Worst Thing You Have Done

[TeachBirds2Fly]

oh...I've killed

[The_kok]

pics or it didn't happen

[TeachBirds2Fly]

pics or it didn't happen


Aren't the haunting mental pics that keep me a wake a enough?

[TeachBirds2Fly]

pics or it didn't happen

Also what is with your avatar?
That is clearly the worst thing you have ever done, and there is a pic

[MADSTA]

Your dad.

[SLoT]

I actually did kill a person.

[Willy McFurgle]

Fathered SLoT

[kwsqd]

hahaha

[popdisaster00]

Stole shit.

[eHaMpToN]

this thread is whack

[kwsqd]

sold plutonium to iran

[pilot_light_out]

farted

[Kif]

9/11

[mr. president]

caused the last ice age... my b

[chronomic]

i stepped on a crack and broke your mothers face

[SLoT]

Fathered SLoT
Cunt.

[thespearkid]

Holocaust. oopsies.

[drewziph]

haha some awesome answers.

i wanked in that coffee ur drinking.

[drewziph]

and i love how anal isnt an answer.

















everybody knows its good.

[Neo Cassady]

Fucked a chimp, oh probably around 1981 or so.

[xrider105]

I wrote the script and casted Pauly Shore in "Bio-Dome". I'm sorry.

[I'm DC]

I wrote the script and casted Pauly Shore in "Bio-Dome". I'm sorry.

That movie rocked! Fuck you! haha

[anamericangod]

Sniffed a tricycle.

[Willy McFurgle]

Cunt.

Hey man, i can't help it if i am a flying lion with horns who spits truth.

[DannySniper]

Disproved Christianity.

Islam FTW!

[SLoT]

Hey man, i can't help it if i am a flying lion with horns who spits truth.
So you're a lion who plays trumpet that gets high and thinks that when he throws up words come out? Weak dude.

[WFUJerseyJon]

I have this thing where when I get really drunk and stop at Wawa for late night food I almost always steal a thing of Ben and Jerry's Cinnamon Bun.

[64 % chance]

told Keanu Reeves he should go in to acting

[Willy McFurgle]

So you're a lion who plays trumpet that gets high and thinks that when he throws up words come out? Weak dude.

nice. i had to laugh at that one.

[3mpire]

Joined this site.

[TK]

I called somebody a poophead. I know, terrible:-(

[SLoT]

Joined this site.
haha.

[WFUJerseyJon]

I broke my friend's mom's very valuable porcelain doll. To this day nobody knows it was me!

[mr. president]

told Keanu Reeves he should go in to acting

you sir are a terrible terrible person. you have left a terrible mark on the world.

[mattmatumbo]

dated my ex for 2 years and 4 months.

terrible terrible mistake.

[3mpire]

haha.

It was a bad move.

[3mpire]

dated my ex for 2 years and 4 months.

terrible terrible mistake.

Wasn't it good at the time?

[Neo Cassady]

told Keanu Reeves he should go in to acting

not bad. Urging him to continue after Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is where you really went wrong.

[m_rue]

i stepped on a crack and broke your mothers face

I can't believe I laughed at that.

[eHaMpToN]

not bad. Urging him to continue after Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is where you really went wrong.

if you disregard The Lake House, Hard Ball,Constantine,Somethings Gotta Give and a few others- hes not awful. In fact, i think Scanner Darkly and the Matrix are both AMAZING films

[Mirrorsandfevers]

Forgot to use coupons.

[mattmatumbo]

Wasn't it good at the time?

in perfect 20-20 hindsight, i could have been in a much much better position. (with a better girl that is.)

[ashcroft]

www.revengecrabs.com

jk

[AllTimeLow xx3]

the worst thing i've ever done was spend like 10 minutes reading this thread.

[momentsrewound]

....lol wut

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have to scroll through this post. ugh

[Ailite]

I avoided Communism

[victoria101]

hmm, I dont think this is the worst but most recent.
Got caught cheating because me and my friend were talking about it in the car when I was drunk.
But my boyfriend was still on the phone.... he heard everything. But I lied and said I knew he was on the phone the whole time and was trying to make him mad. sucker. believed me.

[DaveZeroZero]

I listened to Bring Me the Horizon/The Devil Wears Prada/Drop Dead, Gorgeous/Caliban

[CrenshawPunch]

I listened to Bring Me the Horizon/The Devil Wears Prada/Drop Dead, Gorgeous/Caliban



Lol, you listen to The Chariot.

[checkered.stars]

I filled some kid's locker with pudding and eggs, and instigated a fight between him and some other kids. He got hit by a truck six days later.

[DaveZeroZero]

I filled some kid's locker with pudding and eggs, and instigated a fight between him and a couple of some other kids. He got hit by a truck six days later.
lol, pwnt.

/rampant insensitivity

[checkered.stars]

lol, pwnt.

/rampant insensitivity
It happened about two years ago but I still feel guilty. It turned out that his grandmother was standing right by him when the truck came.

[DaveZeroZero]

It happened about two years ago but I still feel guilty. It turned out that his grandmother was standing right by him when the truck came.
Did he die or just get hit?

[checkered.stars]

Did he die or just get hit?
He died.

[Derekx]

Saw about 20 seconds of My Chemical Romance live.

[DaveZeroZero]

He died.
Well, at least he didn't remember the thing you did to him for very long, did he?

[kwsqd]

i'm high

[DaveZeroZero]

i'm high
high five?

[kwsqd]

no, you're missing the point.

[DaveZeroZero]

no, you're missing the point.
because I got high?

[kwsqd]

are you high right now?

[berskyjr]

if you disregard The Lake House, Hard Ball,Constantine,Somethings Gotta Give and a few others- hes not awful. In fact, i think Scanner Darkly and the Matrix are both AMAZING films
constantine wasn't that bad i actually liked it. and you forgot the devils advocate. that was ok.

[berskyjr]

are you high right now?
i wish,you son of a bitch

[DaveZeroZero]

are you high right now?
no, it's actually a Beenie Man song called "because I got high" haha =]

[new_arbiter]

Screenwatched.

[StraightUpIrish]

no, it's actually a Beenie Man song called "because I got high" haha =]

Wasn't it Afro Man?

[phil19]

constantine wasn't that bad i actually liked it. and you forgot the devils advocate. that was ok.

the devils advocate is a great film!
when charlize theron rips her throat open with that piece of glass in front of him! cinematic genious

[wroteurname]

I'm glad just one person mentioned the porn.

[thesafeword]

I didn't pull out of Sarah Palin's daughter.

[krimson]

One time I wrestled an alligator with my bare hands.

[DannySniper]

One time I wrestled an alligator with my bare hands.

...Meh, I wrestle Crocs every second day. It's my workout.

[DaveZeroZero]

Wasn't it Afro Man?
it would appear that you are correct.

Shows how much I know about hip-hop (thank god).

I didn't pull out of Sarah Palin's daughter.
what's going on, Levi?

[popdisaster00]

Does anybody here realize how fucking quick I'd anal Sarah Palin?

[DaveZeroZero]

Does anybody here realize how fucking quick I'd anal Sarah Palin?
not as quickly as I would.

[DannySniper]

not as quickly as I would.

Nor as quickly as I did, amirite?

[DaveZeroZero]

Nor as quickly as I did, amirite?
I don't know, are you?

Pics or it didn't happen.

[StraightUpIrish]

it would appear that you are correct.

Shows how much I know about hip-hop (thank god).

Haha believe me, I know nothing about hip hop either, I just find the song awesome.

[popdisaster00]

not as quickly as I would.
we should pig roast her.

and then her daughter. even though she's pregnant. that would make it better.

[StraightUpIrish]

we should pig roast her.

and then her daughter. even though she's pregnant. that would make it better.

Hell yeah man. Fetus = Flavor.

[DaveZeroZero]

we should pig roast her.

and then her daughter. even though she's pregnant. that would make it better.
haha, that reminds me of something I said in geography class today =]

[DannySniper]

I don't know, are you?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Ok, so it goes like this:

I was just chillin' at the Republican convention. :wave:

And then then I spotted this hot mama lightin' up backstage.:slut:

I couldn't tell if she was looking at me, so I waved. :gay:

Then she was all like. :slutkiss:

At first I was a bit embarrassed. :blush:

But I soon let her know what time it was...business time.:flirt:

I walked over, and in my smooth manner, played it very cool:giverose:

Well, what can I say? It was destiny, we just couldn't resist each other.:redlove:

She invited me backstage, to which I responded with my sexytimedance.:excited:

As soon as we went inside her dressing room, shit got real. I turned around from shutting the door, and saw the most beautiful sight of my life. :boobies:

I just couldn't contain myself , before she could say 'hockey mum', I was inside her like a sausage through a grilled cheese sandwich:rape:

She wasn't much of a livewire, though. I decided I could do better myself.:jackoff:

Then she gets all up in my grill about some shit that 'she could have just potentially sacrificed her political career for me and I wouldn't even satisfy her".:argue:

Seriously bitch, shut the fuck up.:chairhit:

Anway, after that she kept quiet.:stars:


A minute later, McCain comes in and chucks an absolute hissy-fit, throws a tantrum like a two-year old, kicking an screaming and all... :drew:


To which I dropped a sick beat.:jayz:

And then hitched a ride home. :abduct:


And that's what happened on my holiday to Minneapolis.

What we're we talking about again?

[DaveZeroZero]

^ epic post ^

[DannySniper]

^ epic post ^

It took a while, especially at 2:45am.

[DaveZeroZero]

I can imagine - especially with having had to find all of those smileys to fit.

[DannySniper]

I guess it just shows how dedicated I am to you.

[Un'Aria Ancora]

hmm, I dont think this is the worst but most recent.
Got caught cheating because me and my friend were talking about it in the car when I was drunk.
But my boyfriend was still on the phone.... he heard everything. But I lied and said I knew he was on the phone the whole time and was trying to make him mad. sucker. believed me.

Poor guy... that's terrible.

[summerlove]

But I soon let her know what time it was...business time.:flirt:



Then we're in the bathroom... brushing our teeth. That's all part of the foreplay.
Then you go sort out the recycling. That's not part of the foreplay... but it's still very important.

[DaveZeroZero]

Then we're in the bathroom... brushing our teeth. That's all part of the foreplay.
Then you go sort out the recycling. That's not part of the foreplay... but it's still very important.
Flight of the Conchords =]

[DannySniper]

Then we're in the bathroom... brushing our teeth. That's all part of the foreplay.
Then you go sort out the recycling. That's not part of the foreplay... but it's still very important.

'Till I'm just standing there, naked, except for my socks.

And you know it's time for business, that's why they're called business socks.

[CstSnow]

'Till I'm just standing there, naked, except for my socks.

And you know it's time for business, that's why they're called business socks.


That show is so full of win.

[bigblue2015]

Last night at the Giants game I went up to a Redskins fan wearing a Sean Taylor jersey and said, "Sean Taylor....DEAD." Not the worst thing I've done but pretty scummy. Also I was drunk. Also the Redskins suck.

And this one time, I knocked up this 17-year old girl, and her mother turned out to be a Vice Presidential candidate.

[miketrondson]

In real life, probably cheated on a girlfriend. On the internet, made a thread saying Brand New sucked.

[swt_catastrophe]

Ok, so it goes like this:

I was just chillin' at the Republican convention. :wave:

And then then I spotted this hot mama lightin' up backstage.:slut:

I couldn't tell if she was looking at me, so I waved. :gay:

Then she was all like. :slutkiss:

At first I was a bit embarrassed. :blush:

But I soon let her know what time it was...business time.:flirt:

I walked over, and in my smooth manner, played it very cool:giverose:

Well, what can I say? It was destiny, we just couldn't resist each other.:redlove:

She invited me backstage, to which I responded with my sexytimedance.:excited:

As soon as we went inside her dressing room, shit got real. I turned around from shutting the door, and saw the most beautiful sight of my life. :boobies:

I just couldn't contain myself , before she could say 'hockey mum', I was inside her like a sausage through a grilled cheese sandwich:rape:

She wasn't much of a livewire, though. I decided I could do better myself.:jackoff:

Then she gets all up in my grill about some shit that 'she could have just potentially sacrificed her political career for me and I wouldn't even satisfy her".:argue:

Seriously bitch, shut the fuck up.:chairhit:

Anway, after that she kept quiet.:stars:


A minute later, McCain comes in and chucks an absolute hissy-fit, throws a tantrum like a two-year old, kicking an screaming and all... :drew:


To which I dropped a sick beat.:jayz:

And then hitched a ride home. :abduct:


And that's what happened on my holiday to Minneapolis.

What we're we talking about again?
you are beyond amazing :]
that was awesome.

[summerlove]

'Till I'm just standing there, naked, except for my socks.

And you know it's time for business, that's why they're called business socks.

Hahaha!

You whisper something sexy like, "Is that it??"
I know what you're trying to say girl, you're trying to say "Ohhhh yeah, that's it!"

I could probably go on forever, but I'll stop now.

[bung]

That long post with all the smilies was, to be honest, pathetic and a waste of time.

As for the worst thing I've done, I'm not sure. I know this isn't the worst, but it's gotta be up there:

I jacked off, saved the cum, spread it on a sandwich like two days later, and served it to a friend. I did this because I told him if he didn't return the money I borrowed him within a reasonable amount of time I would start doing annoying, but harmless things to him. I borrowed him $20 and it was only after about four days.

[swt_catastrophe]

That long post with all the smilies was, to be honest, pathetic and a waste of time.

As for the worst thing I've done, I'm not sure. I know this isn't the worst, but it's gotta be up there:

I jacked off, saved the cum, spread it on a sandwich like two days later, and served it to a friend. I did this because I told him if he didn't return the money I borrowed him within a reasonable amount of time I would start doing annoying, but harmless things to him. I borrowed him $20 and it was only after about four days.
i don't care if you're kidding.
that's disgusting.

[bung]

i don't care if you're kidding.
that's disgusting.

No, I'm serious. And the point of it was to be disgusting! :-)

Also, I must note that you called me disgusting in a previous thread, and I continue to resent you for your honesty.

[swt_catastrophe]

No, I'm serious. And the point of it was to be disgusting! :-)

Also, I must note that you called me disgusting in a previous thread, and I continue to resent you for your honesty.
did i?
and which thread was that?
i honestly don't remember.

[bung]

did i?
and which thread was that?
i honestly don't remember.

Something about me wanting to drink breast milk just once to see what it tastes like. But I'm pretty sure the thread was about something totally different. Maybe it was the tits vs. ass thread. Can't remember, really.

[swt_catastrophe]

Something about me wanting to drink breast milk just once to see what it tastes like. But I'm pretty sure the thread was about something totally different. Maybe it was the tits vs. ass thread. Can't remember, really.
OH. you're THAT guy.
honestly, i think it takes quite a lot to freak me out.
and yet, you manage to succeed quite often.

[bung]

OH. you're THAT guy.
honestly, i think it takes quite a lot to freak me out.
and yet, you manage to succeed quite often.

Hey, I'm good at what I do.

[DannySniper]

That long post with all the smilies was, to be honest, pathetic and a waste of time.

As for the worst thing I've done, I'm not sure. I know this isn't the worst, but it's gotta be up there:

I jacked off, saved the cum, spread it on a sandwich like two days later, and served it to a friend. I did this because I told him if he didn't return the money I borrowed him within a reasonable amount of time I would start doing annoying, but harmless things to him. I borrowed him $20 and it was only after about four days.


You're a pathetic, and a waste of time.

[DannySniper]

you are beyond amazing :]
that was awesome.

Thank-you.

I also meant to tell you, Jonny added me.

I creamed my pants.

[swt_catastrophe]

Thank-you.

I also meant to tell you, Jonny added me.

I creamed my pants.
hah. so that slutty picture you put up worked, hm?

[bung]

You're a pathetic, and a waste of time.

Dude, come on. Grammar. It's easy. Also, you didn't even think of your own insult. You just used mine. 1/10.

[swt_catastrophe]

Hey, I'm good at what I do.
i know you'd like to think that's a compliment.
and most of the time it would be.
but frankly, you disturb me.

[bung]

i know you'd like to think that's a compliment.
and most of the time it would be.
but frankly, you disturb me.

Dr. Freud says that your tendency to become disturbed rather easily is simply caused by your unconscious desire to have sexual intercourse with your father. Now, really, which one of us is the disturbing one, hm?

[swt_catastrophe]

Dr. Freud says that your tendency to become disturbed rather easily is simply caused by your unconscious desire to have sexual intercourse with your father. Now, really, which one of us is the disturbing one, hm?
as a psych major, i love when people bring this up.
because Freud was right on everything... no.

[bung]

as a psych major, i love when people bring this up.
because Freud was right on everything... no.

As a psych major myself, I love when people don't understand that virtually any endorsement of Freud's ideas are done in jest.

[DaveZeroZero]

That long post with all the smilies was, to be honest, pathetic and a waste of time.

As for the worst thing I've done, I'm not sure. I know this isn't the worst, but it's gotta be up there:

I jacked off, saved the cum, spread it on a sandwich like two days later, and served it to a friend. I did this because I told him if he didn't return the money I borrowed him within a reasonable amount of time I would start doing annoying, but harmless things to him. I borrowed him $20 and it was only after about four days.
you didn't borrow him $20, you lent him $20.

as a psych major, i love when people bring this up.
because Freud was right on everything... no.
Ahh, Freud - I love when people bring anything of his - mainly because it's all crazy-assed stuff =]

[DannySniper]

Dude, come on. Grammar. It's easy. Also, you didn't even think of your own insult. You just used mine. 1/10.

O,,, I b sososo soz,,, man...

Plz,,, letz jus b fwends, kk? We kewl...

Sweetaz,,, luv ya gorjus xoxxox

[brittyblindside]

took a blue spraycan and painted everything in my dad's garage-- including the car. :-d

[DaveZeroZero]

took a blue spraycan and painted everything in my dad's garage-- including the car. :-d
wow, you're one hardcore thirteen year-old =/

[kaycey]

took a blue spraycan and painted everything in my dad's garage-- including the car. :-d
this n00b will go far.

[remedyeli]

took a blue spraycan and painted everything in my dad's garage-- including the car. :-d

pics or it didn't happen.

If I had a 13 year old daughter who did that, well, she wouldn't be my daughter anymore.

[swt_catastrophe]

took a blue spraycan and painted everything in my dad's garage-- including the car. :-d
so much for being daddy's little girl, right?

[kaycey]

no more freud.

[Sandbullet]

In the fifth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and glued it to my face when I played Moses in my hebrew school play.

[Sandbullet]

took a blue spraycan and painted everything in my dad's garage-- including the car. :-d

right.

[brittyblindside]

I was only, like, 8 years old. It wasn't recent. I know better than that now.
I didn't paint the whole car; just the tailgate.
and portions of his tables, shelves, bikes, tools, and small parts of the walls.

When I know it happened, it happened. Believe it or not.

[hero_dujour]

Fucked a chimp, oh probably around 1981 or so.

Haha good one

[Bel7]

I can't even think of anything particularly bad I've done. *stunned*

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

In the fifth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and glued it to my face when I played Moses in my hebrew school play.


That's cute.

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

I stole money off of my brother once...like, $500.

[bung]

How many people here have ever committed a felony.. and got away with it? Huh? I have. :-)

(Yes, I'm proud of it.)

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

How many people here have ever committed a felony.. and got away with it? Huh? I have. :-)

(Yes, I'm proud of it.)


Lulz. I like to jaywalk in front of cops.

[GoWaitInTheCar]

I'm not even man enough to say.

[argg_xo]

took a blue spraycan and painted everything in my dad's garage-- including the car. :-d
hi, please stop saying you're from michigan. thank you.

[bung]

Lulz. I like to jaywalk in front of cops.

Lolz, this one time, when I was feeling particularly devious, I littered.

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

Lolz, this one time, when I was feeling particularly devious, I littered.
=O I'm telling my mum on you and you're going to be in soo much trouble!lulz.

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

=O I'm telling my mum on you and you're going to be in soo much trouble!lulz.
Lulz that was such a 6 year old thing to sayXD..though I wish I still was 6.

[thesafeword]

Are you really gay?

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

Are you really gay?
Yes.

[thesafeword]

Oh, well that's the worst thing you've done.

[XXKILLXHANNAHXX]

Oh, well that's the worst thing you've done.
What do you mean?

[swt_catastrophe]

Oh, well that's the worst thing you've done.
i lol'd

[DaveZeroZero]

How many people here have ever committed a felony.. and got away with it? Huh? I have. :-)

(Yes, I'm proud of it.)
whatcha do?

[killyourtv]

Spitting on this girl's face.

[.invisible ink.]

Spitting on this girl's face.

randomly or was there something that led up to this?

[hellogorgeous]

i know i want to kill you like only a best friend could

[kwsqd]

huh?

[hellogorgeous]

ken, you know i only spit lyrics

[kwsqd]

you spit hot fire

[hellogorgeous]

owww

[kwsqd]

what?

[hellogorgeous]

i have no idea if that was mean or not.

[kwsqd]

it was a compliment!

[hellogorgeous]

OH GOOD i knew i was in love with you

[kwsqd]

:blush: really?

[hellogorgeous]

yes<3 .!

[kwsqd]

:sneakkiss:

[Renee]

ken.

[kwsqd]

hey renee

[bung]

whatcha do?

Burglary. Well, and selling "dangerous" drugs, but that's so easy it shouldn't count.

[HelpMeSleep]

Ok, so it goes like this:

I was just chillin' at the Republican convention. :wave:

And then then I spotted this hot mama lightin' up backstage.:slut:

I couldn't tell if she was looking at me, so I waved. :gay:

Then she was all like. :slutkiss:

At first I was a bit embarrassed. :blush:

But I soon let her know what time it was...business time.:flirt:

I walked over, and in my smooth manner, played it very cool:giverose:

Well, what can I say? It was destiny, we just couldn't resist each other.:redlove:

She invited me backstage, to which I responded with my sexytimedance.:excited:

As soon as we went inside her dressing room, shit got real. I turned around from shutting the door, and saw the most beautiful sight of my life. :boobies:

I just couldn't contain myself , before she could say 'hockey mum', I was inside her like a sausage through a grilled cheese sandwich:rape:

She wasn't much of a livewire, though. I decided I could do better myself.:jackoff:

Then she gets all up in my grill about some shit that 'she could have just potentially sacrificed her political career for me and I wouldn't even satisfy her".:argue:

Seriously bitch, shut the fuck up.:chairhit:

Anway, after that she kept quiet.:stars:


A minute later, McCain comes in and chucks an absolute hissy-fit, throws a tantrum like a two-year old, kicking an screaming and all... :drew:


To which I dropped a sick beat.:jayz:

And then hitched a ride home. :abduct:


And that's what happened on my holiday to Minneapolis.

What we're we talking about again?
I just realized this is the lengthy post you mentioned to me the other night. this is hilarious, Danny.

[DaveZeroZero]

you spit hot semen
fixed.

Burglary. Well, and selling "dangerous" drugs, but that's so easy it shouldn't count.
haha, nice going :highfive:

[Renee]

hey renee
i was saying you as my answer ;-)

[kwsqd]

i was saying you as my answer ;-)
haha ohh baby :blush:

[DaveZeroZero]

haha ohh baby :blush:
push it, push it real good?

that's what she said. Allegedly.

[hellogorgeous]

HAY grl hay

[4N6 science]

HAY grl hay


you were the hay grl hay on Tila Tequila?!?

[lovely864md]

This one time, I swore in a church.

[Renee]

This one time, I swore in a church.
I once played Spin the Bottle at a Youth Group lock-in.

[lovely864md]

I once played Spin the Bottle at a Youth Group lock-in.

The amount of people that hooked up at the work camp I went to with my youth group this summer was ridiculous.

[Renee]

The amount of people that hooked up at the work camp I went to with my youth group this summer was ridiculous.
youth group kids are the worst! we got in so much trouble. parents were called the next morning, we all had to apologize for "letting down everyone else", and i'm pretty sure that was the last lock-in.

[Smash Adams]

This one time, I swore in a church.

was this before after or during the time you fucked the priest?

[lovely864md]

youth group kids are the worst! we got in so much trouble. parents were called the next morning, we all had to apologize for "letting down everyone else", and i'm pretty sure that was the last lock-in.

Haha, I know I've told this before but first time I ever smoked weed was with church kids, on a camping trip with my whole church.

was this before after or during the time you fucked the priest?

Right around the time I made him take the Lord's name in vain.

[DannySniper]

I just realized this is the lengthy post you mentioned to me the other night. this is hilarious, Danny.

Re-reading that makes me remember how bored I actually way.

It was so early in the morning. Like, 3:00am early.

[HelpMeSleep]

Re-reading that makes me remember how bored I actually way.

It was so early in the morning. Like, 3:00am early.
haha. it's like 4 am here. I don't know why I'm still up. except I'm sort of doing my geography homework that's due in less than 6 hours. and my phone randomly broke tonight. it died and it's plugged into my charger and still won't stay on and I have no other alarm clock. X-)

[DannySniper]

haha. it's like 4 am here. I don't know why I'm still up. except I'm sort of doing my geography homework that's due in less than 6 hours. and my phone randomly broke tonight. it died and it's plugged into my charger and still won't stay on and I have no other alarm clock. X-)

My phone always turns itself off, I despise it.

YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!

But you should still stay on and talk to me :-)

[HelpMeSleep]

My phone always turns itself off, I despise it.

YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!

But you should still stay on and talk to me :-)
my phone is a total piece of shit. I don't want to have to go waste time at the verizon store tomorrow. although it is right on schedule (actually a couple weeks late) for it's monthly break-and-replace ritual.

I know. I have to go there in about 5 hours. shoot me.

and I will anyway. :-)

[DannySniper]

my phone is a total piece of shit. I don't want to have to go waste time at the verizon store tomorrow. although it is right on schedule (actually a couple weeks late) for it's monthly break-and-replace ritual.

I know. I have to go there in about 5 hours. shoot me.

and I will anyway. :-)

I wouldn't make it through school on <5 hours sleep. I don't make it through on 9 - 10, I still constantly fall asleep in class.

Why am I constantly tired?

[HelpMeSleep]

I wouldn't make it through school on <5 hours sleep. I don't make it through on 9 - 10, I still constantly fall asleep in class.

Why am I constantly tired?
because school is boring and being bored makes you tired. so it's really not YOUR fault. it's the school's... the school should make itself more interesting and problem solved!

[DannySniper]

because school is boring and being bored makes you tired. so it's really not YOUR fault. it's the school's... the school should make itself more interesting and problem solved!

And the rooms are so cosey and stuffy.

The temperature is just right for sleeping. Neigh, it is ideal.

[HelpMeSleep]

And the rooms are so cosey and stuffy.

The temperature is just right for sleeping. Neigh, it is ideal.
yup. but I solved your falling asleep in school problem in my bleeding thread so now you don't have to go anymore. wooo go me! :-)

[sammyboy516]

hmm, I dont think this is the worst but most recent.
Got caught cheating because me and my friend were talking about it in the car when I was drunk.
But my boyfriend was still on the phone.... he heard everything. But I lied and said I knew he was on the phone the whole time and was trying to make him mad. sucker. believed me.


that's really not cool.

[sammyboy516]

Ok, so it goes like this:

I was just chillin' at the Republican convention. :wave:

And then then I spotted this hot mama lightin' up backstage.:slut:

I couldn't tell if she was looking at me, so I waved. :gay:

Then she was all like. :slutkiss:

At first I was a bit embarrassed. :blush:

But I soon let her know what time it was...business time.:flirt:

I walked over, and in my smooth manner, played it very cool:giverose:

Well, what can I say? It was destiny, we just couldn't resist each other.:redlove:

She invited me backstage, to which I responded with my sexytimedance.:excited:

As soon as we went inside her dressing room, shit got real. I turned around from shutting the door, and saw the most beautiful sight of my life. :boobies:

I just couldn't contain myself , before she could say 'hockey mum', I was inside her like a sausage through a grilled cheese sandwich:rape:

She wasn't much of a livewire, though. I decided I could do better myself.:jackoff:

Then she gets all up in my grill about some shit that 'she could have just potentially sacrificed her political career for me and I wouldn't even satisfy her".:argue:

Seriously bitch, shut the fuck up.:chairhit:

Anway, after that she kept quiet.:stars:


A minute later, McCain comes in and chucks an absolute hissy-fit, throws a tantrum like a two-year old, kicking an screaming and all... :drew:


To which I dropped a sick beat.:jayz:

And then hitched a ride home. :abduct:


And that's what happened on my holiday to Minneapolis.

What we're we talking about again?

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

[DannySniper]

yup. but I solved your falling asleep in school problem in my bleeding thread so now you don't have to go anymore. wooo go me! :-)

How? Through prostitution?

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

I still can't believe I made a post that long.

[HelpMeSleep]

that's really not cool.
I agree. that's just shitty. I don't know why people feel the need to do shady things like that and show no respect for their boyfriends/girlfriends. if they can't handle being in a relationship then they shouldn't be in one.

[HelpMeSleep]

How? Through prostitution?



I still can't believe I made a post that long.
yes, sir.

at the very beginning it reminded me of the Fresh Prince song. and I like how you mocked Palin =]

[DannySniper]

yes, sir.

at the very beginning it reminded me of the Fresh Prince song. and I like how you mocked Palin =]

I told my careers adviser that I wanted to enter the Adult Entertainment industry.

And Palin is hawt. I wish I saw her knockers, even if she does annoy me.

[HelpMeSleep]

I told my careers adviser that I wanted to enter the Adult Entertainment industry.

And Palin is hawt. I wish I saw her knockers, even if she does annoy me.
and what was your career adviser's response?

lol ew. go for her daughter instead. and hers' are probably big since she's preggers.

[DannySniper]

and what was your career adviser's response?

lol ew. go for her daughter instead. and hers' are probably big since she's preggers.

She just laughed. Then I got up and left in a fit of rage, screaming that the school didn't 'recognise my current needs and future aspirations'

Moar laughter ensued.

I had told all my friends I was going to do it and they were all waiting outside, so I think she knew something was up.

[HelpMeSleep]

She just laughed. Then I got up and left in a fit of rage, screaming that the school didn't 'recognise my current needs and future aspirations'

Moar laughter ensued.

I had told all my friends I was going to do it and they were all waiting outside, so I think she knew something was up.
wait. so this seriously happened?? hahaha. lol irl. I thought you were joking! or am I just really gullible now?

[DannySniper]

wait. so this seriously happened?? hahaha. lol irl. I thought you were joking! or am I just really gullible now?

No, I actually did it.

I hate the career's advisor. She tried to fail me in Maths in Year 9.

[HelpMeSleep]

No, I actually did it.

I hate the career's advisor. She tried to fail me in Maths in Year 9.
hahaha. that is awesome. you are my hero from this point forward.

what a hoar.

[DannySniper]

hahaha. that is awesome. you are my hero from this point forward.

what a hoar.

If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?

4.

[HelpMeSleep]

If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?

4.
badass song from the old 5th grade days right here. :-)

[DannySniper]

badass song from the old 5th grade days right here. :-)


SSSAAAMMMEEE!!!

1. Oh no! WHAT DO I DO?!

[jules_x]

pics or it didn't happen

lol, double that.


worst thing ive done is punching my bf's exgirlfriend (theyre good friends still) in the face after she told everyone she was going to marry my bf, but they "had to have a couple of gfs and bfs first".

i hate that fucking bitch and I'd love to fuckin smack her again.

[DaveZeroZero]

I went into school with a sub machine gun and mowed everyone down

It was my proudest moment ever

Hell, Michael Moore even made a movie about me and some Korean guy said I was his idol, before copying me and failing.

[annnie]

this whole thread is making me lol.

[.invisible ink.]

lol, double that.


worst thing ive done is punching my bf's exgirlfriend (theyre good friends still) in the face after she told everyone she was going to marry my bf, but they "had to have a couple of gfs and bfs first".

i hate that fucking bitch and I'd love to fuckin smack her again.

wait, you left that part out of the post I just eloquently replied to!

Um, yeah, what did your boyfriend do when you punched her?

[DaveZeroZero]

wait, you left that part out of the post I just eloquently replied to!

Um, yeah, what did your boyfriend do when you punched her?
he falcon punched her

http://ui15.gamespot.com/718/falconpunchnotinbrawl_4.gif

[sammyboy516]

I agree. that's just shitty. I don't know why people feel the need to do shady things like that and show no respect for their boyfriends/girlfriends. if they can't handle being in a relationship then they shouldn't be in one.


yeah, and especially come on here and brag about it.

[HelpMeSleep]

yeah, and especially come on here and brag about it.
there once was a boy who did that who got torn to pieces and then banned eventually. it was AWESOME.

[DaveZeroZero]

One day, I was driving home, hit a pothole, swerved and ran over and killed a mother and her two young children.

To this day, nobody has found out that it was me.

[Sandbullet]

That's cute.

I guess you're too young to get a Goonies reference.

[sammyboy516]

there once was a boy who did that who got torn to pieces and then banned eventually. it was AWESOME.


haha total win

[SteveD]

constantine wasn't that bad i actually liked it. and you forgot the devils advocate. that was ok.

Constantine was awesome.

Does anybody here realize how fucking quick I'd anal Sarah Palin?

Is it weird that I would to?

[Sarbear]

When I lived in TX and had just gotten my license, I accidentally hit a truck full of Mexican workers. They chased me for a few minutes but I was too scared of getting raped and so I just kept going. They eventually just left--they were probably illegal and didn't want to get in trouble :D

ok kidding, I'm not that mean and stereotypical..but it did happen. And that is why 16 year olds shouldn't be allowed to drive! Karma is a bitch though because 2 years ago someone rear ended me at a stop light and then drove away.

[popdisaster00]

Constantine was awesome.



Is it weird that I would to?
she's a vpilf.

[berskyjr]

she's a vpilf.
not yet. shes a VPNILF. and i totally want to.

[popdisaster00]

not yet. shes a VPNILF. and i totally want to.
my mistake, of course. but really she is a VPNWWNWILF.

vice presidential nominee who will never win (that) i'd like to fuck

and probably will someday too

[berskyjr]

my mistake, of course. but really she is a VPNWWNWILF.

vice presidential nominee who will never win (that) i'd like to fuck

and probably will someday too
hahahahaha exactly!

[riot_gurl]

i stepped on a crack and broke your mothers face

dat funny.

[DaveZeroZero]

When I lived in TX and had just gotten my license, I accidentally hit a truck full of Mexican workers. They chased me for a few minutes but I was too scared of getting raped and so I just kept going. They eventually just left--they were probably illegal and didn't want to get in trouble :D

ok kidding, I'm not that mean and stereotypical..but it did happen. And that is why 16 year olds shouldn't be allowed to drive! Karma is a bitch though because 2 years ago someone rear ended me at a stop light and then drove away.
rear-ended, eh?

you should tell that to the Anal thread.

[Angeles18]

wanked alot

[thesafeword]

What else does a Sum 41 fan have to do, but masturbate all day? Especially now that pretending to skateboard isn't cool anymore.

[ship of fools]

Is it weird that I would to?


Only if it was at the same time.

Either way, count me in for sloppy thirds

[caress me down]

this thread brought some serious lolz


i haven't done anything that bad i don't think. oh except in fifth grade, i put a girls toothbrush in the toilet and peed on it. i was kind of a bitch

[DaveZeroZero]

this thread brought some serious lolz


i haven't done anything that bad i don't think. oh except in fifth grade, i put a girls toothbrush in the toilet and peed on it. i was kind of a bitch
you should repeat that feat.

[caress me down]

you should repeat that feat.
indeed. but who deserves such a fate?

[DaveZeroZero]

indeed. but who deserves such a fate?
Girls with hairy vaginas.

[caress me down]

Girls with hairy vaginas.
yes.
if you have an particular hairy-vagina'd girl in mind, send me her toothbrush.

[*crying stars*]

I am global warming.

[DaveZeroZero]

I am global warming.
I am the cancer running through your veins

[BJW7191]

knocked up the cunt who birthed chad kroeger

[kaycey]

rolled a blunt in a church toilet.

[riot_gurl]

oh...I've killed

that's hot.

[BJW7191]

rolled a blunt in a church toilet.


why were you in the toilet

[HelpMeSleep]

why were you in the toilet
because he's not american. people in other countries call bathrooms "the toilet".

[BJW7191]

because he's not american. people in other countries call bathrooms "the toilet".


my bad... i thought he was from INDIANA... im sorry... im a jack ass

[HelpMeSleep]

my bad... i thought he was from INDIANA... im sorry... im a jack ass
hahaha. it's all good.

[lovely864md]

I dumped a guy for being too nice and in love with me. When I was like 8 or 9 I used to steal the money my mom set aside for my little kid donation to the church and use it to buy cheap lip gloss (I didn't know what it was for I just kept finding this unmarked envelope of ones).

[anamericangod]

When I lived in TX and had just gotten my license, I accidentally hit a truck full of Mexican workers. They chased me for a few minutes but I was too scared of getting raped and so I just kept going. They eventually just left--they were probably illegal and didn't want to get in trouble :D

ok kidding, I'm not that mean and stereotypical..but it did happen. And that is why 16 year olds shouldn't be allowed to drive! Karma is a bitch though because 2 years ago someone rear ended me at a stop light and then drove away.


This is awesome.

[peachycick321]

Cut it off......... :flirt:

[xAnti-Violentx]

I was dating my best friend and I cheated on her with some other girl from school. Then the girl fell in love with me and I told the whole school that she is a lesbian[because she revealed some of my secrets about some shit.]. But I was still dating my best friend and she had no idea what was going on between me and that girl. It was pretty evil, since everyone stopped hanging out with her when I told them that she is a lesbian. Haha. That was 2 years ago and I don't really think that it was worth it... But it was nice to have two girls who are both all crazy about you.. haha ;)

I was also dating some dude which lived quite far away from me. He was completely crazy about me. Called me every second and stuff. He had to take the train every week just to see me. I never visited him. I wasn't even in love with him, just kinda played around. It was fun. Then I dumped him after a while and he wanted to kill himself. haha. He called me about a week ago that he misses me. I don't give a fuck about him though.
I always do such things when I'm in a relationship with someone. It's probably because I've never dated the person with who I was in love with. I tend to fall in love with wrong people. So, I decided it would be good if I just stayed single for a while and stop hurting other people.

I guess these two are the worst things I've done. I feel guilty, especially about the first one.
I also used to lie to my parents a lot[about important things, not just some pointless shit.], but recently just sort of stopped. I think it's time to change.

[DaveZeroZero]

Guilt is for the weak.

[skashroomking]

completly oblivious

[4N6 science]

I took a dookie in the urinal.

[DaveZeroZero]

I took a dookie in the urinal.
Awesome.

[4N6 science]

Yup it was great. :thumbup:

[ActionActionFan]

I took a dookie in the urinal.

I'm jealous.

[Metfan615]

I took a dookie in the urinal.
:rotfl:

[4N6 science]

I'm jealous.

:rotfl:

Yes...I love the lolz

[speakhandsforme]

Knowing the mob mentality here, some people may actually like this as my friends did:
I met a girl at a party who was really cute, cool, etc.. After we retired to my dorm, I found out she was taken and, accordingly, sent her walking. She began crushing on me but I remained steadfast that I don't get involved with taken girls: it's a morality thing.
Three months later, after breaking up with another girl, we began talking and she revealed that she'd broken up with her boyfriend. We hit it off and began seeing each other. After a week, the morning after hooking up with her for the first time, I found out she never actually broke up with the guy. I was irrate for having broken the rule but, instead of ending it quietly, I devised a plan.

That night I invited her over with a video camera securly hidden in my bookshelf. Skipping over the details, I walked her back to her place. We went into the dorm lobby where two random girls were sitting. I told them what I had just done (the girl still at my side) and that I planned on dumping her and sending the video to her real boyfriend before laughing and walking out.
I sent her the vid and let her worry about it for a couple weeks, ignoring constant texts, calls, etc., knowing she was sweating it before I let her in that I never intended on doing anything with it and then sent her on her way.

[DaveZeroZero]

Knowing the mob mentality here, some people may actually like this as my friends did:
I met a girl at a party who was really cute, cool, etc.. After we retired to my dorm, I found out she was taken and, accordingly, sent her walking. She began crushing on me but I remained steadfast that I don't get involved with taken girls: it's a morality thing.
Three months later, after breaking up with another girl, we began talking and she revealed that she'd broken up with her boyfriend. We hit it off and began seeing each other. After a week, the morning after hooking up with her for the first time, I found out she never actually broke up with the guy. I was irrate for having broken the rule but, instead of ending it quietly, I devised a plan.

That night I invited her over with a video camera securly hidden in my bookshelf. Skipping over the details, I walked her back to her place. We went into the dorm lobby where two random girls were sitting. I told them what I had just done (the girl still at my side) and that I planned on dumping her and sending the video to her real boyfriend before laughing and walking out.
I sent her the vid and let her worry about it for a couple weeks, ignoring constant texts, calls, etc., knowing she was sweating it before I let her in that I never intended on doing anything with it and then sent her on her way.
That was a dick thing to do for a guy who said he wouldn't sleep with her while she was taken on a moral basis.

You should've just kept banging her and banging her and banging her and banging her until somebody found out.

[chasingsafety]

yea she must have sucked in bed, because you only hit it once.

oh and that other girl about dating her best friend there was like every sex involved in that story, dated girl, girl, dude back to girl, dude
jesus

[chasingsafety]

I was dating my best friend and I cheated on her with some other girl from school. Then the girl fell in love with me and I told the whole school that she is a lesbian[because she revealed some of my secrets about some shit.]. But I was still dating my best friend and she had no idea what was going on between me and that girl. It was pretty evil, since everyone stopped hanging out with her when I told them that she is a lesbian. Haha. That was 2 years ago and I don't really think that it was worth it... But it was nice to have two girls who are both all crazy about you.. haha ;)

I was also dating some dude which lived quite far away from me. He was completely crazy about me. Called me every second and stuff. He had to take the train every week just to see me. I never visited him. I wasn't even in love with him, just kinda played around. It was fun. Then I dumped him after a while and he wanted to kill himself. haha. He called me about a week ago that he misses me. I don't give a fuck about him though.
I always do such things when I'm in a relationship with someone. It's probably because I've never dated the person with who I was in love with. I tend to fall in love with wrong people. So, I decided it would be good if I just stayed single for a while and stop hurting other people.

I guess these two are the worst things I've done. I feel guilty, especially about the first one.
I also used to lie to my parents a lot[about important things, not just some pointless shit.], but recently just sort of stopped. I think it's time to change.

given at the crazy level of this story (boy/girl, compulsive lying) you must be really hot

[xAnti-Violentx]

given at the crazy level of this story (boy/girl, compulsive lying) you must be really hot
hahaha okay that's the funniest post i read in a while.
i am not. all these people were losers. and probably blind too ;)

[thespearkid]

Dude, I totally want to post my story but it's too long:didn't type.

[speakhandsforme]

yea she must have sucked in bed, because you only hit it once.


Actually, twice and quite the opposite. But, you see, I have several opportunities to sleep with beautiful women. I only get a few opportunities to truly fuck with bad people.

[MarsEatWorld]

Dude, I totally want to post my story but it's too long:didn't type.
i loled at the tldt

[kaycey]

stole candy from a baby.

[BJW7191]

...came early... :blush:

[SonEric84]

hmm, I dont think this is the worst but most recent.
Got caught cheating because me and my friend were talking about it in the car when I was drunk.
But my boyfriend was still on the phone.... he heard everything. But I lied and said I knew he was on the phone the whole time and was trying to make him mad. sucker. believed me.



That's sickening. How do you look at yourself in the mirror?

[flyingv540]

Stole my grandmas car 'cuz I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend.

[jagermeister]

Stole my grandmas car 'cuz I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend.

hahahahaha, fuckin' kids!