My fucking neighbor...

[Kyo]

and his wife (i presume) chain smoke...and then leave their fucking door open, either with the chain attached, or not at all...to let it air out. I can't fucking take it. I've taken chairs to hold to main doors open, but they remove them all the time, and even take them out and then downstairs. I refuse to talk to them. I hear they are violent and rude. I know the guy is shitty at playing the guitar, and works at walmart. he's about 50.

when i call the landlord, all i get is voicemail. I know he wouldn't give a shit anyways.

What i need is some good revenge/get back at/resolution tactics. Murder doesn't count.

who's good at prank ideas?

[Mitch]

I have the best one. It's cruel, but harmless--it'll definitely work, however. Hold on a sec.

[spansen]

do you live in an apartment or duplex?

[swt_catastrophe]

oooh, that sucks.
beats shitty roomies though, i gotta say.

[spansen]

oooh, that sucks.
beats shitty roomies though, i gotta say.
i had an alright roommate as a freshman in the dorms, and he moved out after a semester.. so i had a room to myself. :-).. and as a sophomore i had a terrible roommate.

[Mitch]

Get the Streaming Tip.

http://www.liquidass.com/store/product.php?productid=5&cat=1&page=1

This stuff is god-awful, and a small amount smells up an entire hallway. I did it once or twice this year at school and each time all the R.A's in our building gathered on my floor looking for poop. "We think someone shit in the hallway but we can't find it," my R.A. was heard saying. After doing it twice though, I refused to do it again because it's that awful. The liquid is clear and dries up quickly, but the smell lasts about 45-60 minutes. It's really easy to spray while walking, assuming you get the streaming tip.

ALSO, wear gloves while handling--it smells through the bottle (although the bottle smells different--less harsh--then what comes out). I actually had to keep my bottle wrapped in foil, and you could still faintly smell it.

[Kyo]

do you live in an apartment or duplex?

apartment complex. it's older, and kind of "shady" -- but my place is nice, and it's right across the street from my college.

[spansen]

apartment complex. it's older, and kind of "shady" -- but my place is nice, and it's right across the street from my college.
well, you're almost out of luck, given the location since it's so convenient.

[Kyo]

well, you're almost out of luck, given the location since it's so convenient.

yeah, i'd move...but then i'd probably have to drive to school and shit. I like being able to roll out of bed 10 mins before class and walk there like a zombie. I used to drive an hour each way.

but like, the tenants never did this when the building was occupied by students during the year. it's pretty much empty now, until school starts again.

[Kyo]

Get the Streaming Tip.

http://www.liquidass.com/store/product.php?productid=5&cat=1&page=1

This stuff is god-awful, and a small amount smells up an entire hallway. I did it once or twice this year at school and each time all the R.A's in our building gathered on my floor looking for poop. "We think someone shit in the hallway but we can't find it," my R.A. was heard saying. After doing it twice though, I refused to do it again because it's that awful. The liquid is clear and dries up quickly, but the smell lasts about 45-60 minutes. It's really easy to spray while walking, assuming you get the streaming tip.

ALSO, wear gloves while handling--it smells through the bottle (although the bottle smells different--less harsh--then what comes out). I actually had to keep my bottle wrapped in foil, and you could still faintly smell it.

as borat would say: Niiiiiiice.

[spansen]

yeah, i'd move...but then i'd probably have to drive to school and shit. I like being able to roll out of bed 10 mins before class and walk there like a zombie. I used to drive an hour each way.

but like, the tenants never did this when the building was occupied by students during the year. it's pretty much empty now, until school starts again.
deal with it, or keep bothering the landlord and see if anything happens.. sorry about your luck.

[swt_catastrophe]

Get the Streaming Tip.

http://www.liquidass.com/store/product.php?productid=5&cat=1&page=1

This stuff is god-awful, and a small amount smells up an entire hallway. I did it once or twice this year at school and each time all the R.A's in our building gathered on my floor looking for poop. "We think someone shit in the hallway but we can't find it," my R.A. was heard saying. After doing it twice though, I refused to do it again because it's that awful. The liquid is clear and dries up quickly, but the smell lasts about 45-60 minutes. It's really easy to spray while walking, assuming you get the streaming tip.

ALSO, wear gloves while handling--it smells through the bottle (although the bottle smells different--less harsh--then what comes out). I actually had to keep my bottle wrapped in foil, and you could still faintly smell it.
who comes up with this stuff?
and this would have been good to know about freshman year..
stupid ho of a roommate

[TK]

Do their doors open inward or outward?

[Kyo]

Do their doors open inward or outward?


inward.

[TK]

inward.

Get rope and tie all the doors to something so they can't get out. It's really simple to do, and if you do it right and enough times, they will have a very hard time getting out.

[swt_catastrophe]

Get rope and tie all the doors to something so they can't get out. It's really simple to do, and if you do it right and enough times, they will have a very hard time getting out.
haha. nice.
this i'd love to see.

[radiogirl]

I don't know if this will work in your case but I find this hilarious. Maybe outside their front door? Depends on the surface though.

LyhZBFLWtU4


You can sprinkle tuna juice too. That becomes unpleasant quick.

Or you could put some sugar water around the door and hopefully they will be infested with ants.

I never knew I was this evil.

[failingwithease]

I don't know if this will work in your case but I find this hilarious. Maybe outside their front door? Depends on the surface though.
LyhZBFLWtU4


Oh man, hahaha. I wouldn't do that to the neighbors, though. They could injure themselves and sue. Gotta love America.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

See of they're down for smokin dub

[sjb2k1]

avoid the ants because those fuckers will inevitably find their way into your apartment, and that defeats the purpose. i'd go with the shit smell.

[TeachBirds2Fly]

and his wife (i presume) chain smoke...and then leave their fucking door open, either with the chain attached, or not at all...to let it air out. I can't fucking take it. I've taken chairs to hold to main doors open, but they remove them all the time, and even take them out and then downstairs. I refuse to talk to them. I hear they are violent and rude. I know the guy is shitty at playing the guitar, and works at walmart. he's about 50.

when i call the landlord, all i get is voicemail. I know he wouldn't give a shit anyways.

What i need is some good revenge/get back at/resolution tactics. Murder doesn't count.

who's good at prank ideas?


what u need to do is get onto homeland security and say there is a bunch of drug-dealing, gun-slinging, flag-burning, baby-killing, terrorist pedophiles living next door, that'lll prob do it. Also tell Fox news and submitt pictures.

[SLoT]

Murder does count soooo.... murder them.

[chel-c]

man, my neighbour bitches to my friend on my bus almost every day about how she cuts herself and he has no idea what to say. it's kinda really sad.