I have no "friends"!!! [Archive]

_jonas

07/29/08, 06:26 PM

I'm sure this makes me sad and whatnot.

anyone wanna request to be my friend?
(just so I don't feel so unconnected?)

haha... or is this just a waste of time?

amysaurus

07/29/08, 06:31 PM

Wtf, mate.

_jonas

07/29/08, 06:32 PM

:nod: i'm lonely?

wewascontenders

07/29/08, 06:34 PM

you always fail at the attempted hilarity threads.

_jonas

07/29/08, 06:35 PM

this is a copy thread

wewascontenders

07/29/08, 06:39 PM

i know

Getup and Dance

07/29/08, 06:46 PM

Every time this _Jonas guy posts I like him less and less.

remedyeli

07/29/08, 06:48 PM

dude
the OP of the real thread is now cooler than you.

andrew4045

07/29/08, 06:50 PM

wut

_jonas

07/29/08, 06:56 PM

:bluesad:

Chris Reynolds

07/29/08, 07:15 PM

dude
the OP of the real thread is now cooler than you.

sadly true

argg_xo

07/29/08, 08:25 PM

no friends, no care.

Angylion Gefell

07/29/08, 08:45 PM

Get off the internet, kid.

4N6 science

07/29/08, 08:56 PM

loser..

DannySniper

07/30/08, 12:21 AM

This was funny the first...

...wait...

...this was never funny.

thesafeword

07/30/08, 02:06 AM

I lol'edpausenot.

heyzombiehitler

07/30/08, 02:11 AM

What the fuck would kevin bacon do?

_jonas

07/30/08, 02:18 PM

please guys insult me some more. i obviously still don't get it.

4N6 science

07/30/08, 03:46 PM

this is pathetic..

_jonas

07/30/08, 03:50 PM

loser..
this is pathetic..
please, one more..

4N6 science

07/30/08, 03:59 PM

hmm. let me see...

why are you doing this?

_jonas

07/30/08, 04:06 PM

hmm. let me see...

why are you doing this?
it's not as if I'm on this site for this one thread. Yes, it was a bloody fail! Woo-hoo!

But oh my god, uh-oh, apparently it really offended you.
Why are you even giving a shit?
You have a life, I have a life, we're on this site for our own reasons.

So if you feel like insulting someone who hasn't done a thing to you, well fuck off then.

4N6 science

07/30/08, 04:09 PM

wow you take everything so seriously.. its a fucking website.. who cares what I say? No one. Lighten up and take a chill pill.

_jonas

07/30/08, 04:11 PM

Whatever. Sorry.

4N6 science

07/30/08, 04:13 PM

its ok I don't care say what you will.

DannySniper

07/30/08, 06:28 PM

it's not as if I'm on this site for this one thread. Yes, it was a bloody fail! Woo-hoo!

But oh my god, uh-oh, apparently it really offended you.
Why are you even giving a shit?
You have a life, I have a life, we're on this site for our own reasons.

So if you feel like insulting someone who hasn't done a thing to you, well fuck off then.

You insulted me by making this thread. I'm offended.

Angylion Gefell

07/30/08, 07:32 PM

Can I rape you while singing "My name is Jonas"?

_jonas

07/30/08, 07:34 PM

Can I rape you while singing "My name is Jonas"?
:nod:

on a frequency

07/30/08, 09:33 PM

geez, people, relax. let him create the thread. if it really bothers you that much, don't reply to it. simple.

remedyeli

07/30/08, 10:11 PM

you see the "Delete Thread" button at the top?
It's there for a reason.
Times like this is the reason it's there.

_jonas

07/30/08, 10:35 PM

& ruin all our post counts?

thesafeword

07/30/08, 10:48 PM

geez, people, relax. let him create the thread. if it really bothers you that much, don't reply to it. simple.
You don't get it, we're here to fuck shit up.

on a frequency

07/30/08, 10:50 PM

You don't get it, we're here to fuck shit up.

oh, i see. in that case, carry on!

FallenAngel117

07/30/08, 11:49 PM

ha ha funny, you all get offended by a tiny little thread if any of you had half a brain you wouldn't care and would do this little thing called IGNORING it.

seriously

DannySniper

07/31/08, 12:40 AM

ha ha funny, you all get offended by a tiny little thread if any of you had half a brain you wouldn't care and would do this little thing called IGNORING it.

seriously

Where is the fun in that?

DannySniper

07/31/08, 12:45 AM

me bringing out the threads is where the fun's at. but i won't anymore

Thank God.

DannySniper

07/31/08, 12:55 AM

What're you quoting from?

The post you deleted.

Pussy.

_jonas

07/31/08, 12:58 AM

The post you deleted.

Pussy.
what're are you quoting?

DannySniper

07/31/08, 01:03 AM

Hey, when are you going to make another of you fantastic threads, _jonas?

They're ever so popular.

FallenAngel117

07/31/08, 02:28 AM

Hey, when are you going to make another of you fantastic threads, _jonas?

They're ever so popular.

you're such a happy person aren't you DannySniper

or maybe its the aussie character coming out in you

DannySniper

07/31/08, 02:31 AM

you're such a happy person aren't you DannySniper

or maybe its the aussie character coming out in you

It's defs the true-blue, dinky-dy, fair-dinkum Aussie character.

But seriously, these last months on AP have made me cold, colder then you could ever imagine.

FallenAngel117

07/31/08, 02:36 AM

It's defs the true-blue, dinky-dy, fair-dinkum Aussie character.

But seriously, these last months on AP have made me cold, colder then you could ever imagine.

dunno if i wanna know...

sure its not the weather?

disco.tetris

07/31/08, 02:58 AM

Go away. Idiot.

_jonas

07/31/08, 03:08 AM

Go away. Idiot.
It's easy to join a herd isn't? No fear, no worries.
You'll be backed by so many.
Hell, go over the top and call me something a bit edger than simply "idiot", don't worry, you're cronies will nod in approval.

Yes you indeed are simply the tops when it comes to bravery. You're so unique and aren't afraid of pointing out your true "enemies". I stand in aww, shattered by the strength of your voice.

DannySniper

07/31/08, 03:11 AM

It's easy to join a herd isn't? No fear, no worries.
You'll be backed by so many.
Hell, go over the top and say something a bit stronger than simply "idiot", you're cronies will nod in approval.

Yes you indeed are simply the tops when it comes to bravery. You're so unique and aren't afraid of pointing out your true "enemies".

Oh man, now he's confusing himself with Jesus.

_jonas

07/31/08, 03:14 AM

0:-)I don't believe in miracles.

disco.tetris

07/31/08, 03:16 AM

It's easy to join a herd isn't? No fear, no worries.
You'll be backed by so many.
Hell, go over the top and call me something a bit edger than simply "idiot", don't worry, you're cronies will nod in approval.

Yes you indeed are simply the tops when it comes to bravery. You're so unique and aren't afraid of pointing out your true "enemies". I stand in aww, shattered by the strength of your voice.
Fucking idiot?

I hope my cronies are nodding in approval!

Edit: you are cronies. What?

_jonas

07/31/08, 03:19 AM

I hope they are too because those are not the type of people I'd ever want on my side.

disco.tetris

07/31/08, 03:20 AM

I don't think you get to be picky when you have no one on your side, sorry.

_jonas

07/31/08, 03:21 AM

well you should know you won't convert me. why preach?

DannySniper

07/31/08, 03:22 AM

Fucking idiot?

I hope my cronies are nodding in approval!

Edit: you are cronies. What?

Sorry.

I was too busy nodding to type.

disco.tetris

07/31/08, 03:25 AM

Sorry.

I was too busy nodding to type.

My cronies exist!

disco.tetris

07/31/08, 03:26 AM

well you should know you won't convert me. why preach?

I'm preaching what exactly? I'm trying to convert you to believe that you are an idiot?

FallenAngel117

07/31/08, 03:29 AM

I'm preaching what exactly? I'm trying to convert you to believe that you are an idiot?

wow tough crowd ey? pity i hate preachers

DannySniper

07/31/08, 03:29 AM

I'm preaching what exactly? I'm trying to convert you to believe that you are an idiot?

I've been trying to do that all night.

FallenAngel117

07/31/08, 03:32 AM

I've been trying to do that all night.

and noones listening

_jonas

07/31/08, 03:33 AM

I'm preaching what exactly? I'm trying to convert you to believe that you are an idiot?
When you speak are the intentions bad?
hint: if you mean to hurt somebody, then yes.

Bad=Wrong and being wrong is always wrong.
I'm not stooping that far because I won't let you win. And as long as you're wrong, you can't.

Yes. And?

07/31/08, 03:37 AM

Go outside.

DannySniper

07/31/08, 03:45 AM

and noones listening

One day they will...

...one day...

FallenAngel117

07/31/08, 04:32 AM

One day they will...

...one day...

or you'll give up trying

DannySniper

07/31/08, 04:48 AM

or you'll give up trying

...never.

Failure is not an option.

FallenAngel117

07/31/08, 05:09 AM

...never.

Failure is not an option.

then what are the options if you can't win?

DannySniper

07/31/08, 05:16 AM

then what are the options if you can't win?

...to win anyway.

FallenAngel117

07/31/08, 05:21 AM

...to win anyway.

interesting concept

njg418

07/31/08, 09:00 PM

I'm sure this makes me sad and whatnot.

anyone wanna request to be my friend?
(just so I don't feel so unconnected?)

haha... or is this just a waste of time?

you know what? I have thought of the same thing before...cuz I dont have friends either!!!

_jonas

07/31/08, 09:07 PM

you know what? I have thought of the same thing before...cuz I dont have friends either!!!
you're a surfer! of course you do!

Kassie09

07/31/08, 09:07 PM

You're my friend!!

njg418

07/31/08, 09:10 PM

i do,. but not on here. im just not a punk. lol i like hawthorne hieghts?? maybe thats it...lol 64% chance is such a jerk to me because i told him i like them....DIIIICK

_jonas

07/31/08, 09:13 PM

lol you don't have to be a punk. just awesome!

njg418

07/31/08, 09:21 PM

no it doesnt matter. the threads are full of people who like to shoot everything down...youve met danny. lol i know you know what im takling about.

DannySniper

07/31/08, 09:21 PM

no it doesnt matter. the threads are full of people who like to shoot everything down...youve met danny. lol i know you know what im takling about.

I love people throwing my name into their conversations.

Thanks tons.

njg418

07/31/08, 09:24 PM

just making you more popular

DannySniper

07/31/08, 09:24 PM

just making you more popular

Thanks, love.

Friends?

_jonas

07/31/08, 09:25 PM

he already has his own thread

njg418

07/31/08, 09:26 PM

yeah, i suppose

DannySniper

07/31/08, 09:26 PM

he already has his own thread

It sucks though.

njg418

07/31/08, 09:26 PM

yeah, im outta here. off to waste my time somewhere else before realizing that in eed to go out and get a life.

DannySniper

07/31/08, 09:27 PM

yeah, im outta here. off to waste my time somewhere else before realizing that in eed to go out and get a life.

Have fun.

_jonas

07/31/08, 09:27 PM

:wave:

njg418

07/31/08, 09:31 PM

Have fun.

you guys HAVE to try this. i just found it on another thread.

http://www.amnesya.com/

Willy McFurgle

07/31/08, 10:27 PM

no friends, no care.

haha, PFF's are better than friends.

argg_xo

08/01/08, 10:01 AM

haha, PFF's are better than friends.
i'd rather have a PFF than friends.

Willy McFurgle

08/01/08, 10:03 AM

i'd rather have a PFF than friends.

I have no time for friends when i have a PFF, and thats how i want it.

argg_xo

08/01/08, 10:04 AM

I have no time for friends when i have a PFF, and thats how i want it.
i've missed my PFF!!!