Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget

[From: Skulls]

With Roastmaster John Stamos.

This will be hilarious.

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/roast_saget/index.jhtml

[altemose09]

yesssss

[TheOtherAndrew]

Bob Saget was on Full House.
Bob Saget's career has gone downhill drastically recently.
Bob Saget used to host America's Funniest Home Videos.
Bob Saget has homosexual tendencies.

Every joke told at this will fall into one of those four categories.

[TheOtherAndrew]

Oh and Lisa Lampinelli will be there. There will be at least 35 jokes about how she likes to fuck black guys.

[cahrishurr]

Lisa Lampinelli needs to die already or go to jail for something so we dont have to endure her predictable jokes at these Comedy Central Roasts.

[popdisaster00]

awesome.

[lindZ629]

hahah nice I'll actually watch this one.

[polock]

oh shit! john stamos is gonna be there!

[brandnew21g]

i usually dont watch these roast things..... but i love bob saget so ill watch

[TJ Wells]

The only reason I will be watching this will be for Stamos. Bob Saget is a douchebag. He thinks because he was on Full House, if he tells a bunch of dick and fart jokes and swears a lot people will thinks it's hilarious.

[patpratt]

Bob Saget fucking sucks.

[From: Skulls]

On tonight. The clips they've been showing have been pretty great.

[Mitch]

I'll be watching.

[billyboatkid]

I can't wait to watch this.

It's gonna be great. Fuckin' Danny Tanner. hahaha

[Freud]

this could be funny

[Spicoli hey bud]

The only reason I will be watching this will be for Stamos. Bob Saget is a douchebag. He thinks because he was on Full House, if he tells a bunch of dick and fart jokes and swears a lot people will thinks it's hilarious.
He was the same before Full House as well.

[heyozzie]

they had the uncensored pamela anderson roast on last night. i drunkenly scarfed down some wheat thins while laughing pretty hard out loud at it. i don't think i've seen it before. this should be good, and anything with stamos has my stamp of approval.

[mht]

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[From: Skulls]

they had the uncensored pamela anderson roast on last night. i drunkenly scarfed down some wheat thins while laughing pretty hard out loud at it. i don't think i've seen it before. this should be good, and anything with stamos has my stamp of approval.
Jeff Ross's comeback to Anna Nicole is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

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"Someone get her 90 year old cock to suck on please"

[mht]

still the funniest roast was when Ross roasted Emmitt/Shaq

so funny

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when he rips into shaqs game.. lololol


"you were great in the green mile"

[colorlesscliche]

Haha, he's pretty dirty.

[Thug_Nasty]

bob saget is a douchebag. he thinks hes hilarious cause he loves to say vulgar shit and the word fuck alot.

[SkyHeldUpByStar]

still the funniest roast was when Ross roasted Emmitt/Shaq

so funny

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when he rips into shaqs game.. lololol


"you were great in the green mile"

That's pretty hilarious. I like this one from the same roast when Doug Williams gets up to roast Emmitt and he flops so Jamie Foxx starts tearing him apart. I laugh every time I watch:

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[notoaststereo]

im excited.

[mht]

I actually think someone told Foxx to step in and try and salvage it.

[TJ Wells]

Already seen Joey and Becky in the audience.

[TJ Wells]

Haha, there's Stephanie.

[Ailite]

Despite his annoying tendencies I will still enjoy this.

[TJ Wells]

giraldo always brings it.

[Ailite]

Boooooo at the Michael J. Fox joke, that wasn't even funny
:thumbdwn:

[notoaststereo]

giraldo is fucking awesome.

[Ailite]

Hahahaha, this is pretty funny though.
"You're like Screech with tits."

And huge boo on the Heath Ledger joke. That was another failure.

[TJ Wells]

i'm not gonna boo, because i really don't get offended by anything, but i agree it wasn't that funny.

thank God no Lisa Lampanelli.

[Mitch]

What happened to Lampanelli? I thought she was supposed to be in it.

I think they forgot to bleep out "shit." It was definitely just said yet they've been bleeping out "dick" and other words.

[mht]

he was hit or miss, laughed a little bit. I'm enjoyin.


one thing I have to saw is, people claimed Saget got mad/offended/burned bridges after this, so you mean to tell me he just put on a fake smile and pretended to enjoy it? What a two face fuck.

[Mitch]

You could be referring to the following, which is fake.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/68062bd315

[TJ Wells]

What happened to Lampanelli? I thought she was supposed to be in it.

I think they forgot to bleep out "shit." It was definitely just said yet they've been bleeping out "dick" and other words.
i dont think you have to bleep shit on cable. i hear it all the time on fx. and remember that south park episode?

[notoaststereo]

didnt show up?

[notoaststereo]

lovits was decent

[EchoPark]

Bob Saget=the most unfunny individual to ever exist.

[TJ Wells]

I LOVE Jeff Garlin.

[Adeniz19]

so this sucked?

[Ailite]

Gilbert Godfrey was awesome.

[notoaststereo]

i had a bunch of great laughs. some of it was lame though.

[gilatron5000]

I really enjoyed it.

[Mynor]

I think it could have been better

[popdisaster00]

I loved it. Hilarious.

John Lovitz, poor guy - you know he was trying hard but it just didn't work. I love him anyway.

And Norm Mcdonald's was literally the best and worst bit the entire night, haha

[TakeLotsWithAlcohol]

I laughed harder at Norm McDonald than anyone else.

[popdisaster00]

I laughed harder at Norm McDonald than anyone else.
It was so weird but so funny. Like, was it supposed to be bad? Or what? Haha

[Adeniz19]

It was so weird but so funny. Like, was it supposed to be bad? Or what? Haha
haha i thought he was trying to say these really clean, grandpa jokes to offset all of the dirty humor

[marrost]

Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!

Norm was so good.

[popdisaster00]

I want to watch him again haha.

[AShannon04]

got this waiting for me on my DVR when I get home from work today.

[brandnew21g]

just watched this. Norm was amazing !

[PDon11]

Norm MacDonald was the best of the night.

[Ailite]

I loved Godfrey.

"Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990..."

[krishasaheadake]

I loved Godfrey.

"Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990..."

hahaha I couldn't stop laughing at that

"anyone with information please come forward"

haha

[pilot_light_out]

it would have been awesome if mary kate and ashley roasted him

[thedandelionwar]

I still can't believe he directed Dirty Work, that movie was quality entertainment

[Adeniz19]

anyone remember the norm show?