Holy Shit

[YearsGoneBy]

ok, so after work a lady friend of mine and me are at my house chillin watching i love the 90's, when her fucking boyfriend shows up to my house and barges in (i have no idea how he knows where i live). ok, now shit goes down. he fucking thinks that we were doing shit. this guy is hhhuugggeee and im shitting my pants basically cause i see vains popping out of everywhere. he is going nuts and im basically about to call the cops because i think hes gonna fuck me up. this shit was crazy. i was so scared and now im scared to even talk to her because of her overprotective ex boyfriend.


damn, i needed to get that out

[The Bled 13]

Holy shit dude..... I LOVE THE 90'S!!!

That show rocks!

[The Bled 13]

Anyways, here is some advice..

Ever heard of the one-two punch combo? Well it's one to the gut and one to the nut.

Thats all you need to do. And than I'd throw a knee into his face because he will be bent over from the punch to the nuts. And than once you knee his fuckin face he will all to the ground and then you can just keep hitting him until you feel there is enough blood on the ground.

[YearsGoneBy]

thats good advice.....if thats what ws going to go down i would do that

but listen to this im 16, hes 38 and shes 21

it was some scary shit

[The Bled 13]

What the fuck man.

[The Bled 13]

Dude now you should call the fucking cops to get that trash off the streets. He's 38 and trying to fucking kill a 16 year old?

And why the hell are you dating a 21 year old? Are you sure she doesn't have herpes?

I mean, not to be a dick, but most guys that are 38 and date 21 year olds probably have something fucked up with them.

Oh yeah, and good luck trying to fuck up that guy.

[YearsGoneBy]

And why the hell are you dating a 21 year old? Are you sure she doesn't have herpes?

im not datin her, im just friends with her

[The Bled 13]

Well in any case, if Mr. Crazy I am worthless and 38 decides to bust down your door you probably should call the copz.

[YearsGoneBy]

i would...but i dont have any information for the cops to get this piece of trash

[BradFoSho]

I'd go with. "There is a crazy 40 year old guy at my house threatening to kill me and i'm just 16 and I think he has a gun!! oh my god i'm so scarred please send the police!!"

[Love As Arson]

I'm going to take this time to laugh at your misfortune:

Hahahahaha.

I'm also going to take this time to call you a pussy:

You're such a pussy.



Okay, I'm done.

[a&wrootbeer]

kick em in the balls, its the best defence, lol

[ohlookitspaul]

kick his ass, c-baz.

[to say we End]

I'm going to take this time to laugh at your misfortune:
Hahahahaha.
I'm also going to take this time to call you a pussy:
You're such a pussy.
Okay, I'm done.

so youre saying you wouldnt be scared of someone if they were like 20 years older than you and HUGE who wanted to kick your ass? youre dumb, shut up.

[still_life]

Just shoot him in the face next time and claim self-defense.

[Love As Arson]

so youre saying you wouldnt be scared of someone if they were like 20 years older than you and HUGE who wanted to kick your ass? youre dumb, shut up.
No, I would not be afraid of him.

For two reasons:

Age = decay
Huge = slow

You've proven yourself to be a moron. Never speak again.

[aurora]

kick his ass, c-baz.
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?


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PS: This situation is fucking craziness. A) He's an old man. B) He is fucking crazy. C) How do you know this girl? And well...I dont know... I guess I just find it odd that you're 16 and chilling with a 21 year old chick and the 38 year old guy is intimidated by you. Weird stuff. Okay, I'm done now. Good luck, dont die.

[to say we End]

Age = decay
Huge = slow
You've proven yourself to be a moron. Never speak again.
hah im not a moron! :batman:

huge=stronger... especially if youre a little 16 year old.

[open mind]

size and age don't really matter if you kick the guys knee out of socket (it doesn't take much pressure to do it) kicking crazy motherfuckers in the sac just pisses them off, hobbling them is more effective, and since the guy came into your house you can do whatever the fuck you want to to the guy (so don't be afraid to get medieval on the guy if there's a next time)

[FarPastGone]

He is on your property so have at him...

[Love As Arson]

hah im not a moron! :batman:

huge=stronger... especially if youre a little 16 year old.
Yes, you are a moron.

Strength means nothing if the other person is too fast for them.

[YearsGoneBy]

shit, this dude called me today asking me questions..i hung up on that bitch

[hXc_pwnage]

Hahahah, you are going to get owned.

[YearsGoneBy]

Hahahah, you are going to get owned.
i know :uhoh3:

[hXc_pwnage]

Just do something really gross and then chop block him in the neck and run!

[Love As Arson]

Baseball bat + his balls = Victory for you

[FalloutGuy]

Do what Johnny Cage did to Goro in the movie....

[YearsGoneBy]

basically hitting him in the nuts in anyway will work

[worldstheory]

Hahahah, you are going to get owned.HAHAAA!

Punch him in the solar plexus. If you do it right, you could make him unconscious.

[piebaldkid42]

its pretty simple:

just ditch the bitch

[MaybeOneDay]

Fucking stab that piece of shit.

[enypjr]

Ask Macauley Culkin what to do, he knows how to deal with older men.



...i was originally thinking "Home Alone" but now i'm thinking Michael Jackson.



ignore this.

[The Bled 13]

Johnney Cage is a fucking bad ass. He rocks.

[ohlookitspaul]

Johnney Cage is a fucking bad ass. He rocks.
from mortal kombat?

i actually just saw the movie yesterday. god that was such a horrible movie, it was really funny.