Prudes.

[11:11]

Discuss.

[TMartin442]

Explain.

[TK]

Prude chicks I think he means.

[11:11]

Sure, I'll go with that.

[Getup and Dance]

Prunes?

http://www.purcellmountainfarms.com/Pitted%20Prunes.JPG

[11:11]

How 'bout we narrow it down to people who havent been kissed at 17 or older.

[TK]

How 'bout we narrow it down to people who havent been kissed at 17 or older.

I had sex before I had my first kiss, fact.

[heyozzie]

proops?

http://cobbscomedy.com/images/headliners/greg_proops/greg_proops.jpg

[updownleftright]

I had sex before I had my first kiss, fact.
hahaha wow, that's crazy.

i went to third base a few weeks ago before getting the kiss. drinking speeds things up..

[TK]

hahaha wow, that's crazy.

i went to third base a few weeks ago before getting the kiss. drinking speeds things up..

Hahaha, I know. I'm not sure if it's a sweet brag or not though.

And drinking definitely does make things easier, ha.

[quarterhorse101]

i haven't kissed a guy that i like really, yet :/

[brentkid]

Dealing with one right now. Sucks ass.

[TK]

Dealing with one right now. Sucks ass.

Have you tried anal?

[billyboatkid]

I had sex before I had ever done anything else. Like finger, oral, and what have you...

[TK]

I had sex before I had ever done anything else. Like finger, oral, and what have you...

Including kissing?

[amo.]

prudes = one of the worst things ever.
prudes that are teases = worst thing ever.

[TK]

prudes = one of the worst things ever.
prudes that are teases = worst thing ever.

And which one are you?:-p

[billyboatkid]

Including kissing?

Sadly no. I'm not as B.A. as the other guy..

[amo.]

And which one are you?:-p

haha! neither. if i want something, i go for it. if i don't want it, i don't mess with their head. i've been with far too many prudes, let me tell you.

[TK]

Sadly no. I'm not as B.A. as the other guy..

BA?

[TK]

haha! neither. if i want something, i go for it. if i don't want it, i don't mess with their head. i've been with far too many prudes, let me tell you.

ha, sure:rolleyes:
Joking, so how is New York?

[billyboatkid]

BA?

Sorry I like to shorten words. Bad Ass.

[TK]

Sorry I like to shorten words. Bad Ass.

I was the other guy, awesome, I'm apparently bad ass!

Unless of course you're being sarcastic, then I'm just an idiot ha

[amo.]

ha, sure:rolleyes:
Joking, so how is New York?

irritating as of lately. it rains every damn day and it's quite a pain. how's, erm, oklahoma? haha

[billyboatkid]

I was the other guy, awesome, I'm apparently bad ass!

Unless of course you're being sarcastic, then I'm just an idiot ha

Hahaha no I meant that. I congratulate you on that feat. Very hard to accomplish. I almost did it, but me and the girl I did it with actually kissed before.

[TK]

irritating as of lately. it rains every damn day and it's quite a pain. how's, erm, oklahoma? haha

Ha, I'm actually in Missouri right now, and it's fucking hot to the extreme. I would welcome rain any day, lol

[TK]

Hahaha no I meant that. I congratulate you on that feat. Very hard to accomplish. I almost did it, but me and the girl I did it with actually kissed before.

The girl just didn't want me to kiss her on the lips, the neck and chest was fine, but not the lips, lol. I'm not going to argue if I'm getting some though, ha.

[billyboatkid]

The girl just didn't want me to kiss her on the lips, the neck and chest was fine, but not the lips, lol. I'm not going to argue if I'm getting some though, ha.

hahaha, thats weird, but whatever floats her boat and if you're getting some tang then fuck it.

[Renee]

The girl just didn't want me to kiss her on the lips, the neck and chest was fine, but not the lips, lol. I'm not going to argue if I'm getting some though, ha.
She could have some oral STDs.

[4N6 science]

She could have some oral STDs.


hahah sooo true..

[Hamlet]

Dealing with one right now. Sucks ass.

Or doesn't suck ass, as it were.

[TK]

She could have some oral STDs.

hahah sooo true..

:puke:
Not Funny

[4N6 science]

:puke:
Not Funny


I thought it was..


gotta love the lip herpes..

[TK]

I thought it was..


gotta love the lip herpes..

:redcard:

[4N6 science]

:redcard:

ok that was a joke.. I would never get with a girl if I saw that shit on her.

[.invisible ink.]

I had sex before I had my first kiss, fact.

That does not compute. Please elaborate.

[4N6 science]

That does not compute. Please elaborate.


:lol:

[SLoT]

I anal'd a girl before we ever even touched anywhere else. It was dope. She gave me this anal me look and I just dove right in. Completely baller. I'll never forget her. whateverhernameis.

[4N6 science]

I anal'd a girl before we ever even touched anywhere else. It was dope. She gave me this anal me look and I just dove right in. Completely baller. I'll never forget her. whateverhernameis.

what a great story.. I wish that was the first thing I ever did. You are baller. I'm trying to get this girl I know to anal, any tips? I've already analed I just need to know how to persuade this girl

[SLoT]

what a great story.. I wish that was the first thing I ever did. You are baller. I'm trying to get this girl I know to anal, any tips? I've already analed I just need to know how to persuade this girl
http://lavidaboca.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/dsc02808.jpg
Build this for her. This is a picture of the one I built for the girl I snuck up in. She was too busy nibbling the doorstep to notice I was in the back scoring goals.

[4N6 science]

http://lavidaboca.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/dsc02808.jpg
Build this for her. This is a picture of the one I built for the girl I snuck up in. She was too busy nibbling the doorstep to notice I was in the back scoring goals.

hahah that's brilliant..

way off topic that reminds of the simpsons where homer eats the load bearing candy cane at the witches house.

[SLoT]

hahah that's brilliant..

way off topic that reminds of the simpsons where homer eats the load bearing candy cane at the witches house.
I don't think I've seen that one, but I did one yesterday where he ate what looked like an 8 foot pole of gummy worms that were stuck together.

[4N6 science]

I don't think I've seen that one, but I did one yesterday where he ate what looked like an 8 foot pole of gummy worms that were stuck together.

I don't think I've seen that, I may have there's just so many episodes..

well I'm off to a meeting won't be back till around 12:30 or so..

[ThemChains]

http://lavidaboca.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/dsc02808.jpg
Build this for her. This is a picture of the one I built for the girl I snuck up in. She was too busy nibbling the doorstep to notice I was in the back scoring goals.

This is a proven formula for anal success.

[Billy Da Mute]

This is a proven formula for anal success.

its so simple, i cant believe i hadnt thought of this before. and here i was thinking the only way to get in the back door was a blow to the back of the head, or a roofy, cause hey, still counts if they're unconcious right?

[SLoT]

This is a proven formula for anal success.
It most definitley is. I've built a lot of candy food houses.
I don't think I've seen that, I may have there's just so many episodes..

well I'm off to a meeting won't be back till around 12:30 or so..
Have fun at your meeting. Talk to you later.
its so simple, i cant believe i hadnt thought of this before. and here i was thinking the only way to get in the back door was a blow to the back of the head, or a roofy, cause hey, still counts if they're unconcious right?
It really is that simple. Of course it still counts if they're unconcious. I'm actually on the whole "if dead, still counts" side of things.

[Billy Da Mute]

It most definitley is. I've built a lot of candy food houses.

Have fun at your meeting. Talk to you later.

It really is that simple. Of course it still counts if they're unconcious. I'm actually on the whole "if dead, still counts" side of things.

well thats a given man. there's a certain set of rules and that's included in it. see also : "old enough to pee, old enough for me" and "no grass in the field? roll around and play in the dirt"

[SLoT]

well thats a given man. there's a certain set of rules and that's included in it. see also : "old enough to pee, old enough for me" and "no grass in the field? roll around and play in the dirt"
Excellent. Old enough to pee... haha. You could possibly fuck an infant still growing inside of it's mother. Real. Twofer.

[Billy Da Mute]

Excellent. Old enough to pee... haha. You could possibly fuck an infant still growing inside of it's mother. Real. Twofer.

lmao it could possibly be done. i was chillin with this dude who was real hardcore and extreme in general, like those guys from the first harold and kumar, like i think this guy probably has IVs of mountain dew going into his veins when he sleeps, and he dropped that line. it was such a classic i had to take it. I think he was dead serious though, because he proceeded to sleep with a 17 year old by the end of the night. He's 24. fuckin right on

[hellogorgeous]

:nono:

[Billy Da Mute]

:nono:

hahahah dont judge

[hellogorgeous]

hahahah dont judge


Hahah I'm not, I just always wanted to use that smiley and I felt it was the right time.

[SLoT]

lmao it could possibly be done. i was chillin with this dude who was real hardcore and extreme in general, like those guys from the first harold and kumar, like i think this guy probably has IVs of mountain dew going into his veins when he sleeps, and he dropped that line. it was such a classic i had to take it. I think he was dead serious though, because he proceeded to sleep with a 17 year old by the end of the night. He's 24. fuckin right on
That sounds like a wicked guy. Reminds me of myself a bit. Except the whole thing. Although I wonder how sick you'd get if you had mountain dew IV's running all night while you slept.
:nono:
Don't wiggle/break your finger at our conversation!

[hellogorgeous]

Don't wiggle/break your finger at our conversation!


OH, that just happened.

[Billy Da Mute]

That sounds like a wicked guy. Reminds me of myself a bit. Except the whole thing. Although I wonder how sick you'd get if you had mountain dew IV's running all night while you slept.

Don't wiggle/break your finger at our conversation!

you wouldnt get sick..you'd just get really fucking extreme. probably wake up and start two stepping and breaking shit everywhere you went. or smoke a pack then eat nails. I gave him the the alias "Hardcore Henry" and that he shall remain. whatever gets you ass i suppose.

[Billy Da Mute]

Hahah I'm not, I just always wanted to use that smiley and I felt it was the right time.

while i can see its def a legit time to bust it out,everyone is equal. weather you fornicate with the deceased or stand outside of your local middle school in a leather jacket offering girls a ride home and telling them you have the newest polly pocket in your glovebox. fuckin classy

[Billy Da Mute]

:nono:

and on a side note, i completely stalked your profile and saw you like the 930 club, speaking of classy that place is so fucking awesome, i saw coheed there in feb..amazing

[hellogorgeous]

and on a side note, i completely stalked your profile and saw you like the 930 club, speaking of classy that place is so fucking awesome, i saw coheed there in feb..amazing


Ugh I miss the 9:30 club so fucking much :( I haven't been in forever 1) no one tours there anymore really they all tour here at the norva 2) I'm never home due to work/school

I miss the smell of it, if that's weird at all... how it was so vegan and stuff. MAAAANNNN I hope someone good plays there soon so I can visit.

[Billy Da Mute]

Ugh I miss the 9:30 club so fucking much :( I haven't been in forever 1) no one tours there anymore really they all tour here at the norva 2) I'm never home due to work/school

I miss the smell of it, if that's weird at all... how it was so vegan and stuff. MAAAANNNN I hope someone good plays there soon so I can visit.

haha no thats not weird, when im away at school and going to pitt and baltimore venues, i miss the smell of the factory and the tla, but that sucks you can never make it there anymore..concerts have become a rarity for me anyways between school and work as well

[Miss Heartcore]

http://lavidaboca.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/dsc02808.jpg
Build this for her. This is a picture of the one I built for the girl I snuck up in. She was too busy nibbling the doorstep to notice I was in the back scoring goals.
I laughed out loud at work.
You sly dog.

[hellogorgeous]

haha no thats not weird, when im away at school and going to pitt and baltimore venues, i miss the smell of the factory and the tla, but that sucks you can never make it there anymore..concerts have become a rarity for me anyways between school and work as well


Haha yeah, thank god i live RIGHT down the street from the norva, or i'd die!

[Billy Da Mute]

Haha yeah, thank god i live RIGHT down the street from the norva, or i'd die!

i hear that. how far is where you live from ashburn?

[hellogorgeous]

i hear that. how far is where you live from ashburn?


ashburn...va?!!!? my parents live in lakeridge so... 45 min??? from school it's like 3 hours haha

[LansingGaddis]

Haha yeah, thank god i live RIGHT down the street from the norva, or i'd die!

You know what sucks? I haven't been to a show all summer even though I live like 20 minutes away - if that. I miss the norva but there hasn't really been any shows I've really wanted to see. Lame.

[SLoT]

OH, that just happened.
You sonofabitch. Ahh well. No harm done I suppose, the only thing that happened was you broke your emoticon finger.
you wouldnt get sick..you'd just get really fucking extreme. probably wake up and start two stepping and breaking shit everywhere you went. or smoke a pack then eat nails. I gave him the the alias "Hardcore Henry" and that he shall remain. whatever gets you ass i suppose.
I get really fucking extreme everyday of my life. You should see how I put on my pants. Both legs at the same time! Jumping from my bed over my mother and into my pants which I starch the hell out of so they'll stand on their own.
I laughed out loud at work.
You sly dog.
haha, I'm glad I could make you do such things. Which just reminded me of...


http://static.flickr.com/55/135751680_9971fff352.jpg

[Miss Heartcore]

haha, I'm glad I could make you do such things. Which just reminded me of...


http://static.flickr.com/55/135751680_9971fff352.jpg
:rotfl:
LMAO! Wow, I totally forgot about this picture.

I effing loved that thread.

[SLoT]

:rotfl:
LMAO! Wow, I totally forgot about this picture.

I effing loved that thread.
That ended up being one of the best threads I've contributed to. The one of the dog with the dome head you posted was my favorite. What a ridiculous picture. I'll see if I can find it.

[Miss Heartcore]

That ended up being one of the best threads I've contributed to. The one of the dog with the dome head you posted was my favorite. What a ridiculous picture. I'll see if I can find it.
hahah It was such an awesome thread that died way too soon. Many lulz

[SLoT]

hahah It was such an awesome thread that died way too soon. Many lulz
I completely agree with that. It started off so weak too. I'm surprised I laughed that many times in that short amount of time.

[Miss Heartcore]

We need to get some good, lively threads going again.

Maybe bring back a famous fake or something.

[SLoT]

I'm in agreement on that one. We need a couple more Mrs. Sweeney Todd's or something to spice things up in here.

[Miss Heartcore]

Maybe a little bit of hot_emo or lil_slut.

Together they're a Trifecta.

[4N6 science]

It most definitley is. I've built a lot of candy food houses.

Have fun at your meeting. Talk to you later.

It really is that simple. Of course it still counts if they're unconcious. I'm actually on the whole "if dead, still counts" side of things.

that meeting was sweet, went for over 2 hours and now I only have 3 hours left at work..

[SLoT]

that meeting was sweet, went for over 2 hours and now I only have 3 hours left at work..
Those are the best. I was on a conference call for over 2 hours once, the entire first hour I was on hold.

[4N6 science]

You sonofabitch. Ahh well. No harm done I suppose, the only thing that happened was you broke your emoticon finger.

I get really fucking extreme everyday of my life. You should see how I put on my pants. Both legs at the same time! Jumping from my bed over my mother and into my pants which I starch the hell out of so they'll stand on their own.

haha, I'm glad I could make you do such things. Which just reminded me of...


http://static.flickr.com/55/135751680_9971fff352.jpg

why is the horse wearing overalls?

[4N6 science]

Those are the best. I was on a conference call for over 2 hours once, the entire first hour I was on hold.


it was great cause, I just showed 600 pics of my summer vacation to my co-workers and had pizza.. haha

[Miss Heartcore]

You ask about the overalls and not the shoes? :-|

[4N6 science]

Maybe a little bit of hot_emo or lil_slut.

Together they're a Trifecta.

they were, I'm friends with hot_emo.. she's nice

I'm in agreement on that one. We need a couple more Mrs. Sweeney Todd's or something to spice things up in here.

we do need some fakes there's to many "real" people here..

You ask about the overalls and not the shoes? :-|

yeah I didn't see the shoes but I just laughed my ass off at them when I looked back.

what is that picture..

[.invisible ink.]

I get really fucking extreme everyday of my life. You should see how I put on my pants. Both legs at the same time! Jumping from my bed over my mother and into my pants which I starch the hell out of so they'll stand on their own.




Does your mother often sleep in the same bed with you? Not that I'm judging, I'm just curious.

[SLoT]

it was great cause, I just showed 600 pics of my summer vacation to my co-workers and had pizza.. haha
600 pictures. Fuck that's a ton of pictures and I'm a photographer. Oh well, hopefully they were good. Where'd you go?
You ask about the overalls and not the shoes? :-|
Haha! That's what I'm talking about! The boots were the best part since day 1.
Does your mother often sleep in the same bed with you? Not that I'm judging, I'm just curious.
How were you the only one that caught that? haha.

[.invisible ink.]

I was wondering the same thing :)

[Billy Da Mute]

600 pictures. Fuck that's a ton of pictures and I'm a photographer. Oh well, hopefully they were good. Where'd you go?

Haha! That's what I'm talking about! The boots were the best part since day 1.

How were you the only one that caught that? haha.

haha i caught it but due to your extremeness i figured you were somehow your own father as well, making you husband to your mother, enabling you to sleep in the same bed

[Miss Heartcore]

they were, I'm friends with hot_emo.. she's nice



we do need some fakes there's to many "real" people here..



yeah I didn't see the shoes but I just laughed my ass off at them when I looked back.

what is that picture..
I miss the fakes.

That picture is what miracles are made of. Don't question it.

[SLoT]

haha i caught it but due to your extremeness i figured you were somehow your own father as well, making you husband to your mother, enabling you to sleep in the same bed
haha! your wordplay in this sentence is going on a sticker and on my trapperkeeper. no lie.

[4N6 science]

600 pictures. Fuck that's a ton of pictures and I'm a photographer. Oh well, hopefully they were good. Where'd you go?

Haha! That's what I'm talking about! The boots were the best part since day 1.

How were you the only one that caught that? haha.

yeah some of them suck, I was just snapping pictures on vacation left and right. I went to europe for two weeks.

I miss the fakes.

That picture is what miracles are made of. Don't question it.

yeah fakes were great.

I see.. I guess I won't question it anymore.. but I will lmao.

[Miss Heartcore]

If you don't laugh at the boots, the terrorists have won.

[Billy Da Mute]

haha! your wordplay in this sentence is going on a sticker and on my trapperkeeper. no lie.

lamo awesome. i sent you a friend request because i could see how we could be very sophisticated assholes together and your witty comebacks keep me amused

[SLoT]

yeah some of them suck, I was just snapping pictures on vacation left and right. I went to europe for two weeks.



yeah fakes were great.

I see.. I guess I won't question it anymore.. but I will lmao.
Oh man, that sounds great. I've been to Scotland a couple times (I've got family over there) and I always end up taking pictures I didn't even want or give a shit about in the first place. Always good to shoot more though, higher chance of getting a good one.
If you don't laugh at the boots, the terrorists have won.
This couldn't be more of the truth if it wanted to be. I definitely say fuck terrorists.

[4N6 science]

If you don't laugh at the boots, the terrorists have won.

hhahah I would never let the terrorists win!!

Oh man, that sounds great. I've been to Scotland a couple times (I've got family over there) and I always end up taking pictures I didn't even want or give a shit about in the first place. Always good to shoot more though, higher chance of getting a good one.

This couldn't be more of the truth if it wanted to be. I definitely say fuck terrorists.

yeah that's how I roll.. most pics are alright, but I got a couple of beauties that I like.

[SLoT]

lamo awesome. i sent you a friend request because i could see how we could be very sophisticated assholes together and your witty comebacks keep me amused
Your friendship has been accepted and embraced with open legs. May our sophisticated assholes rain down knowledge through the tips of our hideous looking fingers.

[SLoT]

hhahah I would never let the terrorists win!!



yeah that's how I roll.. most pics are alright, but I got a couple of beauties that I like.
That's how it's done. I take a lot when I have a shoot. When I shoot live bands though I only shoot like 10 and then I leave and head for the bar.

[Billy Da Mute]

Your friendship has been accepted and embraced with open legs. May our sophisticated assholes rain down knowledge through the tips of our hideous looking fingers.

amen my friend, amen

[SLoT]

amen my friend, amen
haha.

[Miss Heartcore]

That's how it's done. I take a lot when I have a shoot. When I shoot live bands though I only shoot like 10 and then I leave and head for the bar.
Wait, what do you do?

[SLoT]

Wait, what do you do?
Day job: I process FSA accounts.
Other: Photographer.

[Miss Heartcore]

Day job: I process FSA accounts.
Other: Photographer.
Ohh, I thought you were gunna say you do video and then I would have been mega jealous.

[SLoT]

Ohh, I thought you were gunna say you do video and then I would have been mega jealous.
Sorry to disappoint you. :-(

[glitteryunicorn]

If I was a guy I would much rather have a prude as a gf than some girl whose been with every guy in town. I'm not a prude, but I don't put out to everyone I meet. lulz

[4N6 science]

not being prude doesn't mean you're a slut.

[Miss Heartcore]

Sorry to disappoint you. :-(
I still think that what you do is awesome. You have a site with the pics? Plz share.

[SLoT]

I still think that what you do is awesome. You have a site with the pics? Plz share.
I sure don't. I should though right? I need to get on this. I did take the self portraits in my photo section on my profile though. I'll work on getting some stuff online.

[Billy Da Mute]

If I was a guy I would much rather have a prude as a gf than some girl whose been with every guy in town. I'm not a prude, but I don't put out to everyone I meet. lulz

no one likes sluts, they have no soul and are 63% more likely to cheat on you with your best friend then a pruder girl. by not having a prude girlfriend just mean someone who likes to have a little fun, not sleep around. no one wants to be with someone who thinks that a handjob can get them preggo

[Miss Heartcore]

I sure don't. I should though right? I need to get on this. I did take the self portraits in my photo section on my profile though. I'll work on getting some stuff online.
You should so you can showcase it and develop a real portfolio to send to people.

[SLoT]

You should so you can showcase it and develop a real portfolio to send to people.
Yeah, I'm in the beginning stages of a couple portfolios, and closer to finished with one as well. I just don't have a lot of time at the moment due to my shitty day job. Tomorrow I've got an interview at a studio though, so it should motivate me to get busy on my stuff again.

[glitteryunicorn]

no one likes sluts, they have no soul and are 63% more likely to cheat on you with your best friend then a pruder girl. by not having a prude girlfriend just mean someone who likes to have a little fun, not sleep around. no one wants to be with someone who thinks that a handjob can get them preggo

Or guys should just learn to respect girls?

[Billy Da Mute]

Or guys should just learn to respect girls?

girls are respectable. point 1) i was attempting to make was that if you have a girlfriend, you're going to want to have some form of sexual interaction, as growing up you need to get your footing for when you step onto the playing field in college. with a prude girl, you're going to get none of that, and alot of lonely nights jerking off stalefish. point 2) was just that i dont count sluts as actual girls, therefore they receive none of my respect. they receive crude pick up lines, cheap drinks, and donkey punches.

i completely agree with you though and am in no way saying i dont respect girls

[glitteryunicorn]

girls are respectable. point 1) i was attempting to make was that if you have a girlfriend, you're going to want to have some form of sexual interaction, as growing up you need to get your footing for when you step onto the playing field in college. with a prude girl, you're going to get none of that, and alot of lonely nights jerking off stalefish. point 2) was just that i dont count sluts as actual girls, therefore they receive none of my respect. they receive crude pick up lines, cheap drinks, and donkey punches.

i completely agree with you though and am in no way saying i dont respect girls

Oh okaaaay! I agree. I guess there are bigger prudes than some.

[Billy Da Mute]

Oh okaaaay! I agree. I guess there are bigger prudes than some.


yeah... sall good. the bigger prudes, aka the cockblocking fat friend at the bar who later becomes the jesus freak who thinks chastity shall save.

i mean no offense to anyone in particular, just calling it as i see it lmao

[SLoT]

girls are respectable. point 1) i was attempting to make was that if you have a girlfriend, you're going to want to have some form of sexual interaction, as growing up you need to get your footing for when you step onto the playing field in college. with a prude girl, you're going to get none of that, and alot of lonely nights jerking off stalefish. point 2) was just that i dont count sluts as actual girls, therefore they receive none of my respect. they receive crude pick up lines, cheap drinks, and donkey punches.

i completely agree with you though and am in no way saying i dont respect girls
Nicely put. Although to comment on your first point: I spend many nights jerking off whether I've got a girl who will sleep with me or not. Next, sluts aren't real people and should be treated the way people who hate dogs say we should treat dogs. Absolutely no respect, no drinks because I'd rather eat my money then spend it on a slut. Donkey punches I like the idea of in this situation.

[SLoT]

yeah... sall good. the bigger prudes, aka the cockblocking fat friend at the bar who later becomes the jesus freak who thinks chastity shall save.

i mean no offense to anyone in particular, just calling it as i see it lmao
Fuck those whores. Literally. They need to get raped to understand what they're missing.

[Billy Da Mute]

Nicely put. Although to comment on your first point: I spend many nights jerking off whether I've got a girl who will sleep with me or not. Next, sluts aren't real people and should be treated the way people who hate dogs say we should treat dogs. Absolutely no respect, no drinks because I'd rather eat my money then spend it on a slut. Donkey punches I like the idea of in this situation.

hahahah toushay...so in a nutshell..you're the michael vick of sluts? im a fan of the DP..they dont see it coming, leaves an unoticeable mark. WVU's drink specials are like dollar mixed drinks cause you know that sluts wont down beer, it doesnt black them out quick enough. im willing to spend a dollar to degrade a bit

[Billy Da Mute]

Fuck those whores. Literally. They need to get raped to understand what they're missing.

haha i can see the AP feminists getting quite angry at our conversation

[SLoT]

hahahah toushay...so in a nutshell..you're the michael vick of sluts? im a fan of the DP..they dont see it coming, leaves an unoticeable mark. WVU's drink specials are like dollar mixed drinks cause you know that sluts wont down beer, it doesnt black them out quick enough. im willing to spend a dollar to degrade a bit
The Michael Vick to sluts. Correct.

Also, a swift push into a door should knock them out. All sluts are wimpy. Funny trick the next time you're face to face with one... look her deep in the eyes and tell her how much she means to you and that you wish you could show her... then think while hugging her tightly and back up and say, "I got it, I know how I can show you how much you mean to me." Then take her hand and run with her somewhere no one else is, then face her and smile a bit and then reach into your pocket and pull out nothing. She'll look at you and right as soon as you meet eyes smack her hard as fuck across the face. The funny part is she'll cry.

[SLoT]

haha i can see the AP feminists getting quite angry at our conversation
Doubt it, they probably love fucking.

[Billy Da Mute]

The Michael Vick to sluts. Correct.

Also, a swift push into a door should knock them out. All sluts are wimpy. Funny trick the next time you're face to face with one... look her deep in the eyes and tell her how much she means to you and that you wish you could show her... then think while hugging her tightly and back up and say, "I got it, I know how I can show you how much you mean to me." Then take her hand and run with her somewhere no one else is, then face her and smile a bit and then reach into your pocket and pull out nothing. She'll look at you and right as soon as you meet eyes smack her hard as fuck across the face. The funny part is she'll cry.

hahahahahah oh my god im dying. yeah, but if you knock them out into a door, you have to deal with the unconcious body. i dont have a comeback plan to that yet, but that is fuckin genious

[hellogorgeous]

this is hilarious actually haha

[Billy Da Mute]

Doubt it, they probably love fucking.

well then i can see some fat christian rock loving girl reading this and going into deep denial eventually leading to her doing something drastic

[Billy Da Mute]

this is hilarious actually haha

thats because you know it's true. sluts are put on this planet for two things. easy access and degradation

[SLoT]

hahahahahah oh my god im dying. yeah, but if you knock them out into a door, you have to deal with the unconcious body. i dont have a comeback plan to that yet, but that is fuckin genious
http://www.fatiguesarmynavy.com/images/items/isralelimossadduffle888.gif
Take your pick. Green or black.
well then i can see some fat christian rock loving girl reading this and going into deep denial eventually leading to her doing something drastic
Look... so what? I'm not worried about what they do, as long as they do it in their closet alone. where they belong
this is hilarious actually haha
You are obviously not a prude, nor a feminist. Excellent.

[hellogorgeous]

You are obviously not a prude, nor a feminist. Excellent.


I am also not a slut which is why all of this is hilarious

[SLoT]

I am also not a slut which is why all of this is hilarious
Whoops, sorry!!! Forgot to add that in there. My hatred for sluts is unsurpassed by my hatred for anything else on this planet.

[Billy Da Mute]

http://www.fatiguesarmynavy.com/images/items/isralelimossadduffle888.gif
Take your pick. Green or black.

Look... so what? I'm not worried about what they do, as long as they do it in their closet alone. where they belong

You are obviously not a prude, nor a feminist. Excellent.

we have the tools. this can now be done. we just need some slut bait, aka cheap vodka and a pack of condoms. i hear if you leave a dish full of vodka and a rag sprayed with some hollister cologne by your back door, they come in the packs. something with their central processing system, the cologne makes them think that they're tools around and just wanna "chill" aka penetrate. anyway, once theyre obviously befuddled that no ones theres' yet they smelt a brofest from a mile away, you just have to jump out, wearing ski masks of course (theyll think youre those sluts from that movie jawbreaker) leading them to interact. little do they know its you, where you procede to slam away into doors slash donkey punch the shit out of them, using the bags you illustrated above to dispose of the evidence, ridding the world of trash little by little

[hellogorgeous]

Whoops, sorry!!! Forgot to add that in there. My hatred for sluts is unsurpassed by my hatred for anything else on this planet.


Well hopefully you don't hate me anyway, that wouldn't be any good

[Billy Da Mute]

Whoops, sorry!!! Forgot to add that in there. My hatred for sluts is unsurpassed by my hatred for anything else on this planet.

idk man tools are almost as bad as sluts

[SLoT]

we have the tools. this can now be done. we just need some slut bait, aka cheap vodka and a pack of condoms. i hear if you leave a dish full of vodka and a rag sprayed with some hollister cologne by your back door, they come in the packs. something with their central processing system, the cologne makes them think that they're tools around and just wanna "chill" aka penetrate. anyway, once theyre obviously befuddled that no ones theres' yet they smelt a brofest from a mile away, you just have to jump out, wearing ski masks of course (theyll think youre those sluts from that movie jawbreaker) leading them to interact. little do they know its you, where you procede to slam away into doors slash donkey punch the shit out of them, using the bags you illustrated above to dispose of the evidence, ridding the world of trash little by little
What a fine piece of literature. I'm printing and framing this also making a pocket guide for quick ref. when in a pickle while carrying out this sweet mission. (also Axe works like a motherfucker)
idk man tools are almost as bad as sluts
See but with the tools/brofest assholes you can infiltrate and fuck with them from the inside which I find amazing because it breaks down the brofest unity and they weaken when in lower numbers. Lower numbers = lower amount of brain cells. (lower than usual)
Well hopefully you don't hate me anyway, that wouldn't be any good
Definitely don't hate you. How could I hate you?....see. I can't.

[Billy Da Mute]

What a fine piece of literature. I'm printing and framing this also making a pocket guide for quick ref. when in a pickle while carrying out this sweet mission. (also Axe works like a motherfucker)

See but with the tools/brofest assholes you can infiltrate and fuck with them from the inside which I find amazing because it breaks down the brofest unity and they weaken when in lower numbers. Lower numbers = lower amount of brain cells. (lower than usual)

Definitely don't hate you. How could I hate you?....see. I can't.

hahah i have to go to work, the tool disscussion comes later. its been a pleasure and im sure we have some plotting to do later on. let me know when you get those printed, everyone should have a copy

[SLoT]

hahah i have to go to work, the tool disscussion comes later. its been a pleasure and im sure we have some plotting to do later on. let me know when you get those printed, everyone should have a copy
will do, have fun at work.

[ThemChains]

It most definitley is. I've built a lot of candy food houses.

Have fun at your meeting. Talk to you later.

It really is that simple. Of course it still counts if they're unconcious. I'm actually on the whole "if dead, still counts" side of things.

You've enjoyed much anal.

[SLoT]

You've enjoyed much anal.
Ahh yes, my friend, I have.

[Renee]

http://lavidaboca.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/dsc02808.jpg
Build this for her. This is a picture of the one I built for the girl I snuck up in. She was too busy nibbling the doorstep to notice I was in the back scoring goals.
Mmm, that looks so tasty.

Oh, wait a minute...

[SLoT]

Mmm, that looks so tasty.

Oh, wait a minute...

Oh I gotchoo! It's alright just have a smell of the sidewalk. It smells delicious...:flirt:

[Miss Heartcore]

Oh I gotchoo! It's alright just have a smell of the sidewalk. It smells delicious...:flirt:
Tsk Tsk....fell right into that trap.

[argg_xo]

i read all 9 pages and lol'd many times.

[4N6 science]

i read all 9 pages and lol'd many times.

wow how long have you been at home?

[argg_xo]

wow how long have you been at home?

uuuummm, i got home around 5:45 and i chilled with the toddler for a little bit and then i went in my room with the intentions of cleaning it up and ended up on here. i lost track of time :shrug:

[quarterhorse101]

http://lavidaboca.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/dsc02808.jpg
Build this for her. This is a picture of the one I built for the girl I snuck up in. She was too busy nibbling the doorstep to notice I was in the back scoring goals.

i'd say the gingerbread would be a bonus ;)
it does look good

[TK]

I want to build a gingerbread city, and then destroy it!

[11:11]

I want to build a gingerbread city, and then destroy it!
Godzilla style?

[TK]

I haven't quite decided yet, haha.

[SLoT]

i'd say the gingerbread would be a bonus ;)
it does look good

that's what im talkin' about!

[quarterhorse101]

that's what im talkin' about!


haha i'll have to make that as a prerequisite : gingerbread house

[Billy Da Mute]

that's what im talkin' about!

what im talkin about is i put my flippin sweet plan into motion, got at least two K.O's in the back of my car. back on the gingerbread idea?

[SLoT]

haha i'll have to make that as a prerequisite : gingerbread house
you should. it will weed out the guys who just want some.... irony?
what im talkin about is i put my flippin sweet plan into motion, got at least two K.O's in the back of my car. back on the gingerbread idea?
oh word?! two? excellent man. yeah the gingerbread house man. i've got a room full of those crafty mexicans you told me about (stopped by wally world and picked them up last night around 1am) and i've got them pushing g-houses out like crazy. im lined up for at least thirty anals before 9 am now. real.

[allthruwinter]

prudes = one of the worst things ever.
prudes that are teases = worst thing ever.

There's nothing wrong with being a prude as long as they put it out there. But being a prude that's a tease is not only stupid, but if something happens that they don't want to happen, there'd be noone to blame but themselves.

[TK]

There's nothing wrong with being a prude as long as they put it out there. But being a prude that's a tease is not only stupid, but if something happens that they don't want to happen, there'd be noone to blame but themselves.

So...teases deserved to be raped?

[SLoT]

we've been saying they need to be raped for pages, haha.

[TK]

we've been saying they need to be raped for pages, haha.

Okay, just making sure if this thread still had it's political correctness going.

[SLoT]

Okay, just making sure if this thread still had it's political correctness going.
Sure does!

[Willy McFurgle]

For true.

[argg_xo]

For true.
PFF!!!!

[quarterhorse101]

you should. it will weed out the guys who just want some.... irony?

oh word?! two? excellent man. yeah the gingerbread house man. i've got a room full of those crafty mexicans you told me about (stopped by wally world and picked them up last night around 1am) and i've got them pushing g-houses out like crazy. im lined up for at least thirty anals before 9 am now. real.

hhaa
at least i'll get some guaranteed satisfaction with the gingerbread house ohhoo.
but hey i didn't say anyone with a ghouse will get some, it'll just sweeten the deal

[SLoT]

hhaa
at least i'll get some guaranteed satisfaction with the gingerbread house ohhoo.
but hey i didn't say anyone with a ghouse will get some, it'll just sweeten the deal
This is exactly why this thread was started.


I found one... get her boys!!!!

[pilot_light_out]

none of my girl friends are prudes

[swt_catastrophe]

none of my girl friends are prudes
aka "i get laid"

[quarterhorse101]

This is exactly why this thread was started.


I found one... get her boys!!!!

haha. i wish

[Billy Da Mute]

This is exactly why this thread was started.


I found one... get her boys!!!!

lmao fuck being at work i missed some more core conversation topics. yeah man those crafty mexicans make a mean gingerbread house..at LEAST thirty JUST this afternoon? and damn i thought i had a busy day

[Billy Da Mute]

haha. i wish

you wish eh? we have pages of aweomely constructed plans (these books are the leatherbound type, we're classy), im sure we have a plan or two in there that can suit you

[Billy Da Mute]

none of my girl friends are prudes

then you sir, deserve a high five for being able to be awesome

[SLoT]

haha. i wish
haha
lmao fuck being at work i missed some more core conversation topics. yeah man those crafty mexicans make a mean gingerbread house..at LEAST thirty JUST this afternoon? and damn i thought i had a busy day
yeah man, it's been a busy day for sure.