View Full Version : I'm such a horrible person =/
remedyeli
08/02/08, 04:30 PM
So I was at subway today and a blind lady sat in front of me. I just couldn't help myself but to...stare at her while fumbling with her sub trying to eat it.
At least she couldn't see me...
One time I yelled at my mom to "WALK!!!". There was an old lady in a wheelchair behind us getting lifted off a bus. Oops.
thespearkid
08/02/08, 04:44 PM
A Chinese guy came to my old work one night and he couldn't speak English. After we stumbled our way through his order, I gave him his change and said, "Your change is $3.34. Would you like me to have sex with your wife?" He just nodded and my co-workers and I had a nice lolz.
TheSkyline
08/02/08, 04:56 PM
A Chinese guy came to my old work one night and he couldn't speak English. After we stumbled our way through his order, I gave him his change and said, "Your change is $3.34. Would you like me to have sex with your wife?" He just nodded and my co-workers and I had a nice lolz.
Hahaha!
coltenTALK
08/02/08, 04:57 PM
Throw water balloons at hobo's.
alecksisx33
08/02/08, 05:04 PM
and this makes you horrible how?
coltenTALK
08/02/08, 05:07 PM
It doesn't. I'm just giving people idea's.
Giant Broccoli
08/02/08, 05:12 PM
lawlz she wasnt talkin to you
coltenTALK
08/02/08, 05:19 PM
mybad
remedyeli
08/02/08, 05:28 PM
and this makes you horrible how?
I thought it was rude to stare...even at blind people.
hockeyguitar99
08/02/08, 06:27 PM
I thought it was rude to stare...even at blind people.
Still doesn't make you a horrible person, just a slightly worse one.
failingwithease
08/02/08, 06:31 PM
It would have made you a horrible person had you stuck things in her sub or even replaced it with something.
TheSkyline
08/02/08, 06:32 PM
I once accidently made a joke about a concentration camp in front of my great-step-grandpa.
I forgot half his family got killed in concentration camps, and he barely survived. Awkward much?
Woops.
failingwithease
08/02/08, 06:36 PM
I once accidently made a joke about a concentration camp in front of my great-step-grandpa.
I forgot half his family got killed in concentration camps, and he barely survived. Awkward much?
Woops.
How could you forget your grandpa was a jew who survived basically the biggest genocide in history?
TheSkyline
08/02/08, 06:39 PM
How could you forget your grandpa was a jew who survived basically the biggest genocide in history?
I didn't really forget, I just wasn't thinking. I'm stupid like that.
Definitely made me feel like an asshole. And he just looked upset the whole rest of the time he was visiting.
I suck.
failingwithease
08/02/08, 06:40 PM
I didn't really forget, I had no clue he was in the same room.
Definitely made me feel like an asshole. And he just looked upset the whole rest of the time he was visiting.
I suck.
Yup.
So I was at subway today and a blind lady sat in front of me. I just couldn't help myself but to...stare at her while fumbling with her sub trying to eat it.
At least she couldn't see me...
This is worse than people who hit defenseless animals. You fucking worthless slug of a human being.
i actually don't give a shit, i stare at blind people too
I saw a blind kid walk into a soda machine once.
remedyeli
08/02/08, 07:04 PM
I saw a blind kid walk into a soda machine once.
holy shit! I would have started to laugh sooo much.
like today at work I was just standing there folding clothes, and then all the sudden this mother came up with here disabled daughter in one of those wheel chair with the neck rest.
her daugher was gargling spit/air non-stop (I'm sure she couldn't control it)
I was on the verge of exploding in laugher.
TheSkyline
08/02/08, 07:20 PM
holy shit! I would have started to laugh sooo much.
like today at work I was just standing there folding clothes, and then all the sudden this mother came up with here disabled daughter in one of those wheel chair with the neck rest.
her daugher was gargling spit/air non-stop (I'm sure she couldn't control it)
I was on the verge of exploding in laugher.
You really are a horrible person. haha
remedyeli
08/02/08, 07:25 PM
You really are a horrible person. haha
Geez I couldn't help it
it was pretty much something like this
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Un'Aria Ancora
08/02/08, 07:28 PM
I worked in a mall and heard this really loud yelp of a voice and couldn't help but laugh pretty fucking hard. I mean, you don't hear it in the mall everyday... mentally challenged child being pushed in a wheelchair... :-(
thespearkid
08/02/08, 07:36 PM
I worked in a mall and heard this really loud yelp of a voice and couldn't help but laugh pretty fucking hard. I mean, you don't hear it in the mall everyday... mentally challenged child being pushed in a wheelchair... :-(
Ouch. That's pretty bad.
&IllBeTheReason
08/02/08, 07:37 PM
My friend likes to yell really obscene things out of his car at people walking on the street. One day he told this lady on her bike to fuck off and we kept driving to my friends house. His community has a guard gate, so while we were waiting for him to let us through, tjhe lady came to us and starting yelling at him and told the guard not to let us in. When she left, the guard started laughing at called her a bitch.
interesting night
bassdrummer2333
08/02/08, 09:46 PM
I didn't really forget, I just wasn't thinking. I'm stupid like that.
Definitely made me feel like an asshole. And he just looked upset the whole rest of the time he was visiting.
I suck.
thats harsh has he visited since
thesafeword
08/03/08, 12:21 AM
On the last day of school there was an anouncement over the intercom and one of my Asian friends asked me what they said and I told him that they were going to arrest all Asians, but I said it right as the whole room got quiet and there was some random CHinese girl in there. My French teacher got pretty mad.
jagermeister
08/03/08, 09:18 AM
holy shit! I would have started to laugh sooo much.
like today at work I was just standing there folding clothes, and then all the sudden this mother came up with here disabled daughter in one of those wheel chair with the neck rest.
her daugher was gargling spit/air non-stop (I'm sure she couldn't control it)
I was on the verge of exploding in laugher.
Thats really, really low. I hope, for the sake of people who have to come in contact with you, that you grow up one day.
Thats awful. Hopefully you have children like that and people can laugh at them.
remedyeli
08/03/08, 12:54 PM
Thats really, really low. I hope, for the sake of people who have to come in contact with you, that you grow up one day.
Thats awful. Hopefully you have children like that and people can laugh at them.
Wow you sound like such a better person than me.
failingwithease
08/03/08, 01:00 PM
Wow you sound like such a better person than me.
But really, that's pretty horrible.
Fallinto_rhythm
08/03/08, 02:22 PM
I'm mean, but not this mean
Markus1186
08/03/08, 02:25 PM
I saw a non-blind woman ride her bike into a stop sign as i was peering out the window at work the other day.
quarterhorse101
08/03/08, 02:59 PM
Geez I couldn't help it
it was pretty much something like this
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this is so bad
scmaley
08/03/08, 03:22 PM
This is worse than people who hit defenseless animals. You fucking worthless slug of a human being.
i actually don't give a shit, i stare at blind people too
I think you know a lot about being a worthless human being, don't you?
Jk -- you bring out the best in everyone.
remedyeli
08/03/08, 03:28 PM
Has anyone seen Braindead/Dead Alive? Remember the sound the maid made whenever her head was detached to her body?
The reason I was about to laugh is because it reminded me sooo much of those scenes, not because she was mentally retarded.
TakingBackDowd
08/03/08, 03:37 PM
I work at a day camp and it buses me home, and water would be left on the bus everyday. So the next day it would be nearly boiling hot, so I threw/splashed people walking on the street. One lady had her makeup all smeared and shit, so she stopped a car and made it follow our bus, hahaha. She called the camp and I was forced to write an apology letter, what a bitch.
And my personal favorite is when I shouted "Neat socks!" to some random guy in tube socks, while we were at a red light. He just stood there and looked at his socks and back at us until the light went green. Good times.
A Chinese guy came to my old work one night and he couldn't speak English. After we stumbled our way through his order, I gave him his change and said, "Your change is $3.34. Would you like me to have sex with your wife?" He just nodded and my co-workers and I had a nice lolz.
:rotfl:
lightcollapse
08/03/08, 05:15 PM
I work at a day camp and it buses me home, and water would be left on the bus everyday. So the next day it would be nearly boiling hot, so I threw/splashed people walking on the street. One lady had her makeup all smeared and shit, so she stopped a car and made it follow our bus, hahaha. She called the camp and I was forced to write an apology letter, what a bitch.
What a bitch? I would be fucking pissed as shit if someone did that to me, you're lucky she didn't kick your ass, which I'm sure she could have.
failingwithease
08/03/08, 05:21 PM
What a bitch? I would be fucking pissed as shit if someone did that to me, you're lucky she didn't kick your ass, which I'm sure she could have.
I thought this, too. Some kids always think the person they do shit to is the villain when they make them pay for it.
heartsurgerykat
08/03/08, 05:52 PM
I laughed at this blind violinist that tripped over a chair while walking to her chair onstage in front of atleast a couple hundred people.
I didn't realize she was blind until after the concert.
Not that funny,
but I would be embarrased If I was her...
cardhousedream
08/04/08, 12:08 AM
At my work this guy had two kids who were around 5 years old, one of them was on his shoulders and the other was holding his hand. So he started running, and the kid on his shoulders was too tall and hit his head on the emergency exit sign, fell off his dad's shoulders and then hit the kid in the head that was holding the dad's hand...
FallenAngel117
08/04/08, 12:41 AM
ouch
I think you know a lot about being a worthless human being, don't you?
Jk -- you bring out the best in everyone.
I think it's obvious.... you have a crush on me.
TeachBirds2Fly
08/04/08, 06:13 AM
you have clearly had a sheltered life if you think this makes you a bad person
scmaley
08/04/08, 06:23 AM
I think it's obvious.... you have a crush on me.
Actually, I thought I made it obvious that I'd like to crush you... with my car. ;-)
Actually, I thought I made it obvious that I'd like to crush you... with my car. ;-)
Hey whatever you guys call it in South Carolina is fine with me. It sounds dangerous though.
scmaley
08/04/08, 07:17 AM
Hey whatever you guys call it in South Carolina is fine with me. It sounds dangerous though.
My middle name is actually Dangerous. Not Catherine, but Dangerous.
remedyeli
08/04/08, 07:25 AM
Hey whatever you guys call it in South Carolina is fine with me. It sounds dangerous though.
Is that a redneck joke or something?
Don't make me go out to the barn to get my shotgun and find you.
My middle name is actually Dangerous. Not Catherine, but Dangerous.
Oh. How cool! When did you change it? Mine used to be Raperly, but I changed it to William. Raperly just didn't fit with my personality you know.
Is that a redneck joke or something?
Don't make me go out to the barn to get my shotgun and find you.
Look dude, if I wanted a redneck joke I'd follow you into the bathroom and watch you take a leak. You're in Georgia anyway, why you hating? I'm talking about SC.
thespearkid
08/04/08, 08:30 AM
At my work this guy had two kids who were around 5 years old, one of them was on his shoulders and the other was holding his hand. So he started running, and the kid on his shoulders was too tall and hit his head on the emergency exit sign, fell off his dad's shoulders and then hit the kid in the head that was holding the dad's hand...
Hahahahahaha.
remedyeli
08/04/08, 09:53 AM
Look dude, if I wanted a redneck joke I'd follow you into the bathroom and watch you take a leak. You're in Georgia anyway, why you hating? I'm talking about SC.
geez why did you have to take what I said so seriously?
If you seen where Augusta is on the map, it is laying right on the border, I technically am a SC citizen and I live in SC, but I spend more time in Augusta ,GA. If that makes sense.
heartsurgerykat
08/04/08, 09:56 AM
geez why did you have to take what I said so seriously?
If you seen where Augusta is on the map, it is laying right on the border, I technically am a SC citizen and I live in SC, but I spend more time in Augusta ,GA. If that makes sense.
I hate South Carolina,
it sucks major.
No good bands ever come here,
we have to road trip it.
geez why did you have to take what I said so seriously?
If you seen where Augusta is on the map, it is laying right on the border, I technically am a SC citizen and I live in SC, but I spend more time in Augusta ,GA. If that makes sense.
I'm kidding dude. I know you were kidding. Also, that makes perfect sense as well.
I hate South Carolina,
it sucks major.
No good bands ever come here,
we have to road trip it.
They may not come to play there, but Between the Buried & Me is from Raleigh. That takes the cake right there.
Willy McFurgle
08/04/08, 09:59 AM
geez why did you have to take what I said so seriously?
If you seen where Augusta is on the map, it is laying right on the border, I technically am a SC citizen and I live in SC, but I spend more time in Augusta ,GA. If that makes sense.
It wouldn't be SLoT if he didn't take it seriously from time to time, just watch out for his baseball bat named roofie.
xBITCHxPLEASEx
08/04/08, 10:02 AM
I made a yo momma joke to my grandmother. She didn't find it funny at all.
I don't remember what it was, but it was awful.
ThemChains
08/04/08, 10:04 AM
I made a yo momma joke to my grandmother. She didn't find it funny at all.
I don't remember what it was, but it was awful.
Do you have time to tell me that story once more?
Willy McFurgle
08/04/08, 10:09 AM
I was joking around with my buddy one night, and he said something to me about bein a whore, so i turned around and said, your mom's a whore.
Problem with that was his mom died a few weeks before in a car accident. oops.
heartsurgerykat
08/04/08, 10:12 AM
I was joking around with my buddy one night, and he said something to me about bein a whore, so i turned around and said, your mom's a whore.
Problem with that was his mom died a few weeks before in a car accident. oops.
I would have died or something.
What was his reaction?
remedyeli
08/04/08, 10:13 AM
I hate South Carolina,
it sucks major.
No good bands ever come here,
we have to road trip it.
I like it, no big deal.
It's really peaceful and laid back.
Columbia is dead in the center of the state, an hour away from me, and they get alot of good shows.
Isn't Travelers Rest RIGHT next to Spartanburg(sp?) which has Ground Zero.
Plus Charlotte isn't that far away.
That's not much of a road trip :shrug:
Willy McFurgle
08/04/08, 10:16 AM
I would have died or something.
What was his reaction?
He was pretty pissed, and to this day doesn't really talk to me anymore, even though i've apologized numerous times. It was just a reaction coz we used to joke like that all the time. But i still feel guilty for it.
heartsurgerykat
08/04/08, 10:19 AM
I like it, no big deal.
It's really peaceful and laid back.
Columbia is dead in the center of the state, an hour away from me, and they get alot of good shows.
Isn't Travelers Rest RIGHT next to Spartanburg(sp?) which has Ground Zero.
Plus Charlotte isn't that far away.
That's not much of a road trip :shrug:
Dude,
I love Ground Zero.
I know a ton of kids that go there.
As I lay Dying was there a couple weeks ago, I think, I couldn't go because I had a concert.
When you travel with my friends mom, it turns into a road trip,
we were going to Myrtle Beach for a couple days, The House Of Blues had some good shows going on,
she took a wrong turn and we ended up in Virginia.
Didn't get to our actual hotel room in Myrtle Beach until the next day.
It sucked, because there were like 4 other people in the backseat.
remedyeli
08/04/08, 10:20 AM
He was pretty pissed, and to this day doesn't really talk to me anymore, even though i've apologized numerous times. It was just a reaction coz we used to joke like that all the time. But i still feel guilty for it.
that's stupid, he needs to understand.
I accidentally told a yo momma joke to someone who's mom died. Yeah, he was pissed at first, but soon put it behind him.
It's a stupid thing to hold a grudge on.
remedyeli
08/04/08, 10:25 AM
we were going to Myrtle Beach for a couple days, The House Of Blues had some good shows going on,
she took a wrong turn and we ended up in Virginia
pics are it didn't happen.
But seriously, how the fuck does someone accidentally travel several states north while trying to stay in the same state traveling East?
wow. Or is there a city called Virginia?
But either way, GZ gets decent shows, alot better than Augusta. No reason to complain about their shows.
heartsurgerykat
08/04/08, 10:29 AM
pics are it didn't happen.
But seriously, how the fuck does someone accidentally travel several states north while trying to stay in the same state traveling East?
wow. Or is there a city called Virginia?
But either way, GZ gets decent shows, alot better than Augusta. No reason to complain about their shows.
She forgoten to take her medication[lmao], and it was bad driving conditions, and she had 5 teenagers in the backseat doing crazy stuff.
If I had all that in one car,
I would drive straight to egypt or something.
Ground Zero's ok.
I like all the injury.
Willy McFurgle
08/04/08, 10:38 AM
that's stupid, he needs to understand.
I accidentally told a yo momma joke to someone who's mom died. Yeah, he was pissed at first, but soon put it behind him.
It's a stupid thing to hold a grudge on.
Unfortunately he is one of those people who holds a grudge against everyone for anything, some he takes more seriously than others.
remedyeli
08/04/08, 10:42 AM
She forgoten to take her medication[lmao], and it was bad driving conditions, and she had 5 teenagers in the backseat doing crazy stuff.
If I had all that in one car,
I would drive straight to egypt or something.
Ground Zero's ok.
I like all the injury.
I don't think she should have been driving then. and seems like she would want to drive straight to the beach, not half way across the country.
Unfortunately he is one of those people who holds a grudge against everyone for anything, some he takes more seriously than others.
my friend, sounds like a shitty friend to me.
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