Fight Club

[pjtunes91]

If you can fight anyone, who would you fight? Living or dead, historical or entertainment figure... anyone. Who would it be? My pick goes to Hitler.

[boysdontcry]

leonard nimoy.

[pjtunes91]

leonard nimoy.
Is that the guy who played Spock?

[boysdontcry]

yes it is. he is also the ungodly soul who sang a song about hobbits.

http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner/iMovieTheater6.html

[pjtunes91]

Haha, awesome. The song isn't awesome; the fact that you picked to fight him is awesome.

[FallingOut]

Probably our buddy Osama Bin Laden. I remember in 11th grade (2001) this kid in my math class said he would fight Osama. I thought that was pretty funny for some reason.

[Love As Arson]

I'd fight Jesus Christ.

[Bikeage]

anyone... bring the bitches on :angryfire

[punkpixie]

Tony Blair

[FalloutGuy]

Patton

[Common Man]

William Hung

[OnLegendary21]

Shane West.

[ohlookitspaul]

i'd take on karl rove in a steel cage match.

[Throwback]

Any slave owner from America's era of slavery. Those fuckers. How can someone be so inhumane to another human being. Or Hitler. Piece of shit.

[r0flc0pt3rz]

William Hung

oh c'mon.

[sleepygrlgreen]

leonard nimoy.


noooo. spock rules man!! ah come on, pick like...james doohan.

[venus/bacchus]

Shane West.
don't mess up his beautiful face!!

aside from the people most of you probably don't know, I'll say Brittany Murphy (can I fight a girl?)

my disdain for her is unmatched

[richter915]

no one has said Bush?

I would fight...Genghis Kahn

[SkaBum14]

Stephen Hawking


Just kidding, but still going to hell.

[Greg]

whoever decided pop music should be the next bg thing. so basically whoever let backstreet boys/nysync/britney/christina on the radio

[richter915]

Stephen Hawking


Just kidding, but still going to hell.
ya cause Hawking would fucking wreck you. He'd floor you before you could even look at him. I'm not joking either man.

[SkaBum14]

ya cause Hawking would fucking wreck you. He'd floor you before you could even look at him. I'm not joking either man.

I know. That's why I said I was kidding. If I were serious, I would have picked somebody that I might stand a chance against.

[richter915]

I know. That's why I said I was kidding. If I were serious, I would have picked somebody that I might stand a chance against.
ya def.

fight 50 cent.

[SkaBum14]

ya def.

fight 50 cent.

Bullets can't put him down. What am I going to accomplish in hand-to-hand combat?

[Stereo Mike]

i'd fight michael barrymore.

[Love As Arson]

My answer is still the best.

[SingleDoubt]

i'd fight Clay Aiken... he's such a douche

[SkaBum14]

I don't know why I just thought of this right now, but did anyone ever see that guy that was on Conan a while back that was the Rock-Paper-Scissors champion from last year? He was really cocky and annoying. He kept referring to it as "RPS" or "Ro Sham Bo" and then he was describing all his strategies. I'd totally fight him. I hate that guy.

[selftitled85]

i would like to fight ryan seacrest cuz hes a douche and then after that id like to fight david ortiz or george steinbrenner...both of them are yankee killers.

[SingleDoubt]

i would like to fight ryan seacrest cuz hes a douche and then after that id like to fight david ortiz or george steinbrenner...both of them are yankee killers.
ortiz looks like one tough cookie, i wouldnt want to fight him

[oreo_emokid89]

that old lady on the Wendy's commercial who'd always be like "Where's the beef" i'll show her where the fucking beef is

[im_random]

i would like to fight ryan seacrest cuz hes a douche and then after that id like to fight david ortiz or george steinbrenner...both of them are yankee killers.

I would totally take on steinbrenner. I hate that man with a passion.

I don't know about Ortiz though..I think he's probably about 9 times my size. He'd probably kick my ass

[pjtunes91]

Pat Boone

[The Bled 13]

I'd fight that nazi John Ascroft.

[richter915]

Bullets can't put him down. What am I going to accomplish in hand-to-hand combat?
throw a book at him?

or or...bling him to death! yes!

[selftitled85]

ortiz looks like one tough cookie, i wouldnt want to fight him

punch him in the gut and he will go down like a sack of potatoes. big papi aint got shit on me.

[richter915]

punch him in the gut and he will go down like a sack of potatoes. big papi aint got shit on me.
I'd be scared to fight johnny damon...he's just...pure animal...he's all about the image he sucks at baseball.

[selftitled85]

I'd be scared to fight johnny damon...he's just...pure animal...he's all about the image he sucks at baseball.


damon is one of the only guys i like on boston. hes a good player. he has his own style at the plate and is a really good lead off hitter.

[Burnout2888]

Ghandi.

Jason Tate.

Scott Weber.

[richter915]

damon is one of the only guys i like on boston. hes a good player. he has his own style at the plate and is a really good lead off hitter.
yaa..and he looks like a caveman.

[dayafterdayroks]

i would want to f@ck up DR. Phil and Oprah that would be sweet... then beat the crap out of Hillary Clinton...

[varock]

Yao Ming

[aolsux]

Scott Sharp

[brandnewtbs23]

ron artest

i could take him defiantly

[MaybeOneDay]

I'd fight Shakespeare.

[MaybeOneDay]

i would want to f@ck up DR. Phil and Oprah that would be sweet... then beat the crap out of Hillary Clinton...
Oh yeah, because we all know Oprah is such a selfish, negative person.

[The Bled 13]

He listens to Senses Fail dude. Don't FUCK with him.

[r0flc0pt3rz]

Pat Boone

there you go.

[richter915]

Janet Reno, but she would kick my ass.
with her 20 inch penis.

[No Control]

President Lyndon Johnson......that dude sucked so much

umm who else
John Wilkes Booth, hes a pansy with only one bullet, not so tough without a gun

Keeping on the same theme I think Lincoln would kick my ass but that would still be a sweet fight.

and probably the dudes in that awfully terrible band Trapt for plaguing this world with the most god awful music this world has ever known.


EDIT: Oh yeah I would also fight Thomas Jefferson.

[aolsux]

with her 20 inch penis.
hahaha

[aolsux]

and probably the dudes in that awfully terrible band Trapt for plaguing this world with the most god awful music this world has ever known.



"Back off I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone"

yeah, I would definitely fight him

[gonzogrover]

i'd pick Ray Lewis, i mean, he looks like he's such a nice guy and in that one commercial he cried about taking a fucking band aid off..... pansy

[mondeoman]

Hmm I know a lot of people in my life I'd like to fight (just to fight, not cuz I hate em) but as for famous people I'd have to say Buddy from Senses Fail cuz he's the first one I thought of. Or the singer from Unwritten Law.

Oh and for my English final I get to evaluate whatever movie I like and I'm choosing Fight Club.

[Speyside]

Alan Colmes.

I mean, I'm a Democrat and all, but that guy deserves an ass kicking more than just about anyone else I know. Except maybe Sean Hannity.

[madisonrules]

i would fight usher

[venus/bacchus]

i would fight usher
hopefully you tie and gag him beforehand, because he'd kick your ass

[The Bled 13]

Alan Colmes.

I mean, I'm a Democrat and all, but that guy deserves an ass kicking more than just about anyone else I know. Except maybe Sean Hannity.

Yea he does, what a pussy.