My ex just texted me [Archive]

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 12:50 AM

You should have just been like "you're not worth it little guy" and left him hanging.

He sounds like a douche, just go for one of his friends... He deserves it. :-D
Haha I should've. I don't even want to bother talking to him when he's drunk and being a douchebag. I think I'm gonna text him tomorrow morning when I'm at our little brothers' baseball game and say something to make him uncomfortable, since I'll be there and his family will be there and he won't. I was talking shit about him right after we broke up and he flipped out because he didn't want what a good little boy he isn't to get back to his mom haha.

I would, but I think most of his friends are possibly more of douches than him. :shrug:

wait, he wanted YOU to pay HIM for sex? did you mention something or did he find some new wii game and not have the cash?
I told him earlier this week that I was really horny and wanted to hook up, but that was only because I figured he'd be more likely to just want to hook up than date or anything. But then HE said he wasn't interested and that he only liked having sex when he was in a relationship, so I took the dating approach, because what I wanted ultimately was to get back together.

Tonight I just asked if he wanted go see The Dark Knight for our date and he replies like an hour later while I'm in the shower and says "Fuck me". I figured he was drunk so I was just like "What" and then he's like "If you give me 40 bucks I will come have sex with you." :-|

As for money, he's working 2 jobs right now and he is ALWAYS working, so he should be okay on money.

DickfaceChillah

07/20/08, 12:51 AM

and offered to fuck me for $40. what the fuck.

I told you about him.

open mind

07/20/08, 12:55 AM

I told him earlier this week that I was really horny and wanted to hook up, but that was only because I figured he'd be more likely to just want to hook up than date or anything. But then HE said he wasn't interested and that he only liked having sex when he was in a relationship, so I took the dating approach, because what I wanted ultimately was to get back together.

after reading this i've gotta say that you get what you deserve.

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 01:03 AM

I told you about him.
Yes, I know. You get to say "I told you so" about John Tucker.

after reading this i've gotta say that you get what you deserve.
What? I wasn't being a tease. I was horny and I did want to hook up. I'm just saying I would have rather have more than just hooking up, but I figured that's all he would go for.

coryatlarge

07/20/08, 01:06 AM

after reading this i've gotta say that you get what you deserve.
agreed..... it sounds like you wanted to bang him and he said he only does it in a relationship so then you tried to get back together......

open mind

07/20/08, 01:06 AM

What? I wasn't being a tease. I was horny and I did want to hook up. I'm just saying I would have rather have more than just hooking up, but I figured that's all he would go for.
you weren't being a tease but you were being dishonest about your true motivations, most likely in the hopes that he'd take you up on the offer and then end up feeling guilty enough to decide to make a somewhat honest woman out of you.

DickfaceChillah

07/20/08, 01:10 AM

Yes, I know. You get to say "I told you so" about John Tucker.

What? I wasn't being a tease. I was horny and I did want to hook up. I'm just saying I would have rather have more than just hooking up, but I figured that's all he would go for.

I mean, not trying to diss you. I don't know, but you don't seem to be very dumb, it's just... this mother fucker is such a manipulative jerk. Should've put him in a herpes commercial.

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 01:11 AM

agreed..... it sounds like you wanted to bang him and he said he only does it in a relationship so then you tried to get back together......
No, I wanted to get back together, but I thought he would only want to hook up. You have it reversed.

you weren't being a tease but you were being dishonest about your true motivations, most likely in the hopes that he'd take you up on the offer and then feel guilty enough to decide to make a somewhat honest woman out of you.
Yeah, I'll give you the being dishonest about my true motivations thing. But not the guilt thing, I was never trying to guilt him into anything. I just missed him and wanted to be with him in any way I could, whether it was hooking up or dating. And I figured once we started hanging out again, maybe he'd want to spend more time with me without always hooking up.

open mind

07/20/08, 01:19 AM

Yeah, I'll give you the being dishonest about my true motivations thing. But not the guilt thing, I was never trying to guilt him into anything. I just missed him and wanted to be with him in any way I could, whether it was hooking up or dating. And I figured once we started hanging out again, maybe he'd want to spend more time with me without hooking up.

maybe guilt was the wrong word.........my point is you thought using easily obtainable sex would help get your desired man to bend to your will in some way.........and not to be a prick or anything but that is a dishonest way of operating, and more then a little dumb.
when that didn't work you switched things up and acted like you wanted a relationship.........only problem with that is you've now lead the guy you like into believing that you're basically a slut that'll give it up at the drop of a hat.........not exactly relationship material..........and now you of all people are trying to play him off as the idiot on a internet message board?

pilot_light_out

07/20/08, 01:20 AM

I am a liar

sdbrown

07/20/08, 01:22 AM

Haha, does it matter what her true motivations were? The dude is basically prostituting himself to her!

open mind

07/20/08, 01:25 AM

Haha, does it matter what her true motivations were? The dude is basically prostituting himself to her!

i for one know that if i've been given reason to not respect someone i generally don't respect them.......and i'd say dude is just messing with this girls head because he no longer has much respect for her.

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 01:31 AM

I mean, not trying to diss you. I don't know, but you don't seem to be very dumb, it's just... this mother fucker is such a manipulative jerk. Should've put him in a herpes commercial.
Yeah, I know. I didn't mean that you were trying to diss me, I'm just saying you were right.

maybe guilt was the wrong word.........my point is you thought using easily obtainable sex would help get your desired man to bend to your will in some way.........and not to be a prick or anything but that is a dishonest way of operating, and more then a little dumb.
when that didn't work you switched things up and acted like you wanted a relationship.........only problem with that is you've now lead the guy you like into believing that you're basically a slut that'll give it up at the drop of a hat.........not exactly relationship material..........and now you of all people are trying to play him off as the idiot on a internet message board?
Whatever. I know I approached the situation wrong. I'm not perfect. I'm young and naive and 18 years old. Sorry I'm not old and wise and 26 like you. That's why I decided to try a different approach.

And he knows I'm not a slut. My track record is not a slutty one at all. I'm just not over him and I want him back, and he knows that.

And I never tried to play him off as an idiot. I just posted it because I thought it was a slightly ridiculous text message to receive and probably one of my more PL worthy.

open mind

07/20/08, 01:34 AM

Yeah, I know. I didn't mean that you were trying to diss me, I'm just saying you were right.

Whatever. I know I approached the situation wrong. I'm not perfect. I'm young and naive and 18 years old. Sorry I'm not old and wise and 26 like you. That's why I decided to try a different approach.

And he knows I'm not a slut. My track record is not a slutty one at all. I'm just not over him and I want him back, and he knows that.

And I never tried to play him off as an idiot. I just posted it because I thought it was a slightly ridiculous text message to receive and probably one of my more PL worthy.

ok then, not sure why you didn't explain that to the other posters in this thread calling the guy you like a tool, douche bag, and motherfucker, but whatever......those are just my 2 cents.......and i'll leave it at that.

DickfaceChillah

07/20/08, 01:37 AM

Yeah, I know. I didn't mean that you were trying to diss me, I'm just saying you were right.

Whatever. I know I approached the situation wrong. I'm not perfect. I'm young and naive and 18 years old. Sorry I'm not old and wise and 26 like you. That's why I decided to try a different approach.

And he knows I'm not a slut. My track record is not a slutty one at all. I'm just not over him and I want him back, and he knows that.

And I never tried to play him off as an idiot. I just posted it because I thought it was a slightly ridiculous text message to receive and probably one of my more PL worthy.

Maybe this will make you feel better...

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/07/19/hairspray460.jpg

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 01:41 AM

I am a liar
Are you trying to turn me on? ;-)

Haha, does it matter what her true motivations were? The dude is basically prostituting himself to her!
Haha seriously. I'm planning on texting him in the morning with something along the lines of "Hey there prostitute boy."

Maybe this will make you feel better...

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/07/19/hairspray460.jpg
YAY Hairspray! always does the trick! :-D i'm long overdue to watch this!

DickfaceChillah

07/20/08, 01:51 AM

Are you trying to turn me on? ;-)

Haha seriously. I'm planning on texting him in the morning with something along the lines of "Hey there prostitute boy."

YAY Hairspray! always does the trick! :-D i'm long overdue to watch this!

Haha :thumbup:

pilot_light_out

07/20/08, 01:53 AM

[quote=LiarsTurnMeOn;14251591]Are you trying to turn me on? ;-)

:strong:

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 08:43 AM

Haha :thumbup:
I have about an hour's drive in the car today, maybe I'll listen to a little Hairspray... :nod:

:strong:
Well, hey there. ;-)

hockeyguitar99

07/20/08, 10:24 AM

I have about an hour's drive in the car today, maybe I'll listen to a little Hairspray... :nod:

Well, hey there. ;-)

I bet he won't make you pay either.

DickfaceChillah

07/20/08, 01:17 PM

I have about an hour's drive in the car today, maybe I'll listen to a little Hairspray... :nod:

Well, hey there. ;-)

You should! Personally, I prefer the movie soundtrack to the broadway one, though. I'd kill to go see that, too.

Fallinto_rhythm

07/20/08, 06:50 PM

Wow

4N6 science

07/20/08, 07:00 PM

and offered to fuck me for $40. what the fuck.

I told you to stop talking to him.. what a ***.. that's the most desperate thing I've ever heard. that's just ridiculous.

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 07:22 PM

I bet he won't make you pay either.
Well, most normal people won't. Unless they're prostitutes.

You should! Personally, I prefer the movie soundtrack to the broadway one, though. I'd kill to go see that, too.
I got the broadway one for free in NY, never really listened to it. Love the movie one though.

I told you to stop talking to him.. what a ***.. that's the most desperate thing I've ever heard. that's just ridiculous.
Yeah. I texted him this morning and he didn't reply, and then I went to the mall today and he was working so I asked him (quietly, no one was around) what that was last night and he was just like "oh, we'll talk about it later." And then he texted me a few hours later and called me hella disrespectful for coming in there, and then just now he told me I was never his girlfriend, which is fucking ridiculous.

hockeyguitar99

07/20/08, 07:28 PM

Well, most normal people won't. Unless they're prostitutes.

I got the broadway one for free in NY, never really listened to it. Love the movie one though.

Yeah. I texted him this morning and he didn't reply, and then I went to the mall today and he was working so I asked him (quietly, no one was around) what that was last night and he was just like "oh, we'll talk about it later." And then he texted me a few hours later and called me hella disrespectful for coming in there, and then just now he told me I was never his girlfriend, which is fucking ridiculous.

are you saying prostitutes aren't normal? haha.

4N6 science

07/20/08, 07:28 PM

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 07:33 PM

are you saying prostitutes aren't normal? haha.
Haha, well yeah... I suppose they're a little out of the norm.

this guy is a grade A loser.. never hook up with him ever again, cause he shouldn't be getting any if he's gonna be a douche like that.
Yeah, you're right. As of right now I hate his fucking guts.

4N6 science

07/20/08, 07:35 PM

Haha, well yeah... I suppose they're a little out of the norm.

Yeah, you're right. As of right now I hate his fucking guts.

I can only imagine.. I just can't believe he actually had the balls to offer $40 for sex..

DickfaceChillah

07/20/08, 07:39 PM

hockeyguitar99

07/20/08, 07:44 PM

Haha, well yeah... I suppose they're a little out of the norm.

Yeah, you're right. As of right now I hate his fucking guts.

Haha alright, I give you that.

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 07:47 PM

I can only imagine.. I just can't believe he actually had the balls to offer $40 for sex..
No, no, no. He offered the sex and requested the $40 of me.

4N6 science

07/20/08, 07:53 PM

No, no, no. He offered the sex and requested the $40 of me.

ohhh... got it.. wtf

hockeyguitar99

07/20/08, 07:57 PM

ohhh... got it.. wtf

now there's the right reaction.

4N6 science

07/20/08, 08:44 PM

now there's the right reaction.

yeah I'm slow.

Giant Broccoli

07/20/08, 08:53 PM

Haha, well yeah... I suppose they're a little out of the norm.

Yeah, you're right. As of right now I hate his fucking guts.

haha he's got you hooked love

billyboatkid

07/20/08, 08:54 PM

Don't do it. What a dumb ass. That right there should show you he has no respect for you or him self... You could do much better.

hockeyguitar99

07/20/08, 09:04 PM

Don't do it. What a dumb ass. That right there should show you he has no respect for you or him self... You could do much better.

someones late to the party.

billyboatkid

07/20/08, 09:13 PM

someones late to the party.

Dammit.

I'm the guy who never gets invited..

hockeyguitar99

07/20/08, 09:39 PM

Dammit.

I'm the guy who never gets invited..

haha, it's all good.

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 09:44 PM

ohhh... got it.. wtf
Basically.

haha he's got you hooked love
Haha what?

Don't do it. What a dumb ass. That right there should show you he has no respect for you or him self... You could do much better.
I probably could do better. It'd hard to feel that way though when there isn't a better person here right now though. I suck at getting over people... even when they're total douchebags. :shrug:

chronomic

07/20/08, 09:45 PM

the way gas prices are, 40 bucks is a lot, babe.

thesafeword

07/20/08, 09:49 PM

and offered to fuck me for $40. what the fuck.
Today I don't want to say I told you so..... but I did, didn't I?

Giant Broccoli

07/20/08, 09:58 PM

[quote=LiarsTurnMeOn;14328561]Basically.

Haha what?

/quote]

which part do you not get: )

thesafeword

07/20/08, 10:06 PM

Which part don't you get about quoting?

billyboatkid

07/20/08, 10:09 PM

Basically.

Haha what?

I probably could do better. It'd hard to feel that way though when there isn't a better person here right now though. I suck at getting over people... even when they're total douchebags. :shrug:

Yeah tell me about it...

I know exactly what you mean.

Giant Broccoli

07/20/08, 10:20 PM

Which part don't you get about quoting?

http://i37.tinypic.com/116kz2a.jpg

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 10:21 PM

the way gas prices are, 40 bucks is a lot, babe.
It's not even enough to fill up my tank... and I drive a bug.

Today I don't want to say I told you so..... but I did, didn't I?
Yes, you did. And you're not the only one.

which part do you not get: )
I'm not hooked. I hate him. I give up. I don't want to have anything to do with him. :giveup:

Yeah tell me about it...

I know exactly what you mean.
:-(

billyboatkid

07/20/08, 10:24 PM

It's not even enough to fill up my tank... and I drive a bug.

Yes, you did. And you're not the only one.

I'm not hooked. I hate him. I give up. I don't want to have anything to do with him. :giveup:

:-(
Yeah lol

Not good times.

Giant Broccoli

07/20/08, 10:30 PM

brentkid

07/20/08, 10:35 PM

This is the dude you've talked about before, right?

Drop the kid, he sounds like a tool.

thesafeword

07/20/08, 10:37 PM

http://i37.tinypic.com/116kz2a.jpg
Yes, but you managed to mess up the simple task of clicking one button.

swt_catastrophe

07/20/08, 10:43 PM

It's not even enough to fill up my tank... and I drive a bug.

me too!
and yes, gas sucks.
oh, and i know everyone's already said it..
but this guy's an ass

Giant Broccoli

07/20/08, 10:47 PM

Yes, but you managed to mess up the simple task of clicking one button.

i simply dont care kid. its legible, pull your skirt up

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 11:05 PM

Yeah lol

Not good times.
Ex-boyfriends and girlfriends suck. :shrug:

you're still thinking about him: )

jedi mind tricks dawg
I fucking hate jedis.

This is the dude you've talked about before, right?

Drop the kid, he sounds like a tool.
Yep. I will. This time there is no denying what a dick he is.

me too!
and yes, gas sucks.
oh, and i know everyone's already said it..
but this guy's an ass
Yay for bugs! :-)

:thumbdwn: Boo for gas. Every time I fill up my tank a part of me dies.

And yes, I'd agree. He's definitely an ass.

pilot_light_out

07/20/08, 11:06 PM

that was pretty funny

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 11:07 PM

that was pretty funny
What? lol

thesafeword

07/20/08, 11:09 PM

t 6581]i simcare kid. its legBroccoli;1433ible, pull yoply dont ur skirt up[/qu[quote=Gianote]

You're right, it was still legible.

swt_catastrophe

07/20/08, 11:20 PM

Yay for bugs! :-)

:thumbdwn: Boo for gas. Every time I fill up my tank a part of me dies.

And yes, I'd agree. He's definitely an ass.
i know.
its like im selling my soul to drive these days.
what color do you have?

pilot_light_out

07/20/08, 11:22 PM

What? lol

the thing about the internet being serious business

HelpMeSleep

07/20/08, 11:23 PM

i know.
its like im selling my soul to drive these days.
what color do you have?
Black with a little spoiler on the back! What about you?

the thing about the internet being serious business
Ohh gotcha.

swt_catastrophe

07/20/08, 11:27 PM

Black with a little spoiler on the back! What about you?

i think my registration says blue, but its more like a dark purple.
depends on the sunlight, lol.

pilot_light_out

07/20/08, 11:54 PM

everything depends on the sunlight, babe

4N6 science

07/21/08, 05:11 AM

Basically.

so anything new happen with regards to this story?

GoWaitInTheCar

07/21/08, 05:14 AM

That is, for sure something to think about.

HelpMeSleep

07/21/08, 11:57 AM

so anything new happen with regards to this story?
Well before the prostitution text happened we'd been talking just fine for the last week and we were pretty good and we were talking about going on a date this week and he was supposed to get his work schedule the next day and let me know what night would be good, so this was all completely random.

So then like I said before he said "You were never my girlfriend" which is complete bullshit, considering all the things he said when we were together and the fact that he said that we were official. Plus that would make him hypocritical with his whole "I don't like to have sex if I'm not in a relationship" thing.

And then we were fighting and here's our text convo...
Me: Youre such a trashy piece of shit. you probably have herpes
Him: No im clean
Me: I find that hard to believe with the way you fuck girls around
Him: I dont do thqt
Me: Yeah right. what do you call what you did to me? i'm like living proof that you do that.

And then ten minutes later he hadn't responded so I said "Haha you see you cant deny it because its true." Then he told me I was crazy and and I told him I wasn't and that he was just a lying piece of shit asshole manwhore and that he should tell his mom what a shitty shitty person he was. (Because he got mad at me for talking shit about him when we broke up on myspace because he didn't want it to get back to his mom.) Then he told me to leave him alone and leave him mom out of it, and I said I was just saying that her and the rest of the family seem really nice so I don't get what happened to him.

And then I think he told me to fuck off or leave him alone again so I just said "Whatever. i hope you get herpes... its only a matter of time with your habits" and he said "Your A. Acting hella mature and B. Mad cuz i want nothing to do with you" and then I said "Please. im mad because a) youre lying b) you have no respect for peoples feelings c) youre bipolar and d) you used me" and then that was it and I haven't talked to him since 10:00 last night.

4N6 science

07/21/08, 12:00 PM

Well like I said before he said "You were never my girlfriend" which is complete bullshit, considering all the things he said when we were together and the fact that he said that we were official. Plus that would make him hypocritical with his whole "I don't like to have sex if I'm not in a relationship" thing.

And then we were fighting and here's our text convo...
Me: Youre such a trashy piece of shit. you probably have herpes
Him: No im clean
Me: I find that hard to believe with the way you fuck girls around
Him: I dont do thqt
Me: Yeah right. what do you call what you did to me? i'm like living proof that you do that.

And then ten minutes later he hadn't responded so I said "Haha you see you cant deny it because its true." Then he told me I was crazy and and I told him I wasn't and that he was just a lying piece of shit asshole manwhore and that he should tell his mom what a shitty shitty person he was. (Because he got mad at me for talking shit about him when we broke up on myspace because he didn't want it to get back to his mom.) Then he told me to leave him alone and leave him mom out of it, and I said I was just saying that her and the rest of the family seem really nice so I don't get what happened to him.

And then I think he told me to fuck off or leave him alone again so I just said "Whatever. i hope you get herpes... its only a matter of time with your habits" and he said "Your A. Acting hella mature and B. Mad cuz i want nothing to do with you" and then I said "Please. im mad because a) youre lying b) you have no respect for peoples feelings c) youre bipolar and d) you used me" and then that was it and I haven't talked to him since 10:00 last night.

well that was a lot.. now are you officially done with him? case this is soo much stupid drama and is so uneccesary..

I'm glad you have talked to him since last night.

HelpMeSleep

07/21/08, 12:08 PM

well that was a lot.. now are you officially done with him? case this is soo much stupid drama and is so uneccesary..

I'm glad you have talked to him since last night.
It's weird because we've talked on and off for three years. So we'd usually get into some fight or something and stop talking for a few weeks or a few months or something. When we started talking again and decided to get together this spring, we hadn't talked since before Christmas.

He would usually text me randomly and then we'd start talking again or he'd IM me randomly and say that I looked really good in some new pictures on myspace or something. Or like when we started talking again last fall after some big fight last summer, he was just like "I kinda miss you and I'm really mad about how things ended last time" and then we started talking again.

So I guess he could potentially come crawling back a few months, although this is probably the worst terms we've ever stopped talking on, so I don't really know.

Yeah, I'm glad I haven't talked to him since then either.

4N6 science

07/21/08, 12:11 PM

It's weird because we've talked on and off for three years. So we'd usually get into some fight or something and stop talking for a few weeks or a few months or something. When we started talking again and decided to get together this spring, we hadn't talked since before Christmas.

He would usually text me randomly and then we'd start talking again or he'd IM me randomly and say that I looked really good in some new pictures on myspace or something. Or like when we started talking again last fall after some big fight last summer, he was just like "I kinda miss you and I'm really mad about how things ended last time" and then we started talking again.

So I guess he could potentially come crawling back a few months, although this is probably the worst terms we've ever stopped talking on, so I don't really know.

Yeah, I'm glad I haven't talked to him since then either.

yeah us guys like to do that.. because sometimes we can't find that new girl or whatever and we try and go back to what we had since that's easier than finding someone knew.. I know I've done that many of times.

hellogorgeous

07/21/08, 12:21 PM

yeah us guys like to do that.. because sometimes we can't find that new girl or whatever and we try and go back to what we had since that's easier than finding someone knew.. I know I've done that many of times.

tsk tsk tsk!

4N6 science

07/21/08, 12:23 PM

tsk tsk tsk!

eh whatever you don't know me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i do what i want..

hellogorgeous

07/21/08, 12:29 PM

eh whatever you don't know me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i do what i want..

hahahah YOU DON'T KNOW ME FROM DA STREET!

Villanova1L

07/21/08, 12:33 PM

Well before the prostitution text happened we'd been talking just fine for the last week and we were pretty good and we were talking about going on a date this week and he was supposed to get his work schedule the next day and let me know what night would be good, so this was all completely random.

So then like I said before he said "You were never my girlfriend" which is complete bullshit, considering all the things he said when we were together and the fact that he said that we were official. Plus that would make him hypocritical with his whole "I don't like to have sex if I'm not in a relationship" thing.

And then we were fighting and here's our text convo...
Me: Youre such a trashy piece of shit. you probably have herpes
Him: No im clean
Me: I find that hard to believe with the way you fuck girls around
Him: I dont do thqt
Me: Yeah right. what do you call what you did to me? i'm like living proof that you do that.

And then ten minutes later he hadn't responded so I said "Haha you see you cant deny it because its true." Then he told me I was crazy and and I told him I wasn't and that he was just a lying piece of shit asshole manwhore and that he should tell his mom what a shitty shitty person he was. (Because he got mad at me for talking shit about him when we broke up on myspace because he didn't want it to get back to his mom.) Then he told me to leave him alone and leave him mom out of it, and I said I was just saying that her and the rest of the family seem really nice so I don't get what happened to him.

And then I think he told me to fuck off or leave him alone again so I just said "Whatever. i hope you get herpes... its only a matter of time with your habits" and he said "Your A. Acting hella mature and B. Mad cuz i want nothing to do with you" and then I said "Please. im mad because a) youre lying b) you have no respect for peoples feelings c) youre bipolar and d) you used me" and then that was it and I haven't talked to him since 10:00 last night.

You do seem like you're acting like the jealous crazy ex-girlfriend.

And wishing herpes and threatening them by saying you'll tell their mom about them isnt exactly mature.

4N6 science

07/21/08, 12:39 PM

hahahah YOU DON'T KNOW ME FROM DA STREET!

Oh i know you from the street... at least the street that you work on..

hellogorgeous

07/21/08, 12:42 PM

Oh i know you from the street... at least the street that you work on..

I wish that were true, I'd have a TON more money.

4N6 science

07/21/08, 12:44 PM

I wish that were true, I'd have a TON more money.

haha yeah..I'm glad you don't do that..

hellogorgeous

07/21/08, 12:47 PM

haha yeah..I'm glad you don't do that..

If you give me $40 I'll have sex with you

4N6 science

07/21/08, 02:57 PM

If you give me $40 I'll have sex with you

hahah...sweet.. that's a great deal. better than the last fee I paid.

Mirrorsandfevers

07/21/08, 03:21 PM

hahah...sweet.. that's a great deal. better than the last fee I paid.

Which was?

4N6 science

07/21/08, 03:23 PM

Which was?

the last time I paid for sex it was $2500.

edit: btw I lied I would never pay for sex and my friend jen is not a whore.

holyballs

07/21/08, 03:28 PM

I told him earlier this week that I was really horny and wanted to hook up,
why do i never meet these people

4N6 science

07/21/08, 03:29 PM

why do i never meet these people

because they only exist on the internet.

JJJ

07/21/08, 03:32 PM

I would give You 40 bucks to fuck me ;-)

4N6 science

07/21/08, 03:35 PM

If you give me $40 I'll have sex with you

Jen you need to stop advertising your fee's online..

Burning Star IV

07/21/08, 03:49 PM

Sex for money?

I'm in.

hellogorgeous

07/21/08, 04:11 PM

Hahaha yeah, I really charge $60.

umm kidding

4N6 science

07/21/08, 04:12 PM

i still get the $40 special offer right?

Burning Star IV

07/21/08, 04:13 PM

Hahaha yeah, I really charge $60.

umm kidding
I've got $60 in loonies?

hellogorgeous

07/21/08, 04:16 PM

I've got $60 in loonies?

Sorry, I don't fuck Nemo killers

Burning Star IV

07/21/08, 04:21 PM

Sorry, I don't fuck Nemo killers
Yeah, well he had it comin'.

HelpMeSleep

07/21/08, 07:20 PM

If you give me $40 I'll have sex with you
That sounds familiar.

why do i never meet these people
Hi, I'm Mandi. :wave:

Just to clarify though, it's not like I do that normally. That situation with my ex was pretty much it.

because they only exist on the internet.
Are you saying I'm some random internet crazy? :eyebrow:

I would give You 40 bucks to fuck me ;-)
So you're saying you wouldn't charge me 40 bucks to fuck? You're already an improvement over my ex.

HelpMeSleep

07/21/08, 07:34 PM

You do seem like you're acting like the jealous crazy ex-girlfriend.

And wishing herpes and threatening them by saying you'll tell their mom about them isnt exactly mature.
:uhno: Are you serious??

If he acted like a remotely normal person, I would too. But the boy tries to deny the fact that we ever had a relationship when we clearly did, and then he tries to deny the fact that he jerked me around for months. If he would just grow up and own up to his shit, I'd get over it.

I never threatened to tell his mom anything. He flipped out on me a few weeks ago when we broke up. He dumped me with no explanation and then threatened me when I tried to talk to him to get one, so I talked about what he did in some myspace blogs and bulletins. I didn't even name him but I made it pretty obvious who I was talking about, and he got pissed at me for that, and I ended up deleting all of it. And we started talking again and were completely civil and he said he didn't want anything to get back to his mom, so I shut up and respected that.

I never would say anything like that to her. And I never threatened to tell her anything, I simply reminded him of all the chances I had to say shit to her but didn't. And then I made a comment saying he should tell her how he treats girls because I knew it would piss him off.

As for wishing herpes on him... Sure, it's not mature, but if anyone deserves herpes, he does.

4N6 science

07/21/08, 07:37 PM

Are you saying I'm some random internet crazy? :eyebrow:

no? want to hook up?

HelpMeSleep

07/21/08, 07:39 PM

no? want to hook up?
If you come out to good, old Pleasanton, CA... ;-)

4N6 science

07/21/08, 07:47 PM

If you come out to good, old Pleasanton, CA... ;-)

alright.. next time I'm there i'll hit you up.. where is that btw?

HelpMeSleep

07/21/08, 08:02 PM

alright.. next time I'm there i'll hit you up.. where is that btw?
Bay area... it's like an hour from SF.

Where are you from?

4N6 science

07/21/08, 08:12 PM

Bay area... it's like an hour from SF.

Where are you from?

all the way across the us.. in va right by washington dc

HelpMeSleep

07/21/08, 08:18 PM

all the way across the us.. in va right by washington dc
Oh okay haha. I saw that it said NOVA and i was thinking of like Nova Scotia and I honestly don't even know where that is. But now I get that the VA's for Virginia lol.

4N6 science

07/21/08, 08:19 PM

Oh okay haha. I saw that it said NOVA and i was thinking of like Nova Scotia and I honestly don't even know where that is. But now I get that the VA's for Virginia lol.

where I live the place is nicknamed NOVA for northern virginia

HelpMeSleep

07/21/08, 08:22 PM

where I live the place is nicknamed NOVA for northern virginia
Ohh okay, got it.

thesafeword

07/21/08, 10:13 PM

I always thought that sensesfail#### was from Villanova.

JJJ

07/22/08, 01:36 AM

So you're saying you wouldn't charge me 40 bucks to fuck? You're already an improvement over my ex.

no, i wouldnt. n00dz?

disco.tetris

07/22/08, 02:58 AM

My friend's ex chucked 10 bucks at her when she dumped him. We went to the cafeteria and bought chocolate haha.

4N6 science

07/22/08, 04:55 AM

I always thought that sensesfail#### was from Villanova.

haha nope.. I hate villanova..

Ohh okay, got it.

another all nighter?

HelpMeSleep

07/22/08, 10:12 AM

no, i wouldnt. n00dz?
Sorry, I don't have any handy to send at the moment. :-)

My friend's ex chucked 10 bucks at her when she dumped him. We went to the cafeteria and bought chocolate haha.
Haha. That's pretty great. I wish he gave me me money when he dumped me... might've made things a little more worthwhile for me.

another all nighter?
Huh?

4N6 science

07/22/08, 10:13 AM

Sorry, I don't have any handy to send at the moment. :-)

Haha. That's pretty great. I wish he gave me me money when he dumped me... might've made things a little more worthwhile for me.

Huh?

I saw you were online this morning at like 4 am your time.

HelpMeSleep

07/22/08, 10:19 AM

I saw you were online this morning at like 4 am your time.
Ohh, sorry I'm slow right now. I blame the lack of sleep. :-)

Yeah, I was up until like 4 am again but I actually wasn't doing anything on here, which is rather shocking haha.

4N6 science

07/22/08, 10:22 AM

Ohh, sorry I'm slow right now. I blame the lack of sleep. :-)

Yeah, I was up until like 4 am again but I actually wasn't doing anything on here, which is rather shocking haha.

yeah that is shocking... soo hows everything going.. I hope you're still not communicating with the ex?

HelpMeSleep

07/22/08, 10:29 AM

yeah that is shocking... soo hows everything going.. I hope you're still not communicating with the ex?
Things are going good! Haven't talked to him and don't plan to, except maybe to send a well written myspace message detailing all the ways he is wrong and I am right. And I actually have a little crush on someone new right now... So I'm super close to forgetting about old what's-his-name. :-)

How are you? How's your day going so far?

4N6 science

07/22/08, 10:31 AM

Things are going good! Haven't talked to him and don't plan to, except maybe to send a well written myspace message detailing all the ways he is wrong and I am right. And I actually have a little crush on someone new right now... So I'm super close to forgetting about old what's-his-name. :-)

How are you? How's your day going so far?

that's always good to hear..

I'm doing quite fine thank you. My day is going by quickly I have a lot of work to do but I'm taking my time. Only a few more hours of work left then I'm going home..

HelpMeSleep

07/22/08, 10:37 AM

that's always good to hear..

I'm doing quite fine thank you. My day is going by quickly I have a lot of work to do but I'm taking my time. Only a few more hours of work left then I'm going home..
Nice. I'm jealous you're almost done with work. I have yet to even get dressed for work and then I have a good 6 1/2 hours of that ahead of me. And I have my best friend's birthday dinner to attend to. Except I was planning on being lazy and looking like crap for work, but now I can't because I have to go out right after haha.

4N6 science

07/22/08, 10:38 AM

Nice. I'm jealous you're almost done with work. I have yet to even get dressed for work and then I have a good 6 1/2 hours of that ahead of me. And I have my best friend's birthday dinner to attend to. Except I was planning on being lazy and looking like crap for work, but now I can't because I have to go out right after haha.

yeah it sucks getting up early for work but it's nice to be done early.

I'm sure you won't look like crap..so don't worry about it.

HelpMeSleep

07/22/08, 10:48 AM

yeah it sucks getting up early for work but it's nice to be done early.

I'm sure you won't look like crap..so don't worry about it.
Yeah, I guess I can't complain. Getting up early to go to work would not work too well with my sleeping habits.

Haha thanks. I'm just debating whether I can throw my hair in a ponytail and hope it doesn't look too dirty or if I should just wash it real quick and have to deal with it being curly all day. What a hard life haha.

4N6 science

07/22/08, 10:50 AM

Yeah, I guess I can't complain. Getting up early to go to work would not work too well with my sleeping habits.

Haha thanks. I'm just debating whether I can throw my hair in a ponytail and hope it doesn't look too dirty or if I should just wash it real quick and have to deal with it being curly all day. What a hard life haha.

yeah getting up early sucks..

wear a ponytail.. you do lead a hard life.

HelpMeSleep

07/22/08, 10:57 AM

yeah getting up early sucks..

wear a ponytail.. you do lead a hard life.
It does... That's why I avoid it at all costs.

Thanks! I now officially have one less decision to make. And it really is lol.

bigblue2015

07/22/08, 10:59 AM

Well before the prostitution text happened we'd been talking just fine for the last week and we were pretty good and we were talking about going on a date this week and he was supposed to get his work schedule the next day and let me know what night would be good, so this was all completely random.

So then like I said before he said "You were never my girlfriend" which is complete bullshit, considering all the things he said when we were together and the fact that he said that we were official. Plus that would make him hypocritical with his whole "I don't like to have sex if I'm not in a relationship" thing.

And then we were fighting and here's our text convo...
Me: Youre such a trashy piece of shit. you probably have herpes
Him: No im clean
Me: I find that hard to believe with the way you fuck girls around
Him: I dont do thqt
Me: Yeah right. what do you call what you did to me? i'm like living proof that you do that.

And then ten minutes later he hadn't responded so I said "Haha you see you cant deny it because its true." Then he told me I was crazy and and I told him I wasn't and that he was just a lying piece of shit asshole manwhore and that he should tell his mom what a shitty shitty person he was. (Because he got mad at me for talking shit about him when we broke up on myspace because he didn't want it to get back to his mom.) Then he told me to leave him alone and leave him mom out of it, and I said I was just saying that her and the rest of the family seem really nice so I don't get what happened to him.

And then I think he told me to fuck off or leave him alone again so I just said "Whatever. i hope you get herpes... its only a matter of time with your habits" and he said "Your A. Acting hella mature and B. Mad cuz i want nothing to do with you" and then I said "Please. im mad because a) youre lying b) you have no respect for peoples feelings c) youre bipolar and d) you used me" and then that was it and I haven't talked to him since 10:00 last night.

His flagrant use of the word "hella" is enough on its own to disqualify him from ever having sex. Nevermind having sex and getting paid for it.

4N6 science

07/22/08, 11:00 AM

It does... That's why I avoid it at all costs.

Thanks! I now officially have one less decision to make. And it really is lol.

I'm glad I made your life that much easier..

HelpMeSleep

07/22/08, 11:04 AM

His flagrant use of the word "hella" is enough on its own to disqualify him from ever having sex. Nevermind having sex and getting paid for it.
Haha. Unfortunately we live in norcal so it's completely common.

I even catch myself saying it now and then.

I'm glad I made your life that much easier..
Yep. Anything helps...

JJJ

07/22/08, 12:38 PM

Sorry, I don't have any handy to send at the moment. :-)

Weak ! go take some then ?
:-)

Burning Star IV

07/22/08, 12:40 PM

n00dz!

HelpMeSleep

07/22/08, 11:46 PM

I'm thinking I'm actually going to be a good girl for awhile and not take/send any n00dz at all.

07/22/08, 11:48 PM

I'm thinking I'm actually going to be a good girl for awhile and not take/send any n00dz at all.

Why would any girl ever think that?

HelpMeSleep

07/22/08, 11:57 PM

Why would any girl ever think that?
:shrug:
Because my ex just tried to prostitute himself to me? And now I'm talking to this really awesome guy who actually doesn't treat me like crap?

07/23/08, 12:06 AM

:shrug:
Because my ex just tried to prostitute himself to me? And now I'm talking to this really awesome guy who actually doesn't treat me like crap?

Tis a joke.

Really? How did he go along in doing that?
And good for you.

thesafeword

07/23/08, 01:29 AM

I'm thinking I'm actually going to be a good girl for awhile and not take/send any n00dz at all.
I almost liked you, then bam, no n00dz. Fuck you, bitch.

I'm hella kidding, kind of.

HelpMeSleep

07/23/08, 02:07 AM

Tis a joke.

Really? How did he go along in doing that?
And good for you.
I figured. I just couldn't come up with a good response so I went for the truth.

He texted me and offered to come over and have sex with me if I gave him 40 bucks and I said no. And then I asked who pays for sex and he said "you can" and then I said "no because I'm not fucking desperate."

And thanks. :-) I mean, it's just sort of fun right now... I don't even really know. But he's a hell of a lot
cooler than my ex and I like talking to him.

PS. I like your fox and the hound avatar. My brother and I used to watch that movie so much when we were little!

I almost liked you, then bam, no n00dz. Fuck you, bitch.

I'm hella kidding, kind of.
Ouch. That was harsh. :-(

I know I disappoint though.

thesafeword

07/23/08, 02:12 AM

It was a hella joke and you hella dissapoint hella. Am I black yet?

07/23/08, 02:16 AM

I figured. I just couldn't come up with a good response so I went for the truth.

He texted me and offered to come over and have sex with me if I gave him 40 bucks and I said no. And then I asked who pays for sex and he said "you can" and then I said "no because I'm not fucking desperate."

And thanks. :-) I mean, it's just sort of fun right now... I don't even really know. But he's a hell of a lot
cooler than my ex and I like talking to him.

PS. I like your fox and the hound avatar. My brother and I used to watch that movie so much when we were little!

Haha, I wish I was ballsy enough to prostitute myself to my ex. Prostitution would be a kick ass profession, ha.

Thanks. I loved it too, and I'm feeling really nostalgic lately, so I figured I needed a new avatar.

HelpMeSleep

07/23/08, 02:31 AM

Haha, I wish I was ballsy enough to prostitute myself to my ex. Prostitution would be a kick ass profession, ha.

Thanks. I loved it too, and I'm feeling really nostalgic lately, so I figured I needed a new avatar.
Prostitution is the world's oldest profession, and I dear Madame, am a professional. :-)

It's probably for the best though. Your ex might not appreciate it. Especially if your break up was a pretty shitty one.

Definitely a good choice! I haven't seen that in ages.

07/23/08, 02:34 AM

Prostitution is the world's oldest profession, and I dear Madame, am a professional. :-)

It's probably for the best though. Your ex might not appreciate it. Especially if your break up was a pretty shitty one.

Definitely a good choice! I haven't seen that in ages.

O rly? Do you take debit cards?:-p

Oh, it was a shitty one, ha. I'm not sure if too many would want me as a prostitute anyway, ha.

Neither have I, but I'm going to watch it this week!

HelpMeSleep

07/23/08, 02:42 AM

O rly? Do you take debit cards?:-p

Oh, it was a shitty one, ha. I'm not sure if too many would want me as a prostitute anyway, ha.

Neither have I, but I'm going to watch it this week!
Haha. You need to get up on your Cobra Starship quotes, mister, cause that's what it's from! ;-)

But yes, I DO take credit, debit and paypal.

Yeah, shitty breakup = do NOT recommend doing that!

I need to find that and watch it!

07/23/08, 02:44 AM

Haha. You need to get up on your Cobra Starship quotes, mister, cause that's what it's from! ;-)

But yes, I DO take credit, debit and paypal.

Yeah, shitty breakup = do NOT recommend doing that!

I need to find that and watch it!

Ha, I've never listen to them.

:-)

You really do.
I've been trying to find the book, which I've heard is a lot dfferent, but to no avail.

HelpMeSleep

07/23/08, 02:50 AM

Ha, I've never listen to them.

:-)

You really do.
I've been trying to find the book, which I've heard is a lot dfferent, but to no avail.
Lol they're my favorite band even though they get so much shit.

I didn't even know there was a book! Holy cow... Learn something new every day!

07/23/08, 02:52 AM

Lol they're my favorite band even though they get so much shit.

I didn't even know there was a book! Holy cow... Learn something new every day!

Yeah, I've never really given them a listen, so I wouldn't know why they get so much shit.

HelpMeSleep

07/23/08, 03:06 AM

Yeah, I've never really given them a listen, so I wouldn't know why they get so much shit.
Probably the biggest reason they get so much shit isn't even their music haha. It's mostly the singer Gabe and the fact that he's doing that instead of Midtown.

07/23/08, 03:47 AM

Probably the biggest reason they get so much shit isn't even their music haha. It's mostly the singer Gabe and the fact that he's doing that instead of Midtown.

Haha, I never really listened to Midtown either

HelpMeSleep

07/23/08, 04:32 AM

Haha, I never really listened to Midtown either
Haha yeah. I mean, that's pretty much why they get most of their hate in my opinion.

anamericangod

07/23/08, 04:38 AM

You're worth more than 40 dollars.

I'll give you 100.

williek311

07/23/08, 04:43 AM

You're worth more than 40 dollars.

I'll give you 100.
You're getting ahead of yourself she could be a sif.

07/23/08, 04:44 AM

You're getting ahead of yourself she could be a sif.

What's an sif?

anamericangod

07/23/08, 04:56 AM

You're getting ahead of yourself she could be a sif.

I'll just turn the lights off, it'll be ok.

williek311

07/23/08, 05:38 AM

I'll just turn the lights off, it'll be ok.
Beauty is only a click away.

HelpMeSleep

07/23/08, 09:21 AM

You're worth more than 40 dollars.

I'll give you 100.
I'm honored.

You're getting ahead of yourself she could be a sif.
I'm not.

What's an sif?
UrbanDictionary.com (http://urbandictionary.com)... It's faster and easier than asking.

Burning Star IV

07/23/08, 09:30 AM

I'm a sif.

williek311

07/23/08, 09:48 AM

I'm honored.

I'm not.

UrbanDictionary.com (http://urbandictionary.com)... It's faster and easier than asking.
I demand proof!

miketrondson

07/23/08, 03:05 PM

Ha. Take the offer up!

HelpMeSleep

07/24/08, 11:05 AM

Wow, he deleted me on facebook. :rolleyes:

4N6 science

07/24/08, 11:09 AM

Wow, he deleted me on facebook. :rolleyes:

that's when you know its final!!

cause I've done that when I don't want to talk with someone ever again.

thesafeword

07/24/08, 03:36 PM

Wow, he deleted me on facebook. :rolleyes:
Just forget him, seriously, just don't talk to him again. Even if what he did was wrong, he obviously doesn't want to contact you and if you try to you're just going to get hurt again.

Wow, that was probably the second time I've given real advice here.

#WhiteFender#

07/24/08, 06:31 PM

pffft. loser.

rorschach

07/25/08, 05:02 AM

i am prepared to undercut him by three dollars.

HelpMeSleep

07/25/08, 05:10 AM

that's when you know its final!!

cause I've done that when I don't want to talk with someone ever again.
Yeah. I mean, he deleted me on facebook once when we were together, as well. Then said he didn't do it and didn't know how that happened.

But yeah, apparently he was at the baseball game I was at yesterday and he gave a definite "don't ever want to talk to you again" vibe. I didn't even see him... It was after the game as we were leaving and I was oblivious and in a really good mood, singing actually, and my friend saw him and apparently he was on his phone and he turned as soon as he heard my voice and looked at me then immediately turned and left. I didn't really care and I didn't really believe her because I hadn't seen him at the game but then my brother told me he saw him there (and looked at him menacingly).

Just forget him, seriously, just don't talk to him again. Even if what he did was wrong, he obviously doesn't want to contact you and if you try to you're just going to get hurt again.

Wow, that was probably the second time I've given real advice here.
I totally appreciate you actually giving out real advice to me when you don't normally. :-)

I'm doing that. Honestly, I have no interest in talking to him anymore. I happened to be lucky enough to find someone really great and I've been incredibly happy without him.

The only interest I have in him right now is just that I'd like him to know I'm doing fantastic without him... Living well is the best revenge. My friend asked me if I wanted to go to the mall today and I made him go into macy's mens with me where he works and I just ignored the fact that he was in there, while we looked and joked around. It's just funny to see him out of the corner of my eye looking completely awkward and uncomfortable and all I have to do to achieve that is be happy. I don't even have to talk to him or make eye contact, and it's good for a laugh. That's the only interest I have.

HelpMeSleep

07/25/08, 05:16 AM

i am prepared to undercut him by three dollars.
You mean you'd only charge me $37 for sex?

4N6 science

07/25/08, 05:16 AM

Yeah. I mean, he deleted me on facebook once when we were together, as well. Then said he didn't do it and didn't know how that happened.

But yeah, apparently he was at the baseball game I was at yesterday and he gave a definite "don't ever want to talk to you again" vibe. I didn't even see him... It was after the game as we were leaving and I was oblivious and in a really good mood, singing actually, and my friend saw him and apparently he was on his phone and he turned as soon as he heard my voice and looked at me then immediately turned and left. I didn't really care and I didn't really believe her because I hadn't seen him at the game but then my brother told me he saw him there (and looked at him menacingly).

I totally appreciate you actually giving out real advice to me when you don't normally. :-)

I'm doing that. Honestly, I have no interest in talking to him anymore. I happened to be lucky enough to find someone really great and I've been incredibly happy without him.

The only interest I have in him right now is just that I'd like him to know I'm doing fantastic without him... Living well is the best revenge. My friend asked me if I wanted to go to the mall today and I made him go into macy's mens with me where he works and I just ignored the fact that he was in there, while we looked and joked around. It's just funny to see him out of the corner of my eye looking completely awkward and uncomfortable and all I have to do to achieve that is be happy. It's good for a laugh. That's the only interest I have.

yeah I've gotten mad at significant others and while drunk deleted them on facebook.

and you found someone elseeeeeeeee.. what about us?!

HelpMeSleep

07/25/08, 05:41 AM

yeah I've gotten mad at significant others and while drunk deleted them on facebook.

and you found someone elseeeeeeeee.. what about us?!
Drunk facebooking? Done that haha.

But wait, so are you saying you've deleted girlfriends while you were together with them while drunk or just after the breakup?

And how could I forget about you?? ;-)

4N6 science

07/25/08, 05:45 AM

Drunk facebooking? Done that haha.

But wait, so are you saying you've deleted girlfriends while you were together with them while drunk or just after the breakup?

And how could I forget about you?? ;-)

No I've gotten into fights with them and when I was drunk I'd delete them on facebook, then send a friend request the next day.

Good never forget me!

rorschach

07/25/08, 05:46 AM

You mean you'd only charge me $37 for sex?

you drive a hard bargain.

fine, 8 dollars and a vial of crack.

HelpMeSleep

07/25/08, 05:55 AM

No I've gotten into fights with them and when I was drunk I'd delete them on facebook, then send a friend request the next day.

Good never forget me!
Haha. That's funny.

I won't if you don't forget me. This made me start singing "Don't You Forget About Me" btw.

you drive a hard bargain.

fine, 8 dollars and a vial of crack.
Damn. I don't have any crack on me.

Anyway, I think the moral of this thread is that I don't pay for sex.
I will accept payments though.

4N6 science

07/25/08, 05:59 AM

Haha. That's funny.

I won't if you don't forget me. This made me start singing "Don't You Forget About Me" btw.

what a great song...

I will never forget you.. why are you up sooo early?

Marty_s

07/25/08, 07:20 AM

Haha. That's funny.

I won't if you don't forget me. This made me start singing "Don't You Forget About Me" btw.

Damn. I don't have any crack on me.

Anyway, I think the moral of this thread is that I don't pay for sex.
I will accept payments though.

10 dollars for 2 hours? lol.

Willy McFurgle

07/25/08, 08:55 AM

Any 2 for 1 specials?

HelpMeSleep

07/25/08, 10:32 AM

what a great song...

I will never forget you.. why are you up sooo early?
Makes me think of The Breakfast Club! I love that movie.

I had yet to go to bed at that time! I think that's an all time high for staying up late and being on here haha.

10 dollars for 2 hours? lol.
That is a cheap ass offer. I like to think that at the very least I'm at least worth more than what my ex would charge. I know I'm better than him.

4N6 science

07/25/08, 10:33 AM

Makes me think of The Breakfast Club! I love that movie.

I had yet to go to bed at that time! I think that's an all time high for staying up late and being on here haha.

That is a cheap ass offer. I like to think that at the very least I'm at least worth more than what my ex would charge. I know I'm better than him.

you're absurd!! that's soo late.. maybe at school I'll pull an all nighter on AP.

Marty_s

07/25/08, 10:37 AM

HelpMeSleep

07/25/08, 10:51 AM

you're absurd!! that's soo late.. maybe at school I'll pull an all nighter on AP.
Haha. I am absurd. Honestly, my face hurts a little from being tired lol.

what kind of offer do you want? 20 for 1 hour? lol
Well my ex asked for $40 to fuck me. And knowing him that would be like a ten minute quickie. So $20 an hour is a little low.

4N6 science

07/25/08, 10:52 AM

Haha. I am absurd. Honestly, my face hurts a little from being tired lol.

Well my ex asked for $40 to fuck me. And knowing him that would be like a ten minute quickie. So $20 an hour is a little low.

hahah at what you said about your ex!! 10 mins.

i like absurd girls..

HelpMeSleep

07/25/08, 11:11 AM

hahah at what you said about your ex!! 10 mins.

i like absurd girls..
Haha. It's true though! (It's probably even more like 3 minutes if you don't include the making out beforehand anyway)

Oh really? haha.

Marty_s

07/25/08, 11:16 AM

Haha. I am absurd. Honestly, my face hurts a little from being tired lol.

Well my ex asked for $40 to fuck me. And knowing him that would be like a ten minute quickie. So $20 an hour is a little low.

wow you're asking for a lot of money. i'm gonna need pics to prove you're worth it. haha jk. jk.

thesafeword

07/27/08, 02:11 AM

Haha. It's true though! (It's probably even more like 3 minutes if you don't include the making out beforehand anyway)

Oh really? haha.
Impressive...

HelpMeSleep

07/27/08, 02:46 AM

Impressive...
Lol. I'd rather he make it last a little.

But I know I'm bitter. To be fair, he definitely wasn't stingy about making sure I felt good. And he was good about just cuddling too. But of course now that we hate each other and don't talk, I remember the quickies and how they annoyed me haha.

Chris Fallon

07/27/08, 04:16 AM

Lol. I'd rather he make it last a little.

But I know I'm bitter. To be fair, he definitely wasn't stingy about making sure I felt good. And he was good about just cuddling too. But of course now that we hate each other and don't talk, I remember the quickies and how they annoyed me haha.
:-( Sad panda

Marty_s

07/28/08, 08:04 AM

kaycey

07/28/08, 09:59 PM

and offered to fuck me for $40. what the fuck.
that is fucking weird .

thesafeword

07/29/08, 02:40 AM

that is fucking weird .
That is fucking late.

anamericangod

07/29/08, 02:42 AM

Everyone has their price.

Paulb-182

07/29/08, 06:31 AM

too right, id hold out for 50

Marty_s

07/29/08, 06:37 AM

too right, id hold out for 50

50 per hour or just 50 over all?

Paulb-182

07/29/08, 06:38 AM

50 per hour or just 50 over all?

just the fifty

im easy haha

Marty_s

07/29/08, 06:40 AM

just the fifty

im easy haha

Damn I wish you were a really hot girl. lol.

Paulb-182

07/29/08, 06:42 AM

Damn I wish you were a really hot girl. lol.

no no...

just a really hot guy haha

but any really hot girls willing to pay me 50 quid, im free to offers : )

Marty_s

07/29/08, 06:44 AM

no no...

just a really hot guy haha

but any really hot girls willing to pay me 50 quid, im free to offers : )

same here. so ladies? feel free.

Paulb-182

07/29/08, 07:30 AM

same here. so ladies? feel free.

:wave:

kwsqd

07/29/08, 07:32 AM

wtffff

Marty_s

07/29/08, 08:10 AM

:wave:

are you a lady? no. lol.

Paulb-182

07/29/08, 12:46 PM

are you a lady? no. lol.

no no no

i was waving to the ladies

Marty_s

07/29/08, 02:02 PM

no no no

i was waving to the ladies

oh ok good. lol.

Paulb-182

07/29/08, 02:35 PM

oh ok good. lol.

yes

ill go as low as free if any of theres any out there??? haha

kaycey

07/29/08, 03:57 PM

That is fucking late.
but still fucking weird.

Yes. And?

07/29/08, 04:04 PM

Your ex is a whore.

HelpMeSleep

07/29/08, 10:41 PM

Your ex is a whore.
Yes, I would agree.

that is fucking weird .
And yes, I would agree.

HelpMeSleep

07/29/08, 10:44 PM

Everyone has their price.
And apparently my ex's is only 40 bucks... Hopefully he doesn't ever consider it as a profession.

Paulb-182

07/30/08, 12:50 AM

And apparently my ex's is only 40 bucks... Hopefully he doesn't ever consider it as a profession.

hold on here...........

he asked you to pay him?!?!?!?!?!

or he offered to give it you you??

HelpMeSleep

07/30/08, 01:00 AM

hold on here...........

he asked you to pay him?!?!?!?!?!

or he offered to give it you you??
He texted me and said "Fuck me" and then he said "If you give me 40 bucks I'll come and have sex with you" and I asked him who the fuck pays for sex. And he said "You can", to which I responded "No because I'm not fucking desperate" and then he didn't say anything after that.

Paulb-182

07/30/08, 01:16 AM

He texted me and said "Fuck me" and then he said "If you give me 40 bucks I'll come and have sex with you" and I asked him who the fuck pays for sex. And he said "You can", to which I responded "No because I'm not fucking desperate" and then he didn't say anything after that.

interesting

i thought you meant he offered to pay you

that just seems like a waste of time, why would you want to pay for something that if its your ex, clearly wasnt up to standard anyway

HelpMeSleep

07/30/08, 01:36 AM

interesting

i thought you meant he offered to pay you

that just seems like a waste of time, why would you want to pay for something that if its your ex, clearly wasnt up to standard anyway
Because he's a drunk dumbass?

If he hadn't asked me to pay him, I might have gone for it since I missed him and he's good. The only reason I wouldn't have was because we'd been talking and were planning on going out that week. But yeah, I pretty much never intend to pay for sex. Not even with Gabe Saporta.

Paulb-182

07/30/08, 02:00 AM

Because he's a drunk dumbass?

If he hadn't asked me to pay him, I might have gone for it since I missed him and he's good. The only reason I wouldn't have was because we'd been talking and were planning on going out that week. But yeah, I pretty much never intend to pay for sex. Not even with Gabe Saporta.

ahaa but what if gabe said chuck us a buck and im all yours??? ; )

and i see, well, good luck with that, it seems a pretty random thing to ask, will you pay me for sex, maybe he needs it to fuel his being a drunk dumbass

thesafeword

07/30/08, 02:46 AM

but still fucking weird.
Yes it is.

HelpMeSleep

08/01/08, 02:25 AM

ahaa but what if gabe said chuck us a buck and im all yours??? ; )

and i see, well, good luck with that, it seems a pretty random thing to ask, will you pay me for sex, maybe he needs it to fuel his being a drunk dumbass
Even though it's really the principle of the thing, I think I could spare a buck for Gabe if he convinced me it was for a good cause. ;-)

And thanks for the good luck wishes!

4N6 science

08/01/08, 02:23 PM

Even though it's really the principle of the thing, I think I could spare a buck for Gabe if he convinced me it was for a good cause. ;-)

And thanks for the good luck wishes!

hey i haven't talked to you in a while, how's everything going?

argg_xo

08/01/08, 02:40 PM

i'd pay a dollar to have sex with gabe saporta.

4N6 science

08/01/08, 02:44 PM

i'd pay a dollar to have sex with gabe saporta.

how much would you pay to have sex with me?

not that I would charge you

argg_xo

08/01/08, 02:48 PM

how much would you pay to have sex with me?

not that I would charge you
or you could just buy me some drinks? :shrug:

4N6 science

08/01/08, 02:49 PM

or you could just buy me some drinks? :shrug:

So I have no chance at sober sex with you? I have to buy you drinks to get you to sleep with me?

I will buy you many many many drinks

argg_xo

08/01/08, 02:53 PM

So I have no chance at sober sex with you? I have to buy you drinks to get you to sleep with me?

I will buy you many many many drinks
it was just a suggestion jon!! sober or drunk sex is fine with me

4N6 science

08/01/08, 02:56 PM

it was just a suggestion jon!! sober or drunk sex is fine with me

oh... I need to stop reading in between the wrong lines.

I'm not a huge fan of drunk sex anymore.. cause I get tired and just want to sleep, it's a long story....But sober sex is a different story, I'd rock your world

argg_xo

08/01/08, 02:59 PM

oh... I need to stop reading in between the wrong lines.

I'm not a huge fan of drunk sex anymore.. cause I get tired and just want to sleep, it's a long story....But sober sex is a different story, I'd rock your world
lol. so you just fall asleep? you have to get the timing right for drunk sex, or else i'd probably fall asleep too.

4N6 science

08/01/08, 03:02 PM

lol. so you just fall asleep? you have to get the timing right for drunk sex, or else i'd probably fall asleep too.

well yeah you need to do it the peak of drunkeness. Sometimes I start when I'm towards the end of it and yeah I pretty much fall asleep i'll pm you something funny.

argg_xo

08/01/08, 03:06 PM

well yeah you need to do it the peak of drunkeness. Sometimes I start when I'm towards the end of it and yeah I pretty much fall asleep i'll pm you something funny.
hahahahahaha. that PM made me lol.

4N6 science

08/01/08, 03:07 PM

hahahahahaha. that PM made me lol.

true story.. true story.. I couldn't believe it when I woke up.

argg_xo

08/01/08, 03:10 PM

true story.. true story.. I couldn't believe it when I woke up.
i can't say that's ever happened to me..........

4N6 science

08/01/08, 03:14 PM

i can't say that's ever happened to me..........

not many people can I don't suppose. I just don't know how it stayed there though.. :shrug:

when can I call you?

argg_xo

08/01/08, 03:16 PM

not many people can I don't suppose. I just don't know how it stayed there though.. :shrug:

when can I call you?
when you are good and drunk? lol. i don't think i'm going out tonight so whenever.

4N6 science

08/01/08, 03:17 PM

when you are good and drunk? lol. i don't think i'm going out tonight so whenever.

oo ok. I guess I asked cause I thought you'd be at your cousins thing i didn't want to interrupt with a sloppy phone call.

argg_xo

08/01/08, 03:19 PM

oo ok. I guess I asked cause I thought you'd be at your cousins thing i didn't want to interrupt with a sloppy phone call.
i don't think we are going to stay that long because my mom doesn't want to go either. lol.

4N6 science

08/01/08, 03:22 PM

i don't think we are going to stay that long because my mom doesn't want to go either. lol.

ooo ok i gotcha.. well I'm gonna make dinner and then you'll be hearing from me later tonight.. have fun!!!

argg_xo

08/01/08, 03:24 PM

ooo ok i gotcha.. well I'm gonna make dinner and then you'll be hearing from me later tonight.. have fun!!!
ohh i can't wait!

HelpMeSleep

08/01/08, 10:13 PM

hey i haven't talked to you in a while, how's everything going?
Hey! I know, it's been awhile. I'm doing pretty good. Got about a week off work and just left for a family vacation today, it's nice to get out of town. And actually i'll probably actually see the infamous Pat down here next week.

How's everything going with you?

4N6 science

08/01/08, 11:42 PM

Hey! I know, it's been awhile. I'm doing pretty good. Got about a week off work and just left for a family vacation today, it's nice to get out of town. And actually i'll probably actually see the infamous Pat down here next week.

How's everything going with you?

I'm drunk right now and really tired.. I like your new profile pic..

HelpMeSleep

08/02/08, 07:44 AM

I'm drunk right now and really tired.. I like your new profile pic..
Thanks! It's from the John Mayer concert I went to last weekend. :-)

It's a saturday morning and I've been up since 7am. What the fuck lol.

4N6 science

08/02/08, 09:31 AM

Thanks! It's from the John Mayer concert I went to last weekend. :-)

It's a saturday morning and I've been up since 7am. What the fuck lol.

its 12:30 here and I just got up.. my head hurts and I'm extremely tired.. but drinking is fun!

HelpMeSleep

08/02/08, 12:18 PM

its 12:30 here and I just got up.. my head hurts and I'm extremely tired.. but drinking is fun!
Haha. 12:15 here, sitting around the hotel room, and I'm hungry. Went to my sister's soccer game and hung out with a 5th grader all morning.

4N6 science

08/02/08, 02:27 PM

Haha. 12:15 here, sitting around the hotel room, and I'm hungry. Went to my sister's soccer game and hung out with a 5th grader all morning.

why are you in a hotel room and why are you hanging out with a 5th grader?

HelpMeSleep

08/02/08, 05:30 PM

why are you in a hotel room and why are you hanging out with a 5th grader?
Because I'm in San Diego for my sister's soccer tournament/family vacation after and I was hanging out with one of the girl's little sisters.

I've been stuck with my dad and brother the whole time and they're both being total pricks and my phone broke so I can't text anyone... I want to shoot myself.

timbedinosaur

08/02/08, 05:53 PM

My ex tried to trick me into fingering her. Fucking skank.

HelpMeSleep

08/02/08, 06:02 PM

My ex tried to trick me into fingering her. Fucking skank.
Explain.

MidCal

08/02/08, 06:05 PM

My ex tried to trick me into fingering her. Fucking skank.

I hate when that happens.

HelpMeSleep

08/02/08, 06:18 PM

I hate when that happens.
You live ridiculously close to me. In fact, I'm applying for an apartment there.

anamericangod

08/02/08, 06:21 PM

My ex tried to trick me into fingering her. Fucking skank.

Where in Georgia? I've probably fingered your girlfriend.

timbedinosaur

08/02/08, 06:32 PM

Explain.
okay, so this chick is annoying and trys way to hard to be cool. You know, one of those emo kids that call themselves scene cause they think its cool? ya them. Anyway, she IMs me telling me that her and this guy she just met had madeout and blah blah blah. Im like ok, whatever. So she texts me later crying about how he likes her sister and not her, and im like, duh. So she starts freaking out, and im like why and shes like I REALLY LIKED HIM and hes a great kisser and his hands are amazing. I go, What? hands? You mean he was touching you. Where? She replys my boobs and he almost fingered me but he had to leave cause his dad showed up. Anyway he went to her house the next day and DID finger her. So she comes on to the computer bragging about it and i called her easy. she goes crazy and says im just like other guys and i tell her shes just like her sister (a butterface slut whose legs are open more often than walmart is). She was like oh well your just jealous, i bet you you've never fingered a girl. So I say, and you expect me to tell you if i did, ha! so she goes on and says well i bet you cant make me moan, im like, we cant prove that now can we? She replies ha, your just scared. I simply reply with no. She continues and eventually says well come over here tomorrow and prove it. I say no, I dont want herpes and then I leave.
I hate when that happens.
Sarcasm?

timbedinosaur

08/02/08, 06:33 PM

Where in Georgia? I've probably fingered your girlfriend.
my ex. and Fayette County

HelpMeSleep

08/02/08, 06:37 PM

okay, so this chick is annoying and trys way to hard to be cool. You know, one of those emo kids that call themselves scene cause they think its cool? ya them. Anyway, she IMs me telling me that her and this guy she just met had madeout and blah blah blah. Im like ok, whatever. So she texts me later crying about how he likes her sister and not her, and im like, duh. So she starts freaking out, and im like why and shes like I REALLY LIKED HIM and hes a great kisser and his hands are amazing. I go, What? hands? You mean he was touching you. Where? She replys my boobs and he almost fingered me but he had to leave cause his dad showed up. Anyway he went to her house the next day and DID finger her. So she comes on to the computer bragging about it and i called her easy. she goes crazy and says im just like other guys and i tell her shes just like her sister (a butterface slut whose legs are open more often than walmart is). She was like oh well your just jealous, i bet you you've never fingered a girl. So I say, and you expect me to tell you if i did, ha! so she goes on and says well i bet you cant make me moan, im like, we cant prove that now can we? She replies ha, your just scared. I simply reply with no. She continues and eventually says well come over here tomorrow and prove it. I say no, I dont want herpes and then I leave.

Sarcasm?
That's funny that she tried to get you to even though she's sort of with that other guy or whatever... kinda trashy too.

And I like that phrase. Do you really think she's a butterface even though you were with her at one point?

TheSkyline

08/02/08, 06:37 PM

timbedinosaur

08/02/08, 06:44 PM

Hahaha.

Should've done it.
With her? ha. you dont know. Her va jay jay probably has teeth or something

That's funny that she tried to get you to even though she's sort of with that other guy or whatever... kinda trashy too.

And I like that phrase. Do you really think she's a butterface even though you were with her at one point?She's been desperate ever since we broke up. we dated for one week and she got really fucking attached to me, till this day she said i broke her heart. blasphemy. So she goes for any guy that gives her attention now, thinking itll mean commitment. what a dumbass.

Also, I was talking about her sister when I said butterface, but ya shes turning into one. Whether its just her growing up or putting on to much make up like all those other scene and emo kids do, its making her face uglier and uglier. Not to mention she cut her hair and it looks ugly as fuck.

Oh, and guess what, I called her easy, and the next day, SHE apologizes to me. ha. classic.

MidCal

08/02/08, 06:45 PM

You live ridiculously close to me. In fact, I'm applying for an apartment there.

Yeah, that's hella crazy. You're the first person I've seen from the tri-valley.

Hope you get the apartment. San Ramon is pretty chill and can always benefit from having a cute girl like yourself move here.

MidCal

08/02/08, 06:50 PM

With her? ha. you dont know. Her va jay jay probably has teeth or something

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/4923/shockerwl2.jpg

timbedinosaur

08/02/08, 06:56 PM

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/4923/shockerwl2.jpg
nice.

HelpMeSleep

08/02/08, 09:27 PM

With her? ha. you dont know. Her va jay jay probably has teeth or something

She's been desperate ever since we broke up. we dated for one week and she got really fucking attached to me, till this day she said i broke her heart. blasphemy. So she goes for any guy that gives her attention now, thinking itll mean commitment. what a dumbass.

Also, I was talking about her sister when I said butterface, but ya shes turning into one. Whether its just her growing up or putting on to much make up like all those other scene and emo kids do, its making her face uglier and uglier. Not to mention she cut her hair and it looks ugly as fuck.

Oh, and guess what, I called her easy, and the next day, SHE apologizes to me. ha. classic.
Lol interesting. I find it funny that she was so attached after a week of dating, especially when it sounds like you didn't really do more than kiss.

Yeah, that's hella crazy. You're the first person I've seen from the tri-valley.

Hope you get the apartment. San Ramon is pretty chill and can always benefit from having a cute girl like yourself move here.
Why, thank you! :-)

Do you go to DVC?