have you ever...

[xxOvercastKidxx]

pretended to be interested in something just so you could get close to some chick only to find that you wasted your time and that she wasnt worth it?

[mattybobviously]

Yeah, actually. I had been flirting with this girl for a long while, seeing where things would lead. She was really sweet, but our friends didn't really know eachother so unless we ran into eachother I didn't really see her all that often. Finally I got this girl to hang out with me one night, and we had a great time. As the night went on, things got a little heavier and we wound up in my bedroom not wearing a whole lot of clothes. After we played around a little she asked me if I was really kinky. I was horny, young, and thought that was one of the best questions I'd ever been asked, so I just said "yeah, definitely."

Before I knew it she had the strap-on out. If I'd only known she wasn't worth my time or the sanctity of my asshole.

[_Andrew]

can't say i have, no.

[DannySniper]

Kind of.

[SLoT]

Yes. I pretended to give a shit about this girls family. I had heard that getting close to this chick was impossible because her family was way into brainwashing her... weird I know. Anyway, she was smoking hot, so I decided fuck it, I'ma infiltrate this bitches family camp and win them over. Well fuck if that wasn't the longest ten minutes of my life. Found out the dad was a boat lover and immediately hit that conversation up, all moms like me for some reason anyway, so that wasn't hard. So I cracked that safe and they let me date their daughter. Whoa. Nevermind on that decision. Hot, but ridiculously too much like myself out of all things. There were so many odd things I found out and watched as she was talking or eating or whatever that were essentially identical to what I do. Then I found out I was dating myself the whole time.

[DannySniper]

pretended to be interested in something just so you could get close to some chick only to find that you wasted your time and that she wasnt worth it?

Wait, you're a girl?

[Willy McFurgle]

If i was interested in this thread, then i could say yes...but no, i've never been interested in something just so i could get close to some chick.

[popdisaster00]

uhhhhhhh ya

[chronomic]

yeah i pretended to be a lesbian for this lesbo but it didnt end well

[disco.tetris]

For a while, I pretended I was really interested in football (aka soccer) because this guy I liked was obsessed with it. Otherwise, no.

[googirl8907]

No

[thespearkid]

Yeah, once I pretended to be interested in a thread just to try and anal a lesbo named Jamie-Lynn.

[Fallinto_rhythm]

no. If they don't like me the way am then they can suck my fucking dick

[argg_xo]

no. If they don't like me the way am then they can suck my fucking dick
amen to that sister!

[&IllBeTheReason]

no. If they don't like me the way am then they can suck my fucking dick
I concur.

[hypa_dude]

I like lesbians. I'm not pretending.

[Giant Broccoli]

Changing yourself or pretending to is just stupid-be yourself and be confident in that. Girls appreciate honesty. It's stupid to try and get "drawn" into their world, have it be the other way around.

[4N6 science]

Yeah, actually. I had been flirting with this girl for a long while, seeing where things would lead. She was really sweet, but our friends didn't really know eachother so unless we ran into eachother I didn't really see her all that often. Finally I got this girl to hang out with me one night, and we had a great time. As the night went on, things got a little heavier and we wound up in my bedroom not wearing a whole lot of clothes. After we played around a little she asked me if I was really kinky. I was horny, young, and thought that was one of the best questions I'd ever been asked, so I just said "yeah, definitely."

Before I knew it she had the strap-on out. If I'd only known she wasn't worth my time or the sanctity of my asshole.

Interesting story. I like how you tell it as if you're 30 years old, when in reality you're 16. How young were you when this happened 9?

[MADSTA]

Yeah, actually. I had been flirting with this girl for a long while, seeing where things would lead. She was really sweet, but our friends didn't really know eachother so unless we ran into eachother I didn't really see her all that often. Finally I got this girl to hang out with me one night, and we had a great time. As the night went on, things got a little heavier and we wound up in my bedroom not wearing a whole lot of clothes. After we played around a little she asked me if I was really kinky. I was horny, young, and thought that was one of the best questions I'd ever been asked, so I just said "yeah, definitely."

Before I knew it she had the strap-on out. If I'd only known she wasn't worth my time or the sanctity of my asshole.
Sorry, but this story is hilarious. I hope you don't mind that I'm laughing at your misfortunes.

[nikaidoh]

i'm sorry to say that yeah, i have. in fact most of my wardrobe, and music selection is because i had to be into everything she liked. some of it introduced me to some really cool stuff, but mostly not so much.

[Chris Fallon]

Those guys are called assholes, and you're supposed to stay away from them.

[ZoSo1886]

have you ever used more than 3 x's in a user name on purpose?

[mattybobviously]

I can only hope that people in here's sarcasm detectors aren't as far off as Who Quoted Me? led me to believe.

[Chancetobe]

Yeah. I've pretended to be into some music that I don't actually like. In the end, it wasn't worth the space on my i-tunes.

[fadedmemories]

Yeah, once I pretended to be interested in a thread just to try and anal a lesbo named Jamie-Lynn.

:-d

[xxOvercastKidxx]

Yeah, once I pretended to be interested in a thread just to try and anal a lesbo named Jamie-Lynn.


ouch. that stung a little.

[MADSTA]

I can only hope that people in here's sarcasm detectors aren't as far off as Who Quoted Me? led me to believe.
It seemed like something that would be posted seriously in PL.

[thespearkid]

ouch. that stung a little.
I kid, of course.