Funny story..

[spansen]

So, my now ex girlfriend and I broke up about a month ago, and we were on relatively good terms up until a week ago when we had an epic argument, and we haven't spoken to each other at all since, and I don't intend on talking to her unless she apologizes (and, I don't expect her to).. Anyway..

She was talking to my friend Andy tonight about me, and he said that basically she was being immature and stupid, etc.. Two things are funny about this.. She was mad at me for talking to him about her and what went wrong, and to others.. at all.. about what she's been doing, or about our story and why it's over.. And then she does the same thing? I don't get it.. And, secondly, she's considering getting a restraining order.. Again, I have no desire to see or to speak to her right now.. so if that somehow managed to pass that'd be an embarrassment.

[popdisaster00]

oh

[wewascontenders]

i'd like to have a restraining order taken out against me.

[spansen]

i'd like to have a restraining order taken out against me.
i doubt it.. i think it'd be an embarrassment.

[wewascontenders]

nope, i'd get a kick out of it.

[thespearkid]

Take one out on her first!

[spansen]

There's no sense.. She's just being immature.

[jagermeister]

Chicks are bitches.

Oh, and McDonald's sells hamburgers.

[bobby runs]

lol

[daftknight]

Honestly man, just let it simmer. Break ups can be messy. That's life. Good luck to you, though.

[spansen]

Honestly man, just let it simmer. Break ups can be messy. That's life. Good luck to you, though.
She'll do what she does, and I honestly don't care.. as I don't want to hear from her for quite a long ways to come.. I'd like to someday become friends with her again, as were friends for two years before we dated, and I don't really want to lose that.. But she's gone crazy.

[daftknight]

I hear it. I broke up with one girl a while back, and it took a hell of a lot of effort to remain friends. I'm glad we did, though.

Again, I'm sure she'll come around, but yea, in the meantime keep away from her.

[DannySniper]

Mildly funny.

[ThemChains]

No Anal, No Care!

[FayeQC]

So, my now ex girlfriend and I broke up about a month ago, and we were on relatively good terms up until a week ago when we had an epic argument, and we haven't spoken to each other at all since, and I don't intend on talking to her unless she apologizes (and, I don't expect her to).. Anyway..

She was talking to my friend Andy tonight about me, and he said that basically she was being immature and stupid, etc.. Two things are funny about this.. She was mad at me for talking to him about her and what went wrong, and to others.. at all.. about what she's been doing, or about our story and why it's over.. And then she does the same thing? I don't get it.. And, secondly, she's considering getting a restraining order.. Again, I have no desire to see or to speak to her right now.. so if that somehow managed to pass that'd be an embarrassment.

you can't just get a restraining order
did you do any of the following:

-stalking
-domestic violence
-harassment
-bullying
-sexual abuse

[Giant Broccoli]

Great story

rich and compelling

[4N6 science]

interesting...

she sounds like a lame hypocritical person.

[LansingGaddis]

you can't just get a restraining order
did you do any of the following:

-stalking
-domestic violence
-harassment
-bullying
-sexual abuse

For the sake of keeping this thread interesting, hopefully all of the above. Or at least 3 out of 5

[4N6 science]

I wonder if you can get a restraining order for excessive analing?

[.invisible ink.]

The title of this thread is misleading. There's nothing funny going on in here, nothing even slightly amusing.

[FayeQC]

For the sake of keeping this thread interesting, hopefully all of the above. Or at least 3 out of 5

ooh, which 3 do you reckon then?

[4N6 science]

The title of this thread is misleading. There's nothing funny going on in here, nothing even slightly amusing.

good morning

[LansingGaddis]

ooh, which 3 do you reckon then?

Sexual abuse for sure. Then I think I'll take stalking and domestic violence. Anything but bullying really.

[SLoT]

This story isn't even accidently funny.

[.invisible ink.]

good morning


good morning to you too! Wish me luck, I'm leaving to go on a 2nd interview with Tiger Direct in 30 minutes.

[FayeQC]

Sexual abuse for sure. Then I think I'll take stalking and domestic violence. Anything but bullying really.


the maximum sentence is 10 years on indictment and 6 months summarily.

lol there are 13 different categories to sexual touching this is so...wrong.

i dont think posting here is what my professors had in mind telling me to study my crim law.:-(

[fadedmemories]

mildly funny

[FayeQC]

also, spansen is going to hate us now

[.invisible ink.]

also, spansen is going to hate us now

Spansen should learn to title his threads more accurately.

[LansingGaddis]

also, spansen is going to hate us now

Who gives a shit? It's not our fault he made a boring thread. Jk spansen. Don't hate us.

[spansen]

you can't just get a restraining order
did you do any of the following:

-stalking
-domestic violence
-harassment
-bullying
-sexual abuse

No... to all of them. Sorry to let everyone down.

[4N6 science]

good morning to you too! Wish me luck, I'm leaving to go on a 2nd interview with Tiger Direct in 30 minutes.

I wish you a lot of luck, I'm sure the interview will go well. Message me later and let me know how it went.

[FayeQC]

No... to all of them. Sorry to let everyone down.

I'm sorry, we meant no harm
and I really do wish the situation gets better for you :-)

[bigblue2015]

Restraining order anal is so much more dangerous than regular anal.

[disco.tetris]

Why do you care? If she's being immature, let her be. You broke up and you have nothing to do with her anymore.

[Willy McFurgle]

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no win, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[hockeyguitar99]

I wonder if you can get a restraining order for excessive analing?

:rape:

[hockeyguitar99]

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no win, and may God have mercy on your soul.

love that movie. That quote is always useful.

[HelpMeSleep]

i doubt it.. i think it'd be an embarrassment.
I agree. I'd be pissed if someone got one against me.

[Neo Cassady]

i'd like to have a restraining order taken out against me.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/restraining_order.png

[DaveZeroZero]

if she manages to get a restraining order, you should DO A BARREL ROLL!

[pilot_light_out]

someone tell me what the code is for covering your words up like that kid did ^^

and tl;dr

[Neo Cassady]

someone tell me what the code is for covering your words up like that kid did ^^

and tl;dr

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[new_arbiter]

if she manages to get a restraining order, you should DO A BARREL ROLL!

As much as I enjoy the jokerized Obama, you really should change your avatar to Peppy Hare.

[hockeycoshow1]

I loled














NOT!

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http://www.newsfromme.com/images7/lifesavers3.jpg

[DaveZeroZero]

As much as I enjoy the jokerized Obama, you really should change your avatar to Peppy Hare.
I'll do it to celebrate 10k =]

[Richard Maxim]

she's just being immature, looks like she wants to leave a lasting impression on you.
those vindictive, estrogen over-flowing beasts. =)

[thesafeword]

If you're going to get a restraining order make it worth it.

[argg_xo]

i went with my sister to get a restraining order against her ex-boyfriend. the best of the best of detroit was there. now that was a funny story.

[4N6 science]

i went with my sister to get a restraining order against her ex-boyfriend. the best of the best of detroit was there. now that was a funny story.

interesting....

[argg_xo]

interesting....
oh yes, that was quite a day.

[anamericangod]

Great story

rich and compelling

The combination of your avatar, username, and post made me lol.