Let's Get Dave laid/n00dz/cypered/textsexted (Official Thread)

[4N6 science]

So we all know Dave, with his witty remarks and other antics that we've all grown to love while we spend our time here in the PL forum.

But now we must act, Dave is 17 and like the title said is looking for the special someone. So I want to call out to all the ladies of the PL to send Dave n00dz, fly to london and have a merry old shag with him, cyper here with him or textsext from across the pond.

Who will answer the call?

[kwsqd]

aww poor dave.

[argg_xo]

i love the word cyper. long live that lying bitch lil_slut!

[4N6 science]

we're already off topic.. wtf

[argg_xo]

sorry!

[kwsqd]

yeah wtf

[4N6 science]

sorry!

geez chelsea...way to ruin it.. so can you provide any of these services to dave?

[popdisaster00]

I'm up to the challenge!

[kwsqd]

time to get this boy's dick wet

[4N6 science]

hahaha

[argg_xo]

geez chelsea...way to ruin it.. so can you provide any of these services to dave?

i guess i'll call dibs on textsext with dave.

[TK]

Dave is gayyyyyyyyyy

[4N6 science]

no dave hating in here come on..

[4N6 science]

i guess i'll call dibs on textsext with dave.

alright.. we got dave something

can we cyper later tonight then?

[argg_xo]

alright.. we got dave something

can we cyper later tonight then?

ohhhhhhh you know how i love to cyper with you jon!!

[TK]

I wasn't Dave hating.
I was only trying to help by merely stating my assumption that he in fact likes the cock, weiner, bulging man parts, the penis, or whatever you want to call it.So sending the ladies of PL forum would not get the job done.
I was only trying to help:-(

[4N6 science]

ohhhhhhh you know how i love to cyper with you jon!!

brb ok going on a walk.

[kwsqd]

wtf

[DaveZeroZero]

no dave hating in here come on..
I've already had two of those threads anyway :-D

I wasn't Dave hating.
I was only trying to help by merely stating my assumption that he in fact likes the cock, weiner, bulging man parts, the penis, or whatever you want to call it.So sending the ladies of PL forum would not get the job done.
I was only trying to help:-(
expect everything, assume nothing.
this is why you should never assume, because that's an idiotic assumption.

MOAR LADIES PLZ.

[TK]

I've already had two of those threads anyway :-D


expect everything, assume nothing.
this is why you should never assume, because that's an idiotic assumption.

MOAR LADIES PLZ.

Joking.

[argg_xo]

I wasn't Dave hating.
I was only trying to help by merely stating my assumption that he in fact likes the cock, weiner, bulging man parts, the penis, or whatever you want to call it.So sending the ladies of PL forum would not get the job done.
I was only trying to help:-(

so,are you offering your services?

[DaveZeroZero]

Joking.
haha, I know =]

but I wasn't joking about the MOAR LADIES part.

MOAR LADIES PLZ.

[4N6 science]

ohhhhhhh you know how i love to cyper with you jon!!

BACK Chelsea!!

I'm glad you want to cyper with me.

here's a progression i see

cyper w/ jon---> e-spoon w/ jon---> real spooning w/ jon ---> real forking w/ jon

to ambitious?

[4N6 science]

so,are you offering your services?


good one!!!

[4N6 science]

haha, I know =]

but I wasn't joking about the MOAR LADIES part.

MOAR LADIES PLZ.


we've got one so far..

wft is mary?

[argg_xo]

BACK Chelsea!!

I'm glad you want to cyper with me.

here's a progression i see

cyper w/ jon---> e-spoon w/ jon---> real spooning w/ jon ---> real forking w/ jon

to ambitious?

i thought we already e-spooned?

[DaveZeroZero]

so,are you offering your services?
Jon's offering mine. He's like my pimp and I like it.

[4N6 science]

i thought we already e-spooned?

we did...so now we're on step 3?

Jon's offering mine. He's like my pimp and I like it.


oh you wish dave...

[argg_xo]

Jon's offering mine. He's like my pimp and I like it.

i offered to textsext with you! sorry if i'm not good enough for you dave!! :-(

[argg_xo]

we did...so now we're on step 3?






we haven't cypered yet :shrug:

[4N6 science]

we haven't cypered yet :shrug:

ok we cyper tonight.. that eliminates step 1 --> then step 3 sometime in the future after you read my letter.

[DaveZeroZero]

oh you wish dave...
If you had a pimp stick, you could be in All Time Low's next video!

i offered to textsext with you! sorry if i'm not good enough for you dave!! :-(
you're perfectly good =]

but it'd cost me a bomb :-(

[4N6 science]

If you had a pimp stick, you could be in All Time Low's next video!


you're perfectly good =]

but it'd cost me a bomb :-(

AIM textsext?

[argg_xo]

If you had a pimp stick, you could be in All Time Low's next video!


you're perfectly good =]

but it'd cost me a bomb :-(

hahahahaha. get an international calling plan :shrug: kidding!

[4N6 science]

hahahahaha. get an international calling plan :shrug: kidding!

you are such a tease chelsea...;-)

[argg_xo]

ok we cyper tonight.. that eliminates step 1 --> then step 3 sometime in the future after you read my letter.

sounds like a deal.

[4N6 science]

sounds like a deal.


I'm holding you to that.. I have a fragile heart be careful

[disco.tetris]

Sent!

:flirt:

[argg_xo]

I'm holding you to that.. I have a fragile heart be careful



but i made you a badass glittery card- that means i

[LansingGaddis]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[argg_xo]

heart you! wtf, where did the rest of my post go?

[4N6 science]

Sent!

:flirt:

yes.. what did you send?

but i made you a badass glittery card- that means i

you what?!?!?!?!?

Best. Thread. Ever.

I try.

heart you! wtf, where did the rest of my post go?

oo there it is.. you heart me.. i think you will more very soon.

I don't know where your post went... that was really weird.

[DaveZeroZero]

AIM textsext?
UK kids don't do aim =[

Well, maybe mattface does.

Sent!

:flirt:
What'd you send?

Best. Thread. Ever.
That's because I'm here.

[4N6 science]

UK kids don't do aim =[

Well, maybe mattface does.


What'd you send?


That's because I'm here.


you don't have AIM??? damn UK kids... how do you instant message over there?

[disco.tetris]

What'd you send?


So we all know Dave, with his witty remarks and other antics that we've all grown to love while we spend our time here in the PL forum.

But now we must act, Dave is 17 and like the title said is looking for the special someone. So I want to call out to all the ladies of the PL to send Dave n00dz, fly to london and have a merry old shag with him, cyper here with him or textsext from across the pond.

Who will answer the call?

Foo. I take them back.

[argg_xo]

yes.. what did you send?



you what?!?!?!?!?



I try.



oo there it is.. you heart me.. i think you will more very soon.

I don't know where your post went... that was really weird.

i'll love you more after we cyper?

[4N6 science]

i'll love you more after we cyper?

ooo that's hawt.. I'm a good cyperer...

[DaveZeroZero]

you don't have AIM??? damn UK kids... how do you instant message over there?
we use msn.

Foo. I take them back.
I can has n00dz plz?

[argg_xo]

ooo that's hawt.. I'm a good cyperer...

did lil_slut teach you to cyper?

[DaveZeroZero]

did lil_slut teach you to cyper?
she and her snakebites did, yes.

[disco.tetris]

we use msn.


I can has n00dz plz?

So do we! :highfive:

Not anymore.

[4N6 science]

we use msn.


I can has n00dz plz?

oh msn... I've used that before.

did lil_slut teach you to cyper?

no.. I started it.. and I will teach you my ways.

she and her snakebites did, yes.

SNAKEBITES!!!!!!!!!
So do we! :highfive:

Not anymore.

why did you take them back?? not cool

[DaveZeroZero]

So do we! :highfive:

Not anymore.
so not cool =[

[disco.tetris]

why did you take them back?? not cool
Because I just can. And he didn't get that I sent them to him hahaha.

[disco.tetris]

so not cool =[

Aw, okay I send them back.

[argg_xo]

she and her snakebites did, yes.

i don't have snakebites to go on your dick, sorry dave.

[DaveZeroZero]

Aw, okay I send them back.
where to?

[disco.tetris]

where to?

To you. :rolleyes:

Forget it hahahaha.

[DaveZeroZero]

i don't have snakebites to go on your dick, sorry dave.
I can live without them :-)

[DaveZeroZero]

To you. :rolleyes:

Forget it hahahaha.
No you didn't, I checked!
wear r teh n00dz?

[disco.tetris]

No you didn't, I checked!
wear r teh n00dz?

You didn't get them? Oh no. Well somebody has them then.

[argg_xo]

oh msn... I've used that before.



no.. I started it.. and I will teach you my ways.



SNAKEBITES!!!!!!!!!


why did you take them back?? not cool

"imagine my snakebites on your dick"................................... AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!

[4N6 science]

Because I just can. And he didn't get that I sent them to him hahaha.

I got that you "sent" them to him..

Aw, okay I send them back.

you're confusing..

i don't have snakebites to go on your dick, sorry dave.

pls don't get snakebites.

where to?

your butt

To you. :rolleyes:

Forget it hahahaha.

so tricky.. just send it already.

I can live without them :-)

I'm sure you can..

[4N6 science]

"imagine my snakebites on your dick"................................... AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!


kinda.. but if they were your snakebites.. I'd be turned on

[disco.tetris]

I got that you "sent" them to him..



you're confusing..



so tricky.. just send it already.

Ha, cool.

:-)

I did.

[DaveZeroZero]

You didn't get them? Oh no. Well somebody has them then.
Well, I sure don't. PM plz.

your butt
lol wut

[argg_xo]

kinda.. but if they were your snakebites.. I'd be turned on

snakebites are ugly. don't worry, i have no desire to ever get anything like that.

[4N6 science]

snakebites are ugly. don't worry, i have no desire to ever get anything like that.

yeah pls don't get them...

[4N6 science]

Well, I sure don't. PM plz.


lol wut

she sent them to your butt..

[DaveZeroZero]

she sent them to your butt..
well they're no good to me there!

[argg_xo]

yeah pls don't get them...

don't worry. i won't.

[kwsqd]

well this thread has gone to shit

[disco.tetris]

Sent fer realz.

[Burning Star IV]

Poor Dave... I feel your pain.

[Angylion Gefell]

HELP DAVE

x

[wewascontenders]

This could have been funny.

[DaveZeroZero]

and still has the potential to be!

and the pics didn't work, Varsha =[

[4N6 science]

yeah I'm dissappointed with the outcome as well..

[LansingGaddis]

So confused...

[4N6 science]

hey dave how about I just send you some porn pics?

[checkered.stars]

This chick even has her number in her profile. You're welcome.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=210820

[DaveZeroZero]

stay that way.

[DaveZeroZero]

hey dave how about I just send you some porn pics?
just had my fix lawl.

[Burning Star IV]

Dave luvs p0rn.

[4N6 science]

This chick even has her number in her profile. You're welcome.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=210820

well done :clap:

[DaveZeroZero]

This chick even has her number in her profile. You're welcome.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=210820
she actually bought long-distance minutes because she wanted to call me. This was on her first day of being a member, mind. Liek wtf?
DO NOT WANT.
She freaks me out, isn't hot and is wayy young.

oh & ololololololol; she thinks she might be pregnant. olololololol

[4N6 science]

she actually bought long-distance minutes because she wanted to call me. This was on her first day of being a member, mind. Liek wtf?
DO NOT WANT.
She freaks me out, isn't hot and is wayy young.

oh & ololololololol; she thinks she might be pregnant. olololololol

she's perfect dave.. its this or nothing?

[DaveZeroZero]

Dave luvs p0rn.
Only if your mom's in it :-)

[DaveZeroZero]

she's perfect dave.. its this or nothing?
true - If I bang her now, she can't have my child!

[disco.tetris]

and still has the potential to be!

and the pics didn't work, Varsha =[

Oh it didn't?

http://bp3.blogger.com/_e3nEDa-UvhM/SHySLlWflkI/AAAAAAAAHuU/v8JQZ2jOzXs/s1600/showerpic.jpg

[4N6 science]

true - If I bang her now, she can't have my child!

exactly.. it's win win.. you get sex without a condom(which is the best) and you can't get her preggo.

[disco.tetris]

This chick even has her number in her profile. You're welcome.

http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=210820

The person in her sig has clown feet hahaha.

[checkered.stars]

well done :clap:
Thank you.
she actually bought long-distance minutes because she wanted to call me. This was on her first day of being a member, mind. Liek wtf?
DO NOT WANT.
She freaks me out, isn't hot and is wayy young.

oh & ololololololol; she thinks she might be pregnant. olololololol
Take advantage of it. You're still underage.
Oh it didn't?

http://bp3.blogger.com/_e3nEDa-UvhM/SHySLlWflkI/AAAAAAAAHuU/v8JQZ2jOzXs/s1600/showerpic.jpg
You fail, bitch.

[Burning Star IV]

true - If I bang her now, she can't have my child!
Whatever happened to that girl who said she'd have my children? She'd probably have yours too.

[DaveZeroZero]

Oh it didn't?http://bp3.blogger.com/_e3nEDa-UvhM/SHySLlWflkI/AAAAAAAAHuU/v8JQZ2jOzXs/s1600/showerpic.jpg
nope :-(

exactly.. it's win win.. you get sex without a condom(which is the best) and you can't get her preggo.
but she's clearly a dirty whore who has aids.

[checkered.stars]

The person in her sig has clown feet hahaha.
Hahahaha freak.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

WILL NEVER HAPPEN.



teehee.

[4N6 science]

nope :-(


but she's clearly a dirty whore who has aids.

she has a vagina..thats all you need to worry about..

WILL NEVER HAPPEN.



teehee.

come on help a fellow out..

[disco.tetris]

Thank you.

Take advantage of it. You're still underage.

You fail, bitch.
Slut wannabe.

Hahahaha freak.
Betch!

[4N6 science]

alright lets stop the little kid name calling..

[LansingGaddis]

she actually bought long-distance minutes because she wanted to call me. This was on her first day of being a member, mind. Liek wtf?
DO NOT WANT.
She freaks me out, isn't hot and is wayy young.

oh & ololololololol; she thinks she might be pregnant. olololololol

After a quick browse of the profile I have determined that she is indeed crazy. You should go for it.

[DaveZeroZero]

she has a vagina..thats all you need to worry about..
So does a dog. Which is fine because she's a dog.

After a quick browse of the profile I have determined that she is indeed crazy. You should go for it.
Well, she'd have to be crazy to want me haha.

[checkered.stars]

Slut wannabe.


Betch!
You're the one who lied to me! You should be glad that I'm still talking to you, you worthless HOAR.

[4N6 science]

So does a dog. Which is fine because she's a dog.


Well, she'd have to be crazy to want me haha.

she had sex with a dog?

[DaveZeroZero]

she had sex with a dog?
lol wut

[DaveZeroZero]

You're the one who lied to me! You should be glad that I'm still talking to you, you worthless HOAR.
MOAR HOAR PLZ.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

come on help a fellow out..
i have no camera and dave and i bicker like brother and sister.

[4N6 science]

i have no camera and dave and i bicker like brother and sister.


i see.. how hard is it to get a camera and do dave a favor.

[disco.tetris]

You're the one who lied to me! You should be glad that I'm still talking to you, you worthless HOAR.

Hey, one more word outta you, missy, and we won't even take you bowling.

[DaveZeroZero]

i have no camera and dave and i bicker like brother and sister.
I got the good looks :-)

[fulltiltxb00gie]

i see.. how hard is it to get a camera and do dave a favor.
very hard. i am a lazy ass. he'll have to make do with my whorish profile picture.

[4N6 science]

very hard. i am a lazy ass. he'll have to make do with my whorish profile picture.

woah.. that is a new one..


yeah that should do for dave.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

I got the good looks :-)
:lolatpost: sure.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

woah.. that is a new one..


yeah that should do for dave.
i was bored after snowboarding? :shrug:

[DaveZeroZero]

i was bored after snowboarding? :shrug:
nice picture, whore.

[checkered.stars]

Hey, one more word outta you, missy, and we won't even take you bowling.
Fuck you. I can wear heels and sneak into the strip club ALL BY MYSELF.

[4N6 science]

i was bored after snowboarding? :shrug:

so that's an old pic since it's summer time..

it looks very nice.. interesting choices of clothing articles.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

nice picture, whore.
you know it. ;-)
so that's an old pic since it's summer time..

it looks very nice.. interesting choices of clothing articles.
from back when i have long hair. about a month after the picture was taken i got sick of having long hair and got the majority of it chopped off and it is now about shoulder length and i'm getting it cut once again on friday.

those socks are soooooo comfy.

[HelpMeSleep]

I like the fact that this thread exists. :-)

[DaveZeroZero]

Fuck you. I can wear heels and sneak into the strip club ALL BY MYSELF.
you don't need to sneak in, they hire you anyway.

[4N6 science]

you know it. ;-)

from back when i have long hair. about a month after the picture was taken i got sick of having long hair and got the majority of it chopped off and it is now about shoulder length and i'm getting it cut once again on friday.

those socks are soooooo comfy.

i see. those socks do look comfy..

[DaveZeroZero]

I like the fact that this thread exists. :-)
would you like to engage in one of the above activities?

[4N6 science]

I like the fact that this thread exists. :-)

can you help my friend out.. n00dz would greatly improve his life.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

I like the fact that this thread exists. :-)
dave is pathetic.
i see. those socks do look comfy..
yep. =)

[DaveZeroZero]

dave is pathetic.
qft.

oh, damn.

[HelpMeSleep]

would you like to engage in one of the above activities?

can you help my friend out.. n00dz would greatly improve his life.

dave is pathetic.

yep. =)
Haha. I wasn't expecting to be quoted so many times.

Have you really never gotten n00dz or cypered or textsext before??

I dunno... I just told another guy on here I don't have any n00dz handy to send.

[checkered.stars]

you don't need to sneak in, they hire you anyway.
Wrong word-tense.

[4N6 science]

Haha. I wasn't expecting to be quoted so many times.

Have you really never gotten n00dz or cypered or textsext before??

I dunno... I just told another guy on here I don't have any n00dz handy to send.


really? can you like take some.. send them to me for approval and then I'll forward them to dave...

I've gotten all three..but it wouldn't hurt for some more.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

qft.

oh, damn.
and dumb!

[DaveZeroZero]

Haha. I wasn't expecting to be quoted so many times.

Have you really never gotten n00dz or cypered or textsext before??

I dunno... I just told another guy on here I don't have any n00dz handy to send.
Then MAKE some n00dz to send.

But no, I have never received any of the above

*sadface*

[DaveZeroZero]

and dumb!
now that's just a plain-faced lie!

isn't it naptime for you now?

[fulltiltxb00gie]

now that's just a plain-faced lie!

isn't it naptime for you now?
uhhuh. suuure..
fuck you. i only nap when i feel like crap. today i feel fine. you're stuck with me for a while longer.

[DaveZeroZero]

uhhuh. suuure..
fuck you. i only nap when i feel like crap. today i feel fine. you're stuck with me for a while longer.
are you sure you're fine? because you sure look like crap.

[HelpMeSleep]

Then MAKE some n00dz to send.

But no, I have never received any of the above

*sadface*
Aww that IS sad. I'm feeling for you right now, Dave. :bluesad:

really? can you like take some.. send them to me for approval and then I'll forward them to dave...

I've gotten all three..but it wouldn't hurt for some more.
I mean, I could but right now I need to go to work. And I don't know... N00dz on ap.net is kind of all bad... Plus, there is the other guy I'm starting to like right now... Tough decision.

[4N6 science]

Aww that IS sad. I'm feeling for you right now, Dave. :bluesad:


I mean, I could but right now I need to go to work. And I don't know... N00dz on ap.net is kind of all bad... Plus, there is the other guy I'm starting to like right now... Tough decision.

well there's always after work.. I'm not saying to post them on here.. Just send them to me for verification then I send them to dave. only 2 ppl see them.

it's not that tough.. but if i was a guy i wouldn't mind if n00dz were taken.

[DaveZeroZero]

Aww that IS sad. I'm feeling for you right now, Dave. :bluesad:


I mean, I could but right now I need to go to work. And I don't know... N00dz on ap.net is kind of all bad... Plus, there is the other guy I'm starting to like right now... Tough decision.
See my sig and find out what the PM function is for.

That's great: this way you can take n00dz, send them to me and then won't have to make new ones to send to him!

[fulltiltxb00gie]

are you sure you're fine? because you sure look like crap.
:-/ thanks. i'll go starve myself now.

[TheSkyline]

"imagine my snakebites on your dick"................................... AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!

When she posted that I lol'd for a good hour or two. haha

[HelpMeSleep]

well there's always after work.. I'm not saying to post them on here.. Just send them to me for verification then I send them to dave. only 2 ppl see them.

it's not that tough.. but if i was a guy i wouldn't mind if n00dz were taken.
.I feel like if you were to send n00dz to people on here, the odds of them getting passed around are very likely.

See my sig and find out what the PM function is for.

That's great: this way you can take n00dz, send them to me and then won't have to make new ones to send to him!
That's logical, but... not really my style.

[DaveZeroZero]

So, what's new everyone?

[DaveZeroZero]

That's logical, but... not really my style.
Yes! Nobody can question my logic =]

[TheSkyline]

So, what's new everyone?

I'm building a guitar!
Sorry about not getting many n00dz, I know that can kill a guys self esteem.

[DaveZeroZero]

I'm building a guitar!
Sorry about not getting many n00dz, I know that can kill a guys self esteem.
It's cool - I didn't have any self-esteem to begin with :-)

What're you using to build it? i.e. what body/neck/pickups etc.

[4N6 science]

.I feel like if you were to send n00dz to people on here, the odds of them getting passed around are very likely.


That's logical, but... not really my style.

you would think so... but that's not how I roll. Thanks anyways..

[HelpMeSleep]

you would think so... but that's not how I roll. Thanks anyways..
Sorry! Not saying you seem like that...

But anyway, off to work...

[DaveZeroZero]

Sorry! Not saying you seem like that...

But anyway, off to work...
I'd only distribute them in my pants! Bye.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

I'm building a guitar!
Sorry about not getting many n00dz, I know that can kill a guys self esteem.
hahahaha. for dave it makes absolutely no difference. he's a cocky ass no matter what.

[DaveZeroZero]

hahahaha. for dave it makes absolutely no difference. he's a cocky ass no matter what.
Well, my internet persona is. Unless it's a friday night. Then I get depressed and bitchy =]

[4N6 science]

Sorry! Not saying you seem like that...

But anyway, off to work...

its ok.. the never ending search for daves n00dz continues.

have fun at work..

[HelpMeSleep]

I'd only distribute them in my pants! Bye.
Hahhaha. Bye!

its ok.. the never ending search for daves n00dz continues.

have fun at work..
Sorry to disappoint. I will! Have a good rest of the work day...

[DaveZeroZero]

its ok.. the never ending search for daves n00dz continues.

have fun at work..
it does

wanna see pics of the girl i'm seeing tomorrow?

[4N6 science]

it does

wanna see pics of the girl i'm seeing tomorrow?

yeah they're not n00dz are they.. cause I'm at work.

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah they're not n00dz are they.. cause I'm at work.
haha, unfortunately not:

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v286/203/57/507609667/n507609667_495672_8985.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=495672&id=507609667)

[fulltiltxb00gie]

Well, my internet persona is. Unless it's a friday night. Then I get depressed and bitchy =]
yeah..you're like a girl sometimes.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

dave, wtf?

[DaveZeroZero]

yeah..you're like a girl sometimes.
mmhmm :-)

dave, wtf?
wut?

[fulltiltxb00gie]

mmhmm :-)


wut?
the girl...wtf?

[4N6 science]

haha, unfortunately not:

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v286/203/57/507609667/n507609667_495672_8985.jpg (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=495672&id=507609667)

she's cute.. well done dave

is this real?

[DaveZeroZero]

the girl...wtf?
I'm seeing her tomorrow ;-)

she's cute.. well done dave

is this real?
You bet it's real =D

[Burning Star IV]

I'm seeing her tomorrow ;-)

You bet it's real =D
It's quite obvious you're lying.

[TheSkyline]

It's cool - I didn't have any self-esteem to begin with :-)

What're you using to build it? i.e. what body/neck/pickups etc.

Ash body, maple neck, for the neck pickup I'm using a strat single-coil, and for the bridge I'm using an SG humbucker. The body is custom, it's going to be kind of like a half SG half Tele.
Heres a pic.
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p283/calvin333_2007/IMG_0306.jpg

The guitar isn't wearing any clothes, does it count as a n00d?

[DaveZeroZero]

It's quite obvious you're lying.
That's an odd thing to hear when I'm telling the truth.

[DaveZeroZero]

Ash body, maple neck, for the neck pickup I'm using a strat single-coil, and for the bridge I'm using an SG humbucker. The body is custom, it's going to be kind of like a half SG half Tele.
Heres a pic.
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p283/calvin333_2007/IMG_0306.jpg

The guitar isn't wearing any clothes, does it count as a n00d?
looks swt.

[Renee]

Oh, Dave.

[Burning Star IV]

That's an odd thing to hear when I'm telling the truth.
You know the drill, pics or it didn't happen.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

I'm seeing her tomorrow ;-)


You bet it's real =D
okay. but why does she looks odd in the picture.and are those rhinestones by her eyelashes..?
The guitar isn't wearing any clothes, does it count as a n00d?
yes.

[LansingGaddis]

I'm seeing her tomorrow ;-)


You bet it's real =D

If this is true you're going to put an end to this thread with her right?

[4N6 science]

I'm seeing her tomorrow ;-)


You bet it's real =D

dave wtf.. if you don't hit that I'm gonna fly over there and beat you myself.

[DaveZeroZero]

okay. but why does she looks odd in the picture.and are those rhinestones by her eyelashes..?
sparkly eyeshadow.

You know the drill, pics or it didn't happen.
of me & her? I'm sure I can find one somewhere...

http://photos-421.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v191/57/44/586855421/n586855421_2209837_4273.jpg

Ignore how bad I look. I had to gel my hair really badly for the show that we were celebrating having finished.

If this is true you're going to put an end to this thread with her right?
dave wtf.. if you don't hit that I'm gonna fly over there and beat you myself.
I'm sure as hell gonna try.

[Renee]

okay. but why does she looks odd in the picture.and are those rhinestones by her eyelashes..?

yes.
No, it's her eye shadow. No rhinestones.

[Renee]

sparkly eyeshadow.


of me & her? I'm sure I can find one somewhere...

http://photos-421.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v191/57/44/586855421/n586855421_2209837_4273.jpg

Ignore how bad I look. I had to gel my hair really badly for the show that we were celebrating having finished.



I'm sure as hell gonna try.
Everyone is pale.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

dave wtf.. if you don't hit that I'm gonna fly over there and beat you myself.
i've already challenged dave to a fight. i'm going to win.

[TheSkyline]

okay. but why does she looks odd in the picture.and are those rhinestones by her eyelashes..?

yes.

It does? sweet, I'm the first and only real contributer to this thread! haha

And she doesn't look odd, I think your just confused because she's so hot.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

No, it's her eye shadow. No rhinestones.
i've done glitter eyeshadow and it never looked like that in pics.. hm.

[Burning Star IV]

Everyone is pale.
No one in England has ever seen the sun.

[DaveZeroZero]

Everyone is pale.
it's called bad weather & flash.

i've already challenged dave to a fight. i'm going to win.
only cause I can't hit a girl.

[DaveZeroZero]

No one in England has ever seen the sun.
haha, we really are on the same wavelength, aren't we?

[4N6 science]

sparkly eyeshadow.


of me & her? I'm sure I can find one somewhere...

http://photos-421.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v191/57/44/586855421/n586855421_2209837_4273.jpg

Ignore how bad I look. I had to gel my hair really badly for the show that we were celebrating having finished.



I'm sure as hell gonna try.

you better..

Everyone is pale.

they're brits.. what did you expect?

i've already challenged dave to a fight. i'm going to win.

well I might have to join in if he doesn't get with this girl.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

It does? sweet, I'm the first and only real contributer to this thread! haha

And she doesn't look odd, I think your just confused because she's so hot.
congrats.
she's pretty but she's trying too hard to seduce the camera and it makes it look awkward. =/

[Renee]

No one in England has ever seen the sun.

it's called bad weather & flash.

I'm just used to seeing different shades of orange people. Everyone is the same tone there.

[Burning Star IV]

haha, we really are on the same wavelength, aren't we?
I know how you roll... like a barrel!

[fulltiltxb00gie]

only cause I can't hit a girl.
even if you did i'd still beat your scrawny ass.
well I might have to join in if he doesn't get with this girl.
okay.

[DaveZeroZero]

congrats.
she's pretty but she's trying too hard to seduce the camera and it makes it look awkward. =/
She can seduce ME any time.

I know how you roll... like a barrel!
PEPPY, DO A BARREL ROLL!

even if you did i'd still beat your scrawny ass.
because you're butch.

[TheSkyline]

This girl I know just called me, and the first thing she said was "I want to have your children".

Just thought I would say that.

[4N6 science]

can we get back to the topic at hand..

we need to find a new set of girls who will post n00dz.. I'm messaging that kissxbangxdead girl.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

She can seduce ME any time.

because you're butch.
yeah, yeah. good luck, buddy.

sure. because i'm not just as scrawny as you.

[DaveZeroZero]

This girl I know just called me, and the first thing she said was "I want to have your children".

Just thought I would say that.
Was she drunk?

[DaveZeroZero]

can we get back to the topic at hand..

we need to find a new set of girls who will post n00dz.. I'm messaging that kissxbangxdead girl.
If you tell her it's for me, then she's sure to do it.

Also, ask her when she's due - she's having a pregnancy scare ololololol

[Burning Star IV]

This girl I know just called me, and the first thing she said was "I want to have your children".

Just thought I would say that.
And you said ok, right?

[fulltiltxb00gie]

can we get back to the topic at hand..

we need to find a new set of girls who will post n00dz.. I'm messaging that kissxbangxdead girl.
do it.

[4N6 science]

If you tell her it's for me, then she's sure to do it.

Also, ask her when she's due - she's having a pregnancy scare ololololol


I will seriously message her.. I'll do it when I get home.

[argg_xo]

I will seriously message her.. I'll do it when I get home.

i'm back! did dave get legit n00dz yet? i'm too tired to go back and look.

[4N6 science]

i'm back! did dave get legit n00dz yet? i'm too tired to go back and look.

no. no legit n00dz yet.

though he is seeing some girl tomorrow in real life, who is very attractive..

[argg_xo]

no. no legit n00dz yet.

though he is seeing some girl tomorrow in real life, who is very attractive..

haha. i went back a few pages to see her pic. she looks like a nice girl...

[4N6 science]

haha. i went back a few pages to see her pic. she looks like a nice girl...

yeah very true..

so how are you lovely? how was the pool?

[argg_xo]

yeah very true..

so how are you lovely? how was the pool?

i'm hungry now. the pool was awesome! it was more of a waterpark, it had some huge waterslides.

[DaveZeroZero]

haha. i went back a few pages to see her pic. she looks like a nice girl...
:-)

i'm hungry now. the pool was awesome! it was more of a waterpark, it had some huge waterslides.
oh wow!

[4N6 science]

i'm hungry now. the pool was awesome! it was more of a waterpark, it had some huge waterslides.

oh thats sweet..

yeah I'm hungry too but I have till the rents make dinner..

go have some spaghettios!!

[argg_xo]

i ate some lucky charms, again.

[4N6 science]

i ate some lucky charms, again.

wow you like lucky charms... "they're magically delicious"

[Burning Star IV]

I could seriously go for some Lucky Charms right meow.

[DaveZeroZero]

i ate some lucky charms, again.
lucky :-)

[argg_xo]

i've been on a lucky charms kick for the past few days, they taste so damn good!

[DaveZeroZero]

wow you like lucky charms... "they're magically delicious"
and the delicious part of this balanced breakfast!

i've been on a lucky charms kick for the past few days, they taste so damn good!
I think that they're the secret to your looks.

[4N6 science]

oh dave.. save some of those smooth lines for your lady friend tomorrow..

[argg_xo]

i hope your lady friend likes lucky charms as much as i do, so you can use these lines with her and then she can swoon over you.

[Burning Star IV]

No woman can resist Lucky Charms.

[DaveZeroZero]

oh dave.. save some of those smooth lines for your lady friend tomorrow..
haha, i'll keep that in mind :-)

[4N6 science]

lol

are you leaving soon chelsea? cause I'm gonna leave work in like 5 mins.

[argg_xo]

lol

are you leaving soon chelsea? cause I'm gonna leave work in like 5 mins.

i'm leaving in about 25 minutes. and i'm looking for the dick glasses picture for you! lol.

[argg_xo]

No woman can resist Lucky Charms.

i certainly can't :shrug:

[4N6 science]

i'm leaving in about 25 minutes. and i'm looking for the dick glasses picture for you! lol.

hahah thanks.. yeah i need to get home I'm sick of work.

[TheSkyline]

Was she drunk?
Nope, just stupid.

And you said ok, right?

Of course, but I warned her I already had 30 kids, more may not be a good idea.

[DaveZeroZero]

i hope your lady friend likes lucky charms as much as i do, so you can use these lines with her and then she can swoon over you.
They cost like $15 a box over here because they're imported :-(

[4N6 science]

They cost like $15 a box over here because they're imported :-(

holy shit $15 for cereal..

don't they have like a british knock off brand?

[Burning Star IV]

They cost like $15 a box over here because they're imported :-(
I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems, but purchasing a $15 box of Lucky Charms is not one of them.

[TK]

I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems, but purchasing a $15 box of Lucky Charms is not one of them.

But it should be, it should be.

[4N6 science]

i certainly can't :shrug:

bye chelsea i will be awaiting your return tonight.!!!

ttyl

[argg_xo]

They cost like $15 a box over here because they're imported :-(

wow. that's insane. i got mine for $2.50!

[argg_xo]

bye chelsea i will be awaiting your return tonight.!!!

ttyl

byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye. go on a bike ride!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

good girls gotta get down with thaaa gangstahs

[4N6 science]

good girls gotta get down with thaaa gangstahs

wft nikki.. that has nothing to do with this thread..

[DaveZeroZero]

holy shit $15 for cereal..

don't they have like a british knock off brand?
nope, no cereals featuring marshmallows =[

wft nikki.. that has nothing to do with this thread..
it's never stopped anyone before haha

[Fallinto_rhythm]

wft nikki.. that has nothing to do with this thread..

whoa whoa whoaaa

[4N6 science]

nope, no cereals featuring marshmallows =[


it's never stopped anyone before haha

I see that sucks for you.

whoa whoa whoaaa

whoa whoa whoaaa what?



I'm so close to 5K!!!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

nope, no cereals featuring marshmallows =[


it's never stopped anyone before haha


:-)

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I see that sucks for you.



whoa whoa whoaaa what?



I'm so close to 5K!!!

there is noooo need to be getting nasty with me

[4N6 science]

there is noooo need to be getting nasty with me

that wasn't even close to being nasty..

how was your day?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

that wasn't even close to being nasty..

how was your day?

it fucking sucked. How was yours?

[4N6 science]

it fucking sucked. How was yours?

I'm sorry it sucked so hard.

my was alright, I actually had work to do but found time to post a lot on AP.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I'm sorry it sucked so hard.

my was alright, I actually had work to do but found time to post a lot on AP.

sounds like a fair deal

[DaveZeroZero]

there is noooo need to be getting nasty with me
I'll be nasty with you

IN BED!!oneoneone

[4N6 science]

dave congratulate me...

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I'll be nasty with you

IN BED!!oneoneone

Oh yeah?

[DaveZeroZero]

dave congratulate me...
I did it in the spoiler thread, where you actually got your 5000th post!

[lovely864md]

Dear God,

Why does this thread exist?

Love, Mary

[DaveZeroZero]

Dear God,

Why does this thread exist?

Love, Mary
So that I can follow you in getting laid, silly =]

[lovely864md]

So that I can follow you in getting laid, silly =]

No girl should ever be put through that trauma, ever.

[4N6 science]

this is a pretty good thread

I'm gonna message kissxbangxdead to send dave n00dz

[DaveZeroZero]

No girl should ever be put through that trauma, ever.
Do you seriously think that it would be that bad? :bluesad:

[DaveZeroZero]

this is a pretty good thread

I'm gonna message kissxbangxdead to send dave n00dz
o swt.

[swt_catastrophe]

hah. what! this thread is ridiculous. lol

[4N6 science]

not really can you help the cause I asked you this already in the other thread.

[swt_catastrophe]

No girl should ever be put through that trauma, ever.

Do you seriously think that it would bethat bad? :bluesad:
ohhhhhhhhhh.
this is just sad.

[swt_catastrophe]

not really can you help the cause I asked you this already in the other thread.
are you his wingman or something?
and what happened to that kid, anyways?

[4N6 science]

are you his wingman or something?
and what happened to that kid, anyways?


yeah pretty much, he's 17 and hasn't gotten laid yet...


he asleep now..

[lovely864md]

He died

[4N6 science]

he's not dead.

he's not a fake account we can do that with.

[Burning Star IV]

Dead.

[lovely864md]

Dead as the hair on my head