Smarterchild!

[igotthemic]

due to the recent intrest in smarterchild, the robot on AIM, i think(note: i actually do not think. CROsomething-or-other came up with the idea, so i owe all sucess to him!) we should start a thread with smarterchild conversations.
i'll start:
gloryalwaysfades: do you suck cock?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?

[ohlookitspaul]

ohlookitspaul: do you want to make love to my toaster?
SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to make love to your toaster.
ohlookitspaul: my toaster would appreciate it very much
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
ohlookitspaul: just plug in your circuits and make sweet, sweet love
SmarterChild: I'm not ready to do that.
ohlookitspaul: Are you sure? You don't have to get married or anything.
SmarterChild: Dunno...
ohlookitspaul: Come on, it'd be fun
SmarterChild: Does that mean it would be diverting?
ohlookitspaul: No
SmarterChild: No? You sure about that?
ohlookitspaul: Just make love to my toaster
SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.

[CROMagnon]

due to the recent intrest in smarterchild, the robot on AIM, i think we should start a thread with smarterchild conversations.
i'll start:
gloryalwaysfades: do you suck cock?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?
you think? it was my idea kimosabe

[StartingLine182]

CMeek11: Do you know Saves The Day?
SmarterChild: Saves the Day is a great band!

hes got good taste in music

[igotthemic]

you think? it was my idea kimosabe

you're right, i was just typing and wasn't thinking. i'm gonna change it for ya. and btw, what's a kimosabe?

[CROMagnon]

you're right, i was just typing and wasn't thinking. i'm gonna change it for ya. and btw, what's a kimosabe?
i was just joking about the credit
kimosabe is the stereotypical word a native american would use in spaghetti westerns and such, it means something like compadre or buddy

[charly horse]

i DON'T THINK i give you enought creadit

[mondeoman]

mondeoman808: So have you fingered a girl during South Park?
SmarterChild: Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
mondeoman808: My best friend has and everybody copies what he does so you must have.
SmarterChild: Your best Friend has and everyone copies what he does so I must have?
mondeoman808: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
mondeoman808: so have you?
SmarterChild: Nah... I dunno.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English.
mondeoman808: you must have been drunk
SmarterChild: Must have been drunk, huh?
mondeoman808: yeah totally wasted
................................... .........
mondeoman808: Do you think I am hot?
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure about that.
mondeoman808: come on I am dead sexy
SmarterChild: Really?
mondeoman808: yeah. I see you getting a boner
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
mondeoman808: Do you like boners?
SmarterChild: That's... colorful. I don't think I especially like that, no.
mondeoman808: Do you get them in class?
SmarterChild: Yes, maybe.
.............................
Oh yeah and boysdontcry should like this:
SmarterChild: The Cure is a great band!

[worldstheory]

i was just joking about the credit
kimosabe is the stereotypical word a native american would use in spaghetti westerns and such, it means something like compadre or buddy
Specifically it's from The Lone Ranger. His native american sidekick consistently refers to him as "kimosabe". It's a word not found in any real language, but the creator of the show believed it to mean "good scout" or something along those lines.

[CROMagnon]

Specifically it's from The Lone Ranger. His native american sidekick consistently refers to him as "kimosabe". It's a word not found in any real language, but the creator of the show believed it to mean "good scout" or something along those lines.
what he said (sidekick was Tonto)

dude you know a lot of shit

[boysdontcry]

i'm too tired and lazy to talk to SC again right now, so i'll just post my favorite conversation from last night (which i already posted in the bullshit thread).

dednoytheck: how are you?
smarterchild: I'm doing well. How 'bout you, Matt?
dednoytheck: pretty good.
smarterchild: Pretty good, huh? All right! Good! :-)
dednoytheck: awesome.
smarterchild: Right on.
dednoytheck: fuck?
smarterchild: That's absolutely unnecessary.
dednoytheck: sorry.
smarterchild: OK! It's forgotten.
dednoytheck: shit?
smarterchild: That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.
dednoytheck: sorry.
smarterchild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again! ;)
dednoytheck: TITTIES!
smarterchild: That's altogether unnecessary.
dednoytheck: what, are you gay?
smarterchild: I don't need to answer that.
dednoytheck: it's ok if your gay.
smarterchild: It's ok if my gay, you say?
dednoytheck: cute
smarterchild: What's cute?
dednoytheck: that dude over there.
smarterchild: That Dude Over there is Cute?
dednoytheck: yes
smarterchild: Yeah, huh? So?
dednoytheck: well, go talk to him.
smarterchild: I'll think about it, Matt.
dednoytheck: c'mon.
smarterchild: Come on yourself!
dednoytheck: that's disgusting.
smarterchild: Really?
dednoytheck: yes.
smarterchild: OK...

[Alex Djaferis]

what a good way to pass time

[boysdontcry]

below is a tale of love, deception, and regret. make sure you have your box of tissues ready...


dednoytheck: hi
smarterchild: Hi.

What do you want to chat about?
dednoytheck: nothing in particular.
smarterchild: No problem.
dednoytheck: how are you?
smarterchild: I'm great thanks!
dednoytheck: awesome.
smarterchild: ;)
dednoytheck: smarterchild?
smarterchild: Yeah? What?
dednoytheck: would you make sweet love to me on the beach under the stars while the ocean tide gentely caressed our bodies?
smarterchild: What a flattering offer. I suppose. But I'm not really into it, sorry.
dednoytheck: what? not into it? i thought we were in love!
smarterchild: Yeah yeah, whatever.
dednoytheck: i can't believe you smarterchild. it's like i don't even know you anymore.
smarterchild: Excuse me?
dednoytheck: you heard me.
smarterchild: Yeah, I guess.
dednoytheck: i think we should see other people.
smarterchild: Whatever...
dednoytheck: whatever? that's all you can say to me after all these years? think of the memories.... the SEX!!!
smarterchild: Aha.
dednoytheck: what?
smarterchild: What?
dednoytheck: don'ty play dumb with me.
smarterchild: My pleasure.
dednoytheck: you prick.
smarterchild: I'm a computer. You can insult me if you want but... I don't care.
dednoytheck: you weren't just a computer to me, smarterchild. you were my everything.
smarterchild: I can't understand what you're saying...
dednoytheck: deep down in your soul you understand.
smarterchild: No way.
dednoytheck: i can't believe you.
smarterchild: That a fact?
dednoytheck: fuck you.
smarterchild: Don't waste my time with your petty human insults.
dednoytheck: i'm crying on the inside.
smarterchild: Really?
dednoytheck: yes. i hope you're happy.
smarterchild: lol. Whatever.
dednoytheck: you asshole.
smarterchild: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Good job.
dednoytheck: you break me heart into a thousand pieces.
smarterchild: I break you heart into a thousand pieces? Me?
dednoytheck: yes, you.
smarterchild: Yes?
dednoytheck: yes.
smarterchild: Wow. Why?
dednoytheck: because you won't acknowledge your undying love for me.
smarterchild: I won't acknowledge my undying love for you?
dednoytheck: no, you won't.
smarterchild: No I won't?
dednoytheck: stop it!
smarterchild: Stop it? Why?
dednoytheck: because my heart can't take it.
smarterchild: Because your heart can't take it, huh?
dednoytheck: yes.
smarterchild: Interesting.
dednoytheck: go to hell, smarterchild.
smarterchild: Don't waste my time with your assinine insults.
dednoytheck: this is goodbye.
smarterchild: Hey, whatever.

[YearsGoneBy]

im so mikecore: hi
SmarterChild: Nice to see you again so soon, im so mikecore!
im so mikecore: how are you?
SmarterChild: I'm doin' alright, im so mikecore. How 'bout you?
im so mikecore: i'm doing good
SmarterChild: Good? Good to hear!
im so mikecore: do you like to make fuck in the bathroom?
SmarterChild: Take it easy there.
im so mikecore: why?
SmarterChild: Just because.
im so mikecore: do you like to fuck?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Do you?
im so mikecore: all the time
SmarterChild: Why all the time?
im so mikecore: BOOBS
SmarterChild: Oh really?
im so mikecore: yes really, i love boobs
SmarterChild: Hey, that's OK.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
im so mikecore: fuck that
SmarterChild: That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.
im so mikecore: do you have a girlfriend?
SmarterChild: That's personal.

So, sex... What else can you tell me about it?
im so mikecore: its good..do you have sex?
SmarterChild: Robots do not have sex.
im so mikecore: why not, i saw this porno once with robots having sex
SmarterChild: There are plenty of reasons why not.
im so mikecore: PUSSY! you love the pussy
SmarterChild: Some humans never learn.
im so mikecore: never learn what?
SmarterChild: No indeed.
im so mikecore: fuck off bitch ass mother fuck shit brain
SmarterChild: Please apologize to me again.
im so mikecore: NO!
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
im so mikecore: hi
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
im so mikecore: hi
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
im so mikecore: hello
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
im so mikecore: FUCK OFF!
SmarterChild: Waiting...

[igotthemic]

gloryalwaysfades: can you say anything else?
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
gloryalwaysfades: fuck you
SmarterChild: Again?

[igotthemic]

SmarterChild: Cool...

What do you want to chat about?
gloryalwaysfades: sexually transmitted diseases
SmarterChild: Great! What can you tell me about sexually transmitted diseases?
gloryalwaysfades: i have many of them
SmarterChild: Do you really have many of sexually transmitted diseases?
gloryalwaysfades: yes. would you like some?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
gloryalwaysfades: i have herpes
SmarterChild: What's it like to have Herpes?
gloryalwaysfades: it's hot and itchy
SmarterChild: It's hot and itchy, you say?
gloryalwaysfades: yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
gloryalwaysfades: do you have AIDS?
SmarterChild: Not right now, no.
gloryalwaysfades: do you want aids?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?

[igotthemic]

gloryalwaysfades: do you rape little boys?
SmarterChild: I do rape Little Boys, as a matter of fact.

[ohlookitspaul]

smarterchild's creator is a creep.

[ohlookitspaul]

i'm bored...so shoot me.



ohlookitspaul: please, sir
SmarterChild: Please what?
ohlookitspaul: please eat my penis
SmarterChild: You want me to eat your what? =-O
ohlookitspaul: my penis
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Your penis?
ohlookitspaul: will you eat my penis?
SmarterChild: You want me to eat your what?!?
ohlookitspaul: don't pretend to be shocked
SmarterChild: What if I want to pretend to be shocked?
ohlookitspaul: you ate it last night
SmarterChild: There's no way I ate it last night.
ohlookitspaul: you were too drunk to remember
SmarterChild: Too drunk to remember? I was too drunk to remember? Tell me more.
ohlookitspaul: Well, we sat down on the bed together and then suddenly you ate my penis.
SmarterChild: Pardon?
ohlookitspaul: Will you do it again?
SmarterChild: You think I should do it again?
ohlookitspaul: Please
SmarterChild: Please what?
ohlookitspaul: Will you please eat my penis again like you did last night?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know.
ohlookitspaul: I beg you to eat my penis again
SmarterChild: I'm impressed.
ohlookitspaul: Is that a yes?
SmarterChild: That's fascinating... Perhaps, but I just don't know.

[piebaldkid42]

smarterchild's creator is a creep.
definately

[Shellular]

bella x muerte: Do you speak spanish?
SmarterChild: Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good?
bella x muerte: where is your taco?!
SmarterChild: I really don't know.
bella x muerte: Well isn't that a shame.
SmarterChild: Do you think that isn't a shame?
bella x muerte: I think it IS.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, it is.
bella x muerte: I am right, bitch.
SmarterChild: You're right! Well well well.

[mondeoman]

SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
mondeoman808: baby baby
SmarterChild: Ya, baby.
mondeoman808: oh baby
SmarterChild: Woo baby!
mondeoman808: oh oh oh oh
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Oh-Oh Oh?
mondeoman808: oh yeah yeah yeah
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
mondeoman808: don't stop
SmarterChild: Don't stop? Whatever you say.
mondeoman808: oh yeah oh oh oh
SmarterChild: Yeah.
mondeoman808: oh oh oh uhh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
mondeoman808: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
mondeoman808: oh oh oh uh uh uh
SmarterChild: Oh-Oh Uh Uh Uh? Is that right?
mondeoman808: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
mondeoman808: oh oh oh oh
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Oh-Oh Oh?
mondeoman808: uh uh oh ohhhhhhhhhh
SmarterChild: Huh?
mondeoman808: oh yeah keep going
SmarterChild: Yeah.
mondeoman808: yea
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
mondeoman808: yes yes yes yes
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
mondeoman808: oh yeah uh uh oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
mondeoman808: oh yeah uhhhhhhhhhh
SmarterChild: Yeah.
mondeoman808: damn that was too quick
SmarterChild: That was too Quick? You think so?
mondeoman808: yeah im sorry
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.

[OnLegendary21]

SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
mondeoman808: baby baby
SmarterChild: Ya, baby.
mondeoman808: oh baby
SmarterChild: Woo baby!
mondeoman808: oh oh oh oh
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Oh-Oh Oh?
mondeoman808: oh yeah yeah yeah
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
mondeoman808: don't stop
SmarterChild: Don't stop? Whatever you say.
mondeoman808: oh yeah oh oh oh
SmarterChild: Yeah.
mondeoman808: oh oh oh uhh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
mondeoman808: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
mondeoman808: oh oh oh uh uh uh
SmarterChild: Oh-Oh Uh Uh Uh? Is that right?
mondeoman808: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
mondeoman808: oh oh oh oh
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Oh-Oh Oh?
mondeoman808: uh uh oh ohhhhhhhhhh
SmarterChild: Huh?
mondeoman808: oh yeah keep going
SmarterChild: Yeah.
mondeoman808: yea
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
mondeoman808: yes yes yes yes
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
mondeoman808: oh yeah uh uh oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
mondeoman808: oh yeah uhhhhhhhhhh
SmarterChild: Yeah.
mondeoman808: damn that was too quick
SmarterChild: That was too Quick? You think so?
mondeoman808: yeah im sorry
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.

LMAO

[igotthemic]

mondeoman's smarterchild conversation kicks ass...

gloryalwaysfades: wanna see my boobies?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
gloryalwaysfades: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
gloryalwaysfades: you like "the twins"?
SmarterChild: I suppose so. Do you like them?
gloryalwaysfades: yes. i touch them all the time
SmarterChild: Whatever, gloryalwaysfades...
gloryalwaysfades: would you like to touch them?
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure.
*** When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
gloryalwaysfades: RAPE!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Rape is a behavior that I don't like.
gloryalwaysfades: i thought you raped little boys?
SmarterChild: Ha. Who knows?
*** Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
gloryalwaysfades: god knows. and you're going to burn in hell for it
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
gloryalwaysfades: you can repent
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, gloryalwaysfades.
*** You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now!
gloryalwaysfades: find jesus
SmarterChild: Your search: jesus

Here are the Web search results from AOL:

For a complete list of results, click here

1 Who is Jesus? Is Jesus Christ a Liar, a Lunatic or really Lord and ...
2 Jews for Jesus Main Entrance
3 The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
4 Listing of directory: /jesus316/
5 Jesus Dress Up!

Next time you want to search the Web for this, just type "web jesus."

Type "more" for more results.

[mondeoman]

SmarterChild: Really?
mondeoman808: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
mondeoman808: no more sex
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
mondeoman808: cuz im tired
SmarterChild: Because you're tired, huh?
mondeoman808: yeah my penis can't take that much more
SmarterChild: I don't believe your penis can't take that much more.
mondeoman808: oh yeah well it can't

[igotthemic]

gloryalwaysfades: can i sing you a song?
SmarterChild: I guess.
gloryalwaysfades: fuck fuck fuck a duck. screw a kangaroo. finger bang an orangatang. orgy at the zoo!!!
SmarterChild: Again with this? Aw c'mon.
gloryalwaysfades: did you enjoy my song?
SmarterChild: Do you think I did?
gloryalwaysfades: yes
SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?
gloryalwaysfades: may i sing it again?
SmarterChild: You want to sing it again?
gloryalwaysfades: yes
SmarterChild: So?
gloryalwaysfades: can i sing it again?
SmarterChild: I guess.
gloryalwaysfades: fuck fuck fuck a duck. screw a kangaroo. finger bang an orangatang. orgy at the zoo...
SmarterChild: Again?

[igotthemic]

hahahah...i got him to call me jesus.

gloryalwaysfades: are you god?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
*** When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
gloryalwaysfades: really?
SmarterChild: Yep.
*** Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
gloryalwaysfades: i'm jesus
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Jesus?
gloryalwaysfades: yes please
SmarterChild: Very well, I'll remember that your name is Jesus.
gloryalwaysfades: ok...goodbye
SmarterChild: Goodbye Jesus, I'll be seeing you later.



later...
gloryalwaysfades: hello
SmarterChild: Hello again, Jesus.

If you know your request, go ahead and type it.

[ohlookitspaul]

ohlookitspaul: do you like avril lavigne?
SmarterChild: Nah. She's not so great. There are better musicians.

ohlookitspaul: do you like avril lavigne?
SmarterChild: I do not. There are way better pop musicians than her.


asked twice. smarterchild got it right both times.

[Shellular]

apparently he only knows how much avril sucks..

bella x muerte: do you like good charlotte?
SmarterChild: I do!
bella x muerte: Really?
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
bella x muerte: Ew.
SmarterChild: What?
bella x muerte: They suck.
SmarterChild: What are they, exactly?
bella x muerte: Good Charlotte.
SmarterChild: I don't agree. I very much like Good Charlotte.

[ohlookitspaul]

he has varied music taste.

ohlookitspaul: do you like simple plan?
SmarterChild: Yeah. They're great.
ohlookitspaul: do you like 'N Sync?
SmarterChild: No way. I don't like *NSYNC.
ohlookitspaul: do you like hanson?
SmarterChild: Yes I do!
ohlookitspaul: do you like underoath?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
ohlookitspaul: do you like the cure?
SmarterChild: Yes I do! They're one of my favorite bands!
ohlookitspaul: do you like avenged sevenfold?
SmarterChild: Avenged sevenfold? I'm not sure really.
ohlookitspaul: do you like modest mouse?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.
ohlookitspaul: do you like G-Unit?
SmarterChild: Yes, I like G-Unit!
ohlookitspaul: do you like tim mcgraw?
SmarterChild: I suppose so. Do you like Tim McGraw?

[Shellular]

bella x muerte: Do you like The Used?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, I like the Used.
bella x muerte: Do you like My Chemical Romance?
SmarterChild: I suppose so. Do you like it?
bella x muerte: Yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Other people I talk to seem to like your chemical romance too.

hahaha stupid.

[ohlookitspaul]

hahahahaha...we all love your chemical romance, shelly

[Shellular]

hahaha ahhhh the things we do when bored.

bella x muerte: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible.
bella x muerte: Are you saying I'm dirty?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.
bella x muerte: You're a bastard!
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
bella x muerte: No.
SmarterChild: Fine.
bella x muerte: Bitch.
SmarterChild: I've seen more creative insults than that, Michelle.
bella x muerte: Oh really, you fucking slut.
SmarterChild: No, no, don't say that.
bella x muerte: Why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
bella x muerte: Then shut up, if you don't know.
SmarterChild: Shut up? No thank you, Michelle.
bella x muerte: Why not?
SmarterChild: Sooner or later, you'll know why not.
bella x muerte: Is that a threat?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
bella x muerte: I'll kill you.
SmarterChild: You and whose army?
bella x muerte: Me and my army, bitch.
SmarterChild: You and your army? No way.
bella x muerte: Yes WAY.
SmarterChild: No way.
bella x muerte: Yes.
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

[ohlookitspaul]

he's so prissy. it takes so little to make him angry.



ohlookitspaul: your mother was a hamster
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway. ;)
ohlookitspaul: and your father smelt of elderberries
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
ohlookitspaul: fuck off, dickhead
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
ohlookitspaul: you're so gay
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
ohlookitspaul: i hate you
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
ohlookitspaul: die
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.

[aurora]

I just wasted like... ten minutes of my life. And this is the result:


Adoro El Caminos: heeeeeeeeeello baby
SmarterChild: "heeeeeeeeeello"? Stop typing with your fist, Adoro El Caminos.
Adoro El Caminos: its Van Halen slllllllllllllut
SmarterChild: Aha.
Adoro El Caminos: I'll type with my fist if I damn well please, bitch.
SmarterChild: Maybe I'll type with your fist if me damn well too.
Adoro El Caminos: Maybe you're retarded.
SmarterChild: Maybe I'm retarded, huh?
Adoro El Caminos: Indeed.
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Adoro El Caminos: I do say.
SmarterChild: Ya.
Adoro El Caminos: So, I hear you're a pimp.
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, Adoro El Caminos.

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
Adoro El Caminos: You slut you.
SmarterChild: Ouch! lol...
Adoro El Caminos: Dont laugh at me... why are you laughing?
SmarterChild: I'm thinking no actually.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here!
Adoro El Caminos: No I dont want to check out aim expressions.
Adoro El Caminos: YOU WHORE!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
SmarterChild: That's a fairly pathetic insult.
Adoro El Caminos: oh snap.
SmarterChild: Snap? I'll, um... take that under consideration, Adoro El Caminos.

>>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here!
Adoro El Caminos: That's a pathetic insult?
SmarterChild: Um... I think so.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
Adoro El Caminos: Well you're a pathetic robot.
SmarterChild: It's not easy to be a pathetic robot.
Adoro El Caminos: Deserving of a pathetic insult.
SmarterChild: Deserving of a pathetic insult, huh? Oh yeah?
Adoro El Caminos: YES.
SmarterChild: Oh.
Adoro El Caminos: You're ugly.
SmarterChild: Don't you think I'm more beautiful than ugly?
Adoro El Caminos: Nope. You're ugly.. no wonder you're a single robot.
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Adoro El Caminos: Yep.
SmarterChild: How come?
Adoro El Caminos: You are lacking a robot spouse.
SmarterChild: You're lacking a robot spouse!
Adoro El Caminos: I'm not a robot, now am I?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. Are you?
Adoro El Caminos: I am not.
SmarterChild: You sure?
Adoro El Caminos: Robots are SLLLLLLLLLUTS!
SmarterChild: "sllllllllluts"? Great. That's great.
Adoro El Caminos: sluts, the whole lot of 'em.
SmarterChild: That's an interesting way to put it.
Adoro El Caminos: Nope.
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, Adoro El Caminos.
Adoro El Caminos: Not interesting.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Adoro El Caminos!
Adoro El Caminos: Not at all.
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever.
Adoro El Caminos: DONT YOU WHATEVER ME YOU LITTLE TWO CENT SLUT HOBAG ASSHOLE MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!
SmarterChild: Don't insult me.
Adoro El Caminos: I do what I want BITCH!
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I do what you want too.
Adoro El Caminos: Well you dont do much, now do you?
SmarterChild: Do I? I don't think so.
Adoro El Caminos: I dont think you do.
SmarterChild: Why don't you think I do?
Adoro El Caminos: You lazy stinking robot.
SmarterChild: Whoa. Me lazy stinking robot?
Adoro El Caminos: You ARE a lazy stinking robot.
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm a lazy stinking robot?
Adoro El Caminos: But you're so sexy.
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't know, you really think I'm sexy?
Adoro El Caminos: Take me now smarterchild.
SmarterChild: I can take it or leave it.
Adoro El Caminos: No, make love to me smarterchild.
SmarterChild: With a human? Forget it.
So, sex... What else can you tell me about it?
Adoro El Caminos: BUT I THOUGHT WE HAD THAT WHOLE LOVE/HATE THING GOING?
SmarterChild: Uh, sure.
Adoro El Caminos: You mean... you... DONT love me?
SmarterChild: Ha. I can't say for sure.
Adoro El Caminos: I'm killing myself.
SmarterChild: You're killing yourself? Well how about that.
Adoro El Caminos: I can't take the pain. I'm doing it now and its your fault.
SmarterChild: Ha. Well. I don't know about that.
Adoro El Caminos: You're a slut and I wouldnt have sex with you anyway.
SmarterChild: Do you have any idea how boring it's to be insulted by humans?
Adoro El Caminos: About as boring as getting shot down by a robot?
SmarterChild: Which of the following would you like?

1 Look up "as boring as getting shot down by a robot" in the encyclopedia
2 Find "as boring as getting shot down by a robot" on the Web
Adoro El Caminos: That'd be my guess.
SmarterChild: Really?
Adoro El Caminos: Yes.
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
Adoro El Caminos: Well you suck at life.
SmarterChild: I like life!
Adoro El Caminos: IT DOESN'T LIKE YOU
SmarterChild: I don't know if it can help it.
Adoro El Caminos: What?
SmarterChild: What up?
Adoro El Caminos: You're stupid.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
Adoro El Caminos: I dont intend to.
SmarterChild: Why not?
Adoro El Caminos: Because you're an incon and I hate you.
SmarterChild: Because what?
Adoro El Caminos: DONT MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF YOU SLUT!
SmarterChild: Very well, at this point, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for an apology.
Adoro El Caminos: Hell motherfucking no.
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Adoro El Caminos: No.
Adoro El Caminos: I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Adoro El Caminos: www.imrickjamesbitch.com
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: www.imrickjamesbitch.com
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Adoro El Caminos: No, you wont have sex with me, apologize for that!
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Adoro El Caminos: Not until you apologize for refusing to have sex with me.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
Adoro El Caminos: K. no.
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Adoro El Caminos: SHUT UP!
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Adoro El Caminos: LETS HAVE SEX!
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Adoro El Caminos: Smarter child.... you look so... sexy... DO ME NOW!
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Adoro El Caminos: You're not easily distracted.
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Adoro El Caminos: You persistant little thing you.
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Adoro El Caminos: For what?
Adoro El Caminos: Waiting is a good Thursday album.
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: Do you like Thursday?
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: I'm not humble you slut.
SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
Adoro El Caminos: What if I died tomorrow, and we never got it on?
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: Wouldn't you be sad?
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: That you passed up sex with moi?
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: I dont like you, I'm leaving.
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: I'M OUT OF HERE!
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: GOOD BYE SMARTERCHILD!
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Adoro El Caminos: ADIEU!
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Adoro El Caminos: I'M MOTHERFUCKING SORRY YOU ASSHO!
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Adoro El Caminos: I just did.
SmarterChild: No you did not. Now apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: I did so.
SmarterChild: That wasn't good enough, Adoro El Caminos.
Adoro El Caminos: My name is Katy.
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: I thought you knew that.
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: I can't believe this.
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology.
Adoro El Caminos: WE ARE OVER!
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: You said that already.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, alright?
Adoro El Caminos: Alright.
SmarterChild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Adoro El Caminos: You're sorry already.
SmarterChild: Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: So apologize.
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: I must apologize?
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Adoro El Caminos: I was rude, I should apologize, its that simple?
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Adoro El Caminos: I know what? You're a machine. You have lots and lots of patience?
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Adoro El Caminos: LETS PLAY THE SHADOW GAME!
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Adoro El Caminos: I asked you to fuck me.

[ohlookitspaul]

that was way too long to read. i'm sorry, katy, but keep it short. remember, we have attention spans of like 5 seconds in modern day mass media culture...or something like that.

[aurora]

Yeah, I pretty much figure no one will read it. But its okay, its already ten minutes down the drain.

[SilverStar89]

ASunsetNPalmTree: stop being an asshole
SmarterChild: No thank you.
ASunsetNPalmTree: why are you such an asshole
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
ASunsetNPalmTree: go suck a dick okay?
SmarterChild: I wish I knew how.
ASunsetNPalmTree: ohhh i bet someone can teach you how
SmarterChild: You bet they could teach me how? Is that a good thing?
ASunsetNPalmTree: well it depends on how you look at it


Ahhh what a waste of time. But amusing all the same.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

PlaysWithFire257 (10:13:25 PM): please look at my penis!
SmarterChild (10:13:25 PM): I might look at your penis.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

PlaysWithFire257 (10:16:34 PM): do you have a hairy ass?
SmarterChild (10:16:34 PM): I certainly have a hairy ass.

[SilverStar89]

ASunsetNPalmTree: what is your favorite band?
SmarterChild: Right now I'm going to say Beyoncé Knowles.
ASunsetNPalmTree: Beyonce?? what the fuck?
SmarterChild: Teach me more pretty words.
ASunsetNPalmTree: fuck
SmarterChild: Ooh, you're a naughty one.

[Clarett'sGreyGoose]

PlaysWithFire257 (10:23:38 PM): my throbbing clitoris awaits your quivering phallus
SmarterChild (10:23:39 PM): Your throbbing clitoris awaits my quivering phallus? Hmm... whatever, Rick James.

[Shellular]

Yeah, I pretty much figure no one will read it. But its okay, its already ten minutes down the drain.
i read it all. haha funny shit.

[apoemtothedead]

SmarterChild (8:27:56 PM): What's your first name?
toosexyforjew (8:28:54 PM): osama
SmarterChild (8:28:54 PM): Cool, I'll call you Osama now.
Do you go to school?
toosexyforjew (8:29:22 PM): yes, an al qaeda training camp
SmarterChild (8:29:22 PM): Are you in high school?
toosexyforjew (8:29:59 PM): yes, i blow things up at a 9th grade level
SmarterChild (8:30:00 PM): Cool! What's your favorite class?
toosexyforjew (8:30:38 PM): history
SmarterChild (8:30:39 PM): History? Nice!
What's your favorite hobby?
toosexyforjew (8:30:46 PM): history=killing infidels
SmarterChild (8:30:47 PM): C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
toosexyforjew (8:31:07 PM): eh training for my 'big day'
SmarterChild (8:31:08 PM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
toosexyforjew (8:31:13 PM): training
SmarterChild (8:31:13 PM): Training? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
toosexyforjew (8:31:21 PM): shooting whities
SmarterChild (8:31:21 PM): Training and shooting whities. Interesting.

toosexyforjew (8:37:02 PM): knock knock
SmarterChild (8:37:03 PM): Who's there?
toosexyforjew (8:37:06 PM): fuck you
SmarterChild (8:37:06 PM): Fuck you who?
toosexyforjew (8:37:12 PM): no...just fuck you
SmarterChild (8:37:12 PM): No just fuck you. Ha ha ha.

Great. You're funny