The Awkward Silence Thread

[ohlookitspaul]

whenever's there's a lull in conversations, or that awkward silence when you sit there and wonder when anyone else is going to post...please post something here to get things started again.

*awkward silence*

no, really.

[im_random]

haha that's awesome.

[boysdontcry]

this is so fucking awkward. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?

[ohlookitspaul]

just be like...start posting, bitches. or something.

this is the thread in which everyone dumps their awkwardness.

[ohlookitspaul]

i think this is one of those ideas that had good intentions but really doesn't work as well as the creator (i.e. me) thought it would work...

[boysdontcry]

i think when no one posts they usually post in the bullshit thread to get things going again.

[ohlookitspaul]

damn. true.

[im_random]

well, it was good intentions paul

[boysdontcry]

yes it was.

[ohlookitspaul]

*sigh*

ok.

[FutureStar]

hey umm it's like 5 AM and no one is posting! go figure eh?

i'm assuming i'm the only one here so i won't yell at anyone.

[Alex Djaferis]

*Yawn*

[mwhpunk]

wow... this thread sucks

[YearsGoneBy]

good morning

[firecrackermank]

happy morning!

[BrandNew20]

good mourning

[firecrackermank]

is a great album. but i lost it.

[Lueda Alia]

me and paul always have awkward silences when we talk.




they usually last like 5 seconds. oh man go figure. both of us talk too much :lol2:



but ok. this is awkward now. :uh?:


I need sleep. :cry:

[FallingOut]

Ive found it works if you just say "boobies."

[Lueda Alia]

really?

[firecrackermank]

definately.

[Lueda Alia]

boobies

[aurora]

So... karate.

[YearsGoneBy]

So... karate.
im a black belt :kar:

[ohlookitspaul]

i don't know karate. but kung fu is somewhere in my dna. i'm asian, it's gotta be in there somewhere. someday, if i get jumped in some dark alley, i just know that it's going to pop out of me and i'm going to kick ass. something like that.

[aurora]

Hah... yeah I dont know shit about karate. It was just the first thing that popped into my head...

[boysdontcry]

i don't know karate. but kung fu is somewhere in my dna. i'm asian, it's gotta be in there somewhere. someday, if i get jumped in some dark alley, i just know that it's going to pop out of me and i'm going to kick ass. something like that.
yeah and when i get jumped in a dark alley i'm just suddenly gonna go all viking on their asses.

[ohlookitspaul]

what, are you scandinavian?

[YearsGoneBy]

i try to stay away from those dark alleys

[ohlookitspaul]

dark alleys breed people like matt smith.

[im_random]

dark alleys breed people like matt smith.

hahahahaha funny

[YearsGoneBy]

dark alleys breed people like matt smith.
hence why i stay away from them

[Bishop]

You know, I should probably clean my room...

...




Nah.

[im_random]

You know, I should probably clean my room...

...




Nah.

Thats the spirit!

[YearsGoneBy]

i hate cleaning my room

[Bishop]

I know, I have to clean mine and then pack all of my stuff for the move.

[dretti]

my rooms full of shit right now, when my mom tells me to clean it, i just shut the door

[ohlookitspaul]

my room is clean right now but when i move back to school, my room will be pretty bad. thank god we have elevated beds in the apt so i can just shove shit under there.

[im_random]

i always alway always get yelled at for how messy my room is. everything else in my life has to be incredibly neat..all my notebooks for school and stuff are in perfect order and no loose papers or anything..but my room..oh boy. my dad always tells me it looks like a bomb hit it.

[aurora]

My room is such a wreck. I really really need to clean it. Especially since we're having people come visit us soon... Bad me.

[YearsGoneBy]

the theory of making a bed puzzles me...why make it all nice and stuff if you are just gonna mess it up later

[ohlookitspaul]

i only do it if i'm expecting someone over or something like that. normally, i never make it. yeah it really makes no sense.

[Bishop]

the theory of making a bed puzzles me...why make it all nice and stuff if you are just gonna mess it up later

Amen to that.

[YearsGoneBy]

i only do it if i'm expecting someone over or something like that. normally, i never make it. yeah it really makes no sense.
yeah, thats the only time i make mine

[ohlookitspaul]

you know what i really love about my bed though? my down feather comforter. it's one of those huge white fluffy ones that's so ridiculously soft. ahhh...i love it.

[im_random]

you know what i really love about my bed though? my down feather comforter. it's one of those huge white fluffy ones that's so ridiculously soft. ahhh...i love it.

ahhh i have one of those..they're the best things ever invented.

[YearsGoneBy]

cant say ive had the pleasure of having one

[Bishop]

I like to sleep on couches.

[ohlookitspaul]

futons are nice. i had a bunk bed in hs, and the bottom bunk was a futon.

[pUnkKid174]

the theory of making a bed puzzles me...why make it all nice and stuff if you are just gonna mess it up later
i never figured that one out either. some reason my mom started making me make my bed out of the middle of nowhere its really strange, so i never made my bed....and since noone ever comes over its never made
you know what i really love about my bed though? my down feather comforter. it's one of those huge white fluffy ones that's so ridiculously soft. ahhh...i love it.
lucky you, i dont even get regular sheets like everyone else until the middle of this summer...
futons are nice. i had a bunk bed in hs, and the bottom bunk was a futon.
they're nice until you jump hard enough on them and they break(especially with a skateboard...heh...)

[Amplifried]

yeah, thats the only time i make mine

Christ mate, who the hell is that in your avatar?!

[richter915]

Christ mate, who the hell is that in your avatar?!
that's exactly what I wanna know!!!!

[im_random]

cant say ive had the pleasure of having one

you poor deprived child. they absolute rock.

[richter915]

you poor deprived child. they absolute rock.
you drink...bad.

[im_random]

you drink...bad.

haha ok is this all you're going to say to me from now on?

[piebaldkid42]

no ones here

i like low cut socks

[richter915]

haha ok is this all you're going to say to me from now on?
maybe...

and that you're from jersey. I dunno.

[im_random]

maybe...

and that you're from jersey. I dunno.

man, double whammy. looks like i'm toast.

[richter915]

man, double whammy. looks like i'm toast.
I dunno. I drank before..once on purpose one by accident...I dunno...drinking is bad...you're still ok to me...I just get weird when I know that someone is trashed...alshdlskdja I'm weird.

[im_random]

I dunno. I drank before..once on purpose one by accident...I dunno...drinking is bad...you're still ok to me...I just get weird when I know that someone is trashed...alshdlskdja I'm weird.


Hmm I'm not sure I want to know how you drank on accident? No, you're not weird..it makes a lot of people uncomfortable.

[SwingingMics]

i have to have at least 2 showers a day.

[ohlookitspaul]

hahaha i drank a little on accident once too. i raided my friend's fridge for food and ate some jello...turns out they were jello shots. oh well. i didn't get drunk, but i got a slight buzz.

[im_random]

hahahahah that's so awesome though. jello shots are the best things ever.

[ohlookitspaul]

truly, they are. blessed are the jello-shot-makers.

[CROMagnon]

jello shots = good times

[ohlookitspaul]

god yes. jello shot parties are soooo fun...

[im_random]

i'm eating a burrito shell.

[CROMagnon]

what the hell is a burrito shell?

[im_random]

you know..one of those soft shell taco type things. i don't know, i always called it a burrito shell.

[ohlookitspaul]

i love soft shell tacos. i think they're better than the regular crispy ones. yumm...and they're only 59 cents at del taco. i pig out there sometimes.

[im_random]

most definitely. they rule. i could eat them over and over again and never get sick of them..well that'd be quite unhealthy but yummy.

[CROMagnon]

you know..one of those soft shell taco type things. i don't know, i always called it a burrito shell.
oh, tortilla
never heard it called a burrito shell

[im_random]

oh, tortilla
never heard it called a burrito shell

yeah, tortilla is the word i was looking for. eh, it's all the same to me..food is food.

[CROMagnon]

Food is definitely food, especially when it is delicious.

I have no idea what that means.

[im_random]

Hahaha..well..I meant that I'll eat any food because it's food..well unless it's something I don't like.

[CROMagnon]

Hahaha..well..I meant that I'll eat any food because it's food..well unless it's something I don't like.
I know the feeling...just season it, cook it and put it in front of me, I'll do the rest.

[ohlookitspaul]

i'll eat almost anything except liver and pickled beets.

[im_random]

i'll eat almost anything except liver and pickled beets.

ewwww

[ohlookitspaul]

yeah i know...

[Amplifried]

that's exactly what I wanna know!!!!

Everyone was thinking it. I just said it.

[YearsGoneBy]

Christ mate, who the hell is that in your avatar?!
if i knew i would be sure to tell everyone here, but i dont know. sorry

[ohlookitspaul]

she's nice but is still second to vida.

[Amplifried]

she's nice but is still second to vida.

Who dat?

[ohlookitspaul]

http://www.vidasworld.com/

FHM introduced her to the world.

[richter915]

meh...I'd take the chick in the avatar over vida

[ohlookitspaul]

vida has got the badunkadunk, as mike likes to call it. other than that, she's not all that, but the badunkadunk...DAMN.

[richter915]

I will give her that...but I'm not much into that anyway...scares me after a while really..

[CROMagnon]

badonkadonk is straight from spoonie luv...i love that show (crank yankers)

[richter915]

badonkadonk is straight from spoonie luv...i love that show (crank yankers)
nah man...badonkadonk has been around for a while...I first heard it in the sixth grade (I'm gonna graduate HS this sunday)

[CROMagnon]

oh i know...i just wanted to proclaim my love of puppet based humor

[richter915]

aha...true