Dreams

[hXc_pwnage]

Alright...post your fucked up/weird/crazy/whatever dreams. Or if they are just regular, I give you permission.

Well I as running around my house ( but it wasn't my house ) looking for a drink. I was like, "WHERE ARE MY FUCKING DRIIIIIIIIINKS!?" And I couldn't find anything. So I was just like, "FUCK!" Then, I looked one more time and found a glass bottle of Juicy Juice. So I drank that shit. Then, all of a sudden I had to go to school and so my mom hands me the huge container of Juicy Juice. So I go to school and some random fucking kid steals my Juicy Juice. So then I was like, "Awww hell no." So I ran around the school chasin the fucker for like half the day. I finally caught him and stole my Juicy Juice back and told him if he ever touched it again I'd light him on fire. Needless to say he won't mess with me in my dreams again. So then I go to a class and it's the first day, but we have some project due. So I was like, "Well shit." So I pull out my Juicy Juice and start to drink. Then kids start yelling out these cuss words and the teacher is laughing like hell. Then this random bell rings and kids start running everywhere. So then I run out and look for my friend...but her friend said she had to go home at 5 because her parents made her. But I was like, "Uh...it's only like 1." And then she dissapeared. And so then I look over, and I lost my Juicy Juice. And I woke up.

[im_random]

Hahaha what the fuck?

I don't remember it very well, but once when I was little I had a dream that I was trapped in Looney Toon land and all my friends became like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck..it was crazyness.

[torch]

My dreams always change halfway through.

Last night I had a dream and there were these adults all around me, following my orders. I can't remember what was going on but it was serious. Then I was in my shed, but it was empty. And there was a light in the middle, with a little string to turn it on. It was pitch black and I turned the light on. Then I guess i got out and learned to move stuff with my mind or something, like in the matrix or Star wars. Then this is the part I really remember. It was like a Japanese martial arts movie. This asian boy was leaving my shed, and a little asian girl was with him. Then he stops, turns to turn off the light with his mind, turns around and realizes it didn't work. So he looks back and then I woke up.

What the fuck?

[YearsGoneBy]

i usually dont have dreams but when i do its usually about freddy or jason coming to kill me...im messed up

[ohlookitspaul]

i was making hot penis love to TJ and then...

i mean...

no dreams last night. but i have a lot of weird ones that i'll post later when i have time.

[Bikeage]

i have some general dreams that i can remember about, but nothign too weird recently that i can recall

one of em was i had to kill my one of my brothers in order to save a bunch of people, and we were standing on like this ledge that was on the middle of the cliff, so i had to slit his throat, and then afterwards i ended up blaming it on some guy that was next to me somehow

another one was in the back of my old elementary school there's this big field (think 3-4 soccer fields). So me and my two friends (dont kow em anymore) are back there, and one of em finds a gun. One of em tells me to shoot it in the air, but I say no. Then the other guy takes the gun, points it to the back of my head, and shoots me in the head. All the sudden it goes to this view from directly above us,a dn i see him throw down the gun & they run away (my head is pretty much a mess and theres a lot of gore on the ground). Then I realize that I died, and I'm supposedly an angel or something. Thing is, when he shot me in the head in the dream, i felt this really big numbing sensation in the same spot, like when u hit ur funny-bone but it was in my brain).... i then immediately woke up freaked out


i've also had alot of sex dreams (mainly about my gf/ex) lol

[The Bled 13]

I had sex with a mouse that looked like Carmen Electra.

[YearsGoneBy]

I had sex with a mouse that looked like Carmen Electra.
..............strange

[EMO-tionRomance]

I had this one dream where I went to my friend's house but no one was home so I went inside to wait for them in the basement where we usually hang out. So I'm sitting down there reading this magazine on the couch when this gigantic black truck pulls up and it looks a lot like the truck of my next door neighbor. But not anyone in that house. But then their dad gets out of the truck and he comes in and all of a sudden I knew I had to get out of there. So I head for the stairs and he's coming in the back door but it's like I'm running thru mud and I couldnt move and he's to me in a slit second and his eyes were like fire and he grabbed me and threw me down on the couch and tied me up. I said, 'what are you gonna do?' and he said, 'what do you think?' and I knew I was a gonner. So he's sitting there reading the magazine I was reading before and somehow I manage to free myself of my bonds and I run outside. It was light when I went in and suddenly it's completely dark. So I'm running out of their yard and I see him get into his truck and I'm thinking he's going to follow me or something, but he doesnt and when I turn around he's gone. So I'm running down the street and as I'm going, the lights in the homes and the street lights go black as I get to them. I go to this house with this big bay window next to the door and I start banging frantically on the door, crying for help, and nobody will answer. Then I glance to the side and there's the entire family, standing in front of the window, posing as if for a family portrait, and theyre grinning. They just stand there, starnig at ME, grinning. They refuse to open the door so I run down the street farther and each house I get to the lights go out and for some reason each house has a big window in the front and every resident of that house is there to grin evily at me. The darkness is chasing me and when it finally starts to consume my mind I all of a sudden wake up.


And the weirdest part is, I had never met my friends' dad before this dream and I'd never seen a picture of him either in the house (divorced) and when I finally did find out what he really looked like, it was exactly how it was in my dream.

I do not shit you.

[The Bled 13]

It's not strange, it's awesome.

[popdisaster00]

I used to live in california...I moved here when I was 7. When I was 6, I had this dream that I was in this house I'd never been in before..and The next year when I moved, I moved into the exact same house in my dream.

I also do not shit you.

[Bridge It 8D]

wet dreams rock!!!!

[Bridge It 8D]

oh yeah and the one when your falling from a building and you jump right before you wake up

[punklet2101]

I had a fucked up dream...

I was walking down a street (no idea where it actually was) which was pretty much empty, and stopped at a big house and went inside. I opened the door and the floor was just absolutely covered with dead babies with coins on their eyes (just like the greek tradition).

I went back out the front door and saw 2 of my parents friends standing there and it looked like they were about to go in, and I said "you don't wanna go in there" and then I woke up.

[Alex Djaferis]

when i was younger i used to live in these big apartment complexes, and i used to live on the 6th floor. there were 9 in the one i was in. And i used to dream that i would climb up the building from my balcony to the top, kind of spiderman style but with a bit more challenge too it. When id get to the top, id simply jump off...and id wake up half way down because my stomach was about 5 feet above my head.

there 2 more but ill post em later.

[aurora]

A weird one that was really vivid.

Okay, so I was in a forest with several of my friends. And for some reason there was a mini-mart right in the middle of the forest, and we kept going there to get coffee. So then one of the times we went in we met Chris Conley and he was like "Are you guys going to the boat?" and everyone around me was like "yeah yeah, we're going, ect" But I had no clue what was going on, and then he just left. But anyway, so we left the mini-mart and we were going for a walk and all of a sudden the forest kind of blended into this park near my house. So we got into these really really tiny cars and drove to the boat. I was driving like... a mini-white-corvette and two of my friends were in the back seat. But I dont even think regular corvettes have back seats, but anyway. There's a part in here that I dont remember, but we were driving through a city all of a sudden, I think it was Baltimore. But then we got to the boat and we drove right on there with the cars. And so there was a huge party on the boat. It was kind of formal though, like a wedding party. And half of my family was there. So THEN my grandparents decide to drive the mini-corvette that I was driving, and they are driving all over the boat in it, but then they accidentally drove off of the boat. And so everyone freaked out and thought they drowned and then five minutes later they spring out of the water about a hundred feet away and wave like synchronized swimmmers. Twas quite strange.

Another time I had a dream that I was in the video for Thriller doing the dance and stuff (I was one of the creepy dead people), except we all sprang out from behind trees and stuff. It was in a forest. A lot of my dreams are in forests if anyone knows what that means...?

I can't think of any others right now, maybe I'll post more if I think of them. I have pretty crazy dreams.

[CROMagnon]

I can't think of anything in particular, but I have a bunch of dreams that turn out like b-rated action movies: terrorists/political faction/madmen take over school/warehouse/prison/hotel, take hostages, and it's up to me to save the day, which I do. Somehow I always end up in an elevator shaft, too.

I also once had a dream where I had to exorcise a ghost from some catacombs under a really old castle.

[ohlookitspaul]

one time i had this dream...

i'm in my room and i look through the door and (my aunt and uncle's room is right across the hall) i look into their room and they're sitting on their bed, with red eyes, chanting and stuff. and there's a huge bag of money sitting by their door. and for some reason i grab the money and run to my bathroom further down the hall and shut the door. and randomly of course, my friend from hs shows up. and the bag of money is forgotten about. but we find this manila folder that has lots of pictures in it of like candid shots of me at school and stuff. and we come up with the logical conclusion that my friend michelle must be a spy for the CIA and is spying on us. then, little green snakes come crawling out of everywhere, brought on by the witch chantings of my aunt and uncle. so i run.

and then i wake up.

weird...

and i KNOW i had a weird dream last night but i cant remember it...i hate it when that happens.

[-whisp-]

and i KNOW i had a weird dream last night but i cant remember it...i hate it when that happens.

happens to me alll the time, its frustrating... i remember it for a second after i wake up, and then... poof, i lose it.. sad. i tried writing down my dreams once...but gave up.

[aurora]

happens to me alll the time, its frustrating... i remember it for a second after i wake up, and then... poof, i lose it.. sad. i tried writing down my dreams once...but gave up.
Gah! I hate that. Happens to me a lot as well. I used to remember my dreams a lot more than I do lately. I hope thats not a bad thing...

[ohlookitspaul]

Gah! I hate that. Happens to me a lot as well. I used to remember my dreams a lot more than I do lately. I hope thats not a bad thing...
it's a symptom of early dementia.

[dretti]

Lately I've been having this weird ass dream, where there is this girl who I have never seen before in my entire life? I mean she is gorgeous, but its different. Every time in the dream she kisses me and then disappears and then the rest of the dream i end up looking all over for her but in different situations.

hmmmmm i think i need to be checked out...

[ohlookitspaul]

Lately I've been having this weird ass dream, where there is this girl who I have never seen before in my entire life? I mean she is gorgeous, but its different. Every time in the dream she kisses me and then disappears and then the rest of the dream i end up looking all over for her but in different situations.

hmmmmm i think i need to be checked out...
recurring dreams are really weird and sort of cool.

i used to have one where i would be set forth with a task in which each step depended on the step before it so that if you messed up, then all results afterwards were screwed. and in every dream, i would do some sort of task like this, and in every one i would realize that i had done something wrong at the very beginning and so i would have to do everything over again.

i had that dream constantly until i was about 15...then it suddenly stopped happening. probably something psychological i bet...

[dretti]

recurring dreams are really weird and sort of cool.

i used to have one where i would be set forth with a task in which each step depended on the step before it so that if you messed up, then all results afterwards were screwed. and in every dream, i would do some sort of task like this, and in every one i would realize that i had done something wrong at the very beginning and so i would have to do everything over again.

i had that dream constantly until i was about 15...then it suddenly stopped happening. probably something psychological i bet...


ha yeah i've had some like that before too, but the dreams that involve this girl involved winding paths, or one time i couldn't make it through a crowd somewhere in a city and none of the people would move, and another time she crossed a busy street where cars were rushing past but i couldn't make it to the other side its weird, i wonder what these mean?

[ohlookitspaul]

ha yeah i've had some like that before too, but the dreams that involve this girl involved winding paths, or one time i couldn't make it through a crowd somewhere in a city and none of the people would move, and another time she crossed a busy street where cars were rushing past but i couldn't make it to the other side its weird, i wonder what these mean?
sexual frustration? hahahahaha...

sorry, i couldn't help it. it was just too easy...

[CROMagnon]

ha yeah i've had some like that before too, but the dreams that involve this girl involved winding paths, or one time i couldn't make it through a crowd somewhere in a city and none of the people would move, and another time she crossed a busy street where cars were rushing past but i couldn't make it to the other side its weird, i wonder what these mean?
chasing something you'll never catch...
i get dreams like that too

[aurora]

it's a symptom of early dementia.
Shut. Up.

[ohlookitspaul]

Shut. Up.
i was kidding, i was kidding, haha

[broken_angel04]

i have a recurring dream about killing people close to me. like a few nights ago, i had a dream that i hired someone to beat my best friend to death. but i swear, i'm not a violent person. :lol2:

[EMO-tionRomance]

Maybe it's symbolizing something real in your life that you desperately want but seems like it's just barely out of reach at all times. (Dretti)

[ohlookitspaul]

i have a recurring dream about killing people close to me. like a few nights ago, i had a dream that i hired someone to beat my best friend to death. but i swear, i'm not a violent person. :lol2:
that sort of makes me want to say mean things to you just so i won't become your friend :)

[aurora]

Ummmmmmm.....normal. :smarty:

[dretti]

sexual frustration? hahahahaha...

sorry, i couldn't help it. it was just too easy...



hahahhahaha

hmmmmmmmmm......maybe.......if i see this girl one day though, i am going to get kinda freaked out