[Dumpweed]

8==|)~~~~( . Y . )

[PadraicPrincess]

mine penis is just a tip

it's like an acorn glued to the end of my torso

ahaha same.

uuhhh.. i mean

[llwilliamsll]

girth or length?...
length man...length

[CityOfLust]

length man...length
it's funny because everyone on the internet is:
6'2"
190
7.5 inches.

just a lolfact.

[concernedparent]

it's funny because everyone on the internet is:
6'2"
190
7.5 inches.

just a lolfact.
I noticed this. But the internet rule is to just subtract the penis size they give by 2.5 inches, give or take some depending on the douchiness of the person.

[Kassie09]

subtract the size they give by two inches?
hahah, maaan, men on the internet are packing.

[shit stroll]

you seam to like this topic

[theguy77]

i've heard that average ranges from 5 3/4 - 6 1/4. pretty much, 6 inches.

flaccid? no clue.

haha i feel blessed. thank you oh great african ancestors.

[Kassie09]

you seam to like this topic
It's obvious that I am obsessed with it.
BUT, actually I am just quite bored and this was the only thread with new posts.

[shit stroll]

It's obvious that I am obsessed with it.
BUT, actually I am just quite bored and this was the only thread with new posts.
:-0 i am pretty bored too.

[Kassie09]

:-0 i am pretty bored too.

:-0 No way! I guess that's why you're also on here at 4:30am?
..no one else really is, from the looks of the activity. it is sad

[shit stroll]

haha, it is sad:-(

i am always up late

[Kassie09]

I've been on late..lately.
You do seem to be one of the ones I talk to when I'm on later.
Why are you always up so late? Do you never have to get up early?

[12:46AM]

yeah fella?

"Women say that it is not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. I would like to point out however, that it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat"
Jeff Foxworthy
Kevin, you just owned that dude. I wish it was 2004 so he could see that post and be humiliated for being a joke stealer.

[shit stroll]

well, i work from 8:00 to 2:30 on Monday, Tuesday, wednesday, and Thursday.

[Kassie09]

And you still stay up just as late?

[shit stroll]

And you still stay up just as late?
no. i took this week off; im visiting my mom in alabama. i usually go to bed around 1:30 on work nights. why do you stay up so late on school nights? lol

[Kassie09]

no. i took this week off; im visiting my mom in alabama. i usually go to bed around 1:30 on work nights. why do you stay up so late on school nights? lol
Ohh, that makes sense for you being on then.

Im not sure why I do!
The past three nights I've only gotten a combined 10 hours of sleep. If I stay up one more hour, I've been up 24 hours.. Perhaps a slight case of insomnia. It best go away.

[shit stroll]

haha, i bet you're always falling to sleep in class!
so are you a senior?

[Kassie09]

Haha, I've never fallen asleep at school shockingly.

Unfortunately, I'm only a junior.

Do you go to college?

[shit stroll]

damn. that sucks you still have one more year to go.

no. as of right now i am not attending college. hopefully by next fall ill be enrolled in school

so do you like pittsburgh?

[Kassie09]

It does suck.
what do you plan to go to college for?
and no, I don't like Pittsburgh, how is atlanta?
I like it there, I have family in Athens and Georgia is a nice state.

[shit stroll]

um, i really dont know yet. that's why i am procrastinating, i need to find out what i want to do!

i always imagined pittsburgh to be a pretty crummy place. i've been to snowshoe, wv. quite a few times. that's not too far from pitt.

atlanta is ok; there is alot of shit to do. athens is a cool place; really good music scene.

[Kassie09]

Pittsburgh actually is the move livable city! For some reason..
It's not toooo terrible, I just don't enjoy it here.
Hmm, I live in a suburb of Pittsburgh and so I live about 15 minutes from Ohio/WV so you were probably pretty close to where I live!

lotsa woods..and nothingness?

I didn't get to experience the music in Athens! :[

[shit stroll]

haha, that's cool. i heard downtown pittsburgh is pretty cool nowadays. i heard they cleaned up the river and revitalized the downtown area these past few years. the pirates stadium is supposedly one of the nicer stadiums in baseball.

yeah, i've been snowboarding and mountain biking up in snowshoe a few times. its in the middle of nowhere; there nothing else within miles of the resort

bummer on not catching a show in athens :-(

[Kassie09]

It is rather cool, I guess. They have tried to make it nicer! It's pretty clean and such, for the most part. There's some bad parts..like in any city.

Hmm, I've never been to snowshow, I've only went snowboarding at seven springs..which you probably haven't heard of.

next time I see my family in GA, I am totally going to see a show in Athens! I need to, apparently.

[shit stroll]

snowshoe is a pretty awesome place. definitely the biggest ski resort in the mid atlantic. i think they have like 50 trails. are you any good @ snowboarding?

so what college are you planning to attend?

[Kassie09]

Haha, no, I'm pretty bad at it.
I am better at snowboarding than skiing though.

My true talent lies in snow tubing. hahahha.

Err, as for college Im not sure. I might just stay in Pittsburgh since we have some great schools..but part of me wants to go to college in Boston..North Carolina..Virginia..just somewhere else.

When you do go, do you think you'll stay in Atlanta?

[shit stroll]

haha @ the snow tubing! hopefully you will get better @ snowboarding. how often do you go?

um, probably go to school in asheville, nc. its a pretty cool town. although i do have a lot of friends in st. pete, fl. and its a supper fun place

[Kassie09]

Hahaha, I probably go snowboarding..less than ten times in the winter. I'm kind of scared of the ski lift. Okay, REALLY afraid.

see, everyone wants to go to NC, it's the place to go!

However, I've officially been up 24 hours, it's sleep time.
It was nice talking to you, I'm sure I'll talk to you again soon when we're both up late, h aha.
goodnight!

[shit stroll]

peace.

[ghostyouare]

yeah fella?

"Women say that it is not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. I would like to point out however, that it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat"
Jeff Foxworthy
normally when some one starts off with, `you know what some people say` they are not trying to take credit for originality...

[concernedparent]

subtract the size they give by two inches?
hahah, maaan, men on the internet are packing.
You might find that it's not that bad. Because you'll realize that the dicks you've seen that guys have told you are 7 inches and thought were alright sized are really 5 inches.

[nivek87]

normally when some one starts off with, `you know what some people say` they are not trying to take credit for originality...

read well?

You know what some people say, "Its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean." but what I say to that "If its not the size of the boat, then it will take you years to reach Asia in a rowboat"


me and a couple girls were talking about the subject yesterday, and that just came outa my mouth, soooo damn funny

*bolded just for you.

[emerson1892]

I'm negro below the belt.

Lazy?

[shit stroll]

not funny

[ChiefSuckyDucky]

Pocahontas sure loved my disgustingly huge Native dick.

[Chris Fallon]

Lazy?
http://www.pjhlaw.co.uk/uploads/images/racist.jpg

[jkaminallen]

Internet size? 19.67


FuREALZ: 6.5

[Ghostpsalm]

just remember guys... it doesn't matter if you're single, in a relationship, married or anything else! because one fact will ALWAYS remain true.

Safe sex is in the palm of your hand

[chronomic]

just remember guys... it doesn't matter if you're single, in a relationship, married or anything else! because one fact will ALWAYS remain true.

Safe sex is in the analz

/fixed

[Ghostpsalm]

/fixed

hahaha how true

my girlfriend was always whining about not wanting to get pregant. so i told her i was seeing somebody else

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/heroesr4losers/bxp133168.jpg

[CityOfLust]

hahaha how true

my girlfriend was always whining about not wanting to get pregant. so i told her i was seeing somebody else

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/heroesr4losers/bxp133168.jpg or PALM-ela anderson.

[Kassie09]

hahaha how true

my girlfriend was always whining about not wanting to get pregant. so i told her i was seeing somebody else

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/heroesr4losers/bxp133168.jpg

Hahahahahahha
i have never ever seen that/heard of that before.
that is so clever.

[Chris Fallon]

At least my hands can do the dishes and cook a decent meal!

[chronomic]

buuuuurn

[AntiLife01]

flacid is a funny word....

[CityOfLust]

We actually made a facebook group.
"I'd rather play call of duty than hang out with Louisville [our sister school] girls."
and we stated 50 reasons such as...
COD isn't ugly. COD understands my true feelings. COD doesn't complain. etc.

[breaking news!]

4 1/2 - 6 1/2 is average.
...ive never met someone that small though. smallest ive seen was 6.

biggest was 8 1/2...

but anywhere from 7 - 8 is ideal for me.

[Dan CiTi]

We actually made a facebook group.
"I'd rather play call of duty than hang out with Louisville [our sister school] girls."
and we stated 50 reasons such as...
COD isn't ugly. COD understands my true feelings. COD doesn't complain. etc.
COD is lacking in art style though. Crysis and BioShock are much prettier.

[llwilliamsll]

4 1/2 - 6 1/2 is average.
...ive never met someone that small though. smallest ive seen was 6.

biggest was 8 1/2...

but anywhere from 7 - 8 is ideal for me.
You've got some nudes to go along with those stats? Slut
and bump

[bluecrunchy]

You've got some nudes to go along with those stats? Slut
and bump

Yeah, it's like she uses a tape measure or something.

[xvszero]

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away

That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life

Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want


Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey


Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny wee(x15)

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso

Pobre, pobreci, pobre procito

Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

Don't (X36)

[llwilliamsll]

Yeah, it's like she uses a tape measure or something.
She's getting her centimeters and inches mixed up

[chronomic]

Yeah, it's like she uses a tape measure or something.

yea i was gonna say the same thing. this bitch busts out a ruler every time she bangs? slutt

[LV03]

sorry, but anything less than this is just too small...

http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg

[TheByrus]

i'm only 6 inches ;{ wide.

[Dr. Acula]

sorry, but anything less than this is just too small...

http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg

Ah hahahahahaha. Wow.

[absolutecrunk]

Oh my god why was this brought to the top of my forum activity?!

[llwilliamsll]

sorry, but anything less than this is just too small...

http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg
It's like an anaconda; it will strangle you to death before it...well...you know

[lovely864md]

sorry, but anything less than this is just too small...

http://www.nakedworldrecords.com/jokepenis.jpg

It's like a tail, but on the wrong side.

[LV03]

or a hose

[wewascontenders]

Now he would definetly pass out if he got a boner.

[lovely864md]

Now he would definetly pass out if he got a boner.

You make a good point.

[wewascontenders]

And the balls are bigger than his head.

[lovely864md]

I'm not gonna lie, it really creeps me out.

[mattybobviously]

That's a great cock.

[Kassie09]

i'm going to reply to everything so i can get 8 more posts in here and have the most posts in this thread. how cool.

anyway, thats a sick fake penis.

[absolutecrunk]

I don't want to get bant:

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/06/04_nsfw_lgl.jpg

[lovely864md]

Kassie is selfish.

[lovely864md]

I don't want to get bant:

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/06/04_nsfw_lgl.jpg

If you glance at it really fast it looks like an alligator. The head being...the head.

[llwilliamsll]

i'm going to reply to everything so i can get 8 more posts in here and have the most posts in this thread. how cool.

anyway, thats a sick fake penis.
Who's to say it's fake? I personally know someone that has a penis the same size as the picture
me

[chronomic]

looks like seth green

[absolutecrunk]

looks like seth green
is eli roth

[Kassie09]

Kassie is selfish.
i'm so greedy, being number 2 isn't good enough in this thread.

[lovely864md]

i'm so greedy, being number 2 isn't good enough in this thread.

You're tempting me to spam just to crush your hopes and dreams. And you obviously did not learn your lesson in elementary school. First is the worst. Second is the best. Third=hairy chest.

[Kassie09]

Mary! I'd cry myself to sleep! First really IS the worst this time since its shit stroll..and 3rd..yep hairy chest..2nd..obviously.
Damn , my quest for being number 1 will continue tomorrow, sleeping pills are a go!
don't spam it mary! the power of christ doesnt compell you!

[lovely864md]

Mary! I'd cry myself to sleep! First really IS the worst this time since its shit stroll..and 3rd..yep hairy chest..2nd..obviously.
Damn , my quest for being number 1 will continue tomorrow, sleeping pills are a go!
don't spam it mary! the power of christ doesnt compell you!

!!!!

Overuse of explanation points!

And don't worry I'm far too lazy to spam.

Edit: fuck, I just realized that I'm third...Goddamn.

[mynameisX]

But girls, what if it's wider than it is long? That's what we call, in these parts, a choad. And choads are bad.

Oh, my god, I could've sworn that choad was a made up word.

[fadedmemories]

What was Elvis Presley's worst release?







The ejaculation containing Lisa Marie.


this post and the whole thread is full of major win

[jcarbs]

At least my hands can do the dishes and cook a decent meal!

You dropped me off at the ROFLhouse after i read this.

[llwilliamsll]

Oh, my god, I could've sworn that choad was a made up word.
You're a moron.

Now...more penis talk.

[Kassie09]

!!!!

Overuse of explanation points!

And don't worry I'm far too lazy to spam.

Edit: fuck, I just realized that I'm third...Goddamn.

bahaha, third.
I will make it to first..if someone in here decides to have a conversation. I'm in.

[GhostMachine]

Anyone last 3 hours without the help of drugs?

[llwilliamsll]

Anyone last 3 hours without the help of drugs?
3 hours is the equivalent to premature ejaculating for me

[chronomic]

even if my schlong could last 3 hours, my body couldnt. thats longer than a fuckin football game.



and theres no way a vag could take a beating like that...even houston had to switch to her ass after a few hours.

[billyboatkid]

What Fuck is going on in here?!

That's what I heard when my parents walked in on me having sex for three hours. aka(30 sec)

Don't let this happen to you. ;-)

[PaulsRightNut]

hahaha this thread is funny.

I'm pretty sure the vagina is only like 8 cm long.. so I guess anything massively bigger than that can't be of use?

[llwilliamsll]

even if my schlong could last 3 hours, my body couldnt. thats longer than a fuckin football game.



and theres no way a vag could take a beating like that...even houston had to switch to her ass after a few hours.
A vag could take that beating if she's dead...am I right am I right?!

[musicfiend]

Well actually my dick is 555 ft. and 5.5 inches.

[GhostMachine]

You need to have stamina...I ran cross country for four years and track. I did that the like 20th time I'd had sex...it was fun.

[chronomic]

so you had sex for 3 hours on the 20th time you had sex? haha ok.

[llwilliamsll]

Well actually my dick is 555 ft. and 5.5 inches.
You've caught my attention
so you had sex for 3 hours on the 20th time you had sex? haha ok.
I'm guessing there was a 2.5 hour break of him just crying during that 3 hour span.

[Chris Fallon]

You've caught my attention

I'm guessing there was a 2.5 hour break of him just crying during that 3 hour span.
Or trying to get over his impotence. :shrug:

[llwilliamsll]

Or trying to get over his impotence. :shrug:
Probably both.

[CubbyNick42]

but anywhere from 7 - 8 is ideal for me.
Oh good. At least you're easy to please.

[lovely864md]

3 hours of sex? I would get bored and go out for ice cream during that time.

[Chris Fallon]

Girls get mad at me if I take half an hour, let alone 3 hours.

When I say girls, I mean prostitutes.

And when I say prostitutes, I mean drug addicts.

Okay ... gay hitchhikers. What is this, a courtroom? STOP JUDGING ME!

[GhostMachine]

so you had sex for 3 hours on the 20th time you had sex? haha ok.

Something like that...it was really like the fourth time...but yeah.

You've caught my attention

I'm guessing there was a 2.5 hour break of him just crying during that 3 hour span.

No.

Or trying to get over his impotence. :shrug:

No. I'mk only impotent when I'm sick...which is almost never.

3 hours of sex? I would get bored and go out for ice cream during that time.


We had ice cream with us.

[Villanova1L]

We had ice cream with us.

I definitely just got the picture of you feeding a large person handfuls of ice cream during your three hour session.

[AP_Punk]

Remember that thread where some girl measured the inside of her vag? Classic Personal Life forum moment.

[permanentdan]

Girls get mad at me if I take half an hour, let alone 3 hours.

When I say girls, I mean prostitutes.

And when I say prostitutes, I mean drug addicts.

Okay ... gay hitchhikers. What is this, a courtroom? STOP JUDGING ME!


hahaha classic dude. classic.

[chronomic]

yeah ive gotten yelled at a few times for taking too long. not usually a problem tho hehe :wink:

[mynameisX]

3 hours is the equivalent to premature ejaculating for me

And I'm the moron.

[llwilliamsll]

And I'm the moron.
That you are...your actions of not knowing what a choad was makes you a moron...my attempt at humor does not make me a moron.

[lovely864md]

We had ice cream with us.

Well isn't that just convenient

Remember that thread where some girl measured the inside of her vag? Classic Personal Life forum moment.

Hahahaha of course she did. With a ruler?

[Chris Fallon]

Remember that thread where some girl measured the inside of her vag? Classic Personal Life forum moment.
Hahahahahahahahaha what the fuck? How did I miss that? That is classic haha

yeah ive gotten yelled at a few times for taking too long. not usually a problem tho hehe :wink:
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That you are...your actions of not knowing what a choad was makes you a moron...my attempt at humor does not make me a moron.
I lol'd at your joke. Morons just don't get it.

[lovely864md]

Hahahahahahahahaha what the fuck? How did I miss that? That is classic haha


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I lol'd at your joke. Morons just don't get it.

You sir are quite giddy.

[shit stroll]

:jackoff:

[boysdontcry17]

so what does "working it" mean?
is there an actual technique involved?
i'm asking because (obviously) i'm not aware of one.
i just push with my monolith until she starts making funny noises, so i guess it works...
someone instruct me (without practicing on me) on the ways of the wang.

[musicfiend]

You've caught my attention

I'm guessing there was a 2.5 hour break of him just crying during that 3 hour span.
Guess I also forgot to tell you that it is always hard.

[snowtires]

according to my 11th grade health teacher, 3" is average looooooool, that sucks for those dudes

[lovely864md]

according to my 11th grade health teacher, 3" is average looooooool, that sucks for those dudes

Ohhhh shit.

[SgtSmegma]

according to my 11th grade health teacher, 3" is average looooooool, that sucks for those dudes

Maybe she just found that statistic by calculating the average penis length of the men she had crammed. Unfortunate for her.

[SgtSmegma]

so what does "working it" mean?
is there an actual technique involved?
i'm asking because (obviously) i'm not aware of one.
i just push with my monolith until she starts making funny noises, so i guess it works...
someone instruct me (without practicing on me) on the ways of the wang.

Its all about you. Thats all you need to know.

[snowtires]

Maybe she just found that statistic by calculating the average penis length of the men she had crammed. Unfortunate for her.

it was a he. even worse

[Kassie09]

our health teacher told us the average was 5. nice false statistics we're fed at school on little penises.

[hockeycoshow1]

All of our schools lie to us the actual average penis is a choad 2inches long 5 inches wide.

[SgtSmegma]

it was a he. even worse

Oh god.

[concernedparent]

haha, I love how in health they're like, the average penis size is between 4-8 inches, so everyone feels good!

[notoaststereo]

awesome thread.

[Chris Fallon]

"If your dick is anywhere between 1-12 inches ... you're average."

[notoaststereo]

"If your dick is anywhere between 1-12 inches ... you're average."

i guess i'm below average at .5"

[eHaMpToN]

I am .7 inches flaccid and 1 inch hard.

Do the math.

winner.

[mynameisX]

That you are...your actions of not knowing what a choad was makes you a moron...my attempt at humor does not make me a moron.

I just wanted to point out the failure of your attempt. And lack of knowledge does not qualify as an action.

[Deaf Guy Bri]

Small = Less than 5

Medium = 5-7

Large = 8-10

Biggie size it! = 11 and up

[AP_Punk]

horsepower

[Deaf Guy Bri]

horsepower
Damn! Thank gods I didn't have water in my mouth or it would be all over my bed and laptop!:-D

[shit stroll]

small penises rule.

[chronomic]

your penis size is only as relative as the size of the vageen its bashing.

[alice+interiors]

your penis size is only as relative as the size of the vageen its bashing.

haha.

[Chris Fallon]

I'm hung like a Lego man.

[johnh5304]

I'm hung like a Lego man.I lol'd.

[Willy McFurgle]

2 inch crew, hung like a horsefly.

[mynameisX]

My friend Steve used to brag that he was hung like a hamster.

[Ikilledherdream]

I worry about it sometimes.
It's like 6 1/2 to 7 inches. Just depends on what kind of day it is.
It's actually bigger on bad days.
It's thick though.

[chronomic]

stop quoting your mother

[AP_Punk]

I'm hung like an 8 year old.

[xvszero]

Just do what I always do, whenever someone asks you how big you are say you are a solid 10.

Just don't mention that you are using the metric scale.

[SLoT]

i just say three...pounds.