what do you do if...

[Carpe Diem]

a kid who is 1 foot shorter then you, looks like a little kid, and has too high pitched of a voice for being 17 wants to fight you? id feel bad fighting him

[Getup and Dance]

Kick his ass

[Burning Star IV]

Don't feel bad. The little bastard brought it upon himself.

[Carpe Diem]

nice name btw! i saw coheed about 5 months ago

[Registratiion]

Make him wear stilts. Then kick his ass.

[nikaidoh]

Don't fight him with your hands. Just get a box-cutter and slash the shit out of him, plane-jacker style

[Carpe Diem]

Make him wear stilts. Then kick his ass. hahahaha

[Getup and Dance]

Kick his ass

[JJJ]

umm, still beat his ass.

[Getup and Dance]

Kick his ass!

[percussionguita]

Make fun of his stature and then kick his ass.

[Getup and Dance]

Kick his ass

[chronomic]

give him a bj. instantly.

[percussionguita]

give him a bj. instantly.
Bloody Jaw of course.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

evan, stop posting.

[dontsneeze]

i bet you're the one who gets his ass kicked.

[4N6 science]

I had a kid in hs that claimed to have sickle cell anemia and was like 4'9" who wanted to fight me. I didn't do it cause I would've felt bad if I beat up someone with sickle cell.

[Chris Reynolds]

This happens to me wayyyy too much, man. I'm 6'6/6'7ish and a good 220, so I'm not super skinny or super fat, and jackasses and assholes everywhere try to start shit with me so they can look like the shit for beating up the biggest kid in the room.

[Getup and Dance]

Curb stomp him

[Sventhegreat]

Curb stomp him

Hell yeah.

[Sventhegreat]

This happens to me wayyyy too much, man. I'm 6'6/6'7ish and a good 220, so I'm not super skinny or super fat, and jackasses and assholes everywhere try to start shit with me so they can look like the shit for beating up the biggest kid in the room.

And do you kick their ass or what?

Or are you one of those gentle giants? Because that works too.

[Chris Reynolds]

And do you kick their ass or what?

Or are you one of those gentle giants? Because that works too.

Mostly a gentle giant. I just ignore people for the most part and let them talk shit and look like tools. But if you piss me off enough, or throw a punch, I'll knock you on your fucking ass.

[Richard Maxim]

if you can avoid the fight, then do so.
dont fight him just because he wants to, be higher than that douchebag.

[daniel.e]

I'd give him a pat on the back. Maybe a hug.

[Carlo Marx]

embarass that little twat. keep your hands in your pockets the entire time. knock him to the fucking floor, pin him down with a foot on his chest, and spit on him.

[nonamesleft]

Fight him, duh.

[SLoT]

Alright look. Now usually I'd get into some long fucking description of what you should do, but this case is special. It came to me like a sprinkle of hot lightning when I finished reading your dilemma. You have to kill him. It's for his own good. I'm not too concerned how this happens as long as you promise to you a snow cone maker, rock tumbler, and/or an easy bake oven. Also, pics would be wonderful. Thanks!

[Paulb-182]

a kid who is 1 foot shorter then you, looks like a little kid, and has too high pitched of a voice for being 17 wants to fight you? id feel bad fighting him

beat the living shit out of him

[kwsqd]

kill his family

[Paulb-182]

kill his family

what he said

[brentkid]

Obliterate him.

[hero_dujour]

It's kinda a lose-lose situation: if you win people will say it's only cause he's so small so you're a pussy, and if he wins then they'd say you are weak so you're a pussy.

[popdisaster00]

Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

[thespearkid]

You've got no choice. Beat his ass.

[James_Brand]

Walk up to him and slap him in the face with a glove and throw it on the ground while saying "I accept your challenge. We shall meet at (time) on (date). The place, (place)." This is the important part: Make sure the place has something to hang him on by his belt. You see, when the fight goes down, you hang him from his belt and use him like a punching bag for a couple minutes. Then say "I bore of your begging for mercy." Then make your exit, not forgetting to make out with his girlfriend and/or sister on your way out.

Is there a particular reason he wants to fight you? Maybe we can add some more dialogue to make it more personally insulting to him.

[percussionguita]

^^^
winner.

[drewziph]

Walk up to him and slap him in the face with a glove and throw it on the ground while saying "I accept your challenge. We shall meet at (time) on (date). The place, (place)." This is the important part: Make sure the place has something to hang him on by his belt. You see, when the fight goes down, you hang him from his belt and use him like a punching bag for a couple minutes. Then say "I bore of your begging for mercy." Then make your exit, not forgetting to make out with his girlfriend and/or sister on your way out.

Is there a particular reason he wants to fight you? Maybe we can add some more dialogue to make it more personally insulting to him.
hahaha legend.

i agree.

[andrew4045]

Ask him politely to stop bugging you or you will be forced to report to an adult.


Or kick the shit out of him

[Angylion Gefell]

Walk up to him and slap him in the face with a glove and throw it on the ground while saying "I accept your challenge. We shall meet at (time) on (date). The place, (place)." This is the important part: Make sure the place has something to hang him on by his belt. You see, when the fight goes down, you hang him from his belt and use him like a punching bag for a couple minutes. Then say "I bore of your begging for mercy." Then make your exit, not forgetting to make out with his girlfriend and/or sister on your way out.

Is there a particular reason he wants to fight you? Maybe we can add some more dialogue to make it more personally insulting to him.

I like this.

[hockeyguitar99]

Just kick his ass. It'll be fun for you and a few other people.

[industrialbelt]

film yourself beating him up and shitting on him

[SauzaGold]

slap the shit out of him with a salmon

[AsItFallsApart]

marry his mom then break out a belt like a good step-father would

[_jonas]

just give him a really good burn.
while bruises will eventually heal, words will slowly kill him inside.