help me plot a revenge?

[crushlustcrash]

ive been dating this guy for about a year or so.yesterday i got home early and i found my cousin's phone lying on my kitchen table.i was so bored i deccided to take a look at her inbox.i was so suprised to see her inbox is full of my bf.the text was mean and disgusting.
like 'last night was great.cant wait to see you again' and such.first i thought i'll just break up with him and forget everything but after a few tequillas and beers.i deccided to plot a revenge.

why?just because its more fun and they sure as hell deserve it.

so any genius plot?

[4N6 science]

ANAL them all

[Wildflower61388]

anal him with a strap on ??

[4N6 science]

anal him with a strap on ??

sure that's a great idea.

[crushlustcrash]

lol.not bad enogh.

[SemiFict10n]

Yeah, because you should always follow the decisions you make while under the influence.

[argg_xo]

so you're not mad at your cousin for fooling around with your bf?

[4N6 science]

so you're not mad at your cousin for fooling around with your bf?

i think she's from india..

[drewziph]

take pics of him naked and post on net

and ur cousin too. put them in the post n00dz thread. sweet

[argg_xo]

i think she's from india..
oh, well. i'd still be pissed at my cousin for fooling around with my bf even if i lived in india!

[sjb2k1]

living well is the best revenge.

oh and anal. that works too.

[ThemChains]

This isn't real. Get a life.

[sjb2k1]

jakarta is in indonesia, just fyi

[4N6 science]

oh, well. i'd still be pissed at my cousin for fooling around with my bf even if i lived in india!

yeah I don't know where I was going with that comment...

imagine you living in india?!

[argg_xo]

jakarta is in indonesia, just fyi

yeah I don't know where I was going with that comment...

imagine you living in india?!
jon, you are so silly! she lives in indonesia! and yeah, i can't picture myself living anywhere besides the suburbs or in the city.

[Burning Star IV]

Murder them both. That'll show them.

[ThemChains]

living well is the best revenge.

oh and anal. that works too.

The other option is suicide.

[drewziph]

This isn't real. Get a life.
most things arent in this forum.

oh well. :p

[sjb2k1]

so does it go like this?
1a. living well
1b. anal
2. suicide

[ThemChains]

most things arent in this forum.

oh well. :p

If you're going to make shit up, it should at least be ridiculously dramatic, and embellished to the point where a soap opera script wouldn't touch that. Reading that was like watching grass grow.

[4N6 science]

jon, you are so silly! she lives in indonesia! and yeah, i can't picture myself living anywhere besides the suburbs or in the city.

like i said when I dont know geography I just lump everything together.. its over there near india..

I you can't see yourself living in a rural area on a farm in say ky?

[drewziph]

so does it go like this?
1a. living well
1b. anal
2. suicide
no, anal is 1-10

other ideas come later.

[argg_xo]

like i said when I dont know geography I just lump everything together.. its over there near india..

I you can't see yourself living in a rural area on a farm in say ky?
ohh lord no! i can't even stay down there more than 3 days without going insane! oh and the best part is that my family still lives in a dry county and we have to drive 20 minutes to tennessee to get beer.

[4N6 science]

ohh lord no! i can't even stay down there more than 3 days without going insane! oh and the best part is that my family still lives in a dry county and we have to drive 20 minutes to tennessee to get beer.

haha.. at my school its all farmland with cows, chickens, and dog food factories..

how can your family live in a dry place!! i'd go insane if there was no beer.

[sjb2k1]

no, anal is 1-10

other ideas come later.okay just checking. good to know.

[argg_xo]

haha.. at my school its all farmland with cows, chickens, and dog food factories..

how can your family live in a dry place!! i'd go insane if there was no beer.
party cups my friend. lots and lots of party cups were used at the last family reunion. at least my cousin, her husband and i used them to get through the day.

[4N6 science]

party cups my friend. lots and lots of party cups were used at the last family reunion. at least my cousin, her husband and i used them to get through the day.

oh you mean solo cups.. that's what we virginians call them.. yeah i could only imagine..how many cups you'd need to make it through that..

[argg_xo]

oh you mean solo cups.. that's what we virginians call them.. yeah i could only imagine..how many cups you'd need to make it through that..
haha. solo cups. i don't remember actually, we drank a lot by the pool where the family couldn't see us and be ashamed of us. lol. HA! i just remembered the pool we were in was at some motel we didnt even stay at!

[4N6 science]

haha. solo cups. i don't remember actually, we drank a lot by the pool where the family couldn't see us and be ashamed of us. lol. HA! i just remembered the pool we were in was at some motel we didnt even stay at!

hahahahahah thats great.. for a second I thought you had your own pool there. nope! I need to find a pool to drink at.. i think I'll just check out the nearest motel that has one.

[HelpMeSleep]

living well is the best revenge.
fuck i was totally going to say that haha.

oh, and i would be just as mad (if not more mad) at your cousin. girls are stupid, bitchy hoes. you have get revenge on her too if you're gonna get revenge.

[Willy McFurgle]

I would wear my cousins face as a mask when i do my little kooky dance.

[drewziph]

kill them

kill them both. ahahahaha

[thesafeword]

Another case that just screams threesome.

[Cure4commoncold]

Another case that just screams threesome.
+excessive cum swapping.....



























:shiftyeyes:

[Fallinto_rhythm]

that was disrespectful, but I forgive and forget. I'd still dump him though, as for your cousin, she is family.

[chronomic]

maybe they just played tennis together?


that one text you posted seemed pretty vauge.

[drewziph]

that was disrespectful, but I forgive and forget. I'd still dump him though, as for your cousin, she is family.
for real??
you could just forget your cousin doing your boyfriend?

[thesafeword]

chronomic is probably correct.

[drewziph]

nah i assume itd be something more... but you dont know too much about it.

and its something you'd expect to know about anyhow?

[argg_xo]

hahahahahah thats great.. for a second I thought you had your own pool there. nope! I need to find a pool to drink at.. i think I'll just check out the nearest motel that has one.

yeah, i have no idea why we went to that motel. i just left as soon as my cousin and her husband said they were going to get drinks. and for some reason i didn't question swimming there either.

[4N6 science]

yeah, i have no idea why we went to that motel. i just left as soon as my cousin and her husband said they were going to get drinks. and for some reason i didn't question swimming there either.

yeah I would've left for drinks as well.. You're are too much.. i guess you had you're own free private pool.

[argg_xo]

yeah I would've left for drinks as well.. You're are too much.. i guess you had you're own free private pool.

hahaha. who cares if its still a dry county?! i'm drinking anyway!!! oh and my grandpa said he was taking everyone to breakfast one day and he took us to mcdonalds. i lol'd.

[4N6 science]

hahaha. who cares if its still a dry county?! i'm drinking anyway!!! oh and my grandpa said he was taking everyone to breakfast one day and he took us to mcdonalds. i lol'd.

haha this dry country doesn't register with me..

mcdonalds is sweet for breakfast.. mcgriddles are the shit..

[argg_xo]

haha this dry country doesn't register with me..

mcdonalds is sweet for breakfast.. mcgriddles are the shit..

yeah it doesn't make sense to me either :shrug: my cousin's hubby was walking around with a 24 pack of beer and my aunt started freaking out and whipped out a party/solo cup from thin air and made him poor his beer into that. i was under the impression that we were going to a nice restaurant for breakfast and then sonic was down the street and no one would let me stop and get something. i was a little let down.

[4N6 science]

yeah it doesn't make sense to me either :shrug: my cousin's hubby was walking around with a 24 pack of beer and my aunt started freaking out and whipped out a party/solo cup from thin air and made him poor his beer into that. i was under the impression that we were going to a nice restaurant for breakfast and then sonic was down the street and no one would let me stop and get something. i was a little let down.

mmmm 24 pack of beer..

yeah I can see how you were taken back by being taken to mcdonalds.. I wish we had sonics where I live.. at school they always advertise for them, but the closest one is in north carolina.. :-(

i got a new profile pic.

[argg_xo]

mmmm 24 pack of beer..

yeah I can see how you were taken back by being taken to mcdonalds.. I wish we had sonics where I live.. at school they always advertise for them, but the closest one is in north carolina.. :-(

i got a new profile pic.

i had sonic yesterday! the burgers are huge and delicious but the drinks are the best thing there. i should have sent you my sonic mint with your card!

[4N6 science]

i had sonic yesterday! the burgers are huge and delicious but the drinks are the best thing there. i should have sent you my sonic mint with your card!

yeah I know the drinks all to well from TV cause they got the happy hour special.. yeah next time you can send me the mint.. :-)

[Machu505]

maybe they just played tennis together?


that one text you posted seemed pretty vauge.

This.

And a space comes after a full stop in English.

[argg_xo]

yeah I know the drinks all to well from TV cause they got the happy hour special.. yeah next time you can send me the mint.. :-)

the drinks are well worth driving to NC for one. not really though. i might go to NC at the end of summer to drop my friend off for school. ROADTRIP!

[Machu505]

Also, I'm banging your cousin as well.

[4N6 science]

the drinks are well worth driving to NC for one. not really though. i might go to NC at the end of summer to drop my friend off for school. ROADTRIP!

STOP BY JMU!!!!!!!!!!!! its on the way..

[drewziph]

Also, I'm banging your cousin as well.
for real?

me too.

[argg_xo]

STOP BY JMU!!!!!!!!!!!! its on the way..

is it really? i too have no geographical sense.

[Machu505]

for real?

me too.

This calls for a threesome.

[4N6 science]

is it really? i too have no geographical sense.well it depends on which way you go but if you go through ohio west virginia then VA you'd most likely take 81s through VA and that highway goes right through my campus.

[drewziph]

This calls for a threesome.
fuck yeahhhhh

[argg_xo]

well it depends on which way you go but if you go through ohio west virginia then VA you'd most likely take 81s through VA and that highway goes right through my campus.

well, i'll keep that in mind! i pretty much have no idea where to go if i can't take I75 to get there. which is why i got lost today, 75 is closed up that way!

[4N6 science]

well, i'll keep that in mind! i pretty much have no idea where to go if i can't take I75 to get there. which is why i got lost today, 75 is closed up that way!

yeah you better let me know I'll be super bummed it you drive right by.

ohh yeah I75.. I don't know where that is...I assume in detroit?

[argg_xo]

yeah you better let me know I'll be super bummed it you drive right by.

ohh yeah I75.. I don't know where that is...I assume in detroit?
yeah sorry! I75 starts at the top of the lower peninsula of MI and goes all the way through Florida.

[wewascontenders]

pipe bomb

[4N6 science]

yeah sorry! I75 starts at the top of the lower peninsula of MI and goes all the way through Florida.

oh i see (i went to google maps).. that's a long highway..

[argg_xo]

oh i see (i went to google maps).. that's a long highway..
oh fo sho. i left you a wall comment, check it.

[4N6 science]

oh fo sho. i left you a wall comment, check it.

i be checking it right now.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

for real??
you could just forget your cousin doing your boyfriend?

yes, for real

[4N6 science]

oh fo sho. i left you a wall comment, check it.

have fun watching your show.. IM me later!!!!

[drewziph]

yes, for real
i spose blood is thicker.

not me. i couldn't forget that,

[Fallinto_rhythm]

i spose blood is thicker.

not me. i couldn't forget that,

When it's threw, it's threw

[argg_xo]

have fun watching your show.. IM me later!!!!
i'm so excited for project runway!!!!!!!!!!

[coryatlarge]

do a barrel roll

[crushlustcrash]

fuck i was totally going to say that haha.

oh, and i would be just as mad (if not more mad) at your cousin. girls are stupid, bitchy hoes. you have get revenge on her too if you're gonna get revenge.

revenge on both of them of course.
but yeah i already done my revenge.
with a little help from my friends xD

[HelpMeSleep]

revenge on both of them of course.
but yeah i already done my revenge.
with a little help from my friends xD
oh good! what'd you do?? i'm curious.

[thesafeword]

Hopefully a threesome.

[disco.tetris]

i think she's from india..

And so what if she is?

[4N6 science]

And so what if she is?

I don't know..


but I love INDIA!! one of my friends is an Indian..

[disco.tetris]

I don't know..


but I love INDIA!! one of my friends is an Indian..

Haha, don't worry, I won't send you poisoned curry or something.

[4N6 science]

Haha, don't worry, I won't send you poisoned curry or something.

haha thanks.. I've never had curry before though...

[disco.tetris]

haha thanks.. I've never had curry before though...

Try it. There's lots of kinds.

[4N6 science]

Try it. There's lots of kinds.

I will put it on my list of things to try..

[disco.tetris]

I will put it on my list of things to try..

If you're not into hot stuff, try south indian food, WAY better.

[4N6 science]

If you're not into hot stuff, try south indian food, WAY better.

I don't know too many places where I live that has indian cuisine.. but I will keep any eye out for it.

[Willy McFurgle]

Why not try a subtle approach.....

http://www.free-revenge-ideas.com/images/pickaxe_car.jpg

[disco.tetris]

I don't know too many places where I live that has indian cuisine.. but I will keep any eye out for it.

Okay :-)

[crushlustcrash]

Haha, don't worry, I won't send you poisoned curry or something.

oh god lol!xDD
poisoned curry.

[disco.tetris]

oh god lol!xDD
poisoned curry.

Why, do you want some? It makes for good revenge.

[crushlustcrash]

oh good! what'd you do?? i'm curious.

for my ex,i didnt really have to do anything.
my seniors which are my friends found out and they beat the crap out off him.
then when he passed out we write stuff on him.lol.
so he had to walk around with bruises and a huge L on his forehead.
fucking hillarious.

as for my cousin.lets just say,thank god for internet xD

[DaveZeroZero]

buy yourself a really vicious rottweiler or jack russell. Keep it for a couple of weeks and teach it to LOVE peanut butter. Cover tennis balls in peanut butter and have it chase them and tear them apart. Stay with your boyfriend for this time, of course.

Anyway, keep training the dog, then one night, whilst he's sleeping, coat his balls in peanut butter and get your dog in. It'll be the best revenge evarrrr.

[crushlustcrash]

buy yourself a really vicious rottweiler or jack russell. Keep it for a couple of weeks and teach it to LOVE peanut butter. Cover tennis balls in peanut butter and have it chase them and tear them apart. Stay with your boyfriend for this time, of course.

Anyway, keep training the dog, then one night, whilst he's sleeping, coat his balls in peanut butter and get your dog in. It'll be the best revenge evarrrr.


OH MY GOD!lol.
yeah.it will.dang i should've think of that.
but i still have to make sure he still have any balls left xDD

[crushlustcrash]

Why, do you want some? It makes for good revenge.

interestiiing.
but im sure it wont be a pretty sight xD
also,im kinda sure i will be too tempted to eat the curry myself:P
curries are awesomee!

[DaveZeroZero]

OH MY GOD!lol.
yeah.it will.dang i should've think of that.
but i still have to make sure he still have any balls left xDD

naww, you won't really have any need for him to have balls after that anyway.

at least he won't knock up anyone that way haha

[crushlustcrash]

naww, you won't really have any need for him to have balls after that anyway.

at least he won't knock up anyone that way haha

i laughed so hard.
but im not sure he will be getting laid after this.
just letting you in a little secret,
the seniors shaved his balls xDD
they said they made a weird shape out of it.lol.

[DaveZeroZero]

i laughed so hard.
but im not sure he will be getting laid after this.
just letting you in a little secret,
the seniors shaved his balls xDD
they said they made a weird shape out of it.lol.

Haha, nice =]

[disco.tetris]

interestiiing.
but im sure it wont be a pretty sight xD
also,im kinda sure i will be too tempted to eat the curry myself:P
curries are awesomee!

Haha. Well think of it this way: eat curry, die.

Do you still want it?

[crushlustcrash]

Haha. Well think of it this way: eat curry, die.

Do you still want it?

mmm,no.
so i'll make my own.
have you tried it with apples?yum.

[scmaley]

Is there a reason for not spacing after punctuation marks?

[TheSkyline]

Your obviously the ass in the situation, you look at people's texts without asking?
You deserve to be killed, your horrible.

[disco.tetris]

mmm,no.
so i'll make my own.
have you tried it with apples?yum.

Curry with apples? What? No...

[crushlustcrash]

Is there a reason for not spacing after punctuation marks?

nope.just feel like it.

[crushlustcrash]

Curry with apples? What? No...

seriously.theyre suprisingly good.

[crushlustcrash]

Your obviously the ass in the situation, you look at people's texts without asking?
You deserve to be killed, your horrible.

okaaaay.im sorry??

[disco.tetris]

seriously.theyre suprisingly good.

I'll have to pass haha.

[DaveZeroZero]

Your obviously the ass in the situation, you look at people's texts without asking?
You deserve to be killed, your horrible.

*you're

[remedyeli]

Get aids and fuck him one last time...and then tell him you have aids.