so i found out my ex is bi and...

[freefall123]

that she fucked a bunch of chicks while we went out and never asked me to join. i'm insulted. haha

[luckyforsome]

sux

[freefall123]

no shit =(
she said i might beable to join anthoer time though =) haha

[lovely864md]

I want to make a standard AP comment about your age but then I realize that I am only a year older.

Someone else do it please.

[freefall123]

I want to make a standard AP comment about your age but then I realize that I am only a year older.

Someone else do it please.

haha i was waiting for someone to comment me about my age.

[freefall123]

I want to make a standard AP comment about your age but then I realize that I am only a year older.

Someone else do it please.

awesome avatar =)

[wewascontenders]

Your 'ex' isn't bi. She's an attention whore, and so are you. You do tell quite the tale, I'll give you that, but next time try and tell people who care.

[Renee]

I want to make a standard AP comment about your age but then I realize that I am only a year older.

Someone else do it please.
LOL, you're 15.

[lovely864md]

Your 'ex' isn't bi. She's an attention whore, and so are you. You do tell quite the tale, I'll give you that, but next time try and tell people who care.

We have a winner!

LOL, you're 15.

And thank you.

[wewascontenders]

We have a winner!



And thank you.

:bow:

[maiabean]

She cheated because she didn't want to fuck you. That's why she didn't extend the invite to you.

[freefall123]

She cheated because she didn't want to fuck you. That's why she didn't extend the invite to you.

:-(

[lovely864md]

Get her to date you again, become bi yourself, and then don't invite her while you fuck other guys. That'll show her!

[wewascontenders]

Get her to date you again, become bi yourself, and then don't invite her while you fuck other guys. That'll show her!

bingo bango

[maiabean]

:-(

Are you frowning because you know it's true?

[maiabean]

Get her to date you again, become bi yourself, and then don't invite her while you fuck other guys. That'll show her!

I lol'ed.

[Chris Fallon]

I knew there was good reason why I never came in here anymore.

Good lord.

[lovely864md]

I knew there was good reason why I never came in here anymore.

Good lord.

<-----The reason that you DO come in here!

[freefall123]

Are you frowning because you know it's true?

kinda.
haha

[Chris Fallon]

<-----The reason that you DO come in here!
:wave:

This brings back memories

[lovely864md]

:wave:

This brings back memories

Who are you again?

[maiabean]

kinda.
haha

Haha aw. Don't sweat it.. You'll find other sluts in your lifetime.

[Chris Fallon]

Who are you again?
Arnold Peppenstein, Jewish Attorney to the Stars.

[freefall123]

Haha aw. Don't sweat it.. You'll find other sluts in your lifetime.

haha i cant wait to find those other sluts. =)

[lovely864md]

Arnold Peppenstein, Jewish Attorney to the Stars.

Hello there Arnold. How are you this fine evening?

[lovely864md]

haha i cant wait to find those other sluts. =)

Dear god do you even have pubes?

[freefall123]

Dear god do you even have pubes?

yes i do =)
how about you?

[Chris Fallon]

Hello there Arnold. How are you this fine evening?
Going through some files and papers to help my clients. Ya know... the uuuuuj.

How you doin' tonight, tulip face?

Lame nickname alert

[Chris Fallon]

yes i do =)
how about you?
Reported.

[freefall123]

Reported.

what?

[lovely864md]

yes i do =)
how about you?

Yeah man, they're out of control. I'm thinking of doing dreadlocks.

Going through some files and papers to help my clients. Ya know... the uuuuuj.

How you doin' tonight, tulip face?

Lame nickname alert

I'm sleepy and still haven't packed or even done any laundry and I'm leaving in a little over 7 hours.

It's okay, I was nicknamed Meercat the other day

[freefall123]

[quote=lovely864md;14970871]Yeah man, they're out of control. I'm thinking of doing dreadlocks.


well thats just awesome. i'm jealous :-(

[Chris Fallon]

Yeah man, they're out of control. I'm thinking of doing dreadlocks.



I'm sleepy and still haven't packed or even done any laundry and I'm leaving in a little over 7 hours.

It's okay, I was nicknamed Meercat the other day
I'm glad I caught you before you leave then :celebrate:

I'm about to head out to the bars because there is a big fesitval in town this weekend and lotsa people are out.

Hakuna matata? Timon was a meerkat!

[lovely864md]

well thats just awesome. i'm jealous :-(

It goes with this whole Rastafarian thing I've got going on. But my boyfriend's afraid that they'll be like tentacles and grab him while we're doing the deed.

[Chris Fallon]

It goes with this whole Rastafarian thing I've got going on. But my boyfriend's afraid that they'll be like tentacles and grab him while we're doing the deed.
Graphic and illegal!

[lovely864md]

I'm glad I caught you before you leave then :celebrate:

I'm about to head out to the bars because there is a big fesitval in town this weekend and lotsa people are out.

Hakuna matata? Timon was a meerkat!

Yayy! I'll send you back a nice long PM before I go to bed. Or, if I'm lazy, I'll wait until I wake up. Either way I'll be about 30% coherent.

You crazy boy. Perhaps MST will come out for the festivities? We can only hope.

I watched that movie a week ago. And immediately after, I watched the second one.

[lovely864md]

Graphic and illegal!

But forbidden and enticing!

[Chris Fallon]

Yayy! I'll send you back a nice long PM before I go to bed. Or, if I'm lazy, I'll wait until I wake up. Either way I'll be about 30% coherent.

You crazy boy. Perhaps MST will come out for the festivities? We can only hope.

I watched that movie a week ago. And immediately after, I watched the second one.
Hahaha looking forward to it, m'lady. I hope you have fun on your little vacation though - PL won't be the same without you.

She broke both her legs again... what a flake.

But forbidden and enticing!
:nod:

[bobby runs]

We have a winner!



And thank you.
I thought it was anal

[lovely864md]

Hahaha looking forward to it, m'lady. I hope you have fun on your little vacation though - PL won't be the same without you.

She broke both her legs again... what a flake.


:nod:

PL will limp on like the AP bastard child that it is but yes, my light will not shine here for a while!

Even better, you don't have to worry about her kicking while you hold her down.

[lovely864md]

I thought it was anal

It's never anal.

[Chris Fallon]

PL will limp on like the AP bastard child that it is but yes, my light will not shine here for a while!

Even better, you don't have to worry about her kicking while you hold her down.
:lol:

Oh Mary, I'm gonna miss you so much.

[lovely864md]

:lol:

Oh Mary, I'm gonna miss you so much.

:biggrin: Well if you get too lonely late at night with no Mary then text me!

[hockeyguitar99]

Get her to date you again, become bi yourself, and then don't invite her while you fuck other guys. That'll show her!

Seems like the only reasonable answer.

[bobby runs]

It's never anal.
I miss those anal response days

[lovely864md]

Seems like the only reasonable answer.

That and kill yourself.

I miss those anal response days

"Not I," said the goose.

[Nick Le]

I want to make a standard AP comment about your age but then I realize that I am only a year older.

Someone else do it please.

hahaha

[leezer]

I want to make a standard AP comment about your age but then I realize that I am only a year older.

Someone else do it please.

loving the avatar

[Hamlet]

that she fucked a bunch of chicks while we went out and never asked me to join. i'm insulted. haha

She's not bi, she's just a slut.

[anamericangod]

Tentacle pubes. My favorite.

[lovely864md]

Tentacle pubes. My favorite.

Another day, another clear indicator of my sanity!

[anamericangod]

Another day, another clear indicator of my sanity!

Did you ever make a 10K thread?

[lovely864md]

Did you ever make a 10K thread?

Kaitlin (checkeredstars) made it for me. It was just my face in SFW porn. I didn't really care about hitting it.

[anamericangod]

Kaitlin (checkeredstars) made it for me. It was just my face in SFW porn. I didn't really care about hitting it.

Didn't care about hittin' it. Borrrring.

[lovely864md]

Didn't care about hittin' it. Borrrring.

I am a boring and lackluster human being! It was only fitting.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

that sounds really cool. I'm sure you're going to gave a great time doing all of that. I hope the trip to your local planned parenthood is equally as fun.

[drewziph]

It's never anal.
no anal? :(

[anamericangod]

that sounds really cool. I'm sure you're going to gave a great time doing all of that. I hope the trip to your local planned parenthood is equally as fun.

Planned Parenthood is the new Chuck E Cheese's.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Planned Parenthood is the new Chuck E Cheese's.

After all, the ball pit is a lot if fun.

[anamericangod]

After all, the ball pit is a lot if fun.

I'm sure you enjoy ball pits very much.

Speaking of ball pits, a kid got bit by a rattlesnake in the ball pit at the local McDonald's.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I'm sure you enjoy ball pits very much.

Speaking of ball pits, a kid got bit by a rattlesnake in the ball pit at the local McDonald's.

no, I was never really a fan of the ball pit. I enjoyed the fake bowling game more.


That's horrible. He should of just stuck to finishing his French fries like his mother told him to do. I hope the kids alright though

[anamericangod]

no, I was never really a fan of the ball pit. I enjoyed the fake bowling game more.


That's horrible. He should of just stuck to finishing his French fries like his mother told him to do. I hope the kids alright though

Ski ball?

That should be the new punishment for disobeying your parents. You just get bitten by a fucking snake. Kids everywhere will become model citizens overnight.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Ski ball?

That should be the new punishment for disobeying your parents. You just get bitten by a fucking snake. Kids everywhere will become model citizens overnight.


Yeahh, ski ball! My fav.

could you imagine a little kid not wanting to clean their room and their mother just saying "I don't want to have too get the anaconda out of the basement again"

[4N6 science]

I hook-up with a bi girl :shrug:

[stayforawhile]

I hook-up with a bi girl :shrug:
Oh lord Jon.

[freefall123]

I hook-up with a bi girl :shrug:

very nice =P

[crushlustcrash]

I hook-up with a bi girl :shrug:

so what?im bi.

[Neo Cassady]

so what?im bi.

But you're also old enough to have figured that out.

[4N6 science]

Oh lord Jon.

what ashley.. did I say something wrong?

very nice =P

I thought so.

so what?im bi.

want to join us? JK

[crushlustcrash]

what ashley.. did I say something wrong?



I thought so.



want to join us? JK

LOL!so much for the more the merrier!

[4N6 science]

LOL!so much for the more the merrier!

well you're quite a distance away...

[stayforawhile]

what ashley.. did I say something wrong?



I thought so.



want to join us? JK
No no Jon, it's all good.

[4N6 science]

No no Jon, it's all good.
haha just checking, how are you doing I haven't seen you on for a couple of days.. getting tired of AP or just me?

[The_kok]

im eating king peppermints right now

[daniel.e]

im eating king peppermints right now

Ok. Your avatar is disturbing.

[stayforawhile]

haha just checking, how are you doing I haven't seen you on for a couple of days.. getting tired of AP or just me?
Nahh hwo could I get tired of AP! I have been working a lot more hours and shit.

[4N6 science]

Nahh hwo could I get tired of AP! I have been working a lot more hours and shit.


ohh soo you're getting tired of me, i see how it is.


that sucks you work more..but you get more money.

[stayforawhile]

ohh soo you're getting tired of me, i see how it is.


that sucks you work more..but you get more money.
No I could never get tired of you. Work sucks, ya know how it is.

[4N6 science]

No I could never get tired of you. Work sucks, ya know how it is.


I'm glad to hear that..

Work sucks, I know, she left me roses by the stairs surprises let me know she cares..

[stayforawhile]

I'm glad to hear that..

Work sucks, I know, she left me roses by the stairs surprises let me know she cares..
I wanted to say that but I decided against it. Say it ain't so I will not go, turn teh lights off carry me homeeee.

[4N6 science]

I wanted to say that but I decided against it. Say it ain't so I will not go, turn teh lights off carry me homeeee.

hahah thanks for letting me take the lead then.

I'm putting that song on right now.


naw naw naw nawnaw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw

[Fallinto_rhythm]

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me. Nobody likes you when you're 23 or 21 in Jon's case :)


since everyone else is singing blink I thought I'd chime in.

[4N6 science]

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me. Nobody likes you when you're 23 or 21 in Jon's case :)


since everyone else is singing blink I thought I'd chime in.


haha thanks.. but everyone likes you when you're 21 cause you buy everybody alcohol.

[stayforawhile]

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me. Nobody likes you when you're 23 or 21 in Jon's case :)


since everyone else is singing blink I thought I'd chime in.
you're a real ass

[Fallinto_rhythm]

haha thanks.. but everyone likes you when you're 21 cause you buy everybody alcohol.

I get my own alcohol thank you very much!

[Fallinto_rhythm]

you're a real ass

as you told me before

[4N6 science]

I get my own alcohol thank you very much!

alright.. at least I can't caught with underage drinking? :shrug:

[stayforawhile]

I get my own alcohol thank you very much!
You? I am pretty sure I'm usually the one supplying the Absolut and Heiniken thank you very much!

[stayforawhile]

hahah thanks for letting me take the lead then.

I'm putting that song on right now.


naw naw naw nawnaw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
naw naw naw naw
Good I would pay good money to see them on tour again.

[4N6 science]

Good I would pay good money to see them on tour again.


its over now.. I'm listening to Knights in Paris.

[stayforawhile]

its over now.. I'm listening to Knights in Paris.
Lameooo

[4N6 science]

Lameooo

what?!

knights in paris is good

[stayforawhile]

what?!

knights in paris is good
Never heard of them.

[4N6 science]

Never heard of them.

they're in my signature.

but I'm out I'm gonna watch pirates of the Caribbean. ttyl

[Fallinto_rhythm]

You? I am pretty sure I'm usually the one supplying the Absolut and Heiniken thank you very much!

who supplys the plant?

[stayforawhile]

"Did you just spit on me? You just fucking spit on me WHy the fuck did you just spit on me? I just felt you spit on me!" - Nikki
"Want an apple bitch? Making fun of us for being healthy, you should be eating the apple fat ass"- Nikki

[stayforawhile]

who supplys the plant?
Jadie or JOse

[Chris Fallon]

I say you need to pick one team and stick with it. You can't play on both the Yankees and the Mets at the same time.

[stayforawhile]

they're in my signature.

but I'm out I'm gonna watch pirates of the Caribbean. ttyl
Aight, have fun!

[stayforawhile]

I say you need to pick one team and stick with it. You can't play on both the Yankees and the Mets at the same time.
Exactly how I feel. You have to be on one side of the fence and stay on the same damn side.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Jadie or JOse

that's right! jadie stopped though cause her panic attacks, and I hate Jose

[thesafeword]

I say you need to pick one team and stick with it. You can't play on both the Yankees and the Mets at the same time.
Play for as many teams as you want, just don't play for the Mariners. We kind of fucking suck...

[Marty_s]

that she fucked a bunch of chicks while we went out and never asked me to join. i'm insulted. haha

n00dz or it didn't happen.

[freefall123]

n00dz or it didn't happen.

i'll ask her for some next time chill with her haha

[thesafeword]

Nice.

[failingwithease]

But you're also old enough to have figured that out.

You have to be a certain age?

[kaycey]

Get her to date you again, become bi yourself, and then don't invite her while you fuck other guys. That'll show her!
hahahaha

[Carpe Diem]

wait for her to do it again, then jump through her window naked and ready.

[Marty_s]

i'll ask her for some next time chill with her haha

when are you gonna chill with her next? lol

[Neo Cassady]

You have to be a certain age?

No, but it seems there's a trend of young teens who claim they're bi because it's "cool", not because they really are. People are more likely to have figured out their sexuality for real once they're a bit older.

[freefall123]

when are you gonna chill with her next? lol

haha
ummm maybe this weekend. the first thing ill do is ask for n00ds. =P haha

[Paulb-182]

haha i cant wait to find those other sluts. =)

oh dont even worry, theres lots about : )

[Paulb-182]

wait for her to do it again, then jump through her window naked and ready.

by ready he means already with a raging hardon, thought id give you that bit of advice kidda : )

[Willy McFurgle]

by ready he means already with a raging hard on, thought id give you that bit of advice kidda : )

Haha, wear a superman cape when you jump through.

[Judge'sDaughter]

She cheated because she didn't want to fuck you. That's why she didn't extend the invite to you.
truth.

[inyoursea]

why is it most PL posts end up taking a creepy turn at one point or another?

[Judge'sDaughter]

why is it most PL posts end up taking a creepy turn at one point or another?
because nobody can take one another seriously and we need to resort to disgustin/funny topics in order to keep sane.
also, we like buttsecks.

[inyoursea]

because nobody can take one another seriously and we need to resort to disgustin/funny topics in order to keep sane.
also, we like buttsecks.

lol sounds good to me.
i'm pretty sure it's a requirement to like anal if you want to post on AP anwyays

[checkered.stars]

Your 'ex' isn't bi. She's an attention whore, and so are you. You do tell quite the tale, I'll give you that, but next time try and tell people who care.
+1 for Greg

[freefall123]

Haha, wear a superman cape when you jump through.

excellent idea =P

[Paulb-182]

Haha, wear a superman cape when you jump through.

would be quality!!!

should do it

[failingwithease]

no girl is actually a bisexual before she is out of highschool.

lol. That's certainly an ignorant opinion to have.

[notoaststereo]

lol. That's certainly an ignorant opinion to have.i believe in bi-sexuallity, but i also believe when you're in highschool it can sometimes just be a phase. a lot of girls i knew throughout highschool claimed tot be bisexual when they werent.

[wewascontenders]

+1 for Greg

That gives me 3, bingo.

[failingwithease]

i believe in bi-sexuallity, but i also believe when you're in highschool it can sometimes just be a phase. a lot of girls i knew throughout highschool claimed tot be bisexual when they werent.

Which doesn't mean that everyone has to be out of high school to understand their sexuality. It's really annoying when people generalize things like that and then offer it to everyone as fact.

[4N6 science]

I like bi girls...

[Wildness774]

wow thats crazy

[allthruwinter]

You should be glad she didn't ask you to join her skank ass. She probably has a raging case of Herpes now. And fucking a bunch of chicks at 15? Even more gross.

[freefall123]

You should be glad she didn't ask you to join her skank ass. She probably has a raging case of Herpes now. And fucking a bunch of chicks at 15? Even more gross.

good point. i would rather not have herpes.

[Yes. And?]

Your 'ex' isn't bi. She's an attention whore, and so are you. You do tell quite the tale, I'll give you that, but next time try and tell people who care.
Well, if she actually fucked other girls, she's probably bisexual. Not saying she couldn't still be an attention whore, but still.

[Yes. And?]

no girl is actually a bisexual before she is out of highschool.
Hello, ignorance.

[notoaststereo]

Hello, ignorance.i just dont believe it's enough time to truely understand where your at. it is wrong of me to generalize that yes. but for most of the girls (or guys) i know that said they were bi while in middle/high school it was just a phase.

[supadupa003]

i believe in bi-sexuallity, but i also believe when you're in highschool it can sometimes just be a phase. a lot of girls i knew throughout highschool claimed tot be bisexual when they werent.

I agree; in middle school and high school people don't fucking know a real thing about sex or sexual orientation...sure, they may experiment and have a feeling about what/who they are...but you don't fully understand those concepts in high school. People just try to accelerate the growing up process by diving head first into these kind of things.

[Angylion Gefell]

My ex really got around with chicks when we were going out. She never did anything with me. When I brought it up she started crying and wouldn't let anyone touch her for weeks. Then she was right back where she started from.

If that is a phase, it's a phase that pisses me the fuck off.

[Yes. And?]

i just dont believe it's enough time to truely understand where your at. it is wrong of me to generalize that yes. but for most of the girls (or guys) i know that said they were bi while in middle/high school it was just a phase.
15+ years isn't enough time to become aware of your sexuality, which isn't even a cut-and-dry issue for many people? Says who? Would you say high schoolers are too young to know whether they're gay or straight in high school? I don't know about you, but I've known I like dudes since childhood.

[notoaststereo]

15+ years isn't enough time to become aware of your sexuality, which isn't even a cut-and-dry issue for many people? Says who? Would you say high schoolers are too young to know whether they're gay or straight in high school? I don't know about you, but I've known I like dudes since childhood.


touché. i just believe that 90% of the time when a middle/highschool student says they are bi they are doing it strictly for attention or to be different and nothing else. that is what i mean by it being a phase. not all of them do it, but most.

i cant really explain what i mean, so i'll drop the topic.

[Yes. And?]

touché. i just believe that 90% of the time when a middle/highschool student says they are bi they are doing it strictly for attention or to be different and nothing else. that is what i mean by it being a phase. not all of them do it, but most.

i cant really explain what i mean, so i'll drop the topic.
I understand where you're coming from. On livejournal, I'm part of this community that mocks scene/emo kids and damn near every 14 year-old girl is bIi Nd pR0Ud!!

It's discouraging because idiots like these and the Tila Tequilas of the world help enorce the stereotype that bisexuality is something temporary, a phase. Not as legitimate an orientation as heterosexual or homosexual. On the other hand, is it better to have people exploring options and labels like bi or revile them? I think the former. That's a whole other discussion, though..

[notoaststereo]

I understand where you're coming from. On livejournal, I'm part of this community that mocks scene/emo kids and damn near every 14 year-old girl is bIi Nd pR0Ud!!

It's discouraging because idiots like these and the Tila Tequilas of the world help enorce the stereotype that bisexuality is something temporary, a phase. Not as legitimate an orientation as heterosexual or homosexual. On the other hand, is it better to have people exploring options and labels like bi or revile them? I think the former. That's a whole other discussion, though..
i agree with you, i think we have th esame opinion i just worded it incorrectly.

[Angylion Gefell]

I understand where you're coming from. On livejournal, I'm part of this community that mocks scene/emo kids and damn near every 14 year-old girl is bIi Nd pR0Ud!!

It's discouraging because idiots like these and the Tila Tequilas of the world help enorce the stereotype that bisexuality is something temporary, a phase. Not as legitimate an orientation as heterosexual or homosexual. On the other hand, is it better to have people exploring options and labels like bi or revile them? I think the former. That's a whole other discussion, though..

I agree with this post.

[Marty_s]

n00dZ??