Horrible Experience Currently Unfolding...

[Thomas Sway]

I have an eyelash or something in my eye, and I'm telling you....this is not like a normal eyelashineye annoyance. This is like...hell. I swear it's tearing the tendons in the back of the socket. I feel like I'm about to die.

Armageddon is fucking upon me. Seriously...pain.

[ruttless]

you must now use all you physical and mental strength to extract the eyelash and release yourself from this terrible burden.
... it is your destiny...

[Thomas Sway]

I would like to think as much. However, it's becoming increasingly apparant that it's my destiny to just sit here and whimper like a little girl.

[MaybeOneDay]

Masturbate in your own eye and it will wash out the eyelash.

[ohlookitspaul]

ingrown? i've heard of ingrown eyelashes.

[ruttless]

Masturbate in your own eye and it will wash out the eyelash.
or u could get someone else to ejaculate into your eye]
im sure that would work~

[ohlookitspaul]

it doesn't really matter, semen solves everything. it's the universal solvent.

ahh, i'm such a dork for saying that. chemistry blows.

[ruttless]

chemistry kicks ass - you learn how to blow shit up~

[The Bled 13]

Haha, I feel sorry for you.

I don't know what to say.

[ohlookitspaul]

i will give you 80 points if you can tell me what the real universal solvent is. and it's NOT semen.

haha i'm bored...

[im_random]

the other day in chemistry my teacher (she's a pyscho) goes (in her british accent):

riiiiight..so..we had a bit of a problem with a few birds and the air conditioning is no longer working.

i have never laughed so hard in class.

[ohlookitspaul]

and i hate chemistry because it's the one subject that i suck at horribly. last semester, i tried 50X harder than 1st semester, studied a million times more, and got a LOWER grade. makes no sense. I HATE CHEMISTRY

[ruttless]

and i hate chemistry because it's the one subject that i suck at horribly. last semester, i tried 50X harder than 1st semester, studied a million times more, and got a LOWER grade. makes no sense. I HATE CHEMISTRY

unlucky
1 million is a lot

[im_random]

i will give you 80 points if you can tell me what the real universal solvent is. and it's NOT semen.

haha i'm bored...

waterrrr

[ohlookitspaul]

waterrrr
ding ding!

80 points to...just realized dunno your name. im_random girl, catholic school girl who knows her chemistry.

[ruttless]

waterrrr
yea - who needs chemistry when you have google :wink3:

[ohlookitspaul]

no it's not being unlucky...it's just called 'chemistry sucks my balls'

[im_random]

ding ding!

80 points to...just realized dunno your name. im_random girl, catholic school girl who knows her chemistry.

haha..christine..everyone here refers to me as christ though.

[ohlookitspaul]

yea - who needs chemistry when you have google :wink3:
oh shit i didn't think about that. did she CHEAT?? grr.

[punkforlife]

and i hate chemistry because it's the one subject that i suck at horribly. last semester, i tried 50X harder than 1st semester, studied a million times more, and got a LOWER grade. makes no sense. I HATE CHEMISTRY

you're not alone amigo. i too hate chemistry + physics + biology + all science and maths with a passion. its like a whole other fucking language, a total mystery to me. i feel your pain and shed an 'emo' tear...boohoo...sob sob...'stupid lisa science queen' = best bart line ever.

[im_random]

oh shit i didn't think about that. did she CHEAT?? grr.

no i swear i didn't..i have to take chemistry this year..and my final is in two weeks so i was just making a study guide for it and i happened have just written it

[ruttless]

oh shit i didn't think about that. did she CHEAT?? grr.

just maybe...
nah i dunno

[ohlookitspaul]

haha..christine..everyone here refers to me as christ though.
christ, eh? i knew a guy named jesus who lived on my hall last year. he was a GIANT puerto rican guy who reminded me of bulloncka (sp?) from street fighter. he was on our volleyball team.

[The Bled 13]

What is going on here..

[ohlookitspaul]

no i swear i didn't..i have to take chemistry this year..and my final is in two weeks so i was just making a study guide for it and i happened have just written it
ok ok, that sounds reasonable. chemistry...*sigh*

good luck

[ohlookitspaul]

What is going on here..
chemistry discussion, dude. chemistry discussion. nuff said.

[im_random]

christ, eh? i knew a guy named jesus who lived on my hall last year. he was a GIANT puerto rican guy who reminded me of bulloncka (sp?) from street fighter. he was on our volleyball team.

hahah after our semi formal we went to the diner and our waiter was named jesus..jesus was laughing at our inability to choose what we wanted to order.

thanks for the good luck though

[ohlookitspaul]

you're not alone amigo. i too hate chemistry + physics + biology + all science and maths with a passion. its like a whole other fucking language, a total mystery to me. i feel your pain and shed an 'emo' tear...boohoo...sob sob...'stupid lisa science queen' = best bart line ever.
i hate all sciences, actually, yeah. i'm with you.

*sigh* ironic thing is, i'm a bio major. i hate it. i have to be, my family has been shoving pre-med down my throat since i was a fetus. or a zygote.

[ohlookitspaul]

hahah after our semi formal we went to the diner and our waiter was named jesus..jesus was laughing at our inability to choose what we wanted to order.

thanks for the good luck though
being laughed at by jesus isn't good. tsk tsk.

i got drunk with jesus though. i rule.

[ruttless]

i hate all sciences, actually, yeah. i'm with you.

*sigh* ironic thing is, i'm a bio major. i hate it. i have to be, my family has been shoving pre-med down my throat since i was a fetus. or a zygote.

ha - you said fetus

--> are there people called jesus still??~

[ohlookitspaul]

yeah. it's pronounced "hay-soos" though of course.

huh huh. huh huh. i said fetus. huh huh.

[im_random]

being laughed at by jesus isn't good. tsk tsk.

i got drunk with jesus though. i rule.

i know, i'm going to hell.

but you're going to hell even more! jesus shouldn't drink..you're a bad influence

[punkforlife]

i hate all sciences, actually, yeah. i'm with you.

*sigh* ironic thing is, i'm a bio major. i hate it. i have to be, my family has been shoving pre-med down my throat since i was a fetus. or a zygote.

should have chosen an airy fairy nothing subject like me. no need for facts in philosophy & politics, just pages and pages of padded out, sketchy as fuck essays about various books and theories. 3hrs formal lectures a week and plenty of time for beer, jack & gin!

[Patrick]

i got my ass beat by a jesus... fuckin coke head..

[ohlookitspaul]

jesus is no longer pure, i'm responsible for the downfall and destruction of all of mankind. oh and you're catholic too...MWAHAHAH

:laughpf: :FIREdevil

[ohlookitspaul]

should have chosen an airy fairy nothing subject like me. no need for facts in philosophy & politics, just pages and pages of padded out, sketchy as fuck essays about various books and theories. 3hrs formal lectures a week and plenty of time for beer, jack & gin!
damn. shhh...i'm secretly changing my major to poli sci though, without telling the family. politics are easier (well...) and more interesting than science.

[ruttless]

should have chosen an airy fairy nothing subject like me. no need for facts in philosophy & politics, just pages and pages of padded out, sketchy as fuck essays about various books and theories. 3hrs formal lectures a week and plenty of time for beer, jack & gin!

i should have done that too - i got stuck with physics chemistry, maths b, maths c, ipt etc
shat me off

[Patrick]

damn. shhh...i'm secretly changing my major to poli sci though, without telling the family. politics are easier (well...) and more interesting than science.
haha, wont they figure it out eventually?

[im_random]

jesus is no longer pure, i'm responsible for the downfall and destruction of all of mankind. oh and you're catholic too...MWAHAHAH

:laughpf: :FIREdevil

YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS!

no not really i don't care much

[ohlookitspaul]

haha, wont they figure it out eventually?
i dunno, haha. i never signed that form (buckley waiver) that lets my parents see my grades and stuff, so anything they see has to go through me. plus, i'll surprise them. graduate and be like "oh hey btw...ya know that med school thing? sorry, not doing it" and then run away.

[punkforlife]

damn. shhh...i'm secretly changing my major to poli sci though, without telling the family. politics are easier (well...) and more interesting than science.

um...i wouldn't be so sure about politics being interesting buddy. that was my (very) mistaken assumption too. still its got to beat science hands down.
also aren't your family going to notice when you don't become a doctor and your degree certificate reads 'political science'?!

[ohlookitspaul]

YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS!

no not really i don't care much
oh ok. you're not a militant catholic...that's good. but if we all end up in hell, please don't blame me. it was jesus's alcohol. i just helped him drink it.

[ohlookitspaul]

um...i wouldn't be so sure about politics being interesting buddy. that was my (very) mistaken assumption too. still its got to beat science hands down.
also aren't your family going to notice when you don't become a doctor and your degree certificate reads 'political science'?!
shhh...i'll figure it out eventually.

procrastination...like masturbation. feels good now but in the end you're just fucking yourself.

oh well. i'll deal with it.

[im_random]

oh ok. you're not a militant catholic...that's good. but if we all end up in hell, please don't blame me. it was jesus's alcohol. i just helped him drink it.

no i'm not one of those people who goes from door to door selling the bible. we're all going to hell anyway..it will be a big party where we can all get wasted with jesus's alcohol :lol2:

[Thomas Sway]

YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS!


You just became 73% cooler.


Anyway, for the record...i got the eyelash out. lol. I started extracting strawfulls of water from my dasani bottlefriend and dumping them in the eye. Problem solved.

Then I got chicken strips and fries with honey mustard and ranch. It was a good experience.

[ohlookitspaul]

no i'm not one of those people who goes from door to door selling the bible. we're all going to hell anyway..it will be a big party where we can all get wasted with jesus's alcohol :lol2:
whoa, that's sacreligious.

i LIKE! hahaha

we can party like its 1999...

[ruttless]

i sell the bible

[ohlookitspaul]

You just became 73% cooler.


Anyway, for the record...i got the eyelash out. lol. I started extracting strawfulls of water from my dasani bottlefriend and dumping them in the eye. Problem solved.

Then I got chicken strips and fries with honey mustard and ranch. It was a good experience.
omg. honey mustard and ranch...the two best. buttermilk ranch and french fries are heavenly. and honey mustard...oh god dude. you just got 37 points from me. totally.

[punkforlife]

i should have done that too - i got stuck with physics chemistry, maths b, maths c, ipt etc
shat me off

unlucks bruv, unlucks. on the plus side you'll get a job and a wage and such when you're done at uni. i on the other hand will be in the dole que using the politics element of my degree to moan about the low level of state benefits for the unemployed while using the philosophy element to consider whether the que really fucking exists!

[punkforlife]

[QUOTE=ohlookitspaul]
procrastination...like masturbation. feels good now but in the end you're just fucking yourself.
QUOTE]

pure genius.

[im_random]

You just became 73% cooler.


Anyway, for the record...i got the eyelash out. lol. I started extracting strawfulls of water from my dasani bottlefriend and dumping them in the eye. Problem solved.

Then I got chicken strips and fries with honey mustard and ranch. It was a good experience.

The Sandlot = the best movie EVER.

Yay that you got the eyelash out!

[im_random]

whoa, that's sacreligious.

i LIKE! hahaha

we can party like its 1999...

haha SWEET.

i'm actually not very religious at all. i just go to the school because of its academics and sports

[ohlookitspaul]

[QUOTE=ohlookitspaul]
procrastination...like masturbation. feels good now but in the end you're just fucking yourself.
QUOTE]

pure genius.
thank you, thank you. i can't take all the credit though...i heard it from someone else. like years ago...but it's stuck with me. words from a true genius.

[im_random]

my friend had that on an away message once, i thought it was the best slacker quote along with ben kweller's "it's the slacker lifestyle that we do so well"

[punkforlife]

thank you, thank you. i can't take all the credit though...i heard it from someone else. like years ago...but it's stuck with me. words from a true genius.

its almost as good as the i'm not an alcoholic, i'm a drunk. alcoholics go to meetings. line.

[ruttless]

do americans have the dole??~

[aurora]

This thread has been places man.

[ohlookitspaul]

This thread has been places man.
oh yeeeeah...all over.

[cristal]

the truly horrible experience was having to read four pages of this thread




nah, i kid :lol2:

[ohlookitspaul]

hahaha. four pages of absolute brilliance. chemistry, masturbation, and religion. what else do you need?

[cristal]

could have avoided the chemistry references (i'm a tad bitter just finishing my inorganic chem/biochem. class)

here's an idea, replace chemistry with naked people...and lots of them

[boysdontcry]

hahaha. four pages of absolute brilliance. chemistry, masturbation, and religion. what else do you need?
what!? and i missed it. fuck.

[Thomas Sway]

You're all welcome.

[ohlookitspaul]

what!? and i missed it. fuck.
yeah...you haven't been around lately. tsk tsk.

[punkforlife]

do americans have the dole??~

fuck knows, i'm british!

[hXc_pwnage]

Woah.

[Thomas Sway]

Woah.
you said it.

[im_random]

haha this was the best

[ohlookitspaul]

i always thought it was spelled 'whoa.'

[punkforlife]

i always thought it was spelled 'whoa.'

it is