Body Pillows are Emo

[Cure4commoncold]

I realized today at Target the whole idea of the "body" pillow is emo. Why? Because who else buys a pillow that resembles another being to cuddle with in bed. Then to my chagrin I see my Grandmother has one. Through the transitive property I can only come to one conclusion my Grandma is emo.

[CatDiesel]

o rly

[ThemChains]

I realized today at Target the whole idea of the "body" pillow is emo. Why? Because who else buys a pillow that resembles another being to cuddle with in bed. Then to my chagrin I see my Grandmother has one. Through the transitive property I can only come to one conclusion my Grandma is emo.


Purchase a gun, and then bite down on it with the open end in your mouth, take it from there.

[Smash Adams]

my grandma used to be emo, took some penicillin and she was good as knew in a couple of days

[MyNameIsRoss]

^ Advice. take it..

[Cure4commoncold]

^ Advice. take it..

Nimrodded....

ugh

[amysaurus]

What the fuck?

[checkered.stars]

A+ thread. Would read again.

[asteria]

maybe your grandma's a whore.

[MyNameIsRoss]

I just read it again.

[Cure4commoncold]

I'm a whore.

Post fixed....

[asteria]

haha. nice.

as for the body pillow, it whatever. some people like them, and some don't.

[DickfaceChillah]

I'd cut a hole in it and fuck it.

[saysmydoctor]

I realized today at Target the whole idea of the "body" pillow is emo. Why? Because who else buys a pillow that resembles another being to cuddle with in bed. Then to my chagrin I see my Grandmother has one. Through the transitive property I can only come to one conclusion my Grandma is emo.
http://static.flickr.com/40/82132462_4273fc4e4f.jpg

[_jonas]

Sex Motherfucker!!!

[thesafeword]

Yeah my Grandma's emo too, oh wait, I don't know what emo really is.

[Willy McFurgle]

I have one of those....

http://images.inmagine.com/img/radiusimages/rds038/rds038315.jpg

[wewascontenders]

No ass, no anal, no fun.

[miketrondson]

Sounds like you and your grandma are assholes.

[thespearkid]

I realized today at Target the whole idea of the "body" pillow is emo. Why? Because who else buys a pillow that resembles another being to cuddle with in bed. Then to my chagrin I see my Grandmother has one. Through the transitive property I can only come to one conclusion my Grandma is emo.
Is emo genetic? Does this mean you've got the emo? Is there a cure for emo?

Oh wait. You're just an idiot. Nevermind.

[GetWellBoss]

Is there a cure for emo?


ya. it's called cutting up the river not across it.

[hockeyguitar99]

Is emo genetic? Does this mean you've got the emo? Is there a cure for emo?

Oh wait. You're just an idiot. Nevermind.

:goodpost:

[mynameisX]

ya. it's called cutting up the river not across it.

lol

[thesafeword]

I fucking hate this word.

[mynameisX]

Ha ha. I love/hate body pillows.

[Cure4commoncold]

Is emo genetic?
Is being over-emotional genetic? No it's inherited through environment I'd have to say.

Does this mean you've got the emo?
No, I'm not over emotional.

Is there a cure for emo?
I'm sure a psychological breaking down and rebuilding of a person would eliminate whatever was built to cause them to be over emotional in the first place. Unless of course it was a physical condition in the brain that caused it.

Oh wait. You're just an idiot. Nevermind.

You're a person who likes fragments instead of complete sentences....

am i doin it rite guyz?

[thespearkid]

Is being over-emotional genetic? No it's inherited through environment I'd have to say.


No, I'm not over emotional.


I'm sure a psychological breaking down and rebuilding of a person would eliminate whatever was built to cause them to be over emotional in the first place. Unless of course it was a physical condition in the brain that caused it.



You're a person who likes fragments instead of complete sentences....

am i doin it rite guyz?
"Oh wait" is, indeed, a sentence fragment. You win the internetz!

[Cure4commoncold]

"Oh wait" is, indeed, a sentence fragment. You win the internetz!

lol

[Miss Heartcore]

I love the title of this thread.

[4N6 science]

Ha ha. I love/hate body pillows.

which is it Kim?

[argg_xo]

i have a body pillow under my bed

[4N6 science]

i have a body pillow under my bed

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you're emo...

can I be your body pillow?

[argg_xo]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you're emo...

can I be your body pillow?

am i really emo if its under my bed?!?!?1? please say no! i think you'd be a better body pillow

[4N6 science]

am i really emo if its under my bed?!?!?1? please say no! i think you'd be a better body pillow

semi-emo :shrug: lol


I would rock your world if I was your body pillow ;-)

[thesafeword]

I have a body pillow.

[argg_xo]

semi-emo :shrug: lol


I would rock your world if I was your body pillow ;-)

it's dusty, i've never used it! come be my body pillow!!!

[VERSA]

My body pilow is coverd in semen.



;]

[4N6 science]

it's dusty, i've never used it! come be my body pillow!!!

don't worry I will..that'd be sexy I'm jumping on my bike right now..

My body pilow is coverd in semen.



;]

awesome!!!

[argg_xo]

don't worry I will..that'd be sexy I'm jumping on my bike right now..



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only 2 weeks til you get here! lolz.

[4N6 science]

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only 2 weeks til you get here! lolz.

I know.. I think I'll drive.. you're worth it.

[argg_xo]

I know.. I think I'll drive.. you're worth it.

i feel so special!! we can go to chuck e.chesse too!

[iAMhollyood315]

I'd cut a hole in it and fuck it.

back in high school my friend had a giant panda in his room and one day i went up there with my buddy to get a guitar or something and we found the bear in the closet with a hole cut out in the crotch and vasoline all over....we were like wtf!!!

[4N6 science]

i feel so special!! we can go to chuck e.chesse too!

good I will own you in skeetball!!! and eat like 3 of their pizzas.

[billyboatkid]

i love my body pillow, I never cuddle with it though. just use it as one long pillow for my bed...

[swt_catastrophe]

lolz @ this thread.
and i like my body pillow!
its cozy-ness.

[argg_xo]

good I will own you in skeetball!!! and eat like 3 of their pizzas.

oh no you won't!!

[4N6 science]

oh no you won't!!

yeah I will.. I'm a world skeetball champion..

[argg_xo]

yeah I will.. I'm a world skeetball champion..

are we going to have a skeeball competition too?

[4N6 science]

are we going to have a skeeball competition too?

yeah and a pizza eating contest...

[argg_xo]

yeah and a pizza eating contest...

you have no idea what kind of trouble you are in!

[4N6 science]

you have no idea what kind of trouble you are in!

no you don't know what trouble you're in.

I may look skinny but I can eat. I ate a whole large pizza in 20 mins.

[argg_xo]

no you don't know what trouble you're in.

I may look skinny but I can eat. I ate a whole large pizza in 20 mins.

wowza. maybe i'll let you win the pizza eating contest.

[4N6 science]

wowza. maybe i'll let you win the pizza eating contest.

yeah I can eat very well..

[argg_xo]

yeah I can eat very well..

i'll make crepes for you too!!

[4N6 science]

i'll make crepes for you too!!

you're gonna have to make like 150 before I'm full and don't forget the strawberry jam.

[argg_xo]

you're gonna have to make like 150 before I'm full and don't forget the strawberry jam.

i think i can manage that....

[DickfaceChillah]

back in high school my friend had a giant panda in his room and one day i went up there with my buddy to get a guitar or something and we found the bear in the closet with a hole cut out in the crotch and vasoline all over....we were like wtf!!!

4th grade, totally did it to a big life sized toad. Weird mother fuckers in upstate New York, huh? I'm one of them, hahahaha. Fuck.

[hockeycoshow1]

4th grade, totally did it to a big life sized toad. Weird mother fuckers in upstate New York, huh? I'm one of them, hahahaha. Fuck.
You are one odd person.

[swt_catastrophe]

4th grade, totally did it to a big life sized toad. Weird mother fuckers in upstate New York, huh? I'm one of them, hahahaha. Fuck.
i'm really disturbed now..

[thesafeword]

4th grade, totally did it to a big life sized toad. Weird mother fuckers in upstate New York, huh? I'm one of them, hahahaha. Fuck.
I'll pass...

[DickfaceChillah]

Lolz. People can deny it, but there's a million people in the world who did weird shit like that as a kid.

[hockeycoshow1]

I did some weird shit but not quite like that.

[DickfaceChillah]

Yeah. I really am a weirdo.

[swt_catastrophe]

yeah, i gathered as much.

[Cure4commoncold]

Jesus at least do it with something human. All these animals and shit. "BEARFUCKER do need assistance!"

[hockeycoshow1]

Jesus at least do it with something human. All these animals and shit. "BEARFUCKER do need assistance!"
lol wut?

[swt_catastrophe]

Jesus at least do it with something human. All these animals and shit. "BEARFUCKER do need assistance!"
+1

[Cure4commoncold]

lol wut?

OH COME ON!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgIIRO-VqUY

there that'll explain it!

[hairypotter]

loooool ok ok!

[thesafeword]

Beastiallity is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay beyond park regulations.

[swt_catastrophe]

Beastiallity is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay beyond park regulations.
since when?

[thesafeword]

The Whitest Kids U' Know of course.

[mynameisX]

which is it Kim?

You know my spooning problem? I love them for that, but they leave me feeling so empty inside. lol =P

[swt_catastrophe]

You know my spooning problem? I love them for that, but they leave me feeling so empty inside. lol =P
true.
you're happy for the spooning-ness
until you wonder why you're not fulfilled.

[mynameisX]

true.
you're happy for the spooning-ness
until you wonder why you're not fulfilled.

Now, if the body pillows were heated and had arms, we might get somewhere.

[swt_catastrophe]

Now, if the body pillows were heated and had arms, we might get somewhere.
haha nice!
i just need a boy to volunteer to be my pillow.
that would solve the problem.

[mynameisX]

haha nice!
i just need a boy to volunteer to be my pillow.
that would solve the problem.

Truth. That would be nice.

[swt_catastrophe]

screw boys!
okay, wait.. then i'd have a boy pillow to cozy too.
anyways.
im going to go cuddle my body pillow and sleep.

[mynameisX]

screw boys!
okay, wait.. then i'd have a boy pillow to cozy too.
anyways.
im going to go cuddle my body pillow and sleep.


I need to get me one.

[Cure4commoncold]

I know people who draw faces on them. It's sad :( for goodness sake just pay a hooker to cuddle with you if you feel that alone. I have 12 in my bed right now!

[4N6 science]

i think i can manage that....

excellent... that I cannot wait for..

[4N6 science]

You know my spooning problem? I love them for that, but they leave me feeling so empty inside. lol =P

yeah I know your problem.. i know that feeling all so well.. that's why I only spoon with real people.. so then I'm always satisfied..

[argg_xo]

excellent... that I cannot wait for..

good morning sunshine!! i don't want to be up this early.

[4N6 science]

good morning sunshine!! i don't want to be up this early.

woah!!! your are up early...work early at the MAXX?

good morning to you as well lovely.

I am enjoying my breakfast bagel right now..

[argg_xo]

woah!!! your are up early...work early at the MAXX?

good morning to you as well lovely.

I am enjoying my breakfast bagel right now..

yessssss, i don't want to go back and deal with rude ass people today. hopefully only sweet old ladies will come in today and compliment my hair. i want an ice capp from tim hortons!

[4N6 science]

yessssss, i don't want to go back and deal with rude ass people today. hopefully only sweet old ladies will come in today and compliment my hair. i want an ice capp from tim hortons!

I'm sorry you have to go back to the real world... I know it sucks. I hope that no kids poop in the changing room and that they don't have heelies and don't skate around your store. You have pretty hair.. what's and ice capp from tim hortons?

ps your message is coming later..while you will be at work.

[argg_xo]

I'm sorry you have to go back to the real world... I know it sucks. I hope that no kids poop in the changing room and that they don't have heelies and don't skate around your store. You have pretty hair.. what's and ice capp from tim hortons?

ps your message is coming later..while you will be at work.

oh man, i didn't even think about kids skating and pooping! i swear today is going to be the day i purposely trip on of those kids with a hanger or something. and i keep forgetting tim hortons is only around here and canada, sorry, its a coffee and donut breakfast place that has delicious iced cappicuinos that are cheap as hell.

[4N6 science]

oh man, i didn't even think about kids skating and pooping! i swear today is going to be the day i purposely trip on of those kids with a hanger or something. and i keep forgetting tim hortons is only around here and canada, sorry, its a coffee and donut breakfast place that has delicious iced cappicuinos that are cheap as hell.

yeah pls trip one of those kids if they come in.. What time does work start?

yeah we have no tim hortons..that sounds like a good place though. I like saying iced capps, it's ghetto fab.. and cheap as hell is a great price.

I wish this day would fly by..

[argg_xo]

yeah pls trip one of those kids if they come in.. What time does work start?

yeah we have no tim hortons..that sounds like a good place though. I like saying iced capps, it's ghetto fab.. and cheap as hell is a great price.

I wish this day would fly by..

work starts at 9:15 til 5-ish. i hope some of the n00bz are working today, they probably think i died or got fired. and iced capps are ghetto fab, i'm gonna get one before work. i'll be back later! have a great day!!!!!!

[4N6 science]

work starts at 9:15 til 5-ish. i hope some of the n00bz are working today, they probably think i died or got fired. and iced capps are ghetto fab, i'm gonna get one before work. i'll be back later! have a great day!!!!!!

that sucks.. have fun at work!! I love n00bz they're the best. have a ghetto fab day chelsea!!! I can't wait to talk to you tonight.. have a great day as well..

[llwilliamsll]

Now all you need to realize is that your grandmother has a dildo and strap on meaning that she still likes to get down, but is too prude to give it up to just anyone.

[mynameisX]

yeah I know your problem.. i know that feeling all so well.. that's why I only spoon with real people.. so then I'm always satisfied..

The only people out here that want to spoon with me are chicks and unappealing guys.:-(

[swt_catastrophe]

The only people out here that want to spoon with me are chicks and unappealing guys.:-(
ditto.
don't you just love it. [/sarcasm]

[4N6 science]

The only people out here that want to spoon with me are chicks and unappealing guys.:-(

I'm sorry your choices are so limited..

am I an appealing guy.. jk

you can become bi.. that seems to be the new fad among girls your age these days.

[mynameisX]

ditto.
don't you just love it. [/sarcasm]

Seriously.

I'm sorry your choices are so limited..

am I an appealing guy.. jk

you can become bi.. that seems to be the new fad among girls your age these days.

I've never been a conformist.

Just for clarification, does this mean that you want to spoon me, or are you just asking?

[4N6 science]

I've never been a conformist.

Just for clarification, does this mean that you want to spoon me, or are you just asking?

so you have no boundaries is that what I'm reading..

the real question is? do you want to spoon me?

[swt_catastrophe]

so you have no boundaries is that what I'm reading..

the real question is? do you want to spoon me?
someone wants an e-spoon

[mynameisX]

so you have no boundaries is that what I'm reading..

the real question is? do you want to spoon me?

nope, no boundries.

Depends on whether or nor I'm sleeping.

[4N6 science]

someone wants an e-spoon

yeah you want to get in on this?

nope, no boundries.

Depends on whether or nor I'm sleeping.

thats awesome!!! gotcha wink wink

[argg_xo]

yeah you want to get in on this?



thats awesome!!! gotcha wink wink

do you ask all the ladies to e-spoon with you jon?

[4N6 science]

do you ask all the ladies to e-spoon with you jon?

no just 3 people so far..

want to e-spoon?

[swt_catastrophe]

yeah you want to get in on this?



thats awesome!!! gotcha wink wink
haha. perhaps

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I'm sorry your choices are so limited..

am I an appealing guy.. jk

you can become bi.. that seems to be the new fad among girls your age these days.

I'm starting to think it's all a fad

[4N6 science]

haha. perhaps

I see..

[4N6 science]

I'm starting to think it's all a fad

are you gonna turn bi too, along with ashley?

[swt_catastrophe]

ps. i had the best nights sleep with my body pillow :]

[argg_xo]

no just 3 people so far..

want to e-spoon?

maybe

[4N6 science]

maybe

what do I have to do today, to get you to e-spoon with me?

I'm really sweaty right now I'm gonna hop in the shower.. brb

[swt_catastrophe]

are you gonna turn bi too, along with ashley?
except that i'm not bi.

i'm not in love
i just want someone to touch.

[4N6 science]

ps. i had the best nights sleep with my body pillow :]

that's hawt.. i need a body pillow...

[argg_xo]

what do I have to do today, to get you to e-spoon with me?

I'm really sweaty right now I'm gonna hop in the shower.. brb

bring me some lucky charms cereal. i've been craving it all day.

[swt_catastrophe]

that's hawt.. i need a body pillow...
you can be my body pillow.
wiiink.

[4N6 science]

except that i'm not bi.

i'm not in love
i just want someone to touch.

is your name ashley too cause i was talking about someone else.

bring me some lucky charms cereal. i've been craving it all day.

ok that's going on the list..

you can be my body pillow.
wiiink.

lol... but I'm a real human.

[swt_catastrophe]

is your name ashley too cause i was talking about someone else.



ok that's going on the list..



lol... but I'm a real human.

yes, my name's ashley.
and yes, you are a real human.
the offer still stands. lol

[4N6 science]

yes, my name's ashley.
and yes, you are a real human.
the offer still stands. lol

oh wow.. two ashley's amazing..

well i'll have to decline chelsea is my girl on these here boards.
unless she rejects me when she reads this..

[swt_catastrophe]

oh wow.. two ashley's amazing..

well i'll have to decline chelsea is my girl on these here boards.
unless she rejects me when she reads this..
weird. that's my sister's name

[4N6 science]

weird. that's my sister's name

weird... life is strange sometimes..

want to be AP friends?

[4N6 science]

maybe


CHELSEA!!!!!!!!! I'm back

[swt_catastrophe]

weird... life is strange sometimes..

want to be AP friends?
of course!
you already know i'm ashley.
and you are?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

are you gonna turn bi too, along with ashley?

noooo way jose! I can't even kid around about that.

[4N6 science]

of course!
you already know i'm ashley.
and you are?

I would be Jon. send the request.

noooo way jose! I can't even kid around about that.

ok ok. I won't bring the matter up anymore.

my name's Jon btw, not Jose. I know I look spanish but I have an american name.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I would be Jon. send the request.



ok ok. I won't bring the matter up anymore.

my name's Jon btw, not Jose. I know I look spanish but I have an american name.

What! You're telling me that your name isn't Jose? Unbelievable!

[4N6 science]

What! You're telling me that your name isn't Jose? Unbelievable!

I know, its really hard to believe..

[swt_catastrophe]

I know, its really hard to believe..
can i still call you jose, anyways?
lol

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I know, its really hard to believe..

All these months of misleading.

[4N6 science]

can i still call you jose, anyways?
lol

nope sorry mi nombre es Jon.

All these months of misleading.

what misleading are you talking about?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

can i still call you jose, anyways?
lol

I think we all should

[argg_xo]

CHELSEA!!!!!!!!! I'm back

glad to know i'm your girl on these here boards! sorry boo, i wanted to finish the book i was reading! i'm back now!

[aidan1029]

I realized today at Target the whole idea of the "body" pillow is emo. Why? Because who else buys a pillow that resembles another being to cuddle with in bed. Then to my chagrin I see my Grandmother has one. Through the transitive property I can only come to one conclusion my Grandma is emo.
Using a body pillow is not emo. I use one as physical support. My body is completely trashed from injuries. It helps my lower back and hips. Now, if you are using it because you want to cuddle with someone but are too pathetic to actually cuddle with someone.....

[Fallinto_rhythm]

nope sorry mi nombre es Jon.



what misleading are you talking about?

I'm pulling' your third leg, again!

[4N6 science]

glad to know i'm your girl on these here boards! sorry boo, i wanted to finish the book i was reading! i'm back now!

I'm monogamous...


what book are you reading?

I might dip out soon for dinner..

[4N6 science]

I'm pulling' your third leg, again!

haha.. oh boy..

[swt_catastrophe]

mi nombre es Jose.



what misleading are you talking about?

I think we all should
+1
yay. thanks jose!

[4N6 science]

+1
yay. thanks jose!

hahahah goood one ashley!!!

[*crying stars*]

Body pillows are comfortable.

[4N6 science]

haha I love when a random convo is going on then someone chimes in responding to the actual post topic.

[argg_xo]

I'm monogamous...


what book are you reading?

I might dip out soon for dinner..

well thats good to know! i just finished reading Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk.

[swt_catastrophe]

i know, right.
that's exactly what i was thinking

[4N6 science]

well thats good to know! i just finished reading Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk.

I feel like I should know that author..


yeah it is.. a fun fact to know.. I'm having burgers tonight!!

[swt_catastrophe]

well thats good to know! i just finished reading Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk.
dude. me too!
what'd you think?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

haha.. oh boy..

Am I freaaaakin' you out Jon?

[argg_xo]

I feel like I should know that author..


yeah it is.. a fun fact to know.. I'm having burgers tonight!!

he wrote Fight Club, maybe thats why you almost know him? :shrug: i ate a hamburger bun and some spaghettios for dinner.

[4N6 science]

Am I freaaaakin' you out Jon?

nothing freaks me out. so keep doing what you do.

[4N6 science]

he wrote Fight Club, maybe thats why you almost know him? :shrug: i ate a hamburger bun and some spaghettios for dinner.

yeah that's probably it.

just a hamburger bun no actual hamburger??? mmmm spaghettios I see someone still hasn't grown up.. pls tell me your toddler had some too?

[argg_xo]

dude. me too!
what'd you think?

i liked it a lot actually, i thought i had it all figured out and then BAM! it all made sense at the end.

[argg_xo]

yeah that's probably it.

just a hamburger bun no actual hamburger??? mmmm spaghettios I see someone still hasn't grown up.. pls tell me your toddler had some too?

no burgers, my dad made chicken sandwhiches but they looked gross. and i'm assuming my neice had some, she was asleep on the floor when i came home from work.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

well thats good to know! i just finished reading Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk.

If you like Palahniuk, read some of Philip Roth's stuff. Some of it's dry, but I love him

[4N6 science]

no burgers, my dad made chicken sandwhiches but they looked gross. and i'm assuming my neice had some, she was asleep on the floor when i came home from work.

ooo gotcha.. ahh to be young again I wish I could be asleep at 5 in the afternoon!

so when are you gonna be online later?

[swt_catastrophe]

i liked it a lot actually, i thought i had it all figured out and then BAM! it all made sense at the end.
i know. i love his writing.
some of it was really graphic.
[although i should be use to it, by now
If you like Palahniuk, read some of Philip Roth's stuff. Some of it's dry, but I love him
anything in particular, you recommend?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

nothing freaks me out. so keep doing what you do.

how can I be so sure?

[4N6 science]

how can I be so sure?

try me.. how bad could you possibly be?

[argg_xo]

ooo gotcha.. ahh to be young again I wish I could be asleep at 5 in the afternoon!

so when are you gonna be online later?

its 7 o'clock and she is still sleeping!!!! that just means she is going to running wild at 10:30 tonight. i'll probably be on after 9 since i'm meeting my friend when she gets off work for some ice cream.

[4N6 science]

its 7 o'clock and she is still sleeping!!!! that just means she is going to running wild at 10:30 tonight. i'll probably be on after 9 since i'm meeting my friend when she gets off work for some ice cream.

wait its 7 here.. we're in the same time zone? weird


ok cool. after 9 sounds perfect.. where are you going for ice cream?

[argg_xo]

wait its 7 here.. we're in the same time zone? weird


ok cool. after 9 sounds perfect.. where are you going for ice cream?

time zone buddies!!! awesome!!!!!! i think we're going to coldstone or the ice cream stand by my house thats delicious!!!

[4N6 science]

time zone buddies!!! awesome!!!!!! i think we're going to coldstone or the ice cream stand by my house thats delicious!!!

TIME ZONE FRIENDS FOR LYFE!!!

mmm coldstone is soo good and so is that stand by your house.

DINNER TIME! i will ttyl ok.. have fun

[Fallinto_rhythm]

i know. i love his writing.
some of it was really graphic.
[although i should be use to it, by now

anything in particular, you recommend?

portneys complaint

[argg_xo]

i know. i love his writing.
some of it was really graphic.
[although i should be use to it, by now

anything in particular, you recommend?

the details in his stories are amazing and i think thats why i like just about everything he writes.

[argg_xo]

TIME ZONE FRIENDS FOR LYFE!!!

mmm coldstone is soo good and so is that stand by your house.

DINNER TIME! i will ttyl ok.. have fun

time zone + glitter= friends fo lyfe!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

try me.. how bad could you possibly be?

you should see what Ashley and I did Saturday night.

[LansingGaddis]

portneys complaint

As soon as you recommended Philip Roth I was about to ask you if you had read this... then I read further and now I know.

It's been on my list of things to read for a while.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

As soon as you recommended Philip Roth I was about to ask you if you had read this... then I read further and now I know.

It's been on my list of things to read for a while.

it's a great book. If you're into that kind of stuff.

[swt_catastrophe]

it's a great book. If you're into that kind of stuff.
i'll definately have to check that out

[LansingGaddis]

it's a great book. If you're into that kind of stuff.

If by that kind of stuff you mean weird shit then yeah... I am.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

If by that kind of stuff you mean weird shit then yeah... I am.

I'm assuming you know what the book is about

[swt_catastrophe]

If by that kind of stuff you mean weird shit then yeah... I am.
+1

[LansingGaddis]

I'm assuming you know what the book is about

A little. Plus the fact that you related it to Palahniuk means it has to be werid.

+1

Woah.... Back off pisces! Haha. JK, I guess we can be friends.

[hellogorgeous]

A little. Plus the fact that you related it to Palahniuk means it has to be werid.



Woah.... Back off pisces! Haha. JK, I guess we can be friends.


WOAH WHO IS HATING ON PISCES? i will cut someone.

[LansingGaddis]

WOAH WHO IS HATING ON PISCES? i will cut someone.

Haha refer to the PL Chat thread. There you will find a lovely little discussion about astrology and how it is bullshit.

Sorry to offend you.

[hellogorgeous]

Haha refer to the PL Chat thread. There you will find a lovely little discussion about astrology and how it is bullshit.

Sorry to offend you.


Hahah I'm too bored to check. Yeah, that's right..too bored.

[LansingGaddis]

Hahah I'm too bored to check. Yeah, that's right..too bored.

Too bored huh? I guess that makes sense. This will sum it up for you though: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=astrology

I am also very bored. Entertain me.

[Cure4commoncold]

This day sucks ass, someone blew out the interesting candle.

[hellogorgeous]

Too bored huh? I guess that makes sense. This will sum it up for you though: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=astrology

I am also very bored. Entertain me.


You entertain me!!! I'm watching gossip girl reruns. WOOPWOOP

[LansingGaddis]

You entertain me!!! I'm watching gossip girl reruns. WOOPWOOP

Eww. I'm watching Heath Ledger: True Hollywood Story. I can't decide if I'm going to change it at 8:30 to watch a "How I Met Your Mother" rerun or not. What should I do?

And I asked first - so you have to entertain me.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Pisces are fiesty

[hellogorgeous]

Eww. I'm watching Heath Ledger: True Hollywood Story. I can't decide if I'm going to change it at 8:30 to watch a "How I Met Your Mother" rerun or not. What should I do?

And I asked first - so you have to entertain me.


Ughhh i don't know. we can play would you rather?

would you rather get punched in the ear so hard you can't hear for awhile or stub your toe so hard you can't walk for awhile?

[hellogorgeous]

Pisces are fiesty


RAWR!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

RAWR!

whoaaa Simbaaa!


I need some entertainment! All my friends work nights and I work days. I'm soooo boredddd!

[LansingGaddis]

Ughhh i don't know. we can play would you rather?

would you rather get punched in the ear so hard you can't hear for awhile or stub your toe so hard you can't walk for awhile?

I would rather have both of those things at once than actually play this game. But toe. Haha. Sorry I'm not creative enough to come up with questions for shit like this.

So why are you so bored? Nothing exciting going on in Norfolk tonight? I'm sure it's not nearly as thrilling as Chesapeake is on a Monday night.

[hellogorgeous]

I would rather have both of those things at once than actually play this game. But toe. Haha. Sorry I'm not creative enough to come up with questions for shit like this.

So why are you so bored? Nothing exciting going on in Norfolk tonight? I'm sure it's not nearly as thrilling as Chesapeake is on a Monday night.


I'm actually at my parents house in woodbridge. Yeah chesapeake sucks, a lot of my co-workers are from there. You know anyone that works at abercrombie at macarthur?

[hellogorgeous]

whoaaa Simbaaa!


I need some entertainment! All my friends work nights and I work days. I'm soooo boredddd!


How youuu doin'?

[4N6 science]

I'm actually at my parents house in woodbridge. Yeah chesapeake sucks, a lot of my co-workers are from there. You know anyone that works at abercrombie at macarthur?

you're still home and refuse to say hi to me.. I feel insulted..

[4N6 science]

you should see what Ashley and I did Saturday night.

PM me what happened.. I'll hate you if it was good since I was in fucking jersey saturday night.

time zone + glitter= friends fo lyfe!

hell yeah!!!

[LansingGaddis]

whoaaa Simbaaa!


I need some entertainment! All my friends work nights and I work days. I'm soooo boredddd!

Entertainment? You came to the wrong place...

I'm actually at my parents house in woodbridge. Yeah chesapeake sucks, a lot of my co-workers are from there. You know anyone that works at abercrombie at macarthur?

Woodbridge sounds boring. And no I don't think I do. So you work there huh? I don't think I've even been to Macarthur once this summer.... weird.

[hellogorgeous]

you're still home and refuse to say hi to me.. I feel insulted..


I'm broke and hungover. :(

[hellogorgeous]

Woodbridge sounds boring. And no I don't think I do. So you work there huh? I don't think I've even been to Macarthur once this summer.... weird.


Blasphemy. where did you go to school?

[mynameisX]

yeah you want to get in on this?



thats awesome!!! gotcha wink wink

Are you asking everyone to join the party? This could help me with your genius plan for me to become bi.........

[4N6 science]

I'm broke and hungover. :(

I see what has become of this fake online friendship... i quite disappointed with you jennifer.

[4N6 science]

Blasphemy. where did you go to school?

he goes to the best school in the world.. JMU!!!

[4N6 science]

Are you asking everyone to join the party? This could help me with your genius plan for me to become bi.........

quite possibly is it working?

[hellogorgeous]

I see what has become of this fake online friendship... i quite disappointed with you jennifer.


I haven't hung out with anyone, don't be offended!

[LansingGaddis]

Blasphemy. where did you go to school?

We've been through this - WB. And now JMU.

[hellogorgeous]

We've been through this - WB. And now JMU.


Oh. Right. Hmmm

[4N6 science]

I haven't hung out with anyone, don't be offended!

I'm not anyone.. I'm Jon and I'm still offended.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

How youuu doin'? I'm doing well. Waiting for my manager to get out of work so we can rendevous, haha. How're you!

PM me what happened.. I'll hate you if it was good since I was in fucking jersey saturday night.



hell yeah!!!

Ohhh soooo secretive!

[argg_xo]

PM me what happened.. I'll hate you if it was good since I was in fucking jersey saturday night.



hell yeah!!!

at least you still have me................but i'm going to get ice cream now.

[4N6 science]

I'm doing well. Waiting for my manager to get out of work so we can rendevous, haha. How're you!



Ohhh soooo secretive!

yeah you know me..

[mynameisX]

quite possibly is it working?

I don't know yet, there aren't any females around.

[hellogorgeous]

I'm doing well. Waiting for my manager to get out of work so we can rendevous, haha. How're you!



Ohhh soooo secretive!



Mmmm managers are the best. How DID that bar thing go? Did he ever buy you a pitcher of sangria?!

[4N6 science]

I don't know yet, there aren't any females around.

oh go find one and report back if you think they're more attractive.

[mynameisX]

oh go find one and report back if you think they're more attractive.

Ok, I'll just walk two miles in the dark to find some random chick just for your curiosity, Jon. :P

[Loch_Doun]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/6f/Celebrity_Jeopardy_-_Jap_Anus_Relations.png

"Your (grand)mother's a whore!"

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Mmmm managers are the best. How DID that bar thing go? Did he ever buy you a pitcher of sangria?!

that was soooo long ago! Yeah, he did. And you know what! I drank the whole damn thing! I love my manager. First I play hard to get when he wants me, and now he's playing hard to get! I can't win. Have you ever dated one of yours?

[hellogorgeous]

that was soooo long ago! Yeah, he did. And you know what! I drank the whole damn thing! I love my manager. First I play hard to get when he wants me, and now he's playing hard to get! I can't win. Have you ever dated one of yours?


Dated? no. Hooked up with? Yes. haha. Was it good? The sangria.. or..whatever you want to think I'm talking about :)

[4N6 science]

Ok, I'll just walk two miles in the dark to find some random chick just for your curiosity, Jon. :P

yeah go do that... and take pics cause I don't believe anything unless I see a picture.

[mynameisX]

yeah go do that... and take pics cause I don't believe anything unless I see a picture.

How do you take a picture of me liking a girl?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Dated? no. Hooked up with? Yes. haha. Was it good? The sangria.. or..whatever you want to think I'm talking about :)

yeah, it was greaaat! If you know what I'm hinting at hahahaha. Work is so much more interesting

[4N6 science]

How do you take a picture of me liking a girl?

I don't know you must be creative.

yeah, it was greaaat! If you know what I'm hinting at hahahaha. Work is so much more interesting

good lord ladies... I need to become a manager at a clothing store.. screw working for the gov't.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I don't know you must be creative.



good lord ladies... I need to become a manager at a clothing store.. screw working for the gov't.

Hahahaha

[mynameisX]

I don't know you must be creative.

Well, it's cold out, so I'll go tomorrow and see what I find out.

[4N6 science]

Well, it's cold out, so I'll go tomorrow and see what I find out.

how is it cold out its summer time.. ok go find out if you're bi tomorrow.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Well, it's cold out, so I'll go tomorrow and see what I find out.

get the fuck out of here!!! I'm soooo hot

[hellogorgeous]

get the fuck out of here!!! I'm soooo hot


I KNOW! it's fucking 110 here today, and RIGHT NOW it's 90!

[4N6 science]

I KNOW! it's fucking 110 here today, and RIGHT NOW it's 90!

its like 95 in my room.. i sweat going to bed.

[LansingGaddis]

My laptop has serious heat issues. It puts off a ton of heat - directly onto me since I'm sitting next to it. Thus I am hot as shit even though its not hot in my house at all.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I KNOW! it's fucking 110 here today, and RIGHT NOW it's 90!

it was 95 here and it's luke 80 now so not to bad. I was in VA last summer and wowww it was 115. I was dyinggg

[atainder]

I have a body pillow...

heh..

[4N6 science]

My laptop has serious heat issues. It puts off a ton of heat - directly onto me since I'm sitting next to it. Thus I am hot as shit even though its not hot in my house at all.

i had that problem till the porn officially killed my laptop it wont turn on now.

[LansingGaddis]

i had that problem till the porn officially killed my laptop it wont turn on now.

hahaha nice. I don't think that is my problem. I think the fact that it sits on my bed sucking up a sheet instead of ventilating properly is...

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I have a body pillow...

heh..

and how does that make you feel?

[4N6 science]

hahaha nice. I don't think that is my problem. I think the fact that it sits on my bed sucking up a sheet instead of ventilating properly is...

yeah.. I experienced such things too.

[hockeycoshow1]

my body pillow is riddled with sex holes.

[mynameisX]

how is it cold out its summer time.. ok go find out if you're bi tomorrow.

It feels cold. And it's dark, did I mention that?

[4N6 science]

It feels cold. And it's dark, did I mention that?

find a lucky lady to warm you up.

[Renee]

My laptop has serious heat issues. It puts off a ton of heat - directly onto me since I'm sitting next to it. Thus I am hot as shit even though its not hot in my house at all.
hahaha nice. I don't think that is my problem. I think the fact that it sits on my bed sucking up a sheet instead of ventilating properly is...
My does that too. I bought a thing for it to sit on to keep it off the sheet/carpet, with a fan that plugged into a USB port, but it broke.
my body pillow is riddled with sex holes.
Umm...

[atainder]

and how does that make you feel?

Well the back support is quite nice..

..oh yea, and "emo".

[swt_catastrophe]

My laptop has serious heat issues. It puts off a ton of heat - directly onto me since I'm sitting next to it. Thus I am hot as shit even though its not hot in my house at all.
you too, huh?
yeah mine heats up to a ridiculous degree

[LansingGaddis]

My does that too. I bought a thing for it to sit on to keep it off the sheet/carpet, with a fan that plugged into a USB port, but it broke.

Umm...

No way - I did the exact same thing. It lasted like two weeks. Now I still use it sometimes just for a little extra airflow. Doesn't help much though.

[LansingGaddis]

you too, huh?
yeah mine heats up to a ridiculous degree

Yeah parts of it are hot to the touch. Like if I hold my hand there long enough it will actually burn the shit out of me. Not cool at all.

[swt_catastrophe]

Yeah parts of it are hot to the touch. Like if I hold my hand there long enough it will actually burn the shit out of me. Not cool at all.
sucky.
so how was your day?

[LansingGaddis]

sucky.
so how was your day?

Pretty boring. I woke up, went to work, was bored at work, came home, ate dinner, watched tv/did random internet shit, and that brings us to now. How about yours? More exciting I hope.

[Cure4commoncold]

i had that problem till the porn officially killed my laptop it wont turn on now.

Get a Mac. lawl

[swt_catastrophe]

Pretty boring. I woke up, went to work, was bored at work, came home, ate dinner, watched tv/did random internet shit, and that brings us to now. How about yours? More exciting I hope.
sadly, no.
i've been working non-stop lately
today was my day off.
and i'm sick.
LAME.

Get a Mac. lawl
part of me wants my laptop to die, so i can.
i probably will soon though... my hard-drive's almost full.

[LansingGaddis]

sadly, no.
i've been working non-stop lately
today was my day off.
and i'm sick.
LAME.


Aww that sucks. Why are you sick? What exactly is wrong with you?

[swt_catastrophe]

Aww that sucks. Why are you sick? What exactly is wrong with you?
long story.
so, the short version is...
i was up 'till 5am last sunday
no big deal. but i came down with a fever monday night
out for days.
the day after the fever went away, i had to go to work.
work.work.work.
i think i never got a chance to fully get rid of [whatever]
and now i've got a sore throat/cough/no voice.
yeah..

[LansingGaddis]

long story.
so, the short version is...
i was up 'till 5am last sunday
no big deal. but i came down with a fever monday night
out for days.
the day after the fever went away, i had to go to work.
work.work.work.
i think i never got a chance to fully get rid of [whatever]
and now i've got a sore throat/cough/no voice.
yeah..

Yeah that sucks. Hope you feel better. Sorry I can't make you a cup of tea or anything.

[Renee]

No way - I did the exact same thing. It lasted like two weeks. Now I still use it sometimes just for a little extra airflow. Doesn't help much though.
Haha, I had 2. Each broke within a month.

[swt_catastrophe]

Yeah that sucks. Hope you feel better. Sorry I can't make you a cup of tea or anything.
thanks.
and yeah, tea with honey sounds really good.
mmm. i should make some.

[LansingGaddis]

Haha, I had 2. Each broke within a month.

Yeah those things are awful. I thought about buying a new one but I figured it would break too.

thanks.
and yeah, tea with honey sounds really good.
mmm. i should make some.

Yeah you should... good luck with all that. I am going to bed now...

[swt_catastrophe]

Yeah those things are awful. I thought about buying a new one but I figured it would break too.



Yeah you should... good luck with all that. I am going to bed now...
g'night

[Cure4commoncold]

part of me wants my laptop to die, so i can.
i probably will soon though... my hard-drive's almost full.

How big is your hard drive now? I have a Mac and it's wonderful.

[swt_catastrophe]

How big is your hard drive now? I have a Mac and it's wonderful.
umm.. 1.79gh
wait. that can't be right.
i have no idea.

[crazytoledo]

I realized today at Target the whole idea of the "body" pillow is emo. Why? Because who else buys a pillow that resembles another being to cuddle with in bed. Then to my chagrin I see my Grandmother has one. Through the transitive property I can only come to one conclusion my Grandma is emo.

Haha, I sleep on a body pillow. I fold it over so it's basically me sleeping on two regular pillows haha.

[Cure4commoncold]

Haha, I sleep on a body pillow. I fold it over so it's basically me sleeping on two regular pillows haha.

That's acceptable but the whole like humping it and hugging it position isn't lol.

[swt_catastrophe]

That's acceptable but the whole like humping it and hugging it position isn't lol.
hugging is one thing. humping is something completely different.

[4N6 science]

hugging is one thing. humping is something completely different.

so know humping for you? I find that hard to believe...

[SLoT]

i put one of those body pillows on the other side of me so im in the middle of that and my girlfriend, just incase i piss her off right before bed.

[TK]

what the fuck is this thread?

[4N6 science]

a pretty good one..


nice avatar btw.. good old fox and the hound.

[TK]

Thank you, I'm trying to find the book right now, but I don't feel like paying 50+ dollars.

So what's going on with you?

[4N6 science]

not much just working hard.. and intermittently posting on AP