View Full Version : I wish..
spansen
07/27/08, 04:23 PM
I still had a girlfriend, as I just learned I'll have the house to myself for three days this upcoming week.. And I doubt anything exciting happens now. :-(
Getup and Dance
07/27/08, 04:30 PM
Masturbate in every room of the house.
Chris Reynolds
07/27/08, 04:38 PM
Craigslist
spansen
07/27/08, 04:43 PM
haha.. well. i know that if i still had her this week at home would be good.. because there'd be absolutely no worries of when the 'rents got home.
drewziph
07/27/08, 04:52 PM
haha timing sucks.
spansen
07/27/08, 04:59 PM
indeed it does.
WakeUpBlondie
07/27/08, 05:51 PM
Craigslist
post an add wanting anal in craigslist
4N6 science
07/27/08, 05:53 PM
post an add wanting anal in craigslist
anal from craigslist FTW.
Masturbate in every room of the house.
Sick idea.
I'm going to do that tonight
4N6 science
07/27/08, 06:02 PM
Sick idea.
I'm going to do that tonight
you would...
argg_xo
07/27/08, 06:04 PM
i wish my parents left for 3 damn days! they never go anywhere!!!!!
Fallinto_rhythm
07/27/08, 06:05 PM
I'll come over.
we can play checkers and my all time favorite....scramble!!!
4N6 science
07/27/08, 06:09 PM
i wish my parents left for 3 damn days! they never go anywhere!!!!!
mine never do either.. the one time they did.. lets just say I took full advantage of it.
My dad and step mom leave for months at a time. My mom and step father also leave frequently, but for three or four days at a time. Just long enough for me to trash their place and have to worry about getting it cleaned in time.
brentkid
07/28/08, 06:32 AM
I'm with you on this one. My parents are leaving me home alone for a week soon.
mybelladaniella
07/28/08, 10:19 AM
My parents are gone for 3 months (but coming back Thursday-Friday for my older brother's wedding, then leaving again) and they left me with my 16 year old step-brother. He's the fucking devil in human form.
Concrete&&Water
07/28/08, 10:27 AM
i wish my parents left for 3 damn days! they never go anywhere!!!!!
yeah, mine dont either..
its terrible..
D:
Richard Maxim
07/28/08, 10:56 AM
my parents are zombies, they might as well be dead because theyre never home regardless.
tell her you love her and then suprise anal her.
chronomic
07/28/08, 11:37 AM
oh grow some fuckin balls and kill yourself or something, geeez do i have to think of EVERYTHING?!
coryatlarge
07/29/08, 08:59 PM
Masturbate in every room of the house.
ahahahahahahah....... that brought the lulz.......
Willy McFurgle
07/29/08, 09:04 PM
Mine go out of town all the time, i just don't live with em so woo hoo!
Angylion Gefell
07/29/08, 09:26 PM
Kill yourself in every room in the house.
hockeyguitar99
07/29/08, 09:41 PM
Throw a party, unreasonable alcohol consumption could help your chances.
SauzaGold
07/29/08, 10:45 PM
Throw a party, unreasonable alcohol consumption could help your chances.
pretty much.
drewziph
07/30/08, 02:54 AM
invite all of ap.
thesafeword
07/30/08, 03:00 AM
oh grow some fuckin balls and kill yourself or something, geeez do i have to think of EVERYTHING?!
Thank God that we have you.
HelpMeSleep
07/30/08, 03:04 AM
I fucking hate that. About a month ago, my mom and I got in a huge fight and she kicked me out and my dad put me up in a pretty nice hotel. At first, my boyfriend was out of state visiting his dad so we couldn't take advantage of it. And then he surprised me the night he came home and came over, but I got food poisoning that night so it didn't last. And then a couple days later, he broke up with me so then I had the hotel room for another week and we couldn't use it. What a fucking waste haha.
drewziph
07/30/08, 03:14 AM
thats what happens when u get food poisoning. selfish bitch! :p
haha
but yes, throw a party in their absence
HelpMeSleep
07/30/08, 03:45 AM
thats what happens when u get food poisoning. selfish bitch! :p
Haha. I mean I totally asked for that food poisoning, right?
I was really good though... I was so excited to see him and so happy to be with him, I just ignored the fact that I felt sick. We were making out for a couple hours, I gave him quite a bit of head and we took a bath together... and the entire time I totally blocked out the urge to die. I was just secretly glad when he didn't stay over and the first thing I did as soon as he let himself out was go puke a good 4 times in a row.
drewziph
07/30/08, 03:51 AM
Haha. I mean I totally asked for that food poisoning, right?
I was really good though... I was so excited to see him and so happy to be with him, I just ignored the fact that I felt sick. We were making out for a couple hours, I gave him quite a bit of head and we took a bath together... and the entire time I totally blocked out the urge to die. I was just secretly glad when he didn't stay over and the first thing I did as soon as he let himself out was go puke a good 4 times in a row.
ewwww nasty.
:(
HelpMeSleep
07/30/08, 04:19 AM
ewwww nasty.
:(
Sorry for the TMI :(
Seriously though, food poisoning is the fucking worst thing ever. Avoid it at all costs.
Paulb-182
07/30/08, 04:33 AM
Sorry for the TMI :(
Seriously though, food poisoning is the fucking worst thing ever. Avoid it at all costs.
i actually dont know whats up with me
me and my mates had a BBQ the other week, i eat a half cooked sausage and was fine, theres something wrong with my insides
HelpMeSleep
07/30/08, 04:45 AM
i actually dont know whats up with me
me and my mates had a BBQ the other week, i eat a half cooked sausage and was fine, theres something wrong with my insides
You're lucky!
My best friend, her crazy other friend and I were making dinner to surprise her boyfriend, and the crazy friend ended up being in charge and everything because she claims to be a great cook. And I wasn't even the one who dealt with the raw chicken but I somehow ended up being the only one to get sick. She poured some vodka onto the chicken apparently to give it some stupid gross flavor and then after dinner I was the only one who drank some (like one fucking shot mixed in juice), so my friend's boyfriend has a theory that she somehow contaminated the vodka and with the raw chicken and that's how I got sick. He was afraid to drink it after that and ended up throwing it away. I dunno... :shrug:
All I know is, it was completely miserable and I couldn't sleep that night because I kept having to sprint to the bathroom and I had to keep the hotel ice bucket next to my bed and use it for purposes other than ice and I ended up calling my dad at 5 or 6 am crying and he brought me a ton of clothes and medicine and sprite and shit.
Paulb-182
07/30/08, 04:54 AM
haha
fizzy lucozade is the way to go for a sick stomach
drewziph
07/30/08, 04:55 AM
vodka chicken haha
sounds almost as good as my rum pot noodles.
HelpMeSleep
07/30/08, 05:03 AM
haha
fizzy lucozade is the way to go for a sick stomach
Lucozade? I have no idea what that is...
vodka chicken haha
sounds almost as good as my rum pot noodles.
Haha. Rum pot noodles...
Teriyaki vodka chicken was horrible. Wouldn't recommend it. Ever.
Paulb-182
07/30/08, 07:19 AM
Lucozade? I have no idea what that is...
Haha. Rum pot noodles...
Teriyaki vodka chicken was horrible. Wouldn't recommend it. Ever.
an energy drink
its extremely nice
HelpMeSleep
07/30/08, 09:03 AM
an energy drink
its extremely nice
Oh, nice. Rockstar's tend to make me queasy so I don't know if that would be the best solution for me.
drewziph
07/30/08, 09:19 AM
hold on a sec...
don't know what luzocade is?
wtf!
only powerthirst is better.
HelpMeSleep
07/30/08, 09:32 AM
hold on a sec...
don't know what luzocade is?
wtf!
only powerthirst is better.
Nope never heard of it...
But, oh, you're talking energy drink in the gatorade/powerade family, not the Rockstar/Red Bull family. That's completely different, in my opinion...
Willy McFurgle
07/30/08, 09:38 AM
spooge into your dads socks and then take naked Polaroids of yourself and leave em buried in there.
drewziph
07/30/08, 09:53 AM
Nope never heard of it...
But, oh, you're talking energy drink in the gatorade/powerade family, not the Rockstar/Red Bull family. That's completely different, in my opinion...
this is correct
however powerthirst is a joke video.
you could play funny pranks on your neighbors.
http://www.funnypracticaljokes.com/funny-pranks.php
Mirrorsandfevers
07/31/08, 09:53 PM
Insane Clown
If you are at a sleepover, grab some make-up and apply it like crazy. Make your face pale white, completely black, or other dark color. Add eye shadow to go on your eye-lid all the way to brow. Use bright red, black, or dark blue, lipstick and apply all over lips and beyond. Finally take RED blush and apply it in a perfect circle). You'll look like an insane clown!
Shake a person WHILE SLEEPING with the light on and they'll freak looking at your face! It is so funny! You'll scare the crap out of your friend!
That'd suck
Willy McFurgle
07/31/08, 10:34 PM
Bolt down all of the furniture in place, superglue the bedsheets together, throw a sick ass house party, have a petting zoo, set fire to a couch, hook up with random chicks in every room of the house, and call it a day.
bobby runs
07/31/08, 10:47 PM
spankwire
tegan presley
DannySniper
08/01/08, 12:54 AM
Bolt down all of the furniture in place, superglue the bedsheets together, throw a sick ass house party, have a petting zoo, set fire to a couch, hook up with random chicks in every room of the house, and call it a day.
Woah, I can't wait to hear what you've got planned for him to do at night.
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a '64 Impala
Willy McFurgle
08/01/08, 07:40 AM
Woah, I can't wait to hear what you've got planned for him to do at night.
you have no idea whats in store for night time. its huge, i'm talkin bounce house, balloons, and so on.
DannySniper
08/01/08, 07:42 AM
you have no idea whats in store for night time. its huge, i'm talkin bounce house, balloons, and so on.
I'm considering buying a plane ticket. Will there be a ball pit?
Willy McFurgle
08/01/08, 07:47 AM
I'm considering buying a plane ticket. Will there be a ball pit?
There will be a ball pit. As well as Jinky the Juggler once i bail him out for a DUI, I was also able to arrange a dunk tank, a small carnival, and a demonstration performed by a monkey who humps a coconut on a tight rope over a pool of sharks.
DannySniper
08/01/08, 07:49 AM
There will be a ball pit. As well as Jinky the Juggler once i bail him out for a DUI, I was also able to arrange a dunk tank, a small carnival, and a demonstration performed by a monkey who humps a coconut on a tight rope over a pool of sharks.
Kk, can the monkey be in a suit and can there also be the added danger of multiple electric blenders floating in the pool? (Sharks can miss).
Willy McFurgle
08/01/08, 07:58 AM
Kk, can the monkey be in a suit and can there also be the added danger of multiple electric blenders floating in the pool? (Sharks can miss).
done.
DannySniper
08/01/08, 07:59 AM
done.
Kick ass.
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a '64 Impala
Skee Lo was this shit!
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