View Full Version : most times you've smacked off in one day
Frank Giaramita
08/12/04, 04:17 AM
hahahaha, this should be good.
boysdontcry
08/12/04, 04:21 AM
well it's not like i had my pump-o-meter on my belt at the time. so... a lot.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
08/12/04, 06:42 AM
2?
The Bled 13
08/12/04, 07:46 AM
More than ten because my giant wang and huge sweaty nuts need to be serviced a lot for me to feel good.
Coronary Parasite
08/12/04, 08:17 AM
can i just say this is my favorite thread ever
fullydownfan
08/12/04, 08:45 AM
I voted to the best of my knowledge. ;)
The Bled 13
08/12/04, 09:08 AM
Yeah, this thread is awesome.
EMO-tionRomance
08/12/04, 12:33 PM
I said more than ten.
Because I have to imagine if I were a guy, I would whack off alll the time. :wink3:
xKissMeDeadlyx
08/12/04, 12:41 PM
too awesome.
Frank Giaramita
08/12/04, 12:46 PM
Yeah, this thread is awesome.
hahaha, being delerious, hungry and horny at 4 in the morning forces you to make threads like this. :wink3:
ha this is a great thread...fucking 10 times a day? Are your balls the size of peas at the end of the day?
FckYouImSoRad
08/12/04, 02:01 PM
oh my god. this is the best thread i have ever seen. haha! I voted more than 10 even though I'm a girl, cuz if i was a guy i'd so do it that much! lol
Clarett'sGreyGoose
08/12/04, 02:11 PM
i dont know, with the popularity of this thread among the ladies along with their apparent desire to smack it off.....maybe you should make a "most times you've smacked a guy off in one day" poll -rolls eyes-
FckYouImSoRad
08/12/04, 02:12 PM
i dont know, with the popularity of this thread among the ladies along with their apparent desire to smack it off.....maybe you should make a "most times you've smacked a guy off in one day" poll -rolls eyes-
lmao...hmmm I haven't tried that one...*calls jonathan*
No, handjobs suck, ladies don't ever do them
FckYouImSoRad
08/12/04, 02:14 PM
lol, ok. I wont. I take your word for it....wait so explain why do they suck lol guys get a kick out of doing it themself
Back in junior high, "hands" shit was what everybody did, and i have had enough handjobs to last me my entire life. And exactly guys enjoy it because you can give yourself a better handjob than most girls can. I swear, when chicks give you handjobs, it takes like 45 minutes of boringness.
FckYouImSoRad
08/12/04, 02:21 PM
LMAO ok ok ok!! I trust you on that! lmao *sits in the corner and laughs*
The Bled 13
08/12/04, 02:25 PM
Why do you insist on typing LAMO? I don't get it..
FckYouImSoRad
08/12/04, 02:27 PM
Because I'm annoying.
The Bled 13
08/12/04, 02:28 PM
Okay.
Frank Giaramita
08/12/04, 02:41 PM
Because I'm annoying.
hahah, ur super awesome.
FckYouImSoRad
08/12/04, 02:47 PM
hahah, ur super awesome.
oh yay! I'm super awesome. Well you're super awesome too. ;)
Love As Arson
08/12/04, 02:47 PM
Sex with hot women gets in the way of me masturbating, so I only have time to do it once a week.
Sex with hot women gets in the way of me masturbating, so I only have time to do it once a week.
hahahahaha, i love it
towhatend
08/12/04, 04:55 PM
I said 5, because that would be accurate.
No, handjobs suck, ladies don't ever do them
True that. I was having one done, it didn't even feel good, it just burned. So ladies remember, tongues are 100000000X better than your hand. And any man that tells you different is a liar.
boysdontcry
08/12/04, 05:07 PM
True that. I was having one done, it didn't even feel good, it just burned. So ladies remember, tongues are 100000000X better than your hand. And any man that tells you different is a liar.
...and any man who lies to get you to give him a hand job instead of a blow job is most likely gay.
EMO-tionRomance
08/12/04, 05:14 PM
...and any man who lies to get you to give him a hand job instead of a blow job is most likely gay.
hahahaha..... heeeeh
darkesthour
08/12/04, 05:17 PM
Back in junior high, "hands" shit was what everybody did, and i have had enough handjobs to last me my entire life. And exactly guys enjoy it because you can give yourself a better handjob than most girls can. I swear, when chicks give you handjobs, it takes like 45 minutes of boringness.
it's even more boring for the girl...geez.
annnnd I handjobs in junior high? shit.
I was late then!
charly horse
08/12/04, 07:30 PM
lol, ok. I wont. I take your word for it....wait so explain why do they suck lol guys get a kick out of doing it themself
Because guys can't use their mouths.
Coronary Parasite
08/12/04, 07:32 PM
Because guys can't use their mouths.
haha you really shouldn't have even need to answer that, what the hell kind of question was she asking?
charly horse
08/12/04, 07:45 PM
I thought it'd be a smart ass thing to say.
ohlookitspaul
08/12/04, 08:43 PM
this is such a male-oriented forum...it's quite funny.
Coronary Parasite
08/12/04, 08:44 PM
this is such a male-oriented forum...it's quite funny.
hey! not true!
ohlookitspaul
08/12/04, 08:45 PM
well there are plenty of females...but almost every non music related thread is like "who do you want to bang" "who is the hottest" "how many times do you whack yourself"
i'm just saying, it's not very balanced
Coronary Parasite
08/12/04, 08:47 PM
haha well it doesn't bother me one bit, it's all i talk about anyway
ohlookitspaul
08/12/04, 08:47 PM
hahahah
thats good to know then. i just thought it was interesting
Coronary Parasite
08/12/04, 08:49 PM
i don't think the girls that come here are very, well, proper
we're all too awesome to be offended
ohlookitspaul
08/12/04, 08:50 PM
hmmm true. the girls here are very cool about it.
and yes, y'all are awesomeXcore.
Coronary Parasite
08/12/04, 08:51 PM
haha the best new scene ever
Frank Giaramita
08/12/04, 09:02 PM
i'm just saying, it's not very balanced
neither are my hormones.
boysdontcry
08/12/04, 10:30 PM
haha the best new scene ever
the best new scene is in my pants. :wink3:
Coronary Parasite
08/12/04, 11:27 PM
i think your girlfriend would know better than i would
:lipsrseal
Clarett'sGreyGoose
08/13/04, 10:10 AM
No, handjobs suck, ladies don't ever do them
Yeah I wasn't suggesting that they all go out and give handjobs cause they're extremely overrated. He's right. Girls, forget handjobs, we can do it better ourselves. Just suck it up and give some head, it's not so bad. Seriously.
boysdontcry
08/13/04, 10:11 AM
Just suck it up and give some head, it's not so bad. Seriously.
hahahahaha you say that like you're speaking from experience. haha.
kidding of course.
Coronary Parasite
08/13/04, 10:12 AM
Yeah I wasn't suggesting that they all go out and give handjobs cause they're extremely overrated. He's right. Girls, forget handjobs, we can do it better ourselves. Just suck it up and give some head, it's not so bad. Seriously.
just wondering, would you know?
(FallFrom)Grace
08/13/04, 10:25 AM
i know someone who has bashed his bishop upwards of 12 times a day... he's almost a pro. he has to do it about 3-4 times a day to stay sane. no joke.
plus, he has quite an impressive wanking muscle (the little bulge of skin you get when you bend yr elbow) on his right arm, its rock solid, you dont get that without dedication to the cause.
Coronary Parasite
08/13/04, 10:27 AM
that is what i would call "husband material"
haha
ghostyouare
08/13/04, 11:43 AM
MC Paul ??? "A hand job is a man's job, your jobs a blow job."
richter915
08/13/04, 12:58 PM
14 children...eat that shit!
handjobs are amazing...all women should do it...never stop!! YES!!!
popdisaster00
08/13/04, 02:01 PM
Yeah I wasn't suggesting that they all go out and give handjobs cause they're extremely overrated. He's right. Girls, forget handjobs, we can do it better ourselves. Just suck it up and give some head, it's not so bad. Seriously.
amen. totally not worth it at all, it takes way to long for the girl and then her arm is just going to get tired and its one big disaster. and all the girls saying they would jack of 10 times a day if they were a guy, wtf! would not. you'd rip your dick off, it starts hurting after 4..
popdisaster00
08/13/04, 02:04 PM
plus, he has quite an impressive wanking muscle (the little bulge of skin you get when you bend yr elbow) on his right arm, its rock solid, you dont get that without dedication to the cause.
totally familiar with the wanking muscle, dude. im weak as shit, i cant bench like 80 lbs, but everyone keeps asking me how i got that one muscle... :blah:
Clarett'sGreyGoose
08/13/04, 03:29 PM
just wondering, would you know?
I wouldn't know if it's that bad to give it but I do know that its sure nice to receive it.
Coronary Parasite
08/13/04, 03:30 PM
haha that i'm sure is true
Clarett'sGreyGoose
08/13/04, 03:32 PM
haha that i'm sure is true
Guys, what exactly does...third base...feel like?
.....Like warm apple pie.
Coronary Parasite
08/13/04, 03:34 PM
Guys, what exactly does...third base...feel like?
.....Like warm apple pie.
i wonder how many guys tried to use that kind of logic on their girls to get head after seeing that movie
Clarett'sGreyGoose
08/13/04, 03:38 PM
Survey saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays:
Way too many.
Coronary Parasite
08/13/04, 03:47 PM
i'm sorry, but men are very sad creatures sometimes, but i love you guys really
open mind
08/13/04, 03:52 PM
i probably spanked the monkey 4-5 times in one day back during the height of my spankritude.
Clarett'sGreyGoose
08/13/04, 05:16 PM
Heh, spankritude.
it's even more boring for the girl...geez.
annnnd I handjobs in junior high? shit.
I was late then!
i know, i know. I'm a whore like that. Handjobs are a creation of satan. I had two bad experiences. One time i thought the girl was gonna pull my dick right out of my body. Then another time, the girls nails got in the way, and there was no pleasure just pain.
As far as blowjobs go they are gift from god. Haven't had a bad one yet. But does everybody here return the favor? I always have, but i know a lot of guys that are like ewwww i wont go down there.
Coronary Parasite
08/13/04, 06:51 PM
i know, i know. I'm a whore like that. Handjobs are a creation of satan. I had two bad experiences. One time i thought the girl was gonna pull my dick right out of my body. Then another time, the girls nails got in the way, and there was no pleasure just pain.
As far as blowjobs go they are gift from god. Haven't had a bad one yet. But does everybody here return the favor? I always have, but i know a lot of guys that are like ewwww i wont go down there.
if you won't return the favor you get nothing, that's the way i look at it...good man for always returning the favor :)
i asked my friend randomly if he but he his nails about a week ago and his answer was "yeah, if i don't i can't masturbate"...beautiful
popdisaster00
08/13/04, 07:53 PM
i asked my friend randomly if he but he his nails about a week ago and his answer was "yeah, if i don't i can't masturbate"...beautiful
hmm?
Coronary Parasite
08/13/04, 07:55 PM
hmm?
dretti said a girl's nail were too long when she was jerking him off once
does that ckear things up?
i did it once 4 times and it hurt really bad, maybe it's just me
richter915
08/13/04, 10:08 PM
man...you guys are weak...I can just go on forever with no pain...I rock man. I think hand jobs and blow jobs are amazing..and I always return the favor...she's just too damn tense...it's great though...she says I'm so good that masturbation is boring for her now...I rule.
open mind
08/14/04, 03:19 AM
chef how do i find the clitoris? :stanico:
richter915
08/14/04, 10:31 AM
heh heh...one of the few episodes of south park I've seen.
PunkDrums182
08/14/04, 10:38 AM
i havent spanked it in about 5 days...
Coronary Parasite
08/14/04, 10:40 AM
i havent spanked it in about 5 days...
jesus why!?
that scares even me
richter915
08/14/04, 10:49 AM
heh heh. Once my gf bet me that I couldn't do it for month...I of course said she couldn't do it for a month as well...I went all of last august without doing it once...and she gave in...TWICE..but she didn't tell me...
Coronary Parasite
08/14/04, 10:51 AM
heh heh. Once my gf bet me that I couldn't do it for month...I of course said she couldn't do it for a month as well...I went all of last august without doing it once...and she gave in...TWICE..but she didn't tell me...
i can't imagine what happens to a guy who doesn't do it for that long of a time
richter915
08/14/04, 10:54 AM
i can't imagine what happens to a guy who doesn't do it for that long of a time
we turn strictly vegetarian and nocturnal...we start to befriend rabid racoons...near the end, most anything gives you a boner.
Coronary Parasite
08/14/04, 10:55 AM
we turn strictly vegetarian and nocturnal...we start to befriend rabid racoons...near the end, most anything gives you a boner.
haha that sounds about right
exactly what i expected except you aren't curled in a ball rocking back and forth
richter915
08/14/04, 10:58 AM
haha that sounds about right
exactly what i expected except you aren't curled in a ball rocking back and forth
you can't do the fetal position cause you're too close to your boner and tempted to give yourself head...I uhm...just happen to know this cause a uh friend of a friend told me...ya...that's it.
Coronary Parasite
08/14/04, 10:59 AM
you can't do the fetal position cause you're too close to your boner and tempted to give yourself head...I uhm...just happen to know this cause a uh friend of a friend told me...ya...that's it.
haha you poor thing!
i know now i will never ask a guy to abstain, the thought scares me, he could kill himself
ah richter you can return the favor good....but can you find the gspot?
richter915
08/14/04, 11:04 AM
ah richter you can return the favor good....but can you find the gspot?
that is quite tricky, I must admit. Again, it all depends on the girl and I have hit some weird things while searching for clams...I still need some more practice in that area but I think I have hit it...the problem is I lack stamina (damn weak finger muscles). My advice to guys, you can be the fattest shit in the world..just have strong finger/forearm muscles...and you'll get all the chicks.
hahaha, yeah it is quite tricky to find. But i did on my last girlfriend, and you knew right away when i found it because it seems like she got a lot more intense. But its a good "Art" to master.
(FallFrom)Grace
08/14/04, 11:36 AM
that is quite tricky, I must admit. Again, it all depends on the girl and I have hit some weird things while searching for clams...I still need some more practice in that area but I think I have hit it...the problem is I lack stamina (damn weak finger muscles). My advice to guys, you can be the fattest shit in the world..just have strong finger/forearm muscles...and you'll get all the chicks.
i concur... an ex of mine was a bassist and he had the strongest fingers ever, really made a difference and he managed to hit it almost all the time. so guys... thats the real reason girls like guitars (and another reason to practice more)
richter915
08/14/04, 12:44 PM
ahh how wonderful...I'm a bassist...yes! I just need more practice...I wish they had an elective in college like...how to deliver hot, butt-cramping orgasms to your girlfriend...maybe one day...
PunkDrums182
08/14/04, 12:54 PM
ahh how wonderful...I'm a bassist...yes! I just need more practice...I wish they had an elective in college like...how to deliver hot, butt-cramping orgasms to your girlfriend...maybe one day...
haha lmao, great topic
fullydownfan
08/14/04, 12:54 PM
ahh how wonderful...I'm a bassist...yes! I just need more practice...I wish they had an elective in college like...how to deliver hot, butt-cramping orgasms to your girlfriend...maybe one day...
:lol2: I could only imagine what kind of people would be at one of the classes... :lol2:
charly horse
08/15/04, 09:57 AM
jesus why!?
that scares even me
because when they finally do. It's amazing . . . hearing from experience of course.
Coronary Parasite
08/15/04, 11:42 AM
because when they finally do. It's amazing . . . hearing from experience of course.
but the is the torture worth the pay off? i'm not so sure...
but the is the torture worth the pay off? i'm not so sure...
I don't really think it would be...
YearsGoneBy
08/15/04, 01:11 PM
I don't really think it would be...
it is
boysdontcry
08/15/04, 01:23 PM
i highly doubt it.
darkesthour
08/16/04, 01:12 PM
Yeah I wasn't suggesting that they all go out and give handjobs cause they're extremely overrated. He's right. Girls, forget handjobs, we can do it better ourselves. Just suck it up and give some head, it's not so bad. Seriously.
ahaha<3
that cracked me up.
And about returning favors, I'd rather do it myself. Guys are aggressive-and are like "Grrr" down there or something.
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