Attn: Mary

[checkered.stars]

Happy 10k. Woop-de-fucking-doo.

:party:

PS I was browsing the web one day and I found some porn (featuring you!), but I made it SFW. But don't worry, your secrets safe with me.

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll265/Kaitlin1010/mary4.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll265/Kaitlin1010/mary3.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll265/Kaitlin1010/mary1.jpg

Stupid whore.
a/s/l?

[lovely864md]

Oh hello there

Edit: writing up a list so no one whines.

[checkered.stars]

Oh, and sorry Matt for taking your thread.

[allhourcymbals]

Congrats. And I lol at the fact that Kaitlin was staring at porn for the entirety of the time it took to do that.

[lovely864md]

Okay. And you're not getting blurbs you stupid assholes, I'm already bold.

Thank you to: Mattface, Kassie, Chris Fallon, Ken, Rachel, Amy, Ian, Renee, Greg, Micah, Leah, Bobby, Courtney, everyone in the PL and Music chats, and last but not least my one true love Buzz Lightyear.

And a big thank you to Kaitlin for this wonderful pornographic thread.

Yes, I know I probably forgot you because if you know me you know I have the memory of a bat (I'm not actually aware of what their memory span is but I imagine it is small) so do your bitching and I'll edit you in.

:neiner:

Feel free to make the rest of this thread a Mary Roast. Have at it!

[micahistheballs]

Congrats slut!

jk ily lololol

[allhourcymbals]

I haven't seen another Courtney on here yet, so I'm going to be conceited and assume that's me even though we've talked likeee 3 times.

[4N6 science]

congrats on the 10k mary

[lovely864md]

Congrats. And I lol at the fact that Kaitlin was staring at porn for the entirety of the time it took to do that.

Her poor 14 year old eyes.

Congrats slut!

jk ily lololol

Thanks assface.

I haven't seen another Courtney on here yet, so I'm going to be conceited and assume that's me even though we've talked likeee 3 times.

I totally didn't edit you in when I saw that you had commented... and we're friends on facebook!

congrats on the 10k mary

Thanks!

[4N6 science]

i believe those pics are worse than anything I could've created mary.

[micahistheballs]

Her poor 14 year old eyes.



Thanks assface.



I totally didn't edit you in when I saw that you had commented... and we're friends on facebook!



Thanks!
You know I'm one of your favourite people on here Mary. If it wasn't for us being taken, you know we'd be titty fucking.

[lovely864md]

i believe those pics are worse than anything I could've created mary.

But they were created by a 14 year old girl with love and MSPaint.

You know I'm one of your favourite people on here Mary. If it wasn't for us being taken, you know we'd be titty fucking.

It's true. You can be my little internet boy on the side, I won't tell my boyfriend.

JK LEAHHH

[allhourcymbals]

Her poor 14 year old eyes.



Thanks assface.



I totally didn't edit you in when I saw that you had commented... and we're friends on facebook!



Thanks!
Hahahaha. This is true. Oh yeah, I meant to do this. Celebratory bumper stickers on AP, what?:

http://cdn-4.11piecesofflare.com/d1/stickers/5296/1024/flr_141_thumb.jpghttp://cdn-8.11piecesofflare.com/d1/stickers/5306/7828/family_guy_thumb.jpghttp://cdn-8.11piecesofflare.com/d1/stickers/5298/3298/fri_85_thumb.jpghttp://cdn-5.11piecesofflare.com/d1/stickers/5299/6865/01AwcAX3JjFP8AAAADAAAAAAAAAAA__thum b.png

[4N6 science]

But they were created by a 14 year old girl with love and MSPaint.

is that what you call the the sperm flying everywhere, love?

[AP_Punk]

congrats!

[lovely864md]

Hahahaha. This is true. Oh yeah, I meant to do this. Celebratory bumper stickers on AP, what?:

http://cdn-4.11piecesofflare.com/d1/stickers/5296/1024/flr_141_thumb.jpghttp://cdn-8.11piecesofflare.com/d1/stickers/5306/7828/family_guy_thumb.jpghttp://cdn-8.11piecesofflare.com/d1/stickers/5298/3298/fri_85_thumb.jpghttp://cdn-5.11piecesofflare.com/d1/stickers/5299/6865/01AwcAX3JjFP8AAAADAAAAAAAAAAA__thum b.png

It's beautiful!!

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/genericv2b/442/69/01AwcA9gzUQc8AAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpgh ttp://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/genericv2/263/92/01AwcAX2UOls4AAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpgh ttp://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/genericv2/1698/89/01AwcAX2LidTYAAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpg

[lovely864md]

is that what you call the the sperm flying everywhere, love?

Don't you?

congrats!

Thank you!

[allhourcymbals]

Hahahahaha I love the coloring one, I send that to people all the time. And my milkshake.. is better than yours.

[lovely864md]

The milkshake one was from my best friend and I loled. I love bumper stickers, my avatar is one.

[4N6 science]

Don't you?

sure I do.. :-)

[Getup and Dance]

Mary, do you want to do a victorious kegstand now?

I still wonder if those mammoth breasts will still hit your face

[micahistheballs]

But they were created by a 14 year old girl with love and MSPaint.



It's true. You can be my little internet boy on the side, I won't tell my boyfriend.

JK LEAHHH
Sounds good to me!

Hey bitch! I'm taken! Back off!

[lovely864md]

Mary, do you want to do a victorious kegstand now?

I still wonder if those mammoth breasts will still hit your face

Ugh, please stop.

Sounds good to me!

Hey bitch! I'm taken! Back off!

Leah will be mine.

[googirl8907]

Congrats Mary!

[Getup and Dance]

Ugh, please stop.


Fine, I will stop.

And congrats, I never see you on anymore though. :-(

[lovely864md]

Congrats Mary!

Thanks Alison!

Fine, I will stop.

And congrats, I never see you on anymore though. :-(

I work, I hang out with my friends. :shrug:

[Getup and Dance]

I work, I hang out with my friends. :shrug:

Thats good, make it rain on them hoe's Mary.

[amysaurus]

:woot:
I made it on the list!

Except you made a mistake. Obv I should have been first as I am president of the Mary is a Stupid Skanky Whore club.

[Getup and Dance]

I didn't make it on the list :bluesad:

[wewascontenders]

I say we all take bong rips in celebration.

[amysaurus]

I say we all take bong rips in celebration.

HELL YES.

That said, wayyyy ahead of you buddy.

[checkered.stars]

Congrats. And I lol at the fact that Kaitlin was staring at porn for the entirety of the time it took to do that.
Unfortunately for you, I didn't use real porn. I just took pics from this site (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/SFW_Porn) and pasted Mary's face on it haha. I kind of feel like I cheated though. Want real porn?

[allhourcymbals]

Unfortunately for you, I didn't use real porn. I just took pics from this site (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/SFW_Porn) and pasted Mary's face on it haha. I kind of feel like I cheated though. Want real porn?
NO!

[checkered.stars]

NO!
Haha I thought so. When you reach 10k, I'll put your face in some of the real stuff.

[allhourcymbals]

Haha I thought so. When you reach 10k, I'll put your face in some of the real stuff.
Haha you better not. There will be trouble if you do.

[alice+interiors]

Can't believe I missed this :-(
loveyou Mary

[lovely864md]

Can't believe I missed this :-(
loveyou Mary

:hug:

[Chris Fallon]

Mary, I apologize for missing this but better late than never: CONGRATS!

<3 your AP staff bitch, Christopher Michael.