Weirdest place you've...

[Foxholes]

Well, um, you know... fapped.

[Burning Star IV]

Your face.

[anamericangod]

50 yard line at the Georgia Dome while the dirty birds kick for three.

[remedyeli]

at a church.

[amysaurus]

Fapped? For some reason I find this word hilarious

[patpratt]

at a park. nothin special

[jackbeckley]

In english class.

[DickfaceChillah]

I worked at this old house in 8th grade that was a museum now. Built in the 1800's. I did it in their in a bathroom built a hundred years before I was born.

And...

It was the first time I s'd my own d. And pretty much the only time.

[patpratt]

I worked at this old house in 8th grade that was a museum now. Built in the 1800's. I did it in their in a bathroom built a hundred years before I was born.

And...

It was the first time I s'd my own d. And pretty much the only time.

what.

[jackbeckley]

what.

x 2.

[DickfaceChillah]

what.

I thought everyone tried that once?

[Burning Star IV]

Self-fellatio, ftw.

[Smeee]

ewwwww

[4N6 science]

lets see.. weirdest place was in a fish tank full of live lobsters.

[Saucey McRib]

I thought everyone tried that once?

DickFace fo' real.

[CTMarshall]

I worked at this old house in 8th grade that was a museum now. Built in the 1800's. I did it in their in a bathroom built a hundred years before I was born.

And...

It was the first time I s'd my own d. And pretty much the only time.

notice he said "pretty much the only time". So there were more...and it was weird.

[I'm DC]

Self-fellatio, ftw.

at a church.

In english class.

lets see.. weirdest place was in a fish tank full of live lobsters.

I think I'm missing something haha

[TakingBackDowd]

you make so many fucking threads, can you just stop? 95% of them suck.

[4N6 science]

I think I'm missing something haha

yeah.. I think it means sex.. I could be totally off so I put an absurd answer.

[I'm DC]

yeah.. I think it means sex.. I could be totally off so I put an absurd answer.

Haha at first I thought masturbating, and then maybe defecation or sex... haha the lobster tank threw me off hardcore.

[4N6 science]

Haha at first I thought masturbating, and then maybe defecation or sex... haha the lobster tank threw me off hardcore.

haha yeah.. that was my intention..

[micahistheballs]

McDonald's Playplace

[pilot_light_out]

lol wut

[DickfaceChillah]

notice he said "pretty much the only time". So there were more...and it was weird.

Well, I could no longer achieve success after that time.

[CatDiesel]

Why'd you suck your own dick in a museum bathroom...?

[Machu505]

An RV.

[CTMarshall]

Well, I could no longer achieve success after that time.

The body's not as limber. I get it.

[DickfaceChillah]

Why'd you suck your own dick in a museum bathroom...?

Why not? I was like 13.

[Machu505]

Auto-fellatio ftw.

[Foxholes]

you make so many fucking threads, can you just stop? 95% of them suck.
Wow I have a stalker I'm flattered.

[TakingBackDowd]

Wow I have a stalker I'm flattered.

you're a tool. on one thread i remember you wrote "i make too many threads, oh well".
ever since every time i see some dumb fucking thread, i expect it to be from you. once again, you're a tool.

[Foxholes]

once again, you're a tool.

Tool sucks.

I guess I should say the weirdest place would be in the back of an RV when my parents had just barely fallen asleep. I was quiet.

[TakingBackDowd]

wow that was funny. no one gives a fuck about you jacking off in the back of your fucking RV when youre parents had just barely fallen asleep. no one gives a fuck that you were quiet. now you can go make a thread about you hitting 400 posts, way to fucking go you cumguzzler.

[Neo Cassady]

It was the first time I s'd my own d. And pretty much the only time.

ah, your username makes so much sense now.

[bailmeout13]

wow that was funny. no one gives a fuck about you jacking off in the back of your fucking RV when youre parents had just barely fallen asleep. no one gives a fuck that you were quiet. now you can go make a thread about you hitting 400 posts, way to fucking go you cumguzzler.

Haha.

[lions]

I worked at this old house in 8th grade that was a museum now. Built in the 1800's. I did it in their in a bathroom built a hundred years before I was born.

And...

It was the first time I s'd my own d. And pretty much the only time.

so do you like...give yourself a facial? or swallow? or wut..

[drewziph]

so do you like...give yourself a facial? or swallow? or wut..
hahaha

this thread is awesome

and im right in assuming it means wanked?

[drewziph]

wow that was funny. no one gives a fuck about you jacking off in the back of your fucking RV when youre parents had just barely fallen asleep. no one gives a fuck that you were quiet. now you can go make a thread about you hitting 400 posts, way to fucking go you cumguzzler.
and if u dont like it bud, dont enter threads he made... the info's there for u...

and his threads are cool.

[hockeycoshow1]

I am doing it right now.

[drewziph]

I am doing it right now.
im naked in bed. are we gay?

[LansingGaddis]

im naked in bed. are we gay?

hahaha I can't stop laughing.

[drewziph]

well laugh all u want. im genuinely worried!

[hockeycoshow1]

I don't know as long as you aren't in my bed.

[drewziph]

im dressed now just in case.

[hockeycoshow1]

ok I stopped.

[LansingGaddis]

hahahaha ****

[Foxholes]

wow that was funny. no one gives a fuck about you jacking off in the back of your fucking RV when youre parents had just barely fallen asleep. no one gives a fuck that you were quiet. now you can go make a thread about you hitting 400 posts, way to fucking go you cumguzzler.
You cared enough to reply.

[Willy McFurgle]

tupper ware party

[Matthew Tsai]

what does "fapped" mean.

[Neo Cassady]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/091205/flap-flap-flap.gif

[zeropunk16]

Your face.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/zeropunk16/burn.jpg

[theguy77]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/091205/flap-flap-flap.gif

hahahahahhaha

[Roboman]

How the fuck do so many people in this thread not know what "fap" means. Regardless, that is what Urbandictionary is for, kiddos.

[concernedparent]

I whacked it in my school's bathroom.

[thesafeword]

Masturbation is wrong.

[HelpMeSleep]

one morning my boyfriend greeted me with a text that said "whats up girl who loves to masturbate". i was in my boss's office talking to him so i'm really glad i didnt look at it.

[thespearkid]

You're all going to hell.

[thesafeword]

So, you love to masturbate?

[HelpMeSleep]

actually i really don't. i'm actually bad at it. it was more just in regards to the previous night's text sext.

[hockeycoshow1]

How are you bad at it. I do not understand.

[HelpMeSleep]

i dunno... fingering myself just doesn't get me off. but if someone else does it, it's great. i think i just suck at it.

[hockeycoshow1]

ok then

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah whatever. text sext gets me off anyway.

[4N6 science]

i dunno... fingering myself just doesn't get me off. but if someone else does it, it's great. i think i just suck at it.

ok then


hahahahah

[drewziph]

giggling loads at these,


think the weirdest time, not place
is when i woke upin the night randomly and started going for it.

after like five minutes i remembered my mate was staying round and was asleep on the floor next to me around 3 feet away,

thank fuck he was asleep.
well i think he was!

[soccerfreak1001]

spanish class...

[SLoT]

In Air Force 1.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahahahah
i pride myself on the ability to make anything and everything awkward.

[Willy McFurgle]

at a Merle Haggard concert

[4N6 science]

i pride myself on the ability to make anything and everything awkward.

lol you acheived that.. I can't believe you're not good at it.. you need to practice more.

[HelpMeSleep]

lol you acheived that.. I can't believe you're not good at it.. you need to practice more.
haha yeah i guess i do, but now i feel like i can't measure up to how good my ex was at it. lol whatever, fuck him. practice makes perfect. ;-)

[4N6 science]

haha yeah i guess i do, but now i feel like i can't measure up to how good my ex was at it. lol whatever, fuck him. practice makes perfect. ;-)

yes it sure does.. in no time you'll be a pro.

[HelpMeSleep]

yes it sure does.. in no time you'll be a pro.
haha great. professional masturbator.

[Willy McFurgle]

In Air Force 1.

at area 51

[4N6 science]

haha great. professional masturbator.

you make that sound like its a bad thing....

[HelpMeSleep]

you make that sound like its a bad thing....
lol i dunno. it's an awkward sounding job title to me. but then again, my ex called me girl who loves to masturbate so i should probably just embrace it haha.

[4N6 science]

lol i dunno. it's an awkward sounding job title to me. but then again, my ex called me girl who loves to masturbate so i should probably just embrace it haha.

it's not awkward. if people got paid to do that, I'd be a millionaire. embrace it child, embrace it!

[HelpMeSleep]

it's not awkward. if people got paid to do that, I'd be a millionaire. embrace it child, embrace it!
haha embracing.

[4N6 science]

haha embracing.

hahah hopefully not as you type this.

[HelpMeSleep]

hahaha no. i actually have to get ready for work.

[4N6 science]

hahaha no. i actually have to get ready for work.

ooh that sucks. I've been at work for like 5 hours already..

[drewziph]

i wank over train sets.

[HelpMeSleep]

ooh that sucks. I've been at work for like 5 hours already..
i wish i had a job where i could go online, but then again my job's really fun and it's pretty easy money so i can't complain.

[4N6 science]

i wish i had a job where i could go online, but then again my job's really fun and it's pretty easy money so i can't complain.

my jobs no fun but super easy money..

do you work at chuck-e-cheese?

[HelpMeSleep]

my jobs no fun but super easy money..

do you work at chuck-e-cheese?
what do you do?

noope. i used to work at this other party place, pump it up, for two years though. now i work for the city doing like after school rec/kids club. but since it's summer, i'm doing this day camp. it's pretty fun, we're going on a field trip today and tomorrow we're taking the kids to the pool.

[4N6 science]

what do you do?

noope. i used to work at this other party place, pump it up, for two years though. now i work for the city doing like after school rec/kids club. but since it's summer, i'm doing this day camp. it's pretty fun, we're going on a field trip today and tomorrow we're taking the kids to the pool.

I work for the federal government. a simple desk job.

thats awesome you work at a day camp I know another girl on here who is a camp counselor.. that is really easy money.. I wish I could do something like that.

[HelpMeSleep]

I work for the federal government. a simple desk job.

thats awesome you work at a day camp I know another girl on here who is a camp counselor.. that is really easy money.. I wish I could do something like that.
hey, we're both government employees. although you're federal government, and i'm city of dublin haha.

yeah, it's a great job. i actually look forward to going to work which is really nice.

[4N6 science]

hey, we're both government employees. although you're federal government, and i'm city of dublin haha.

yeah, it's a great job. i actually look forward to going to work which is really nice.

awesome working for the gov't is the best. though I dread every day of work. I've been doing the same job for 3 summers already.

[xxOvercastKidxx]

Why not? I was like 13.

i applaud you. :clap: it takes a dude with balls to admit doing something like that. haha

[DickfaceChillah]

i applaud you. :clap: it takes a dude with balls to admit doing something like that. haha

People shouldn't be so ashamed of things they did for pleasure.

[WakeUpBlondie]

I worked at this old house in 8th grade that was a museum now. Built in the 1800's. I did it in their in a bathroom built a hundred years before I was born.

And...

It was the first time I s'd my own d. And pretty much the only time.

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u231/cheezeguy/n725075089_288918_2774.jpg

[drewziph]

People shouldn't be so ashamed of things they did for pleasure.
you made this thread come alive.

i respect that.

(LOL)

[HelpMeSleep]

awesome working for the gov't is the best. though I dread every day of work. I've been doing the same job for 3 summers already.
yeah, i think anything would get old after doing it for that long.

[hockeycoshow1]

Not fapping.

[4N6 science]

yeah, i think anything would get old after doing it for that long.
yeah it's gotten old... luckily next summer I'll be having a different job.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah it's gotten old... luckily next summer I'll be having a different job.
do you already know what it is or do you just know it won't be that?

[4N6 science]

do you already know what it is or do you just know it won't be that?

well I've applied, to the job, I'm just waiting to hear about my background check..(it's another government job)

[HelpMeSleep]

well I've applied, to the job, I'm just waiting to hear about my background check..(it's another government job)
Nice <3 those goverment jobs. have you ever gotten fingerprinted? i had to do that at the police station when i got hired for my job. it was AWESOME.

[4N6 science]

Nice <3 those goverment jobs. have you ever gotten fingerprinted? i had to do that at the police station when i got hired for my job. it was AWESOME.

yeah I got my fingerprints taken at the local police station. I wasn't pleased it cost money to do so.. but whatever.

why are you up so early isn't it 5 am over there?

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah I got my fingerprints taken at the local police station. I wasn't pleased it cost money to do so.. but whatever.

why are you up so early isn't it 5 am over there?
Ohh that's lame. i don't think i had to pay. it was fun though seeing my prints on the screen and stuff. although i guess i can't commit any crimes now... haha.

YES! haha it is! and i'm up because i haven't gone to bed yet. and i have a dentist appointment in 4 hours... oops.

this is me right now when i should be sleeping haha. :bighop:

[4N6 science]

Ohh that's lame. i don't think i had to pay. it was fun though seeing my prints on the screen and stuff. although i guess i can't commit any crimes now... haha.

YES! haha it is! and i'm up because i haven't gone to bed yet. and i have a dentist appointment in 4 hours... oops.

this is me right now when i should be sleeping haha. :bighop:

wow, I wish I could pull all nighters.. good luck with the dentist.. I know that always sucks..

[HelpMeSleep]

wow, I wish I could pull all nighters.. good luck with the dentist.. I know that always sucks..
Haha. i was definitely regretting staying up that late this morning when i had to wake up to go to my appointment.

Thanks :) Everyone at the dentist is always really nice to me but i still hate going, it ended up bein alright though.

[4N6 science]

Haha. i was definitely regretting staying up that late this morning when i had to wake up to go to my appointment.

Thanks :) Everyone at the dentist is always really nice to me but i still hate going, it ended up bein alright though.

yay... yeah the last time I went to the dentist I didn't have one cavity I was stoked about that, since I had 2 the time before..

[Tyler Revolution]

We didn't fuck, but my girlfriend jerked me off while we were staying in a hotel room, with my parents sleeping in the bed next to us, and my sister on the pull-out bed.

[jackbeckley]

it ended up bein alright though.

Did you fap?

[HelpMeSleep]

yay... yeah the last time I went to the dentist I didn't have one cavity I was stoked about that, since I had 2 the time before..
ahh yeah the only time i've ever gotten any cavities was when i had stupid braces in high school haha.

[HelpMeSleep]

We didn't fuck, but my girlfriend jerked me off while we were staying in a hotel room, with my parents sleeping in the bed next to us, and my sister on the pull-out bed.
that's impressive.

Did you fap?
oh yeah. dentists turn me on.

[hockeycoshow1]

mmmmm dentists can drill me anytime.

[popdisaster00]

my car.

my buddy did it in the middle school bathroom though.

[SLoT]

at area 51

For some reason, you came off here as a giant asshole.

[Willy McFurgle]

For some reason, you came off here as a giant asshole.

your mom

[SLoT]

your mom

fuck you butterworth

[johnh5304]

Slipknot's tour bus.

[Willy McFurgle]

fuck you butterworth

Lick me where i shit.

[pilot_light_out]

i need a good fapping

[billyboatkid]

School... In class

[swt_catastrophe]

School... In class

WHAT?!

[hockeycoshow1]

School... In class
how the hell did you "pull" that off lol

[billyboatkid]

WHAT?!

how the hell did you "pull" that off lol

LMAO.

Man when you're 14-15 you're horny as shit... Or maybe that was just me.. hahahaha

And to your question sir... Very carefully, very,very carefully. :-D

I think I win.

[hockeycoshow1]

LMAO.

Man when you're 14-15 you're horny as shit... Or maybe that was just me.. hahahaha

And to your question sir... Very carefully, very,very carefully. :-D

I think I win.
I think you do win.

[pilot_light_out]

meh.

[billyboatkid]

I think you do win.

Sick I've never won anything in my life!

I'm not proud.. Okay maybe just a little lol.

[swt_catastrophe]

LMAO.

Man when you're 14-15 you're horny as shit... Or maybe that was just me.. hahahaha

And to your question sir... Very carefully, very,very carefully. :-D

I think I win.

no, i think that's everyone at 14.
and i gotta ask-
what class? lol

[billyboatkid]

no, i think that's everyone at 14.
and i gotta ask-
what class? lol

English hahaha

Why?

All the hotties are in English. It's my native tongue. jk

[swt_catastrophe]

English hahaha

Why?

All the hotties are in English. It's my native tongue. jk

i dunno.
i was just guessing english, for some reason though.
and kudos for pulling that off [errr.]

[billyboatkid]

i dunno.
i was just guessing english, for some reason though.
and kudos for pulling that off [errr.]

hahaha yeah... I don't even know why I would say it on the internet.

[swt_catastrophe]

hahaha yeah... I don't even know why I would say it on the internet.
because its the internet.
and you're bored.
and it beats [err..] telling your friends after class.
"hey man, you know when.."

[billyboatkid]

because its the internet.
and you're bored.
and it beats [err..] telling your friends after class.
"hey man, you know when.."

Hahaha, true, true and I tell my friends everything haha.

I'm the crazy one in the group. You know the one who does anything, especially if it's a dare or just for the hell of it.. yeah thats me.. sadly.

[swt_catastrophe]

Hahaha, true, true and I tell my friends everything haha.

I'm the crazy one in the group. You know the one who does anything, especially if it's a dare or just for the hell of it.. yeah thats me.. sadly.
lol. that sounds pretty entertaining, actually.

[billyboatkid]

lol. that sounds pretty entertaining, actually.

Well I do love being entertaining and just making people laugh.. You can't tell me you don't have someone like that in your group of friends.

[swt_catastrophe]

Well I do love being entertaining and just making people laugh.. You can't tell me you don't have someone like that in your group of friends.
actually, i can.
i hate laughing.
and having fun in general.

[pilot_light_out]

rock me sexy jesus

[hockeycoshow1]

actually, i can.
i hate laughing.
and having fun in general.
you sound like a barrel of monkeys.

[swt_catastrophe]

rock me sexy jesus
wtf?

[pilot_light_out]

wtf?

that commercial was on. i had nothing better to say.

[hairypotter]

wots fapped?

[swt_catastrophe]

that commercial was on. i had nothing better to say.
that's on a commercial?
dear god. for what?!

[hockeycoshow1]

Hamlet........2

[swt_catastrophe]

wots fapped?
read some of the replies in this thread..
you'll figure it out ;]
or urbandictionary is always your friend

[hairypotter]

read some of the replies in this thread..
you'll figure it out ;]
or urbandictionary is always your friend


nah coz my mom reads da history ):
umm pls be honest kay

[hockeycoshow1]

It means.. drink mountain dew,

[swt_catastrophe]

It means.. drink mountain dew,
beat me to it!

[hairypotter]

It means.. drink mountain dew,


huhhh?

[hockeycoshow1]

I am totally srs.

[thesafeword]

y?

[hockeycoshow1]

b.

[hairypotter]

ok shut ^

[hockeycoshow1]

n u shut

[hairypotter]

ok ok im goin to bed cos obv nobody lovs me

[swt_catastrophe]

n u shut
mad kudos for getting her to leave :celebrate:

[hockeycoshow1]

:bow:

[swt_catastrophe]

so what're you up to?

[Giant Broccoli]

I've fapped in the presence of ghosts.

[pilot_light_out]

and masturbated...

[SLoT]

Lick me where i shit.
nice. haven't heard that one in a long time. last time i heard it was when your mother followed through after i spilled it during an argument.

[billyboatkid]

rock me sexy jesus

I'm in that movie lol

[swt_catastrophe]

nice. haven't heard that one in a long time. last time i heard it was when your mother followed through after i spilled it during an argument.
hahaha. nice.

[SLoT]

hahaha. nice.
thanks!

[eHaMpToN]

in the ball pit at your local fun station USA

[Angylion Gefell]

you make so many fucking threads, can you just stop? 95% of them suck.

Only post worth quoting in here.

[boysdontcry17]

weirdest place hmm.

ah, i did at the bathroom of a subway restaurant once while my parents were ordering to go.
and once in the car (which was parked right in front of my school by the way). my parents went to a parent-teacher meeting and i stayed in the car because i was pissed about something.

[Alextisonfire]

I am totally srs.
why so serious?

[krystal meth]

weirdest place hmm.

ah, i did at the bathroom of a subway restaurant once while my parents were ordering to go.
and once in the car (which was parked right in front of my school by the way). my parents went to a parent-teacher meeting and i stayed in the car because i was pissed about something.
Oh jeeze.
It would have been quite funny if a child happened to stroll by,
but sad,
because they would be scarred for life.
:/

[hockeycoshow1]

why so serious?
You see my father

[Alextisonfire]

You see my father
I'm afraid you're mistaken good sir.

[price2pay4glory]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u231/cheezeguy/n725075089_288918_2774.jpg

LMAO

I have no idea why thats so hilarious but ROFL

[Angylion Gefell]

LMAO

I have no idea why thats so hilarious but ROFL

SOMEONE hasn't been on the internet very long.

[kwsqd]

and your point is?

[quarterhorse101]

LMAO

I have no idea why thats so hilarious but ROFL

it makes me laugh when i see it

wait...CT??