Ahhhh

[ursolastsum3r]

alright heres my story im a guy and im picky lookin at gurls and ive only liked 1 gurl in my whole life and i still like her but she doesnt like me and im usually shy arround her but im gettin a lot betta but she lives in a diff town but itz only 5 min away but we go 2 diff skewls so we talk alot online but wen we r online we talk about da same stuff everyday wats sumtin new i can say that might b interesting and she might start fallin 4 me and i just feel my life sucks cuz i broke my knee and tore my acl ligament in my knee playin baseball and wen i grow up i wanted 2 b a professional baseball player now i cant cuz i gotta get surgery and im only 13 and the other day i walked into a wire and it slashed my bad knee and almost had 2 get stitches ahhh sum1 help

[hXc_pwnage]

Umm...it would kind of help if I could read it.

And everyone needs to get over the whole boyfriend/girlfriend thing. It isn't a big deal.

[ohlookitspaul]

Umm...it would kind of help if I could read it.

And everyone needs to get over the whole boyfriend/girlfriend thing. It isn't a big deal.

you just say that because you're single :lol2:

[SC0926]

umm english please? yeah..your 13 that basically explains it. you have a whole crap load of time to get your heart broken and break others..so chill out.

[hXc_pwnage]

*Kills Paul violently.*

[aurora]

alright heres my story im a guy and im picky lookin at gurls and ive only liked 1 gurl in my whole life and i still like her but she doesnt like me and im usually shy arround her but im gettin a lot betta but she lives in a diff town but itz only 5 min away but we go 2 diff skewls so we talk alot online but wen we r online we talk about da same stuff everyday wats sumtin new i can say that might b interesting and she might start fallin 4 me and i just feel my life sucks cuz i broke my knee and tore my acl ligament in my knee playin baseball and wen i grow up i wanted 2 b a professional baseball player now i cant cuz i gotta get surgery and im only 13 and the other day i walked into a wire and it slashed my bad knee and almost had 2 get stitches ahhh sum1 help
I have the answer to your problem.








Wait it out. You're 13. In a year, hell six months or maybe even less you wont even care about her.

[mondeoman]

I know how that goes, I'm picky about girls too but you should try giving other girls a shot if your conversations aren't entertaining with this one girl. If all else fails, don't have a girlfriend, it's not the end of the world.
And you're 13? I remember 13 (going way back). It sucked. Sorry to hear about the surgery but you can still do lots of other things.

[ursolastsum3r]

thanx 4 all da replies especially mondeoman i try liking other gurls and try not liking da gurl but it doesnt work

[ohlookitspaul]

*Kills Paul violently.*
mwahahaha...

[SC0926]

whats with all the "da's, and thanx, and gurls" i dunno if it bothers anyone else..but it bothers me. makes you look less intelligent

[to say we End]

yea definetly job one is to type in ENGLISH!

[sweetsugar]

Maybe its that new language all the 13-15 year old mall punks are speaking. They are so much more punk and hardcore than me.

[FallingOut]

Your life sucks because you hurt your knee? Its a temporary thing there buddy. Try having deformed knees that can dislocate any time for your whole life. And liking a girl and not having her like you back is not the end of the world, especially if youre only 13.

[ursolastsum3r]

thanks for all the replies is this typing better for you

[dretti]

best advice: just be a little whore like me, its a lot more fun

[EMO-tionRomance]

alright heres my story im a guy and im picky lookin at gurls and ive only liked 1 gurl in my whole life and i still like her but she doesnt like me and im usually shy arround her but im gettin a lot betta but she lives in a diff town but itz only 5 min away but we go 2 diff skewls so we talk alot online but wen we r online we talk about da same stuff everyday wats sumtin new i can say that might b interesting and she might start fallin 4 me and i just feel my life sucks cuz i broke my knee and tore my acl ligament in my knee playin baseball and wen i grow up i wanted 2 b a professional baseball player now i cant cuz i gotta get surgery and im only 13 and the other day i walked into a wire and it slashed my bad knee and almost had 2 get stitches ahhh sum1 help

In english:

Ok, I'm a guy and I'm picky when it comes to my taste in girls. I've only liked one girl my entire life and I still do but she doesn't reciprocate my feelings. In general, I'm shy around her but I'm getting much better. She lives in a differnt down that's 5 minutes away from the one which I live in, however, we go to different schools. We talk a lot online, but it seems we talk about the same stuff every day. What's something I could mention to her that might be interesting that would make her find me intriguing and possibly like me? I'm a whiney bitch (or I'm acting like one) (sorry but I am) (even if I'm not one in real life) and I think my life sucks right now because I broke my knee and tore my ACL ligament and this shattered my dreams of ever playing in the Major Leagues because I'm only 13 and I'm already having surgery. The other day when i was walking around with my eyes closed, I ran into a wire fence and it slashed my already bad knee up pretty badly. It was so bad I almost had to get 2 stitches. Someone please help me.




You're thirteen. You youngins bounce back quick from this kind of stuff. You'll like another girl in a week or so.

[apoemtothedead]

alright heres my story im a guy and im picky lookin at gurls and ive only liked 1 gurl in my whole life and i still like her but she doesnt like me and im usually shy arround her but im gettin a lot betta but she lives in a diff town but itz only 5 min away but we go 2 diff skewls so we talk alot online but wen we r online we talk about da same stuff everyday wats sumtin new i can say that might b interesting and she might start fallin 4 me and i just feel my life sucks cuz i broke my knee and tore my acl ligament in my knee playin baseball and wen i grow up i wanted 2 b a professional baseball player now i cant cuz i gotta get surgery and im only 13 and the other day i walked into a wire and it slashed my bad knee and almost had 2 get stitches ahhh sum1 help

how about some 'punk-2-a-shun'

[EMO-tionRomance]

My birthday is two days before yours.

[apoemtothedead]

[rejoices] yay

[13th hour]

alright heres my story im a guy and im picky lookin at gurls and ive only liked 1 gurl in my whole life and i still like her but she doesnt like me and im usually shy arround her but im gettin a lot betta but she lives in a diff town but itz only 5 min away but we go 2 diff skewls so we talk alot online but wen we r online we talk about da same stuff everyday wats sumtin new i can say that might b interesting and she might start fallin 4 me and i just feel my life sucks cuz i broke my knee and tore my acl ligament in my knee playin baseball and wen i grow up i wanted 2 b a professional baseball player now i cant cuz i gotta get surgery and im only 13 and the other day i walked into a wire and it slashed my bad knee and almost had 2 get stitches ahhh sum1 help


I think youre problem is that youre gay.
Try talking to someone without using AOL, and jesus christ dude! you're 13! chill the hell out about it.

Am I the only one who can picture this snotball saying, "Ohhh, today, she was all like, 'brb' and that totally means she wants to kiss me, maybe Ill even get to feel her boobies too!"

One more thing, do they not teach grammar in public schools anymore?

[dretti]

hahaha wait a minute, you got a bad slash in almost had to get 2 stitches.... 2 stitches doesn't cover very much area so it could not have been bad at all...ha but anyways just because you tore your acl doesn't mean your fucked forever, remember we are talking baseball here not football

[EMO-tionRomance]

I think youre problem is that youre gay.
Try talking to someone without using AOL, and jesus christ dude! you're 13! chill the hell out about it.

Am I the only one who can picture this snotball saying, "Ohhh, today, she was all like, 'brb' and that totally means she wants to kiss me, maybe Ill even get to feel her boobies too!"

One more thing, do they not teach grammar in public schools anymore?


Read my english translation in case you got lost. Or just extremely pissed and gave up. I almost did.

[13th hour]

no, its just that this kid is stupid. He'll never get the girl if he bitches about it on an online forum. Dude, ask her to a fucking movie, for God's sake.

Listen buddy, I know you arent comfortable around girls, but no one is when theyre 13, you just have to act like you are. Girls like the confidence. Oh, another thing you could do, lie to her and tell her that you made out with someone at this crazy party on saturday night.

[organizedchaos]

apparently she doesn't like you because you haven't realized that intelligence is attractive (to most girls) and it's obvious that you're trying very hard to mask your intelligence with the "da's" and the "wat's" and the "2's". come on now.

[ohlookitspaul]

jiggawhat?

[ursolastsum3r]

alright well when you go to the doctor and your doctor says that now your not going to become a pro baseball player because of your knee you would be pissed two and i dont talk to gurls form forums i know them in person

[ohlookitspaul]

alright well when you go to the doctor and your doctor says that now your not going to become a pro baseball player because of your knee you would be pissed two and i dont talk to gurls form forums i know them in person
whoa...you didn't get an A in english class, did ya?

[EMO-tionRomance]

He didn't say you meet girls on furums, he said that you talk about girls you like on online forums and that it's lame.

And just stop it with all the "I'm a dumb gangsta" speak or whatever it is you're trying to do because it's truly annoying. Just speak english.

[ursolastsum3r]

im not gangster ide never be gangsters i hate them and yes i did get an A in english this is computer talk i dont talk like this i person

[dretti]

im not gangster ide never be gangsters i hate them and yes i did get an A in english this is computer talk i dont talk like this i person

ha that made me laugh, especially with all the errors, ah that was grand.

[ohlookitspaul]

im not gangster ide never be gangsters i hate them and yes i did get an A in english this is computer talk i dont talk like this i person
the A in english thing was a joke. my point was: you have horrible grammar.

[ursolastsum3r]

i dont care about my grammar im not getting graded on this so who cares

[Raychel]

In english:

Ok, I'm a guy and I'm picky when it comes to my taste in girls. I've only liked one girl my entire life and I still do but she doesn't reciprocate my feelings. In general, I'm shy around her but I'm getting much better. She lives in a differnt down that's 5 minutes away from the one which I live in, however, we go to different schools. We talk a lot online, but it seems we talk about the same stuff every day. What's something I could mention to her that might be interesting that would make her find me intriguing and possibly like me? I'm a whiney bitch (or I'm acting like one) (sorry but I am) (even if I'm not one in real life) and I think my life sucks right now because I broke my knee and tore my ACL ligament and this shattered my dreams of ever playing in the Major Leagues because I'm only 13 and I'm already having surgery. The other day when i was walking around with my eyes closed, I ran into a wire fence and it slashed my already bad knee up pretty badly. It was so bad I almost had to get 2 stitches. Someone please help me.




You're thirteen. You youngins bounce back quick from this kind of stuff. You'll like another girl in a week or so.
fucking glorious. thank you.

[EMO-tionRomance]

fucking glorious. thank you.


Why you're very welcome :lol2:

[ohlookitspaul]

i dont care about my grammar im not getting graded on this so who cares
umm...

so?



i just felt like pointing out your horrible grammar skills.

[ursolastsum3r]

o0o0o ok that sounds great

[charly horse]

skewlz?

[Sureshot182]

i can honestly say girls drive me insane. right now, for instance.

[Brit_Ben]

hey its their job! yours is to find one u an out up with for a lifetime........the future looks bleak!

[Bikeage]

shit in her mouth, punch her in the face, and you'll be over it...


trust me it works

[Vicious Cycle]

He is trying to be 1337 hAx0rZ!111 plxor...

I only recommend you to do one thing dude, ask this girl out, to a movie, or whatever, it doesnt matter if she declines because its not the end of the world your 13 there will be plenty of other oppertunities for you in the future, I hope.

Oh and stick to English as a first language, stop with the leet 1337 talk.

[richter915]

dude...tearing your ACL is a bad bad bad injury...you're not the same after you hurt that...

and jesus...this kid well...he's a kid!...back off "oh gur sound intelligent and stop typing like a retard" honestly...shut the fuck up...you guys know when you were thirteen you were just a bunch of idiots who said "lololol" a million times...leave the kid alone for acting his own age...all you bitches who can't even legally purchase booze acting like you're having some mid life crisis...shut...the fuck...up.

thank you.

[emberNenvelope]

its kind of lame for you to ask us what you should say to make her fall for you. thats like using our words to make her fall in love with us. and you're saying that you need to say something "interesting", well WHY?! is it because you're boring or is she? i say be yourself and if she doesnt like that who cares. you cant stick to someone or something all your life. so get over it and be honest, shes probably not worth your time. and of course you only liked one girl in your whole life. i mean youre only thirteen right? im fourteen and i only ever cared for like uhhh..no one YET!! haha. oh yea, sorry about the knee.

[ursolastsum3r]

thanks richter915 you understand about my knee its a very bad problem im 13 i got live with it for 4 years until im 17 so my knee can give out on me every day its not easy when you see everyone else running around havin fun and im there sitting doing nothing

[EMO-tionRomance]

dude...tearing your ACL is a bad bad bad injury...you're not the same after you hurt that...

and jesus...this kid well...he's a kid!...back off "oh gur sound intelligent and stop typing like a retard" honestly...shut the fuck up...you guys know when you were thirteen you were just a bunch of idiots who said "lololol" a million times...leave the kid alone for acting his own age...all you bitches who can't even legally purchase booze acting like you're having some mid life crisis...shut...the fuck...up.

thank you.


I was 13 only two years ago, I hardly knew anyone who talked like that. And like I said before, I doubt he talks like that in real life and he even admitted it. We're just telling him to take his time and write actual sentences.

[ohlookitspaul]

dude...tearing your ACL is a bad bad bad injury...you're not the same after you hurt that...

and jesus...this kid well...he's a kid!...back off "oh gur sound intelligent and stop typing like a retard" honestly...shut the fuck up...you guys know when you were thirteen you were just a bunch of idiots who said "lololol" a million times...leave the kid alone for acting his own age...all you bitches who can't even legally purchase booze acting like you're having some mid life crisis...shut...the fuck...up.

thank you.
actually...i practically had a mid life crisis one time at a don't look down show. besides like 3 parents watching their kids there, my friend and i were the oldest ones there. and we were like "...crap." i mean, it was just weird.

[CROMagnon]

dude...tearing your ACL is a bad bad bad injury...you're not the same after you hurt that...

and jesus...this kid well...he's a kid!...back off "oh gur sound intelligent and stop typing like a retard" honestly...shut the fuck up...you guys know when you were thirteen you were just a bunch of idiots who said "lololol" a million times...leave the kid alone for acting his own age...all you bitches who can't even legally purchase booze acting like you're having some mid life crisis...shut...the fuck...up.

thank you.
sounds like someone needs a drink

never fear, brother, i'll be on strong island soon enough, towin' my barrell of 'shine

[ursolastsum3r]

i didnt have the surgery yet thats the problem im young im 13 i cant get until im like 16 or 17 cause rite now i can take a risk of stunting my growth

[CROMagnon]

alright heres my story im a guy and im picky lookin at gurls and ive only liked 1 gurl in my whole life and i still like her but she doesnt like me and im usually shy arround her but im gettin a lot betta but she lives in a diff town but itz only 5 min away but we go 2 diff skewls so we talk alot online but wen we r online we talk about da same stuff everyday wats sumtin new i can say that might b interesting and she might start fallin 4 me and i just feel my life sucks cuz i broke my knee and tore my acl ligament in my knee playin baseball and wen i grow up i wanted 2 b a professional baseball player now i cant cuz i gotta get surgery and im only 13 and the other day i walked into a wire and it slashed my bad knee and almost had 2 get stitches ahhh sum1 help
do you know for a fact she doesn't like you? have you talked about it? if not, do so. if you have, then just live with it, maybe she'll turn around, as you are only 13 and she can't be much older/younger (i assume); maybe she won't, then you'll learn and move on. you can't force anything.

[richter915]

actually...i practically had a mid life crisis one time at a don't look down show. besides like 3 parents watching their kids there, my friend and i were the oldest ones there. and we were like "...crap." i mean, it was just weird.
that is really weird. sorry I sorta blew up on you guys with my previous post...I was just in a bleh mood that day...please no one take it personally.

I dunno...when I was 13 I wasn't a proficient typer (typist? I dunno)...I guess I'm just more patient cause I have a younger brother and stuff...I've learned to give kids their time.

[richter915]

i didnt have the surgery yet thats the problem im young im 13 i cant get until im like 16 or 17 cause rite now i can take a risk of stunting my growth
that sucks dude. You should seriously just switch your focus to your studies cause a career in baseball is close to zero right now for you...sorry, but it's the truth.

[Hilikus]

the chances of having a career as a proffesional basball player are pretty slim for anyone torn ACL or not.

[ursolastsum3r]

wow you guys finally understand why i wrote this story now you understand im pissed cause my dream was to become a pro baseball player for 8 yrs now and basiclly people are doubting it and i feel like crap