which one of you is kaz?

[steverocks33]

step up douche

[hXc_pwnage]

Oh oh oh *waves hand frantically in the air* PICK ME PICK ME!

[aurora]

Fools. I am the real kaz.

[CROMagnon]

I'm the real Slim Shady?
No, erm, I am Spartacus?

oh wait, you said kaz, excuse me

[SwingingMics]

Kaz?

[ohlookitspaul]

i'm kaz. i'm a douche bag, i admit it. paul is actually ethiopian for kaz.

[boysdontcry]

you're triflin', good for nothin type of brotha...

i'm tha kaz to end all kaz's. bring it on bitch.

[ohlookitspaul]

you lie.

I AM KAZ.

[boysdontcry]

you didn't even catch my destiny's child reference? you are slacking my friend.

[ohlookitspaul]

the real kaz, i.e. me, would have never used a destiny's child reference.

[boysdontcry]

would you pay my bills?
would you pay my telephone bills?
would you pay my automobills?
then maybe we could chill...

[ohlookitspaul]

You think you gotta keep me iced
You don't
You think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing

[Duke of Cuntery]

I'm not kaz, but just put a paper bag over my head and pretend.