Giving oral.

[drewziph]

Like giving it, or not?

[4N6 science]

used to like it, now I refrain, unless I really like the girl.

[patpratt]

my girlfriend loves it.

hiyooooooooooo

[drewziph]

my girlfriend loves it.

hiyooooooooooo
but do you like giving it?

[4N6 science]

but do you like giving it?

haha yeah.. key question..

[Fallinto_rhythm]

it takes two to tango, but if I'm not feelin' the guy, I'll gladly walk off the dance floor.

[drewziph]

it takes two to tango, but if I'm not feelin' the guy, I'll gladly walk off the dance floor.
wait, if this links in to oral sex, its 2.15am and i'm tired and missing something. help?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

wait, if this links in to oral sex, its 2.15am and i'm tired and missing something. help?

I'm sorry Miss Jackson. it's self explanatory....I'm sorry you're not grasping it!

[WFUJerseyJon]

it takes two to tango, but if I'm not feelin' the guy, I'll gladly walk off the dance floor.

That's just wrong.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

That's just wrong.

did you go to Colts Neck high?

[WFUJerseyJon]

did you go to Colts Neck high?

Indeed I did.

[June_Bug]

Only if I really like the guy though that I like giving it.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Indeed I did.

Damn you, fths has noooo AC. Only benefit of me ever wanting to go to Colts Neck

[Miss Heartcore]

VinceHotline is ALL about oral.

[Neo Cassady]

not gonna lie, it's fun....3/4 of the time....

haven't earned my red wings, plan on keeping it that way. that's just gross.

[WFUJerseyJon]

Damn you, fths has noooo AC. Only benefit of me ever wanting to go to Colts Neck

You went to township? Did you just graduate?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

You went to township? Did you just graduate?

yeah, I went to township, and no I'm class of '07

[WFUJerseyJon]

yeah, I went to township, and no I'm class of '07

Nice, one of my best friends graduated in '05. You live in Freehold or Howell?

[Miss Heartcore]

:wave:

<just adding more Jersey to the thread>

[4N6 science]

so many jersey people here... good god..

[radiogirl]

My ex lives in Jersey, and he was really bad at the subject of this thread.

Ha

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Nice, one of my best friends graduated in '05. You live in Freehold or Howell? the border literaly. I have a howell mailing address, but the neighborhood behind me is Freehold. How about you Howell or Colts Neck? Or elsewhere?

:wave:

<just adding more Jersey to the thread> too bad you can't chime in on our hometown chat!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

so many jersey people here... good god..

because it's the best state

[4N6 science]

because it's the best state

i know!! it really is.. that's why I'm going there for the weekend.. I <3 Jersey.. they need to start making those shirts instead of NYC.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

i know!! it really is.. that's why I'm going there for the weekend.. I <3 Jersey.. they need to start making those shirts instead of NYC.

they already do. We have some great nj represent shirts.

[WFUJerseyJon]

the border literaly. I have a howell mailing address, but the neighborhood behind me is Freehold. How about you Howell or Colts Neck? Or elsewhere?

too bad you can't chime in on our hometown chat!

Nice. I live in Colts Neck? I spend a lot of time in Howell though since a lot of my friends live there. A lot of my friends have the same mailing address thing.

And haha to Alyx. Monmouth County ftw.

[4N6 science]

they already do. We have some great nj represent shirts.

i want to get the shirt that says fuck you you fucking fuck.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Nice. I live in Colts Neck? I spend a lot of time in Howell though since a lot of my friends live there. A lot of my friends have the same mailing address thing.

And haha to Alyx. Monmouth County ftw.

eh, not really a fan of Howell. I spend most of my time up north, or in Jackson.

[WFUJerseyJon]

because it's the best state

Amen to that.

[mike l]

1) its all fun and games

2) mo JERRRRRSEYYYYYYYY

[WFUJerseyJon]

eh, not really a fan of Howell. I spend most of my time up north, or in Jackson.

Fair enough. Never really spent much time in Jackson, or up north other than Linden. Lol @ the thread this convo is taking place in.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I love how were all from Jersey!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Fair enough. Never really spent much time in Jackson, or up north other than Linden. Lol @ the thread this convo is taking place in.

My best friend lives on Jackson. Up north is a blast!

[WFUJerseyJon]

My best friend lives on Jackson. Up north is a blast!

Meh, I have enough fun down here. You go to college or no?

[WFUJerseyJon]

Jersey domination like whoa. Awesome. I guess Jersey people just flock to oral sex threads.

[Getup and Dance]

Westsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

[stayforawhile]

My best friend lives on Jackson. Up north is a blast!
Helllll yeahhhhh Jacksonnnn

[stayforawhile]

Jersey domination like whoa. Awesome. I guess Jersey people just flock to oral sex threads.
hahhhahahaha

[JJJ]

I loveeeeeee giving

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Meh, I have enough fun down here. You go to college or no?
yes, CUNY. Do you?
Jersey domination like whoa. Awesome. I guess Jersey people just flock to oral sex threads. hahaha, figures!

Helllll yeahhhhh Jacksonnnn well, we are best friends!

[WFUJerseyJon]

yes, CUNY. Do you?
hahaha, figures!

well, we are best friends!

I just graduated from Wake Forest.

[stayforawhile]

yes, CUNY. Do you?
hahaha, figures!

well, we are best friends!
Duhhhhh like nine years bitchezzzzz

[Getup and Dance]

Duhhhhh like nine years bitchezzzzz

I want to be your best friend. :-(

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Duhhhhh like nine years bitchezzzzz

13 years? Forgot about kindergarten

[stayforawhile]

I want to be your best friend. :-(
Okay! Let's be best friends.

[stayforawhile]

13 years? Forgot about kindergarten
whoops I forgot a few years

[Fallinto_rhythm]

1) its all fun and games

2) mo JERRRRRSEYYYYYYYY helllllll yeahhhhhh

I want to be your best friend. :-( too bad!

Okay! Let's be best friends. noooooooooo

[Getup and Dance]

Okay! Let's be best friends.

Best friends with benefits?

[stayforawhile]

Best friends with benefits?
We live of opposite coastlines, I don't think it will work out too well.

[Getup and Dance]

We live of opposite coastlines, I don't think it will work out too well.

Move to Seattle?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

whoops I forgot a few years forgivable

Best friends with benefits? alanis morisette?

[stayforawhile]

Move to Seattle?
I wouldn't put money on it.

[LansingGaddis]

Suggestion: Cyber benefits.

Problem solved. But not really.

[matt_bergeron]

if i don't give it, i don't get it.... so there is my answer

[stayforawhile]

forgivable

alanis morisette?

You're the best listener that I've ever met
You're my best friend
Best friend with benefits
What took me so long
I've never felt this healthy before
I've never wanted something rational
I am aware now
I am aware now
You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault ahhhhhh lovee thattt sonnggg

[Fallinto_rhythm]

if i don't give it, i don't get it.... so there is my answer

you're missing out

[stayforawhile]

Suggestion: Cyber benefits.

Problem solved. But not really.
Not so much.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

You're the best listener that I've ever met
You're my best friend
Best friend with benefits
What took me so long
I've never felt this healthy before
I've never wanted something rational
I am aware now
I am aware now
You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault ahhhhhh lovee thattt sonnggg

duhhh that's why I said it!

[stayforawhile]

duhhh that's why I said it!
Well I wanted to sing it damnit you bitchh.

[LansingGaddis]

Not so much.

Yeah I figured.

[Getup and Dance]

Im not the best at giving oral, but I am a pro at recieving it. ;-)

[DickfaceChillah]

Giving girls oral sex is the only thing I'm good at. I can't even brag, I am literally the worst lay, but I enjoy giving immensely.

[matt_bergeron]

you're missing out


i never said i didn't...... i just said if i don't give i don't get and what guy doesn't love to get a good blow job??

[hockeyguitar99]

Giving girls oral sex is the only thing I'm good at. I can't even brag, I am literally the worst lay, but I enjoy giving immensely.

Props for honesty!

[Spicoli hey bud]

Surprise surprise. A thread about oral and the jersey girls come out to play.

[Miss Heartcore]

Nice. I live in Colts Neck? I spend a lot of time in Howell though since a lot of my friends live there. A lot of my friends have the same mailing address thing.

And haha to Alyx. Monmouth County ftw.
I live in Monmouth County too ya dope!

Jersey domination like whoa. Awesome. I guess Jersey people just flock to oral sex threads.
We like to receive.

Surprise surprise. A thread about oral and the jersey girls come out to play.
:eyebrow:

[open mind]

like raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens this is one of my favorite things.

[Spicoli hey bud]

:eyebrow:
What's that smell? oh, I think it's high tide.

[bobby runs]

search function?

[Miss Heartcore]

What's that smell? oh, I think it's high tide.
You're from New York, it's not hard to figure out where the smell is coming from.

[mike l]

whatchu know about CLEARSTREAM all jackson natives? ;-)

[SauzaGold]

i dig it

[drewziph]

Giving girls oral sex is the only thing I'm good at. I can't even brag, I am literally the worst lay, but I enjoy giving immensely.
hahahahaaa

[drewziph]

i dig it
i cant sleep to save my life grrrrrr

its 6am haha im back online 2 download more acoustic ben gibbard to make me sleep

:(

[SauzaGold]

i cant sleep to save my life grrrrrr

its 6am haha im back online 2 download more acoustic ben gibbard to make me sleep

:(

aww. how was the trip to the pub?

mmm acoustic mmmm ben gibbard

[drewziph]

aww. how was the trip to the pub?

mmm acoustic mmmm ben gibbard
pub was gooood

saw some friends for first time in a while.

and ben gibbard acoustic shows are sweet to listen to in bed :)

[SauzaGold]

pub was gooood

saw some friends for first time in a while.

and ben gibbard acoustic shows are sweet to listen to in bed :)

thats always interesting/cool

ahh well i'll keep that in mind

[drewziph]

thats always interesting/cool

ahh well i'll keep that in mind
downloaded.

back to failing at sleep hahaha

[ThemChains]

Much like fatties, no squirters.

[WFUJerseyJon]

I live in Monmouth County too ya dope!


We like to receive.

Haha, I knew that. And yes, we do.

[kafe]

Giving girls oral sex is the only thing I'm good at. I can't even brag, I am literally the worst lay, but I enjoy giving immensely.


I never thought I would bump into you in the "giving oral" thread hahahaha Hello ben!

[DickfaceChillah]

I never thought I would bump into you in the "giving oral" thread hahahaha Hello ben!

Haha, Katarina! Hello! I never thought I'd bump into you AP.net! But yeah, giving oral<3 Both the act and the thread.

[kafe]

Haha, Katarina! Hello! I never thought I'd bump into you AP.net! But yeah, giving oral<3 Both the act and the thread.

Yeah I never thought that either, none the less in this thread. I prefer reciving oral haha

[drewziph]

do you only give to receive though?
or is it pleasurable regardless

[SauzaGold]

the latter, hah

what have i gotten myself into..

[drewziph]

the latter, hah

what have i gotten myself into..
i like u more and more each day ;)

[SauzaGold]

i like u more and more each day ;)

:bounce:

[Burning Star IV]

Do we really need another thread about oral?





Yes.

[drewziph]

Do we really need another thread about oral?





Yes.
stfu and gtf..

oh wait...

LOL

[DickfaceChillah]

Yeah I never thought that either, none the less in this thread. I prefer reciving oral haha

I think a lot of people prefer receiving. I guess I've got good sportsmanship.

[Miss Heartcore]

Do we really need another thread about oral?





Yes.
stfu and gtf..

oh wait...

LOL
This little exchange gave me a chuckle at work.

[drewziph]

This little exchange gave me a chuckle at work.
work BOO
:(

[Burning Star IV]

This little exchange gave me a chuckle at work.
Me too actually.

work BOO
:(
Boo-urns.

[caress me down]

i skipped right over blowjobs.. never given one

[drewziph]

i skipped right over blowjobs.. never given one
i heard it turns girls on so much to do it

[Dan CiTi]

Vaginas are disgusting.

[drewziph]

Vaginas are disgusting.
how about penis?
like that?

[caress me down]

i heard it turns girls on so much to do it

i do not believe you.

[drewziph]

i do not believe you.
try it. i guarantee u will love it

[caress me down]

try it. i guarantee u will love it
goodness no ! i don't want that in my mouth.. i have bad gag reflexes and a locking jaw :shrug:

[drewziph]

stay away from my penis lady.
that sounds painful.

[spansen]

i like giving it and am damn good at it.. and i like receiving it as well.. but it takes me foreverrr to get off from just oral, need some hand-work mixed in too..

[drewziph]

i like giving it and am damn good at it.. and i like receiving it as well.. but it takes me foreverrr to get off from just oral, need some hand-work mixed in too..
thats standard really

[SauzaGold]

i heard it turns girls on so much to do it

:whistle:

[caress me down]

stay away from my penis lady.
that sounds painful.
yeah it would be. and plus i'd have no idea what i was doing and look quite stupid

[caress me down]

stay away from my penis lady.
that sounds painful.
yeah it would be. and plus i'd have no idea what i was doing and look quite stupid

[SauzaGold]

i like giving it and am damn good at it.. and i like receiving it as well.. but it takes me foreverrr to get off from just oral, need some hand-work mixed in too..

yeah, how is that not included?

[hellogorgeous]

i heard it turns girls on so much to do it


If anything it turns her on knowing she's pleasing whoever she's doing to. It's not some thing like, "OH FUCK YEAH! THIS IS GETTING ME WEETTT!"

[Dan CiTi]

goodness no ! i don't want that in my mouth.. i have bad gag reflexes and a locking jaw :shrug:awwwww

[SauzaGold]

If anything it turns her on knowing she's pleasing whoever she's doing to. It's not some thing like, "OH FUCK YEAH! THIS IS GETTING ME WEETTT!"

true.

[Miss Heartcore]

goodness no ! i don't want that in my mouth.. i have bad gag reflexes and a locking jaw :shrug:
Hey, you shouldn't have to do it and no guys should force you too either.

[caress me down]

Hey, you shouldn't have to do it and no guys should force you too either.
exactly. i've been with my boyfriend for 9 months and he's never tried to make me do it or anything like that.

[Jesse00]

Hey, you shouldn't have to do it and no guys should force you too either.
wrong. ever heard of steak and a blowjob day?

[drewziph]

:whistle:

told you so

yeah it would be. and plus i'd have no idea what i was doing and look quite stupid

you'll learn sometime

If anything it turns her on knowing she's pleasing whoever she's doing to. It's not some thing like, "OH FUCK YEAH! THIS IS GETTING ME WEETTT!"

haha i was messing. i wish it worked that way :)

Hey, you shouldn't have to do it and no guys should force you too either.

LIES!

[LansingGaddis]

exactly. i've been with my boyfriend for 9 months and he's never tried to make me do it or anything like that.

You might want to make sure he isn't gay.

[caress me down]

you'll learn sometime


yeah, i mean it can't be too hard i suppose..

[caress me down]

You might want to make sure he isn't gay.
haha. don't worry, he's not. we just skipped over it

[SauzaGold]

yeah, i mean it can't be too hard i suppose..

its definitely an art form...kinda

[caress me down]

its definitely an art form...kinda
damn. i'm fucked then

[drewziph]

yeah, i mean it can't be too hard i suppose..

if its not hard, i'd panic

its definitely an art form...kinda

haha kinda

[SauzaGold]

haha kinda

ok ok, it is

[caress me down]

if its not hard, i'd panic



haha i knew that was coming.



edit: there's another one ^

[SauzaGold]

well, it wasn't at first.. at first, since i was new to everything.. my now ex.. would just use her mouth for the most part.. and it'd take like 15 minutes or something like that.. and after a few times it just stopped happening so she'd have to do more work..

ouch, well at least she learned eh?

[drewziph]

mmmm. don't be gettin lazy and using all hands though :p

i take pride in my work haha

[SauzaGold]

mmmm. don't be gettin lazy and using all hands though :p

i take pride in my work haha

all hands? nonsense! thats no fun.

as you should

[Miss Heartcore]

LIES!
:nono: I mean, you can't be like oh baby, go down on me, if you're not going to do the same...I understand that point.

[spansen]

ouch, well at least she learned eh? yup.. but, it doesn't matter anymore.. heh

[drewziph]

all hands? nonsense! thats no fun.

as you should

thats the reason for making the thread, i thoroughly enjoy it.
id do it cos i wanted to, and for no personal gain hehe

yup.. but, it doesn't matter anymore.. heh

pffft. i heard she gave a toothy bj anyway ;)
:nono: I mean, you can't be like oh baby, go down on me, if you're not going to do the same...I understand that point.

haha, i was messing. i can't condone forcing someone into that :p

[spansen]

giving it is good.. the ex loved it, and i loved doing it. it's sort of powerful in a way..

[SauzaGold]

thats the reason for making the thread, i thoroughly enjoy it.
id do it cos i wanted to, and for no personal gain hehe


exactly

giving it is good.. the ex loved it, and i loved doing it. it's sort of powerful in a way..

exactly

[drewziph]

giving it is good.. the ex loved it, and i loved doing it. it's sort of powerful in a way..
powerful??

[spansen]

powerful??
you're in charge.

[drewziph]

you're in charge.
haha ok. makes sense now

i was worried you meant something like powerful in a moving way and that would of been like... wtf?

[spansen]

you're thinking too hard.. i have no idea how it could've gone in that direction.. ha

[drewziph]

haha. im glad it wasn't that way.

[nashiscash1324]

i don't really like it. but it does get them fucking horny not going to lie

[Fallinto_rhythm]

i never said i didn't...... i just said if i don't give i don't get and what guy doesn't love to get a good blow job??

what girl doesn't like good carpet munchin'. What, you dont enjoy giving?

[matt_bergeron]

what girl doesn't like good carpet munchin'. What, you dont enjoy giving?


i enjoy the fact that im good at it, i dont HHHAATEEE it, but im not a big fan

[quarterhorse101]

i love giving, only if the guy is maintained however

[jagermeister]

i live for giving it.

[OldJersey]

i live for giving it.


and you'd die to get it

[HashHolly]

My ex lives in Jersey, and he was really bad at the subject of this thread.

Ha

lul wut?

[Ailite]

I like doing it.

[radiogirl]

lul wut?

Don't be shy Hash, you know what I'm sayin

[caress me down]

i live for giving it.

I like doing it.

i assumed all guys hated it. my boyfriend said he likes it but i do not believe him at all

[Ailite]

i assumed all guys hated it. my boyfriend said he likes it but i do not believe him at all
I'm a fan, as long as its rewarding.

[caress me down]

I'm a fan, as long as its rewarding.

doesn't the taste bother you ? i can't go anywhere near a mouth that has been in my vagina

[Ailite]

doesn't the taste bother you ? i can't go anywhere near a mouth that has been in my vaginaNot usually, I've had pretty good expiriences. I've heard some bad stories though, and had a run-in that was less than perfect.

[caress me down]

Not usually, I've had pretty good expiriences. I've heard some bad stories though, and had a run-in that was less than perfect.

do tell.

ps. you're my first friend on ap.net. you lucky fellow

[caress me down]

i like doing it. there have been times where it starts out a little saltier than others.. but it's never bad enough that once i've gotten down there i didn't finish the job.

the first time you did it didn't it gross you out ?

[Ailite]

do tell.

ps. you're my first friend on ap.net. you lucky fellow
Haha. Thanks, but I'd rather not.

[Bites the Dust]

put it in my mouth. My mother fuckinnn mouth. And you can just eat me out. You can eat me out

[pilot_light_out]

put it in my mouth. My mother fuckinnn mouth. And you can just eat me out. You can eat me out

:wave:

[caress me down]

Haha. Thanks, but I'd rather not.
oh come onnnn you just dangled it in front of everyone

[dontsneeze]

i'm all about giving. especially because it makes the sex that much better.

[DickfaceChillah]

Haha. Thanks, but I'd rather not.

She wants your cyber stories. Just tell her a Cormac story and depress her into celibacy.

[Ailite]

She wants your cyber stories. Just tell her a Cormac story and depress her into celibacy.
Hahaha :appl:

[DickfaceChillah]

Hahaha :appl:

:irule:

[Giant Broccoli]

ive tossed salad before, only cause she's my main chick...eating a random braud is stupid shit

[pilot_light_out]

i guess thats a rule to live by

[swt_catastrophe]

eating a random [anyone] is stupid shit
fixed it.
and yeah.

[pilot_light_out]

no.

[billyboatkid]

Have never had the chance to give... But I do love receiving. Buwahaha

[swt_catastrophe]

Have never had the chance to give... But I do love receiving. Buwahaha
hmm. im guessing if she was able to get on her knees, you had the chance, too

[pilot_light_out]

i dont get it

[billyboatkid]

hmm. im guessing if she was able to get on her knees, you had the chance, too

No she never wanted me too... She was self conscience... Or thats what she said.. She thought it was gross.

[Giant Broccoli]

fixed it.
and yeah.


no you didnt, you cant eat a dude
except for the guy from oregon

step your sex terminology up.

[pilot_light_out]

i wonder if there is any guy out there that thinks getting a blow job is gross

girls are fucking weird sometimes

[swt_catastrophe]

No she never wanted me too... She was self conscience... Or thats what she said.. She thought it was gross.

well, she'll get over that, i'm sure.
yes, its slightly awkward at first.
but im pretty sure the positives outweigh the negatives :]

[billyboatkid]

well, she'll get over that, i'm sure.
yes, its slightly awkward at first.
but im pretty sure the positives outweigh the negatives :]

Well if we still where going out then yeah lol

Don't get me wrong I've wanted to do it (or did I should say)

Oh well.. someday.

[pilot_light_out]

i could go on a cunnilingus rampage right now

[swt_catastrophe]

i could go on a cunnilingus rampage right now
:wave:

[pilot_light_out]

:wave:

:-p

[Wildflower61388]

i could go on a cunnilingus rampage right now
i love scorpio men ;)

[SLoT]

I do, but I do it differently. I actually eat the pussy completely.

[4N6 science]

haha ^

[caress me down]

lol.

[underthetalking]

I'm all about skull fucking.

[Miss Heartcore]

I do, but I do it differently. I actually eat the pussy completely.
:puke:

[SLoT]

:puke:
haha, what?! they don't complain.

[Miss Heartcore]

Just a terrible visual. hahah

[4N6 science]

hahaha

something else came to mind when I first read it.

[SLoT]

yeah. well i dont use a fork and knife or anything. i kind of hyena that shit.

[4N6 science]

yeah. well i dont use a fork and knife or anything. i kind of hyena that shit.


that's what i figured...

[SLoT]

try it sometime.

[bobby runs]

i wonder if there is any guy out there that thinks getting a blow job is gross

girls are fucking weird sometimes
yeah I knew a guy with a hot girlfriend and she wanted to give him a bj but he wasn't down for that.

[4N6 science]

try it sometime.

oh I will... I've done some interesting things with going down on the females.

[LansingGaddis]

yeah I knew a guy with a hot girlfriend and she wanted to give him a bj but he wasn't down for that.

He's gay right?

[SLoT]

oh I will... I've done some interesting things with going down on the females.
oh true? give me some pointers on your game plan.

[4N6 science]

oh true? give me some pointers on your game plan.

well it was with my ex on valentines day.. it involved chocolate syrup..

[llwilliamsll]

I do enjoy a fat dick in my mouth every so often.

[Miss Heartcore]

I do enjoy a fat dick in my mouth every so often.
You don't post here enough.

[llwilliamsll]

You don't post here enough.
I know, I really only post on occasion now a days because I'm lazy, but I'll make an effort to post more. Just for you.

[Miss Heartcore]

I know, I really only post on occasion now a days because I'm lazy, but I'll make an effort to post more. Just for you.
:nod:

[llwilliamsll]

:nod:
So what are you up to on this fine day?

[Miss Heartcore]

So what are you up to on this fine day?
Working in the city....trying not to scratch my mosquito bites.
How bout you?

[llwilliamsll]

Working in the city....trying not to scratch my mosquito bites.
How bout you?
Nice, what kind of work? And mosquito bits are the worst. I think I have scares from a few that I scratched way too much. I just finished a paper on Robert Frost due in a few hours and I need to get a new tire for my bike later, so it will indeed be a busy day it seems.

[Miss Heartcore]

Nice, what kind of work? And mosquito bits are the worst. I think I have scares from a few that I scratched way too much. I just finished a paper on Robert Frost due in a few hours and I need to get a new tire for my bike later, so it will indeed be a busy day it seems.
I work as a production assistant on the show The Fab Life which the company I work for created for VH1

[SLoT]

well it was with my ex on valentines day.. it involved chocolate syrup..
oh sweet. chocolate syrup on the anus is how i like to roll. mad brownie points.

[scmaley]

oh sweet. chocolate syrup on the anus is how i like to roll. mad brownie points.

Extra brownie points if it's good chocolate, rather than that gross Hersey's stuff.

[llwilliamsll]

I work as a production assistant on the show The Fab Life which the company I work for created for VH1
Sounds like an awesome job. I'm guessing you really enjoy what you're doing then.

[SLoT]

Extra brownie points if it's good chocolate, rather than that gross Hersey's stuff.
Only the best for buttholes!

(great tag line for anyone in the advertising industry)

[swt_catastrophe]

yeah I knew a guy with a hot girlfriend and she wanted to give him a bj but he wasn't down for that.
i've yet to meet a guy like this.
is there something wrong with him?

[swt_catastrophe]

Only the best for buttholes!

(great tag line for anyone in the advertising industry)
hahaha. i'd like to see this line actually used..

[SLoT]

hahaha. i'd like to see this line actually used..
Try new Charmin toilet tissue paper... 4x softer than the leading brand with special lotions that leave you saying... hmmm honey let's try Charmin, it's the best for buttholes!

[4N6 science]

oh sweet. chocolate syrup on the anus is how i like to roll. mad brownie points.

oh it was definitely sweet... i'm gonna have to try the syrup on the anus next time.


Extra brownie points if it's good chocolate, rather than that gross Hersey's stuff.

which do you prefer?

[swt_catastrophe]

which do you prefer?
ghirardelli ftw

[SLoT]

oh it was definitely sweet... i'm gonna have to try the syrup on the anus next time.




which do you prefer?
scalding hot fudge.

[4N6 science]

scalding hot fudge.

its like s&m with food.

[SLoT]

its like s&m with food.
it definitely gets the ladies moving.

[4N6 science]

it definitely gets the ladies moving.

oh I bet..that's going on the list as well..

[SLoT]

oh I bet..that's going on the list as well..
right on. also, try an altoid. or like 10 of those listerine stripes. ooh!

[swt_catastrophe]

oh I bet..that's going on the list as well..
do i want to know what's on this list so far?
okay i totally do

[4N6 science]

right on. also, try an altoid. or like 10 of those listerine stripes. ooh!

can I be your student? and you teach me all you know?

do i want to know what's on this list so far?
okay i totally do

ohh that's for me to know and for you to eventually find out.. or you could go back a few pages..

[SLoT]

can I be your student? and you teach me all you know?



ohh that's for me to know and for you to eventually find out.. or you could go back a few pages..
I can see if I can find my pdf on this subject, I'll have to update with fresh new techniques from 2008 and also start working on the 2009 edition. I've got lots of goodies up my mouth for the 2009 season.

[4N6 science]

I can see if I can find my pdf on this subject, I'll have to update with fresh new techniques from 2008 and also start working on the 2009 edition. I've got lots of goodies up my mouth for the 2009 season.

yeah I'd definitely like to see that pdf..

[swt_catastrophe]

I can see if I can find my pdf on this subject, I'll have to update with fresh new techniques from 2008 and also start working on the 2009 edition. I've got lots of goodies up my mouth for the 2009 season.
this thread is a win.
thats made of awesome.

[scmaley]

oh it was definitely sweet... i'm gonna have to try the syrup on the anus next time.




which do you prefer?

ghirardelli ftw

Ghirardelli is the best!

[4N6 science]

Ghirardelli is the best!

alright I'll keep that in mind.. the next time I'm going to do this.

[SLoT]

yeah I'd definitely like to see that pdf..
If I can find it, I'll post it for sure. I'm not trying to hide anything from my fellow APers.
this thread is a win.
thats made of awesome.
I concur. This thread is a win. All you gotta do is remember to keep your arms and legs spr...nevermind.

[scmaley]

I can see if I can find my pdf on this subject, I'll have to update with fresh new techniques from 2008 and also start working on the 2009 edition. I've got lots of goodies up my mouth for the 2009 season.

Some of your "goodies" sound more like assault.

[swt_catastrophe]

If I can find it, I'll post it for sure. I'm not trying to hide anything from my fellow APers.

I concur. This thread is a win. All you gotta do is remember to keep your arms and legs spr...nevermind.
i always d... wait, what!
lol
Some of your "goodies" sound more like assault.
hahaha. own.

[4N6 science]

If I can find it, I'll post it for sure. I'm not trying to hide anything from my fellow APers.

I concur. This thread is a win. All you gotta do is remember to keep your arms and legs spr...nevermind.

i like that...

[swt_catastrophe]

I can see if I can find my pdf on this subject, I'll have to update with fresh new techniques from 2008 and also start working on the 2009 edition. I've got lots of goodies up my mouth for the 2009 season.
i would die if you actually had a pdf on this.
i've done that one as well..

also.. has anyone done ice?.. my ex heard good things.. and she loved it when i did it but sometimes she got a little cold..
now that i haven't tried..
sounds interesting though

[swt_catastrophe]

keep a cup of ice for your guy by, because it all melts.. but keep the hands and tongue cold.. ha. she loved it..
jay kay.
i read that in cosmo last month :]

[SLoT]

i would die if you actually had a pdf on this.

now that i haven't tried..
sounds interesting though
then be prepared to die. just give me some time to find it, and update.
keep a cup of ice for your guy by, because it all melts.. but keep the hands and tongue cold.. ha. she loved it..
done this already. thats pretty early on in my pdf.

[swt_catastrophe]

then be prepared to die. just give me some time to find it, and update.

just to clarify..
you MADE a pdf on this.
or randomly found one on the internet and added?

[SLoT]

just to clarify..
you MADE a pdf on this.
or randomly found one on the internet and added?
oh its mine, with contribution from a friend or two. they may have it as well. its in dire need of updating.

[scmaley]

just to clarify..
you MADE a pdf on this.
or randomly found one on the internet and added?

Don't take anything he says seriously, ever.

[bobby runs]

He's gay right?

i've yet to meet a guy like this.
is there something wrong with him?
i have no clue.

He's weird

[swt_catastrophe]

i have no clue.

He's weird
i'm thinking someone had a bad experience.
maybe the girl was psycho and took a HUGE bite out of him.
i dunno.

[spansen]

am i the only guy who would honestly rather give than receive?

[swt_catastrophe]

am i the only guy who would honestly rather give than receive?
yay for your location, lol
and hii :wave:

[4N6 science]

am i the only guy who would honestly rather give than receive?

you might.. I don't mind giving but sometimes its a lot of work for nothing especially if the girl doesn't cum. at least girls know the guy will cum.

[spansen]

yay for your location, lol
and hii :wave:
my location? i don't recognize either of your area codes.. ha..

you might.. I don't mind giving but sometimes its a lot of work for nothing especially if the girl doesn't cum. at least girls know the guy will cum.
everytime i did it (except the first when i wasn't down long enough) my ex came.

[Burning Star IV]

Pie in the sky, ftw.

[swt_catastrophe]

my location? i don't recognize either of your area codes.. ha..


everytime i did it (except the first when i wasn't down long enough) my ex came.

i don't recognize yours either.. lol
its just funny we both have it set up the same way.
..and good job!

[spansen]

oh-- i thought you were saying we were close.. but now i've got it!

[4N6 science]

everytime i did it (except the first when i wasn't down long enough) my ex came.

well then you must have better skills than me... I've only gotten a few to cum. the other said they just don't.

[swt_catastrophe]

well then you must have better skills than me... I've only gotten a few to cum. the other said they just don't.
practice makes perfect.

[4N6 science]

practice makes perfect.

don't get me wrong I'm good, but practice does make perfect.. I've gotten lazy about this lately though.

[swt_catastrophe]

don't get me wrong I'm good, but practice does make perfect.. I've gotten lazy about this lately though.
tsk tsk.
you need to get on that.

[spansen]

don't get me wrong I'm good, but practice does make perfect.. I've gotten lazy about this lately though.
lazy's better than nothin'.. i'm single now and so it'll be a while i'd bet.

[swt_catastrophe]

lazy's better than nothin'.. i'm single now and so it'll be a while i'd bet.
yeah, i'm in the same boat.
random whoring=not so much
i REALLY want to be back at school

[4N6 science]

tsk tsk.
you need to get on that.

lazy's better than nothin'.. i'm single now and so it'll be a while i'd bet.

yeah I'm lazy cause I have no girl at the moment..

[Burning Star IV]

I condone random whoring at school.

[4N6 science]

yeah, i'm in the same boat.
random whoring=not so much
i REALLY want to be back at school

as do I.. thats where it all happens.. I don't get any action over the summer and it sucks.

[spansen]

yeah, i'm in the same boat.
random whoring=not so much
i REALLY want to be back at school
ha.. yeah, i don't see myself doing a ton of crazy stuff unless i'm actually with someone.. and since i don't drink that probably will be pretty easy to maintain..

but, i also can't wait to get back to school. i'm living a pretty mediocre summer right now.. working a job i hate, lost the girlfriend, and not doing a whole lot except on the weekends, pretty much.

[swt_catastrophe]

I condone random whoring at school.
lol.
i never said anything about random whoring at school

[4N6 science]

ha.. yeah, i don't see myself doing a ton of crazy stuff unless i'm actually with someone.. and since i don't drink that probably will be pretty easy to maintain..

but, i also can't wait to get back to school. i'm living a pretty mediocre summer right now.. working a job i hate, lost the girlfriend, and not doing a whole lot except on the weekends, pretty much.

that sums up my summer.. except I had no g/f to start with.