Help X.x

[LoveLessDeath]

There's this girl I'm bassically in love with and I'm not sure how she feels about me but we talk and hang out lotz and I really want to ask her to be my girlfriend...umm...so anyone got any like creative idea to how I can do thiz??
Thanx 4 tha helpz :)

[Getup and Dance]

1. Tell her you like her
2. Cut off ear and mail it to her
3. ????
4. Profit

[amysaurus]

Are you really 28? Be an adult and ask her out.

[mynameisX]

^=truth. Man up.

[wewascontenders]

Light her yard on fire in words that say 'Will You Go Out With Me." Trust me she'll love it, the fire department they're another story.

[Bites the Dust]

was it bitter when you tossed and turned on his undercover mattress? Did it feel so good, hope it felt soooooo good.

[saysmydoctor]

Fuck her so hard in the ass that she squeals like a bitch.

[daniel.e]

Fuck her so hard in the ass that she squeals like a bitch.

Right.

[argg_xo]

i have a hunch that if you use proper english and grammar, she'll fall head over heels with you.

[.invisible ink.]

I truly hope you're not really 28. I know I would never EVER go out with a guy who thinks spelling with randomly placed "z"s is acceptable. Try learning proper English/spelling and I bet you'll get a lot more chicks.

[.invisible ink.]

Doh, apparently I should read all the posts prior to posting the exact same thing someone else wrote. Pardon me.

[Roboman]

was it bitter when you tossed and turned on his undercover mattress? Did it feel so good, hope it felt soooooo good.

Is that you, Ms. Leading?

[SauzaGold]

i have a hunch that if you use proper english and grammar, she'll fall head over heels with you.

I truly hope you're not really 28. I know I would never EVER go out with a guy who thinks spelling with randomly placed "z"s is acceptable. Try learning proper English/spelling and I bet you'll get a lot more chicks.

:nod:

[matty p]

surely you can't be 28....with spelling like that...asking for love advice on a music forum..and thinking you're "in love" with someone you arent even dating

[failingwithease]

Obviously this is bullshit, people.

[FayeQC]

i have a hunch that if you use proper english and grammar, she'll fall head over heels with you.

haha :nod:

[ThisIsSuchAPity]

Fuck her so hard in the ass that she squeals like a bitch.

This.

[sjb2k1]

worst fake account ever.

[stayforawhile]

Tell her.

[LoveLessDeath]

OH LOL nooo btw, im 16 xD i kinda juz put a random age 4 tha profile thing cuz i made it really fast, sry 4 tha confusion

[pilot_light_out]

all LIES

[ThisIsSuchAPity]

OH LOL nooo btw, im 16 xD i kinda juz put a random age 4 tha profile thing cuz i made it really fast, sry 4 tha confusion

Right.

Fake account.

[mynameisX]

all LIES

Except this.

[4N6 science]

i have a hunch that if you use proper english and grammar, she'll fall head over heels with you.

dat b incurect. u felz hed ova heelz 4 me an I gots terrrible english.

[underthetalking]

1. Tell her you like her
2. Cut off ear and mail it to her
3. ????
4. Profit

Steal underpants!

[4N6 science]

Tell her.

I like your thinking ashley!

[argg_xo]

dat b incurect. u felz hed ova heelz 4 me an I gots terrrible english.

that's a lie!!!!! how long did it take you to type that out?

[4N6 science]

that's a lie!!!!! how long did it take you to type that out?


a very long time...actually. I don't lie btw..I only speak the truth.

[argg_xo]

a very long time...actually. I don't lie btw..I only speak the truth.

well the horrible grammar was a lie....the other part, not so much of a lie. ;-)

[4N6 science]

well the horrible grammar was a lie....the other part, not so much of a lie. ;-)


oh right you're are.. again we're on the same page!!!

[argg_xo]

oh right you're are.. again we're on the same page!!!

of course!!! and that's why you got the glittery card!

[4N6 science]

of course!!! and that's why you got the glittery card!

I know!! I love it. I'll take a picture of it when I hang it up..

I have random pieces of glitter stuck on my now.. THANKS!! :-D

[argg_xo]

I know!! I love it. I'll take a picture of it when I hang it up..

I have random pieces of glitter stuck on my now.. THANKS!! :-D

i still have glitter all over my room too.

[4N6 science]

i still have glitter all over my room too.


we're glitter friends...

[argg_xo]

we're glitter friends...

forever!

[4N6 science]

forever!

gffs!!!!!!!!!!

[argg_xo]

gffs!!!!!!!!!!

yes!!!!!! GFF's!!!!!!!!!!!

[4N6 science]

yes!!!!!! GFF's!!!!!!!!!!!

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<33333333333333333333333333333333333 333333333

[argg_xo]

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<33333333333333333333333333333333333 333333333


oh no.

[4N6 science]

oh no.

oh yes

[stayforawhile]

I like your thinking ashley!

thanks Jon! We haven't chatted in a while. And we never hung out during your trip to New Jersey! But I did find out that my friend's sister will be a freshman at JMU next fall you should be friends with her!

[4N6 science]

thanks Jon! We haven't chatted in a while. And we never hung out during your trip to New Jersey! But I did find out that my friend's sister will be a freshman at JMU next fall you should be friends with her!

I know you haven't messaged me in a long time. I know we didn't get a chance to hang out, I need to stay longer in jersey..

that's awesome your friends sister is going to JMU.. tell her it's the best place on earth.. and we can be friends.. if she wants..

[DannySniper]

Since when do guys put 'X.x' in their thread titles?

Gay.

[stayforawhile]

I know you haven't messaged me in a long time. I know we didn't get a chance to hang out, I need to stay longer in jersey..

that's awesome your friends sister is going to JMU.. tell her it's the best place on earth.. and we can be friends.. if she wants..
You should come back to NJ before the end of the summer so we can hang out!

[4N6 science]

You should come back to NJ before the end of the summer so we can hang out!

I know I should but I can't....not enought time/money.. You should come down to VA or JMU so we can hang out and bring nikki as well..

[SLoT]

Fake ass motherfucker.

[4N6 science]

naw he's real... just like the easter bunny.

[stayforawhile]

I know I should but I can't....not enought time/money.. You should come down to VA or JMU so we can hang out and bring nikki as well..
VA is sooo far we'll have to see.

[4N6 science]

VA is sooo far we'll have to see.

jersey is far away.. I won't hold my breath ok


if you did come I'd make it worth your while..

[stayforawhile]

jersey is far away.. I won't hold my breath ok


if you did come I'd make it worth your while..
Oh really?

[4N6 science]

Oh really?

yeah that's right.. I'd show you how we party in the "south"

[LansingGaddis]

Seriously, nobody visits JMU without having a great time.

[4N6 science]

Seriously, nobody visits JMU without having a great time.

yeah we got to convince these girls to come down and show them a good time at stone gate.

[stayforawhile]

yeah that's right.. I'd show you how we party in the "south"
Haha well in that case I better start packing the car. Actually next June I'm going to Bonnarro so maybe we'll pit stop in VA.

[4N6 science]

Haha well in that case I better start packing the car. Actually next June I'm going to Bonnarro so maybe we'll pit stop in VA.

wow that couldn't be any farther away.. but yeah I'll have my apartment so I can throw a party or something..

[stayforawhile]

wow that couldn't be any farther away.. but yeah I'll have my apartment so I can throw a party or something..
I'm not even positive I am going I really want to but I have to see and ask my mother and what not. But if I do we can party!

[4N6 science]

I'm not even positive I am going I really want to but I have to see and ask my mother and what not. But if I do we can party!

alright that's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo far in the future, so I will try and remember.

[stayforawhile]

alright that's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo far in the future, so I will try and remember.
I knowwwwww, you better remember!

[4N6 science]

I knowwwwww, you better remember!

and if I don't?

cause I'm a pretty busy guy and always have a lot on my plate.

[stayforawhile]

and if I don't?
No party, no fun!

[4N6 science]

No party, no fun!

well I can always party and have fun..

[LansingGaddis]

yeah we got to convince these girls to come down and show them a good time at stone gate.

Definitely. Sometime before next June though. That's like a million years away.

[4N6 science]

Definitely. Sometime before next June though. That's like a million years away.

yeah I know.. we'll see what happens. They don't know what they're missing out on.

[stayforawhile]

well I can always party and have fun..
good

[4N6 science]

good

tis soo sweet.. I can't wait to get back and start partying again..

[stayforawhile]

tis soo sweet.. I can't wait to get back and start partying again..
Back to school?

[4N6 science]

Back to school?

yes...back to the best place on earth, where the beer flows, girls are abundant and life is great!!!

[stayforawhile]

yes...back to the best place on earth, where the beer flows, girls are abundant and life is great!!!
Sounds like a great time!

[4N6 science]

Sounds like a great time!
oh it is.. and Lansing over there can vouch for me since he lives in the same apartment complex as I do..

I feel sorry for the people who will never experience the greatness my small little school has to offer.

[LansingGaddis]

oh it is.. and Lansing over there can vouch for me since he lives in the same apartment complex as I do..

I feel sorry for the people who will never experience the greatness my small little school has to offer.

Vouched.

[stayforawhile]

oh it is.. and Lansing over there can vouch for me since he lives in the same apartment complex as I do..

I feel sorry for the people who will never experience the greatness my small little school has to offer.
Hahah oh jeez, I bet it is quite a blast.

[4N6 science]

Hahah oh jeez, I bet it is quite a blast.

it is.. if it wasn't that good, I wouldn't talk it up so much..

[stayforawhile]

it is.. if it wasn't that good, I wouldn't talk it up so much..
Is that the only reason you go to JMU?

[LansingGaddis]

Is that the only reason you go to JMU?

Are you implying that there are more important things in college than partying?

[stayforawhile]

Are you implying that there are more important things in college than partying?
You mean like a good education? Absolutely not.

[4N6 science]

Is that the only reason you go to JMU?

haha no way..

I can give you many many many many reasons why I go to JMU.

Are you implying that there are more important things in college than partying?

no she wasn't implying that at all!!

[stayforawhile]

haha no way..

I can give you many many many many reasons why I go to JMU.



no she wasn't implying that at all!!
How do you know what I was implying!

[4N6 science]

How do you know what I was implying!

cause I'm a genus and can read intent through internet forums.

[stayforawhile]

cause I'm a genus and can read intent through internet forums.
Oh really? Kind of like the girl in my camp who turns invisible and walks through walls.

[LansingGaddis]

You mean like a good education? Absolutely not.

I don't know if Jon has ever mentioned this but, JMU is actually a really good school academically as well.

[4N6 science]

Oh really? Kind of like the girl in my camp who turns invisible and walks through walls.

yeah pretty much..

I don't know if Jon has ever mentioned this but, JMU is actually a really good school academically as well.

yeah JMU is a great school academically.. for its value as well.

[stayforawhile]

I don't know if Jon has ever mentioned this but, JMU is actually a really good school academically as well.
He failed to mention that.

[stayforawhile]

yeah pretty much..



yeah JMU is a great school academically.. for its value as well.
Well that's great.

[stayforawhile]

Did either of you see batman yet?

[mynameisX]

cause I'm a genus and can read intent through internet forums.

did you intentionally spell genius wrong? Because if you didn't, that's funny.

[LansingGaddis]

Did either of you see batman yet?

Yes and it was amazing. IMAX was definitely worth it.

[swt_catastrophe]

did you intentionally spell genius wrong? Because if you didn't, that's funny.
qft

[stayforawhile]

Yes and it was amazing. IMAX was definitely worth it.
Good, hopefully I am going to tonight.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Good, hopefully I am going to tonight.

Effin A

[swt_catastrophe]

Good, hopefully I am going to tonight.
me too!
i'm stoked.

[LansingGaddis]

Good, hopefully I am going to tonight.

I'm sure you'll love it. Everyone I know has. I need to see it again. If I was in Jersey I would totally go with you two haha.

[4N6 science]

Did either of you see batman yet?

yes I saw batman and it was the best movie I've seen in a long time... so good.

did you intentionally spell genius wrong? Because if you didn't, that's funny.

no I didn't my mind was thinking science genus.. like genus and species. but yes I meant genius. everyone laugh at jon.

[swt_catastrophe]

yes I saw batman and it was the best movie I've seen in a long time... so good.



no I didn't my mind was thinking science genus.. like genus and species. but yes I meant genius. everyone laugh at jon.
lol.
family.genus.species.
weren't there, like, 7 levels?
fuck if i remember them..

[4N6 science]

lol.
family.genus.species.
weren't there, like, 7 levels?
fuck if i remember them..


eight now

Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Order, Class, Family, Genus, Species

[mynameisX]

eight now

Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Order, Class, Family, Genus, Species


Damn Bio majors.

[4N6 science]

Damn Bio majors.

haha yeah. I'm quite the loser.

[mynameisX]

haha yeah. I'm quite the loser.

That's ok, you can commiserate with me and Dave.

[inyoursea]

I love seeing most of these shitty fake-account threads just turn into little catch-up sessions between friends.

So many of these fake-account posts are just not funny at all, and completely obvious. No fun.

[stayforawhile]

yes I saw batman and it was the best movie I've seen in a long time... so good.



no I didn't my mind was thinking science genus.. like genus and species. but yes I meant genius. everyone laugh at jon.
Don't worry everyone laughed.

[stayforawhile]

I'm sure you'll love it. Everyone I know has. I need to see it again. If I was in Jersey I would totally go with you two haha.
Hahah well that would be fun! Too bad your not in NJ.

[4N6 science]

Don't worry everyone laughed.

thanks ashley!!!

[LansingGaddis]

Hahah well that would be fun! Too bad your not in NJ.

So did you go/are you going?

[stayforawhile]

So did you go/are you going?
We are going to go tomorrow night instead because I was called into work.

[stayforawhile]

thanks ashley!!!
That's what I am here for Jon!

[4N6 science]

That's what I am here for Jon!

awesome I definitely feel the love ashley.

[LansingGaddis]

We are going to go tomorrow night instead because I was called into work.

ahh I see.

[stayforawhile]

awesome I definitely feel the love ashley.
I'm glad your feeling it!

[stayforawhile]

ahh I see.
Yeahh yeah it sucks but whatcha gunna do.

[4N6 science]

I'm glad your feeling it!

yeah keep it coming..

[stayforawhile]

yeah keep it coming..
Oh I will, don't worry.

[4N6 science]

Oh I will, don't worry.

good cause I don't know what I'll do without it..

[stayforawhile]

good cause I don't know what I'll do without it..
Probably cry a little maybe slit a wrist or two.

[4N6 science]

Probably cry a little maybe slit a wrist or two.

woah woah.. I'm not that emo..


I'm bored................. like woah.

[stayforawhile]

woah woah.. I'm not that emo..


I'm bored................. like woah.
I was bored all day until work. I'm about to go out with Nikki though so that'll be a real trip.

[4N6 science]

I was bored all day until work. I'm about to go out with Nikki though so that'll be a real trip.

yeah I've been chatting with nikki...I really enjoy talking to you guys.

[stayforawhile]

yeah I've been chatting with nikki...I really enjoy talking to you guys.
I'm glad to hear that! I really enjoy talking to you too.

[4N6 science]

I'm glad to hear that! I really enjoy talking to you too.


excellent..just wait till i get back to school when I do more interesting things.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I'm glad to hear that! I really enjoy talking to you too.

mikes waiting and mad. LETS GO!

[stayforawhile]

excellent..just wait till i get back to school when I do more interesting things.
hahah ohh I can't wait to hear about it.

[stayforawhile]

mikes waiting and mad. LETS GO!
okay okay give me a fewww

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I was bored all day until work. I'm about to go out with Nikki though so that'll be a real trip.

sorry if I like to have a good time! Strawberry fields foreverrr! If you catch mah drift!

[stayforawhile]

sorry if I like to have a good time! Strawberry fields foreverrr! If you catch mah drift!
hahahaha okayyyyyyy

[Fallinto_rhythm]

okay okay give me a fewww

I give you an inch andbyou take a mile

[4N6 science]

don't fight ladies..

[stayforawhile]

I give you an inch andbyou take a mile
okay! fuck yaaaa I'm leaving now!

[nikaidoh]

There's this girl I'm bassically in love with and I'm not sure how she feels about me but we talk and hang out lotz and I really want to ask her to be my girlfriend...umm...so anyone got any like creative idea to how I can do thiz??
Thanx 4 tha helpz :)


just sneak up behind her, chloroform her, throw her in the back of a van, and brainwash/traumatize her until she goes into shock and actually believes she's your girlfriend. Then get married, change your names, and move to Montana like BTK did.

[eHaMpToN]

1. Tell her you like her
2. Cut off ear and mail it to her
3. ????
4. Profit

you win so hard.

[Bites the Dust]

Is that you, Ms. Leading?

in fact it is.

[Willy McFurgle]

There's this girl I'm bassically in love with and I'm not sure how she feels about me but we talk and hang out lotz and I really want to ask her to be my girlfriend...umm...so anyone got any like creative idea to how I can do thiz??
Thanx 4 tha helpz :)

Make her read this, maybe she will feel sorry for you as though you were a retarded bear in a circus and let you drool on her leg or even dry hump her pillow if your lucky enough.

[DannySniper]

Make her read this, maybe she will feel sorry for you as though you were a retarded bear in a circus and let you drool on her leg or even dry hump her pillow if your lucky enough.

Have you been reading my dream diary again?

[Willy McFurgle]

Have you been reading my dream diary again?

Perhaps.

[DannySniper]

Perhaps.

I have to remember to keep that thing hidden.

[Willy McFurgle]

I have to remember to keep that thing hidden.

Yea, i'd suggest putting it elsewhere, maybe not so close to your anal lube.

[DannySniper]

Yea, i'd suggest putting it elsewhere, maybe not so close to your anal lube.

...It was next to my goldfish. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY GOLDFISH FOR?!

[Willy McFurgle]

...It was next to my goldfish. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY GOLDFISH FOR?!

uh....nothing....

[DannySniper]

uh....nothing....
:-0

[Willy McFurgle]

:-0

fish lube is the best!

[DannySniper]

fish lube is the best!

But why my fish? WHY MY FUCKING FISH?!

[SLoT]

http://www.petlibrary.com/goldfish/oranda.gif
Goldfish give good brain!

[DannySniper]

http://www.petlibrary.com/goldfish/oranda.gif
Goldfish give good brain!

Great to see you back where you belong. I was so bored.

[SLoT]

Great to see you back where you belong. I was so bored.
haha, i just saw all your quotes. each one was better than the last.

[DannySniper]

haha, i just saw all your quotes. each one was better than the last.

Yeah, I was hoping they wouldn't go to waste.

[SLoT]

Yeah, I was hoping they wouldn't go to waste.
Definitely didn't go to waste. What's up?

[DannySniper]

Definitely didn't go to waste. What's up?

I don't have school tomorrow and I can't sleep, so I was looking for a familiar face.

You?

[SLoT]

I don't have school tomorrow and I can't sleep, so I was looking for a familiar face.

You?
Oh yeah time difference. I'm at work, about to go on my first break in a half hour or so. Listening to the Promise Ring and hating this job, but tomorrow is my last day at this place so that's nice.

[DannySniper]

Oh yeah time difference. I'm at work, about to go on my first break in a half hour or so. Listening to the Promise Ring and hating this job, but tomorrow is my last day at this place so that's nice.

Yeah. It's 12:37am.

What is you current job? What it is your new job? What is your favourite Demi Moore movie?

[SLoT]

Yeah. It's 12:37am.

What is you current job? What it is your new job? What is your favourite Demi Moore movie?
FSA Claims Processor. Photographer. Parasite (1982)

[DannySniper]

FSA Claims Processor. Photographer. Parasite (1982)

Watch Mr Brooks (2007), she's not a main character, but it's a sweet as movie. Anyway, I'm going to bed. Goodnight. Have a nice last day, I hope they throw you a party with funnel caked topped with circumcised salt. But if they bust out the fish lube, leave...fast.

[SLoT]

Watch Mr Brooks (2007), she's not a main character, but it's a sweet as movie. Anyway, I'm going to bed. Goodnight. Have a nice last day, I hope they throw you a party with funnel caked topped with circumcised salt. But if they bust out the fish lube, leave...fast.
Will do man. Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let your buttcheeks fight.

[Willy McFurgle]

But why my fish? WHY MY FUCKING FISH?!

Why not?

http://www.petlibrary.com/goldfish/oranda.gif
Goldfish give good brain!

You know it!

[hero_dujour]

Obviously this is bullshit, people.
Yeah, I don't know how no one else sees that.

[SLoT]

Why not?



You know it!
Sup man

[Willy McFurgle]

Sup man

Sup dood. I'm so beat, pushin that bike a lil over a half a mile can take it out of you.