Owned bitch.

[hXc_pwnage]

Martha Stewert is in jail for 5 months and under house arrest for 5 months.


Hahahahahaahah.

[ohlookitspaul]

bahaha...wench.

[boysdontcry]

hahaha. fuck that bitch.

[ohlookitspaul]

she was like, according to cnn or whatever, "i'll be back."

haha yeah right. she's going to get molested and she will go insane. mwahahaa

[hXc_pwnage]

I hope dude.

[hXc_pwnage]

Hahahahaha, Matthewbot. Nice signature.

[YearsGoneBy]

thats great

[CROMagnon]

Don't mean to be an ass, but who gives?
Wow, insider trading (or whatever she's in for) is such a huge crime...we must put these harmless middle-aged ladies who like to crochet doilies AWAY.

[13th hour]

Honestly, I think its kind of sad. If you ask me, the whole thing was kind of a witch hunt. No one really lost alot of money, Martha didnt save alot of money by selling the stock. Its one of those things where if it was you or me doing it, the government wouldnt even notice, but because shes Martha Stewart, she got royally fucked. I just hope shes okay in prison.

[Shellular]

Hahahahah. Oh my god. This is so funny.

[worldstheory]

Awesome subject heading.

[aurora]

These are just the sort of things that I really get sick of hearing about, you know?
How long has she been going to jail for now? Like 987697 months? I wonder if she'll get press WHILE she's in prison.

[ImJerry]

I heard that she is getting it appealed. I doubt she'll get the lesser punishment, but there is still a change.

[open mind]

pisses me off that if you get caught stealing a tv you go to jail for years, but when you break the law to cover your ass and make millions by doing it, you get 5 months, i bet martha probably will end up winning her appeal and never see a day in jail.

[ImJerry]

pisses me off that if you get caught stealing a tv you go to jail for years, but when you break the law to cover your ass and make millions by doing it, you get 5 months, i bet martha probably will end up winning her appeal and never see a day in jail.
I could see that happening.

[Love As Arson]

Coming soon:

Martha Stewart's How To Make A Shank

[open mind]

any normal felon would be serving their time while waiting for their appeals to get into court.

[open mind]

i know how to light a cigarette with 2 batteries and a hershey bar wrapper, make boxes out of playing cards,make speakers out of a sailor boy cracker box and tissues,make tatto ink out of chess pieces or hair gel, and make thick rope with mops thanks to my time in prison.
martha ain't got shit on me.

[FalloutGuy]

Best thread title ever :lol2:

[Alex Djaferis]

pisses me off that if you get caught stealing a tv you go to jail for years, but when you break the law to cover your ass and make millions by doing it, you get 5 months, i bet martha probably will end up winning her appeal and never see a day in jail.

yeah, i find that totally stupid.... so many dumb flaws in the way the "law" gets carried out.