whats a cute/creative way to ask a girl out?

[Carpe Diem]

this girl i like and who likes me is coming over tomorrow, and i think im gonna ask her out then. but i have absolutely no idea what to do, i wanna do something cute or special cause ive liked her for awhile. please help

[thesafeword]

Stick it in her ass, I guaruntee that nobody else has asked her out like that and if they have, well then you've found yourself a keeper.

[infamous_alias]

Stick it in her ass.

Both cute and creative...I think we have a winner!

[thesafeword]

It only takes one post, the term anal is just being so over used. I needed to change it up a bit.

[Smash Adams]

rape her when she's on the rag and in her period blood write "want to go out with me?"

[Carpe Diem]

thanks guys, really, your so good with ideas

[kwsqd]

you're*

[Renee]

I'd like to see some serious answer, and "awww" at them.

[kwsqd]

nice blunt reneee!

[Renee]

nice blunt reneee!
Thank you!

[Carpe Diem]

me tooo!
im breaking out my bowl. leave repliessss7878789iu

[googirl8907]

I'd like to see some serious answer, and "awww" at them.
Me too.

[kafe]

what's wrong with "hey, i like you. wanna go see a movie/go out for coffee sometimes?" :shrug:

[ThemChains]

You could always make cookies, and using sprinkles spell it out across the cookies, but of course, if she's stupid this won't work.

[Giant Broccoli]

You're not gonna try to fuck?
If I'm home alone+a girl then it = fornication.

But whatever, perhaps you're bitchmade-throw some flowers her way.

[miketrondson]

Flop your dong out while walking to the door. I've seen that girls love that in movies on the internet!

She'll probably blow you at the front door!

[chronomic]

just kill yourself before she comes over. then she'll have no choice BUT to go out with you.

[SLoT]

When she gets to your house open the door and give her a big hug and say I have a surprise for you. Lead her to the couch where you've got a dvd of Carrot Top's Chairman of the Board ready to be put in. Then say I'll be right back why don't look at page 30 of that magazine. The magazine needs to be a copy of the 1996 issue of Sports illustrated swimsuit edition. page 30 (if I remember correctly) should have an add for a nice fedora from Dillards. Anyway, she'll ask why you wanted her to look at it when you get back from putting pop corn in say exactly this at this moment, "I've put popcorn into the microwave for popping. I asked you to look at that because I'm going to be purchasing it later and I was wondering what you thought about such a great looking cap. I love you." She'll laugh and say okay... say I love you again. She'll look at you confused... kneel down and pull out a little ring box (with nothing inside... trust me you won't get that far) tell her some gooey shit about how you've fallen in love with her and if the oceans covered the earth with water tomorrow and everyone drowned that you would float up to the heavens with the love you carry deep within the ventricles of your heart. When she gets teary eyed (which she will after that line) punch her square in the throat. She'll get confused and cry and choke and whatnot... leading you to say, "I'm sorry. I'm more in love with you every second of my life. If you reject my love I'll kill myself the minute you walk out of the door." Take it from there hot shot! She's yours forever.

[Sventhegreat]

I like how he asks how to ask out a girl that "he's liked for so long and is crazy about," yet has no idea how to ask her. Obviously he doesn't know her at all.

[Sventhegreat]

When she gets to your house open the door and give her a big hug and say I have a surprise for you. Lead her to the couch where you've got a dvd of Carrot Top's Chairman of the Board ready to be put in. Then say I'll be right back why don't look at page 30 of that magazine. The magazine needs to be a copy of the 1996 issue of Sports illustrated swimsuit edition. page 30 (if I remember correctly) should have an add for a nice fedora from Dillards. Anyway, she'll ask why you wanted her to look at it when you get back from putting pop corn in say exactly this at this moment, "I've put popcorn into the microwave for popping. I asked you to look at that because I'm going to be purchasing it later and I was wondering what you thought about such a great looking cap. I love you." She'll laugh and say okay... say I love you again. She'll look at you confused... kneel down and pull out a little ring box (with nothing inside... trust me you won't get that far) tell her some gooey shit about how you've fallen in love with her and if the oceans covered the earth with water tomorrow and everyone drowned that you would float up to the heavens with the love you carry deep within the ventricles of your heart. When she gets teary eyed (which she will after that line) punch her square in the throat. She'll get confused and cry and choke and whatnot... leading you to say, "I'm sorry. I'm more in love with you every second of my life. If you reject my love I'll kill myself the minute you walk out of the door." Take it from there hot shot! She's yours forever.

You can't beat that. Well done.

[SLoT]

You can't beat that. Well done.
Thanks man! I appreciate the kind words.

[thesafeword]

You could always make cookies, and using sprinkles spell it out across the cookies, but of course, if she's stupid this won't work.
You drug the cookies though, right?

[lbopm]

i wrote a girl a song once on piano, and went to a local mall where they have pianos set up in this really open space it's really nice with lots of windows really high over your head and played it for her there...


she didn't appreciate it much

[ThemChains]

You drug the cookies though, right?

ANAL FIVE!

[mattybobviously]

i wrote a girl a song once on piano, and went to a local mall where they have pianos set up in this really open space it's really nice with lots of windows really high over your head and played it for her there...


she didn't appreciate it much
Okay well I didn't do it in public but, yeah, that one is a lesson to learn.

[percussionguita]

When she gets to your house open the door and give her a big hug and say I have a surprise for you. Lead her to the couch where you've got a dvd of Carrot Top's Chairman of the Board ready to be put in. Then say I'll be right back why don't look at page 30 of that magazine. The magazine needs to be a copy of the 1996 issue of Sports illustrated swimsuit edition. page 30 (if I remember correctly) should have an add for a nice fedora from Dillards. Anyway, she'll ask why you wanted her to look at it when you get back from putting pop corn in say exactly this at this moment, "I've put popcorn into the microwave for popping. I asked you to look at that because I'm going to be purchasing it later and I was wondering what you thought about such a great looking cap. I love you." She'll laugh and say okay... say I love you again. She'll look at you confused... kneel down and pull out a little ring box (with nothing inside... trust me you won't get that far) tell her some gooey shit about how you've fallen in love with her and if the oceans covered the earth with water tomorrow and everyone drowned that you would float up to the heavens with the love you carry deep within the ventricles of your heart. When she gets teary eyed (which she will after that line) punch her square in the throat. She'll get confused and cry and choke and whatnot... leading you to say, "I'm sorry. I'm more in love with you every second of my life. If you reject my love I'll kill myself the minute you walk out of the door." Take it from there hot shot! She's yours forever.

I LOL'd.

[Getup and Dance]

Cut off your testicles and then mail them to her with a note that says "Want to date?"

[Wildflower61388]

find a pizzle.. put it together and flip it over on the gray/plain side write "will you go out with me"
when she comes over tell her you want to do a puzzle and there is a secret message on the back of it she needs to read. put the puzzle back together with her.

[checkered.stars]

find a pizzle.. put it together and flip it over on the gray/plain side write "will you go out with me"
when she comes over tell her you want to do a puzzle and there is a secret message on the back of it she needs to read. put the puzzle back together with her.
^^only good post in this thread

[googirl8907]

find a pizzle.. put it together and flip it over on the gray/plain side write "will you go out with me"
when she comes over tell her you want to do a puzzle and there is a secret message on the back of it she needs to read. put the puzzle back together with her.
That's a good one.

[Getup and Dance]

find a pizzle.. put it together and flip it over on the gray/plain side write "will you go out with me"
when she comes over tell her you want to do a puzzle and there is a secret message on the back of it she needs to read. put the puzzle back together with her.

What the fuck is a "pizzle"?

is that code of Anal?

[concernedparent]

Do something so overdramatic that you just come off as creepy. Like throw her a surprise party with all her friends and family, or take her to a baseball game and ask her out on the screen.

[Sventhegreat]

Do something so overdramatic that you just come off as creepy. Like throw her a surprise party with all her friends and family, or take her to a baseball game and ask her out on the screen.

hahahahah I would love that so much!

[Sventhegreat]

Especially the surprise party. Just because he's like 14!

[Wildflower61388]

thanks :)

[Carpe Diem]

sweet shit to come back to! hehe

[nikaidoh]

At gunpoint

[ZeRo]

When she comes over, pretend you're not there... Playing hard to get is always the way to a girls heart. Make her stand outside the whole time until she gets picked up or has to go home.

[4N6 science]

When she gets to your house open the door and give her a big hug and say I have a surprise for you. Lead her to the couch where you've got a dvd of Carrot Top's Chairman of the Board ready to be put in. Then say I'll be right back why don't look at page 30 of that magazine. The magazine needs to be a copy of the 1996 issue of Sports illustrated swimsuit edition. page 30 (if I remember correctly) should have an add for a nice fedora from Dillards. Anyway, she'll ask why you wanted her to look at it when you get back from putting pop corn in say exactly this at this moment, "I've put popcorn into the microwave for popping. I asked you to look at that because I'm going to be purchasing it later and I was wondering what you thought about such a great looking cap. I love you." She'll laugh and say okay... say I love you again. She'll look at you confused... kneel down and pull out a little ring box (with nothing inside... trust me you won't get that far) tell her some gooey shit about how you've fallen in love with her and if the oceans covered the earth with water tomorrow and everyone drowned that you would float up to the heavens with the love you carry deep within the ventricles of your heart. When she gets teary eyed (which she will after that line) punch her square in the throat. She'll get confused and cry and choke and whatnot... leading you to say, "I'm sorry. I'm more in love with you every second of my life. If you reject my love I'll kill myself the minute you walk out of the door." Take it from there hot shot! She's yours forever.


Once again Lucas you've outdone yourself with that plan.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Help! I need somebody, help! Not just anybody, help! You know someone, helllppppp!!

[SLoT]

Once again Lucas you've outdone yourself with that plan.

Aww shucks Jon. I've got way more up my sleeveless shirts for everyone to enjoy. Those will mos def come out sometime sooner or later.

[RetardedInLove]

When she gets to your house open the door and give her a big hug and say I have a surprise for you. Lead her to the couch where you've got a dvd of Carrot Top's Chairman of the Board ready to be put in. Then say I'll be right back why don't look at page 30 of that magazine. The magazine needs to be a copy of the 1996 issue of Sports illustrated swimsuit edition. page 30 (if I remember correctly) should have an add for a nice fedora from Dillards. Anyway, she'll ask why you wanted her to look at it when you get back from putting pop corn in say exactly this at this moment, "I've put popcorn into the microwave for popping. I asked you to look at that because I'm going to be purchasing it later and I was wondering what you thought about such a great looking cap. I love you." She'll laugh and say okay... say I love you again. She'll look at you confused... kneel down and pull out a little ring box (with nothing inside... trust me you won't get that far) tell her some gooey shit about how you've fallen in love with her and if the oceans covered the earth with water tomorrow and everyone drowned that you would float up to the heavens with the love you carry deep within the ventricles of your heart. When she gets teary eyed (which she will after that line) punch her square in the throat. She'll get confused and cry and choke and whatnot... leading you to say, "I'm sorry. I'm more in love with you every second of my life. If you reject my love I'll kill myself the minute you walk out of the door." Take it from there hot shot! She's yours forever.

Dude that was amazing. I couldn't stop laughing.

[RetardedInLove]

What the fuck is a "pizzle"?

is that code of Anal?

I lol'd.

[4N6 science]

Aww shucks Jon. I've got way more up my sleeveless shirts for everyone to enjoy. Those will mos def come out sometime sooner or later.

Hahah good to hear. I enjoy reading your extremely long explanations and schemes.

[kwsqd]

kill her parents and ask her out in their blood on the wall.

[4N6 science]

alright Ken.. I didn't think you'd resort to the kind of advice "the kok" dishes out.

[hellogorgeous]

it depends, does she even like you?

[hellogorgeous]

i wrote a girl a song once on piano, and went to a local mall where they have pianos set up in this really open space it's really nice with lots of windows really high over your head and played it for her there...


she didn't appreciate it much


that's fucking cute!

[spansen]

that's fucking cute!
too bad it didn't pan out for him, though!

[LansingGaddis]

Yeah too bad she didn't think so haha. He should have tried the backwards puzzle shit instead.

[4N6 science]

I'm trying the backward puzzle thing on the next girl I ask out.

[about3fitty]

don't be a pussy about it, just ask her. girls never care about that kind of stuff, you will put in so much effort doing something like that and then you won't even get to hit it cause she will think you're soft. you gotta just go for it bro.

[Kaytee Doorknob]

don't be a pussy about it, just ask her. girls never care about that kind of stuff, you will put in so much effort doing something like that and then you won't even get to hit it cause she will think you're soft. you gotta just go for it bro.
speaking as a girl, i think the piano thing was adorable.
We don't see guys who go the extra mile as "pussies".
it just shows that they care that much more.

[argg_xo]

drraw her of a picture of a hand turkey that says 'will you go out with me?' i'm dead serious!!!

[Giant Broccoli]

speaking as a girl, i think the piano thing was adorable.
We don't see guys who go the extra mile as "pussies".
it just shows that they care that much more.


Simultaneously making them far less desirable.:-(

[OdeToTheSun]

speaking as a girl, i think the piano thing was adorable.
We don't see guys who go the extra mile as "pussies".
it just shows that they care that much more.

Yeah, I almost asked the dude what the hell is wrong with being a little soft.
Like i'll admit i'm a softie. Sometimes though I think that fact is to blame when a relationship doesn't last that long for me.

Anyway's keep coming up with more stuff people because i'm keeping these in mind as well.

[thespearkid]

Stick it in her ass
This.

[Chancetobe]

Just watch Laguna Beach and steal some of their ideas. They always found cute ways to ask the girls to prom.

[Kaytee Doorknob]

nah.
I wouldn't go so far as to saying that a soft guy is undesirable.
So long as they can man up when its needed then its alright.

[thespearkid]

You should show her a magic trick.

[.invisible ink.]

What the fuck is a "pizzle"?

is that code of Anal?

From wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzle

Pizzle is an old English word for penis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis), derived from Low German (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low_German) pesel or Flemish Dutch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flemish_%28linguistics%29) pezel, diminutive of Dutch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_language) pees 'sinew'.[1] (http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=pizzle&searchmode=none) The word is used today to signify the penis of an animal, particularly that of a bull (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle).


Also known as a bully stick (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bully_stick), it is represented in heraldry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heraldry), where the adjective pizzled indicates that part of an animate charge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charge_%28heraldry%29)'s anatomy, especially if coloured differently.
It is also known, at least since 1523, especially in the combination "bull pizzle", to denote a flogging instrument made from a bull's penis - compare bullwhip (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullwhip) - and the modern Dutch word bullepees 'bull sinew' which fits a bull pizzle, a term specifying the material is from a bull.

Bull pizzles are almost exclusively used/produced today as chewing treats for dogs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog).[citation needed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed)] The pizzles of bulls are cleaned, stretched, twisted and then dried at a very high heat. The result is a very hard, 80-100 cm long brown stick, which is then sawed into pieces appropriate for the size of the dog, usually 10-20 cm (this process also makes its anatomical origin rather unrecognizable).



I think the pizzle idea was a real winner.

[AsItFallsApart]

You should show her a magic trick.

only if it involves making a pencil disappear

and by pencil i mean penis

[TheSkyline]

rape her when she's on the rag and in her period blood write "want to go out with me?"

I laughed.
Hard.

[WakeUpBlondie]

You're not gonna try to fuck?
If I'm home alone+a girl then it = fornication.

But whatever, perhaps you're bitchmade-throw some flowers her way.

rape her when she's on the rag and in her period blood write "want to go out with me?"

Stick it in her ass, I guaruntee that nobody else has asked her out like that and if they have, well then you've found yourself a keeper.

awwww, isn't AP cute?

[VERSA]

Write your feelings for her on a KY bottle.

[nonamesleft]

"Dear _____,

I challenge you to a game of (checkers, Wii tennis, soccer, etc). If I win, you be my girlfriend. If I lose, I'll be your boyfriend

Love _____"

[FayeQC]

The backward puzzle idea is adorable

[Carpe Diem]

im surprised this thread is still goin haha. thanks for the thoughtful ones ;]

[nonamesleft]

Pick my idea!

[Angylion Gefell]

Dedicate a Helloween song to her over the Hot Topic radio.

[CrenshawPunch]

Quit being a little bitch and just ask her out. Don't be "cute" about it.

[bustamebus]

"Dear _____,

I challenge you to a game of (checkers, Wii tennis, soccer, etc). If I win, you be my girlfriend. If I lose, I'll be your boyfriend

Love _____"

i LIKE it.

when you're chillin. just be like. 'yo gurrrrl. let me peep your hand for a seconds.....'
and then write in her hand. 'want to be my suga mama? if yes smile. if no then you can just GTFO.'

itll work.

[Dan!]

shit on her doorstep and when she comes out her front door to find out what that godawful smell is, throw acid in her eyes.

[MarchofFlames]

shit on her doorstep and when she comes out her front door to find out what that godawful smell is, throw acid in her eyes.

and then ask her out?

[AlexOnFire11]

Quit being a little bitch and just ask her out. Don't be "cute" about it.

Best answer.

[Hamlet]

Get that X-Files poster of that UFO with the caption "I WANT TO BELIEVE", replace the UFO with a picture of her, and add to the caption "...IN U AND ME <3"

and then ask her out?

During.

[theskyisfalling]

Trying to be cute is so unattractive. Just tell her you know she wants you, and if she's good she might get you. Assertiveness is so hot.

[Hamlet]

Trying to be cute is so unattractive. Just tell her you know she wants you, and if she's good she might get you. Assertiveness is so hot.

Word.

Woo! Other Kiwis here!

[theskyisfalling]

Hi! :wave: Yeah, I haven't seen many...not that I am particularly active in these parts. Whereabouts in NZ are you from?

[disco.tetris]

"Dear _____,

I challenge you to a game of (checkers, Wii tennis, soccer, etc). If I win, you be my girlfriend. If I lose, I'll be your boyfriend

Love _____"

Hahaha, aw.

[disco.tetris]

My friend spelled out "Will you go out with me?" in toothpicks while the girl he liked was in the bathroom. She said yes haha.

[anamericangod]

Just man up and ask her. If she refuses, impregnate her friends and family.

[TeachBirds2Fly]

chat up her mum...that'll make her want you bad!

[MusicBox24]

shit on her doorstep and when she comes out her front door to find out what that godawful smell is, throw acid in her eyes.

I laughed. A lot. Now people at work are giving me weird looks.

[SLoT]

Dude that was amazing. I couldn't stop laughing.
Hey thanks man! I'm glad my overall intent came through clearly.
Hahah good to hear. I enjoy reading your extremely long explanations and schemes.
Right on. All I need is a good topic that leaves it open for me to take advantage of this situation.

[hockeyguitar99]

Just man up and ask her. If she refuses, impregnate her friends and family.


Sounds like a great idea to me.

[mansonchick101]

Yeah a girl loves it when he's not shy about his feelings and not a compleat ass about it.

[anamericangod]

Yeah a girl loves it when he's not shy about his feelings and not a compleat ass about it.

Guys love when a girl can spell.

[mansonchick101]

Thanks. I have trouble spelling because i'm not paying attention.

[kwsqd]

bullshit.

[mansonchick101]

Im in a class right now

[SLoT]

find a pizzle.. put it together and flip it over on the gray/plain side write "will you go out with me"
when she comes over tell her you want to do a puzzle and there is a secret message on the back of it she needs to read. put the puzzle back together with her.
Look... I see you're idea as being something I would do, but I've got one complaint/question I suppose. Can I do it with a puzzle that's one of those little kid puzzles with about 12 pieces? I don't have time to sit there and put together a 1000 piece puzzle just to ask a girl out. Part of me thinks if she's willing to sit and do a 1000 piece puzzle with me then I'm in anyway so 12 pieces would do eh? What are you thoughts on this?

[mansonchick101]

lol puzzles r not sexy

[googirl8907]

Look... I see you're idea as being something I would do, but I've got one complaint/question I suppose. Can I do it with a puzzle that's one of those little kid puzzles with about 12 pieces? I don't have time to sit there and put together a 1000 piece puzzle just to ask a girl out. Part of me thinks if she's willing to sit and do a 1000 piece puzzle with me then I'm in anyway so 12 pieces would do eh? What are you thoughts on this?
I think the smaller puzzle idea is fine. I personally wouldn't want to sit there and put together the 1000 piece puzzle.

[SLoT]

I think the smaller puzzle idea is fine. I personally wouldn't want to sit there and put together the 1000 piece puzzle.
Right on. I'm all about the smaller puzzles seeing as it's supposed to be cute not ridiculously exhausting to put the puzzle together... not to mention I'd probably be so worked up and pissed about having to do break it down again after I wrote on the back, that I'd just leave it and glue it and hang it on my wall.

[TeachBirds2Fly]

Look... I see you're idea as being something I would do, but I've got one complaint/question I suppose. Can I do it with a puzzle that's one of those little kid puzzles with about 12 pieces? I don't have time to sit there and put together a 1000 piece puzzle just to ask a girl out. Part of me thinks if she's willing to sit and do a 1000 piece puzzle with me then I'm in anyway so 12 pieces would do eh? What are you thoughts on this?

Why the fuck are you talking about doing puzzles? That is the most socially inept thing I have heard all day.

[kwsqd]

glue macaroni to a plate and mail it to her

[mansonchick101]

Ask her in person

[googirl8907]

Right on. I'm all about the smaller puzzles seeing as it's supposed to be cute not ridiculously exhausting to put the puzzle together... not to mention I'd probably be so worked up and pissed about having to do break it down again after I wrote on the back, that I'd just leave it and glue it and hang it on my wall.
haha Exactly and you would probably have a better chance of finding a cute design with the small puzzle.

[kwsqd]

haha there is a website called aidenfan.com?

[mansonchick101]

yep.

[SLoT]

Why the fuck are you talking about doing puzzles? That is the most socially inept thing I have heard all day.
Someone had the idea of using a puzzle in their scheme. Don't fuck with me about this. It wasn't my idea in the first place, I was commenting on her idea. Why the fuck aren't you talking about puzzles.

[TeachBirds2Fly]

Get blind drunk then call her at 3am, or better yet get blind drunk then go round to her house at 3am and do it like a man... in person.

[kwsqd]

write "will you go out with me" on the condom that you fuck her with

[TeachBirds2Fly]

Someone had the idea of using a puzzle in their scheme. Don't fuck with me about this. It wasn't my idea in the first place, I was commenting on her idea. Why the fuck aren't you talking about puzzles.

I had a bad expereince with one...I don't want to talk about it.

[SLoT]

haha Exactly and you would probably have a better chance of finding a cute design with the small puzzle.
That's what I'm talking about. That'd be a hell of a lot easier.

[kwsqd]

think puppies

[SLoT]

I had a bad expereince with one...I don't want to talk about it.
Haha, oh man I'm sorry. I didn't know.

[mansonchick101]

write "will you go out with me" on the condom that you fuck her with
I like that one!

[fadedmemories]

Stick it in her ass, I guaruntee that nobody else has asked her out like that and if they have, well then you've found yourself a keeper.

win

[mansonchick101]

lol

[Wildflower61388]

Look... I see you're idea as being something I would do, but I've got one complaint/question I suppose. Can I do it with a puzzle that's one of those little kid puzzles with about 12 pieces? I don't have time to sit there and put together a 1000 piece puzzle just to ask a girl out. Part of me thinks if she's willing to sit and do a 1000 piece puzzle with me then I'm in anyway so 12 pieces would do eh? What are you thoughts on this?
haha i think anything under 50 pieces would be reasonable.. the more pieces there are the longer she is in suspense! of course if u found a puzzle of something she actually liked.. she would prob be drooling even more

[SLoT]

haha i think anything under 50 pieces would be reasonable.. the more pieces there are the longer she is in suspense! of course if u found a puzzle of something she actually liked.. she would prob be drooling even more
Alright, that sounds good to me. I wonder if I could find a place online or something that I could send a picture of me and the girl (if we've taken one at some point) or a picture of something she likes a lot (dog, family, band etc..) and have a custom puzzle made. Now I'm getting in way too deep and need to step back for a second and look at what I'm typing.

[Judge'sDaughter]

this girl i like and who likes me is coming over tomorrow, and i think im gonna ask her out then. but i have absolutely no idea what to do, i wanna do something cute or special cause ive liked her for awhile. please help
suprise buttsecks

[Willy McFurgle]

Have her walk in on you screwin a blow up doll with a pic of her face on it and tell her "this could be you, wanna switch?"

[inyoursea]

Have her walk in on you screwin a blow up doll with a pic of her face on it and tell her "this could be you, wanna switch?"

sadly, does not work.

[TheSkyline]

When she gets to your house open the door and give her a big hug and say I have a surprise for you. Lead her to the couch where you've got a dvd of Carrot Top's Chairman of the Board ready to be put in. Then say I'll be right back why don't look at page 30 of that magazine. The magazine needs to be a copy of the 1996 issue of Sports illustrated swimsuit edition. page 30 (if I remember correctly) should have an add for a nice fedora from Dillards. Anyway, she'll ask why you wanted her to look at it when you get back from putting pop corn in say exactly this at this moment, "I've put popcorn into the microwave for popping. I asked you to look at that because I'm going to be purchasing it later and I was wondering what you thought about such a great looking cap. I love you." She'll laugh and say okay... say I love you again. She'll look at you confused... kneel down and pull out a little ring box (with nothing inside... trust me you won't get that far) tell her some gooey shit about how you've fallen in love with her and if the oceans covered the earth with water tomorrow and everyone drowned that you would float up to the heavens with the love you carry deep within the ventricles of your heart. When she gets teary eyed (which she will after that line) punch her square in the throat. She'll get confused and cry and choke and whatnot... leading you to say, "I'm sorry. I'm more in love with you every second of my life. If you reject my love I'll kill myself the minute you walk out of the door." Take it from there hot shot! She's yours forever.

Haven't laughed that hard in a while.. haha.

[Wildflower61388]

Alright, that sounds good to me. I wonder if I could find a place online or something that I could send a picture of me and the girl (if we've taken one at some point) or a picture of something she likes a lot (dog, family, band etc..) and have a custom puzzle made. Now I'm getting in way too deep and need to step back for a second and look at what I'm typing.
awww! there are tons of places that customize stuff for you.. i'm sure you could do this!

[SLoT]

Haven't laughed that hard in a while.. haha.
Thanks man. I'm glad I brighten your day a bit.
awww! there are tons of places that customize stuff for you.. i'm sure you could do this!
I'm pretty sure I could find some place to do this, or I could blow up a picture and glue it to some posterboard and use an exacto knife, but that would be messy, probably dangerous as well. The last time I used one of those knives I cut straight through my carpet. The other thing is that I don't really need to do this seeing as I've already tricked a girl into hanging out with me on a regular basis. What was she thinking!? Oh well, I will definitely use this at some point in time.

[SLoT]

Have her walk in on you screwin a blow up doll with a pic of her face on it and tell her "this could be you, wanna switch?"
Then she would be screwing the blow up doll with her face on it.

[AlternaPrincess]

I like the puzzle idea and think it's totally cute....But just think about what a loser you'll look like if she says no.

[andrew4045]

Fill her eye sockets with semen.


P.S. Thank you to everybody that has posted in this thread for making my Tuesday night.

[xXaLLiOo]

buy like 12 bouquets of flowers and set them all on the same table in a room you know you'll be in with her. when she asks what all the flowers are for (and she will) say "Well I wanted to have flowers for you when I asked you out but I didn't know what kind were your favorite."

[AlexOnFire11]

Fill her eye sockets with semen.


P.S. Thank you to everybody that has posted in this thread for making my Tuesday night.

Holy shit hahahhah
that's fucking funny as hell.

buy like 12 bouquets of flowers and set them all on the same table in a room you know you'll be in with her. when she asks what all the flowers are for (and she will) say "Well I wanted to have flowers for you when I asked you out but I didn't know what kind were your favorite."

lame.

[AsItFallsApart]

buy like 12 bouquets of flowers and set them all on the same table in a room you know you'll be in with her. when she asks what all the flowers are for (and she will) say "Well I wanted to have flowers for you when I asked you out but I didn't know what kind were your favorite."


pricy

[xXaLLiOo]

lame.

Shut up. You're lame. (I cared enough to come up with that stinging insult.)

[Dumpweed]

Take a lighter and sinch her name into your gooch hairs.

[Momo32T]

Any sort of spontaneous act instead of just bluntly asking her could freak her out, imo.

[thesafeword]

Start a fight with her, like throwing punches and stuff and you'll for sure get angry sex afterwards. Then just leave after thaat and don't call her for 20 years. The day that you call her, she'll likely have a family. Kill them, blame it on the father, crash the funeral and then she's yours forever. Until I do the same thing in 40 years.

[AlexOnFire11]

Shut up. You're lame. (I cared enough to come up with that stinging insult.)

Ouch. That really hurt.
hah.
No, I'm just saying, that if a guy did that for me I would be annoyed

[The-Phantom]

You know, people may think you a wimp for it, but I have a suggestion...
If you have a good friend that's willing to help out, try this.
Get him to give her a flower, put his arm around her, and ask her out on your behalf.
Stupid.
But it seems to work.
He asks her out for you.
Then you come in in all your punkish glory and sweep her away...
Yeah, sometimes it might not work, it is always better to ask yourself...
But if you don't have the nerve to, just try that.
You could also read her palm for her.
Girls seem to love that.
Then ask her to see you sometime later for hypnotism or something simmilar.
After you arrange a time, jut say "Ok! It's a date!"
She should get the hint.

[Willy McFurgle]

build her a fort out of cushions then raid it and pillage her all night.

[SLoT]

build her a fort out of cushions then raid it and pillage her all night.
In no way did you answer this mans question. You essentially told him to rape a young woman. You fucking asshole.

[superxero]

You know, people may think you a wimp for it, but I have a suggestion...
If you have a good friend that's willing to help out, try this.
Get him to give her a flower, put his arm around her, and ask her out on your behalf.
Stupid.
But it seems to work.
He asks her out for you.
Then you come in in all your punkish glory and sweep her away...
Yeah, sometimes it might not work, it is always better to ask yourself...
But if you don't have the nerve to, just try that.
You could also read her palm for her.
Girls seem to love that.
Then ask her to see you sometime later for hypnotism or something simmilar.
After you arrange a time, jut say "Ok! It's a date!"
She should get the hint.

FAIL.

[bassdrummer2333]

this thread is golden

[on a frequency]

Just watch Laguna Beach and steal some of their ideas. They always found cute ways to ask the girls to prom.

the laguna beach prom askings were definitely the first things that came to my mind when i saw this thread.

[AsItFallsApart]

I like the puzzle idea and think it's totally cute....But just think about what a loser you'll look like if she says no.

just don't put a name on it and if she said no, box it and do it all over assuming she didn't hear about you doing it with the girl before

[on a frequency]

no offense to all you enthusiasts of it but i don't like the puzzle idea. it's pretty cheesy. and it would be really embarrassing if the girl is not into him. :( that would be sad. honestly, just bake her cookies or something not spelling out her name in sprinkles and ask her out. i'd much rather have a guy approach me that way than ask me through a puzzle. puzzles can get frustrating...

[about3fitty]

im telling you dude, just man up and ask her. plus i noticed you asked for creative ways to ask a girl out, but it isnt creative if its someone else's idea. not trying to be a dick (even though thats basically what im doing) just a little fyi.

[thesafeword]

Just a little for your information?

[on a frequency]

Just a little for your information?

lol.

[alltimelove]

Buy her Tiffany's. Always works.

[Willy McFurgle]

cut out your heart and offer it to her

[Jesse!]

When she gets to your house open the door and give her a big hug and say I have a surprise for you. Lead her to the couch where you've got a dvd of Carrot Top's Chairman of the Board ready to be put in. Then say I'll be right back why don't look at page 30 of that magazine. The magazine needs to be a copy of the 1996 issue of Sports illustrated swimsuit edition. page 30 (if I remember correctly) should have an add for a nice fedora from Dillards. Anyway, she'll ask why you wanted her to look at it when you get back from putting pop corn in say exactly this at this moment, "I've put popcorn into the microwave for popping. I asked you to look at that because I'm going to be purchasing it later and I was wondering what you thought about such a great looking cap. I love you." She'll laugh and say okay... say I love you again. She'll look at you confused... kneel down and pull out a little ring box (with nothing inside... trust me you won't get that far) tell her some gooey shit about how you've fallen in love with her and if the oceans covered the earth with water tomorrow and everyone drowned that you would float up to the heavens with the love you carry deep within the ventricles of your heart. When she gets teary eyed (which she will after that line) punch her square in the throat. She'll get confused and cry and choke and whatnot... leading you to say, "I'm sorry. I'm more in love with you every second of my life. If you reject my love I'll kill myself the minute you walk out of the door." Take it from there hot shot! She's yours forever.

See everyone? Chivalry is not dead.

Thank you for brightening the world.

[SLoT]

See everyone? Chivalry is not dead.

Thank you for brightening the world.
Hey man... I do what I can you know?

[mr. president]

he went to jared!

[scmaley]

Hey man... I do what I can you know?

You do whoever you can.

[Kassie09]

I would find it weird as fuck if a boy went through a ton of trouble just to ask me out, I probably would not find it cute.

[Chancetobe]

the laguna beach prom askings were definitely the first things that came to my mind when i saw this thread.

Sweet Jack's Mannequin screen name!

[DannySniper]

Flutter your eyelids as you ask.

[SLoT]

You do whoever you can.

Don't be jealous just because you don't live near me.

[DannySniper]

Don't be jealous just because you don't live near me.

...I'm jealous because I don't live near you. Should I be?

[Khades]

what's wrong with "hey, i like you. wanna go see a movie/go out for coffee sometimes?" :shrug:


Never tell a girl you like her!

[Willy McFurgle]

Don't be jealous just because you don't live near me.

No need for me to be jealous, i live pretty close to you.

[DannySniper]

No need for me to be jealous, i live pretty close to you.

I wished I lived close to you.

[SLoT]

...I'm jealous because I don't live near you. Should I be?
You should indeed be.
Never tell a girl you like her!
This is why you are single. You have no idea what you're talking about.
No need for me to be jealous, i live pretty close to you.
I'll see you tonight at Strokers where we can get our stroke on in front of other men.
I wished I lived close to you.
Now you just seem sad dude. It's alright though. How's Australia?

[mansonchick101]

wow. . . . What if you just talked to her casualy, and be honest? Then. . . ask her if she would like to have breakfast some mornning. lol

[DannySniper]

You should indeed be.

This is why you are single. You have no idea what you're talking about.

I'll see you tonight at Strokers where we can get our stroke on in front of other men.

Now you just seem sad dude. It's alright though. How's Australia?

Australia's fun. Why is it sad if I want to live near Willy? He is a funny guy.

[SLoT]

Australia's fun. Why is it sad if I want to live near Willy? He is a funny guy.
One word as to why it's not fun to live near Willy. Brodude.

[DannySniper]

One word as to why it's not fun to live near Willy. Brodude.

And yet another of my dreams is shattered by AP. Man, I love this place.

[Willy McFurgle]

I wished I lived close to you.

I wish i lived close to me too.

I'll see you tonight at Strokers where we can get our stroke on in front of other men.

oh yea, its business time.

[SLoT]

And yet another of my dreams is shattered by AP. Man, I love this place.
Sorry man. I knew it would hurt, but before you packed up and left the bush, I thought you should know that he's a brodude. Nightly brofests.

[Willy McFurgle]

Sorry man. I knew it would hurt, but before you packed up and left the bush, I thought you should know that he's a brodude. Nightly brofests.

I do bro it up

[DannySniper]

Sorry man. I knew it would hurt, but before you packed up and left the bush, I thought you should know that he's a brodude. Nightly brofests.

I DO NOT LIVE IN THE BUSH!...Kinda...

I do bro it up


I will always love you, no matter what you do with your life. I'm proud of you for who you are, son.

[SLoT]

I do bro it up
I know you fuckin' bro it up, that's what I've been telling him. Tonight's going to be a sick brofest. I think I'll actually attend this one.
I DO NOT LIVE IN THE BUSH!...Kinda...




I will always love you, no matter what you do with your life. I'm proud of you for who you are, son.
YES YOU DO live in the bush!!!! Don't aruge with me about where you live, you don't know. I know! I know where you live!

[DannySniper]

I know you fuckin' bro it up, that's what I've been telling him. Tonight's going to be a sick brofest. I think I'll actually attend this one.

YES YOU DO live in the bush!!!! Don't aruge with me about where you live, you don't know. I know! I know where you live!

Oh well, I'd rather live in the 'semi-bush' then in the country or the dreaded...outback.

[Willy McFurgle]

I know you fuckin' bro it up, that's what I've been telling him. Tonight's going to be a sick brofest. I think I'll actually attend this one.

YES YOU DO live in the bush!!!! Don't aruge with me about where you live, you don't know. I know! I know where you live!

Lollicopter

[DannySniper]

Lollicopter

Lmaonaise.

Lolcano.

Lollerblades

High Loltage.

...That's all I got.

[Willy McFurgle]

Lmaonaise.

Lolcano.

Lollerblades

High Loltage.

...That's all I got.

better than nuthin

[DannySniper]

better than nuthin

You bled me dry. Took everything I had. And that's all you can say? I hope you're happy, you sick, son of a bitch.

[Willy McFurgle]

You bled me dry. Took everything I had. And that's all you can say? I hope you're happy, you sick, son of a bitch.

Nicest thing i've ever heard.

[DannySniper]

Nicest thing i've ever heard.

Not too...um...'lovey'? I didn't want to scare you off by coming across as being to eager.

[Willy McFurgle]

Not too...um...'lovey'? I didn't want to scare you off by coming across as being to eager.

No, i think it was just fine, maybe could have used a few extra words.

[scmaley]

Don't be jealous just because you don't live near me.

Due to my insanely high tolerance for any type of sleep aid, your roofies wouldn't work on me anyway.

[Willy McFurgle]

Due to my insanely high tolerance for any type of sleep aid, your roofies wouldn't work on me anyway.

Roofie is actually the name of his baseball bat that he uses to subdue the ladies.

[scmaley]

Roofie is actually the name of his baseball bat that he uses to subdue the ladies.

In that case, I hope I can out run him.

[SLoT]

Due to my insanely high tolerance for any type of sleep aid, your roofies wouldn't work on me anyway.
Well good thing I don't use roofies I use my... wait {see below}
Roofie is actually the name of his baseball bat that he uses to subdue the ladies.
This.
In that case, I hope I can out run him.
You can't out run me, nor would you want to anyway. You know what's up! Plus running just amps me up so much more. I love the thrill of the chase.

[4N6 science]

this page was a good read..

[on a frequency]

Sweet Jack's Mannequin screen name!

thank you :)

[kafe]

Never tell a girl you like her!

I am a girl and you're telling me what not to tell a girl? lol

[scmaley]

Well good thing I don't use roofies I use my... wait {see below}

This.

You can't out run me, nor would you want to anyway. You know what's up! Plus running just amps me up so much more. I love the thrill of the chase.

Okay, okay. You've caught me. I don't want to run away. I actually want to run you over with my car. I come from one of those dysfunctional families and that's how I show my affection.

[SLoT]

Okay, okay. You've caught me. I don't want to run away. I actually want to run you over with my car. I come from one of those dysfunctional families and that's how I show my affection.

Goddamn you're feisty!

[eHaMpToN]

rape her when she's on the rag and in her period blood write "want to go out with me?"

sick fuck, but creative nonetheless

[scmaley]

Goddamn you're feisty!

Could that be because I'm Irish?

[caress me down]

think of it on your own.

[SLoT]

Could that be because I'm Irish?

No. It's because I bring the best out of people.

[Un'Aria Ancora]

- Ask to use her bathroom.
- Smear your own shit on her mirror asking her to go steady.
- Don't say anything though, she'll find it soon enough and have your answer.
- It's all about personalization.

[Giant Broccoli]

Skip all that dude, propose to her.