Being a dick

[_jonas]

Exclusively for dicks.


Edit: concept

[wewascontenders]

Again, no cigar.

[_jonas]

Ahhh!

[hockeycoshow1]

1/10

[_jonas]

1/10
10/10 your avatar

[hockeycoshow1]

Sweet. :bow:

[_jonas]

i should actually be a dick.

damn this thread!

[hockeycoshow1]

It's ok keep trying I will be here to rate them all. One might succeed.

[notoaststereo]

not good.

[thesafeword]

Fuck this.

[open mind]

i expected someone to have posted pics of some massive members by this point in the thread.

[Chris Fallon]

:zoom:

[CstSnow]

Really? You honestly thought that "hey this would be a great idea for a thread"? Some peoples thought processes are just fucked.

[4N6 science]

poor showing on the thread creation..think before you click create thread.

[absolutecrunk]

Really? You honestly thought that "hey this would be a great idea for a thread"? Some peoples though processes are just fucked.
Like the same process that tells your brain that you're typing 'though' instead of 'thought' out of mechanical memory?

Wakka wakka I'm out of Personal Life

and out of a personal life :-(

[LansingGaddis]

Like the same process that tells your brain that you're typing 'though' instead of 'thought' out of mechanical memory?

Wakka wakka I'm out of Personal Life

and out of a personal life :-(

Did you just make the pac-man sound? Haha.

[drewziph]

nooooooooo

[SLoT]

:sleep:

[Willy McFurgle]

i juggle babies

[drewziph]

i juggle babies
while theyre on fire?

[Willy McFurgle]

while theyre on fire?


Thats the grand finale, i'm working on a routine in which i juggle fire babies over a pit of hungry badgers while singing lean on me backwards.

[drewziph]

Thats the grand finale, i'm working on a routine in which i juggle fire babies over a pit of hungry badgers while singing lean on me backwards.
im so there.

[DaveZeroZero]

I put babies in blenders, get an erection watching it and then have baby smoothies for breakfast.

I once marketed my idea to starbucks; they weren't impressed, called the cops and I had to get out of town. Fast.

[4N6 science]

I put babies in blenders, get an erection watching it and then have baby smoothies for breakfast.

I once marketed my idea to starbucks; they weren't impressed, called the cops and I had to get out of town. Fast.

haha

i just steal candy from babies.. watching them cry after I take their lollipop is golden!

[drewziph]

id rest the lolly on my nipple an tell them to come get it

[DaveZeroZero]

haha

i just steal candy from babies.. watching them cry after I take their lollipop is golden!

I take their lollipop.

Then I give them mine.

[Willy McFurgle]

I just punch babies that are eating ice cream in the face and make em cry, why bother with the lollipop when i could eat some ice cream and watch em cry.

[4N6 science]

I take their lollipop.

Then I give them mine.


you always take it one step further...lol

[DaveZeroZero]

you always take it one step further...lol

:bow:

[drewziph]

I take their lollipop.

Then I give them mine.
lol'd

[Willy McFurgle]

I take their lollipop.

Then I give them mine.

i'd take their lollipop, give mine to their moms, and tell their dad to get me a corndog.

[drewziph]

i'd take their lollipop, give mine to their moms, and tell their dad to get me a corndog.
no.
ur mean

[ThemChains]

Having a dick>Being a dick

[DaveZeroZero]

Having a dick = Being a dick

Fixed it for truth.

[ThemChains]

Fixed it for truth.

Don't correct me.

[DaveZeroZero]

oops, too late ;-)

[DickfaceChillah]

If you were a real dick, you wouldn't have made a fucking thread about it where all the other dicks could come in and try their hardest to be the biggest dick.

A real (fictional) dick:

http://www.mergersandinquisitions.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/ari.jpg

[drewziph]

wang

[pilot_light_out]

i farted

[drewziph]

i farted
what a dick

[thesafeword]

Fuck all of you.

[drewziph]

Fuck all of you.
please. im askin for it.

[_jonas]

http://ajgentile.typepad.com/ajs_piece_o_the_w/images/squirrel.jpg

[thesafeword]

I laughed a little.

[KISS MY SASS..]

i luv how its all dudes on this thread! but imma chick and well yah like em. . does that count??

[LansingGaddis]

i luv how its all dudes on this thread! but imma chick and well yah like em. . does that count??

uhh.... what?

[4N6 science]

uhh.... what?

thats what I thought just didn't post it.

[KISS MY SASS..]

uhh.... what?

ha idk the thread was lacking sum luster. .

[4N6 science]

ha idk the thread was lacking sum luster. .

do you like guys that are dicks?

[KISS MY SASS..]

do you like guys that are dicks?

actually i do!

[4N6 science]

actually i do!

i see...

[KISS MY SASS..]

i see...

ha do you have a problem with that??

[LansingGaddis]

ha idk the thread was lacking sum luster. .

oh

[KISS MY SASS..]

oh

yup. :)

[drewziph]

actually i do!
:wave:

[KISS MY SASS..]

:wave:

haha nice..

[drewziph]

haha nice..
so we have a n00b who likes men bein a dick to her

nice.

[KISS MY SASS..]

so we have a n00b who likes men bein a dick to her

nice.

mhmm.. not actually to me but to others. . just alil fyi!

[LansingGaddis]

mhmm.. not actually to me but to others. . just alil fyi!

FUCK YOU WHORE! Like that?

[KISS MY SASS..]

FUCK YOU WHORE! Like that?

hA! NAW. id leave his ass..

[drewziph]

mhmm.. not actually to me but to others. . just alil fyi!
how does that even work?!

[KISS MY SASS..]

how does that even work?!

what?

[drewziph]

what?
how come u want him to be a dick to others but not u lol??

[LansingGaddis]

How old are you btw?

[KISS MY SASS..]

how come u want him to be a dick to others but not u lol??

not necessarily a dick.. but nice guys piss me off.. know what i mean??

[drewziph]

How old are you btw?
16. called it

[drewziph]

not necessarily a dick.. but nice guys piss me off.. know what i mean??
ahhh i get u...

ah no im no good.

i like to worship gf's,
makes up for me taking the piss out of all other people in existence.

[KISS MY SASS..]

16. called it

18 darlin!

[drewziph]

18 darlin!
your first post dropped my guess by two years!

[KISS MY SASS..]

ahhh i get u...

ah no im no good.

i like to worship gf's,
makes up for me taking the piss out of all other people in existence.

worship? do tell. .

[KISS MY SASS..]

your first post dropped my guess by two years!

sorry!

[drewziph]

sorry!
and wtf.
if u added me as a friend how cant i see ur profile
sucks.

[KISS MY SASS..]

and wtf.
if u added me as a friend how cant i see ur profile
sucks.

sorry, ill fix that later..

[LansingGaddis]

18 darlin!

Nice... My guess was definitely right around Drew's

[KISS MY SASS..]

Nice... My guess was definitely right around Drew's

oh. .

[drewziph]

Nice... My guess was definitely right around Drew's

it was the first post right? and the name and avatar...

worship? do tell. .

hmmmm. i like being overly nice. its a natural thing. sucks at times.

[LansingGaddis]

it was the first post right? and the name and avatar...


Actually it was the first post plus every other post I've seen. Plus the name. Plus the avatar. Plus the profile picture which is actually just the word "whatev"

[KISS MY SASS..]

hmmmm. i like being overly nice. its a natural thing. sucks at times.

awh im sure chicks take complete advantage of you..

[drewziph]

Actually it was the first post plus every other post I've seen. Plus the name. Plus the avatar. Plus the profile picture which is actually just the word "whatev"
haha i cant get on the prof. that wouldn't of helped too much with the guess.

[LansingGaddis]

haha i cant get on the prof. that wouldn't of helped too much with the guess.

Yeah its private. But if you just click "picture" next to her posts - you'll see it. Definitely would have contributed to a young guess haha.

[drewziph]

awh im sure chicks take complete advantage of you..
have done.

Yeah its private. But if you just click "picture" next to her posts - you'll see it. Definitely would have contributed to a young guess haha.

1 how have i gone 18months without thinking of clicking the picture button (although the signitures took me a while too)

2 nope, she has no picture button to click.

[LansingGaddis]

weird. she does for me. its a different picture now though. some glitter shit.

[drewziph]

musta been while she was changing it. what is that thing.

[LansingGaddis]

musta been while she was changing it. what is that thing.

I'm not sure what that thing was but its gone now. Real picture time. yay. All our talk brought about a change haha.

oh. .

We're watching you. Nice transition from the pile of glitter shit to the actual picture. I approve.

[KISS MY SASS..]

have done.

poor thing. . .

[KISS MY SASS..]

I'm not sure what that thing was but its gone now. Real picture time. yay. All our talk brought about a change haha.



We're watching you. Nice transition from the pile of glitter shit to the actual picture. I approve.

hehe :)

[drewziph]

hehe :)
much prettier.
i like to think i've helped improve the world here.

[LansingGaddis]

hehe :)

much prettier.
i like to think i've helped improve the world here.


Good work team.

[KISS MY SASS..]

much prettier.
i like to think i've helped improve the world here.

doubt it . . its an awful pic! but my computers fucked up so yea. .

[drewziph]

doubt it . . its an awful pic! but my computers fucked up so yea. .

i believe u are 18 now :)

Good work team.

you helped a little! :p

[KISS MY SASS..]

i believe u are 18 now :)


ha oh thats good..?

[LansingGaddis]

i believe u are 18 now :)



you helped a little! :p

Oh shit - he's going in for the kill... haha.


And yeah I do what I can. Few things are more satisfying than ridding ap of piles of glitter being used as profile pictures.

[LansingGaddis]

ha oh thats good..?

nudes duh

[KISS MY SASS..]

Oh shit - he's going in for the kill... haha.


And yeah I do what I can. Few things are more satisfying than ridding ap of piles of glitter being used as profile pictures.

hmm.. "going in for the kill" ?????

[drewziph]

ha oh thats good..?

im glad u approve my approval.

nudes duh

:woot:

[4N6 science]

ha do you have a problem with that??

no i don't got a problem with that...

[KISS MY SASS..]

im glad u approve my approval.



:woot:

haha

[drewziph]

those pic windows are temperamental..


back to thread...
hmm i dont think i ever was too good at being mean.
even when i should.

[KISS MY SASS..]

those pic windows are temperamental..


back to thread...
hmm i dont think i ever was too good at being mean.
even when i should.

i guess your mother raised you well! i like my men abit rougher..

[LansingGaddis]

i guess your mother raised you well! i like my men abit rougher..

Yet my comment earlier was too strong huh?

[drewziph]

i guess your mother raised you well! i like my men abit rougher..
hahha, good luck to u with that.
:p

[KISS MY SASS..]

Yet my comment earlier was too strong huh?

nah.. i liked it.. shhh

[4N6 science]

Yet my comment earlier was too strong huh?
hey where in VA are you from?

[LansingGaddis]

nah.. i liked it.. shhh

haha nice...

hey where in VA are you from?

Chesapeake - as most cliche people would say "757"

[KISS MY SASS..]

haha nice...

ha i just dont like pussy ass guys who act like u make the world go round.. thats just bullshit!!

[4N6 science]

haha nice...



Chesapeake - as most cliche people would say "757"

haha i shall be cliche as well say i rep the 703 up north..

thats cool I got a some friends down there.

[LansingGaddis]

ha i just dont like pussy ass guys who act like u make the world go round.. thats just bullshit!!

I see. You don't want a guy that's gonna bullshit you all the time - kiss up to you no matter what.

haha i shall be cliche as well say i rep the 703 up north..

thats cool I got a some friends down there.

Yeah it kinda sucks down here though. I'm actually just here when I'm not in school though so its cool. Probably not where I want to live when I graduate though.

[open mind]

i guess your mother raised you well! i like my men abit rougher..

...........said the silly twat who had no idea that domestic violence would be a recurring theme in her life.

[KISS MY SASS..]

...........said the silly twat who didn't know that domestic violence would be a recurring theme in her life.

WTF?!

[open mind]

WTF?!

haha

[4N6 science]

I see. You don't want a guy that's gonna bullshit you all the time - kiss up to you no matter what.



Yeah it kinda sucks down here though. I'm actually just here when I'm not in school though so its cool. Probably not where I want to live when I graduate though.

you go to school in virginia?

[KISS MY SASS..]

I see. You don't want a guy that's gonna bullshit you all the time - kiss up to you no matter what.
.

oH god! idk i hate being smothered (for lack of a better word) with i luv yous and shit like dat. . .

[KISS MY SASS..]

...........said the silly twat who had no idea that domestic violence would be a recurring theme in her life.

im pretty chill! but that was unneeded... and not amusing!

[LansingGaddis]

you go to school in virginia?

Yeah, JMU.

oH god! idk i hate being smothered (for lack of a better word) with i luv yous and shit like dat. . .

Oh ok. I guess that makes sense... Basically you don't want a clingy type?

[4N6 science]

Yeah, JMU.



Oh ok. I guess that makes sense... Basically you don't want a clingy type?

haha that's funny I go to JMU too..

[KISS MY SASS..]

Yeah, JMU.



Oh ok. I guess that makes sense... Basically you don't want a clingy type?

yeah. .

[LansingGaddis]

haha that's funny I go to JMU too..

Oh wow...random. Rising senior?

[open mind]

im pretty chill! but that was unneeded... and not amusing!

you have no buisness in this thread if you can't handle a little humor at you're own expense.......and stupid girls who prefer thier men to be a little "rough" end up with abusive men that have substance abuse issues more often then not.

[4N6 science]

Oh wow...random. Rising senior?

yeah this is my last year.. i can't believe its almost over..

[KISS MY SASS..]

you have no buisness in this thread if you can't handle a little humor at you're own expense.......and stupid girls who prefer thier men to be a little "rough" end up with abusive men that have substance abuse issues more often then not.

i can handle it. its just a touchy issue cause my aunt was affected by domestic abuse.. sorry i spazzed!

[open mind]

i can handle it. its just a touchy issue cause my aunt was affected by domestic abuse.. sorry i spazzed!

as you should be.

[LansingGaddis]

yeah this is my last year.. i can't believe its almost over..

Yeah. I'm halfway done and I'm dreading the end. Not quite ready for the real world.

[KISS MY SASS..]

as you should be.

damn ur a compassionate fucker!

[open mind]

damn ur a compassionate fucker!

hahaha........that was another joke (in the form of sarcasm) made at your expense.

[KISS MY SASS..]

hahaha........that was another joke (in the form of sarcasm) made at your expense.

im aware! thanx though!! :star:

[4N6 science]

Yeah. I'm halfway done and I'm dreading the end. Not quite ready for the real world.

that's why I'm gonna apply for grad school.. where do you live?

[open mind]

im aware! thanx though!! :star:

yeah, yeah......sure you were. ;-)

[KISS MY SASS..]

yeah, yeah......sure you were. ;-)

damn you caught me..

[LansingGaddis]

that's why I'm gonna apply for grad school.. where do you live?

Not a bad idea. I live in Stonegate. Where do you live?

[LansingGaddis]

yeah, yeah......sure you were. ;-)

damn you caught me..


I think you've found your man. He's been a dick to you like 3 times in this thread already haha.

[open mind]

damn you caught me..

just so as long as you admit your faults and short comings i'll never be able to stay mad at you little lady.

[4N6 science]

Not a bad idea. I live in Stonegate. Where do you live?

fucking weird I live in stone gate too.. dare I ask what number?

[LansingGaddis]

fucking weird I live in stone gate too.. dare I ask what number?

no shit... that's crazy. 1814 - don't tell me we're neighbors...

[4N6 science]

no shit... that's crazy. 1814 - don't tell me we're neighbors...

oo ok I live on the other side.. 1829..

[LansingGaddis]

oo ok I live on the other side.. 1829..

Ahh ok. That would have been a little insane.

[4N6 science]

Ahh ok. That would have been a little insane.

yeah I dont think my mind could grasp that.. I'm Jon btw..

[KISS MY SASS..]

I think you've found your man. He's been a dick to you like 3 times in this thread already haha.

hah oops i forgot to mention they had to be attractive.. ;-)

[KISS MY SASS..]

I think you've found your man. He's been a dick to you like 3 times in this thread already haha.

hah oops i forgot to mention they had to be attractive.. ;-)

[open mind]

hah oops i forgot to mention they had to be attractive.. ;-)

a girl with your looks would be smart in lowering thier standards. :-p

[KISS MY SASS..]

just so as long as you admit your faults and short comings i'll never be able to stay mad at you little lady.

well arent you just a sweetheart?

[4N6 science]

hah oops i forgot to mention they had to be attractive.. ;-) you never messaged me back?

[KISS MY SASS..]

a girl with your looks would be smart in lowering thier standards. :-p

ouch burn..

[LansingGaddis]

hah oops i forgot to mention they had to be attractive.. ;-)

Well I guess the search continues then...

yeah I dont think my mind could grasp that.. I'm Jon btw..

I'm Sam. Nice to meet you.

[KISS MY SASS..]

you never messaged me back?

sorry i was busy. . but im back now! :)

[open mind]

ouch burn..

deep down we both know you're burning up with insecurity.

[KISS MY SASS..]

deep down we both know you're burning up with insecurity.

mmm damn you know me far to well. .

[KISS MY SASS..]

Well I guess the search continues then...




indeed..

[open mind]

mmm damn you know me far to well. .

i'd say i know your type more then i know you..........and i'm really just busting your chops here because i don't understand why anyone would find pricks particularly more attractive then anyone else.

[4N6 science]

Well I guess the search continues then...



I'm Sam. Nice to meet you.

likewise..when you going back down there?

sorry i was busy. . but im back now! :)

its ok.. i was busy too.

[KISS MY SASS..]

i'd say i know your type more then i know you..........and i'm really just busting your chops here because i don't understand why anyone would find pricks particularly more attractive then anyone else.

...My type??

[KISS MY SASS..]

its ok.. i was busy too.

oh doing?!

[4N6 science]

oh doing?!

many many things.

[LansingGaddis]

likewise..when you going back down there?



Probably about a week before classes start. I'm going down to myrtle beach for a few days around the 14th, so most likely around the 19th or so. I'm pretty much ready to go now though - summer's boring compared to JMU. When are you?

[4N6 science]

Probably about a week before classes start. I'm going down to myrtle beach for a few days around the 14th, so most likely around the 19th or so. I'm pretty much ready to go now though - summer's boring compared to JMU. When are you?

I'll be down there like the 15th.. go I can get wasted before classes start up..

[LansingGaddis]

I'll be down there like the 15th.. go I can get wasted before classes start up..

Haha, that's what I'll be doing in myrtle beach and when I get back to harrisonburg. Can't wait.

[4N6 science]

Haha, that's what I'll be doing in myrtle beach and when I get back to harrisonburg. Can't wait.

yeah I always love the week before classes..

[Miss Heartcore]

:zoom:
Room for one more? :zoom:

[DaveZeroZero]

Room for one more? :zoom:

There's always room for you, Alyx =]

[drewziph]

went to bed. enjoyed catching up on this thread :p

[DaveZeroZero]

Who wants candy?

[Miss Heartcore]

There's always room for you, Alyx =]
:-D Sweet!

[drewziph]

http://kscakes.com/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/i-am-the-worlds-biggest-dick-head-1.jpg

[DaveZeroZero]

http://kscakes.com/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/i-am-the-worlds-biggest-dick-head-1.jpg

Correction: was. You killed yourself because you failed epically. Lol, ***.

[drewziph]

hahaha sure did.
still love that tash.

[DaveZeroZero]

I once saw a woman at the airport with a mustache like that. I pointed it out to her then kicked her down a big fucking pit whilst shouting "THIS... IS... SPARTAAAAA!!!"

Best. Holiday. Evarrr.

[drewziph]

theres a video by lecture crashers where the first thing they do is this is sparta.

gets me every time.

[DaveZeroZero]

link me.

[drewziph]

i cant for the life of me find it. will link u later when i sort my life out.

[DaveZeroZero]

Cool (Y)

[drewziph]

unsubscribed to thread without meaning to.
i want it back.

[drewziph]

Cool (Y)
4kyRWe-egMM

[thesafeword]

That was pretty funny.

[drewziph]

That was pretty funny.
theres a lot of crap in them but bits make me chuckle.

[thesafeword]

Yeah, the 300 part was pretty damn funny though.