View Full Version : which one would be most embarassing if your mom walked in?
Frank Giaramita
07/31/04, 03:13 AM
im bored as dog shit.
open mind
07/31/04, 04:42 AM
i'd probably be proud if my mom knew i was fucking girls on the kitchen table (but i wouldn't let her watch, i'm not that fucked up).....getting caught choking the chicken would be awkward.......i'd probably be a smartass about it if my mom walked in while i was wiping my ass.......and maybe i'm weird and really fucked up but i wouldn't do the last 2 in the first place, so i guess getting caught strangling the bishop would be the most embarrasing.
GothamCity_hXc
07/31/04, 06:17 AM
living room: singing and dancing ass naked to a video on MTV
Do that all the time... :lol2:
ohlookitspaul
07/31/04, 10:11 AM
oh i would die if i got caught to the second one.
not like i...uh...do it or anything...umm...so yeah...
EMO-tionRomance
07/31/04, 10:20 AM
Definately the masturbating one. Making out is a normal thing, everyone wipes their ass, dancing naked is just silly not embarassing, and I don't have a sister.
Masturbating is the only one where my mom could be like 'oh my goodness, how dirty and wrong'!!!
Frank Giaramita
07/31/04, 04:28 PM
i'd probably be proud if my mom knew i was fucking girls on the kitchen table (but i wouldn't let her watch, i'm not that fucked up)
hahaha shes like.."yeah!!! thats my son!" and slaps your ass while ur getting it on with ur gf. :wink3:
YearsGoneBy
07/31/04, 05:45 PM
it would be very weird if my mom caught me wacking off, the others wouldnt bother me
piebaldkid42
07/31/04, 07:17 PM
the second and last are worst in my opinion
ohlookitspaul
07/31/04, 10:31 PM
the last one isn't that bad because you can always make an excuse.
"oh my sister was being immature and stole a CD of mine. i think she put it in here."
"she told me to grab something for her, she's too lazy to get it herself."
it's easy. learn to BS, people. the masturbating one is not as BS-able.
"umm...i was cleaning it."
boysdontcry
08/01/04, 12:12 AM
kitchen table: your girlfriend(if you're a chick: boyfriend) strattling and making out with you - it's happened, and it wasn't all that embarrassing.
living room: watching a porn movie (with sound) and shhmacking off to it - lord that would suck.
bathroom: wiping your ass after a hefty shit - this is the worst. oh god, i shudder at the thought.
living room: singing and dancing ass naked to a video on MTV - thank god i don't watch music videos on MTV, on the real world.
sisters room: looking through your sisters bra and panties drawer - luckily i don't have a sister.
1) I don't have a girlfriend, so that's out the picture
2) My mum knows about my porn stash, so I doubt she'd really care if she walked in on me
3) Locks?
4) My mum knows about my taste in music, so this would be the worst for me I think.
5) No sister :p
ImJerry
08/01/04, 03:28 PM
the last one isn't that bad because you can always make an excuse.
"oh my sister was being immature and stole a CD of mine. i think she put it in here."
"she told me to grab something for her, she's too lazy to get it herself."
it's easy. learn to BS, people. the masturbating one is not as BS-able.
"umm...i was cleaning it."
"Ahh, help! My penis and hand are fighting!"
I think getting caught masturbating would be the most embarassing.
ohlookitspaul
08/01/04, 04:13 PM
hahha...that one works too
Frank Giaramita
08/02/04, 02:27 AM
"Ahh, help! My penis and hand are fighting!"
I think getting caught masturbating would be the most embarassing.
hahahaha
"he was disobeying, so im spanking him"
"it attacked me, so im defending myself"
open mind
08/02/04, 04:40 AM
hahaha shes like.."yeah!!! thats my son!" and slaps your ass while ur getting it on with ur gf. :wink3:
not really what i was thinking when i wrote that,but my life's been kinda sterile lately........ :lipsrseal
I'd tell my mom that I was checking my penis for lumps. Hey if it works for girls rubbing their boobs checking for breast cancer it can work for me.
Hell my Mom would probably be smiling if she caught me making out with my g/f and just leave the house laughing.
Hell, I leave the bathroom door open all the time.
The MTV one would be very awkward.
But looking through my 12 year old sisters bra and underwear, no that would just be embarrasing and degrading.
The Bled 13
09/12/04, 04:43 PM
I dono.
Tristan Needler
09/12/04, 04:59 PM
the second and last are worst in my opinion
agreed, i voted second over last though
BuriedAlive
09/12/04, 05:42 PM
second is the worst. cause the other's either happened or never will...
The Bled 13
09/12/04, 05:53 PM
I don't think any of them compare to the one if you got caught fucking going through your sisters underwear drawer. Because everyone jacks off, everyone sings naked at one point of their life, everybody fucks, everyone takes a shit...
BUT there is no excuse for going through your god damn sisters clothing.
ohlookitspaul
09/12/04, 05:54 PM
I don't think any of them compare to the one if you got caught fucking going through your sisters underwear drawer. Because everyone jacks off, everyone sings naked at one point of their life, everybody fucks, everyone takes a shit...
BUT there is no excuse for going through your god damn sisters clothing.
you could always say that you were looking for something. be creative...say your sister stole something of yours and you think she put it in there or something like that
BuriedAlive
09/12/04, 05:54 PM
I don't think any of them compare to the one if you got caught fucking going through your sisters underwear drawer. Because everyone jacks off, everyone sings naked at one point of their life, everybody fucks, everyone takes a shit...
BUT there is no excuse for going through your god damn sisters clothing.
I guess you have a point. But not everyone has a sister...
SingleDoubt
09/12/04, 05:55 PM
of course the 2nd would be embarassing... the others are either not bad enough to need an excuse or can easily be gotten out of with an excuse
The Bled 13
09/12/04, 06:30 PM
Yeah I guess...
But still, your fucking weird if you go through your sisters shit.
BuriedAlive
09/12/04, 06:31 PM
Yeah I guess...
But still, your fucking weird if you go through your sisters shit.
haha. yeah, that would be pretty weird.
13th hour
09/12/04, 07:12 PM
Who cares if you get caught masturbating, when you compare that to getting caught going through your sisters underwear drawer??
Seriously, if youre fucked up enough to be sniffin your sisters panties, your fucked up enough to masturbate while thinging of said panties, and your mom would know it.
mOvielife99
09/12/04, 07:48 PM
sisters room. i would have chose porno, but masturbating is regular and normal. going through your sisters delicates is not. and haha you said hefty
OnLegendary21
09/12/04, 07:52 PM
The last one is just wrong on so many levels.
punklet2101
09/13/04, 12:44 AM
umm all of them
RoodRunner
09/13/04, 03:15 AM
lol, i think the porn movie one would be the worst... never happened 2 me tho :D i watch porn on the net... ;)
Love As Arson
09/13/04, 09:50 AM
It'd be pretty embarrassing if she caught you masturbating to pictures of her. Brandon (Maybeoneday) was telling me all about his experience with that.
Riverwings
09/18/04, 09:23 AM
What kind of poll is that?
ninety times 9
09/19/04, 01:24 AM
well it wouldnt be number one my mom would be shocked because she thinks i cant get girls which is true it cant be number three because i lock the door when i shit ot cant be four becuase i dont got mtv at my house and it cant be 5 becuase i dont got a sister so i guess it would be 2 watching porn in the living room even though i dont haha i watch it online
Thomas Sway
10/11/04, 11:40 AM
well it wouldnt be number one my mom would be shocked because she thinks i cant get girls which is true it cant be number three because i lock the door when i shit ot cant be four becuase i dont got mtv at my house and it cant be 5 becuase i dont got a sister so i guess it would be 2 watching porn in the living room even though i dont haha i watch it online
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It's called a "period". It's this little dot you put after a "sentence." Since it's hard to get the grasp of when you're new to the game, just go ahead and stick one in there every time you think you've completed a thought. Or for starters, just whenever you think you'd take a breath if you were talking.
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Touched
10/11/04, 03:08 PM
Sisters room.
Juliet R Delta
10/11/04, 10:48 PM
lucky for me, i can do all of the above freely (not that i WOULD do the naked Mtv thing anyway... and no sister, but even if i did then i'd say i was borrowing her bra or something.), cos my mum lives in another country to me! would be pretty odd if she came from the states just to knock on my door... eh heh heh..
yellow sunday
10/12/04, 05:53 AM
my gf was over at my house once, and my dad walked in on her naked haha, she said get the fuck out. hahahahaha, i thought it was funny.
Mercy Medical
10/12/04, 10:35 AM
There's this new monumental addition the the written word my friend. I'm so glad I'm the one that gets to spread the good news to you!
It's called a "period". It's this little dot you put after a "sentence." Since it's hard to get the grasp of when you're new to the game, just go ahead and stick one in there every time you think you've completed a thought. Or for starters, just whenever you think you'd take a breath if you were talking.
Write on brother. Join the period-using revolution!
hahahaha
sweethypocrisy
10/12/04, 12:31 PM
There's this new monumental addition the the written word my friend. I'm so glad I'm the one that gets to spread the good news to you!
It's called a "period". It's this little dot you put after a "sentence." Since it's hard to get the grasp of when you're new to the game, just go ahead and stick one in there every time you think you've completed a thought. Or for starters, just whenever you think you'd take a breath if you were talking.
Write on brother. Join the period-using revolution!
hahah
BloodTornTears
10/12/04, 01:03 PM
Sisters Room would be worse, but thats the kinda shit that goes on during Jerry Springer
tbag311
10/12/04, 08:10 PM
man.....getting caught sucks.
One time i got caught jackin it to some porn....but i got my dick back in my pants before she could actually 'catch' me!!....but it being on the screen was degrading enough :(
another embarrasing time was when it was the summer and it was SOOOO hot (no air condition) and i was sleepin in the nude :lol2: and in the morning my mom tried to wake me up by yanking the covers off my bed, and man, did I have mad morning wood that morning.....man, you just can't win in a situation like that...lol
BrandNew20
10/12/04, 08:17 PM
man.....getting caught sucks.
One time i got caught jackin it to some porn....but i got my dick back in my pants before she could actually 'catch' me!!....but it being on the screen was degrading enough :(
another embarrasing time was when it was the summer and it was SOOOO hot (no air condition) and i was sleepin in the nude :lol2: and in the morning my mom tried to wake me up by yanking the covers off my bed, and man, did I have mad morning wood that morning.....man, you just can't win in a situation like that...lol
have you ever been tea bagged? I would think that'd be more embarressing than those two situations...
tbag311
10/12/04, 08:24 PM
no man.....lol
if you caught me jerking it... that sucks for YOU
AmericanIdiot3
10/13/04, 11:49 AM
the porn movie, without a doubt
Sin Built
07/12/05, 02:55 AM
"umm...i was cleaning it."
"i was cleaning it and it went off" hahaha
Alex Djaferis
07/12/05, 03:20 AM
bathroom: wiping your ass after a hefty shit
that made me laugh so so much
living room... all the others are human nature and can be excused
i don't have a sister so i nulled that 1... but if i did and she was hot... it'd be human nature
Alex Djaferis
07/12/05, 05:55 AM
i don't have a sister so i nulled that 1... but if i did and she was hot... it'd be human nature
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living room... all the others are human nature and can be excused
i don't have a sister so i nulled that 1... but if i did and she was hot... it'd be human nature
I hate when people who don't have sisters say nasty sex things about mine thinking he is so cool. Not you, but kind of.
Trainsaw
07/12/05, 07:03 AM
living room wacking it most def
HotTubsMolest
07/12/05, 07:29 AM
I voted for the Bathroom: my mother could expect all the other stuff(I've done some of them quite a few times...) and is okay with it. But talking about shit, that's just gross...
the first one has happened to me, it wasn't so bad..it was his dad though, he was just like "oooh" and when we came downstairs he was congratulatory...it was a bit awkward.
i think the dancing naked, i do that a lot. i dont think that it would be pleasant.
Susan Sarandon
07/12/05, 09:38 AM
I've experienced the second one.. sort of.
Bad news.
xAnothrLostSoul
07/12/05, 09:40 AM
sister's room...that's so fucking gross i don't even want to think about it
ActorInThisPlay
07/12/05, 09:41 AM
Yeah I went with the last one because that is just wrong to look at your sister's underwear in her room. The second one would be really bad too, but you know can't be unexpected if you are a teenager, but the last one should never happen no matter what age you are.
living room: watching a porn movie (with sound) and shhmacking off to it :D
The_Crowing
07/12/05, 01:07 PM
the porn movie, without a doubt
Yea, that would be pretty embarressing.
marrost
07/12/05, 01:09 PM
Anything involving you, your mom, and your dick in your hand cannot be explained. The rest aren't nearly as bad.
djUbilla
07/12/05, 01:27 PM
This was tough until the last one. Not that I'd ever do that one, but shit if I did, forget about it...
Susan Sarandon
07/12/05, 01:44 PM
I don't really know why wiping your ass after shitting would be more embarrassing than fucking yourself to the sights and sounds of other people fucking eachother.
Kid Kilowatt
07/12/05, 02:15 PM
Option 6: With your penis in the fish tank.
VeloriumCamper
07/12/05, 02:19 PM
the one with the word 'porn' in it
btbam > you
07/12/05, 02:34 PM
hahaha funniest poll ever.
Tristan Needler
07/12/05, 02:35 PM
haha this was a good one.
PunkDrums182
07/12/05, 02:37 PM
im bored as dog shit.
the last one, cause its just FUCKED up.
isnt this thread really old?
I hate when people who don't have sisters say nasty sex things about mine thinking he is so cool. Not you, but kind of.
never mentioned your sis lol :huh:
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