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VERSA

07/20/08, 08:34 PM

i've just come across this brilliant site called, www.go-get-guys.com (http://www.go-get-guys.com)
It has instructions for EVERYTHING i've been wishing for!
Such as tutorials on How to find your Mr.RIght, How to steal someone's boyfriend, and my favorite (and most helpful) Dating a Narried Man.

This site is more than just a life saver, it's a love life saver.

<333333333

4N6 science

07/20/08, 08:35 PM

you want to know how to find mr. right.. give him anal.

argg_xo

07/20/08, 08:36 PM

now if only this shit actually worked.

sandra92

07/20/08, 08:37 PM

did you really read that ?

4N6 science

07/20/08, 08:38 PM

now if only this shit actually worked.

you got me.. ?

Giant Broccoli

07/20/08, 08:44 PM

hahahahah

wouldn't work on me.

VERSA

07/20/08, 08:44 PM

now if only this shit actually worked.
trust me beb, it does.

argg_xo

07/20/08, 08:46 PM

you got me.. ?

and that's all i need!

argg_xo

07/20/08, 08:47 PM

trust me beb, it does.

i honestly didn't read any of it.

sandra92

07/20/08, 08:47 PM

i honestly didn't read any of it.

me neither . I closed the page right after seeing those images ..

4N6 science

07/20/08, 08:48 PM

trust me beb, it does.

I bet you can't get it to work on me..

and that's all i need!

good, you're all I need tooo in this lonely world of ours.

swt_catastrophe

07/20/08, 08:48 PM

"for everything you ever wanna know about dating men".
hahaha.
this site looks like its stuck in the 90s

EDIT: bwahahaha.
under "what do guys look for in girls?"
"Boys are not really looking for attractive girls. They look for girls which they will be proud to show to their families. Being attractive is only secondary traits but the inner attitude will be the deciding factor."

who the fuck wrote this?

argg_xo

07/20/08, 08:52 PM

I bet you can't get it to work on me..

good, you're all I need tooo in this lonely world of ours.

and some aloe for my sunburned head.

sandra92

07/20/08, 08:56 PM

4N6 science

07/20/08, 08:58 PM

and some aloe for my sunburned head.

of course.. along with a special surprise

argg_xo

07/20/08, 08:59 PM

of course.. along with a special surprise

i'm excited!!

4N6 science

07/20/08, 08:59 PM

i'm excited!!

you should be..

swt_catastrophe

07/20/08, 09:01 PM

one guess as to what that "special surprise" is..

VERSA

07/20/08, 09:02 PM

Im kind of mad at the fact that nobody truely understands the humor in this.

argg_xo

07/20/08, 09:02 PM

one guess as to what that "special surprise" is..

anal. and i hope your username is a soco referrence

4N6 science

07/20/08, 09:06 PM

anal. and i hope your username is a soco referrence

yeah chelsea, way to say anal..

argg_xo

07/20/08, 09:10 PM

yeah chelsea, way to say anal..

that's exactly what you were thinking too! don't lie!

pilot_light_out

07/20/08, 09:16 PM

gay

swt_catastrophe

07/20/08, 09:39 PM

and i hope your username is a soco referrence

of course
:]

thesafeword

07/20/08, 09:41 PM

The sending of n00dz usually leads to Mr. Right.

swt_catastrophe

07/20/08, 09:42 PM

The sending of n00dz usually leads to Mr. Right.
...or at the very least, mr. i like to jack off to your pics.
GREAT way to start a relationship

chronomic

07/20/08, 09:42 PM

oh PLEASE

every woman knows exactly what it takes to make a man happy or to piss him off. it all comes down to them choosing how selfish they are going to be that day.

bullshit.

thesafeword

07/20/08, 09:51 PM

...or at the very least, mr. i like to jack off to your pics.
GREAT way to start a relationship
Haha, not really. But it was worth a try.

4N6 science

07/21/08, 05:07 AM

that's exactly what you were thinking too! don't lie!

on AP I'm always thinking that.. it's the universal response to anything on this site.

CrenshawPunch

07/21/08, 01:00 PM

what the fuck is a Narried man?

Neo Cassady

07/21/08, 01:05 PM

what the fuck is a Narried man?

http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/3rd_2005/nair.jpg

swt_catastrophe

07/21/08, 01:07 PM

^hahahaa.

Fallinto_rhythm

07/21/08, 01:17 PM

I don't think you need rules on helping someone commit adultery.

4N6 science

07/21/08, 03:04 PM

I don't think you need rules on helping someone commit adultery.

what's adultery?

#WhiteFender#

07/21/08, 03:06 PM

and my favorite (and most helpful) Dating a Narried Man.

woah! i've always wanted to know how to date a narried man!

Fallinto_rhythm

07/21/08, 03:11 PM

what's adultery?

when someone cheats on their spouse.

4N6 science

07/21/08, 03:20 PM

when someone cheats on their spouse.

thank you very much.. i knew that btw, I dont know why i asked

sandra92

07/21/08, 03:21 PM

I want to know what a narried man is too .

4N6 science

07/21/08, 03:22 PM

I want to know what a narried man is too .

I'm a narried man.

swt_catastrophe

07/21/08, 03:23 PM

when someone cheats on their spouse.
i think he was joking..
thank you very much.. i knew that btw, I dont know why i asked
yep.
I want to know what a narried man is too .
don't we all.

sandra92

07/21/08, 03:24 PM

I'm a narried man.

So explain yourself ..

4N6 science

07/21/08, 03:25 PM

So explain yourself ..

i have hairless legs and arms

Mirrorsandfevers

07/21/08, 03:26 PM

So explain yourself ..

yes, please.

Mirrorsandfevers

07/21/08, 03:26 PM

i have hairless legs and arms

Oh, lucky.

sandra92

07/21/08, 03:28 PM

i have hairless legs and arms

Hum ok ..

4N6 science

07/21/08, 03:28 PM

So explain yourself ..

yes, please.

Oh, lucky.

ok guys I just made that up.

sandra92

07/21/08, 03:30 PM

ok guys I just made that up.

lol .. I really am curious about what that is ..

sandra92

07/21/08, 03:31 PM

Maybe she meant married ..

Fallinto_rhythm

07/21/08, 03:32 PM

thank you very much.. i knew that btw, I dont know why i asked

Ohhhh jon!

4N6 science

07/21/08, 03:32 PM

Maybe she meant married ..

yeah I would believe so since the m and n are so close on the keyboard its a typo.

CrenshawPunch

07/21/08, 04:02 PM

http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/3rd_2005/nair.jpg

God, I am such an idiot. Of course!

4N6 science

07/21/08, 04:10 PM

Ohhhh jon!

I know...you didn't actually think I didn't know that term.

Fallinto_rhythm

07/21/08, 04:19 PM

I know...you didn't actually think I didn't know that term.

I wasn't sure

scmaley

07/21/08, 04:38 PM

The person who wrote that website is just ridiculous. "How to Make Him Feel Sorry For Your Mistakes: The human being is one who is not perfect." That's lame.

swt_catastrophe

07/21/08, 04:39 PM

The person who wrote that website is just ridiculous. "How to Make Him Feel Sorry For Your Mistakes: The human being is one who is not perfect." That's lame.

qft

scmaley

07/21/08, 04:45 PM

qft

It's like the guy went on msn.com's lifestyle section and took really bad notes. I can't find his biography anywhere on the site, which is too bad, because I really would like to mock it.

TheSkyline

07/21/08, 04:50 PM

I bet you can't get it to work on me..

good, you're all I need tooo in this lonely world of ours.

:appl:

hellogorgeous

07/21/08, 04:51 PM

girls who actually read this are pathetic. you have to let the guys come to you duhhh

sandra92

07/21/08, 05:32 PM

girls who actually read this are pathetic. you have to let the guys come to you duhhh

agree .. and we have to make things by ourselves ..

nikaidoh

07/21/08, 06:42 PM

and if you go on www.wikiafterdark.com it'll teach you how to give a blowjob.

swt_catastrophe

07/21/08, 07:43 PM

girls who actually read this are pathetic. you have to let the guys come to you duhhh
qft.

eHaMpToN

07/22/08, 12:33 AM

MOTORIN'.....whats your price for flight
and findin' mr right
it'll be alright tonight.

disco.tetris

07/22/08, 03:02 AM

Hahahahaha. How desperate do you have to be to actually read that?

swt_catastrophe

07/22/08, 03:42 AM

Hahahahaha. How desperate do you have to be to actually read that?
pretty effing desperate

4N6 science

07/22/08, 04:57 AM

pretty effing desperate

for some reason I found this response really funny.

SLoT

07/22/08, 06:11 AM

Sounds like this works out better for the dudes.

DaveZeroZero

07/22/08, 07:50 AM

If you want mr. Right, look no further:

I'm here.

DaveZeroZero

07/22/08, 07:50 AM

qft.
no, I need the attention!

4N6 science

07/22/08, 07:57 AM

go post in your own thread I made for you.. its already off topic.

swt_catastrophe

07/22/08, 03:16 PM

If you want mr. Right, look no further:

I'm here.
:wave:
no, I need the attention!
haha.