question for you femmes

[Carpe Diem]

do girls like boys being cute?

[.invisible ink.]

Um, what?

[wewascontenders]

i think they like em fat and hairy.

[Carpe Diem]

its simple enoughhhhhh

[4N6 science]

they like them when they anal them really hard.

[stayforawhile]

they like them when they anal them really hard.
You're sick.

[argg_xo]

specify "being cute" plz.

[remedyeli]

so...
I googled "cute guy" in hopes that a funny picture would come up to post on here.

I was disappointed. But this did come up on the first page.

http://www.ssqq.com/jokes/Images/200402%20cute%20guy.jpg

[nonamesleft]

Don't act like a fucking pussy. Usually, when boys try not to be cute, they end up cute. And DO NOT talk to girls in baby-talk.

[thespearkid]

Girls like guys who are assholes.

[Angylion Gefell]

Chicks dig guys who kill themselves.

[4N6 science]

You're sick.

*disclaimer: everything I say on here is outrageous and and should not be taking with any serious consideration.

[thespearkid]

Chicks dig guys who kill themselves.
This is true. Kurt Cobain is a sex-muffin.

[Yes. And?]

This is true. Kurt Cobain is a sex-muffin.
I thought he was cute. :shrug:

[thespearkid]

I thought he was cute. :shrug:
Don't even get me started on Elliot Smith.

*swoon*

[Willy McFurgle]

i'd rather kill myself than be cute, but if i do kill myself i might be cute...fuck i'm trapped!

[hockeycoshow1]

Don't even get me started on Elliot Smith.

*swoon*
Rawrr stabbing yourself multiple times gives me a hardon.

[thespearkid]

Rawrr stabbing yourself multiple times gives me a hardon.
Stabbing is the coolest way to kill oneself. Therefore, the cutest.

[xXaLLiOo]

Some girls do. I don't. Like "Sweet and Sensitive" is a classification of guy in the female mind. So if that is her type then yes, otherwise no. But all girls want tangible proof that you care about them.

[DannySniper]

so...
I googled "cute guy" in hopes that a funny picture would come up to post on here.

I was disappointed. But this did come up on the first page.

http://www.ssqq.com/jokes/Images/200402%20cute%20guy.jpg

He's cute.

[Paulb-182]

You're sick.

he's right

[Paulb-182]

they like them when they anal them really hard.

youre right

[theskyisfalling]

Girls like guys who don't try to fit themselves into a category they think will get them female attention.

Actually, this could probably be shortened to "girls like guys who don't try".

[thespearkid]

Girls like guys who don't try to fit themselves into a category they think will get them female attention.

Actually, this could probably be shortened to "girls like guys who don't try".
... and assholes.

[kwsqd]

yeah most girls like assholes because they're bitches

[so typical]

girls like cry babies!

[SLoT]

You're sick.
Quit playin'. You know you liked when he said that!

[popdisaster00]

You're sick.
Shut up, anal slut.

[Judge'sDaughter]

Not really.

[The Personist]

Come now..

Girls don't like boys. Girls like cars and money!

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?!?

I fuckin' hate good charlotte.

[drewziph]

Come now..

Girls don't like boys. Girls like cars and money!

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?!?

I fuckin' hate good charlotte.
ur going to hell.

[drewziph]

Quit playin'. You know you liked when he said that!
she is a ho,









fo sho.

[thespearkid]

Come now..

Girls don't like boys. Girls like cars and money!

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?!?

I fuckin' hate good charlotte.
I like to pretend Good Charlotte don't exist.

[colorlesscliche]

Girls like me.

[colorlesscliche]

But not because I'm cute. Or an asshole. Or I don't try. It's because I'm a good fuck.

[thespearkid]

But not because I'm cute. Or an asshole. Or I don't try. It's because I'm a good fuck.
The truth has been revealed.

[The Personist]

ur going to hell.


I know, I know, but the opportunity was too sweet to pass up.

[The Personist]

I like to pretend Good Charlotte don't exist.

Me too. But I've been waiting my whole life to find one place where their atrocious music comes in handy. This thread was that place. Good Charlotte has served their purpose and may now break up.

[drewziph]

do girls like boys being cute?
also

what a douche.

[thespearkid]

Me too. But I've been waiting my whole life to find one place where their atrocious music comes in handy. This thread was that place. Good Charlotte has served their purpose and may now break up.
Sweet.

[colorlesscliche]

Me too. But I've been waiting my whole life to find one place where their atrocious music comes in handy. This thread was that place. Good Charlotte has served their purpose and may now break up.


I was playing COD4 last night and someone was singing this exact song. It was pretty funny.

[fulltiltxb00gie]

as long as they're not overly cheesy, it is nice for a cutesy moment every so often.

[SLoT]

she is a ho,









fo sho.
haha

[nikaidoh]

This is true. Kurt Cobain is a sex-muffin.

no one can get it "on" like a rotting corpse ;-)

[thespearkid]

no one can get it "on" like a rotting corpse ;-)
I was thinking about making a tasteless joke about the hole in his temple... but I won't.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

I like men with biggggg

[Getup and Dance]

I like men with biggggg

Shoes?

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Shoes?

no socks, good guess though!

[kwsqd]

I have big socks!

[chronomic]

i'm going to overload this post with cute:

:zoom: :buddies: :crutch: :sneakkiss: :pet: :zoom: :buddies: :crutch: :sneakkiss: :pet: :zoom: :buddies: :crutch: :sneakkiss: :pet: :zoom: :buddies: :crutch: :sneakkiss: :pet: :zoom: :buddies: :crutch: :sneakkiss: :pet: :zoom: :buddies: :crutch: :sneakkiss: :pet:

[kwsqd]

too much cute... fail.

[Getup and Dance]

How is the crutch smilie cute?

[xrider105]

no socks, good guess though!


Guess I'm going sock shopping

[chronomic]

too much cute... fail.

:hug:

[chronomic]

How is the crutch smilie cute?

cuz he's a smiley on crutches and hes all beatup and huffing and puffing!

[kaycey]

oh thats why........

[thespearkid]

Getting one's ass kicked is cute?

[victoriasdf]

duh

[Angylion Gefell]

Girls like guys who can catch. It makes abortions less tragic.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

Guess I'm going sock shopping

jersey socks are the best.

[Nolessthanblink]

Girls like guys who are assholes.

QFT!

[on a frequency]

Come now..

Girls don't like boys. Girls like cars and money!

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?!?

I fuckin' hate good charlotte.

good charlotte was my first real concert five years ago. i'm not sure i'll ever live that down. honestly, though, i really liked them at 13.

[&IllBeTheReason]

As a girl, i will admit that I like assholes. I think it's the chase?
Idk.

[amo.]

there's a difference between cute and sweet just like there's a difference between protective and suffocating.

if they know when and when not to be cute/sensitive, sure, i like it.

[hero_dujour]

Why did you say "femme"? I mean, why not just say girls, or chicks, or something?
edit" Also, to answer the question, it's okay to be sweet sometimes, but it gets really annoying when you just wanna talk about something normal like a movie or school or something and the guy just keeps sweet talking.

[AP_Punk]

cute is what we aim for

[bssnplayer]

cute is what we aim for

ohnoyoudidnt

[The Personist]

cute is what we aim for

LOL

But seriously.

Shaant is hideous.

[FallenAngel117]

Girls like guys who can catch. It makes abortions less tragic.

well said lol

[alltimelove]

Cockiness for some reason is so damn attractive. But then I end up hating the guy, so I don't know how that'll ever work out.

Also, if you have nice pearly whites and pretty eyes, I'd do you. Maybe.

[Khades]

Girls like the asshole because they are confident, and almost always Alpha males (which they do want)

[Kassie09]

I like boys to be cute.
Cockiness isn't too attractive, confidence is.

[thespearkid]

Cockiness for some reason is so damn attractive. But then I end up hating the guy, so I don't know how that'll ever work out.

Also, if you have nice pearly whites and pretty eyes, I'd do you. Maybe.
I have nice pearly whites and pretty eyes and the biggest cock in the world. Shall we?

[4N6 science]

I like boys to be cute.
Cockiness isn't too attractive, confidence is.


well said..

[Kassie09]

well said..
Thank you. It is a true statement.

[4N6 science]

Thank you. It is a true statement.

I know at least there are some sane women in this world.

[Khades]

I know at least there are some sane women in this world.


No, there's not. :-(

[4N6 science]

there's actually a few.. but a majority are not.

[Kassie09]

I know at least there are some sane women in this world.
Haha, there's a few!
Some girls..I just..don't understand their logic.

No, there's not. :-(
Hey!
jerk.

[4N6 science]

Haha, there's a few!
Some girls..I just..don't understand their logic.


Hey!
jerk.

yeah me neither.. That's probably why I've been single for quite some time now.

[DannySniper]

Haha, there's a few!
Some girls..I just..don't understand their logic.


Hey!
jerk.

I don't understand the logic of most girls.

[Kassie09]

yeah me neither.. That's probably why I've been single for quite some time now.
That is probably your safest bet, I've noticed a lot of girls always treat the nice one's badly and leave them for assholes. :-(
I think I should start a class for girls called common sense, you can be the other teacher

[Kassie09]

I don't understand the logic of most girls.
Even I don't and I am one.

[DannySniper]

Even I don't and I am one.

That's oddly...refreshing?

[Kassie09]

That's oddly...refreshing?
As it should be, it just shows the craziness level.

[allthruwinter]

But not because I'm cute. Or an asshole. Or I don't try. It's because I'm a good fuck.

Girls like that the most.

[DannySniper]

As it should be, it just shows the craziness level.

And that girls are weird worldwide...

[Kassie09]

And that girls are weird worldwide...
My life goal is to go to Austrialia, i'm glad girls are crazy there also

[DannySniper]

My life goal is to go to Austrialia, i'm glad girls are crazy there also

Haha, Americans are always disappointed when they get here...

...we don't ACTUALLY use Kangaroos as a means of transport. We just tell you that while we holiday in your country.

[Kassie09]

Haha, Americans are always disappointed when they get here...

...we don't ACTUALLY use Kangaroos as a means of transport. We just tell you that while we holiday in your country.

Haha, I would like to hop into their pouch and have them carry me about the savannah as I yell crikey!

No, it actually just looks really really pretty there and you all have awesome accents.

However, I am afraid that almost any animal I encounter will kill me.

[DannySniper]

Haha, I would like to hop into their pouch and have them carry me about the savannah as I yell crikey!

No, it actually just looks really really pretty there and you all have awesome accents.

However, I am afraid that almost any animal I encounter will kill me.

Haha, the most likely animal to do that is a Kangaroo. They jump up and kick you in the chest with both feet, balancing on their tail. When their feet leave your chest, their claws rip it open. But its only the dominant males that do this, and it very rarely happens.

An no, I'm not lying. We learn about this in primary (elementary) school.

[Khades]

Girls aren't that hard to understand.

[DannySniper]

Girls aren't that hard to understand.

Way to get back on topic.

[4N6 science]

That is probably your safest bet, I've noticed a lot of girls always treat the nice one's badly and leave them for assholes. :-(
I think I should start a class for girls called common sense, you can be the other teacher

haha yeah I've been on the short end of that stick. I think we should definitely start that class.

[Kassie09]

Haha, the most likely animal to do that is a Kangaroo. They jump up and kick you in the chest with both feet, balancing on their tail. When their feet leave your chest, their claws rip it open. But its only the dominant males that do this, and it very rarely happens.

An no, I'm not lying. We learn about this in primary (elementary) school.
I would make friends with the kangaroo like the kangaroo whisperer and it'd think I was its joey.

Girls aren't that hard to understand.
Fourteen year old girls are not, no.

[Kassie09]

haha yeah I've been on the short end of that stick. I think we should definitely start that class.
Let's do it! We'll turn one of them into a suitable young lady for you.

[DannySniper]

I would make friends with the kangaroo like the kangaroo whisperer and it'd think I was its joey.


Fourteen year old girls are not, no.

Just don't get into it's pouch.

[Kassie09]

Just don't get into it's pouch.
Wouldn't it be like a furry little napsack for me to sleep in?

[Khades]

My age dictates my knowledge of girls.

[DannySniper]

Wouldn't it be like a furry little napsack for me to sleep in?

More like a womb with pink mucus.

[Kassie09]

My age dictates my knowledge of girls.
Yes.

More like a womb with pink mucus.
............Oh.
Nevermind then, nevermind

[DannySniper]

Yes.


............Oh.
Nevermind then, nevermind

That's everyone's response.

And don't hold a Koala either. Even though I doubt you'll see one outside a zoo

[Kassie09]

That's everyone's response.

And don't hold a Koala either. Even though I doubt you'll see one outside a zoo
I heard they're vicious.
but oh so cute.
hmm. I want to tame one

[DannySniper]

I heard they're vicious.
but oh so cute.
hmm. I want to tame one

I do too, I do too.

[Kassie09]

I do too, I do too.
We probably could.

[DannySniper]

We probably could.

I'm up for it! Even though its probably illegal...

[Kassie09]

I'm up for it! Even though its probably illegal...
Okay, so in the middle of the night one night we will sneak into a koala area outside and steal a baby one and then tame it, no one will ever know.

[DannySniper]

Okay, so in the middle of the night one night we will sneak into a koala area outside and steal a baby one and then tame it, no one will ever know.

What will we call him/her?

[Kassie09]

What will we call him/her?
Aida for a girl, Aiden for a boy.
good?

[DannySniper]

Aida for a girl, Aiden for a boy.
good?

Or Archibald for a boy. That's a sweet ass name for a boy.

[Kassie09]

Or Archibald for a boy. That's a sweet ass name for a boy.
Okay, I'd think of a character from Gossip Girl everytime I heard it but that's a cute koala name.

[DannySniper]

Okay, I'd think of a character from Gossip Girl everytime I heard it but that's a cute koala name.

Never seen Gossip Girl, we don't get it here.

And then we can dress him up like a detective, 'cause that would be awesome.

[Kassie09]

Never seen Gossip Girl, we don't get it here.

And then we can dress him up like a detective, 'cause that would be awesome.
YEAH.
He can have a little eye glass on a chain and a hat and a pipe etc.

[DannySniper]

YEAH.
He can have a little eye glass on a chain and a hat and a pipe etc.

Sweet as. I love Tartan Suits.

[Kassie09]

Sweet as. I love Tartan Suits.
He is going to be so aesthetically perfect, girl koalas will be trying to get with it.

[DannySniper]

He is going to be so aesthetically perfect, girl koalas will be trying to get with it.

And his catchphrase will be as follows:

Distressed and somewhat attractive lady Koala cries:

"Oh my God! This crime is a mystery! Whoever will help us solve it?"

[Door bursts open...politely]

"Never fear, Archibald is here...love"

[Kassie09]

And his catchphrase will be as follows:

Distressed and somewhat attractive lady Koala cries:

"Oh my God! This crime is a mystery! Whoever will help us solve it?"

[Door bursts open...politely]

"Never fear, Archibald is here...love"

THEN after having his way with the woman koala, he goes out and solves the crime and is in bed with another woman by 11pm sharp

[DannySniper]

THEN after having his way with the woman koala, he goes out and solves the crime and is in bed with another woman by 11pm sharp

But he is ever so polite the whole time. And charming. The femmes will love him (just tying this back to the thread).

[Kassie09]

But he is ever so polite the whole time. And charming. The femmes will love him (just tying this back to the thread).
Exactly, he's a lady's man.
Women love him because he's dashing and daring.

[DannySniper]

Exactly, he's a lady's man.
Women love him because he's dashing and daring.

...and always sticks by his true-blue Australian instincts and values.

[VERSA]

Okay, so in the middle of the night one night we will sneak into a koala area outside and steal a baby one and then tame it, no one will ever know.
I would like to participate.
I've experience in taming pokemon.

[Kassie09]

...and always sticks by his true-blue Australian instincts and values.
Australians don't have values.

[DannySniper]

Australians don't have values.

...wut?

[Kassie09]

I would like to participate.
I've experience in taming pokemon.
Pokemon? Welcome aboard, if you were able to tame grass pokemon, you'll be a great asset.

[Kassie09]

...wut?
jk.
:-)

[DannySniper]

jk.
:-)

You got me! :upside:

[Kassie09]

I know!

[DannySniper]

I know!

I'm just wondering if he should have a cane as well.

[Kassie09]

I'm just wondering if he should have a cane as well.
I think he should have a motorized scooter, the cane should be for pure show

[DannySniper]

I think he should have a motorized scooter, the cane should be for pure show

My mum just bought a Vespa.

Its a funny mid-life crisis methinks!.

[Kassie09]

My mum just bought a Vespa.

Its a funny mid-life crisis methinks!.

Hahaha, it sounds like it must be.
I do not look forward to my mom midlife crisis-ing in a few years

[njg418]

ok firstly, that picture makes me wanna throw up.

and to answer the whole confusing question, I think MOST girls like a guy being cute (if you mean by ACTING cute/ actions/body language) sometimes, but mostly, girls just want a guy that they can rely on and have them be a little more masculine.

[DannySniper]

Hahaha, it sounds like it must be.
I do not look forward to my mom midlife crisis-ing in a few years

Might not be that bad...just give her a Limited Edition Acrhibald the Krime-Solving Koala Bear.

She'll love it.

[Kassie09]

Might not be that bad...just give her a Limited Edition Acrhibald the Krime-Solving Koala Bear.

She'll love it.
That solves everything.

[Renee]

ok firstly, that picture makes me wanna throw up.

and to answer the whole confusing question, I think MOST girls like a guy being cute (if you mean by ACTING cute/ actions/body language) sometimes, but mostly, girls just want a guy that they can rely on and have them be a little more masculine.
Yes, this. I love when a guy is cute. (Thoughtful, caring, not an asshole, etc) Yet I don't want a total wimp. A nice mix is perfect, but hard to find :shrug:.

[DannySniper]

That solves everything.

OHOHOH!

And also, whenever Archie needs to think about a crime, he enjoys a crisp, hot slice of Vegemite toast, with the Vegemite spread not to thick, not to thin, just right.

[Kassie09]

OHOHOH!

And also, whenever Archie needs to think about a crime, he enjoys a crisp, hot slice of Vegemite toast, with the Vegemite spread not to thick, not to thin, just right.
The single most disgusting substance on earth, he eats?

[DannySniper]

The single most disgusting substance on earth, he eats?

...I was wrong. You won't survive in Australia.

[Kassie09]

...I was wrong. You won't survive in Australia.
ITS SICK!
lc

[DannySniper]

ITS SICK!
lc

lc?

I love it. It's an...'acquired' taste.

[Kassie09]

lc?

I love it. It's an...'acquired' taste.
lowercase so that'd be capital.
apparently. it's like..sludge

[DannySniper]

lowercase so that'd be capital.
apparently. it's like..sludge

...you've never tried it? I'm eating it now, fo' realz.

[Kassie09]

...you've never tried it? I'm eating it now, fo' realz.
I've had it.
IT was sick

[DannySniper]

I've had it.
IT was sick

It's only gross if someone tricks you first by saying its Nutella.

Then it's gross. It's made from like, beer as well.

[Kassie09]

It's only gross if someone tricks you first by saying its Nutella.

Then it's gross. It's made from like, beer as well.
THATS WHAT HAPPENED!
Someone said it was nutella!

[DannySniper]

THATS WHAT HAPPENED!
Someone said it was nutella!

Age old trick. Nah, it quells all savoury cravings. You must harden up if you plan on coming here.

[chel-c]

do girls like boys being cute?

of courseeeee!